💬│english-chat

[brittle knoll]

🐡

I made bread

I was gonna try buy peanut butter to eat with it (very bad)

Peanuts are also seeds

I managed to stop my impulse

Not quite!

All seeds have something unhealthy in common

Omega 6, a type of fat/oil

That's because of....

The omega 6

Drop obesity?

Or increase

More like cardiovascular disease increase

But if you eat pure lard for one day you won't even store it

Why?

Fat does not raise blood sugar

Does not convert into glucose, what does? Carbs and sugar

What is insulin? Fat storing hormone

The body needs a keto diet to begin using fat (assuming you don't consume any carbs or sugar that will trigger insulin)

It can also take a month

Fat can break down into ketones only

If you see a professional marathon runner I guarantee he's using ketones

[zealous ocean]

@ocean pewter yoo come dm

[brittle knoll]

Ketones don't generate extra CO2

🐓

Oh yeah

Carbs produce CO2 when used yes

You will have a harder time breathing overall

Sugar what can sugar do let's see

It can bind to protein through glycosis

🐓(🤔)

Yes

By selling insulin to them

And threatening to not sell anymore

!!!

🐔

The only way to become truly independent is waking up

[clever moon]

who can play and vc

[brittle knoll]

And run run run

🦕

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

His tail fell asleep

Only

It should wake up

There's no time to rest in modern society

Do not let your guard down, your honor I plead insanity I apologize for spreading harmful misinformation towards your multi trillionaire businesses around the world, I just didn't know better

[viscid fractal]

I want people who speak English, not just write

[clever moon]

@viscid fractal we can speak

[brittle knoll]

Something malicious is brewing

🐔

I am not taking the bait

[viscid fractal]

I also want a voice for us to talk because everyone in the voices speaks Russian

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[viscid fractal]

can we play

[clever moon]

sure

i dmed u

xd

[hidden sigil]

how much longer guys

till skins get released

[paper tangle]

should be around this week

[clever moon]

@viscid fractal
join my call

[viscid fractal]

how

[brittle knoll]

I like sprinkling craziness and comedy into my monologues

[paper tangle]

change your pfp before you get banned.

[brittle knoll]

That way only the highest iq individuals will understand

🍿🐓

[viscid fractal]

So you say I'm stupid?

I will sue you

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕

[paper tangle]

[viscid fractal]

🐉🐉🐉

[brittle knoll]

Nice mirror

[viscid fractal]

Nice chicken

[brittle knoll]

They will now look in this mirror 🦙🦙🦙 (they're looking)

Maltodextrin

Effectively does keep me awake at night

I still have a few pills left of k2

(that have it)

I tested that theory once again early this morning

🐔 🐔

Won't work because the active substance is glucose and that's stored in many places, including muscles

[viscid fractal]

🐈🐈🐈

[brittle knoll]

Will definitely be a shocker if that also gets removed

Needs to be a gradual process of water fasting and keto

Until one can use ketones

🦕 🩺

Wut

🦕

[dreamy quiver]

Hey can someone tell me how can I join in tournaments

[brittle knoll]

Contact lenses

🦕

So u look better on camera

[primal rain]

North west part on vultures so good

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Nice "🦅"

[teal dome]

please, check our channel - #🏆│tournaments

[primal rain]

Nice gray

[elfin holly]

Alguém br??

[primal rain]

Brrr

[brittle knoll]

Nice mewing

[teal dome]

only English in this chat, please.

[brittle knoll]

He even has the role

[patent kettle]

Ba taci

Ce faceți bai

Romanii mei

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[broken bough]

Hello

[wise flicker]

up

[brittle knoll]

Yes

Did you just assume it's a she?

🦕

Fair

🐓

Nice curse @ocean pewter

And delete

What spell did u cast?

🦕

[primal rain]

Dude back to me Freddie Gibbs verse is awesome

[brittle knoll]

🐔

My back hurts

🐪

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

(3 different topics 🐡 🐡 🐡 )

[brittle knoll]

Mewing parrot with headphones

🦕

[primal rain]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[primal rain]

🧆

[brittle knoll]

Thanks

[primal rain]

@brittle knoll I found new emote

🧆

[brittle knoll]

Yeee

🫚

This too

[primal rain]

This looks like mystical fruit

[brittle knoll]

Looks like some weird donuts

Oh wait I heard of falafel before

[viscid fractal]

hi

[primal rain]

What is it

[cosmic garden]

hi

[primal rain]

I really never heard about it before

🧆🧆

[brittle knoll]

Just googled

It's a deep fried ball of sorts

Wow fast food infiltrating the emojis more

🦕

I suppose it was a popular enough topic to be added

There are some discord mo- I mean there are some falafel enjoyers out there somewhere on discord

[primal rain]

🐡🐡

[brittle knoll]

Deep fried..

