#💬│english-chat
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good
:p
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i am so cold
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i am gonna end my breathing if they change the discord emoji
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🐔🩻
plot twist the blowfish dots you see are his nostrils closeup@primal rain
🐡🦕
:sp::sp:
nice noses
🏃♂️ 👃
imagine if those aren't actually his eyss
but nostrils
🦕
and he's a giant mouth
Nice shoonging
with notril
Pooop
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My country hot
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new version?
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0.27.2 update
Bro silver is easy you can rank up easily again
yeah
Whats new in update
idk my last game was in december 25th 2023
Looks like a bug update i dont know
Ok ty
silver is actually hard bcz of the braindead teammates
Ios got the update?
nice nickname
you get opponents who play like gold 3 and trash teammates
.
idk
no idea
Guys, I got banned for cheating after logging into the game on a jailbroken iPad
Can running standoff on a jailbroken device get me banned? 😭
Same as root bro
it says failed to conncet
update the game?
yeah
İf you can delete, delete it
rooted devices are ban reason
It dont ban accoubt
fr?
idk
Its said in announcement
But he cant play on his device
How to get cool knifesss
U cant get ban the account but u cant play with rooted device
How to get knifes?
Pay
Money bro
go kitchen
İf you find a new way say me
But the game rule state that having root access only block me from logging in on that device
Mine is an instant ban
😭
Say me too
@lavish fiber try with Another device
Ok
Whos aint rooted
😭
so you wont get unbanned
Welp
there is people bypassing it with illegal ways
dont do that
just play on different device
yeah
It is
Check my ID 99411520
Wdym
before they removed ban codes
root is a ban reason for device and account too
they were both getting banned
now things changed and kinda unclear about it
Oh
I guess I'll just remove jailbreak and create a new account then
wont remove your device ban tho
Update: It worked
pro
nice 02
Beer
Same
Is anyone having issues with the new update?
I can't join a match
It keeps saying error code - 1
so there is no way to contact tech support? imma try writing email ig
Idk
this sucks, i wanted to play after like 3 years and i had no idea they were perma baning root users
Same, I've been playing the game for like 4 years
welcome i guess, im new too
Lmao boomer
Does anybody have the same error as me?
It says you "Failed to connect, error code : -1"
Bro it doesn't make sense how Russians with 260+ ping can beat you
Like they teleport everywhere
They hit you when you are already behind a wall
I cant match the game,keep saying error
Feels like it is rigged for them to win somehow
Which is weird considering the high ping
Okay
same here 😭
what

Ok I found to fix it just changed the region
It doesn't work
My standoff 2 stucks on 100 percent on playstore bru
I changed region to Singapore
😭
i have the problem same as yours i deleted mine because its outdated
but now its stuck oj 100
:/
Finally it installed

@sour star @sour star @sour star @sour star @sour star @sour star
Nice anime pfp
Where are you from bro?
Philippines gang
I changed to Japan and it works for me I guess
Manila ig
Oh
But im really from philippines i can speak tagalog
I am from Scotland but I live in Bangladesh
All the way from North korea 🇰🇵
Did anyone bought the season pass and which knife did you get?
wth lol
ChatGPT is good for lonely people
🐮
does any 1 have problem with the matchmaking?
No???
What a st**** Question
Guys does anyone know when we'll the new update come
They fixing matchmaking problem or ignoring ?
Hi guys
probably march or april
Error to create a room anyone?
Yea
Thx man because to be honest the season is being boring know
it is in way , that you dont have something to grind for if you dont care about your rank
I don't really
but at least its not that long until the next update , like the items from the battle pass are going to be on the market in a few weeks probably and then we are gonna wait to see what update is gonna come next
i dont play rank anymore bro
Fax but it's hard to get gold I don't know how to trade

