💬│english-chat

[hexed meadow]

Hi

[polar ice]

How’s everybody doing

[unreal sluice]

By humans

[gray ferry]

i think earth's not perfectly spherical because of its own rotation

[unreal sluice]

That’s the geoid shape

[dense dew]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/27381265

[unreal sluice]

But it’s a rlly small margin

It’s basically a sphere

[hexed meadow]

I would rather trust them, than some random who claims that he "knows the truth" tbh (no offense tho)

[gray ferry]

yeah thats right but i think its more of an ellipsoid

[hexed meadow]

Also it is not about you @brittle knoll

[unreal sluice]

The great attractor in space scares me

[unreal sluice]

The Facebook moms 😭

[hexed meadow]

😭

[gray ferry]

its a bit spooky ngl but we're safe here on earth

[hexed meadow]

Wth is that

[unreal sluice]

“The earth is 6000 years old”
“The earth is flat”
Etc etc

[hexed meadow]

How does dinosaurs exist when the earth js 2024 years old?

[unreal sluice]

The fact it’s not pulling stars, but all the galaxies in the llinea supercluster towards it is a mysterious thing yet scary

[gray ferry]

its this mysterius gravitational anomaly that's pulling galaxies including our own

[hexed meadow]

Huh😭

[unreal sluice]

Some unknown body in space that is pulling thousands of galaxies towards it

Maybe even millions

[hexed meadow]

I have never heard of it

And i claimed that im an space fan😭

[unreal sluice]

Also that void

I forgot what it’s called

[gray ferry]

at least we're just here on earth far away from all that cosmic drama

[brittle knoll]

Space is not real

You're not real

[gray ferry]

lol

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[rich crow]

Can promo codes give gold

[unreal sluice]

But it’s like 100m light years in diameter with only like 10 galaxies

[hexed meadow]

NOOOO

[brittle knoll]

That moflipper right there, is not, real!

[tough meadow]

So like a super massive black hole?

[unreal sluice]

A black hole could be travelling towards us at the speed of light and we wouldn’t know

[gray ferry]

which one bootes vpid?

[unreal sluice]

If it is it will be the biggest black hole ever (like probably dwarfing Phoenix A overwhelmingly) or it’s smth else we don’t know aboht yet

[unreal sluice]

Yes

[rich crow]

Are there new promo codes or the SO2NY2024 was the last one

[hexed meadow]

Wth guys

[gray ferry]

we're seeing them as they were in the past.. crazy to think about

[rich crow]

@peak obsidian where did u find that

[hexed meadow]

Im feeling stoobid

[unreal sluice]

Also did u hear about that planet

[gray ferry]

which one

[unreal sluice]

Which could have a civilisation with a Dyson sphere

That one star system not planet

Of that star that flickers very irregularly

[gray ferry]

no i havent

intresting

tell me more

[unreal sluice]

It’s a star that’s been discovered to have rlly irregular flickering (to start of with stars do not flicker unless they are aboht to die iirc) as if smth is blocking it

[hexed meadow]

@gray ferry not to be rude, but it is really hard for me to take u seriously(yes, im that immature)

[unreal sluice]

So scientists have made theory that there is an advanced civilisation with a Dyson sphere around the star

[hexed meadow]

Thats intresting

[gray ferry]

no worries

[gray ferry]

well yeah its true, planets in our galaxy could potentially have civilizations advanced enough to build a dyson sphere

mind blowing ong

[unreal sluice]

Also, I’m not bothered by advanced civilisations we probably know about

If they are more advanced than us. If we know about them they most likely know about us

And if we’re still here

They’re not hostile

Meaning

Nothing to worry about

[hexed meadow]

Okay guys, thats officially too much of space. Gn everyone❤️

[tough meadow]

I remember reading about this but don't remember the words they used (I'm not a physicist). I thought that was likely because of the stuff happening between us and the star that's somehow obstructing our view

[gray ferry]

true

[unreal sluice]

Gn

[unreal sluice]

Yup

[gray ferry]

gn

[proper gyro]

I don't feel like going to school

[unreal sluice]

Like it’s the unknown which is more scary

[proper gyro]

something is genuinely wrong

[unreal sluice]

If you we were to find a type 7 civilisation. No need to panic cuz the probably know about us for thousands of years and we’re still here

[gray ferry]

yeah exactly, at least we get to explore and discover new things

ig

[proper gyro]

you won't, but stupid politicians will panic

[unreal sluice]

Sick?