Doesn't sound very arabian

Maybe ameri-

🐔

[primal rain]

🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡

[brittle knoll]

Nice mitosis

[primal rain]

American kitchen has more fries I guess yeah

[brittle knoll]

If I hear that the original recipe uses oil

Like vegetable oil

Then, that will tell how modern it is

Olive oil... Close enough

🦕

[unreal sluice]

To your eternity is so good

[brittle knoll]

Olive oil was popular even in the roman empire I think

🐔

[cosmic garden]

Omg chickens still here

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Where??

🦕 🦕

[cosmic garden]

get life eat grass

[brittle knoll]

:sauropod_eating_grass;

[lapis birch]

Thank i finished my homework

[cosmic garden]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

Why did u stop, get back to eating grass

[cosmic garden]

🦕

[cosmic garden]

sorry commander

[brittle knoll]

🦕 👈 🦙

[lapis birch]

Bruh

[brittle knoll]

Get back to work

[cosmic garden]

:sauropod_eating_grass:

[brittle knoll]

That's right!

[brittle knoll]

That's right!

[lapis birch]

Naah bro said he is a horse

[cosmic garden]

Chickens eatin grass

[brittle knoll]

🐓

:rooster_eating_grass:

[cosmic garden]

u chicken

[lapis birch]

💀

[brittle knoll]

Pretty sure sauropods could Ruminate

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[brittle knoll]

Like any herbivores right

Like cows just have a lot of stomach chambers for it

[cosmic garden]

Herobrine

[brittle knoll]

And they didn't drink oil

Their cholesterol was too high

[cosmic garden]

i hate sauropods

[brittle knoll]

😦

[cosmic garden]

i love spinosaurus

[brittle knoll]

:sauropod_stopped_eating_grass_as_he_was startled by noise coming from distance so he's now looking towards the source:

🦕

Btw long neck like giraffe for eating leaves

🐓

[cosmic garden]

📝

[brittle knoll]

Emojis are like puppets for me

🦕

Nice puppet fight

[cosmic garden]

dont fight with snakes

fight frogs

🐸

i ate snake

[brittle knoll]

I think you could pretty much say they're indeed puppets, they don't really move

Unless you imagine it

Example:

🦕

[wild dawn]

I had a allies match were the people where only using knifes and shotguns, we won 9-0 lol

[brittle knoll]

🦙

[wild dawn]

Where horse

[primal rain]

Better example here

🐡

[cosmic garden]

i ate

[primal rain]

:blowfish_tf:

[wild dawn]

NOOOOO

[brittle knoll]

Spel

[cosmic garden]

🙅

[brittle knoll]

That's only for nitro tho

Unless erfn members see

[primal rain]

Not every erfn member

[cosmic garden]

👎

[primal rain]

Only erfn members with high research skill

[wild dawn]

I have best examples:
🧱

[brittle knoll]

True

[cosmic garden]

🦍

[brittle knoll]

Next frame when

[wild dawn]

🗿

[patent kettle]

Romanii

Ce faceți ma

Jucați?

[cosmic garden]

suggest me a mobile game

[cosmic garden]

go romania chat

[patent kettle]

Niciun roman p aici?

[primal rain]

Where is next frame

[wild dawn]

🧱

[cosmic garden]

#🇷🇴│română

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[patent kettle]

Dc turcule

[primal rain]

It should be at least 2 different frames in 2 different messages

You just ruined it

[patent kettle]

🐪

[primal rain]

WAIT

[cosmic garden]

hate standoff

[primal rain]

It actually has a lore

[brittle knoll]

🧱🐡

[patent kettle]

🦥

[brittle knoll]

🧱🦕

Sauropod is confused

[primal rain]

Bricks can't move so he cant create new frames

[brittle knoll]

He thinks something is wrong with the brick

[cosmic garden]

🧱🐸

[primal rain]

🧠 🧱

[wild dawn]

Fish is kissing a brick

[rich crow]

why

[brittle knoll]

"ummm your brick is broken" - 🦕

[cosmic garden]

Autistic frog

[brittle knoll]

That was actually inspecting it very carefully

[hearty wigeon]

How do I collect gold?

