💬│english-chat

[verbal imp]

Hated when I got killed by 0.6 kd players in defuse in the most random way

(Back when defuse was actually good)

[frank beacon]

I need someone good to rank up in allies with

#104554558

[verbal imp]

I ain't good

[storm hill]

same

[verbal imp]

💯

[frank beacon]

I'm only bronze rn don't worry

I just need someone to play with

[thick sable]

When is next update where you can sell pass skins?

[rich crow]

when's the next season more like it

[tall shore]

I'm doing fine as well

[verbal imp]

When the game gets goos

[verbal imp]

Rockstar

[lost saddle]

Is rust map getting an update?

[unreal sluice]

That’s good:3

[verbal imp]

Why do she look so afraid

[tall shore]

She has a bit of social anxiety in the anime

[rich crow]

Whens the bp

Gon drop in mariet

Market cmon now

[shell loom]

In about 2-3 weeks

[verbal imp]

Yeah I remember her being like that

[unreal sluice]

Yay:3

[verbal imp]

Besides her idk abour the rest of the characters

[alpine rain]

Hi yall

I'm new to this game

😭

Hii!

But is these statistics good?

Wait

Why can't I send photo

Kk

Yaaay

Tyyy

[brittle knoll]

🦕

I love pickles

[inner pollen]

guys

how much u guys think the legendary sticker worth ?

that yeti one

[cinder night]

Guys can somebody give me the standoff 2 website

I forgot it

Pls

[inner pollen]

wow

whats that for ?

[cinder night]

Do yk the standoff 2 website where I can redeem promo codes

[inner pollen]

u have promocode

how do u get that ?

[empty fossil]

standoff2.com

[inner pollen]

yo buddy how we get promocodes ?

[empty fossil]

#🛟│faq

[vivid ravine]

Guys, is only my comp bugging or yall's aswell?

For the last 3 days I've been trying to play comp and couldn't

[wild spade]

Hi guys

[queen prairie]

I win and i get -30 mmr

Fix your ranking system please

[chrome osprey]

Anyone wanna rank?

Asia server

[bronze grove]

#1044085342308941944

[timid robin]

Its also based on personal performance

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[verbal imp]

Blah blah blah

still ain't good

[brittle knoll]

Satisfied hippo after eating a huge watermelon unpeeled

Hippopotamuses have really strong jaws

[verbal imp]

Played with a friend and I got more mmr than he did even tho he did better AND he has a lower rank than I do

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

Maybe cuz lower rank

[tall shore]

This game doesn't reward you with how well you do in general in the match, it reward you based on how well you did on each round

That's probably what happened to him

[chrome osprey]

Yo gk wanna play

[tall shore]

Nah imma go sleep

Gotta work

[chrome osprey]

Lmao ok

[verbal imp]

exactly

[chrome osprey]

Anyone wanna play?

Comp

[verbal imp]

Actually not really cuz I've had games when my teammate carried my bum ahh by 11 kills and he got less mmr than I did somehow

[tall shore]

@chrome osprey why don't you play earlier? Lol

[chrome osprey]

Lmao sorry i was busy

[tall shore]

It depends on what rank he is, and also the game take in account his team and the enemy team's rank

[paper tangle]

My brother in christ i was asleep

[tall shore]

If you as a silver win against a bronze team, you won't get as much mmr

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

He's silver 4 currently

He's just helping me out

[tall shore]

Imma sleep now

@paper tangle morning

[next ocean]

gn

[paper tangle]

have good night

[paper tangle]

morning

[verbal imp]

Ill show u my games later @tall shore

[tall shore]

Thx

[verbal imp]

Gn

[tall shore]

Ty

[paper tangle]

[tall shore]

Have a good day and thx

[tall shore]

Sure

[next ocean]

@primal rain me when rule breakment

auto correct

[paper tangle]

auto correct moment

[frank lance]

hey when's the next pass coming in

[verbal imp]

When the game gets good

[frank lance]

the game's good wdym

[verbal imp]

Nope

its horrible

[frank lance]

nah fr when's it coming

[paper tangle]

So far we dont have any information on when the next BP is coming.

[frank lance]

What's the usual time between two passes?

like new seasons

[paper tangle]

They changed the whole thing now

for season

[frank lance]

wdym

[paper tangle]

now its 2 Seasons per year

and both will be 6 months per Season

[frank lance]

ohh

[paper tangle]

so I'd say a few weeks from now the next season comes

[frank lance]

is it including this season6?

[paper tangle]

I'm just giving an estimate

[frank lance]

yeah where u getting this info from btw

[paper tangle]

Again, I'm estimating this.

And the annoucment for Season changes were a while ago

[frank lance]

oh thx u deserve that helper role lmao 🙏🏻

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[red isle]

Balls

[frank lance]

balls.

[brittle knoll]

Soccer or basketball

[frank lance]

basketball

[paper tangle]

Football

[brittle knoll]

🐓

Ah yes

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

American foot-ball, the sport that involves throwing the ball with the hands

🦕 🦕 🦕

And is totally not handball

[frank lance]

well there's kickers ig 💀

[ocean pewter]

Nice shoonging

How big sauropod poop will be?

