💬│english-chat

[gilded elbow]

Whats ur rank

A year ago

[paper tangle]

unranked

My highest was The Legend on S3

And that was a few years ago

Now I’m just a bot

[gilded elbow]

I mean u can play 5 defuse games and get warmed up

[paper tangle]

That’s not gonna help at all

If anything that’s just gonna make me feel a lot more worse

I’m more used to mouse and keyboard than mobile

[loud lichen]

Someone competitive?

[foggy swift]

who wants to play prank 2 on 2

[keen grail]

i have a ques for all ppl

What are black pregnant women called?

[west gyro]

Why is the ranking system so bad

[rich crow]

Pls who want 1v1 me pls

[unreal sluice]

Bruh

Play 10

[paper tangle]

No

I’d die

[rich crow]

😭😭

Do you have gold

??

Hi

[coarse cedar]

I don't know why my phone has 90hz but in standoff even if I set 90 fps they don't increase from 60, does anyone know how to solve it?

[tawdry herald]

damn

huh

[rich crow]

Yes me too

Who want 1v1 me pls

[rich crow]

With what weapons?

Awm?

Awm

Ok

Yes

46868565

Oki thx

YO

yo

how do i download stand off on pc

[tall shore]

Just slept 4 hours and I'm still awake at 3 am, played like a toddler lmao, didn't give a first good impression for Nasa

[paper tangle]

Biggest of rips

[tall shore]

I literally didn't do anything in most rounds, was throwing off route my smoke

And bad reaction time

[coarse cedar]

no one knows anything?

[neat oar]

hro

i have a question why cant i change my pfp ?

[rich crow]

how do i download standoff on pc

[keen grail]

#faq

[viscid rivet]

💀

[rich crow]

What?

But I didn't get banned

[sonic fractal]

Guys

[rich crow]

If u text word word I won't if j wrote it all once I will get banned

[sonic fractal]

Anyone knows about when the prices are low and when higher

[rich crow]

U don't get ut

[rich crow]

In market

Me

[sonic fractal]

Yeah

I'm 80 g short to buy a knife so I think I should just wait

[rich crow]

Bro u got this I saved for 3 month gold them bought a golden butterfly then sold it then got sammed

[rich crow]

But keep doing whatever u doing

[sonic fractal]

In 3 months?

[rich crow]

Yah

[sonic fractal]

I am playing since 2019 and haven't got a knife yet

lol

[rich crow]

Lol 💀

[sonic fractal]

Hurts

[cold meteor]

Hello, can you tell me how long it takes to get the betalpass? Approximate

[sonic fractal]

4 weeks

💀

[odd phoenix]

day 2 of trying to onetap with ak (still cant)

i can't show my skills

i have plans that I can't share rn

they be watching

[junior nymph]

We have some new codes?

[odd phoenix]

codes?

[verbal imp]

No.

[odd phoenix]

what do codes do

[junior nymph]

:/

[odd phoenix]

sorry im new

how does that work

oh discounts

i see

[rich crow]

new promocodes?

[teal dome]

unfortunately, no.

[rich crow]

Ok

[sour schooner]

Hm

Grinding my way to the Veteran medalssss

[verbal imp]

It ain't worth it

Especially for the new medal

[sour schooner]

I know

But idc

Idk what to do

[verbal imp]

🤷‍♂️

[primal rain]

Did you grinded 2023 to full btw

[verbal imp]

I've grinded 2021 2022 and 2023

[primal rain]

⚔️⚔️⚔️

[verbal imp]

And out of the 3

[rich crow]

I like when everyone is sending me friend request beacuse im too good for my lobbyes

[verbal imp]

2023 diamond was the worst

[primal rain]

1999 diamond best

[verbal imp]

1 it was more time consuming

2 it's eh

[verbal imp]

Truly

[paper tangle]

Real

@bronze grove kebab

[torpid shard]

When does season end

[teal dome]

when the next season begins (there is no specific date)

[primal rain]

When it ends?
When another one begins

[torpid shard]

💀

Sherlock

[teal dome]

I said there is no specific date.

[paper tangle]

[torpid shard]

Am estimate

[fresh quest]

[torpid shard]

An*

[stray violet]

Wrong reply minion man

[primal rain]

I wasn't talking to you neither but ok

[primal rain]

Yeah

🦕🦕

[bronze grove]

haii fan

[teal dome]

👋

[bronze grove]

Heeeey)

[paper tangle]

KEBAB when

[bronze grove]

right now? 🌚

[paper tangle]

yes

[bronze grove]

but you will pay them

😄

[paper tangle]

[bronze grove]

[primal rain]

#1164475384906121257 message

[sick cave]

Nice kebab

[paper tangle]

he betrayed me

[primal rain]

Thanks

[sick cave]

🤫🧏

[paper tangle]

dont

[primal rain]

Do

[scarlet harness]

Get a gold plid

[paper tangle]

what

[unreal sluice]

New solo levelling ep was peak

[timid robin]

What happened to the original standoff

[rich crow]

Sup the bot didn't answer my Question (The bot misunderstood my Question, he answered incorrectly ) Can I dm? For the question

[supple hawk]

Som1 allies? Atleast s3

[rich crow]

The manhwa is 🔥

[paper tangle]

why not ask here?

