#💬│english-chat
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Where?
dual daggers molten, dual daggers demonic or flip holiday frost?
There is a player named werty, I suspect he's a Smurf account boosting someone
Also you need to have video proof of him throwing aswell as his ID
I don't really have a video but I have ss of him staying in the base waiting for everyone to die
I figured
After that he would leave
It is a russian game too
these Russians bro
ik
(im awake because im reading manga)

I should be sleepin
which manga
what manga
The wrong way to healing magic
its already good enough
never heard of that
my body just forces it self to wake up after like 7 hours of sleep
plus its a weekend
and I close today (since its Sunday)
and tomorrow I have college early morning but its my day off at work

my schedule is messed up
Anyone playing allies? I need help I can't stand these stupid turks and russians anymore
but im good 
What manga?
.
what do you major in btw
Programmin
Oh ok
I moved from Cyber Security to Programmin
Ooh sounds Nicee
its boring
nice. I'm in cs. So pretty much the same thing
its not a easy skill to pick up but it seems worth it for the long run tbh
Oh
even though I can just learn it through a literal game called Roblox 
just think of weird math
Oh
I’m rlly bad with words
I remember for one of my exams I had to write an essay analysing a Christmas carol (the story by dickens)
its weird but you get the hang of it
And I got literally 9/40 marks on it
list, dictionary, set/tuple
sometimes it really be like that
Xd
the worst ngl
I passed my literature exam by like 1 or 2 marks
I just straight up memorized all of those problems during highschool
But then I was 3 marks away from full marks in my maths exam
And got a rlly high A* in physics
lol
Guys do you like fnfal leather?
No
Looks so bad for how much it’s worth
me with python currently
Im also with Python currently
Main character arrowan
class for ict rn is sql and python
but once I move University's I'm forced to relearn another program

C++ if you're wondering
python is easy af what're ya'll talking about
so college might be c# or ++
Main character arrowannnnnnnnn
im not saying it's hard
im saying im taking python and sql rn
I used to know a bit about this
Not if your professor is a literal lazy one
How old are you
I wrote like a quiz on python
oh i did this in java
Like programming a quiz using python
and was forced to learn on books and even videos on my own
It’s the best thing I did
wanna play comp?
Ye
relatable
Working as a programmer/developer is stressful and it ends up burning.
imo not really depends on the work environment
comee
I wouldn’t be able to work somewhere with rlly stressful deadlines
programmers best perform when they're treated really fricking well
I just start crying and get nothing done when I’m under a lot of pressure
💀💀
Well not rlly crying
Nobody likes pressure honestly
But I feel like it
Always happens, not the first time it happened
why dont i lag?
I'm just being serious
that didnt seem like it
Be funny now
no
Its 3:05 am
Each time your device needs more resources to run the game at the desired fps
okay brb imma finish workout and ask sulfur gang to play
Got no time to be funny
Good luck on the workout
Go :sleep_m:

🦕
Private server
New?

They have all of the good emojis
🍻
More than 10 different emote server
In one system
ERFN
🦕

whats with the new name 
It's the lyrics to a song)
Nice
You just don't get the vibe 
The inflation of the stickers market is so high. If they put the option of unstick the sticker, the value of all the stickers would decrease to 1/100 of what it is now.
lol
Mine idk, I'm just GK
real

also im still using frieren with hat
GK
Sekunda and Pupyrka best employees fr
Just crocodiling🐊
🦖
Shut up?
flexibility back 70%
Can you tell Pupyrka hi for me plz 
(I dont want to bother him)
Actually, they are the first letter of my first two names
Turan is best employee ever
reaching bottom shin
not real
No

He is far away
Accept realities
:trolldeath:
too real
Do I know you? 
hes not online therefore invalid argument 
On the other side of the 🛌 (it's a joke)
🐔
@bronze grove bae
this reminds me of Hel in a way

her dad jokes are funny (well some of them)
Beer Phonk, nice🍻🍺
get some sleep
Beer


hi
ibuprofen
chapter report truly
uhh
🍺
Beer is overrated
truly



not based
Yeah because you didn't tried it while driving
U can play in standoff w/ beer..
i have no idea what your talking about and I dont want to use my brain for this
🐔
drink safely
🍻
always avoid the keys
Or with Sekunda


truly choking hazard
I will drink dangerously just to be a rebel
alright
you know what


