#💬│english-chat
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I just fell in with a hacks guild The guys managed to freeze my entire team and plant the bomb instantly
standoff getinng better anty cheat
Standoff adding a report option
the report system has only worked once for me
like a instant ban
it was in the 1st few days of the release

I think axelbot is playing with us, that could be it
I don't know how they want me to send the 40mbps video when the video that my cell phone recorded of the match weighs 1gb
post on yt and send to them .-.
So real
Maybe
u love snakes?
Not really
Ready now, just wait 40 minutes to upload the video, in short it will take a few centuries
Akiran
im big fan
Fan of what?
your
What do you mean me?
im your fan
Fan of what? What did I do?
u
Me
This is getting weird, really weird
no
i love u
u dont love your fans
i hate you

im not fan now
Bipolarity
Dual personality
im
no
im straight
like
no im not straight
im regular
bro i gotta learn english
now im going to learn seeyuh
autistic?
Brl
Bro
I found a hacker in a match
How do i do a ticket
Cuz i got -60 and i want my mmr back
Yoo
azat
sup
Wsg
you didn't answer my question
do u love snakes?
rn
pkay answer later
I've eaten snakes before
Love when I play 5 games and get 49 out of it
Then my game crashes randomly and won't let me rejoin, hence banning me
And losing 67
So an hour wasted
Hi nightly
that's the premium so2 experience
you're not getting that anywhere else
Been happening all season
Hi Leo
I need to move on this game is only for Russians and Brazilians lol
How u been
valo mobile gonna save us
Bro, I'm Brazilian, fluent in English
nope it was temporarily out in china for testing I believe
Some of my Canadian friends were playing with vpn
They said they can't find a game anymore
Anyone allies?
what about him
He shot himself
☹️
homixide homixide homixide
And his mom starved herself to death
Joking bro ion know shi abt them💀🗿
Wizy
Allies
Whats your rank
Silver 2
We cant enter
im ranger
..
in allies yes
Whats your rank
..
in comp bro
A strong silver 1
We cant enter
ranger
Oh
;((
i will get smurf
Sure
Didnt get the knife byw
u ?
oh u did open it all?
oh
Why?

Shouldve save the@?
i thought u didnt
Them*
leo u love lions?
Nah who saves crates
Naah
I hate lions
Mad peoples
They are death cats
i hate u
I love you too
i love u too bro
u love snakes?
Leo
noodles
Allies
Not 20 foot monstrosities of nature
Leo
I'm taking a dump
U love frogs bro
To ur toilet then
I love frogs
My fav childhood pic was me in random clothing squeezing a frog
IM boutta lick u
What
he likes tongues
How to see how many times you play
the common stats tab has info on hour many hours you've played
sure wait a min
Thanks

@tough meadow tysm
No
Grrr
Cap
Heeh
They’re still mine tho
Play I need help
Can’t
I need coin
I sent this tomorrow
And also go to #1044085342308941944 if you want to find people (even tho it’s dead)
Bruh
This is why you have no daddy

🥶
Guys how to trade
Wdym kinda
there are ways to trade but it’s not recommended because you can get scammed easily
😭
Oof
How
I want a knife so bad
Same brother
But it’s expensive
W
I wanted to know something, I'm watching shorts on YouTube and sometimes there's a live broadcast from some Russian Youtubers, I don't know how many Rubles, so many Golds, if I make a donation, will he send Gold to me?
couple of my friends know the method (I forgot how it went)
Most likely not because it can lead to scam and loss of the account
Because Roblox is cheaper than the Brazilian real, hence 3k Gold and 21 reais
MDS A translator
Rublos*
They need to add trade in the game
☠️
Ikr
The game would be a lot more fun if there was trade

guys help me on an ak check photos really quick
They top up directly from the so2 website
i need an ak to buy
How much gold you have
🤔
And again it can lead to scam
it’s not recommended
a decent amount
Help me buy a knife
Like 100?
Hmm
Buy gold😭🙏
I recommend you buy 700 gold and buy the cheapest knife and not open packs
ask yo momma
I have no money
same
no more like 6000
Oof
Ohhhh
Nahhhhhh
roblox?
In roblox?
i think
Yes
bloxfruit
cool
no thanks ill get banned
How you got so much money
i have no clue
Huh?
he just gets money
money just spawns in
Do you buy gold or what
No way😂😭🙏
Are you Elone musk son or what bro 😭🙏
Can you give me a knife?
yes
Wow
dont beg