[primal rain]

So others can help too

🦕🦕

[rich crow]

You answered my question, thank you

[primal rain]

I don't remember but okay

[granite moth]

Thanks for reminding me it comes out today

W anime

[paper tangle]

what

[unreal sluice]

Fr

[frosty drift]

When will there be price drop

[unreal sluice]

I’ve not read it

I’m an anime only haha

[rich crow]

how do u download stand off on pc bruh

[unreal sluice]

Gonna play some comp now

[little anvil]

Blue stacks

[unreal sluice]

Gonna be a bot haha

[little anvil]

5

Any good players who are above phoenix wanna 2v2 with me?

[rich crow]

do u move with ur keyboard and mouse

[little anvil]

Yes

[rich crow]

do u shoot with ur mouse

[paper tangle]

yes

that should be kinda obv

[frank beacon]

Add me for competitive #104554558

[rich crow]

no cus last time i played bluestacks i had to move my mouse to the button

[frank beacon]

I'm actually bronze rn so don't worry about playing against good players

[frosty drift]

You eu ?

[frank beacon]

NA

Easy

East

[little anvil]

Yes obvi

[little anvil]

K u better be good

I just opened a mythic

[brittle knoll]

Nice integer value

[digital jolt]

Hi

[bronze grove]

#1044085342308941944

[brittle knoll]

🐖🐇

I think

Pink ping

🐔 🦕

[rich crow]

Hi

How play 1v1 for gold

[outer valley]

[zinc fog]

Do u love shoujo manga too

[rich crow]

Yeah

[zinc fog]

Me toooo

🌹

[lost cobalt]

hello

[rich crow]

Time to make ppl rage on stand off

cus i play cs2

[brittle knoll]

🐓 🐓

[outer valley]

u could say " cuz im gonna cheat"

thats the real rage

[paper tangle]

thats real

[outer valley]

[blissful sequoia]

Anyone wanna play

Gold lobby

[rich crow]

Nice xdddd

[unreal sluice]

What is shoujo manga?

[rich crow]

Genre

Shoujo

[unreal sluice]

But like what is the genre about?

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[split void]

when will new season

come?

[brittle knoll]

When update?

Standoff 3 when?

Standoff 4?

Pls tell when standoff 5

🐓

[topaz moth]

2093

[raven vector]

Oopsy I broke my wrist today

Very nice very painful

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🐔 🐔

[unkempt karma]

add gold rank 205622233

[rich crow]

Like Romance

[sonic bronze]

#1044085342308941944

[unreal sluice]

Oh ok

Would my dress up darling be shoujo?

[cedar relic]

hi

[unkempt karma]

yo bro

[narrow briar]

Arena breakout is such an unbalanced game and i love it

[brittle knoll]

🦕

📝

[exotic igloo]

Xd its so fun to destroy every single match when playing on pc

[bronze grove]

check #1044085342308941944

[raw smelt]

143704875 add me for gold rank

allies

😁

[brittle knoll]

Maaaaan

I am craving whey so bad rn

[raw smelt]

whey protein???

[brittle knoll]

Yeee

[raw smelt]

bro thats such a unusual ceaving😭

[brittle knoll]

I ran out like a month ago and didn't restock

[raw smelt]

damnnnnn

[brittle knoll]

If you tasted milk powder before that's the exact taste

It tastes the same

[raw smelt]

ive had whey protein

but

the real question is what flavor do u get?

[brittle knoll]

It's the taste so yea probably not actually craving the right thing

[brittle knoll]

Unflavored

Ofc

[raw smelt]

•_•

[brittle knoll]

But tastes like milk powder as I said

[raw smelt]

no… not the unflavored

[brittle knoll]

Which is slightly sweet

[raw smelt]

bro do you have taste buds anymore?😭😭😭

[brittle knoll]

Bro did u taste milk powder before

It's not like actual dust

🐡

[raw smelt]

yeahhhh but unflavored????