[brittle knoll]

Then he 🦕

[wild dawn]

🗿🧱

[cosmic garden]

buy

[brittle knoll]

Turned around to call for help

[wild dawn]

Guess this one

[hearty wigeon]

[brittle knoll]

He's beinf like

"Bruh -_-"

"it's just a brick"

[rich crow]

🎷🐛

[brittle knoll]

"what am suppose to do"

"stop looking at me like a fool"

🗿 🧱

(he's also mewing)

[wild dawn]

"Theres nothing we can do"-Napoleon blownapart

[brittle knoll]

There's nothing we can do

[patent kettle]

Ba

[brittle knoll]

🏒🦜

[rich crow]

rp...

[patent kettle]

Go #💬│english-chat

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[bronze grove]

@patent kettle must speak english here

[wild dawn]

🔫

[patent kettle]

Aa

[brittle knoll]

🙌
🐔

[patent kettle]

👍🏾

[wild dawn]

We speak in emojis now

[brave juniper]

Who come to 1v1

[brittle knoll]

You pointed at kokodak so he followed his instinct

Of being robbed at gunpoint

[brave juniper]

You come to 1v1

[brittle knoll]

._.

[rich crow]

Turan???

[wild dawn]

Kokodak was shot soon after he was robbed

[brittle knoll]

(deleted the emoji cuz it could be an iphone user)

((they see the chicken emoji wrongly))

[wild dawn]

What you mean about that

[brittle knoll]

He doesn't look like ._. For iphone

He looks like

🐓

But no body

[rich crow]

Turan ignores me

[brittle knoll]

And they don't like the iphone's 3d emojis either so i avoided a negative reaction

[rich crow]

i hate him now

[brittle knoll]

Why would he bother to look for people mentioning his name without ping

[paper tangle]

real

[primal rain]

Wouldn't get a response even he mentions

[brittle knoll]

Also I think he only took a quick peek at the chat

[primal rain]

Aaxaxaxa

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[steady roost]

who was that guy that sent the spotify thing

[rich crow]

i hate him more then

[brittle knoll]

Good

Similar to student - teacher relationship

[rich crow]

my father

[brittle knoll]

You

[primal rain]

That was you?

[brittle knoll]

💡
🐓 _ _

[rich crow]

he disappeared

[steady roost]

what

[rich crow]

my father

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 _ _

"didn't you read the rules? Bronzes can't chat with higher ranks anymore"

[primal rain]

Bronze

[brittle knoll]

Credit: arrey

[primal rain]

🐡🐡

[steady roost]

proof?

[primal rain]

Let me become a bronze too

[brittle knoll]

My eyes

[primal rain]

So we can chat

[steady roost]

nah I dont believe

faking

[brittle knoll]

Yay

[primal rain]

Hi bronze friend

[brittle knoll]

Sorry can't chat

[primal rain]

We can't talk with higher ranks sadly

[brittle knoll]

Hello bronze we can chat

[steady roost]

oh damn

[primal rain]

Hi frien:33

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🐡

[primal rain]

🐡🐡🐡

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[steady roost]

shabalongbabayaga

[brittle knoll]

They look like they're all rushing somewhere so quickly, their speed is strictly limited by the frontline

[brittle knoll]

🦕 Hduduscu

🦕

[primal rain]

Most like cinema ticket line

[primal rain]

Hey what are you doing sir!

You can't reply a higher rank

It's against to rules?!

🐡

[brittle knoll]

Sorry

[steady roost]

@stable oyster ban him he broke rule number 5 section 10 line 678

[brittle knoll]

:kokodak_melted_sad:

☹️🐔

[primal rain]

:cry_m: you mean

[brittle knoll]

Yee

[primal rain]

Dude stop

[real fern]

In 21 d will be sharp gone ?

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

[primal rain]

I guess he got automuted by automod

Because sent gif )jif( links

Like 3 times

[brittle knoll]

There is nothing we can do

🏒🦜

[primal rain]

Now we can talk with higher ranks because he gone

[golden barn]

Does anyone know when the Agalar pass skins will be released? ??????????

[primal rain]

🐡🐡🧆

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🦕 🦕

[primal rain]

Agalar pass skins yeah

[golden barn]

.

[brittle knoll]

They ran so fast one of them got deep fried axaxaaa

[golden barn]

Ssss

.d

🫠

[brittle knoll]

Or it's his swimming particles

(first thought)

[primal rain]

They pigmented

[brittle knoll]

🐡🐡🧆

I immediately heard bubble sound effects from spongebob

During scene transition

[brittle knoll]

🐍

Time to become full skibi because I am bored

[golden barn]

🐣

[brittle knoll]

Wowww skibidi lil koko! (baby chick)

🐡 🐡 🐡

Cannot be unseen 🐔

Any creature peeking from a light container will now be the new amogus everywhere instead it's skibidi

[elfin holly]

[brittle knoll]

Look what they've done to gman!