Anyone know about pass
oh no warn incoming
Real
Hey bro
What don’t you buy gold karambit
There’s no information on when the new BP comes
i sold my treasure hunter
also my 2 years al
Oo
ak
Dang
Is joe

Idk
beta testing (I’m not a tester)
Nice nitro
im fake beta tester
English is hard

who wants beta tester apk dm aza ( REAL )
Not real
Whts this
What is apk
An APK file (Android Package Kit file format) is the file format for applications used on the Android operating system (OS). An APK file contains all the data an app needs, including all of the software program's code, assets and resources.
not pasted!
The ###
What you level bro
Careful with the hashtag because it can get you muted
I’m being serious just don’t do it
the auto mod will get you muted
My bad
automod dumby
Your bad
😭
I said your bad
( ◜‿◝ )♡
To get milk or what?
Sad story 😭🙏
Didn't work
Allah stand with you lil bro😭🙏
Ima just delete those
Bro I think your broke asf

Y’all call the owner of the game and say to him to give me infinite money



Oh mb
Are you a bot or what?
Oh
I think
and if I was a bot there would’ve had a bot icon next to its name
Can I have 100 gold
no
What if I say pls
Still won’t change the answer
I’m not a nerd

Please just 100
u are
It’s 1 dollare
just buy then
🤓☝️
That isn’t 1 dollar
I’m broke asf I would buy it but my bank account is 0.4 dollars
Ahh 2 dollars
get a job 
I have one but now I’m broke
But me the 1 dollar pack
Again no

The new 1 dollar to get 50 gold and a pack
Please
I’ll give it back
Again it’s a no
How its can change to yes
no matter what it’s going to be a No
🤓🫵
Baliz
What if I rizz you up
sell your brother
I’m Rizz master
ez money

I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you
Can’t wait to eat Ramen tomorrow
That’s straight up awful
u saw a gurl with pp? 😭
I got another one
get your priorities straight and get better
When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.

Awful again
Now please buy me gold
I always said no
Baliz
No.
give me a camel and i give u
I’m not Middle East Arabic
I’m North African arabic
Pls
im not complaining.
Again, it’s a no.
I’m broke asf I live in Africa bro
Stop asking.
I feel like I’m black
Plsssssss
lmfao
Baliiiiz
I wanna mute him really badly but he hasn’t broken any rules.
Looool😂😂
How much time you can mute me?
only cuz he rizzed u
Fr
XD
Only because he’s being a nuisance
Nah I’m not

Pls buy me gold🥺👉👈
🦦
Well technically he is begging for gold and he continues this it can lead to extreme begging
XD
What that
which counts a rule offense and gets him muted for like 2 weeks
beste SONG
2 weeks of silence will be very great for me
No pls
allah dont do that
Allah?
Bro Allah is god
Allah guides me to lead a good life
ik
That’s haram
Anyone knows what time the skins coming out
??? converted???
its the beste religion FR!
So far we have no idea when but it should be around this week or next week
Just interested in the matter
The religion of truth

Bro where is the rule channel
Let’s stop with the Religious topic because it’s not allowed.
halal state bbq
I think you know wrongly i got my contacts they are coming out today
Oh
True
@paper tangle how to become an admin ?
bro it literally forces you to read rules channel
Rizz the owner
You won’t get it with that kind of contacts
fym where rules :icant:
ye bro trust your random friend .-.

