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tough meadow
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btw james u full chinese?

gilded flower
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the famous chinese name ching chong

sour star
tough meadow
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cool

tall shore
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I mean, Xing xong seems good enough

sour star
tall shore
hexed igloo
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Yi jing'e

tall shore
sour star
hexed igloo
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my dead pixels slowly consuming my phone screen

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the fog is coming

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the fog is coming

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the fog is coming

sour star
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phone dying?

tall shore
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@sour star use sun tzu

sour star
tall shore
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I think it's a nice nickname legit

sour star
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😐😐😐

tall shore
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Because of art of war

sour star
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id rather use yueguang

tall shore
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Xing Xong gatoobeso

sour star
hexed igloo
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Chinese name generator

sour star
tall shore
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Damm, Xing Xong is actually considered derogatory, I thought it was just a funny joke in classic woodpecker cartoon

sour star
tall shore
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Is it like using the N word

sour star
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mmm

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kinda

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i do take offence to it

hexed igloo
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i thought it's one of the most common stereotype

tall shore
tall shore
sour star
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but im chinese

tall shore
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I thought it was just a stereotype joke

sour star
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im not chinese but im chinese

hexed igloo
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stereotype aint a joke tr_bromomento

tall shore
sour star
hexed igloo
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nitroless

tall shore
sour star
hexed igloo
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go ahead make a new account

sour star
tall shore
sour star
tall shore
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But they were actually trying to be offensive

sour star
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kirigato?

tall shore
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No

sour star
hexed igloo
primal rain
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shut up

tall shore
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Meanwhile idk, Xing Xong, language?

hexed igloo
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that's what a stereotype is

tall shore
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Who really cares

hexed igloo
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i just said

primal rain
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🐔

hexed igloo
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some may not be harmless, but it's just kind of wrong

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cause they were born that way

tough meadow
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so it's bad because it's like making fun of the way they inherently are

tall shore
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Lol

sour star
hexed igloo
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well

tall shore
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That was a long time ago, he seemed genuine

hexed igloo
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genuine?

tall shore
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I don't really care honestly, there should be a limit tho

hexed igloo
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he seems on crack'

tall shore
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He even helped us in airport, he was a kind man

hexed igloo
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well yeah apart from living with monkeys like that's necessary

sour star
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in eruope as long as ur not white ur getting racist comments

tall shore
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Me and my mother are white af tho

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And so is my father

sour star
tall shore
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Back in the day, people knew about Brazil thanks to football and Amazonia forest

hexed igloo
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if you're white it should be clear, cause there is no other race that is so out of the blues

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just saying

tall shore
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Ur taking more offensive than we did lol

sour star
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i take a lot of offense

tall shore
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There is a difference between ignorance and straight up being racist because you want to

hexed igloo
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i mean if you're unbothered with little comments like those good for you, i wouldn't care either

tall shore
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I have heard way worse in my life

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That doesn't bother me

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It's worse when people try to respond in the same level as well, you are putting yourself in a low level of maturity

gilded flower
sour star
tall shore
gilded flower
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poland

tall shore
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You can only feel pity for them

gilded flower
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and when i was working in liechtenstein i was told polish people just drink smoke cigarettes and be lazy

sour star
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it was viral on tiktok

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shouldve died off 4 months ago

tall shore
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Some people probably thought this was real

gilded flower
tall shore
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That does sound funny lol

sour star
tall shore
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I find one thing funny

sour star
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imma watch cspl now

tall shore
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Foreign countries have nice and goofy stereotypes about brazilians, meanwhile we make fun of ourselves

sour star
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cya

tall shore
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Like people who lives in Rio de Janeiro be wearing bullet proof vests for winter

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That's just a joke tho

gilded flower
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we don't really have any stereotypes about germans at least not any that im aware of

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more of that some weird people still hate them because ww2

tall shore
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I mean, there isn't much bad things to talk about Germany either way I think?

tough meadow
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just very high taxes

tall shore
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That probably

gilded flower
tall shore
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What kind of crime happens in Germany?

