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Servers working for me now
do someone play standoff????
Hands down one of the best game but the server issue spoils the whole mood @Standoff
nice
(not a scam) hmm
how can i join?
Is all server having issue?
Fixed now for me
We need the pass in the shop today
I have dropped too much cash on this gameπ
Ofc
Well the knife im going for is going to be hella expensive
Karambit gold, waiting for funds to transfer and then im buying the gold i need. I will roughly spend 1000β¬
all ready
Im buying it for shits and giggles. I would be first in my country to have it and 2nd most expensive inventory in my country
I do play cs tooπ
what should i do, i have around 10k silver coins, should i wait for buying the boxes for the new one coming, or should i use that to buy the sharp collection boxes as they are being removed
i was thinking of 50 50
I agree
f
what time will end ?
can someone f4 with me?
ya i was thinking about that
I play more standoff now than cs
Hi
can we F4 plz?
yo
Are allies still down!?
Yoo how are u


I try to too, now im dedicating to push my tiktok to 1k follows
good you?
How are u?

Good

I bought iphone 15 pro for standoff
Sigma
Well i should get back to work
Anyone down for allies?
alr
@frozen widget wanna allies after 20 mins?
@rich crow what's your mmr
What's ur mmr rn
Ur best serever??
861
Nice
Hello
Hi
Can someone help me with something
Yeaa
I got banned for no reason
What
Must speak english here
What do i do
Nobody doesnt get ban for no reason
Can you send screenshots to my DM?

Sad
cant do anything, i was also false banned a few years ago, gl
They will not unban you theres no chance a player to get unbaned
ik bro, i was false banned myself few years ago
and left the game cuz of that
and now im back last month with my contents with my 2 accounts different
i was always a f2p player but that acc was from 2019 halloween
with your content?
yeah youtube creator. and other medias platform
oh
there is
ive seen lots of people getting unbanned due false ban
I just want my 10 ron backπ
i dont think so, they just say the code is 1002 you cannot be unbanned sorry
Lol after 5 years i got banned in 2022 , so in 2027 ill be 26 years old or 27
godddamnd please
1002 code automatic banned 1001 manual
yes i was auto banned
so thats simply not false ban
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cheating or something like that as i readed
And how can i cheat brooo
anything else than official services
@ocean pewter i bought 50 boxes got nothing good
I played normal
nice bling
I didn't cheat
ya same
no use bro
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i was banned from the server for asking for proof of my ban π
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bro chickens
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dance
Nice pigs
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Can y'all stop joking im in depression for getting banned for no reason
do u have this pic without png
Dam
They are having a great time
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Are mods on
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Quick question does this gorilla have legs and arms?
YESSSΔ°
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Iphone user detected
Despicable
Can you believe this @primal rain
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Any mods name plsss
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Azatoth turan
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(they have same color and DNA)
And happy
Yeee
(only non-iphone users will understand)
@paper tangle
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as a desktop user now
Good timing
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nice m249ing
Are we gonna pretend we didn't see that msg id 1206636285620523018
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1206636441816408114
Who the hell pinged me
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idk
pokemon
You cow!
cheats!
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yeh
he is underage
Me
of course
cheater!
There's a zoo guy in here too
yeah you can keep :sleep_m:ing
Wait
Thinking about the otter emoji inappropriately
I have a problem
@paper tangle
you wont get unbanned as we said π
Nah I love lobter
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Maybe i can get my money back
robter you mean
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Anyways Iβm gonna go drive to college
nope
nice trucking
Iβll be back in like 2 hours at least

Waittttt
dude what
LL helper
I got banned for no reason
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I need to speak to your supervisor
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@paper tangle
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xim xim
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never say "no reason"
U a mod
it only counts on me
Are you a mod
guys my gender is frog
This guy got away with talking about the otter emoji having a pp twice
(inuno)