[proper gyro]

mental

[unreal sluice]

Oh

[gray ferry]

everything will be good

[unreal sluice]

Also I hate wars

[rich crow]

Ik playing agaisnt a cheater wtf

[unreal sluice]

Elites argue, normal people die

[gray ferry]

ah yes.. russia, ukraine, turkey, greece, albania, serbia, palestine,israel, india, pakistan, china and taiwan

[unreal sluice]

Like the bootes void and great attractor rlly scare me

[gray ferry]

they will never stop fr

[gray ferry]

its just so vast and mysterious

[unreal sluice]

It’s because one attacks. Other retaliation. Then attacker retaliates back. And none is wise enough to step away and end the cycle

[wary tulip]

السلام عليكم

[unreal sluice]

@wary tulip English only

[unreal sluice]

I get it’s not always like this

[wary tulip]

No spek English

[tough meadow]

Maybe it will. In the singularity, there's a chance we'll eventually reach a point where there's nothing to fight over

[gray ferry]

its like a never ending cycle of attack and retaliation

[unreal sluice]

Actually I have no knowledge of this so I better not speak

[gray ferry]

no ur right

[unreal sluice]

Humans are evil. When there is nothing they will create something

[gray ferry]

that's an interesting thought

[rich crow]

I need a mod

[gray ferry]

maybe we'll reach a point where there's no need for conflict anymore

[unreal sluice]

.

[rich crow]

@restive briar can u ban this cheater

[unreal sluice]

Report on official website

[gray ferry]

well said

[rich crow]

Link

[unreal sluice]

.

[tough meadow]

That's only IF. So many things have to go right to reach the singularity. We don't know if AGI (Ai with human consciousness) is even possible

[unreal sluice]

@rich crow

[tough meadow]

I'm personally sure it is. But that's only theory, I don't have proof

[unreal sluice]

They will use any excuse “they shot 1 more bullet” so they shoot back and the whole thing starts again

[gray ferry]

who knows.. what the future holds

[unreal sluice]

If ai can get that. It’s better to treat it as if it’s a human to give it no reason to want to take over

[gray ferry]

maybe its hard for them to step back and break that cycle..lol...

[unreal sluice]

It is hard

But it’s always the elites at fault

They are the ones who wage wars

Yet it’s always the normal people who die

[vapid gust]

i like turtles

[unreal sluice]

I like snek

[unreal sluice]

I’m evil too.

[vapid gust]

its better to poop in the sink than to sink in the poop

[unreal sluice]

But it’s better to not do either

[vapid gust]

you have no choice

[gray ferry]

we all have our moments when we feel that way

[unreal sluice]

I don’t even feel this way. It’s a reality. I lie all the time to get out of trouble such as “I’m not on my phone” or “sorry miss I left my homework at home” when I didn’t do it. A lie is a lie

[vapid gust]

i lies on my job app ... still got the job

[unreal sluice]

Bruh

[outer valley]

[gray ferry]

i get what you're saying but lying can sometimes feel like the easiest way out of a tough situation.. but yeah a lie is a lie

[outer valley]

world of lies

everything is a lie

[unreal sluice]

It’s just I’m scared of getting hurt so I lie to keep myself safe

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[gray ferry]

its totally normal to want to protect your self from getting hurt.. dw

[unreal sluice]

Yeah

[gray ferry]

sometimes.. yeah

[outer valley]

everytime

[brittle knoll]

I am so hungry

🦕

I ate two jars of pickkels

And it's like a void was left behind now

🐓

What recommendations?

📝🐓

[brittle knoll]

Ah yes

[unreal sluice]

?

[unreal sluice]

But they put all sorts of chemicals into the pickle water

[brittle knoll]

something along the lines of "I killed the rest, you can see the blood on the sword"

🦕 🐓

[brittle knoll]

Idk I checked the ingredients tho

There are plenty regulations in europe so I don't worry

Only issue was that I got inflamed salivary glands now (swollen)

[unreal sluice]

I’m in Europe too

[brittle knoll]

Triggered literally just by sourness

I legit just tried out a remainder of a jar

And the sourness makes my gland sting kinda

🐡

[brittle knoll]

🦕

My back hurts

🐅

[next isle]

🍻

[brittle knoll]

Nice ekbeer

🍻🐲

[rich crow]

when will the frosty chaos collection be on the market place?

Where do yall find promo codes

[outer valley]

1-3 weeks

[sour star]

working overtime?

or nightshift?

[paper tangle]

My hero BeerKunda

[hexed igloo]

nightor

[unreal sluice]

I wanna work night shift

[outer valley]

ew

[unreal sluice]

?

[outer valley]

its not good .-.

[unreal sluice]

Why

[outer valley]

u cant do anything during the day xd cuz u will be sleeping

[next ocean]

[unreal sluice]

Doesn’t matter. I can chill at work

[outer valley]

🙃

[next ocean]

thats the point !!

mornings = bad/night time= chill and relax

[outer valley]

+/-

xD

[next ocean]

no more cmylmz until my school project finish

(im working on it rn)

it's about Arf Theorem and why it cannot change

[gilded flower]

the what

[next ocean]

long story

algebra, math etc.

[gilded flower]

hell na

math my biggest opp fr

[next ocean]

i love math but it can be so MUCH complicated sometimes

[gilded flower]

easily the worst subject ever invented

i’d rather do physical work at this point

[next ocean]

xa

quite the opposite for me

but its like

i cant multiply 9 and 7 but i can can solve formulas and equations

[gilded flower]

i can’t do either 💅

[next ocean]

or make some chemistry experiments in school lab (totally legal ones)

[verbal imp]

My eye ball do be hurting

Can't even get up

[old wasp]

.

