#💬│english-chat
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So it's real
Clash of clans in US
Realest
But clash like
Army or political
@paper tangle :raisedbrow_3D:

Do :ibro_emojidex:
yep
Zuskeewhatsupbro
and now they're wanting to leave america and become an actual country
Clash
everyone with long femboy hair and glasses looks like me
(im not femboy)

kurt cobain yourself
𝐸 = 𝑟̂ 𝐸0 𝑒 𝑒 −𝑗𝑘𝑧 (V/m), a. Yourself
Or wait
Θ(fε(t)) dμ(t) = − fε4(t) dμ(t) GG
ZZ
- (b2 + 2a2) fε2(t) dμ(t) + 2ab2 fε(t) dμ(t) + a2b2 − a
nuh uh ∆0=1/2(w⁰+w)t
i dont have that
fancy
w
∅=1+√⁵/2
Real
cant see it
Noob
no!!
Samsung note ∅=1+√⁵/2
real

This one
that one
I don't lik
I dont like
that one
That one
I like
I like
That one

I don't like
realest
You more faker

real
@primal rain i
Prove
okiee:33
When you sell ST skin do thay have kills on them when you buy them
idk
i'm not even playing this game
It will reset
@wintry parrot advertising about selling a skin is forbidden.
Hi guys
guys should i save up for my first arcane skin?
standoff detox month 4
how much g do you have

From what collection
Yo guys , if i had to buy a bunch of boxes to sell for profit
-What would be your suggestions on which box has a better chance on getting smth either rare or profitable?
anyone have a good crosshair that i could try
which you copied from me
Hi
🐉
check this article then contact with game devs: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback
uhh 0.02
Any malaysia player here?
@rustic hill Rank?
Shall we enter the rank match?
my brother played my account and he left the match
So i gotta wait 19h
Ok
hi
I will say that this game is stupid for manny reasons. 1.bad moderation.in rules it says to be nice while I get lobby full of mad Russian children offending me and dead people in my family. 2 banning problem also they say that they can’t unban so let’s say you grind for a year and collect a lot of cool and expensive skins but you get banned and there is no way of getting your account back. 3 cheater problem in a lot lobbies you can find a hacker and manny get away it takes a long time to find a cheater but in my case I root my phone and I get instantly banned. In conclusion this game has a lot potential but also a lot of problems that i stated here I hope that this will maybe impact the game and make a better experience for everyone
- game disconnects you and kills you if your wifi disconnects for one second
You mean wild
Fr
I had 800 gold in inventory I root my phone and stand-off anycheat said that I a cheater
Hope game developers see this
The devs are aware of it since the beginning I assume
I mean just report them and open a support ticket to get back your account
Looking for sum1 to play allies im unranked
There is a way to get unbanned but you need proof that it was a false ban. And concrete proof. Also you can report toxic kids obv they won’t have and consequences if no one reports them as there are millions of players and devs can’t monitor everyone 24/7.
1 you can report toxic players and they'll most likely get banned for 2 weeks or longer 2 in some rare cases you may get unbanned 3 unroot your phone and it should work again or just disable permissions to see installed apps for so2
ok delete the game then
No
wsp guys
are there just 2 maps in competitive allies?
played 8 matches all were either sandstone or dune
mental asylum
you ever checked your mental health?
sakura is more of a showcase map than a map suited for actual gameplay
i don't
i meant it's good for baiting in comp not really in allies
but i play it because all other maps are atrocious
and terrible
province is not that bad
it used to be better
meanwhile sandstone is just getting naded 5 times and getting jump shotted with a shotgun
sakura is hide and seek with guns
yea i like scoped guns so it's easy
Dude atp i would learn c# or whatever language they use to code the game and send an application to get hired and make more and better updates
Playing on province and Sakura is enough proof to diagnose you 😭
Had anybody heard for a Standoff 2 player Dev1ce?
Is changing google play acc from country to another country to pay in a diff currency bannable?
if it is for an albanian player i heard
Nope
He was one of the best EU players and EU Clan Manager?
Is changing google play acc from country to another country to pay in a diff currency bannable?
Pay money into the game
I guess yea
Could be argued as fraud
Yeah what if i changed country irl
I did changed my google acc to a us acc and nothing happened to it
which arcane
Would you do that?
hi
Ywah im traveling
Did u pay ingame afterwards?
@sour star i am going next week in Venice 
🚣♂️
yea
I keep collecting points until i got a 1$ and spend it on some game
Hy im back:)
Row row row your boat gently down the stream
:wallet:
Hy mans whens update?
no u didnt get it
bro dw
its better if u didnt get my joke
xD
How are you a champion bro?
nah
And how are you elite😭?
I was champion
yea dw
i got it
being good
😂😂😂😂
idk
srry man
Now im a dragon (real)
Pro?
had to do it to u
yea dont say that 😭here
real
yea man
Can i train wit you?
pay me gold and i'll teach u
suck the
How much?
When was training costing gold😭😭?
i am not training you classic stuff dw
@mortal tulip 3 or 4 finger doesn't feel comfortable, i like 2 finger though it's not the greatest
300
i am not teaching you basic stuff
Well... I have 0.26 gold so i'm rich
Expensive
how can you get good with 2 finger💀
i teach you how to think,aim and have game sense
rip
bro got no gamesense
what is bro talking abt