[unreal sluice]

Yo

[raw smelt]

yo

[brittle knoll]

Point is it's not tasteless

[raw smelt]

the flavor is UNFLAVORED

[unreal sluice]

Milk powder sounds like smth scary

[brittle knoll]

They just don't add sugar and sweeteners ig

[brittle knoll]

Baby formula:

[raw smelt]

😭😭😭😭

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[blissful sequoia]

Flavored milk powder is nice

[raw smelt]

tbh bro you is hella strong

[unreal sluice]

[raw smelt]

unflavored crazy

[brittle knoll]

It's not unflavored milk powder I talked about

[unreal sluice]

Raw onions are nice

[brittle knoll]

Bro chill

🐓

[raw smelt]

vanilla is disgusting to me

doesnt go well with almond

[blissful sequoia]

Unflavored tastes like dust and termites

[unreal sluice]

Vanilla is so nice

[raw smelt]

i am u just wild for unflavored

[brittle knoll]

The unflavored whey I ate tasted like regular milk powder which has sugar and other poop

[blissful sequoia]

Nahhh when I’m chomping to make food MY EYESSSSD BURNNNNN

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[unreal sluice]

I hate strawberries haha and strawberry flavoured things

[raw smelt]

do you use regular milk or almond milk?

[unreal sluice]

Regular

[blissful sequoia]

Regular

[raw smelt]

almond milk goes bad with vanilla

[brittle knoll]

Sorry for not getting the 10g protein per 100g snack bars instead

[warped harness]

Who want boost?

[unreal sluice]

I rub the onions on my eyes

[brittle knoll]

☹️

[raw smelt]

nooo im not saying its bad

[blissful sequoia]

🙉🙉

[raw smelt]

its good ofc

[unreal sluice]

Just get a pack of ham trimmings and eat it

[brittle knoll]

Almond milk is a scam

🐓

[blissful sequoia]

Almond milk tastes like sadness

[brittle knoll]

Anything coming from nuts or seeds are scams

[unreal sluice]

200 calories for 200g and u get 50g of protein

[raw smelt]

😭dont diss the almond milk

[brittle knoll]

I wanna get some steak

[blissful sequoia]

No wonder it’s brown (joke)

[brittle knoll]

But the prices...

🐤

[blissful sequoia]

I just had one

For dinner

[unreal sluice]

Some steak has so much calories

[blissful sequoia]

Idc about that lol

[brittle knoll]

I would be paranoid about the source

[blissful sequoia]

Emmmm

Nah

Idc that much

[raw smelt]

damn bro

steak good tho

[unreal sluice]

Why?

[raw smelt]

bison steak is hella good

[brittle knoll]

Only if you fry it in stupid seed dumb seed oils stupid goofy dumb seed oils then it's bad

[blissful sequoia]

Bro I had ribeye

[brittle knoll]

😡

[unreal sluice]

Idk what is seed oils

[raw smelt]

mmmm ribs is tasty rn

[brittle knoll]

Sunflower oil, canola oil, "vegetable oil"

[unreal sluice]

Oh ok

[brittle knoll]

Full caps not allowed

🦕

[raw smelt]

pork ribs tho… 🫴🏼😍

[blissful sequoia]

[unreal sluice]

Gammon is so nice

[raw smelt]

bro im hungry now

[brittle knoll]

You can actually hypothetically overeat steak and not get fat

[blissful sequoia]

Hehe depends how you make it I make them like Korean chicken lol

[brittle knoll]

(unless it's from grain fed cows)

((even the grains fatten them))

[raw smelt]

OH YEAH

[brittle knoll]

((i mean even the cows get fat from the grains))

[raw smelt]

we have a small farm

they are grain and grass fed

[blissful sequoia]

Tasty fatty meaty steak love those 🥩

[brittle knoll]

(((the omega 6 resulted from that, causes inflammation and also accumulates in the meat)))

[raw smelt]

neuter the bulls so they taste better

[brittle knoll]

Your arteries and cells don't

[blissful sequoia]

But I do

[brittle knoll]

Combined with seed oils that's how you get "bad" ldl

[raw smelt]

but bulls dont really tatse as good so we just use em for breeding

[brittle knoll]

Through lipid peroxidation

[unreal sluice]

I just don’t eat

[brittle knoll]

Good

[unreal sluice]

No eat = no calories = no fat

[brittle knoll]

Water fasting is good

[raw smelt]

bro what are these big words😭

[brittle knoll]

I am also better off not eating

[raw smelt]

what is peroxidation

[unreal sluice]

Bro is just copy pasting

[blissful sequoia]

To zni Jak anorexie mentalni

[brittle knoll]

Oxidation of the fat cells

And the cells that transport the fat

Which is cholesterol

[blissful sequoia]

Same happens with lettucenot lettuce califlour

[brittle knoll]

What

[raw smelt]

bro why do these word exsist😭😭

[brittle knoll]

🦕

They exist as a consequence of modern industries

[blissful sequoia]

Cuz why not

[brittle knoll]

🐢

[blissful sequoia]

🙉

[unreal sluice]

Dw

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[open mirage]

How do I report offensive players?