Or perhaps what gman has accomplished?

🦕 🦕

There's nothing gen A about this skibidi meme because first of all the creator is alexey gerasimov, seems like he's 30 years old, basically a millennial

🧠🐔

It's time we reclaim what's ours fellow meemerz

🐓🚽

Who's saying that?

Is it the snake or Sauropod establishing the rules

🦕 ❓

Oh

No because:

🦙

I loooked away

Very real

Now if you excuse me I have some sunflowers to eat

🐓

Sunflowers best meal

🐐

Nice pokemon battle

U said u watched it so yea

🦕

🐔

._.

It does seem like his eyes hurt

🦕

🐔 Used ._.

Super efficient

Sauropod rn: 🦕

🦕

🦕

🐡🐔

[timid fog]

Where do i report a bug

[brittle knoll]

Especially don't drink carbs

🐡

[brittle knoll]

Try help.standoff2.com/en

[paper tangle]

popeyes

[primal rain]

🇲🇰

[glass charm]

Hi guys i have question

Is there site where i can see skin market value

[rich crow]

Any new promo codes

[peak orchid]

Guys what was last box which went out

[mystic fractal]

Scorpion case

[peak orchid]

Ty

[quaint steeple]

Hi, i have a question

Who can i join to tournaments?

[mystic fractal]

You must be in a Clan for Esports Tournament i guess … or Some times So2 Announces individual tournaments.. you can get gold in that … its like Challenges

[quaint steeple]

Oh okay thanks

[mystic fractal]

🍷

[unreal sluice]

Yo

[stuck badger]

Any for play

[rich crow]

Hoi

pluh

[paper tangle]

pluh

[unreal sluice]

Hoi

[heady fern]

Hi

[peak obsidian]

is treasure hunter worth it?

akr th

cuz its been one of my dreams for a really long while

[verbal imp]

If u want to buy it

Then buy it

I ain't gonna choose for u

[peak obsidian]

idk

ill buy it tbh

[sour star]

2yrs ak gpod

good

necro kinda mid ngl

[plain rampart]

But please ST and buy all 4 Metal Rats, qnd put them on

[sour star]

💀💀💀

[plain rampart]

😂

[sour star]

3.5mil spent on stickers

and 23k on skin

💀💀💀💀

good ide

a

[plain rampart]

Defently

[sour star]

funny thing is it doesnt even look good

💀💀💀

[plain rampart]

I want the AK Treasure too, but want them with 4 Crown stickers

[peak obsidian]

ok bro

itll turn out cheaper actually thanks for the reccomendation

[sour star]

bro thats a 3.5million gold craft

💀💀💀

[peak obsidian]

for 60 euros?

[plain rampart]

😂

😂😂😂

[sour star]

eyo bro

idk if i should do sm

i mean it isnt illegal

but i could get a ban or mute for quite sm time for it

💀

like 6k

or 5

i still wouldnt glaze over it

even if it is expensive

[peak obsidian]

4950

[plain rampart]

ST Treasure AKR is I think 350-400€

[sour star]

no 250

[peak obsidian]

i dont rly glaze it i just think its awesome

like i dont go its the best ak

[sour star]

idk man u do u

[peak obsidian]

i just want it

idk might sell it one day

[cosmic garden]

hi guys

[peak obsidian]

everything can be sold

[sour star]

i think @tall shore should be thebperson to help u on this one @peak obsidian

[cosmic garden]

Thank y

[plain rampart]

Huh 33,99 = 3000G | ×10 33.000 =339,90€

[sour star]

oh srry i was still in 2022 prices xD

[plain rampart]

Pahahahaha

[cosmic garden]

im gonna buy m9 dark shivier + akr night furry* + awp genesus

is that good

[peak obsidian]

yeah

royal rose

[sour star]

pattern? cuz the knife is blue

not purple

[cosmic garden]

i know

i just love genesus awp

[peak obsidian]

royal rose and m9 digital burst

[sour star]

if u want to get purple buy the universe or the digital burst

[cosmic garden]

maybe i can get Polar night

[sour star]

but ur also getting ak fury night

instead u can buy the new one

[plain rampart]

Ill buy me Camo Gloves + Scorpipn Magnalium, looks very...