So I demand the supervisor
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Can i dm u
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I having a existencial crisis
yes!
I need to speak to the manager
Pls dm me
There needs to be a change in how things go around here
tell me your id
tell them w1zy is good
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Tf bro
lol
id of the account banned
Game id game id!!
Ohhh
ye
Can i send a screen shot
βοΈπ’-
send in #πΈβphotos
7/11
what about my account worth 15K golds? ππ
U cheetos bro no unban!
yo guys Is there anything about Smurfs on the game's web site?
how
Done
What a bunch of pigs
I have my own skills , no need for cheetos lol π€£ I left doing contents videos cuz of that ban.
Wait I got it, magnifying icon
do u rooted your phone?
???
Anyone here wanna play allies? Im not good or bad, just casual. Dm me if interesed
That is so dead
do u have root on your pon
if u got banned in middle of the match its 100% accurate no cap!
At the start
cuz so2 have the beste anti cheat!
same as me 3 years ago , but i got unbanned
owner is banned lol
meanwhile me got banned when i sleepy and woke up tomorrow and tried to play and wuala banned
no cuz im unbanned
At the start
why u cheetos bro
idk only u know what u installed
I didnt install nothing i swear
I dont know what is thatπ
where u contacted for unban?
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I can be a backstabber if I need to
Can u please refund or something
Ok
In private
Or
Cuz i have a cooldown
He's just standing there
@cosmic garden
And blocking the way
sap
Yo , anyone wana play comp? Im close to gold 1
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Id 105170390
pilayir serc
I sent u a message
ay now teris sak
Can u help
Notifications on, can't wait to get replied to my complaint about moderation by the moderation
Placing my bets on it getting silenced
m

wth
I just got here
(imagine in caps)
you said 2 hours and you went here in 10 minutes
Skins
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Cuz I have classes
@outer valley ur here?
eat and talk
Exactly

Iβm getting food rn
check dm one sec
And drinky drinky
I still have time to make it to class
drinky drinky

oh my bad
me
i thought you will arrive to college in 2 hours
no, u can go to your kitchen and scam an knife
ok
That wouldβve sucked
upd release date?
thats what im thinking about
xxa

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inuno can u answer?
what s real upd release date guys
today at 00:90 AM
why are u trolling me xx
he just wanna play


guys
Itβs almost time for my class
so if uhh anyone needs help just dm me

Iβll respond soon
three special sharp cases is free?
when will new season comes out
U still on
Oi
Iβm going to class Turan
yes u just need to scam
Iβll be back online in like 2 hours
ahahahahahaha
Help me pls
@outer valley come on accept that invitation
about?
Have a good lesson π₯Έ
Good luck
What do you think #πΈβphotos
Moderation is over party?
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Another hacker i was on a win streek
I am creating the thing I swore to destroy
Simply a difference in skill
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Yes.
There are hackers that hack to test vulnerabilities so they can be patched
Debated
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Do so on a privatized server away from normal players. Thatβs possible
Countered
Lmao
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Now youβre reaching conspiracy nut π
Insulin needs to skyrocket
Thatβs CS
It's public information
Sorry bout that
I can crack it for you
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Do yβall have clans and stuff already?
Iβm new and trying to find a group to play defuse with
Yes pls thanks
Separate all my vertebraes
And sell
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For 1 dolar
Warned.
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Uh oh. Big daddy warned you
hi
Not me
It's a guy who has a lowkey twisted mind
Low key or high key?
And got away until now I think because (my lawyer advised me not to continue)
If the lawyer man said so, that would be smartπ
We are gamers, obviously we got bad backs
Go to the chiropractor and look at the vertebrae, $1000 says theyβre inverted
Because we all look down so much
Deep fried toes
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The south can fry anything
Or blowfish / rooster emoji
@bronze grove i played vs an hacker, hes banned rn but the match wasnt canceled, this is a bug
Funny that my grandma already knew
Cuz she lived through this sudden appearance of vegetable oils
And was able to see how it affected the world
Cuz until one point people would use lard and butter to cook and had no problems
Another funny thing is how sunflower oil is sometimes called "untdelemn" in romania
And "unt" means butter
And it's a composite word which kinda separates into "wooden butter"
But it's not butter!!!
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Haha they named oil after butter, the original!
Whatever thing you put in this "vegetable oil" makes it unhealthy based on biases in studies, ham + oil = ham bad, oil = no proof to be bad! Only butter bad, because fat is bad (but oil is obviously not a fat, because it's liquid duhh)
Let's also keep ignoring how oils are made and stored
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I tried to at least not add oil to the bread
Unlike the tutorials said "so that it doesn't stick"
On most shelves I find bread with added oils
I just added more flour
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Humidity makes it stick