Idk i got it too
bruh
idk but i think its a least of codes and their meaning somewhere
Me too I asked because u look that u have good rank
we cant play
its about to know how to train
Down servers i guess?
yep
maybe they closed it on purpose or something , but dont worry if its something happening they will announce us
Man I will ask something there is a dude that tells me he will give me a knife a gold butterfly he tells me 800g I have 800 he told me give me I will send u is that a scam or should I do it
dont do it
Scam
Might be scam
Someone down for allies? EU
its not a good idea to trust everyone , especially if you dont know him
I am not a trading type of guy but don't trust him
@bronze grove you free vro ?
i'm down for comp if u want
Wich rank
you can buy anything for freee
I am saving 800 for to long so 🤷♂️ worth the shot but I asked him how u send it he said I will out it in market for 800
Nah maybe allies? I cant play with randoms without brain
ok dm me ur id
market
market
I know but what trade
ahh
Please dm me
Why does it always give an error when I enter the match?
buy guns in cheap and sell them
Ay weh talaga?
@rich crow which specific gun
Like the rares
nah
Guys now i can play
any
Ok i will try
Lol everyone does that it took me a 3 month work for 800g lol
Remember me?
Developer please fix SEA region server it's dog shi out here.
Look buy cheapest things then craf all sell and to it again it will take to much time
every region is
I know maybe u will not believe me but try
0.02 or 1
Other games I get 60-90 ms
In so2 I get 170+ (170-290)
But i think the European server isn't that bad as mines
I'm that anime guy
I know I know
Remember me now?
Suree
We should play on standoff
Nuh uh
Give me the pass too
lmao i get 15 ping on my server but people still teleport and it feels like 100+
Yeah it's really bad (iam waiting for Val mob tho it's gonna be mainly focused on SEA server at first 😋)
Ik it's nun of buisness but what kinda roleplay are you guys talking about 💀
Yes yes please
Bro making me wait for more than 5 minutes
Bro's doing a whole lot of typing fr
Guys how to fix loading screen not working
I feel like the thing he gonna say is menacing to this server tos
Delete game
Switch off your phone
And have some conversation about your life with your family
Ok I'll play c ops then
Even worse
did yall updated so2?
Did u try redownloading the game again
Random ash

Bro's been typing for a min noe
Hello

Ning here
Same
Baby don't hurt me

Stawpppp 😫
Will the pistol bureau in the game be banned from obtaining guns through game bugs?
Whether the game will be banned due to the use of game bugs to obtain firearms in the Pistol game
guys are common statistics like the stats of casual games like tdms?
Can anyone answer🫰
Idek wtf you are talking about tbh
my english is not good enough to process this 💀
Lol
watch your family dissapear by tommorow
half life rule in physics
When price going down on marketplace?
A game from 1997 still has a better AI than most of the modern games do

no im talking about an actual physics rule
named half life
Lol I see
wrong reaction
real
Hopppala on dms
Pero que si pero que no
Will the pistol bureau in the game be banned from obtaining guns through game bugs?
🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Hmmm
Nice espanol
where is the é and ñ

piranha acid tutorial
Naw I read it dw
i was focusing on reading the chat
and i accidently put my hand in frying oil
funny thing is i felt a bit hot but nothing happened to my hand
so i touched it again
and ive discovered my fingers are immune to boiling hot oil
What
54 sticker mean
anybody else’s game server crashing??
Always bro
Is usage of emulators now illegal?
Which server are you playing in
Legal
why can't I buy the battle pass from standoff2.store??????????
Its created for russians
ok
Its legal but u cant play with root emulator You can disable root
Hi guys
Oh, ok
Please subscribe to me on YouTube
Please subscribe to me on YouTube
Link in the profi
Link in the profi
Nah
wdym
so i cant buy the battle pass if im not russian?
No
just buy it from the ingame shop dude
or the buy thingy whatever
Will there be another daily mission or was this the last one?
Last one @placid smelt
@rich crow @rich crow @rich crow
hello !!! :WHEEE:
🫂
i won in a comp match 5-10 but is till lose mmr wtf
its not all about winning
lmao
if u have almost as much deaths as kills then you will lose mmr
what
im serious
i also saw that how much bullets u fire also counts in the mmr so idk
i think its because
my team has a phoenix and golds
but still
how tf did i lose mmr
idk
winning doesnt even matter no more
yo anyone wanna play rn
Nope
why not
nepal u?
India
nice same server then
What's your rank in allies
Ohkk
my actual rank is probably master or elite
Lol
yes true
Anyone who's above gold 2 in both comp and allies we invite you to the india's #2 clan
i dont play much ranked though
its full
No worries we will increase member count
are u the leader
No
Oii
Nice pig
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🐲
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hello
When update on iOS?
s
🐔🍗

Vegan chicken
Hi
@woven rain u lost mmr bc the other team was lower ranked and still got a lot of rounds

@vast escarp
welcome
people complain when ranking is unfair
they also complain when it's fair
Nobody knows, please check our annouce regulary.
unfortunately
unfortunately
guys im watching comp on youtube but is there an english stream?
Added more bugs to fix later
why I can actually believe that
do u know if they are new mission tomorrow ?
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🦙🦙
👽
They really looking tactical

🦕 🦕 🦕 🦕
😮
🎤🐓🎶
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Dinosaur have fun
He fell off
🦕
🌵
He is crouching
rip dinosaur butt
So no damage
Who want play together with me?
🦕