[brittle knoll]

It's only bad to do prolonged fasts if you don't supplement vitamins and minerals

[open mirage]

[blissful sequoia]

What do you mean by offensive

[brittle knoll]

🐡

Global offensive

[blissful sequoia]

Blud

[sonic bronze]

Standoff 2 Global offensive

[blissful sequoia]

Yes yes

[open mirage]

two players swearing a lot at my team and talking about our mothers, things like that

[outer valley]

xD

[brittle knoll]

Help.standoff2.com/en

[open mirage]

:/

[blissful sequoia]

I can’t post it idk why

[sonic bronze]

@open mirage

[brittle knoll]

Provide evidence there

[open mirage]

tks

[brittle knoll]

I was craving whey because I found an older photo of the 2kg jar I had

🐓

[sonic bronze]

Wow

[blissful sequoia]

lol

[brittle knoll]

And also have been watching youtube shorts

And was getting occasional food shorts

[raw smelt]

👁️👁️ the fog is coming

[blissful sequoia]

Damn

[brittle knoll]

Now it's going away

[sonic bronze]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

🐓
🛹

[raw smelt]

😂

[brittle knoll]

🦉

Wake up

Wake up

[sonic bronze]

Wake up

[raw smelt]

the fog is coming

[brittle knoll]

Run run run

[raw smelt]

the fog is coming

[brittle knoll]

🦉

[raw smelt]

the fog is coming

the fog is coming

the fog is coming

[sonic bronze]

the fog is coming

[raw smelt]

the fog is coming

the fog is coming

the fog is coming

the fog is coming

[sonic bronze]

Stop Man

[raw smelt]

😂

[brittle knoll]

Nice spam

[sonic bronze]

You are getting muted

[raw smelt]

mb mb

[sonic bronze]

Fr

[raw smelt]

thats not as good

[brittle knoll]

🦤

[raw smelt]

theres some dumb app that makes it better ig

eh whatever

ima hop on

[rare fern]

beluga

[brittle knoll]

🚉🐓

Hop on the train

It just arrived

[sonic bronze]

k

[brittle knoll]

🚝🐓

🚝:popodak_feast1:

Helmet

[sonic bronze]

Discord is not working

real

[calm iris]

yes it is

[unreal sluice]

I’m back

I was getting ready for bed

[calm iris]

JOIN VC @everyone

[brittle knoll]

As I wrote the word helmet I remembered about a dish named "halva"

Which is made with peanut butter and sugar I think

[sonic bronze]

Nice

[brittle knoll]

I am so hungry

🦕

[unreal sluice]

Sugar bad

[brittle knoll]

Ik

[sour star]

[unreal sluice]

Calories bad

No calories is good

[brittle knoll]

But I am definitely craving sweet things rn

[brittle knoll]

Actually depends on the source

Eating fat is the most optimal way of getting calories

Fat can be broken down into ketones which feed the body the most efficient way possible

Without "burning" it

And generating carbon dioxide

You can become a professional marathon runner through a pure keto diet (but takes a long time to adjust to it)

[blissful sequoia]

Literally carbonhydrates but different

[brittle knoll]

Not literally carbohydrates

[blissful sequoia]

Almost

[brittle knoll]

Figuratively if you will

🐔

[blissful sequoia]

🐻

[brittle knoll]

Nice pig

[blissful sequoia]

Nice cat

[unreal sluice]

I wanna become a professional skinny

[brittle knoll]

Not even close, it doesn't require insulin

To give energy

[supple palm]

🐔

[blissful sequoia]

It’s just for sugars

[brittle knoll]

Insulin is overrated and a consequence of modern society

And I'm not joking

[paper tangle]

The fog is coming into my basement

[brittle knoll]

Close the door

🦕

[paper tangle]

I’m too far

[blissful sequoia]

[brittle knoll]

Close the windows and entrance door then

[paper tangle]

Insulin is overrated

[brittle knoll]

Nice mocking

🐇

[unreal sluice]

@brittle knoll studied biology ik it

[paper tangle]

working out is better

(Imo)

[brittle knoll]

Working out is a form of exercise and exercise is good for reducing inflammation

And consequently stress

Building muscle is also good for increasing your basal metabolic rate

Thus enabling you to burn more calories

This is the most basic thing I found out at first and it alone helped me to lose weight

[brittle knoll]

Only what I wanted to know

🐓

[blissful sequoia]

Ig exercise burns calories

[brittle knoll]

Not necessarily

[sonic bronze]

the fog is coming

the fog is coming

the fog is coming

[blissful sequoia]

K

[brittle knoll]

I think it's a correlation between the healing processes for the micro injuries

And movement itself

And the yea

Burning calories

[blissful sequoia]

I mean depends on what exercises

[brittle knoll]

Intense exercise > intense micro injuries > intense repairing which uses a lot of energy > more tissue > more energy needed to be alive

🦕

[blissful sequoia]

Ig so

[brittle knoll]

You are also using oxygen during exercise

[blissful sequoia]

Depends if your eating less and exercising and eating more while exercising

[brittle knoll]

Unless it's strenuous enough that the cells starts breaking down like

[blissful sequoia]

But that happens only if your exercising to much

[brittle knoll]

I had to do a search

[blissful sequoia]

[brittle knoll]

So there are two forms of exercise, aerobic "with air" and anaerobic "without air"

Aerobic is the regular light exercise where you don't run out of breath

Anaerobic is more intense exercise, enough that the body can't get enough oxygen to produce energy

That's when it's able to do two things

[blissful sequoia]

Mhmmm

[brittle knoll]

Either glycosis, generating atp from stored glucose in the liver or muscles

Or the underrated: ketosis

Which uses ketones from stored fat cells

[blissful sequoia]

From enzymes right?