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[ocean pewter]

🦕💩

[frank lance]

standoff 2 reference

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[frank lance]

the racist

[ocean pewter]

Poop

[frank lance]

shiet

[brittle knoll]

🎤🪿

@paper tangle misinformation

🐓

[ocean pewter]

Nice ekbering

[frank lance]

who s that

whos ekber bro

[ocean pewter]

🐲

[brittle knoll]

Ekber is one of his schizo imaginary friends

[paper tangle]

Don't be spreading misinformation because you will be muted for a week if you continue this.

[frank lance]

ONE OF??

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[ocean pewter]

But the sharp collection is end after 30 days

We can expect

[paper tangle]

chill with the all caps

[brittle knoll]

Could be more but I can't tell

🐓

[frank lance]

well Marian told me there's going to be no update and that there's standoff 3 coming

[frank lance]

what is there a rule? 😟

[ocean pewter]

And saurpod is urs

[paper tangle]

You'll get auto muted

its not really a rule but its just a spam filter

[frank lance]

oh word

[ocean pewter]

Oh i forget kokodak

And poopdak

[brittle knoll]

I never refer to sauropod as someone who "tells me" things

So that's where you're wrong

[frank lance]

what if i just type "A" like 3 times in a row

A

...

A

[paper tangle]

will be considered as a wall

[bronze grove]

@paper tangle

[frank lance]

...........

A

[paper tangle]

dont do it

[frank lance]

i did it.

im the almighty

[paper tangle]

kebab

[frank lance]

i am the matrix

[bronze grove]

Durum

[frank lance]

[paper tangle]

Same here

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[paper tangle]

I'll double check

[frank lance]

hey btw is that offer for 7 cases worth it?

[paper tangle]

No

[frank lance]

why

[dense dew]

I need help getting to sliver

[frank lance]

allies or ?

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[dense dew]

Both I’m close to gold

[frank lance]

what

[brittle knoll]

Get a better phone preferably with higher hz

Then you'll get a better rank

But will it be worth it

[dense dew]

I’m in sliver 1 in allies

Comp is sliver 3 close to sliver 4

[brittle knoll]

Answer is yes, because you can use the phone for other stuff too

[frank lance]

i once got -73 💀

[dense dew]

I lost 66

[brittle knoll]

And it will be faster

[ocean pewter]

My highest was -69

🦕

[brittle knoll]

Real

🦙

[frank lance]

hey how much is a 20 member gold clan worth?

[brittle knoll]

What

[ocean pewter]

Clan buy/sell is prohibited

[brittle knoll]

20 member gold

[frank lance]

no im asking

[brittle knoll]

20 member gold clan

🐤

20-member gold-clan or

[frank lance]

yeah

In gold

not money

[brittle knoll]

Like

[frank lance]

gold clan's worth in gold

[brittle knoll]

A clan with 20 members with gold medals?

[brittle knoll]

Moment

[frank lance]

a gold-ranked clan's worth in Gold(currency)

[brittle knoll]

That's not up to debate cuz like rex said

[frank lance]

wdym

[brittle knoll]

🦖

Selling clans is prohibited

Because

There's not even a way to sell it

🐔

[frank lance]

im not selling im asking

how much would u pay for one

[brittle knoll]

Bruh moment

You can't sell it legitimately

But hmm

[frank lance]

i understand that

[brittle knoll]

I would give you a few pebbles and a straw

[frank lance]

so it would be like 1,1k to get it to 20 members

[brittle knoll]

Damn

I thought it comes with the 20 members already

🐡

🐡

[frank lance]

no it does

im saying to get a new clan to 20 it would cost that

[brittle knoll]

All included in the pack (without the necessary agreement of the other parties)

🐓

[frank lance]

whatever u said

[brittle knoll]

Idk what you're even talking about at this point

Sounds more like a scamming scheme you're tryna cook

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

Like how would the payment be done

"just give me account so i can put the gold 😇"

[dark flicker]

Give him 0.01

[brittle knoll]

I wasn't planning to buy anything

🐓

Maybe a peanut butter jar when the store restocks

There was even a sale I missed 😥

Duh

But bro "was just asking"

🐡

[dark flicker]

Bro i got in clan free and he wants money XDXD

@frank lance

[frank lance]

huh

[dark flicker]

Bro you want him 20 gold to join clan?

[frank lance]

bro im buying from someone else a clan's leadership,idk what to offer him and i tried asking

im not selling

[dark flicker]

So you're buying?

[frank lance]

ur gonna make fun of me whatever I'll answer so shut up

[ocean pewter]

Popodak

🐔

[frank lance]

popodak bro...popodak

[dark flicker]

For what bro you are so braindead....

[frank lance]

.

[dark flicker]

And why i would make fun of you?

[ember mural]

Cheri Cheri lady

Im going through emotions

[dark flicker]

Love is where you find it ✨
Listen to your heart ❤️

[onyx moth]

Is it happening to you that you are disconnected from the server or expelled from the game? especially when they experience a temporary ping increase (which would be common on weak and wireless connections).