idk it's possible
better than yours 
Is he same as Me?
haha
million times better

What about old me?
love u to
i just turned 21
50x
Nah trust me I was rlly high elite before
bros english went out the window
he was english professor
you will never get fast like 4 or 5 fingers player you should change your setting
ur not enlik prfessor?

I don't have any gold at all because I'm free to play

😦
Das crazy yea
Dam...
He is mafs prfesor
5x5=25☝️🤓
I would rather play on my pc
Yo
-5x-5 =25
do it then
Uhm...
@sour star
hey men where are you from?
did you scrim vs N7?

two finger is horrible
Uh.. Ion support LGBTQ
they cancelled both scrims
bruh
But someone in the chat does...
i did 25 kills vs them

Scared of me

🇲🇦
16-9
Can you still play on your account while on computer emulator genuan question
idk how they are top eu team
they even banned me from their discord server
just for saying gg
Damn

bro first scrim we was 10min late but we told them we r gonna be 10mins late
2nd time they just scared
lmao
and said we had pc player
Assalamualaikum brother:)
we were full phone/ipad
(Cuz I was playing on their team) I count as -7 players
i dont like those thing
Its an english chat so moalaikomsallam
same
Nice medal
thanks
randoms
Oo
they were elite
and beated t2 teams i saw them in the discord server
Ok:)
Where you from man
crazy
i was like what
Crazy
how thier tag is still random
Indonesia
36 kills is insane
their
yea ik but they were good
Is everyone always in vc during scrim?
Hello, could someone help me with this error?
For me it is
What error
i will
Id be over the moon for 36 kills
me and my team full rust warriors
yea beat me in Venice
what mistake
cuz i wanna start doing sum but my clan speak english and i dont speak
@cedar relic
the most kills i did was 46
most of the teams yea
My most in Normal comp is 37 but clan war (basically scrim) is 27
you need vc for info
can help you get +1 kill if you vc
or maybe even clutch
ik but you think they accept im in the vc but dont talk
or

my most in competitive 48 vs silvers
lose u the whole game

Nicee
I like flash bang:)))))
maybe!
Guys
It's a big maybe in both
most likely
hehe
yea
Tea with or without milk
i give so much fake info
?

Like the drink
Frr

? Tea with milk
yea ik but i never heard someone put milk in tea

In England they do black tea with milk
It’s common here in England
How
bro who pots milk in tea
puts
can we agree that this is the cleanest medal
i am from Romania here it's common see a guy drink beer+ vodka combine them and drink at the same time
agreed
The pour milk into it
england people
Ew lmao. Beer is disgusting
from what i see
I like tea without milk, and i didnt try it before in my life so
no
But i like milk tea
I'm Romanian and i can definetely agree
i got bored of it
im far away from them albanian bro😭😂😂😂
Plat 2019 > plat 2018 > new year madness > assistance brilliant
lol
Beer is just bitter and leaves you fat
ye i forgot abt 2019 is clean
i mean
2018
I don’t put milk in my tea
i dont like 2019
I went first, my mother told me to go shopping
why would u ask
By:)
if you one time ger drunk with bear you will not drink it again ut tastes bad
>
> 
I’m bored (I’m ill again)
2020 winter solos
That one is clean I like it
2018 gold medal or silver looks better than the last 2018 one
I would rather have the last 2018 one for the prestige
2020 winter still better
Hi guys
still decent
>
>