[brittle knoll]

Ketosis is way harder to do, because you need to reduce your insulin levels as much as possible to adapt to using fat

[brittle knoll]

Glucose

[blissful sequoia]

Not ketosis

Glycosis

[blissful sequoia]

That’s in ketosis

[brittle knoll]

The hell

[blissful sequoia]

Wait that’s blood sugar

I’m mixed up

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🐡

Fat doesn't even raise blood sugar

Imagine the potential in diabetics

But diabetics end up like that because they're the most optimal followers of the traditional medical system

And of industries

[blissful sequoia]

Ketosis happens when you start burning fat for energy instead of blood sugar and glucosis right?

[brittle knoll]

We've been having literal food industries tell us what to eat

And disguised the advice as medical

[brittle knoll]

Yea

[blissful sequoia]

3bugs in peanut butter

[brittle knoll]

That can only happen by first depleting reserves of glucose

[blissful sequoia]

Ik

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕 🦕

Whatt

[blissful sequoia]

Lol

Idk why it’s alowed

But it is

[brittle knoll]

They do what

3bugs what

[blissful sequoia]

But bugs in peanut butter

It’s legal

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🐔

In the us or?

[blissful sequoia]

I think so

[brittle knoll]

Damn

[blissful sequoia]

Amerakaaaaa

[brittle knoll]

Here in eu we have a lot of regulations

BUT

There are also imports

Like

[blissful sequoia]

💰

[brittle knoll]

I remember back in the day my parents, especially my grandma would tell me like

"you have to wash the unpeeled fruit before you open it up and eat it"

Basically

[blissful sequoia]

AHAHA

[brittle knoll]

And only NOW I came to understand what it was about

Because those were imported fruits

[blissful sequoia]

almost every fruit is from Asia

Imported

I don’t mean apples

[brittle knoll]

And outside of the EU, many harmful pesticides are allowed, as well as genetically modifying the fruits to resist them (so they can be produced more cheaply)

That's the purpose of GMO other than resisting storage

[blissful sequoia]

💰

[brittle knoll]

And the peels obviously can absorb these pesticides

Idk about the whole fruit

[blissful sequoia]

I remember

[brittle knoll]

Might as well...

[hexed igloo]

even tho most fruits came from asia, they're still hella expensive if it's not the season

[blissful sequoia]

Almost every time from Japan

[brittle knoll]

Some regions are better for producing certain fruits

Or vegetables

Or grains

Like how rice, corn and wheat works

[hexed igloo]

it is

and they also have Season for different fruits

[brittle knoll]

Corn is better produced in some parts of Africa

[blissful sequoia]

Weather

[brittle knoll]

And rice better in parts of asia

[onyx solar]

Guys

[brittle knoll]

But then

[onyx solar]

can someone sent a message in dm?

[brittle knoll]

You have all kinds of fruits that can come from anywhere

And the only difference could be the agricultural process

[blissful sequoia]

Yes yes

[onyx solar]

.

[brittle knoll]

🐔

Nice pig

[blissful sequoia]

Why?

[hexed igloo]

if im not wrong they don't have the best land to farm these kinds of things

[brittle knoll]

If they come from China... Then I could have a word or two about that

🐓

[blissful sequoia]

That take care of the fruits better like soil and stuff

[brittle knoll]

(and perhaps some other asian countries too)

[brittle knoll]

The problem with that is, you don't know what regulations take place during the process, if you're an outsider

[blissful sequoia]

I’m Asian

[hexed igloo]

I don't know anything about special treatment like that, i live in tropical country

[brittle knoll]

What applies in eu couldn't apply to asia or us

[hexed igloo]

true

[brittle knoll]

If a fruit or vegetable (kinda more like fruits(tomatoes included 🐓)) looks really nice and shiny

Then it's bad

Genetically modified, which is always a no no, manufactured to resist pesticides

And ofc storage

Like that's kinda

Is that lowkey engineering plants to have the c word?

🦕

[hexed igloo]

what's the c word

[brittle knoll]

The can word

[blissful sequoia]

Japan grows a lot of genetically modified fruits so it’s sweeter and stuff

[hexed igloo]

what

[blissful sequoia]

They have strawberries that grow once per 3 months or so

[brittle knoll]

Yea I've definitely seen like huge fruits and vegetables at some point

[blissful sequoia]

But taste sweeter are juicier

[brittle knoll]

But tbh nutrition isn't put into question is it

[warped harness]

Who play Allies one good

[brittle knoll]

Because if they grow so fast so quickly, do they have time to absorb nutrients from the ground and sunlight?