Before, a temporary ping increase only caused lag or delay, now it expels you from the server and the game

[potent nebula]

Love is money
Bye 🫂

[frank lance]

hei is the 7 cases offer worth it

[dark flicker]

No love us standoff

Is*

[frank lance]

its 8 bucks

[frank lance]

🙏🏻

[potent nebula]

If there is no money, you cannot buy a device to play standoff
Love is a lie, money shows you the truth

[frank lance]

can smb answer pls

[empty fossil]

no

it's gambling lol

[frigid elm]

Hello, how to get master role should i create ticket?

[paper tangle]

You dm the @silk moth

[frigid elm]

And just send screens?

[paper tangle]

Video preffered

[rich crow]

Can someone please play

[dark flicker]

Sorry I'm outside I can't

[rich crow]

u need a verification to get high rank roles?

[paper tangle]

Yes

[rich crow]

why

[frigid elm]

Thanks

[dark flicker]

you can steal one like a gipsy 😄

[fast ferry]

frosty chaos on marketplace when??
gotta make some bang again

[sour star]

cuz it wouldnt be special if everyone could get it

[empty fossil]

😭

the role isn't special lol

[sour star]

it is since it is the top 3 ranks of the game

[empty fossil]

then the champion role is special because it's top 4

[sour star]

nah cuz that ones still yellow

[empty fossil]

no particular reason, that's how they decided to do it

[empty fossil]

the colour makes something special

wild

[sour star]

no bc inaster its way harder than yellow ranks

you just havent experienced it yet

[quick sonnet]

Yo

[empty fossil]

good at game = special?

[quick sonnet]

[sour star]

do u get special roles everywhere when u r good at THIS game

?

[random perch]

heckuva long name

[quick sonnet]

When did u start playing?

[rich crow]

☝️ 🤓

[quick sonnet]

Since you re elite

Haha

[sour star]

2021

[quick sonnet]

Nicee

Long time

[empty fossil]

what

[sour star]

do u get a special role in other servers for being master in this game?

[empty fossil]

don't know, not in many standoff servers

[sour star]

do u get Master, elite, or Legend role in servers that r not affiliated w so2?

[quick sonnet]

Legend is higher than elite?

[empty fossil]

what are you trying to say

[empty fossil]

yes

[steep lily]

Any moderator online ?

I need to report players

[sour star]

the devs want to "reward" the players that put time and effort into the game to get the ranks

[unreal sluice]

Players that keep their sanity after playing so much*

[empty fossil]

doesn't make those roles special compared to all the others

[sour star]

if u think so

[unreal sluice]

Btw

U see

I lost my sanity

That’s why I’m not elite anymore

This game

[sour star]

lol

i call that: Skill issue 🤙

[ocean pewter]

Give knife if we reach highest rank

[timid robin]

Theres only one default knife and its like a kitchen knife lol no

[unreal sluice]

Nah

Trust

I call it

WiFi issues + constant disconnect

[random perch]

💀

[random perch]

the default knife isn’t a kitchen knife

[sour star]

i was -4points w 6deaths first round bc my wifi crashed

[unborn obsidian]

.

[unreal sluice]

I would be that if I didn’t disconnect for the full round

[timid robin]

Keyword "like" its a ugly knife nobody wants a skin for it

[rich crow]

Dawng

[random perch]

it’s not “like” a kitchen knife, it’s modeled after the Ka-Bar

[timid robin]

Man

[paper tangle]

Cheaters?

[timid robin]

Metaphoric

[unreal sluice]

Dawng is scared of the bill collectpr

[rich crow]

[timid robin]

They dont care though lol, and also theres a few knives for loke 890 gold already?

How cheaper could u possibly want

Oh its certainly possible

Just play the game, it took a few f2p players i know like 1 year , thats their dedication that they will play

[ocean pewter]

My luck so bad i only get rare item

From Bp

I think Same as cases

[flint fable]

YO

[timid robin]

Dragon rise 5v5

[flint fable]

who got master?

[feral mica]

Hii

[dark flicker]

[timid robin]

Im not sure what rank exactly but its elite or master i havent played in a while

[timid robin]

Which season was dragon rise

3?

[flint fable]

3 to 4?

3 to 4 i guess

[timid robin]

Its 3 then just a master charm

[feral mica]

Who wanna alies?

[flint fable]

you are btonze?

[feral mica]

Yes

[flint fable]

bronze*

dang

[feral mica]

U wanna?

[flint fable]

can t play

[feral mica]

😦

[flint fable]

I just got back to it

i m silver 3 rn

but i was champion

i hope my prime will be back

road to

[outer valley]

[dark flicker]

good luck

[unreal sluice]

@outer valley Hii

[outer valley]

hI

[unreal sluice]

[verbal imp]

No it isn't.

[minor vale]

Hello

[paper tangle]

[minor vale]

When is the next battlepass

[rich crow]

Maybe at April or March

[minor vale]

I got an epic sticker wonder what will it be worth

[torpid star]

anyone recommend regions for ranked?

pero that ain’t the most populated one

nvm im getting zucced into a match now

[flint fable]

ty

[dark flicker]

Chapa chapa

[outer valley]

[peak obsidian]

is it bad to use a skin changer to test out how a skin looks before buying it briefly in a private lobby? just wanna know i havent done it yet

[ocean pewter]

@peak obsidian it has ban chance

Don't

[peak obsidian]

ok.......

[rich crow]

Anyone plays roblox here?