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What account

hexed igloo
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I'm talking junior highschool

tall shore
tall shore
hexed igloo
tough meadow
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there's little to nothing axlebolt can do to get back your account. But they can "punish" the people that stole it. If you have sufficient proof

gilded flower
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just not that many guns

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also many crimes are committed by people without german citizenship

tall shore
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Thats sad to hear

gilded flower
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10% increase in crime from 2021 -2022 1.3M crimes committed by germans and 800k by non germans

terse hemlock
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Got defeated by japnese players in Russia server Allies minus 7 o_stonks

tall shore
terse hemlock
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Ya

sonic fractal
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Yo guys

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I got +12 from a 10-2 win

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Is that normal

tough meadow
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yes

hexed igloo
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yeah

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-65 from 10-4 is normal too

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idk who got that

terse hemlock
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highest minus I got was 80o_stonks

tough meadow
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they either had much lower rank than yours or some of their teammates disconnected. Both of these give a huge mmr advantage

hexed igloo
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disconnected team doesn't give extra mmr now

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so it doesn't matter

terse hemlock
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Gives

tough meadow
hexed igloo
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i thought so too

tough meadow
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did they explicitly mention that in a patch note or something

hexed igloo
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but it seems im getting quite a similar result with me winning a 3v5 with them having higher ranks than me

tough meadow
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ah ok

hexed igloo
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might be just me

south trout
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the elo system kinda sucks tho

gilded flower
tough meadow
hexed igloo
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real

full mountain
hexed igloo
south trout
tough meadow
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never

terse hemlock
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Wtf Market place 0.3 gold skin is now 0.35 gold

south trout
hexed igloo
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cause i can't seem to catch a break involving into master-elite matches when im gold 3

hexed igloo
south trout
south trout
hexed igloo
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its so unbalanced that the average rank is Silver 2

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and beyond silver 4 is above average

gilded flower
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i mean before recalibration

hexed igloo
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lmao

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Maun after realising everyone is actually a legend

south trout
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in defuse mode i mean

gilded flower
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did axlebolt release rank graphs recently?

hexed igloo
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no

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only season 1

gilded flower
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didn't they do on their tiktok after s2 ended or something

south trout
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but the fact that even moba games have a better elo system is... funny 💀

hexed igloo
south trout
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at least this game feels better to play than critical ops

hexed igloo
south trout
hexed igloo
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can't say the same for Valorant tho, they seems to ignore their agents capability i guess

gilded flower
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"average kd in competetive mode 0.12"

hexed igloo
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lmao

quasi wyvern
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anyone wanna play comp im silver 2 id 102963682

south trout
quasi wyvern
south trout
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i barely play competitive mode after hitting gold

gilded flower
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i don't see any rank distribution graphs tho

tough meadow
quasi wyvern
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please somoene help me push im good but dont have teemates#

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right now and randomsa re really bad

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anyone down to play?

hexed igloo
quasi wyvern
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102963682

hexed igloo
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i guess it depends if they use like a scoring system or one of those bubbles where you have to win a certain amount of matches to rank up

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which i think is dumb

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critical ops kind of did

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idk if they changed it

south trout
gilded flower
sonic fractal
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@south trout

south trout
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hi

sonic fractal
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Rank

south trout
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Gold III

gilded flower
hexed igloo
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nice

sonic fractal
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Idk why but it feels like

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Good ranks start from gold 3 all way to legend

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All below are bad

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(I'm g2)

south trout
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there's some silver fellas who're pretty good too

sonic fractal
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Ikr

gilded flower
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rank means nothing

sonic fractal
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They lack consistency

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That's the reason

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fr

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Yes

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What is a good KD

hexed igloo
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cause its a death pit

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without proper mid control it would not work

south trout
gilded flower
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also ez af to nade but it's also easy to nade a

hexed igloo
south trout
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because i mostly ended up clutching at 7 10, 8 10 or sometimes 9 10

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which i still got my mmr reduced

hexed igloo
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cause A is easier to push

sonic fractal
hexed igloo
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its a CT sided map, what do you expect

south trout
carmine lake
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bro the starting T pistol is so bad

sonic fractal
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@carmine lake is good

south trout
sonic fractal
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Better than u sp

gilded flower
sonic fractal
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Usp les bullet

south trout
carmine lake
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bodyshots do nothing gotta be hs

south trout
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better than the $400 pistol

sonic fractal
gilded flower
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glock is good

carmine lake
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ya ima just not use it

sonic fractal
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@gilded flower Yes

gilded flower
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just hit head

sonic fractal
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Usp < kcock

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Glock

carmine lake
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im very new to mobile fps so headshots tuff

sonic fractal
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@carmine lake is fine

carmine lake
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are the good players i see in ranked using mouse and keyboard?