[blissful sequoia]

Probably yes

[brittle knoll]

Tomatoes are a good example

[warped harness]

Can I change my standoff 2 status?

[blissful sequoia]

It’s the opposite they grow slower

[brittle knoll]

If they grow too fast they will end up not developing enough savory

[brittle knoll]

There are also fast grown crops

average import moment

[hexed igloo]

like grown weed

[brittle knoll]

🦙

🦕

[blissful sequoia]

That’s the more fruits the more money companies

[gilded flower]

dinner at 12am

[hexed igloo]

get yourself a garden and start farming

[brittle knoll]

At this point, for me, the evidence that eggs can also be faked to appear healthy and delicious is enough

I mean maybe not delicious

[blissful sequoia]

Damn

[brittle knoll]

Just to appear brightly colored

🐓

It's enough for me to say that other things like veggies and fruits can also be altered to appear brighter or healthier

[hexed igloo]

i mean they've been over-breeding animals to make them "cute" in the past 50's and make their immune system weaker

[brittle knoll]

But deep inside having toxins

[brittle knoll]

Like pugs that also have trouble breathing

🐡

[hexed igloo]

yeah

most dogs breed aren't even natural

they're forced

[brittle knoll]

Dogs are also inherently like

Wrong

Wolves with autism

🐔

[hexed igloo]

[paper tangle]

Real

[brittle knoll]

Because humans selected the ones that appeared friendly to them

Which were actually just mentally impaired

You can look that one upp

🦕

[paper tangle]

I ate a pear

[hexed igloo]

i mean, if i were to encounter a Dragon that kills my colleagues i would run, not befriend it

[brittle knoll]

Williams-beuren syndrome

[paper tangle]

I would steal the eggs

[hexed igloo]

this is not how to train your dragons

[brittle knoll]

Some wolves would just be born "friendly"

That's how it worked

It's like when you're born with likeee

[hexed igloo]

if they are taught that way, they will be that way

[brittle knoll]

Down

[hexed igloo]

if not then they will live out of instinct

[brittle knoll]

Teachings are not hereditary

🐔

[hexed igloo]

i mean, if you teach a wolf to come to your house because that's the only source of food, then they will never learn how to hunt for theirselves no?

[raw latch]

Dude if you fall into a tub of mayonnaise how much mayonnaise did you fall into

[brittle knoll]

If a modern child grows up in a forest 24/7 raised by Neanderthals, he might as well act like a Neanderthal and george king of the jungle is accurate

[brittle knoll]

Yes but they can still be aggressive and bite you if you make the wrong move

Unlike a dog that will be like

😄😇All the time

[gilded flower]

straight up 80L

[brittle knoll]

How do you fall into it?

[raw latch]

Good to know and hypothetically speaking what if I had friend in there too

[brittle knoll]

In where?

[outer valley]

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[hexed igloo]

i mean if they are not exposed to threats for over 100 bloodlines they will mostly adapt to the fact that they dont need to show dominance over one another

[brittle knoll]

That works by natural selection not gene changes

[gilded flower]

can you give more details on the friend

[hexed igloo]

i never said genes

[brittle knoll]

Adapting implies genetic changes

Unless you're talking about a dog that can live for 100 generations

🐇

[raw latch]

Small skinny kid

[brittle knoll]

It's like

[hexed igloo]

teach a man how to fish

[brittle knoll]

You see dogs that act aggressively for no reason

Then one is friendly

[hexed igloo]

that's so cute

[gilded flower]

okay so i would say 120L but i don’t know why i’d befriend a small skinny kid

but it would be more wide than high

i think we’d be in it like

[brittle knoll]

You keep the dog, the others are left to hunt or die out of starvation because now there's a huge human society all over the world that took over all the wilderness

[gilded flower]

up to our knees

or so

[brittle knoll]

The dog benefits this now current state of the world with humans that feed it

[gilded flower]

actually maybe even our crotch

120L is quite a lot

[hexed igloo]

try getting stuffed with meat 24/7

[brittle knoll]

The true nature

[brittle knoll]

They are lucky

I would kill to eat meat 24/7

(literally hunt realll)

[gilded flower]

oh man

[brittle knoll]

Meat is the best source of nutrients

[gilded flower]

i don’t have to imagine

[brittle knoll]

And many dogs also do a lot of exercise technically

[hexed igloo]

what

[brittle knoll]

I'd argue only dogs that eat "dog food" get fat

🦕

[hexed igloo]

try it then

prove it

[brittle knoll]

Just look at the ingredients

[hexed igloo]

i dont wanna hear it

[brittle knoll]

And tell me where is the meat in that

[brittle knoll]

☹️

[brittle knoll]

Their exercise can easily compensate negative effects

Because oxygen good

☝️:blowfish_front:

I'm so bored, might as well shoot up a cup of coffee rn at 1:50 am and play some cs

(in another dimension it would be standoff)

((arguably while eating mustard))

[brittle knoll]

The k2 supplements ruin my sleep

Because they contain maltodextrin

🦙

[mental roost]

Hi guys,does anyone know when the next season/update is coming?