[rich crow]

Whats a skin changer

[peak obsidian]

a cheat that changes your skins to be other skins, for example an fn fal carbon turned into karambit gold, doesnt save tho just stays there until you close the game

[sour star]

ask others

[rich crow]

im tryna trade

[sour star]

to showcase

[rich crow]

Tbh

@peak obsidian does it work on mobm

[sour star]

or downloaded a external so2 game

[rich crow]

?

[sour star]

idk if thats legal tho

[flint fable]

hi

[rich crow]

i need a so2 acc

[cedar relic]

hi

@sour star didn't play so2 for 4 days soon 5

🤟

[sour star]

wadnt u online just yesterday tho

[outer valley]

just use standoff private server :v

[outer valley]

yk too much im 100% sure u already did that lol

[flint fable]

i get timeout 30m cuz i send a sticker

nice

[outer valley]

[flint fable]

yo why that photo has disapper from the game :(((

[torpid star]

can i report cheaters?

guy had shotgun in ranked first round

[flint fable]

no

maybe he do bug

[torpid star]

ye

[outer valley]

thats a bug (could be a cheat too)

but i think if he abuses it u can ban him idk

[flint fable]

ye

[peak obsidian]

i just know stuff i dont rly do it, like ive done it once but no more cuz i have a chronic fear of being banned

and that one time was a private lobby with my cousin just to mess around

[outer valley]

uhum

[peak obsidian]

no like rly i dont cheat in public lobbies i only do skinchanger to mess around like once

[paper tangle]

real

[unreal sluice]

Hello nightly

[outer valley]

REAL

[paper tangle]

[outer valley]

im 100% sure u put a knife xd in public lobbys

[rich crow]

@peak obsidian does it work if im not rooted?

[outer valley]

hes pc

[outer valley]

also everything(cheats) non root are bannable

[rich crow]

BRO

where can i buy so2 accs

[outer valley]

u dont

[peak obsidian]

i dont

[rich crow]

New promo codes?

[peak obsidian]

i got my own knife

[peak obsidian]

SO2NY2024

[rich crow]

Maximum limit

[outer valley]

u will get scammed

[rich crow]

Can someoje give me 99.9 g

[peak obsidian]

dont beg

[hexed meadow]

Lmao

[rich crow]

Whats the quickest way

[outer valley]

its forbidden here u will get banned

[cedar relic]

i was but just checking if the knifes in the pass were added

didn't play at all

like 0

[hexed meadow]

Omg, fortnite reference?

Lets go

[peak obsidian]

when is the battle pass gonna come out on the marketplace?

[unreal sluice]

No begging

[peak obsidian]

next update?

[unreal sluice]

No one knows

[outer valley]

1-3 Weeks

[unreal sluice]

I wish to be too sick to go to school tomorrow

Because, I hate school

[rugged trail]

hi

[outer valley]

[ancient vale]

No way

U hate school????!

Ofc bruh everyone does

[rugged trail]

....

[unreal sluice]

School just makes me so stressed

So much homework

[hexed meadow]

Yo, i never knew u can give gold(?), could u or anyone explain how it works?

[ancient vale]

Dont do em

[rugged trail]

no

[outer valley]

oh no i hate it

[unreal sluice]

Buy their skin from marketplace

[unreal sluice]

I wanna get good grades

[ancient vale]

Problem fixed

[rugged trail]

this is boring

[hexed meadow]

Real

[ancient vale]

Just dont give af about school, and the problems you are facing will be fixed

[unreal sluice]

I wanna do well for myself

[ancient vale]

School wont teach shi about life

Trust me

[hexed meadow]

Yeah, but some people care about their future(no offense just sayin')

[unreal sluice]

That’s what everyone who did bad says

But trust me, people who try in school on average do much better than those who don’t

[ancient vale]

People are so corrupt these days, the dumb people find jobs through connections with people, while smart people work at mcdonalds

[hexed meadow]

Yeah, but trust me, if u want to do specific work, then they need to learn(for example if u want to be an architect, lawyer, any kind of doctor etc)

[outer valley]

nah, everyone whos rich didnt even finished the school .-.

[unreal sluice]

I will find a good job dw

I wanna earn enough to fund my transition and all the surgeries

[outer valley]

well if u dont want to be rich obv u can study xd at least u will have good salary

[ancient vale]

If you love to do something, youll learn it by urself better then school will ever teach u

[hexed meadow]

Thats true, which is messed up

[unreal sluice]

Being rich is 90% luck 10% work.

[outer valley]

well kinda xd

[unreal sluice]

I wanna have a secure future not a 10% chance of being a millionaire but 90% stuck at minimum wage forever

[hexed meadow]

Nah, in like 90% you wont be able to learn all essential stuff

[unreal sluice]

Everyone who is rich says “the risks are worth it” because they aren’t stuck at min wage forever

[ancient vale]

Come on... everything is on internet nowdays

[outer valley]

[ancient vale]

Every information that you need

[unreal sluice]

But the risks aren’t, everyone who failed at those chances will say the risks are not worth it

[ancient vale]

You can search it up

[peak thunder]

@unreal sluice Can I ask you smt?

[unreal sluice]

Sure

[peak thunder]

@unreal sluice are you joking with xou description?

[outer valley]

[hexed meadow]

Like, for example, i didnt knew what to search, yk?