[paper tangle]

zantor

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

Abator

🐓

[rich crow]

?

[paper tangle]

You can try to find players on #1044085342308941944 even though it’s dead

reading this made me dizzy

[next ocean]

me rn

[paper tangle]

me rn

[next ocean]

realest??

[paper tangle]

real

[next ocean]

:vibearc:

damn

[paper tangle]

damn

[next ocean]

[subtle chasm]

Hello everone

[rich crow]

and goodbye sanity

[rich crow]

guys should i sell my butterfly legacy and buy sharp cases?

[hushed jetty]

nah

well do you have more than 1 knife?

[short rampart]

0 knife

Promo code give me

[paper tangle]

What if

1 knife

[paper tangle]

There’s no promocodes tho

[hushed jetty]

[gilded flower]

yes and open them

[paper tangle]

real

(Don’t do it)

[gilded flower]

wdym

u can lose 100% of ur money but you can gain 10000%

[gilded flower]

worth it i think

[paper tangle]

what if

I don’t do it

[gilded flower]

i think ive proven it mathematically

[paper tangle]

What the spoingle bobber doing

[paper tangle]

real and true

[hushed jetty]

hes flabbergasted

[paper tangle]

too real

[hushed jetty]

[paper tangle]

If only my co worker didn’t steal my chips

[hushed jetty]

zamn

[paper tangle]

(He still owes me 2 damn large bags)

[hushed jetty]

troll him by lacing a bag and leaving it out on purpose

[paper tangle]

I mean

I still need him if anything goes down

[gilded flower]

tell the boss to take it from his salary

[paper tangle]

I buy it from the gas station tho

[gilded flower]

lace with estrogen and make him develop feminine features

[paper tangle]

[hushed jetty]

[gilded flower]

so he gets called a sissy at the work place

and he gets mad and quits

and never steals again

[hushed jetty]

did bro delete his msg?

[paper tangle]

he would absolutely demolish me

[paper tangle]

I did

[gilded flower]

he fast

[paper tangle]

I’m the one who deleted it

[hushed jetty]

[paper tangle]

(It’s not allowed)

The only way for the people to actually get away from it

[gilded flower]

doctor appointment tomorrow ☹️

[paper tangle]

is when I’m not here

[paper tangle]

Good luck Soldier

[gilded flower]

more pill prescriptions woo hoo

[paper tangle]

more

uhh

Ibuprofen

[gilded flower]

that’s uhhh

widely available

i think

[paper tangle]

I think

it’s def not a good idea to consume them

in quick succession

[gilded flower]

thank you for advice

i’ll try not to

llama

[paper tangle]

llama

[magic lark]

.

[paper tangle]

🦙

[gilded flower]

i’ll try not to llama

[paper tangle]

but what if you do

llama

🦙

[rich crow]

yeah i have karambit dragon glass as well

[hushed jetty]

oh then its your decision not mine

[magic lark]

.

[rich crow]

but do u recommend it then?

[paper tangle]

uhhh

[hushed jetty]

sure its your knife not mine

[bronze hull]

does anyone know when is the bp skin available on market?

[paper tangle]

1-3 weeks

[outer valley]

u dont even know if they gonna remove sharp case .-.

nvm

i saw rn xd the announcement

[paper tangle]

sometimes it really be like that

[proper gyro]

do you even see the timer? it's not going away for like 4weeks

and it's alot cheaper if it goes away

🐔

[paper tangle]

Realest

[fresh quest]

[paper tangle]

So anyways

[potent nebula]

I am not like you

[rich marsh]

They r going to remove the sharp case?

[bronze hull]

alr alr thanks

[paper tangle]

Yes

It was announced

[rotund steeple]

huh???

why can you say racist stuff, but not in this server, and no im not saying that i wanted to say one

[paper tangle]

that should self explanatory but ok

[rotund steeple]

but ingame.. i see.. people..

with..

erherm..

[paper tangle]

Yeah yea ik

it’s common

[rotund steeple]

unexplainable stuff

[rotund steeple]

COMMON???

[paper tangle]

Yeah

What did you expect

some children’s game

[rotund steeple]

CHIL

Children.. game.

[paper tangle]

Chill all caps btw

one more time and it’s a automate (not by me but the bot)

[rotund steeple]

why did they even..

add..

[paper tangle]

spam

[rotund steeple]

uncensored stuff..

[rotund steeple]

no like

why didnt they add a censorship or smth

its a children game 😭

[merry totem]

well not really a children children game

[rotund steeple]

well yeah but

[merry totem]

im positive there arent 7 year olds playing standoff

[paper tangle]

we’re playing a game about planting bombs and defusing bombs, and gun violence

[rotund steeple]

..yeah totally..