I wont drink this wine
how is it

Gimme then
never heard of this
what

english not englishing
like you can see hitmark?
im ingame thats why
hamstrings not stringing
i cant type rn
as he types
Pp not ppeing
The smartest person
so real
hes in a 1v5 whilst typing that
Fr
nah im quite dumb

Imma about moan

Eurobeating
Why Sekunda in English chat when he dont have role English

🏎️

☃️
Cuz he with beer
Magic
nice snowman
Beer Magic
Will u buy for me beer in Kazan?
(its because not having the english role will still allow you to be in the english chat for some reason)
i think sekunda loves beer guys
I made it myself
i dont know
With near office axlebolt
:skala_but_sussy:
I'm not in Kazan✈️
Sadly
In beer
leaked
omg
I wanna Beer country for Sekunda
Nightly is in China now
Definitely
Learning how to program digital social credit
Just Russian beer
also Kaffn just went into the Shadow Realm (the Russian chat)
china same timezone as me???
You should totally go to Germany for more beer
@proper gyro do you live in Japan?
cant play together cuz i don't got no proper pc!
i have the ukraine role stuck with me somehow
isnt like 5pm for you rn???
Same
I'm from Ukraine) So you didn't guess🍰
@sweet silo fix it
hai
🐔
nihondesu
dont ping dong 
imakokoni
he might be sleepin
oh(
He will dong me
No
ding dong
?
MAITRE
and hes here
HAHA
Oh nice, watashi mo
the man the myth
Sekunda do u love Zhigulevskoe beer in Russia?
We both zani and me got stuck with ukrania role
the FRENCH
🍻
white maitre looks so weird
probably because you did say (i think) Ice in that langauge and then now its just stuck on you now
Yeah I said something russian or ukrania whatever
ice
oh boy
nyet
I just tried it yesterday), but I can’t say that this is something special 🛌
dong is not gonna have a fun time
i said het and it sent me to the shadow realm in a split second

Npnbet
taking a shot with the employees 
Did u try any beer more?
it really be like that
Try turkish beer
Roles are managed by discord now

well aint that cringe
Perhaps sometime in the future
discord try not to add unnecessary update challenge
Cant talk im driving actually
I like the kiwi
🦕
hs
Cya
be safe driving and have a good day
Is it a bit awkward with the whole war going on? I don't mean to be rude, don't feel obligated to answer it

If you wonder it's called “efes” or “tuborg”
:spinning_m: better
Question: Is standoff devs aware of the bugs in competitive?
Me no
Me yes
Or not really just the gamemode
me yes
me no
You yes

Me me
You no
I think on this server should not discuss such topics), after all, people came here to relax and have fun
russia politics is a clown anyways i doubt game companies or companies in general care unless it affects business directly in the nuts
Probably
Him him
No no
Lets just skip it Yu
I don't think they are if the bug is like since one season ago
With beer relax just

Sure, I understand
short comment, was not planning to expand
You need some cilantro
Drink whiskey
okay water break down
Beer better
Of course)
I remember the time when "beer" was blacklisted
imma do bands
bitte
beer
🐊🔄
omg
Die katze
rootbeer
Robter
hmmm.
What a good season to pour down a JB Scotch

Is it true that u give ban for sec and ur name Sekunda?
imma test smth
120 fps is so nice
Question: is standoff devs professional dancers? 
hi, so will the stupid bug where you can get the weapon from warmup in the pistol round gonna be fixed it's literally auto lose first match when someone does it
Yes 🗣️ i seen them
Whose initiative do you think got that word removed from the blacklist)?
Que?
awe hell naw
idk but they have a pretty cool table
Use help.standoff2.com/en instead of yapping here
Good then
i no no wanna :(
me
actually most of garden
this ^
It was like 2 years ago and I think it was ax who blacklisted it and then whitelisted it
we hate blacklisted
probably because I told him about it
i was hoping they implement that when it's pistol round and only that people can only limited to pistol options
cuz it literally banned keywords
Was the word "damn" blacklisted before? I think I got muted once for it
I still want the list ngl
My other question is If voice chat is coming back lol been down for 2 seasons
yea
I see

the blacklist list is something that is something we cant even get
I want it so I can know what words are ok
and know what words to not use
Beer
I mean beer is fine
It was removed from the blacklist in Russian +- 4-6 months ago)
even tho it was blacklisted
Nice +-
I dealt with the same situation yesterday.
iBeer Pro Max++
I remember being like 2 years ago (maybe because my brain is not really working since its already 3:31 am)
why would you implement a blacklist that specifically targets the list as a keyword/prefix/suffix