You are Goofy
Any problem
🐮
🐅
Poop

You also said "18?" then deleted
But we're obviously gonna ignore that
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Boring

beer
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HMU if u wanna trade, I’ve got air necromancer st with 4 stickers cost 2700 each
can i have it for 1 gold
ill give you my regular necro lol
Wym smurfing?
Everything is legal, if u don't get caught
W
Heil Ekber
Do u know how to find the email which is linked the an account ? I know the ID, the name of the account in game, pfp but not the email..
🐲
No
One
Knows
Please
Stop
Asking
heyy does anyone have info about update

Yall been asking the same question over 1000 times
Just shut up already
No one knows
Comp anyone gold+
Nah
Didn't u sleep
eepy girl in wakey world
Heyy any info about update?
it’s like late
Its out
no because im gonna seep
Dam
tomorrow
Gold 4 now
Nice
trust
U said that yesterday 😭
yea because i thought ima be fine after this presentation but im so tired and tomorrow im staying home
and no school stuff either
I'm not gonna hop on till you tell me yourself 😭
trust bra
real
No
ok
Depending how you did in the rounds you played u can lose or gain mmr
rip cyberfaceit
What is cyberfaceit
Yes
yes or no
Tf this game is ruined by smurfs in silver
I cnt hit even gold there is every time guy with 10-20h and champion/ranger/phoenix with 3+ KD
Hi
sure
what is in the new update?
a patch
probs cheats 😭👍
hopefully
You can have it for 2
🦕
check #🛡│clans
Hey
Kebab man
Yoooo
yo kebab fan
hahaha why nottt
Guten morgen
Gotta love when they talk shi in your dms and immediately blocks you before u get a word in
Such losers
doesnt happen to me
Who did it
give me the ID
No it's something that saw
And I remembered all the times that happened
I could look for it but I couldn't be bothered
I just rather not check my in game messages
Yoyo
Always green
hi
Staff on??
Hi
Does selling gold outside of the game incur any type of ban?
I think it does
No, but it is not allowed either way, and if you're going to do this I suggest that you don't.
Hola
kebab
I have 10 thousand golds and I'm stopping playing, the Gold I pass on to the buyer won't make him get banned, right?
Sorry for the translation, I'm from Armenian
How much$?
I already have a buyer
Ohh ok
I just want to know if it will be banned or not
The buyer or the seller won't but it goes against ToS.
Not banned but i think its against rules or maybe ban idk im not a professional in this but some mod will answer
I understand, I'm going to sell it so thanks for the help

That's not what you should do but ok
Dude he told you to not
I do not play anymore
I see big Russians passing thousands of Gold to each other, I don't think I will be the one chosen to be banned
.......

Blud told him not to sell but he will sell what a G 😂😂
So what
There is people robbing banks
Will you rob a bank too
🪿
You know when the pass come in the market?
In 1-3 weeks
Max 2 weeks
K
Lmao
doesn't really matter
if it benefits him and doesn't affect anyone, who cares about tos
if he's not going to play anymore, might aswell sell it off
Fr
I mean it does make sense what you said
Hello
Jo
different things with different impacts, besides he's not going to play again so he won't mind if he gets banned
You got a point😭
if all something does is benefit and not harm anyone else, why should you let someone else say you shouldn't do it just because of some rules
following rules for the sake of following rules is foolish
Bro i might seem annoying but you are saying some W things
it's fine, you don't seem annoying
thanks though
:))
Np bro, but it does make sense
Sup yall
they left
I mean you could just check in the Training room
play rank?
It’s sickening to see that video of the guy crashing into a kid on that fast roller coaster and people are on the guys side
With armour it's 28 to the chest and 36 to thr stomach /groin
Bro what
That came out if nowhere
I just saw that video on instagram reels
And had to say smth
Yeah
Oh right, I know it
Where he is going through the woods and fields
Jaja
The alpine coaster thing
Yeah
Tbh if I remember right that guy wasn't using the break when it said to so it is his fault
Idk if I'm remembering rught tho
Yeah

Im dizzy watching this💀💀💀
Like even if the roller coaster said to not slow down in majority of the parts, it was a 12 yo kid in front of him. 12yo don’t make the best decisions.
He broke her spine
She has to live with that for life now
Fr
Idrk what you talkin bout but a broken spine is a big pain
Bro where did you get the ak doing 76 from lmao
If someone spoils a ride for you, you can always complain to the staff there about them. You don’t ram into them at full speed especially not a 12yo
Fr
It did on my practice i guess my ak is on steroids
Most definitely
Lmao
i can get market blocked on your acc :F