[cosmic garden]

i dont have much money just 3600 gold

[sour star]

the idk what its called again

[sour star]

digital is like 3.2

[cosmic garden]

its good too

[peak obsidian]

thought about getting karambit universe but went with m9

[urban abyss]

I need an administrator now

[sour star]

kara for short term m9 for long term

cuz ur prolly gonna sell kara pretty early

[peak obsidian]

i seen it but with the budget i had i couldnt even afford those purple raider gloves

[peak obsidian]

yrr

[urban abyss]

I found a hacker

[cosmic garden]

Guys how much will be m9 digital burst

[sour star]

i got the dark shatter

🤙🤙🤙

[cosmic garden]

not now

When pass came

[sour star]

go to the support site

[cosmic garden]

im too dark shivier is good?

[sour star]

@paper tangle need link

[verbal imp]

Report it then

[sour star]

dark shatter is dependant on pattern

[cosmic garden]

okay look i will buy new akr new m9 and awp polar night

[sour star]

i got full blue

i got really luck

[cosmic garden]

is it good

?

[sour star]

lucjy

lucky

[peak obsidian]

3600 comission, 3700 for list

[urban abyss]

I report them and I have the evidence

[peak obsidian]

but be carefu;

[paper tangle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[peak obsidian]

when you sell you will lose 800 gold for tax

[verbal imp]

@gilded flower I need game

[sour star]

with yr of tiger gloves or shatter gloves?

[peak obsidian]

i despise nothing more than the 20 percent tax

couldve atleast made it 10

[cosmic garden]

i dont like gloves

[verbal imp]

So2 is boring with out u 😩🙏

[cosmic garden]

Cus i love low graphics

[sour star]

@cosmic garden wait

[paper tangle]

no you dont

you love frogs

[cosmic garden]

🐸 💓

[paper tangle]

man i love frogs

anyways

[cosmic garden]

im too

[paper tangle]

ima be gone for an hour cuz i gotta pick up some peopel

people

[cosmic garden]

is he he?

i thought he is she

[urban abyss]

Can someone make the report, I don't know how I have all the evidence.

[cosmic garden]

Look guys

[verbal imp]

spin the block for me

[paper tangle]

No

[verbal imp]

Dang

[cosmic garden]

M9 dark shivier + awp polar night + night fury ak or new ak on pass

is it good

tellme

[urban abyss]

I have videos

[verbal imp]

It is what it is

[cosmic garden]

yess

[verbal imp]

Nun crazy

[cosmic garden]

imagine u have 3600 gold what will you buy

but u have not inventory

[plain rampart]

36 cases to make loss

[cosmic garden]

u dont like m9?

imagine u dont like gloves

[urban abyss]

They are of no use

[cosmic garden]

should i buy new m9 or digital burst

new ?

[sour star]

well depends on which color u like more

[verbal imp]

Whichever is cheaper

[cosmic garden]

doesnt matter its m9

[sour star]

xD

really depends now

[cosmic garden]

whatever bro im gonna buy new one cus i love it

[sour star]

cuz on the new one you have to find the good patterns

dark shatter

i did

go look

[cosmic garden]

i find

[sour star]

my pattern is a t1 dark shatter pattern

thats ancient

FN rust coat still look like ancient m9 tf u mean

[cosmic garden]

When will the pass come to the market? This game without knives is so boring

i have gloves like 2 days ago w karambit

karambit stratch and templar glove

but gloves is boring

[sour star]

prolly 1 more week

outsider trading goijg Brrr

scams also going Brrrrr

[cosmic garden]

Why is this taking so long

[sour star]

u should only give to age verified accs

[sour star]

so u build up tension and get everything ready

and also bc every time a pass drops

[cosmic garden]

Ah

[sour star]

more ppl buy

and that meanst the market crashes easier

thats why they gotta expans their servers or sm

or idk

[cosmic garden]

thats true

[verbal imp]

Literally what I did

[wintry bone]

Allies anyone?

[verbal imp]

Not an issue

[sour star]

unless u sell for 3x the price u bought for

[verbal imp]

Actually I didn't get fd over much by the tax

I'm not an idiot

That's the difference

[proper gyro]

skins are just less likely to shot up in price compared to stickers

[verbal imp]

U would sell it back on the market for market value

[gilded flower]

?