[merry totem]

and even if there was they would get bot matches

[rotund steeple]

ehrerm.

totally.

[merry totem]

where 95% of the time people dont talk

[paper tangle]

my brother in Christ it’s quite literally the same as CS where racism and nsfw is common

[rotund steeple]

saddo 😔

[rotund steeple]

and.. nsfw pfp is common.

but the discord server, is WAYYYYY different

[merry totem]

arent all shooter games like that atp

[paper tangle]

because managing a discord server and managing a game are different

[paper tangle]

Most are

since they allow you have a png pfp of whatever you want

and others don’t

[merry totem]

[paper tangle]

still though

[rotund steeple]

like..?

[paper tangle]

It’s quite common and is bannable for either toxicity and nsfw

[paper tangle]

Valorant, Apex, CoD and etc though the community are weird and somewhat racist

CoD being more than others

[rotund steeple]

yeah ive heard a LOT from cod

[paper tangle]

Again

It’s common

And not surprising

at all

[rotund steeple]

anyway

[paper tangle]

don’t know what you expected from So2 as well

[merry totem]

atleast its not as bad as it is on discord

[rotund steeple]

what devices do yall use to play?

[rotund steeple]

well i mean, i thought its a bit better-

well i mean

[small dawn]

What ya talking abt?

[paper tangle]

it’s not as much as a problem

[rotund steeple]

yeah it is better

its like, uncommob

uncommon

since

everyone is quiet when playing

[paper tangle]

there still is racism in here but it’s not as bad since is mostly in other Language chats

In the English chat it rarely happens

[merry totem]

yeah but on servers without any chat filter or with careless staff

[paper tangle]

That’s their problem tbh

[merry totem]

yeah

[paper tangle]

for having bad staff and filters and stuff

over here it’s very manageable

[merry totem]

thankfully

[rotund steeple]

but ingame, you cant do anything about it

[paper tangle]

yeah true

[paper tangle]

Again you can report it to the Help Center

[rotund steeple]

if they added a censorshi-

[rotund steeple]

whgat.

[paper tangle]

You can put this on their suggestion page

From this link right here 👉 https://help.standoff2.com/en

and the button on the bottom right to leave feedback

[rotund steeple]

oh

[small dawn]

If y'all talking about racism and thinking there is no racism in game ...Try Playing India server

[rotund steeple]

nahhhh

[paper tangle]

Indian servers is just bad

tbh

[rotund steeple]

i remember playing in russia server because in asia theres no one playing rn

[small dawn]

True its worse

[rotund steeple]

i asked if theres

"english?"

because people is chatting with russian and i understand nothing

when we lost 5 times

[paper tangle]

Nah bro they’re everywhere in the game

[rotund steeple]

someone said

[paper tangle]

No matter the server

[small dawn]

And why do people from different server joins Indian server just to play a defuse game ...They just ruin the game

[rotund steeple]

"are you a ne-"

and i said

WHGAT.

[paper tangle]

ehh

Expected tbh

[merry totem]

i mean its mainly braindead ppl who barely know english and just use every cuss word they know

[paper tangle]

Again chill with the all caps

[rotund steeple]

how do they know the word??

[merry totem]

and your mother jokes

[ocean pewter]

The game pfp auto reset

[merry totem]

thinking theyre cool

[ocean pewter]

Whats problem

[rotund steeple]

my bad 😭

[paper tangle]

It’s just a conversation really

[rotund steeple]

when i asked them how do they know that

they said

"oh im a ne-"

[paper tangle]

Currently bored and I’m just here to pass the time so I can go home

[rotund steeple]

theyre innocently racist and doesnt know what theyre talking about 😭

[small dawn]

Nah nah I think he has a problem about his in-game pfp ..he is just asking abt the problem

[merry totem]

idk about higher ranks but in gold matches (from my experience) if u find someone who knows english theyre definitely someone nice and polite

[paper tangle]

I don’t think they are “innocently racist”

[small dawn]

Where you at rn?

[rotund steeple]

they cant speak english 😭

[paper tangle]

At work

[small dawn]

Ahh Alr alr

[merry totem]

they just use every cuss word they know

[paper tangle]

Over here in NA servers it’s just toxic or being kicked off and not earning mmr

[small dawn]

I thought you get paid as a helper too @paper tangle

[merry totem]

bro mfs be kicking the person carrying the whole game for no absolute reason 😭

[paper tangle]

I can’t really talk about this

[rotund steeple]

who is the top player?

theres no leaderboard

[paper tangle]

It’s annoying really

[small dawn]

heheh...

[paper tangle]

I’m just being serious

[merry totem]

i was once carrying a match so hard and literally nobody talked,and then the last person in the team vote kicked me

[paper tangle]

I can’t talk about it

[merry totem]

thankfully my friend was in my game so they werent able to kick me

🙏

[rotund steeple]

i hope they lost

someone got hacked?