2020 winter platinum > 2020 winter gold > 2020 winter diamond
yea but no 2019 ones even tho i played in 2019
i didn't know this game had medals back then
Wrong opinions be like:
I should rest I feel really ill and my body hurts
I saw 2019 medal to much find it ugly now
Cya
real
and Venice will need me too
Manbat

I need you guys opinion, does device makes you better aimer?
Yes
Ipad,pc better than phone
I’m dragon girl Rosie
Then ipad beats phone player?
soo you can aim his head better
ye
cause they have advantage
but if a phone player has experience
they can beat ipad players too
Ok good
Same
nice
Thx
Nicee
but i got the 2022 pro version
Nicee
I am too poor for the pro version
I saved up for 5 years to buy the 9 gen 256gb for £479
Xd
in Romania it's way more expensive
nice
People be saying your aim is good while if I transfer to phone it will be otherwise
Wow
Its a nice device
yea
allies comp?

And also I like my iPad, I can watch anime with a big screen
Hello, could someone help me with this error?
?
Kante here play standoff 2 😱
Yes
Wow
I send you on priv
Sure whats your kd?
Yo guys so i have a very expensive desert eagle skin and i am planning to buy the new one from nameless collection, which skin do you like more?
holy, i saw my brother's old screens shots and damn he got m9 bayonet dragon glass + the taurus stiker which worth 30k 😭
id rather take the 2nd
the full gold
but if u have some black skins take the first
I bought some stickers long ago from z9 and it seems they are expensive now, look #📸│photos again, how much gold are they?
oyeah so rich guy
idk abt gold but a lot
you have 150-200k gold in stickers
i think
but damn
give me some xD 😛
show in #📸│photos ill tell you 🙏
come dm
why dm
yes bro
bcz u can't share pics in here
Yoooo
let me calculate
for the ump45 click on “check market”
and see how much that’s worth
Lol anybody here who wanan giveaway a knife skin to me 
haven’t got a knife yet either?
No
just like a fraction of your skins costs like 3k
2 years usp is 2k, mp is like 300
same bro
No knife 
brro me too
damn
come in game
@inner pollen i play later
yeah okky
is that alot
It's so Hard to get views in YouTube videos without kinfe Skin
yeah
brrh u are rich

its more than u think
Pretty good u can get a decent knife + gloves if wanted
Id say rough estimate ur inv is worth 3-5k
ibthink more
How much is my inventory worth, do you think 1 million?
yeah i think sso
Probably, z9 stickers are like the kato 14s of standoff
@opal bison how u get millions of gold 
give us some too
yeah
plzz give me some gold u are rich brrrh
I mean its his gold you cant just force someone to give them toyou
Yup
brro he is crazy rich
he can i he want too
Lol
why so many people willing to give there unborn child for 2 gold sent by someone they think is rich
cuz they aint got any money so... theyre desperate... i mean ive been there before lol
Lol 😂
bro its literally 2 $ usd for 100 gold go sell a soda or something get a job if you that desperate
cant afford 2$ sad
fr
i mean theyre probably a kid so
🤷♂️
I will buy next battle pass
look you can find a side hussle at 16 and if your anything youger than that ya probably shouldnt have permission with a parent anyways so
true fr 🙏
i hope the next battle pass is good tho
yea
i wanna buy bp but im too lazy to do all the missions 😗
Give id if you wanna see the akr
any
my id?
Yea
K
116515573
Go in game
custom lobby?
Yes
ok