[unreal sluice]

No

[hexed meadow]

Bro what💀

[ancient vale]

Just searching the topic gives u multiple subjects

[unreal sluice]

For me I have dyslexia so having someone explain something to me is much easier than reading it as I rlly struggle with reading

I’ll now live to spite u

[paper tangle]

Im just gonna warn you once and the next time you do that you will be muted.

[hexed meadow]

Fair enough, but you propably understand my point of view

[ancient vale]

There are videos online explaining

No meed reading

[flint fable]

hi guysss

[ancient vale]

Yea

[flint fable]

talk to me pleaseee

[unreal sluice]

Teacher in person much better.

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[flint fable]

hiii how r u

[ancient vale]

And school will?

[unreal sluice]

I’m meh. And u?

[outer valley]

[unreal sluice]

Nice pfp

Ken kaneki

[flint fable]

i play custom w my friends

[flint fable]

ur talking to me or ... ?

[hexed meadow]

Good evening(its 10 pm in my country)

[unreal sluice]

Yep u

[flint fable]

for me 11

[flint fable]

idk who s this

[unreal sluice]

9pm here

[flint fable]

i just randomly put

[unreal sluice]

Ken kaneki lol

[flint fable]

i put cuz it s cool

[hexed meadow]

So u are from Europe?(idk, i suck at geography)

[unreal sluice]

Oh ok

[flint fable]

romania ❤️

[warped harness]

Ba

[unreal sluice]

I live in England

[outer valley]

lmfao

[flint fable]

da

[unreal sluice]

@paper tangle

[hexed meadow]

So u are from Europe

[unreal sluice]

Yup

[outer valley]

yk theres paysafes that only work in some regions xD like german

german paysafe only works in german .-. u wont be able to claim if ur from france

[warped harness]

U can do paysafe onlinr

[ancient vale]

Wdym, knowing some information about something is comleltly different from experience

[outer valley]

whos gonna do that? lmao just get paypal or credit card

[unreal sluice]

@warped harness boosting is not allowed therefore I must snitch on u

[outer valley]

i forgot theres only minors here😭

[unreal sluice]

I’m 17 and I have a card

It’s not that hard to get a card

[outer valley]

ik but 90% dont have

[hexed meadow]

Why did i read "miners"💀

[outer valley]

[unreal sluice]

@feral mica id:customize

[hexed meadow]

Too much minecraft

[rich crow]

💀

[outer valley]

.l.

[hexed meadow]

Um, could we keep this english channel only in english?

Just askin' tho

[unreal sluice]

That’s literally a rule

But no one cares to listen

[hexed meadow]

Lmao

[unreal sluice]

They pick English role

And speak a random language

[outer valley]

[hexed meadow]

Thats true

Like

Nvm

[unreal sluice]

I swear after that they complain that they don’t have a chat for that language

When only like 20 people in the world speak it

[hexed meadow]

Lmao

Thats true tho

[ancient vale]

My dad is electrician, he never went to school to learn how to install, maintain, and repair electrical power, communications, lighting, and control systems in homes, but he loved this job, and started working by himself, he taught himself how things work just by trying.

[unreal sluice]

Not to be rude

But id rather have an electrician who got certified than someone who taught themselves

Like he can be amazing

But I’m paranoid

[hexed meadow]

Yeah, but some people cant just leave school and just "follow their dream". Im sorry if im rude, but this how it works, at least in my country

[ancient vale]

My neighbour went to school to learn about this job, and still my dad knows more then him, experience can teach you much more then learning at school

Sorry for my bad english

[unreal sluice]

Oh ok

[paper tangle]

I think its time to move on

and go to the next topic

[unreal sluice]

This topic is bad?

[paper tangle]

better not to argue more

really

[unreal sluice]

I’m not rlly arguing. I didn’t even see this as an argument lol

[ancient vale]

Yeah i understand you

[hexed meadow]

Idk if we are even arguing. It just a disscusion, and both sides are jusr saying ther povs

[ancient vale]

Exactly

[unreal sluice]

In fact

I

Do

Not know any servers

[brittle knoll]

The pickles made my submandibular glands swell

[ancient vale]

I gtg now

Bye yall

[brittle knoll]

☹️

🦕

[paper tangle]

people said that and went into an argument right afterwards, I'm just trying to avoid that.

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[unreal sluice]

Oh ok. I understand u

[outer valley]

[junior ivy]

Looking for 2v2 teammate

[brittle knoll]

🐔

.🎿 🎿

[magic mango]

Where to report here

[paper tangle]

#1044085342308941944 you can players in here

[paper tangle]

Report what

[brittle knoll]

I want some butter

Should I go buy

And eattt

[magic mango]

Cheats

[brittle knoll]

I couldn't find peanut butter today 🐅

[paper tangle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[hexed meadow]

Yeah, thats true, but for example, place that i want to work requires knowing a lot of a law and like a human knowlegde(idk how to translate it correctly lmao), so i have to learn, bcuz this human knowledge comes also in way of understanding human brain etc, which can be only learned in school(like in good way, ehich i would actually remeber it)

(sorry for my bad english)

[hexed meadow]

Damn, that sucks

[brittle knoll]

There was even a crazy sale I missed

[unreal sluice]