I am using an oven right now
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Bro is a car
Wait
Hold up
Would you look at that, it's clearly not the oils, blame shifted to the pan!
Shift the blame on anything around as long as your beloved product's reputation is protected
Red meat causes the c word too!!! (proof trust me bro)
Red meat huh? Share a link
We love meat here I know that without asking
So Iβm shocked
Just google it there are a lot, but the studies are all flawed
I was being ironic
Even the first result that says it it's from a gov site, must be legitimate!
any one wants to play Defuse non rank ?
https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/208072616
-50 thats mad bruh
Who wants to play some comp
Silver golds
The 1 thing this games needs
Anti
Cheat
Guys
Yes
NO
who ping
BAY
Anyone allies?
Yes
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And got muted
Help kokodak get back on his drip!! π₯ π―
yaw is the bp skins out yet?
No
Anyone allies
all i know about turkey is.. constantinople... istanbul, ottoman empire

industrial revolution and its consequences were a disaster for humanity
Industrial Revolution is actually awesome until humanity used it for self interest
Like big companies wanting to be richer and richer
Pig
shut up i just watched 7 (sieben) edgy unabomber edits
he just like me fr
Dude shut uppppp!!!!!!!
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Anyone allies?
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No one answers there
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I do eat
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Thanks for asking
I try to do it less often though
(so I can live to 200 years old)
π good nom nom
I think kokodak would like to eat too
π ππ
Here comes the airplane
π: ._.
I eat him
(usually that means eating envy)
Cap
right
Not true.
I must devour π.
I want π
Oh great kokodak, what is it that you desire to consume
π π
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Hmm I think your kokodak is fake, mine just ._. @round lichen
Kokodak stupid
I think your headcanon is wrong
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And oil
Good add more
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Fry some oil 20 times and add to kebab
Empty fry for no reason
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Fry it as punishment
Tortured oil
Anyone allies?
Can i appeal an unban beacuse i accidentaly logged on my jailbreak iphone
I feel like this is cap but it is possible
theres no cheats for jailbreak users :v then i believe him XD(all died)
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I just found my old iphone 6s and i wanted to jailbreak it then i installed standoff2 to try performance and i got ban π¦
English not Englishing
I feel like it's real
His profile gave me a good vibe
Like he is not a liar
But still @flint bay you won't get unbanned
Why
Saying that is not you at all
Yeah I know
Doesn't matters accident or not
So then i want my money back
You shouldn't login with jailbreak
π stop bullying my englisho, its understandable
I didnt know
You can't πͺΏπͺΏ
Itβs just that you didnβt clarify with β(all died)β
Bro
skill issue
all jailbreak cheats are dead .-.
your problem
Did you got device ban
REAL