quick furnace
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Anyone interested in clan battle?
Server: India / Singapore

carmine lake
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like everyones pretty bad but every now and again someones goated

gilded flower
carmine lake
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ok cool

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im learning how to aim on mobile for valm

weary ermine
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Yo can someone give me a promo code this year and month?

tall shore
weary ermine
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BRO

sonic fractal
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@weary ermine yo can you give me 6k gold

orchid birch
weary ermine
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I didnt even have 0.20 gold

orchid birch
sonic fractal
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I don't have promocode

weary ermine
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I have 0.17 gold

tall shore
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Only YouTubers give promo codes, and those are limited anyway

weary ermine
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Umm telegram?

sonic fractal
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promocodes are scam

tall shore
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True

sonic fractal
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Just get gold Lol

weary ermine
tall shore
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If you write trollcode in promocode, you get minus 500 gold

tall shore
weary ermine
tall shore
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Try it in your main account

weary ermine
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Nah

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Wait I try

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BRO 💀💀

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Yo GK

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Buy my item for 2 gold

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But my item are cheap

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Like 0.05 or 0.07

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I'm saving for charm

south trout
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my charm is more expensive then my guns 💀

sonic fractal
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My badge is more expensive than my inventory 👽

civic rune
odd swan
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Hi guys

civic rune
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Hello

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What talk here

odd swan
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How to fast aim?

civic rune
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Traing

quick furnace
odd swan
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😮

civic rune
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And more traing

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Ok

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M16 Akr12 is help you your aim

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Xd

odd swan
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Traing✔
Training❌

civic rune
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I cant write english

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Gg

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Im turkish

odd swan
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*crazy

civic rune
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Hahahah

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I have a Akr12 carbon

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And M16 needle

odd swan
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I'm vietnamese

civic rune
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Eow

odd swan
carmine lake
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is iPad mini good for touch+gyro aim? Normal size ipad seems like it would be awkward but idk

civic rune
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You so ooor

odd swan
civic rune
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Poor

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Xd

tall shore
odd swan
carmine lake
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Hmm ok i'll put standoff2 on my bro's ipad and try

odd swan
carmine lake
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Tru

odd swan
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Im using realme q5 pro💀

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Small

carmine lake
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Im on cheap samsung im surprised the game runs good

civic rune
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Assume that me is half autistic and half schizophrenic

odd swan
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Standoff run good on most of phone

warped shard
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@marble mantle sup

south trout
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i barely see any vietnamese in here

south trout
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it's unnecessary

mystic ice
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anyone wanna play nl region?

ocean pewter
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Today mission hard

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10 headshots with 2vs2 in escalation

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No players

void bronze
civic rune
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Chat are you ready?

void bronze
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ready for what

ocean pewter
warped shard
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@tired stump sup

brazen kelp
jolly fox
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ready to mog

odd swan
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Ms bt đó

odd swan
raven oyster
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🐗

pseudo sleet
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Maybe coz of using third party app

tall shore
tall shore
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VPN just changes your IP

raven oyster
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definitely not SUAR or @ocean pewter

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infact i started this boar emoji trend

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and this

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🐔

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as well

pseudo sleet
# tall shore VPN just changes your IP

Yaa..... actually we face problems in playing CB ...which r rarely available on Singapore or hong kong!.....so we r forced to play in Russian servers!
Hence we need to use vpn

raven oyster
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third party apps are those apps where a layout or window appears in your screen in front of your game

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like for example a window

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some people get banned for using inbuilt game turbo/booster (iirc youll find the convo in this chat`s history)

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havent heard anything about vpn

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nice pooping

tall shore
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@raven oyster are u shoong

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I'm confused af

ocean pewter
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Shoonging around

raven oyster
tall shore
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Honestly

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I won't even bother

raven oyster
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@brittle knoll have you been impersonating me lately

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@ocean pewterclearly is

tall shore
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I don't even know who's who anymore gatoobeso

raven oyster
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and i dont know who the one is behind the alt account

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made in jan 17

brittle knoll
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Bro got an even more obvious alt this time

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🦕

raven oyster
brittle knoll
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🐓

raven oyster
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🐡 🐲

brittle knoll
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🐡

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(ekbeer got disappeared)

tall shore
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Who's ekbeee

raven oyster
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m249 ideology

unreal sluice
ocean pewter
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Ekber