[paper tangle]

the pain is too real

[rotund steeple]

they sended a link

[paper tangle]

No

[small dawn]

We can't send a GIF here ? 😭

[paper tangle]

It’s just links aren’t allowed in here

Only like lobby invites for the normal people

[paper tangle]

No, because of obvious reasons like nsfw content or worse.

[small dawn]

Alr can you change it tho ?

[paper tangle]

No

[small dawn]

What's your take on this

[paper tangle]

Even if I had the power I still wouldn’t do it

[rotund steeple]

idk if the person in #📸│photos are hacking or no

with 500 ping, 2758 point.. nah they just have good gaming chair

[small dawn]

You against sending gifs?

[paper tangle]

Yea

People can abuse it

and also spam using gifs

[small dawn]

Yeeaahh yeaah true its gonna look like Instagram comments

[paper tangle]

or sending nsfw gifs and stuff

[rotund steeple]

spelling class in instagram

[paper tangle]

Plus it’s gonna be a hassle to deal with them

[small dawn]

yessir ...maybe create a channel like GIF talk or maybe some channel where we can use gifs

[paper tangle]

No

[small dawn]

What's wrong ?

[paper tangle]

Absolutely not

that would be the worst thing to happen

[hollow veldt]

guys am I a monkey

[paper tangle]

and it should not happen here

[small dawn]

XD

[small dawn]

Yes. If that's what makes you happy

[paper tangle]

No, you’re a fusion between 2 people because of a fruit.

[hollow veldt]

[paper tangle]

and somehow you have 4 balls

[hollow veldt]

no I'm go beyond

[tall shore]

@hollow veldt Did you watch part 6?

[hollow veldt]

what season

[tall shore]

Part 6

[hollow veldt]

o

[paper tangle]

the part when Joylen is there

[tall shore]

Finished it on this last weekend, loved that they put roundabout in the end

[hollow veldt]

nah I'm still at part 4

[paper tangle]

Truly the best ending

[tall shore]

Fr fr

I legit cried

[paper tangle]

(Araki was depressed when writing part 6)

[tall shore]

Btw gotta go back to work

[tall shore]

Lol

When I heard the hamon sound effect, the fan girl side of me acted like an ape

Ok, I gotta go now

[paper tangle]

bye bye

[hollow veldt]

Oh wait

[paper tangle]

Good luck at work

[hollow veldt]

No I'm still at part 3

stardust

[paper tangle]

It really be like that

[tall shore]

Thks

[paper tangle]

[hollow veldt]

How to watch part 6 in bilibili

[paper tangle]

Pirate

[hollow veldt]

what if sbr gets animated @tall shore

[paper tangle]

steel ball run will be amazing tbh

[hollow veldt]

nah it'll be more exciting when ta4 uses his bd

I want part 8 to be released

[paper tangle]

It’s gonna be a long while before part 8 gets animated

[primal rain]

guten morgen

[paper tangle]

Good morning

I’m just gonna delete that

[primal rain]

You

:boohoo:

Me

:trollface3D:

[smoky wyvern]

hmmm
when will this feuture exist?
warning that the game version is unofficial instead of banning?

[paper tangle]

There’s no information regarding that

Either way you can leave that as a suggestion

[eternal dawn]

Morning

[smoky wyvern]

ok

[paper tangle]

Want the link?

[smoky wyvern]

ok

[paper tangle]

Button in the bottom right to contact Support team like usual

https://help.standoff2.com/en

[smoky wyvern]

ok

[ivory mist]

anybody wants to play?

[primal rain]

ok

[onyx solar]

Guys can someone sent a message in my dm ?

[rich crow]

any news on the battle pass?

[unreal sluice]

Yo

Hello

[primal rain]

I love KMD

I love KMD

[hexed raft]

Heyo

[teal dome]

[magic marsh]

When will frosty chaos items release in market?

[harsh tusk]

Bronse 3 in allies

[paper tangle]

Should be in 1-2 weeks

[magic marsh]

Oh ok

[paper tangle]

[fresh junco]

Hello guy, does playing too much affect receiving rewards after battle? Please give me the answer

[tall shore]

Idk, I watched it on Netflix

[tall shore]

SBR?

I don't know much about steel ball run so I don't know

[vagrant ivy]

Eagerly waiting for chainsaw man this year

[tall shore]

Did Araki confirm that?

[tall shore]

Me too

[vagrant ivy]

And then 2025 awaits another film by makoto shinkai

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[bronze grove]

@paper tangle Hai kebab

*durum

probably you are sleeping right now

gn peng

[bronze grove]

unfortunately

[bronze grove]

check #1044085342308941944

[neat ferry]

@bronze grove Turan buran lemuran

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[round lichen]

Shoong

Why no 🐔

Pfp

What is that fish

[small bolt]

Is there a new promo code?

[void bronze]

is that guardian tales

[small bolt]

🤫🧏

@everyone is there a new promo code?

[verbal cloak]

Nah

[rich crow]

You're mewing

[pearl apex]

When the new knives will come into the market..??

[slow lake]

Rank?