they look so dope dude
Should i sell the deagle and get the new one from nameless?
I mean id you want to sure but idk if anyone would buy w the sticker
It would be a waste if you sold it for normal price
Not normal, i would put for example 100k and wait for someone to buy it
Maybe in some weeks someone buys it
True but will probably take months, yakuza looks better imo so..
Id stick w it
Still thanks for showing me dawg i appreciate it
@wind flare the perfect living being
Yes i am
No u not, ur floating in space for eternity
How are you pretending to buy a nameless collection skin
guys should i save up for that arcane fs9
fs venom
its like 60 gold
and i dont have any arcane skins
What will be the price of m9 bayonet dark shiver
Why not
The deagle from nameless collection is ugly?
I was just confused, that's not normally asked question
Kars got muted for saying azz with s
But he showed me your screenshot
It's really up to you honestly
I don't know if i should keep my deagle
But be aware that combo you have is worth 100k+
From the deagle?
How much would you sell it for?
Yeah, those stickers alone are worth way too much gold
I will check the prices in-game
And then I tell you how much it is probably worth
@opal bison broooooo
Each of those stickers cost 145k alone
And that deagle Yakuza with st is very rare by itself
But the problem isn't how much it is worth
It's more about if people would buy it
When something is too much expensive, people just won't bother
And you got the best combo
Like ever probably
I wouldn't trade that for the deagle from nameless collection
Your combo itself is at least 500k in stickers +18k of how much it costs in average
But since stickers on a gun lose value
Then it should be worth around 300k
Nerd ahh chat
People put offers with worse stickers for a lot more, but it is unrealistic offer
No one is going to buy
And no one asked
I don't think it is worth trading what u have for the gold deagle from nameless collection
He literally did though
You haven't seen the insane combo he has
Oh ok my bad
Do you like the combo?
Of course, wtf lol
The awm treasure hunter don't even come close to that deagle you have
That's insane
@opal bison y'know, each sticker on that combo of yours is 145k
The sticker
Is more expensive
Than the damn gold deagle you are interested in
So keep it
Guys do you hear about somebody named Device?He is Standoff player from Belgium.
Heeeey
That’s Nicee. I’m sad and ill so the devious duo.
Nicee
how fo i log off my account
That was me a few days ago lol
It was snowing here
Nicee

I’ve been ill for a few weeks now
how do i log off?
I'm sure you will be strong enough to overcome it
I will dw