[gilded flower]

in the next update

[mental roost]

Very helpful

[gilded flower]

thanks

[compact flower]

Im back

Lol

I get bad for a n

Word

Sorry admins

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[gilded flower]

i apolognize for the misorderly misdoncut

[paper tangle]

not real

[gritty sun]

hi

[brittle knoll]

Your ping is running

[fossil pagoda]

Can someone decide for me tanto year of the tiger or tanto restless or fang flare

[brittle knoll]

I would go for a jar of peanut butter

🥜🐓

[fossil pagoda]

Lol 🤣

[last owl]

Don’t buy a tanto

For personal opinion

[hushed jetty]

tanto is butter knife

[last owl]

Jkommando is cool

[hushed jetty]

it is

swirly pillar

[last owl]

I’m the only one that don’t like karambit?

[paper tangle]

idk

[fresh quest]

its better than jkommando

[outer valley]

yes

[sour star]

i dont rlly like kara aswell

its not bad

but its not rlly good either

[hushed jetty]

wish i was in a higher rank few teammates selling grr

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

It's crazy how we have to rely on software that's also online to type things on phone

🦕 🦕

Woww it just hit me

All my typing data could've been secretly driving all these ads

That seemed suspiciously connected to what I am thinking at the time

🤯

(could be a microphone combo too)

((and of course google and youtube being connected))

[ruby pivot]

Why the promocode exist in standoff2 and they don’t have a promocode or they have but idk how to find promocode🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[paper tangle]

Well they do it’s just that they come from a event such as the New Years event that just happened or a Sponsored Tournament like CyberSport livestreams, or big Russian Ytubers that give away promocodes which they are affiliated with Axlebolt

and for iOS they just go to the store.standoff2.com

If they managed to get one as mentioned from one of those examples

[verbal imp]

I'm going for diamond in codm

and I swear its the hardest thing in the world

[sour schooner]

Hm

[verbal imp]

just as brain numbing as grinding medals in so2

[sour schooner]

At least the diamond camos are more rewarding

[tough meadow]

I was legendary for 3 seasons straight in codm. I was terrible

[verbal imp]

It is

But it's really annoying to complete

[sour schooner]

Coughs in 10 Legends in a row

[verbal imp]

Couldn't be me

never cared to grind higher than master

or I did but never tried

[sour schooner]

Grinding ranks in codm is easier

[verbal imp]

I know it's easier

[sour schooner]

You can go solo and still winning despite losing on the match

Unlike Standoff 2

[verbal imp]

I just get bored of grinding after awhile

[sour schooner]

You won, but you get so little MMR because your opponents' ranks are far below

[sour schooner]

Yeah, i feel you

I've quitted a long time ago

Cuz its getting boring

Too many sweats

[verbal imp]

I've only started playing cuz causal is chalked in so2

and I couldn't be bothered to try in a tdm match

[sour schooner]

xD

[verbal imp]

Part of my reason why grinding for diamond is kinda hard

its not like I'm bad but like dam

[sour schooner]

I dont like grinding for Diamond camo

Its rather pointless

[verbal imp]

I just need 1

for my ak

literally it

[sour schooner]

Nah, you need to finish for the whole guns to get diamond camo

You'll only get gold camo for grinding one gun

[verbal imp]

it took me 2 years just to get 62\150 (at the time I didn't know the strat to unlocking diamond)

[sour schooner]

But tbh gold camo is decent

[verbal imp]

[sour schooner]

Im serious

[verbal imp]

I have a few guns gold

I'm only grinding those

[sour schooner]

You'll have to Grind LITERALLY every Guns, Even the Melees aswell

[verbal imp]

3 out of however many I have gold

[sour schooner]

So yeah, grinding for camo from 0 on today's codm is a huge pain

[verbal imp]

Actually

maybe if they first added it

Definitely not now

[sour schooner]

Arena Breakout is the game I'd play for a long term after codm

[verbal imp]

Played it
It's good but it isn't for me

[sour schooner]

I see

I've been enjoying that kind of game

Especially since its just like Escape from Tarkov

But a bit simpler, yet still compact

Probably 2 weeks from today or 2 days ago

[paper tangle]

1-3 weeks

[sour schooner]

Its a normal Amount of time

Been like that for years

[paper tangle]

Used be months at a time

[sour schooner]

Then you're trippin'

[outer valley]

source: my head

[paper tangle]

wth do you mean 3 to 4 days

it’s never been like that

[sour schooner]

Source : trust me bro

[paper tangle]

how long exactly

[sour schooner]

Lol

[paper tangle]

He’s tripping

[sour schooner]

Yeah

Definitely

[paper tangle]

what kind of drug did he take to make such a statement

[proper gyro]

source: up my bumm

[sour schooner]

My guy, I've played this Game since even before the Competitive Collection

[paper tangle]

He got muted

he literally got muted

[sour schooner]

Pffft

L

[paper tangle]

I’m dying

someone help

[sour schooner]

Kids be Making up their own source from their buttcheeks

[proper gyro]

also my guy, I've been in this game before the market was introduced

remember? when we had no other way to get gold?