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🐲

viscid rivet
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fn fal is being boosted rn

agile violet
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Anyone allies?

red lodge
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so players on PC can play vs me on iphone?

ocean pewter
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@viscid rivet what

viscid rivet
viscid rivet
unreal sluice
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Manhwa > manga imo

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Easier to read

grim drum
viscid rivet
ocean pewter
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I wish i could eat anything and not get fat

glacial adder
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What Best score in training mode elite players? Let me know so try to beat that score

rich crow
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Listen

unreal sluice
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Yokoso, watashi no soul society

karmic forge
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How to get promo code please?

unreal sluice
primal rain
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@stark depot

outer valley
# karmic forge How to get promo code please?

There are three ways to get promo codes (ranked from worst to best):

*Events. Like the season 6 dune event graffitis.
*Youtubers. Sponsored youtubers sometimes get promos from axlebolt that they can share with their viewers
*Sponsored tournament live streams ("Standoff 2 Cybersport" youtube channel). They give out the promos during random points in the stream

Note: The second and third methods have a redemption limit i.e. only a limited number of people can redeem them. You gotta be fast

paper tangle
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You forgot to give credit raisedbrow_3D

unique plover
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built like a pollo loco

paper tangle
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crazy

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No

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No

outer valley
glacial adder
tall shore
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@outer valley don't forget to credit me for making it

outer valley
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.-.

tall shore
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Which he copied from me of course

opaque iris
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Standoff 2 report fix when please

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Pls fox game ty

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Fix*

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Actually, please get better anti cheat you can't keep putting me with noob teammates on every gamemode and give someone who has 15 kd in the enemy team

outer valley
brittle knoll
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How is that a cheater

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It should have like 100kd 200kd if it's really new to be a cheater

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Like all kills only a few deaths

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🐓

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Or I'm misunderstanding it

vale isle
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Helper here

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?

brittle knoll
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Dm him

opaque iris
vale isle
ocean pewter
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🐔

brittle knoll
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There's a chanfe

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Chance

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But also a chance it's an ipad player

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🦕

deft ermine
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Wsp

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1v1 anyone?

wary plaza
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How to reach mods ??

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How the mmr works in this game ??

tulip kernel
wary plaza
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I just won 2... 8/0 games on allies

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And got 6+ and 12+ both times

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And I just won one more game 8/4 ang got minus -28 mmr

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What in the world are SO2 algorithm devs on ??

snow wraith
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hello

rich crow
wary plaza
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Bruh this they gonna me just play less

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This game doesn't want me to reach gold or what ??

outer valley
# wary plaza How the mmr works in this game ??

In every round of the game, your MMR either increases or decreases (not just at the end of the match). The amount of MMR you gain or lose is influenced by the following factors:

Rank Difference: If your team’s rank is significantly lower than that of your opponents, the game compensates for this. You gain more MMR if you win, and lose less MMR if you lose.

Team Size: The game also takes into account the number of players in your team. If a teammate disconnects, the game adjusts the MMR calculations in your favor

MVP Status: The number of MVPs you earn also impacts your MMR. The more MVPs you have, the more favorably the MMR system will treat you.

wary plaza
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Can you mmr go -ve if u win 7/5 in Allies?? @outer valley

outer valley
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the most important thing are rounds and mvp

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if u win 10-0(comp)/ 8-0(allies) with all rounds mvp u get the max mmr u can get

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if u lose like 4/5/6 rounds vs someone whos lower rank than u u get -mmr

wary plaza
outer valley
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silver 1 vs silver 4

wary plaza
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How can I get -ve

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On that

outer valley
wary plaza
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So I get -ve mmr because so2 matchmaking suck ?

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How is that fair ?

outer valley
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or u win 8-0 or its waste of time

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xD

outer valley
wary plaza
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I've played against higher ranks many time and got -40+ while my teammates were 8d to 0k manytime

outer valley
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if u lost 8-0/8-1/8-2

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u gonna lose even if its vs higher rank

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u need at least 6 rounds to get -5 or +mmr

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all depends in rounds, mvp and ranks(enemy or your team)

wary plaza
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But they put a noob teammate in my match why is this game so unfair in compi

outer valley
wary plaza
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Heh ?

outer valley
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just find a duo

wary plaza
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Well it kinda is boring

outer valley
wary plaza
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Solo compi is way too tuff isn't it

outer valley
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idk i played alot of matchs solo but harder than going duo/trio

wary plaza
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They match all kind of low ranks with ya

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True

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What rank are ya @glacial adder ?

viscid rivet
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are they fixing the ping?