dealing with this types is very difficult
Hahaha you know kyoshii
i should be on sick leave
who?
you should be on sick leave
but I don't want to get an doctor's letter cuz it's pointless and i have to pay for paper
Bruh you are not in the community of top players
Not the papers
Kyoshii
obv no i dont play this game alo
If you were a big YouTuber in standoff what you get
Promocodes and stuff
Bro you have legend and you dont know such a player as kyoshii
Honestly Butter should get it 
all the legends need to know random guy?
only if you're big and russian/allies of russia
True
he doesn’t know chat
Let’s skip it though
British territory
Random guy ? Haha top 10 player at one point
He has contacts with developer
everyone can be top player when the scene is dead
the chat is being more cringe and I think I should leave
💀
Should i give you his id ?
probably
the meat grinding is real with this one
Probably yeah
@paper tangle bro you are an anime fan cringe
ima focus on the thoughts of being with a donut box in my desk
anime is good bro
Doesn’t change the fact that you are literally meat grinding on some player and asking on how to be an admin in here
no cuz i dont care :F

@outer valley you know any top players
ok dude

u saw what i type? i dont play this game!
I wonder where’s Rosie
i bet u know any good player from 2018/19/20
@outer valley yeah you have legend and you dont play
Electro
the meat grinding is crazy
Aimbtw
I wanna read the new manga chapter for jjk 
Nah i just know them becasue they are from poland bro
which one
electro?
Yeah
write the og names .-. idk any new nicknames .-.
wasn't he already gone?
Bro that are the nicknames
Real
Bro so2 came out in like 2017
i know aimbtw but he was other nickname
i just dont remember
Oh i dont know then
@outer valley you know jangiel
no
i just know the old players .-. dont tell me the new ones plz
XD
wow bro i didn't know :NAW: :mindblown:
Where is the battle pass
me when entering a sauna for the first time


I think that was the wrong mind blown
you blew up his brain
idk where
@outer valley you know .cursed

and at least one guy left
Bro went to sleep
yep but he was other name too i just dont know xd nobody rn cuz everyone changed the nickname
epic
No
He was always .cursed

spoinkbob
Nezik ?
cuz metal is good!
true
nah
LV
Nah metal is bad
chat dinner with nicole from tawog or every item in so2
@outer valley you know HabiLive ?
noup
BRUH
I wonder how that word isn’t blacklisted
love WHAT
better make some changes then 
my boss computer just turned off while i was processing raw images
which one
@paper tangle how to become and admin
and i heard some shorting sounds
get a load of this guy
I just recommended that you don’t be one

a
We don’t tolerate a waste of space in the team
bruh
I’m being serious tho
I want to join polish
well this is going to my documention
scam aza account its the easiest method
karens:
Sarcazm you know ?
your more than welcome to try to be a candidate even though the system is pretty much a large amount of time wasted and get to see other people than yourself be in the team
i think I stepped on the wire
is the wire ok?
god why the frick is the floor such a mess
is the wire ok though
@paper tangle who do i message to try to become an admin
no one
it's okay
@paper tangle bro


eNcore
was stretching my leg and i stepped on the goofy ahh wite
Who did recruted you they should go to the doctor
I’m pretty sure he’s not even gonna see it because he’s busy with real life stuff
hes cooked
bro wants to die
whats
Don’t even try to ping him
XD
Im not that stupid lol
w’s in the schaat
xD
can’t wait to eat a donut once I’m home
No one cares bro

You are a police officer
thats not nice
thank god restore tabs exist in chrome
apologize
If no one cares then I do because it’s my self who cares
nuggets better
Nah
imo donuts are better
i have only done like 25hrs of immersion work so far
cap
Rip

Good luck with it tho
No one can
Wtf was that link
Except for Community Supporters and stuff
Scam
heheheheehhe
a gif of lebron and referee walking up to someone with caption kill this guy with hammers right here
no

cool
😆
If only Adren was here to see that
imma check hsr twitter rq
Yes
Where you from
better for you than on discord tbh
Won’t answer that
Why not
Because I won’t
I meant like what country you from
yea ik
bro is from ukraine
I would’ve not been here
I hate emulator players with me is there anyway i can get rid of them??
There 144 countries you have to be from one of them
you cant
You can’t
Yeah for sure you can
deal with them yourself
??
no jades
no jades
theres only one thing u can do delete the game
Joke
Those mf are good with awm
That would be fun
Yeah they are good with awm
🥲
Well they do use an arm and wrist to aim
@paper tangle what time is the pass coming out
Yea man
u can be good on mobile too .-.