[pearl apex]

G4

[slow lake]

Bro you play with me?

İ need help

[pearl apex]

Sure .. but not now maybe later

[slow lake]

Oh okay thanks

I will wait for your message

[pearl apex]

Ok

[golden quarry]

Yoo guys

I need some players for competitive

[tall shore]

Awm sports' offers are too low

1790 when the minimum price is 1950

[charred gorge]

Yoh

[primal rain]

Real

[raw smelt]

who know when we can sell chaos items

im waiting for market to open for them

i dont know how long

[rich crow]

ight

[granite moth]

Why standoff have no mic

Put mic

[fresh quest]

bcz even though there is no russian in the team there are many people who will put the microphone in their mouth and shout russian

[tidal wedge]

I love russian with mic

Very much much love them,thats make the match fun

[granite moth]

Easy fix

Are mute

Add mute button

We need mic

[fresh quest]

it used to be in the game as a beta but idk why it was removed

[gilded flower]

lol u got awm treasure hunter or what

[cold root]

Nope

Just a stacked account

[gilded flower]

how stacked is it

[tall shore]

Scam stacked

You pay 250€ for an account that doesn't exist

[teal dome]

[cold root]

I payd 1.2k

[cold root]

I can sent proof that I didnt scam anyone

[primal rain]

@teal dome

[brittle knoll]

🦕

🐔

🐡

[cold root]

🗿

🧛

[hexed igloo]

me when i lie

[primal rain]

🐡

[teal dome]

[fathom night]

hi

[hexed igloo]

for a dead game?

[gilded flower]

i don’t wanna buy it i just want to see his inv

[void bronze]

1.2k what

[zealous shale]

when can we expect the new collection to drop after sharp exits

also will the frosty chaos collection and the new box/crate go out simultaneously or not?

[tough meadow]

What's taking riot so long with valo mobile

[meager tinsel]

Guys

I need yall help

What is pattern

In the skins

[fossil pumice]

Idk wither

Neither comp

[meager tinsel]

@everyone what is pattern on the skins

[shy compass]

Same

[meager tinsel]

Same

[shy compass]

Cant play

[fossil pumice]

Same

[meager tinsel]

I can’t play neither

[shy compass]

Ye

[fossil pumice]

So whos gonna tag mods

[teal dome]

In Season 5, a new type of skins called Pattern has been added to the game. This type of skins will get a random number which changes the texture on the weapon.

@shy compass begging is forbidden.

[meager tinsel]

Sick I got an m4a1 pattern

[shy compass]

Not begging

[fossil pumice]

Sema

Why cant we play comp and allies

[shy compass]

👍

[meager tinsel]

But bro the texture don’t change

[teal dome]

please, report this issue here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[shy compass]

Whats the point of report

In 3days rply

Or more

[tough meadow]

Each patterned skin has like 1k variants. You probably got one of the 1k different patterns

[teal dome]

you can report cheaters here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[meager tinsel]

Oh

[primal rain]

Different skin has different texture

[shy compass]

When will the new guns show up in shop

[rich crow]

we have a bug in the game

[eternal forum]

I check this server for the first time in some time and I see @primal rain and @tough meadow

[shy compass]

From the frosty colection

[meager tinsel]

Why I can’t play competitive

[teal dome]

@meager tinsel

[shy compass]

No one knows

[ember valley]

Guys I have a problem with seandoff

[eternal forum]

Lilith’s place #giveaway

[teal dome]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5596086-when-we-will-see-battle-pass-items-on-the-marketplace

[ember valley]

Whenever I find a match

It says

"Cancellationtokendisposed"

How to fix that

[shy compass]

Cant

[ember valley]

Aww

[shy compass]

Report

[ember valley]

Can someone help please 😦

[shy compass]

It

[ember valley]

Where

[shy compass]

And wait 3-10 days

🤣

[ember valley]

Okay

Thanks man

[shy compass]

Standoff logic

[tough meadow]

It's the monthly game breaking bug

[ember valley]

Where do I report it tho

It's a bug?

[tough meadow]

Yes

[ember valley]

How do I fix it

Is it the same thing as reporting it to the devs

[tough meadow]

How's it going

[ember valley]

Just send it to me in dms

[tough meadow]

You can't. Report and wait for it to be fixed

[ember valley]

Alright

Where do I report it tho

[eternal forum]

Pretty bad I’m sick rn

[tough meadow]

help.standoff2.com

[ember valley]

Noe it says cannot connect to servers wha

Thanks

In Google?

[tough meadow]

Damn get well soon

[tough meadow]

Yea sure any browser will do

[eternal forum]

Thanks

How you been doing

V

?*

[tough meadow]

Just ok*

[ember valley]

Dang

I can't seem to find any fixes to this

Oh it works with other gsmemodes tho

Not in comp tho

[hexed gorge]

servers are dead?