[proper gyro]

not to say their bad investments, it's more like unreliable investments

[verbal imp]

I cant play a game without u 😭

[gilded flower]

oh u wanna play

[proper gyro]

still i profited, from deagle yakuza and fal phoenix risen

[verbal imp]

Yeah

[gilded flower]

ok if u want ill come in 7 mins

[sour star]

i invested in the snowman sticker thats like 760rn

[proper gyro]

they formed a duo

so sweet

[sour star]

and the s6 charm in gold

[verbal imp]

Ong

[verbal imp]

How many do u have

[gilded flower]

it’s 12 am but what i wouldnt do for my pookie bear

[sour star]

ppl buy illegal gold

[sour star]

1 bc i invest in diff things not in 1

[verbal imp]

Ur the second mf to call me that

[proper gyro]

the term isn't limited to world currency :icant:

[sour star]

so it doesnt f me over when it drops

[verbal imp]

Fair

[gilded flower]

real

[proper gyro]

i buy like 5 items but having 15 of each

truly

[sour star]

ion have thaat much budget bro

i spend it alll onn cases🤙

jk

i buy new knives n gloves

[proper gyro]

so far im in the plus, but it's not in the place where it was the highest price

[verbal imp]

I remember when I sold everything I had cuz my stickers didn't move a single inch

[sour star]

maybe skins

[proper gyro]

so I'm waiting for it to peak again

[sour star]

or i re-invest

[verbal imp]

I was so mad that day

[sour star]

50%

[sour star]

😭😭

[fallen coyote]

When can i sell my new skins?

[sour star]

what u invested in

[sour star]

prolly in a week or so

[proper gyro]

oops holo or coloured for this game idk

[sour star]

lol

[proper gyro]

bought it for 55g

it peaked like 160

[sour star]

damn

boosted

[verbal imp]

It's was so bad beuh

[proper gyro]

waiting for it to be back

[verbal imp]

Lost out too

[proper gyro]

i think it's sitting around 100~ rn

[sour star]

💀

[sour star]

ion think ill buy

too late

[proper gyro]

who said i used my own money

[sour star]

ill mass buy sm skins or stickers from winter

[proper gyro]

[sour star]

or 2022 winter

[sour star]

🤨

[proper gyro]

never spent real cash on the game

truly

@verbal imp it's close back to 60g

i can almost sell it back

with minimal loss

🐓🐓

[verbal imp]

Frick them stickers ong

[verbal imp]

I lost so much

[proper gyro]

lmao, i can play the waiting game cuz im playing valo

[sour star]

im playing cs

and i see sticker prices skyrocketing

cuz of the new crafts

💀💀💀

[proper gyro]

naw too buggy for me tbh

kinda don't like the feel tbh

[sour star]

L pc

not optimized for potatos

[proper gyro]

played it on my mates house

somehow it's kinda weird

like strafing idk

[sour star]

it defo is diff than csgo

but it feels a little better noww

[proper gyro]

tbf i have played the beta

at his house

[verbal imp]

Me who have to wait

[sour star]

i gtg sleep noow

now

[proper gyro]

and the current patch only a little

[sour star]

gn

[verbal imp]

I just want them to drop already

[sour star]

bro u got 18k gold but no pc

[verbal imp]

It isnr like the skins

[sour star]

crazy

[proper gyro]

NAW i need them to RISE

[verbal imp]

I do unfortunately

[verbal imp]

It isnt anything crqzy just drop em

[wintry bone]

Allies anyone?

[wise dagger]

@outer valley ur here?

[unreal sluice]

Professional begging

[cosmic garden]

Yo bro

Can u send video of knife w no glove

[loud egret]

Yo

I can play

Allies

[candid peak]

I still love that I pulled the dual demonic steel daggers a few weeks ago

[twin vessel]

guys check photos i want a new ak

[verbal imp]

Real

[wise dagger]

im looking peoples that are about good managing and also sponsoring a faceit. global dm good experience

[verbal imp]

I cant even sponsor myself 😭

[wise dagger]

😭

[cobalt ember]

We got any idea when they gonma release the bp skins in market?

[paper tangle]

should be around this week

[twin vessel]

you think i should buy the al

ak

[paper tangle]

what ak

[twin vessel]

check photos

[cobalt ember]

Lets hope so

[cobalt ember]

1740..nahhh

[kindred pier]

guys should i buy tanto, jkommando, kunai or dual daggers

[cobalt ember]

Got gloves?

[twin vessel]

definitely jkommando or kunai

[kindred pier]

nope

[cobalt ember]

Uhm jkommando or kunai i will agree

Jkommando has the coolest secret animation but kunai is a literal fidget spinner😁

[wintry bone]

Still on bro?