Got taken by the bill collectors

[hexed meadow]

Bye

[brittle knoll]

Shoulda stayed a chronic shopper

🐡

[brittle knoll]

What a bunch of cows

[unreal sluice]

Yup

[hexed meadow]

Yoo, what does the sale include

[brittle knoll]

It was the best kind of peanut butter

[hexed meadow]

Smooth or crunchy

[brittle knoll]

500g jars of peanut butter

And it was likee

[hexed meadow]

For how much

[brittle knoll]

About 4 dollars

[hexed meadow]

Bro

[brittle knoll]

Or 4 euros idk

[hexed meadow]

Thats a steal

[brittle knoll]

Per jar

Yea

It's was alsoooo likeee

Let me see if I can find an old jar

[paper tangle]

crunchy peanute butter

[unreal sluice]

Peanut butter is yucky

[brittle knoll]

No palm oil no added sugar or salt and gluten free

Which is crazy

[hexed meadow]

😐

[brittle knoll]

And it was really good

Tasted a bit like milk too

[hexed meadow]

Bro, are u live under a rock

[hexed meadow]

Damn

[brittle knoll]

I eat it raw btw

[unreal sluice]

That’s an average jar here

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[unreal sluice]

Too many calories

[brittle knoll]

Bingo bongo

[gilded flower]

fr

[brittle knoll]

Pretty healthy calories

Mostly fat

Unlike from burgers

🐔

[hexed meadow]

Yeah, but its really good if u want to bulk tbh

[brittle knoll]

Mostly carbs

[hexed meadow]

😭

[brittle knoll]

Fat > carbs

[ancient vale]

Like i said before, there are so many corrupt people, you can get a job just by connections, so you dont really need that "knowledge" as long as you have years of experience, but i see your pov too

So we both are kinda right

[unreal sluice]

I need to lose 20kg

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[hexed meadow]

Yeah🤝

[brittle knoll]

You need to lose all your weight

[unreal sluice]

I had a slice of my brother bday cake today which I regret

[hexed meadow]

Good luck

[unreal sluice]

Yes

[brittle knoll]

Go into the negatives

-10kg

Start flying

[unreal sluice]

Thx. Gonna be hard getting to 58kg

[brittle knoll]

Good luck getting to -50 kg

[gilded flower]

how tall ru again

[unreal sluice]

It is for my heights

[unreal sluice]

184cm

[brittle knoll]

They're pretty tall too

[gilded flower]

oh okay

[hexed meadow]

Bro💀

[brittle knoll]

I am like 82 rn at 168

And pretty lean

So I imagine that's skin and bones

🐓

[gilded flower]

not really

[brittle knoll]

Lose the bone weight too

[gilded flower]

not in eu

[hexed meadow]

Lmao

[brittle knoll]

Get osteoporosis

[unreal sluice]

?

[brittle knoll]

Stop eating calcium

And don't go out in the sun

Use a lot of sunscreen

[unreal sluice]

I can literally grab the fat on my tummy when I sit down

[brittle knoll]

That way your bones become brittle = lightweight

[unreal sluice]

And I have almost no muscle due to not exercising for 3 weeks due to a chest infection

[gilded flower]

could be ur skin too

[brittle knoll]

Me too, but if it's on the outside that's normal for uhhhh

That's normal for uhhh

🐓

Can I say it

[hexed meadow]

78 kg while u are 184 is normal, dont force urself to much. If u want to lose weight, maybe try 10 kg
(Idk tho, im not an expert)

[brittle knoll]

Normal fat distribution

[unreal sluice]

It’s fat lol

[hexed meadow]

It depends where u live

[unreal sluice]

It’s soft

[brittle knoll]

If you have a large tummy and "can't grab the fat" then that's more concerning

[hexed meadow]

Skin is also soft

[brittle knoll]

Because that'd be visceral fat

I lost sm weight and still can grab my belly

So what gives

🐔

Build more muscle

[unreal sluice]

When I sit down and hunch over I can grab it with my hand. When I’m stood up I can pinch it with my fingers

[brittle knoll]

I haven't done that for a while

[unreal sluice]

I can’t exercise rn

[brittle knoll]

Just do crunches

[unreal sluice]

I have a chest infection which makes it hard to breathe

[brittle knoll]

Drink some lemonade

(with a straw)

I don't recommend antibiotics (at all)

[hexed meadow]

True

[brittle knoll]

Get some probiotics

[ocean pewter]

🦕📝

[brittle knoll]

More good bacteria = more healthing in immunity

[unreal sluice]

I make tea with honey once a day

[brittle knoll]

And the vitamin c (L-ascorbic acid found in the citrus fruit lemon) will help repair tissue

[unreal sluice]

Chamomile tea

[brittle knoll]

Honey is mostly sugar

🐓

I don't care what anyone says

It's still sugar

[unreal sluice]

Someone told me it’s good for coughs

[brittle knoll]

You wanna burn fat, lower your insulin levels as much as possible

[unreal sluice]

Anyway honey is better to add to tea as it’s much less calories than sugar

[brittle knoll]

Lemon juice is better

[glass hornet]

Ho has memebr

[brittle knoll]

Because you need vitamin C to replenish collagen

[unreal sluice]