[paper tangle]

counter argument

I frew up the bed

[verbal imp]

I could probably enjoy it more if my phone actually runs it well

[paper tangle]

[sour schooner]

Back when Origin Case was the only first Case for sale

[proper gyro]

naw origin was not it

first collection to exist was assistance

Knife | Blue Blood

[paper tangle]

uhhh

I like medals

[sour schooner]

Aint Origin was already been added Once Assistance are added?

Thought Assistance was a bit later after

[verbal imp]

I like skin

[sour schooner]

Ah Now i see

[paper tangle]

I think it was Assistance first then Origin case

[verbal imp]

since i no good shooter man

[paper tangle]

Something like that cuz I forgot

[paper tangle]

Me too

[sour schooner]

Man, I was still a Teen and i remember I was wanting to buy the whole assistance Collection for the Knife

[paper tangle]

Same

[sour schooner]

But no money, Blue Blood is expensive af

[paper tangle]

I was broke back then

Blue Blood was at least cheaper back then than now

[sour schooner]

I mean, not a lot of people had it

[paper tangle]

English not very good

[verbal imp]

Imma go now

[paper tangle]

Have good night

[sour schooner]

And many of them now would rather keep it

[paper tangle]

probably

[sour schooner]

Cuz the skin is too good

[paper tangle]

I like the way it shines

but I’m broke as hell

[proper gyro]

nop, assistance > origin

[verbal imp]

Not gonna sleep yet

Just need to do something

[paper tangle]

play games

or watch Mashle

[sour schooner]

Im gonna take a showee

[paper tangle]

Episode 5 is out

[sour schooner]

Gonna go out today

[paper tangle]

nice

[sour star]

3:35am 🤙

[paper tangle]

Have a nice day man

[sour star]

gotta stay awake as long as possible

[proper gyro]

bling bang bang born

[paper tangle]

Have fun

[sour star]

so i can sleep over 10am

[paper tangle]

the song is too catchy

[lost inlet]

Yes bró 🤙🏾

[sour star]

the chat rn shows how active and how many NA so2 players there are

(basically none)

[lost inlet]

No spek

Brasil

[sour star]

2 years ago NA was still alr

now its dead

completely

thats illegal

u r not allowed to sell accs

[harsh tusk]

Are you allowed to trade acc? Acual question

[sour star]

nope

your acc is ura

cannot be traded shared nor sold

[harsh tusk]

Ahh okay thank you

[sour star]

np

[cedar tangle]

Bro is global👏 of japan?

[harsh tusk]

No selling allowed

[harsh tusk]

@nimble topaz read

What is tue easiest way to make silver in so2

[nimble topaz]

Be good at the game

[sour schooner]

Too bad im an SG player

[cedar tangle]

X1 terrible ryi?

[sour star]

shotgun?

[sour schooner]

Singapore xD

[harsh tusk]

X1 what's that

[sour star]

oh

[cedar tangle]

1 vs 1

[harsh tusk]

You would destroy me I just got back to s02 i few days ago haha

A*

[robust imp]

Who wants to see my standoff 2 skills

[outer valley]

him

[harsh tusk]

Sure I'll look

[vivid forge]

So2 ranked?

[robust imp]

K no i hate that not ranked pls

In ranked when ever i join a ranked game there will be a hacker so the results canceld

[vivid forge]

Ok

[robust imp]

But allies no problem

In allies i was gold 4 and i lost some mattches and now im in silver 2

[sour schooner]

[digital jolt]

Yo

GM guyss

[sour schooner]

G'morning

[digital jolt]

How u doin

[sour schooner]

Doing fine

Dressing up to hangout with friends

Hbu?

[digital jolt]

Just woke up and now making breakfast

Wanna have some ?

[paper tangle]

[sour schooner]

I already had my breakfast xD

[digital jolt]

Good good 👍

[hexed gorge]

just ban all cheater fr

[outer valley]

yas

just ban me

[hexed gorge]

from elite i derank to phoenix

ranger*

[outer valley]

cuz ur good bro

[hexed gorge]

ye ye ye sure

[outer valley]

u lost all games?»

[hexed gorge]

i need only 50 mmr more for the legend

but so2 said no

u need derank

[sour schooner]

SO2 Competitive is painful

[hexed gorge]

+..

[outer valley]

[sour schooner]

Im no longer motivated for it

[sour schooner]

Its just too messy