I just did it in training and the highest damage to the body was 45 which was without armour
I would probably hate life if my mobility was ruined for life after breaking my spine cuz of some dumb guy who thinks like a monkey “I need fast, fast, fast”.
Lmao yeah
I already sold it, if it blocks I won't care because I don't play anymore, but thanks
Same
But free parking tho
Iirc he was sued for quite a massive amount tho
Free parking is wild
That's good
Lol
Yup
"free parking" blud chose violence😭💀💀
I'd reap all the benefits if that happened to me
Everybody would
Yuh
Well I got hit by a car and just let them off
I got up and walked home, cleaned myself then went to sleep
Lmaoo
Im a boxer so ik the pain lmao
Nothing broke but I did get a chunk out of my knee and forearm
Damn
Allso have one
And the fact the guy couldve just stopped, he was only going like 20 25
I drive 30km/h here and never get hit im too fast Lmaoo
Not everyone has good reflexes
Idk how much kmh that is
He stopped fast enough where my scooter only went under the bumper
37kmh
Ooh
I had an xiaomi 1s but I think it was hacked or something bec ut pretty much only did full throttle
I want like a 50kmh one
It's legal here but you need a provisional licence and to insure it, I didn't have either
It was hacked 100%
Yea you need a license for it now💀💀
So dumb
Lmao fr
I need a new motor wheel and hinge for the folding part then it'll work again
Only like £70 but I spend my money so badly bruh
Same
Lmao
I spend it on cig, lettuce, food and taxi's when I don't wanna walk or ride my bike
And allso spotify prem lmao
LMAO
Cig is a big nono
Fr
I spend money on Rubik’s cubes, manga and anime merch
Maybe, but not good for lungs
Fr
And taxis allso
Someone have support link?
I rather walk fr
Manga is okay to to spend money on imo
I walk like 5-10km daily if im not sick or anything
I ride 3-9 miles almost daily
food for me 
also taxes

Sometimes I just don't wanna
Nice
Saddest things. We need to defeat bill collector
I dont pay taxes yet
I love manga. I also love anime plushies and figurines and I love Rubik’s cubes
choke slam him even
Noice
Sry but i dont like anime
Oh that reminds me I was meant to draw esdeath for a friend of mine
I said I'd do it like a month ago
Nicee
It's good bruh, just depends on what genre you like
Thx
Maybe, but my opinion is that anime is not good
We must join schlawg in his quest to beat bill collector
must be because of all the degenerates
What do you watch?
Series and movies wise
Well i watch allmost of everything
Well anime had everything bruh
Mostly action movies horrors and comedies
Well maybe but i just dont like it. Mostly cuz of the community allso
Watch mobile suit gundam iron-blooded orphans
Anime?
50/50 that i will remember xd
Lmao
Def bruh some people are obsessed in all the wrong ways
Jujutsu kaisen has amazing action
Yes bro
Yesss
I’m the prime example💀
I dont like the ppl that are OBSESSED with the characters....
Watch jujutsu kaisen
LOL
Fair fair
I draw that tho LOL
Why and who 💀
@grim kite Jujutsu kaisen, bleach, solo levelling, frieren, akame ga kill, etc are all amazing anime
What is hot on that 😭😭
Hells paradise, misfit of demon king academy
Not just that tho, it's just bec I can only draw nakey ppl
Xd
I ain't into it personally
🤨🤨fr?
Did the season end yet
Yes
Bro does commissions
Or it shoud've
Yes, I can just draw and I only like drawing nakey things
Well you do you lmao
Not yet unfortunately lmao I just draw for friends
Do they pay you?🤨
I get so attached to the characters when they die or when smth bad happens I’m genuinely sad and when smth good happens I get happy
If yes then thats good
you have some pervy friends
When my art is consistent then I'll do commissions, but not one outside of my friends and family have seen any of my art
Fr lmaooo
I’m the friends (jk)
I feel that, I was like that with gon when he was raging at pitou
🤨🤨
you better be joking
I cried so much during akame ga kill
I am
zero plot armour lmfao
don't accept ppl who lowball you, if they start complaining about the price it's a redflag(if your price is set reasonable that is)
Bro, dm me your drawings i wanna see what it looks like, not for smt else💀
Ikr LOL they have some crazy requests, I can't do all of them
Thank you for that
🔩
💀 hopefully no illegal ones
Fr lmaoo
Understandable haha
Gege gives sukuna plot armour “aah yes here is my anti rika technique from the heian era” (he doesn’t know who is rika he just saw a farmer and knew that smth like rika would once spawn).
Nah its mostly close ups of no no squares
Lmao
They take me 1-4 hours to make tho
dawg i got people complaining for me when i was starting freelancing on a 2$ price, dawg you came to me, not the other way around😭
lmfao
And if I don't finish it in 1 day then I don't go back to it and leave it unfinished
BRUh
some people are confusing sometimes😭
The potential evaporating from megumi as soon as gojo kills mahoraga. Megumi the potential boy lost his redeeming quality
It just takes practice bro
Im impatient😭
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