I have like 1 teaspoon in my tea a day

[next ocean]

[brittle knoll]

Daily insulin spike, will never use fat

🐓

[unreal sluice]

I don’t eat sweets and that tea with honey makes me excited for it and gives me a reason to finish school and live each day

[brittle knoll]

Because insulin makes fat storing

[hexed meadow]

Huh

[brittle knoll]

Worst case scenario as visceral

[unreal sluice]

I was born with a stupid body that is hard to be skinny

[brittle knoll]

It's kinda funny that you never really do a proper water fast

It would make you happier too

[unreal sluice]

My parents wouldn’t allow it

[hexed meadow]

Relatable

[brittle knoll]

It's the best way to detoxifying

[unreal sluice]

They want me to put on weight

[brittle knoll]

Big pharma pawns

Diabetes is better

[hexed meadow]

Bro what💀

[brittle knoll]

And hereditary ☝️😮

[unreal sluice]

They want me to be 80kg:((

[brittle knoll]

Even a 3 day fast is great

[hexed meadow]

This took a wild turn

[unreal sluice]

Anyway

When I’m older I won’t go to the shops

[brittle knoll]

Many religions have it as a practice too

[unreal sluice]

Won’t have food at home

Will be skinny

I’m pretty slim now

[brittle knoll]

And it was a thing in the ancient times too

[unreal sluice]

But I just hate looking in the mirror and not being really skinny

[brittle knoll]

The source of calories matters a whole lot more than what the average person thinks

Eating fat exclusively will not make you fat

Eating protein won't make you fat

Eating sugar and carbs will

Period

[hexed meadow]

Funfact: looking skinny if u dont have anorexia doesnt look that good

[unreal sluice]

We don’t have much money for food so I have to make do with some bread and butter for most meals

And a carrot or cucumber and tomato

[unreal sluice]

I like how skinny people look

I wanna look like that

[hexed meadow]

Both

[brittle knoll]

If you even start a carnivore diet like jordan Peterson

[unreal sluice]

I had a broth with vegetables, some noodles and rabbit meat for lunch today

[brittle knoll]

And overeat steak for example (he said this)

You can't get fat

[unreal sluice]

I’ll probably do that when I’m older

[brittle knoll]

When he was getting cravings for different foods he would do that

[brittle knoll]

It cured his autoimmune problems

[unreal sluice]

I mean I once ate a whole pack of ham trimmings

[brittle knoll]

Which stem usually from gut inflammation

[unreal sluice]

It was like 500 calories for 400g and it was my lunch

[brittle knoll]

And the glutamine in steak cures it

[brittle knoll]

Dumb

[unreal sluice]

I’m not saying anything against carnivore diet

[brittle knoll]

Just eat the butter

The carbs will raise insulin then the butter gets stored

[unreal sluice]

It’s low calorie bread we got on discount

53 calories a slice

[brittle knoll]

Bruh

There's still carbs in that

[unreal sluice]

So 2 slices and some butter = 180 calories

[brittle knoll]

I am gonna jump

[unreal sluice]

Can’t get fat from that

[brittle knoll]

Brooooooo

It's not calories alone

Oh my goood

Fat takes longer to be used

[unreal sluice]

It’s not just the calories

[magic mango]

The report tab is not showing

[unreal sluice]

But there is a certain amount which you can’t get fat from

[brittle knoll]

So 500 calories of carbs is totally different than fat

[ocean pewter]

Carb store water, so u look more fat

[magic mango]

It's giving an error

[brittle knoll]

Carbs get absorbed as quickly as sugae

[unreal sluice]

Like 1500 a day you can’t get fat even if itr 1500 from chocolate

[magic mango]

Where do I want to report it but I can’t 😭

[hexed meadow]

Wth, guys, i've become hungry from reading all that stuff💀💀💀

[brittle knoll]

Eat butter

Quick quick quick

[unreal sluice]

It’s if you overeat ur more likely to get fat

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[brittle knoll]

BecaUSE

It raises insulin

[paper tangle]

Theres a button on the bottom right where you can contact the Support Team (i forgot to say that)

[brittle knoll]

The carbs and sugars

[unreal sluice]

Anyway. I had 2600 calories today cuz I had a slice of my brothers bday cake. So I have to eat a lot less this weak

[brittle knoll]

Fat is a 0 on the glycemic index

[unreal sluice]

Ik

[brittle knoll]

Insulin = fat storing hormone

🐤

[outer valley]

also u need evidence(VIDEO) he were cheating

[unreal sluice]

But if I have 106 calories worth of bread and don’t eat over 2400, I won’t get fat

[hexed meadow]

Chimcken

[brittle knoll]

I am gonna jump

Head down

On the floor

[hexed meadow]

From the carpet?

[brittle knoll]

Their ☝️🐓

They/them

🐖🐓

[unreal sluice]

Her or their

I don’t mind

[brittle knoll]

They or nothing

Take or leave whatever the saying is

[unreal sluice]

They then sure

[brittle knoll]

There are other things that can make u gain weight

Maltodextrin, corn starch, corn, grains in general cuz that's how they fatten farm animals too, wheat, rice

Remember the food pyramid?

Made during famine because the bottom part included the cheapest foods

[unreal sluice]

Isn’t rice and chicken a cutting food?