[fossil pumice]

The bot is not answering

What do i do

Im trying to

[hexed gorge]

idk but so2 servers dead

[fossil pumice]

I knoww

[ember valley]

Nah

Only comp and allies are dead

[fossil pumice]

Comp and allies

[vagrant prism]

.

[ember valley]

Mhm

[fossil pumice]

Yeah but theyre the best

[ember valley]

Works for other gamemodes tho

Yessir

[fossil pumice]

I need to send this to the admins

So they can fix 2 bugs

[sour schooner]

Hm

[ember valley]

What are the 2 bugs

The disposed cancellation thing and?

Can't connect to servers?

[fossil pumice]

The bot aint answering

[rich crow]

Yo

[fossil pumice]

In the report site

[rich crow]

I am all better now

[ember valley]

Nice

[sour schooner]

Boredd

[tall shore]

Play comp

[hexed igloo]

ive never seen a 75 keyboard setup this weird

maybe getting an import was quite a bad idea

[sour schooner]

I can only play on Singapore server

[dusty jewel]

Does anyone have prob in connecting competetive?

[tepid shore]

Me

[plush flame]

Hello :).

[tepid shore]

Server problem

[brittle knoll]

Poop

[dusty jewel]

I see

[granite moth]

Protest to add mic in game

[dusty jewel]

🙏

[granite moth]

@everyone

[finite beacon]

why i couldnt get a match

[torn silo]

Ranked doesn't work

I get tokensource something

[primal rain]

Servers went boom

[dusty jewel]

Srv problems ig

[granite moth]

Thats because theres no mic in game

[torn silo]

I hope it wasnt a rocket

[gaunt sable]

Bro

Why can't I buy by site?

[primal rain]

Which

[cedar relic]

hi

[last owl]

For playing on so2

[cobalt ember]

Any idea when they gonna release the bp skins in market?

[sour schooner]

2-3 weeks

[cobalt ember]

Damn it😭

[tepid shore]

Fix the servers pls 🙏

[unreal sluice]

I don’t know u

[tall shore]

@rich crow I sold stuff that I barely used and doesn't change its price range at all to get that skin, and I have been using famas quite frequently in comp

[tepid shore]

Hi brother

[unreal sluice]

Hello GK:3

[tall shore]

Hey

[unreal sluice]

Yay:3

[unreal sluice]

Hru?

[tall shore]

I'm good, and u?

He's the mvp

[unreal sluice]

That’s good, I’m bored waiting for the bus

[tall shore]

Said hello to you and thought " my work is done here "

[tall shore]

Meanwhile I'm going to take a bath

[finite beacon]

how long does the error usually take?

[pearl apex]

Anyone knows when are the new knives are coming in the market place?

[proper gyro]

just won a terrible advantageous 5v4

[sour schooner]

Probably 2-3 weeks

[unreal sluice]

Nicee

[unreal sluice]

Nicee

[pearl apex]

Ok😊

[wary jackal]

Same

[unreal sluice]

What anime ur pfp from?

[tall shore]

It's not

[unreal sluice]

It’s not

[tall shore]

[unreal sluice]

Yes

[wary jackal]

The detective is already dead

[tall shore]

Jojo is pretty good

[unreal sluice]

Oh okay

The one with siesta?

Oh

[wary jackal]

Yep

[unreal sluice]

Btw

Is siesta rlly as smart as people make her out to be?

[halcyon mesa]

What anime have u watched

Name

[unreal sluice]

How many?

I’m watching 86 as my 99th anime rn lol

[tall shore]

No one can overcome the plot intelligence L from Death Note has

[unreal sluice]

lol

[halcyon mesa]

Solo Levelling

[unreal sluice]

L just needed evidence. Then he would’ve caught light

[unreal sluice]

I’m Watching that

What’s tdlk?

[tall shore]

And yet most of his deductions came from " damn this dude sus" feeling he had

[unreal sluice]

As they say. Trust your gut instincts

Oh ok

I’m watching s4 haha

[halcyon mesa]

Demon sl with only animations

[tall shore]

My gut instinct tell me the world will end in 2025

[unreal sluice]

It’s got s4 currently airing

[unreal sluice]

I don’t mean in this

[halcyon mesa]

🗿 L

[tall shore]

[halcyon mesa]

Legendary

[unreal sluice]

Like if your gut instinct is telling you not to go somewhere, don’t go there

[unreal sluice]

Demon slayer is quite good

[halcyon mesa]

Idk Naruto is still my fav

And now boruto

[unreal sluice]

S4 coming April

[unreal sluice]

I’ve seen Naruto and bleach from the big 3

[tall shore]

Honestly I don't doubt my gut instinct, plenty of things my gut instinct told that something would happen, happened

[halcyon mesa]

Bleach Is goated

[tall shore]

Btw, bath here I go

[unreal sluice]

Yeah

[halcyon mesa]

Bet

[unreal sluice]

Ikrrrr

[unreal sluice]

Enjoy

Goated

[mortal flame]

Does anyone know how to unban an account? I was banned because I took 4 karanbit gold

[unreal sluice]

Tybw p3 coming this year

[halcyon mesa]

U haven't watched manga fs

Boruto ucchiha

[unreal sluice]

I read the manhwa hero killer xd

[halcyon mesa]

Bro have literally became Itachi v2

[mortal flame]

somebody?