Yeah, it feels kind like Dark Soul when it comes to what word you can use and cannot, suddenly you get "ambushed" by a mute of a hour for using something that shouldn't be said
that took too long
But you learn eventually
3.31 pm, Haven't gone to sleep yet...
assassinated even
I feel that
college is making my brain rot
Tru
The CT force used M4A1 in the first round of the match
but point stands how it broke chatting and just straight up made 20/30% of common words was just not usable
gn kebab
:dogspin:
Isn't kebab food name?
just sleep bro
but its how we greet each other
i can handle this
yes
i muted fab to slee0
dawg you aint a moderator no more 
just become chiller
What a bonding experience, to call each other food names
mild headache
ibuprofen


Yo
Ibuprofen is good for everything
just take
sekunda still based
ibuprofen
and ima just sleep now
paramax 🤫
Axaxaxaxa
advil
Did you get yourself into a car accident? Hell, just use ibuprofen
Ill get kebab later
My inventory do he looking kinda sad

Thankss
Nicee
Yo 
where is peng?
No
right here 

Perfect 
i dont want the old man to get mad at me again
Gimme all of your penguin emojis

Friendly fire
even after he was called a monkey
🐔
Is that present in the game?
Solo queuing
I remember someone calling me racist because i didn't liked him as personality
Gonna complain. Again for sure
Still hurts
with nades and mollies yes
Which server?
thats funny
No in custom lobbies?
🦕
still yes
I'm asking
@unreal sluice I'm starting to play better, aim improved and I'm finally using smoke tactically 
It's crazy how much of a difference smoke can do
Netherlands
Nicee
With guns?
now i go
no
Gn nightnightlee
try pre nade line ups too
Gn

him when he lies
@tall shore what rank u?
The best I can do in the moment is to calculate the angle of which my nades will go