@paper tangle i owned some players in valo tdm with op yesterday for warm up
There’s no information on when it comes out
Idk why they play standoff 2 on pc
When they can play csgo
i did a 5k
Nice
csgo free
Cool
cuz cs2 is full of cheaters worst than so2
sky and viper couldn't peak long ranges
Literally
lucky they spawned literally behind me to get me lol
I hate deathmatch on Val
The spawns are so bad
TDM is just can you survive long enough to get your abilities or just die trying
funny sometimes
Fair point
yep
We all have faced that russian teamate who is always afk in match -_-
think i lost a game bc of that
I’m an old player so I didn’t get that at all
I lost like 10 matches due to them
oh ya finally reached G1 :3
1hr
then after that should be a week
For like a lot of times
kinda wish unrated isn't THAT strict
Explain me the competitive rank system
I don't get it
It’s for every mode btw
you win = mmr

ik
10-0 with all mvps = max mmr
Does death effect my rank?
not with DM atleast
chat does it?
if u win the round no
depends on your rank, teammates ranks, enemy ranks, how many mvps and rounds
ik they don't want afk/abandon
Like if i lost a round but didn't die
Does it
but relax it's pubs bro
Do i lose more mmr when i die?
The logic goes crazy
rounds and mvp are the most important thing in this game
lmao competitive is unlocked for me now

no
ok
Cuz I can buy more donuts if I got that amount of money
K
hello



weezer riff
Competitive anyone??
im down
I’m good thanks
god i wanna go home
Same
Hi
Yooo
Ello
u love snakes?
and u love lions?
i love mommys
i ate mommys
Yeee
even tho I can die
Those are pythons tho
no pythons
Russian
real
Ye
naked cat better!
cats are technically always naked

since they don't bare any clothing
since we associate being naked stripped of clothing
@simple star Do u have a problem understanding?
Maybe
hate this keyboard
look bro
I put a request of 0.03 because I just want to show them, not buy them
u understand rn?
god I don't wanna be that judgemental on pfps but damn the stereotype is real
🦍
What’s mine
Yo azat
what
femboy
depends you have multiple pfps
@rich crow looks like you never have a contact with a woman, don't you?
wat mine?
then
||does have the hair for it||
u not woman boi
Already muted
So anyways
I already commented on it
That's my gf boy
U love panda
he lil cute fella
kitty lover
Thanks
Lmfao
lmfao
inuno u see that
OH
Panda is great
theu doing the matching pfp
@brittle knoll
:icant:
yess
Point still stands tho
Use a translator or just forget it
@paper tangle it's alot worse
Fair point
matching pfp discord users
so azat
🐔
I did that once and regretted it and stopped
dude
better to have freedom than being tied to
u know that
Let’s not start being toxic
Play gold sir
You ain't saying anything
Okay but he is have understand problem
how didnt u get it?
LF a clan
No

You have a clan?
v
he is not playin
I wrote 0.03 for the skins I wanted to buy, If I wanted to buy it rn i would have given the highest request i know bro I've been playing this game for 4 years im not mad (i just wanted Show what i want)
Do a copy before explain yourself worse
😭
what i mean
@simple star ?
I’m getting dizzy from reading this
You ain't say why

You only say it in the massage that I copy
English is my second lang u kid
idk bro, looks like he just used the buy order system as a wishlist
Ok?
idk what else you getting
Nobody asked
Let’s stop with this already
before I have to mute the both of you
Lol
Ye now I know
for this dumb stuff
I’m so tired
Don't you worry
????????

And you keep making it worse so you can also be muted
I'm just giving context
So it’s better to stop now than continuing it
Alright?
I’m only gonna say it once and if you do it again it’s going to be a mute
Likewise

and stupid
What’s that again
A animal
kinda crucial on how they live
true
like a giraffe but with a short neck and looks like a zebra
idk how to explain