U seen frieren?
Yeah
what u got
Ooh
I'm typing with one hand cuz I'm washing my teeth lol
Heyyyyyy
Like it feels like a cold but I’ve got a terrible cough where it feels like I’m suffocating
Anyone to play with me
new level of short attention span
lol
Frieren is so good tho
It's just multi task power
it shouldn't be sticking for weeks
maybe get checked
It’s fine
No ?
It is, I like when things get interesting like it is in the last few episodes
you the kinda guy to have subway surfer runs below reddit story readings
Yup
It ok
nah i never had a cold and went like
True
im suffocating
My attention span varies
Like I can’t breathe after I cough for like 5 sec to 40 sec
do your lungs hurt
Idk
I don’t wanna get fat
Honey is healthy tho
Honey wont make u fat lmao
It’s got a lot of calories
Sometimes
U count ur macros?
do they hurt while coughing
Yh
nice pfp@rich crow
At times I guess
U bulking or cutting?
Yo thx man apreciate it
Have lemon and honey
What then
Man just buy chough syrup
smoked
Or syrup for throat
jeera
Whats that
doesnt work
Where u from?
hold up
K
bro
What
Why
😭
çû míñ
Uh what
Thats a country?
weird dashes on the letters
Wait hold up
no its a spice
Ooooooh
im in india rn
whats your height
79 is good
184cm
55 is hunger
Ur gonna be skinny my guy
Yeah man
if you go to 55 you'll starve
Im 68kg and 181 cn
Nah I’ll look good
U wont
im not even kidding you'll look malnourished
U dont got muscle
your ribs
iPad
Yeah
yea with 184 and 55 that's like you'll fly
Don’t want
hi
into the air
Bro ur crazy
Fr
Not rlly
Yes u are
Nah
One message removed from a suspended account.
But self confidence will be high
ong
Nah man thats skinny
U will get bullied
I swear
society really failed you
How?
:3
I'll burn you with fire
Any mods on here
You seem pretty good at identifying terrorist, speaking from experience in that field?
Yeah lemme block you rq
@lusty oracle
@silk kraken help this lost fella who can't even tell who's a mod here
Ty mr terrorist id spare u ingame if i saw you
the very fact that
you can be confident
in being thin
and you're uncomfortable with your own healthy natural state
because of others
Average transgender be like
is society's fault
Get em
Give your card details first
Pliz promo code
no promocode
only way to buy gold is ingame? @bronze grove
Its please not pliz bruh
yes
u sure
yes.
Unless you're russian
Then on site aswell
ye i know that
Then why do you ask
Then put that money to somewhere better
what
most of them are confused
Mental illness mhm i know
maybe
Not cuz of others but 55 is a smaller number and would make me happier to see on a scale than it almost breaking
Yeah then go for 10 kg, that's a very small number will make you so happy
You made 0 sense with that. You're missing the whole point that you're already on a healthy weight for your height, and by lowering it to 55 kg. You're just malnourishing yourself, you'll be so weak that one slap will knock your brain out lmao
no scale would break from 80 kilograms.
if it does
sue the company and get money
79 is not fat
it is not
you're chilling
😭
weakness is not really the problem
self confidence doesn't matter compared to your health mate
normally a person's body
cannot support being on a weight so drastically away from their natural inclination
matt
mhm
it will cause immense damage to your organs and mind
trust me you don't wanna do this
just wait a few years
That's what I meant by weak...
yeah but you said slap so i assumed strength
Trans people trying not to destroy their body (impossible)
Yeah
Where is the brazilian chat ?
you just have to accept your body man
Take a left from 5 m ahead
check there: id:customize
like if after some years when the mind matures a bit and still feels like it then go for it
adults decide and bear responsibility
If your mind ain't matured enough at 18 then holy moly, may God help you.
(he is almost 18)
Yeah but mostly trannies don't make it till adults... if you know what I mean ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
isn't that word used to insult them?
Which word
the word you used instead of transgender people
Idk sounds like how you would call a bunch of them... like "Americans" or "Germans"
I know I’m trans for as long as I remember and I’m 17 now
okay then
so you were a child
till now
You being trans wasn't even the point there but ok.
just wait a bit and experience society
if you change your mind that's great
if you don't that's also okay
but at least you'll be able to hold yourself responsible for everything
Nah they blame it on the society
Trans is the best
Yeah transformers go crazy
I wouldn’t wait but I don’t have a choice
I can’t fund a transition rn
wait till you're 25
I have friend trans and is very strong people, transformation wow
Good for him finally lifting the milk carton
I’m sorry for my bad english 🙈
time will go by in a flash just chill
A full transformation is 30k dollars
Apology denied
Escort
Male to female
Aren't you a trans already
I have many friends girl and is escort, make 5k weekend 😂
This crap is too complex, why can't people just look into their chromosomes lmao
As if that's a job to be proud of
Not rlly.
Lose: 30k€
Get: self confidence, happiness, comfort in own body etc
@unreal sluice hi nice to meet another trans person
unfortunately it doesn't work like that
Hello:3
if it makes them happier and more comfortable, why say it is a waste of money?
Oh yeah let's pretend the majority of trans haven't already uploaded videos of them regretting the transition lmao
biological s*x is different from gender
first humans will search for food and water, then for shelter, if they have abundance of food water and shelter due to working they'll look for something else to do
Literally less than 1%
because the people who don't regret don't post about it
they will look within themselves
and this is the result
simply put, right now everyone is too free
I know that being an escort is not a good job, but in 3/4 months you earn 50k and finally you can become what you want (80% of transsexuals become escorts to afford the right operations, because they must also be done by a good doctor )
Do you know the story how that difference was created? It's pretty horrifying.
And people follow that, Pure work of devil
That’s not a bad thing
the devil is just an excuse for human incompetence
do you work
I’m in full time education