[verbal imp]

Ok

Buy me s knife

[cobalt ember]

I buy you knife bro

[wintry bone]

Anyone allies?

[mystic fractal]

Next Month … they take time… atleast a month

[cobalt ember]

Well i hope not man that's alot😂

[mystic fractal]

Yes brother I Hope more than anyone but as their previous records… the picture seem like this only Idk if Miracles happens …

[cobalt ember]

Azathoth said this week so hopefully bro..

[mystic fractal]

Sure I too expect this week …. Because its more than 10 days …

But U never know … And it hurts while keep waiting so its better to think Next month… eventually we will get it before

Thats rather more satisfying

[paper tangle]

you have 18K gold bro

i got none left

[rich crow]

Hi

[somber ferry]

the kukri....

it's just uhh

[void bronze]

its bad yeah

[somber ferry]

helicopter knife

[cosmic garden]

yo guys

look i have problem

in my life

1. I'm very skinny, I can't eat vegetables because they feel bad and I smoke thats why im skinny i think.
2. I want to quit smoking, how can I achieve this?
3. I want to improve my sleep pattern

can u help me

[verbal imp]

I wasn't beinf srs😭😭😭

[paper tangle]

im broke

[cosmic garden]

frogs cant

[loud egret]

U up?

[cosmic garden]

Wha

[stray iron]

When can i sell Battlepass skins?

[rocky garden]

Same question, I got tricked and thought we could sell it today

[wintry bone]

Yh sure bro

[rich crow]

Zadont te mini bite

[wise dagger]

@paper tangle sorry i might disturbing you by anychance can we talk something in private

[paper tangle]

No

busy playing games

[wise dagger]

hm okay

[cosmic garden]

L helper

L frog 🐸

🙅

[paper tangle]

just say it really fast

[wise dagger]

i did on dm

🙌🩵

[proper gyro]

nice

accidentally cleared the source files on the project file

nvm iz back

[covert wraith]

@rose hedge #🇪🇸│español

[rose hedge]

Russian

[dry basin]

Bruh

I want a knife

😭

[primal rain]

Nice RGSing

[loud egret]

I just 1v1 shroud

Wrong server

[steady ridge]

can you get banned for high fps (240)???

[dense thistle]

[loud egret]

Yes

[dense thistle]

You really have it

?

[steady ridge]

on emulator but i have a touch monitor and im get banned

[loud egret]

You got banned?

[dense thistle]

Shesh

[loud egret]

Thats tough

I didnt know you could get banned for having high fps

[steady ridge]

yea

[dense thistle]

This is new for me

[loud egret]

Idk bro

I just said yes

But idrk

[mystic fractal]

Mee too bruhh

[dry basin]

I want it do bad

[mystic fractal]

I have just Level up skins

Nothing els

[dry basin]

Smae

Same

[loud egret]

Im gonna buy one tmrw i think

[dry basin]

Nice

Who play Roblox bloxfruit if you have I need a knife I give dragon

[hushed jetty]

im going against g2, 3, and 4 game is so cool!

(i lied im in s4)

[broken arrow]

Hmm

[hushed jetty]

i actually hate axlebolt no joke

literally fix your matchmaking

[fallen elk]

Proximity in 1-3 days

[teal dome]

[heady violet]

Valve had added support tor google play in their recent update to cs 2 engine

A cs mobile might be in the making

Will y'all give that a try if it ever becomes a thing

Personally I believe it would take valve a long time to reach the optimization levels that so2 has atm so for me imma stick to so2

[torpid swan]

Hello when the season 7 wil come ?

[teal dome]

hi, please read this article - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323799-when-will-you-release-the-new-update

[next isle]

[sullen glen]

A

[sour star]

🍺 ❓

[tall shore]

I kind trust Valve will do a decent job at least if it happens

[sour star]

unlike axlebolt

[tough meadow]

wym added support to google play. I didn't see any of that in the recent patch notes

[tall shore]

Lately, servers have been very bad

Player with higher ms than you have advantage

[next isle]

🍻

[sour star]

🏫

[dry basin]

Me?

I am not to good or baf

Bad*

I am ok. Playing

[modest saddle]

nah idk about any of that dawg

i dont even know what red meat is

☠️

[rose hedge]

Russian

[mellow sinew]

hii

[brittle knoll]

Cow meat is one example

"Red meat refers to beef, veal, lamb, mutton, pork, goat and venison. It does not include chicken, turkey, goose, duck, game and rabbit"

🐓

Yes ofc

Actually that's not me cuz I'm fatter

Look for nicokado avocado

That's my channel

🦕

[real cloak]

[tulip elbow]

Meow meow Lil fellas

[brittle knoll]

🦕🦕

[wintry bone]

Why cant i type in bronze sliver gold server?