OKAN

At least it ainβt device ban
how much did you spend on so2
Bro i was saving 2 months for knife
I got butterfly dragon glass, Akr dragon stattrack and some other skins
damn
Some expensive skin for M4 tho
there are two (zwei) options
I had clan with my friends
Nice deutch
real
then start investing!!!
What
wdym
like
what is illegal lmfao
put a little bit money, invest skins, wait and profit
bypassing device ban??
I want unban please
its not bypassing its game fault
how uninstall and install is bypassΒ»?
totally not bypassing
nice bypass bro
Some great logic there

real
well actually.
words come out of mouth once
ill just protect my statement
omw to tΓΌrkiye central bank
its your own move if you did
payday2 irl
turkey you mean π
Payday 3


baΕo from youtube?
Itβs been months since itβs been released
YES
Why people play with keyboard and mouse
he's gonna get you
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yikes
his new videos are not good ill not lie
i was following him back when he had like 10k subs or sum
he should make more documentaries about school shootings they were great
When does the pass come out?
and 4chan documentaries
You should get some water
Around this week at the latest
wata i want wata
Do u guys also having lags in game rn?
realest
baso growtopia scam
real
wl investings
growtopia top 5 cheats
kek
real
250 viewers on live
cant watch yt!!!
old og baso room
muscle man posters, quran, red bandana
but i didnt subbed
peak baso frfr
guys
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what happened to sunflower so2
Idk
i had beef wit that lad
he scammed off 750g from me
yea
That reminds me...
Lol
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How unhealthy sunflowers are because they're seeds, and all seeds are bad because omega 6, and seed oils are even worse because they're secretly rancid!
me when no more iron deficiency 
While beef is a really good food
Bro anemia is not a diagnosis
he got me banned for "cussing" on so2 (for 2 weeks), when all i said was "youre shite & i cant do nothing about it" to him in a private lobby
And there's no such thing as iron deficiency actually
Your doctors scammed u
I like pork
im veg dawg
And steak
So healthy
Eat chicken they good
I love meat made from plant
can
but not non veg ofc
ive never tried it
like you lot are huge fans of it
That's just a mix
you subway'd
Bro how old are you
Common in minced meat
16
No
yes
Vegan means food based specifically on plants
no animal based food
And grains
(even eggs)
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likw bro veggies aint that bad tbh
Dude you're losing out on being human
And a ton of nutrients
Real
And are looking forward to heart disease
anyone scrimm?
im an athelete so i think i should be eating non veg
but my family doesnt eat non veg
brooo
I mean yes
nice sandwhich
scrim?
and not a sub sandwich
thanks
Even better would be going keto
whats keto mate
F
Your parents were brainwashed
The oil industry won
And now you're suffering from it
ehh nahh i just think they don want us eating other animals
And not having a normal childhood
i personally dont think im missing out on much
What about the animals themselves
Why do animals eat animals
i mean
because its nature
ask them dawg

Try putting a dog on a vegan diet too
dude
See if it survives
I want some nuggets
(don't actually)
thats mcdonalds right
buffalo sauce
there are other places that have nuggets
america π¦
same here lol
im vegetarian
not vegan
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level 99 Metabolism
vegans dont eat none except grass

Hi
i play and run a lot
because I walk and run a lot and I usually go to the park with my friends
we do bike races
icecoldJT
I mostly win 
Yes sir
Nice shoop, sounds like a lot of electricity (I didn't like it)
Butter is alright but here u got your parents restricting your diet
Should be illegal to raise your child vegetarianly
byebye π
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Or even worse vegan
have a goodnight 
you too
Can i got ban from the game for 2 hours cuz i want to study and i can't
Is there any promo video active ?
(actually the reason was in fact not eating animals )
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I think it's because
Of course
The rabbits are wild
No
And are not force fed grains
Ty
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Honestly
Could probably eat lions tigers too
Hypothetically
Rabbits are more known just cuz they're easier to catch huh
The wilder the better, no human intervention in their meals
Human intervention always ruins everything
And ecosystems
We are selfish too and also numerous
But a balanced cycle is good
Just like in wilderness
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Chicken with fur???
How could you tell I am a chicken I didn't share a selfie
Ok ok, are you an angel cosplayer irl??
Crazy logic



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