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

What's that

[gray ferry]

going to the gym can definitely help you lose weight

[unreal sluice]

Like a food gym people use when they are cutting

[unreal sluice]

So can walking ur dog 2-3 hours a day

[brittle knoll]

"rice is primarly composed of carbohydrates, which makes up 80% of its total dry weight"

[gray ferry]

yeah absolutely

[unreal sluice]

Anyway @brittle knoll it’s fine I had a bit of cake to celebrate my brother bday?

[brittle knoll]

I built muscle and it helped me lose weight pretty fast

Because most weight is burned idle

I mean calories

[gray ferry]

they can be great for both

[unreal sluice]

I had some too

Before I got a chest infection

I had visible abs

[brittle knoll]

If you had?

[unreal sluice]

Now they are still visible but not so much

[brittle knoll]

I would honestly eat one now and then no more for at least a year

[unreal sluice]

But I’m gonna just eat very tiny portions now

[hexed meadow]

Wth, @brittle knoll become an doctor or what?(respetfully of course)

[brittle knoll]

Hell no

[unreal sluice]

Ok

[brittle knoll]

I would never

[unreal sluice]

I guess

[brittle knoll]

Doctors bad

Because they use info from books

[fathom heath]

Any clues when will the mext update drop?

[unreal sluice]

What?

[brittle knoll]

Not inherently their fault, but the informations they know have to be regulated

[unreal sluice]

Where u get info from?

Facebook moms?

[fathom heath]

Or atleast when are we able to sell the current season's weapon

[unreal sluice]

Well I enjoy ab exercises

Sadly

Now

I have a chest infection and can’t breathe properly so I can’t exercise

[brittle knoll]

Youtube then take the facts and double check them around on google in study articles (online medical library for studies)

Been cooking all of this up for the past year

🍳🐓

[unreal sluice]

Where did those websites get their facts from?

[brittle knoll]

Since the past year

[unreal sluice]

Most likely the same people that write those books

[brittle knoll]

People who do control studies

[brittle knoll]

What is learned in medical schools is definitely different from that

[unreal sluice]

I’m not saying ur wrong

[brittle knoll]

Doctors still say nowadays salt is bad

As well as cholesterol

[unreal sluice]

But those same things a doctor most likely knows

[brittle knoll]

And saturated fat

[paper tangle]

in 1-3 weeks

[brittle knoll]

Who benefits from that other than oil industries who sell polyunsaturated omega 6 fat/oil

And what would be the benefit of preventing diseases and then people not having to buy meds anymore

Literally none

They still give antibiotics as treatments

Instead of aiming to strengthen one's immunity through introducing more good bacteria

[hexed meadow]

Bro, please dont say you are an altmed

I beg u

[brittle knoll]

What is that

[unreal sluice]

Pls don’t say the earth is flat

[brittle knoll]

Bruh altmed is a company

Nice cowing

Yeah I am totally a company not an individual pig

[hexed meadow]

By alt med i meant alternative medicine

[brittle knoll]

I have been bribed by Big uhhh

[hexed meadow]

Lmao, didnt knew that

[brittle knoll]

You can keep following "licensed" medicine if you want

🐓

[unreal sluice]

I hope he doesn’t say the earth is flag

[hexed meadow]

Bro no

[unreal sluice]

Flat*

[brittle knoll]

Who else to trust other than the man in the white long shirt with a stethoscope

[gray ferry]

the earth is a donut

[hexed meadow]

Please no

[brittle knoll]

They are the most trustworthy people in this world

[hexed meadow]

💀

[gray ferry]

nvmr its a croissant

[brittle knoll]

Always ask your doctor for advice

[gray ferry]

prove me wrong

[brittle knoll]

☝️🐓

Don't do mewing either, ask doctor first

[unreal sluice]

It’s a geoid

[hexed meadow]

Bruh, the earth is an nissan

[brittle knoll]

"ask your doctor before making changes to the structure of your face"

[hexed meadow]

I thought it was obvious

[unreal sluice]

It’s wider around the equator than around the prime meridian. But it’s by such a small margin it’s basically a sphere

If you were to scale the earth down into a sphere you can hold, it would be the smoothest sphere ever

[hexed meadow]

Umm

[gray ferry]

i think its an ellipsoid but dont quote me on that

[gray ferry]

its a bmw

[hexed meadow]

Wait, u can be right

[unreal sluice]

It can’t drive then

[brittle knoll]

Might also become heavy enough to become kind of a black hole

[gray ferry]

it can!!

[hexed meadow]

It was a long time since i last saw those pictures

[brittle knoll]

Also how do u know it would be smooth

[unreal sluice]

Well maybe

[brittle knoll]

Heard it's pretty bumpy

[unreal sluice]

No sphere created by man is perfectly smooth. Earth would be the closest thing to that

[brittle knoll]

🦕

What about by women

🐓 🐓 🐓

[hexed meadow]

The fact that people goes to doctors is mostly cuz of the equipment iq

[unreal sluice]

The distance between the lowest and highest point on earth is like 17km. Almost 0.1% of earths diameter

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[unreal sluice]

With this measurements

[polar ice]

Sup y’all

[unreal sluice]

It’s much smoother than any sphere creates by man