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because its getting worse and worse

ocean pewter
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No

paper tangle
deft ermine
primal rain
rich crow
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silver 2 ranked math

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Is anyone coming?

bronze grove
gleaming willow
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Hi chat

ocean pewter
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🐮

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🐽

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My nose hurts

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Maybe coz of too chill weather

rich crow
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why is every single item i've gotten from pass this season uncommon ???

ocean pewter
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Bad luck

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I also got rare sticker only

rich crow
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two stickers two graffs and a gun, all uncommon/rare

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also, accidentally spinned the wheel and got..... an uncommon pistol

misty wyvern
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yo what if i finish the normal pass, but i want to buy the gold pass ? will i get everything just after buying the pass ??

winter saddle
sand sluice
shy prairie
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Just wanted to come on here and say I’ve never bigger dumbasses than my tm8s on this game😂 that’s all

empty fossil
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video games are for entertainment

vale isle
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@bronze grove

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I need helper

paper tangle
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He need helper

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@bronze grove but can you actually help him since I’m gonna drive back home

vale isle
bronze grove
next ocean
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no?
did you really think they are gonna make the game free if they release it on pc platforms
really?
yep
it's so hard to make an actual market system. thats why valorant is still number 2

this game is mobile exclusive because they cant survive on the PC platform. as i said there are so many other alternatives for fps games

primal rain
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@paper tangle dude I just saw a new

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Saying

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20 different state will team up with Texas and want to leave from America or something

paper tangle
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I’m on the road

primal rain
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Real or fake

primal rain
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Answer when you arrive

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🦕

empty fossil
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I don't think the world right now can afford that change

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I deem that fake

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or incredibly foolish if real

brittle knoll
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🦕 🦕 🦕

rich crow
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My voice call in background is not working

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Plzz help me

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I tried several apps ( parallel / whatsapp/ normal call / dc )

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🫤

brittle knoll
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Nothing u can do

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Except get a separate phone

gilded flower
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would be good if they made a port of so2 to pc

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world of tanks blitz did it

rich crow
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Does anyone got a knife

brittle knoll
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And cops

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But they removed

rich crow
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om tryna quit cops

brittle knoll
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Pixel gun 3d also did it

rich crow
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trading my cops acc

brittle knoll
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They called it pixel gun world

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Then also removed

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🦕

rich crow
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@brittle knoll yo

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u got any knifes?

brittle knoll
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It's as if this scheme wouldn't be successful

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🐓

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Because it also takes coding for two platforms at once

rich crow
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look at Carx, it was a mobile game car racing company and now it's basically competing with Forza horizon

odd solar
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...

lost trellis
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Bora jogar standoff

gilded flower
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rn it’s balanced because bluestacks is terrible

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wotb mobile has hard aim assist and pc port doesn’t

wanton nymph
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Is it possible for my friend to send me a skin?

rich crow
wanton nymph
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What are the ways

rich crow
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its kinda risky they should add gifting option

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also off topic but they should also add weekly or monthly boxes

wanton nymph
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Yeah it is

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But i also think that i cant enter a price that is low

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And yeah they should add gifting option

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Or something like direct trade

gilded flower
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they could add gifting like fortnite

next ocean
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because biden wants to remove the wall that separating America and Mexico

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and texas' governor said "we're ready to clash with the feds"

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idk if its real

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or not

paper tangle
steady vault
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Hey, give me a clan name quickly, please

paper tangle
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or Raccoon

steady vault
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Nioooo

paper tangle
steady vault
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Wtf bro no rats

paper tangle
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what about raccoons