[wintry bone]

Yeah

Why?

Anyone allies though?

[vague gust]

How to open/view map? If possible

Tried that 😦

[inner pollen]

guys

can anybody

tell me their crosshair settings ?

[dawn hatch]

What a game

lost 150+ mmr against hackers

Results got cancelled didn't got a single mmr back

[tall shore]

You know the button to ping? You can hold it to open your map

Or if you change in your configuration, you can make that by pressing the radar, the map show up as well

[vague gust]

Thanks so much

[wintry bone]

Allies anyone?

[rich crow]

When frosty chaos on market

[wintry bone]

Allies anyone?

[twin acorn]

Forgot Nu metal is dead

[twin acorn]

#1044085342308941944

[rich crow]

u know any promo codes!?

[wintry bone]

Cant type there

[mystic fractal]

Maybe till the end of this month or starting week of March

[spiral pagoda]

I need one squad

[vague gust]

Tried that and it worked . Thanks

[tall shore]

Yeah no worries

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[tall shore]

Hello

How are you?

[nocturne jasper]

hi

im goos thanks

[rich crow]

Maybe tomorrow

Because 14

[mystic fractal]

Bro app ke mu me Ghee Shakkar …. I also Hope soo …. But As Standoff past Records it seems like next month to me … u also know them

They take time in these types of update

I really hope brother….

[cosmic garden]

how u know

Tomorrow

[late fulcrum]

Skins from the christmas pass will come out tommorow

[cosmic garden]

how u know

[late fulcrum]

I got contacts

[cosmic garden]

proof

[late fulcrum]

you will see tommorow

[late fulcrum]

[cosmic garden]

blueface baby

[late fulcrum]

[mystic fractal]

Bruhhh 💀

Took it personal

[cosmic garden]

why

[mystic fractal]

Nothing leave … lets Hope it comes out tomorrow

As they are saying

[late fulcrum]

[cosmic garden]

Halo

aym gud n yu ?

[sturdy laurel]

Do you have any information about when the 0.28.0 update will arrive?

[cosmic garden]

gud

[modern marten]

Who plays with me, I'm Silver 1

[steady roost]

ooga booga

[brittle knoll]

Nice shooing

Shoing boing

[wintry bone]

Bro why cant i type in bronze silver nd gold

Server

Prolly

Dont know tf why

Im so sorry mods for wanting to play standoff 2 im sorry i will never type again so i can play standoff

[gilded flower]

such behavior shall not be tolerated

[hexed igloo]

march

[cinder ibex]

Anyone wanna play 2v2 snipers

[tired venture]

Does anyone know when sharp will be removed and the frosty chaos (last battle pass) will come in the marketplace

I don't have number

[plain trail]

Hello, does anyone know when the new season will start?

[dry basin]

Me

[plain trail]

What ?

[sturdy laurel]

Thanks

[heady violet]

Yeah it's kinda lowkey the thing has been circulated around by leakers

[bronze hull]

pls tell me that the bp skins r out

KNEW IT

😭

[cosmic garden]

he used bug

[vale sparrow]

Hmm

[fringe trench]

Halu

[cosmic garden]

proly gun bug

[bronze grove]

#1044085342308941944

[wintry bone]

Any mods here?

[verbal imp]

No

[sharp siren]

Bug abuser

Buy a smartphone for me and the skins

[shut plinth]

Where i can get codes?

Ok

[onyx rover]

Any codes

That didnt work

Its true

Yea lol

Like it didn't work

Oh

[vapid agate]

Ftg toi 🤣🤣🤣

[onyx rover]

Na bro you tripping

I know but na

Na

[primal rain]

M249 ideology

M249 ideology

[vapid agate]

W

[onyx rover]

Really

No

[vapid agate]

Karambit without gloves are trash

[onyx rover]

Same

[quaint steeple]

Anyone playing 2v2?

[vapid agate]

🧢

[vapid agate]

Id?

[quaint steeple]

Wait

[primal rain]

Ekber who

I'm cherryKaffn

[quaint steeple]

https://link.standoff2.com/tr/profile/view/207535730

[quaint steeple]

@vapid agate

[vapid agate]

Added

[quaint steeple]

Coke

Come

[steady night]

i need a help pl contact me 😫