[halcyon mesa]

Fax

[unreal sluice]

Bleach > Naruto > one piece imo

Strength and how good they are

I seen opm. Was kinda boring

[halcyon mesa]

Shippuden was best

I was not ready for boruto

[unreal sluice]

Obito rage is top scene

[halcyon mesa]

[unreal sluice]

That’s rlly good

Anos is too strong

[halcyon mesa]

My would be Naruto and Madara entry in war

[unreal sluice]

Anos >> db in strength

[halcyon mesa]

[unreal sluice]

Madara re animation was mad

Bro solos a whole army + Naruto + 5 kage

[halcyon mesa]

Bruz ghost

[wary jackal]

Who knows when the season will end?

[unreal sluice]

Idk

[wary jackal]

Hmmm

[halcyon mesa]

Bruz riyally said what a failure to whole Naruto army

[unreal sluice]

The season will never end 💀

[unreal sluice]

Frrr

[wary jackal]

Xd

[halcyon mesa]

He would ve destroyed Naruto verse if he wasn't betrayed

Bet

[unreal sluice]

The missions in og Naruto were fun to watch even tho it was mostly filler

I liked the star village arc

[halcyon mesa]

White zetsu really said hold my beer

[unreal sluice]

Black*

[halcyon mesa]

B

Yrs

[unreal sluice]

White zetsu is a fodder fr💀

[sturdy cairn]

Is ther any promo codes

[unreal sluice]

My fav anime is frieren

And rn I’m watching 86 which is amazing too

[halcyon mesa]

Dw

[unreal sluice]

Yep

[velvet portal]

Why i cant play ranked matches?

[unreal sluice]

I don’t watch anime fast

Zero two past was depressing

[sour star]

not ur opinion its just trash ending

[unreal sluice]

I binge watched all of black clover in 2 weeks

[sour star]

all good until last few eps

[unreal sluice]

Oh ok

It’s rlly good

And might be coming back in 2025

[halcyon mesa]

Aot first 1 season was trash imo

[unreal sluice]

What ep?

[unreal sluice]

Nahh

S1 is goated

Oh ok

[halcyon mesa]

S1 was cringe

Asf

[unreal sluice]

I don’t like s4 lmao

[daring fable]

Competitive and allies servers down

Rn

!

[unreal sluice]

Yeah

Jjk is rlly good

S2 is amazing

“You’re right mahito. Im you”

[halcyon mesa]

Ioved yuta and geto character

[unreal sluice]

Yes

So was plastic memories

[halcyon mesa]

Idk why ppls compete gojo with Kakashi

[neat ferry]

Sometimes life give us

Rp

[halcyon mesa]

Kakashi is far better than gojo

[unreal sluice]

Eeh I like both the same

[halcyon mesa]

Gojo is cheap copy of Kakashi

[neat ferry]

I Like so2

[unreal sluice]

If Naruto has kakashi personality. Then Naruto series would be much darker

[halcyon mesa]

Bro was goated since S1 to end

[unreal sluice]

It’s only light hearted because it’s through Naruto’s eyes

[halcyon mesa]

Kakashi was the one who made sharingan famous

[unreal sluice]

Kakashi just got stronger as the arcs went on for no reason

[halcyon mesa]

Jiraiya*

[unreal sluice]

I gtg

[halcyon mesa]

Reason he was called Kakashi of the sharingan

[unreal sluice]

Be back in lile@15-20 mins be

[halcyon mesa]

🌚

[sour star]

devs testing game rn??

im on 500ping in netherlands

[halcyon mesa]

R u American

[sour star]

no

[halcyon mesa]

Oo

[sour star]

like houdini

[halcyon mesa]

Ayo he's my friend

Houdini

[sour star]

[halcyon mesa]

L

[sour star]

child?

ye

[halcyon mesa]

R u ching

@sour star

[sour star]

hmm

random server

[halcyon mesa]

I met Houdini in comp

[sour star]

[halcyon mesa]

He lost against me

Cuz he was noob

[sour star]

im on 750ping

[halcyon mesa]

Even tho I was with 400 ping

[sour star]

game is unplayable

nope

[halcyon mesa]

So2 servers are trash

Ngl

[sour star]

i dont play at 2am

[halcyon mesa]

I'm done

[sour star]

i do play at 1am

i mean european time

[halcyon mesa]

Where r u

It's 7 pm for me

Oo

Im indian

[hushed jetty]

hello everybody my name is market plier

[sour star]

i could go at 16

[halcyon mesa]

I went when I was 15

[tall shore]

Germany, right?

[sour star]

nope

👀

[halcyon mesa]

Is that Aussie James?

[sour star]

uhm no?

[tall shore]

What outcast server