steady vault
#

Give me something ambitious

paper tangle
paper tangle
steady vault
tall shore
rich crow
paper tangle
#

That’s way too long for a clan name

empty fossil
#

IBICF

unique plover
steady vault
#

Something short and ambitious

gilded flower
#

doctor’s degree

#

being a doctor is ambitious

empty fossil
rich crow
empty fossil
sour star
tight marsh
brittle knoll
#

🐔 🐔

#

Nice standard of goals

verbal imp
#

Denji type goals

tight marsh
#

real

brittle knoll
#

I wanna touch my forehead with my big toe

#

Let's see if I can

#

Yeah

#

🦕 🦕

gilded flower
tight marsh
#

who are we talking about

gilded flower
#

my boyfriend

tight marsh
#

was hoping to hear Don Pollo

brittle knoll
#

🦕

#

Is this really all we're gonna be talking about now

tight marsh
#

no

brittle knoll
#

Me sending emoji is clearly weirder

tight marsh
#

acoustic activity

gilded flower
#

i still didn't get an answer

tight marsh
brittle knoll
#

🐓
🛹🐤

#

🐥🛹

tight marsh
#

the hell is that

gilded flower
#

guess i ain that ambitious then

brittle knoll
#

(he took his skateboard)

tight marsh
#

is bro getting ran over by a skateboard

brittle knoll
#

He is really mad that he's kick flipping around

tight marsh
#

i will kick flip him around

brittle knoll
#

He thinks popodak is a flipping pig for that

#

🐓 🐤 "you flippiinng pig"

rich crow
#

hey is anyone playing?

#

im new

brittle knoll
#

🐡

#

(only non-iphone users may understand)

rich crow
#

i like minecraft

tight marsh
#

Minecraft fell off

brittle knoll
rich crow
#

minecraft that for good game

brittle knoll
#

Minecraft what?

rich crow
#

good game

#

for what?

brittle knoll
#

How do you Minecraft something

#

🐤

brittle knoll
#

We just ascended

#

🧠 🦕

#

And Minecraft just stayed behind

tight marsh
#

roblox better

brittle knoll
#

You are a flawed human being

#

Yo mama llama

#

🦙

rich crow
brittle knoll
#

🪿

rich crow
#

im big brain

brittle knoll
#

Very optimal and blood full of omega 3 and 9

#

And vitamin and minerals

#

And also with a lot of antibodies very great immunity

#

🦕

rich crow
brittle knoll
#

Skellelelelelel

rich crow
#

do you playing standoff ?

brittle knoll
#

Yes but my phone is in repair service

#

I have very bad phone now

#

For backuo

#

But i don't think I will plat sandoff anymore because I am playing candy crush saga now

#

It's very fun

#

🐖🐡

rich crow
#

and what phone do you have?

#

I have an iPhone 14

sonic bronze
random perch
rich crow
#

xd

uneven vault
wise pond
#

Lens help my

paper tangle
#

What

verbal imp
#

Hm

solid swallow
#

+1 im alone and play competitive

ruby matrix
#

Does this game have any human support?

random perch
#

i support this game

#

it has a great community

#

and impeccable performance

gilded flower
#

is this ironic

next ocean
#

humans does not support this game

#

because this game was created by an ai

cosmic garden
#

AAAAA

unreal sluice
#

Hi

cosmic garden
#

hi

random perch
unreal sluice
#

@cosmic garden sure ask

next ocean
#

me rn

paper tangle
hexed igloo
#

@paper tangle

paper tangle
#

@hexed igloo

hexed igloo
#

nighting

paper tangle
rich crow
#

Bro, I want to know why I'm falling with gold if I'm silver

#

Every time

#

And also person with lvl below 20

dry furnace
#

i think touching grass is more important

cosmic garden
verbal imp
#

Me patiently waiting for the battle pass to be over

gilded fractal
#

ive got mine maxxed

#

ready for the next

gilded fractal
verbal imp
gilded fractal
verbal imp
#

21

gilded fractal
#

oh damn

#

i spend way to much money in this game

verbal imp
#

Been there for awhile

gilded fractal
#

whats your inv look like

hexed igloo
verbal imp
#

It's a waste but

#

I haven't spent anything on the bp

#

So I could careless about completing it

hexed igloo
#

cause yeah

#

rank system is like
350mmr limit > bruh we cant find anyone > increase the limit

paper tangle
#

zaner

gilded fractal
#

im still trynna get ranked man

verbal imp
#

Cuz to them it's "logical"

gilded fractal
#

been waiting in que for 4 mins now

hexed igloo
#

their ranks are still hidden, they're put in the same match cause they are somewhere around that skill level determined by the calibration system