I wish mac-9 was a more viable option as an smg. It's just plain bad
that's good enough
I’m rlly good with Molotov and Andes
Smokes and flashes im mid
Now I go sleep
Silver, I haven't been playing competitive at all honestly, just did today because of missions, but I got surprised with how I improved lol
Kill me
Oh ok
Sleep
I'm noob noob
Ur not
yeah, i mean when you got option like fnfal or mp7 is quite unreasonable unless you wanna play utility which in this case you can either go tec9, fs or deagle really
A suppressed AR on T-side would be overrated just like the M4A1
I mean, I'm still silver, so 
not to mention you got fabm too
Time to start complaining
But maybe increase the price & make the gun better?
which you can jumpshot with
Yeah true
I have been enjoying to play with M4 more than M4A1 for some reason recently
that'll kind of defeats mp5 and mp7 honestly
the best weapon is m110
M60>
That’s not bad
if by making it better in trades of accuracy maybe,
Yeah but better than MP5 but worse than mp7 would be a good balance
🍺
i dont know man
Imma get some beer for myself if you keep sending these
that's like saying bring back s0 ump
A lotta players use that as a go-to sometimes
💀
Famas is actually pretty decent once you learn how to use it properly, I was surprised about it
It's a good AR
W pfp frieren
if i were to take a solution, we can have the same concept as M4a1 and m4
we can have UMP and Mac-10 for both Sides in trades of one having a higher damage and one with higher accuracy
famas is also an really piece of work in s0
was better than the m4s
heck sometimes ak even if the ak wasn't 1 tap headshot with armor
which honestly doesn't really matter cause eco meta is still Fabm and Spas anyway so who cares
M4 feels better to use now. Back to og days
Ak is op
don't you just love it when back in 2019 you peek sandstone mid with an 2100 rifle and your mate does a nade
MP5 is just laser
Imagine the HK-416 in standoff
I would be so happy
in trades for damage against Mp7 with less accuracy
so it's optional
making more dynamic and variety
Yeah true dat
honestly bro, they should stop add more guns
their latest Mac-10 and dual barretas already have the lowest usage ever
Yeah, considering what game we are talking about, this is understandable
idk maybe they should just remove every gun yk?
cuz yall tryna suggest shi without thinking the current crappy meta
just do a standoff with knives
cause Axlebolt barely balance and add changes to the game which makes it quite a bland meta for like a year
Yeah, let's play defuse stick and stones
It’s so annoying when I get rubberbanded into an open space when the enemy pushes
Mac10 is the only gun that I find kind trash honestly
you fix by going back and ACTUALLY fix it
Yes stone, imagine headshots with those
personally the most Game changing update that squeeze out the game meta was when they Changed the game Speed movement for the 3rd and they slow all AR firerate (excluding M4A1 cause it barely even affects it)
Rubber banded?
tbf the fast tkk was stupid but it worked imo
mac10 should be your last resort
Not to mention they added those blips in the map which gives away location for no reason
Is the movement speed slower now?
guns should not have a long ahh ttk in a competitive shooter
Like you know they don't know you're there. But the map tells them you're there. And you're silent af
yes, want proof? try doing a main in sandstone to apartments via the boxes and balcony
Ttk aren't slow in standoff 2 tho
have you played back in 2018-2019?
I was just wondering
yes, check my video on yt where im doing balcony jumps, that's the 1st movement nerf
-28 wasn't that bad due to the ttk can actually kill fast
Didn't like the game back then, I was playing PUBG and codm
but it became apparent when everything was nerfed to the ground
Now it is like the best fps probably in the Playstore
games with the longest ttk :koko_bruh:
Bro what
Like teleported back
Codm is super fast paced
eh
If they had such huge ttk, it would be more of a hell than it already is
With PUBG it is understandable
to be honest, since this was implemented way back then i don't think its that big of a deal
idk the current meta but when i was playing with 2019 2020 msmc was still slow compared to so2, but the fastest in codm
U haven't played codm after they added the gunsmith, did you? 💀
msmc iron sight, that was broken as hell
Guys is game working for you?
i did
only during drh and kilo era
came back on the grau tho
Me when I shoot someone 3 times in the head and it's -45
Smgs meta was crazy back then
grinded to gm 4?
I reached legendary quite a few times
Bro I had a whole mag not register
Was it hit marker?
i thought id get a difficulty spike at pro rank or smth
When you used to play?
but the difficulty from like idk elite was it? to gm was the same
The game lost quite a number of players in the recent years
And so did the quality of players
Akimbo fennec
garena it itself has Damascus grinders and still is mid
You didn't play back then
i shi you not how many damascus players I've met in gm that was hella bad
Got gold 2 again
outdated drh and kilo was still doing wonders
Camo grinders didn't mean anything, why are u bringing them up
Gold 2 gonna go get gold 3 now
About how much an account with all the skins in the game would cost?
you'd think, idk the situation in global but most cracked people in garena just has Damascus lmfao
they'd try anything
and be decent but i don't meet those in gm for some reason
like???
probably in br they playing
Players in global didn't like Damascus at all
Garena is weird
different in garena when i played
No one likes Damascus other than Asians 💀
I remember seeing a video from a dude using red dot on a p2w skin
tho i noticed in br
it was alot sweatier
compared to mp
so ig
that's where the people actually are
It seems like it for Garena only
I’m playing 5v5
@unreal sluice can I join
Meanwhile in global version nobody plays br
I'll just need like a 5 minute train warmup
Rank?
People are hella cracked in multiplayer tho
@unreal sluice gold3
Sure
garena and global seems to have different interest
61133323
Ooo you're og
It's a separate version which makes it understandable
but why do i see people complain at mp garena hard by global players???
Also, Garena is a money grab version when compared to global
No wonder they like Damascus probably
nobody runs mythics ngl
Global version they gave tons of stuff that you could get by just playing
ive seen legend skins
No wonder people didn't like Damascus
but not many mythics
I had like 5 mythic skins lmao
Global don't get free CP wdym

Anyone here knows what kalasutra means?
Kalasutra?
Activision program or smth
I'm glad I left cod for good
It’s the name of an ability from hero killer
cp and i think it was like when codmw19 was hot they gave out free mw19 chars with cp
I see, it's quite similar to kamasutra
Which I won't explain what it is

Never heard of free CP in global version honestly
Sometimes they would give nice stuff for just a few selected amount of players
What’s is that?
@unreal sluice invite
might be smoking crack
I heard of the characters giveaway
Not free CP tho
hm
honestly dont care anymore
codm was way too easy and watered down, wzm looks like gonna be hella and stingy
I mean, it's a book, not the type of which would be appropriate to talk about
and the platform is kinda very limited who can play
genre, themes?
Segs is the theme
(°o°:)ᴼʰ
I won't say more than that
😭
Actually I will
They show segs position and that's it
That thing is a meme nowadays
Wzm mid
buttons was cluttered for some reason
I’m so bad lol
What is this
What is the fun in cheat
It's promo code actually work?
We need to wait on the new one however
Where do i get the update of the promocode
I never had one
Ya me2
Idk
i dont even have the promo code section in my account why
U play on Mobile?
ipad
I don't think so
How long you been in this game?
Me it's 2020 and then i pension until 2023 2024 i comeback
This guy made me so mad
Anyway i gtg
Who
He cheats and then tells me I’m crying
wanna play
Nah
@grim drum did u see how that guy killed me that one round?
@unreal sluice wanna play and chill in a casual match later?
Maybe
If u feel like it, just ping me 
Ong
Oki
Hey
he's trying to rile you up for his own entertainment probably
you lose if you fall for it
@empty fossil @tall shore
What is the expected price of yeti reflex sticker from battlepass
Community Decide it

Hope they launch BP skins soon .. i guess it will take up to 20 days and above
Maybe 60 gold
Should be more than 100
I'm not really experienced with how stickers get more value in the marketplace
It's better to ask a veteran for that info

hello guys
Yeah
the purple one?
the reflex stickers are quite a new concept, idk it might be on an underwhelming price if im being honest like the average stickers
yo
I think they look nice

58920496
Hey
Hi
Ah
@tall shore who is a veteran
@rich crow begging is forbidden
You see a bunch of people who play it for a year or more around here
Guys if i have root on my mobile would i still be available to play so2?
My friend wants to know
Not me
your "friend" gonna get ban
F him
Root means ban?
yeah?
his friend doesnt gonna get ban
you cant play with rooted devices
but your account will be safe
thats good
i'll ask to chatgpt
🐗
u cant stop the hackers being fr rn
A Guy have The files of this game
rn
I played rank
Yesterday
I hit a boy who was flying
literally
cmon

Compared to previous years, there are not as many hackers, but you still get it
way to fix?
they need to learn with hard ways 
sue them
just like rockstar games
imagine if this happens 💀💀
it would be hilarious
someone have a cheat where when i buy grenade it explode on my self everytime
I saw a hack where you put weapons in your inventory
Real i mean
You could sell the guns
hahaha
😂😂😂
Me getting banned for saying "fat cake"
Meanwhile hackers flying through the map : "This is me"
💀
on pc*
pc and mobile play together
I understand now
nope
lol
just remove them from ranks and im happy
maybe make a good matchmaking System to meet also good players
Not that I know 🤔
Bro ppl are saying it
Unless we are talking about a scam
Alot of ppl are saying it...
They say so2 added bots to watch ppl transfer gold then if they do they ban them
Breh it's fake?
No?
Bro doesn't understand
You are the one not being clear tho 
Me waiting Axlebolt to announce: 🧓
who is the biggest hacker of this game
Then why i meet hackers
Who create this i mean
Hello guys, could you tell me how much 2 skins i have with stickers would cost?
I would like to know its price and for how much should i sell them for, realistic price.
They are on #📸│photos
the m4 90k 100k
m16 50 60k
anyone knows when is the next season starting?
we never know maybe like 1month
how you get all this skin you got them in early in the game are you just put a lot of money
Both
Who is the rarest item from this game?
Probably gold skull lol
Hey.
metal rat only 3 on market
Show screenshot of your inventory
why? :))
I want to see