#

you can be unranked with elites

#

easier said than done honestly

verbal imp
hexed igloo
#

it never happened to me either but its possible

paper tangle
verbal imp
#

Maybe it depends on what rank you place last season?

hexed igloo
#

it might, I don't really have a clear answer for that one

paper tangle
hexed igloo
#

cause when i was phoenix the next season im like against around silver and golds

#

i think

paper tangle
#

what about caviar fatpepethinking

hexed igloo
#

I've said it before, but you can trick the calibration system by matching up with legends and other high ranks to get an instant rank boost

#

my friend use this to get legend in under 20 matches

verbal imp
#

Well I don't know them personally

hexed igloo
verbal imp
#

💀💀

#

Especially with 200 ping

hexed igloo
#

when i was rank grinding i always stop at champion or master cause the match just gets too sweaty and playing alone is a death wish

verbal imp
hexed igloo
#

honestly bro, they should implement rank pity for lower ranks that always complains
so when they get lets say 5 losestreak they will go against bots next match with 5 different people that's in the same state

hexed igloo
verbal imp
timber dawn
#

L game it restricted me for leaving the comp match even tho the match ended like wtf??

hexed igloo
#

unless im matched up with cracked team everytime

verbal imp
#

And I would especially know since I used to solo queue

#

It's miserable

hexed igloo
#

lol

verbal imp
#

Maybe a game or 2 but for sure

#

You'll just get average teammates

hexed igloo
#

not so cracked

timber dawn
#

Annoying

#

🤓

#

1 hour banned

verbal imp
hexed igloo
#

oh nah

verbal imp
#

Actually scrap that

next ocean
verbal imp
#

Axlebolt would take my idea run with it

paper tangle
#

I wanna eat crab now OS_WAHHgone

verbal imp
#

God knows what they could do

brittle knoll
#

🐡

hexed igloo
#

thing is the mmr without and protecting and other stuff is already quite skill based it's just that the mmr system itself is dookie

verbal imp
#

But they aren't listening

hexed igloo
verbal imp
#

Almost like they don't play their own game

paper tangle
hexed igloo
verbal imp
#

Fair

hexed igloo
brittle knoll
#

🐡 🐡 🐡

hexed igloo
#

asian move

paper tangle
#

Tropical- cheap, near the sea- somewhat cheap, in a town, affordable, in the city- expensive (like 200-400 USD)

verbal imp
#

Dam

paper tangle
verbal imp
#

Personally

hexed igloo
paper tangle
#

Tropical popodak_3d

verbal imp
#

I'd be a fat and buy pizza or something

paper tangle
#

Well

hexed igloo
#

like florida

paper tangle
#

I’m gonna go further south

hexed igloo
#

mexico

verbal imp
#

Aza isn't in Cali anymore?

paper tangle
#

like ima go to Central America

brittle knoll
#

Just catch a crab

paper tangle
verbal imp
#

Texas

#

Mb

hexed igloo
next ocean
verbal imp
#

Got mixed up with ewalk

brittle knoll
#

🦕 🦕

paper tangle
#

@hollow oak nabber

paper tangle
brittle knoll
#

Omg n word

#

🐤

verbal imp
paper tangle
#

No

#

He’s still here

#

It’s just he hates everyone in here

brittle knoll
#

🦕 🦕

paper tangle
#

Don’t know why but he’s doing his things

verbal imp
#

Makes sense

hexed igloo
#

real

paper tangle
#

Typical Californians

brittle knoll
#

Jajajajajjjajajaj

random perch
#

calfornians and their darn smog!

brittle knoll
#

🐡 🦕 🦕 _ _

random perch
#

i hate being sick

brittle knoll
#

Take vitamin D

random perch
#

my english isn’t wanting to wnglish

#

english

paper tangle
#

Englisher

brittle knoll
#

Vitamin D is actually good for immunity

paper tangle
#

Fruits

next ocean
brittle knoll
#

🦙

paper tangle
#

Vegetables

random perch
#

fruit is good

paper tangle
brittle knoll
#

Heck yeah

#

Vegetables

next ocean
random perch
#

better than candy

next ocean
#

but

#

still

#

too much

random perch
#

eh

paper tangle
#

Me adding lemon to my fruits

random perch
#

i like a bit of sweetness in my life

brittle knoll
#

Many people evolved to get a lighter skin to absorb more vitamin D

#

Btw

paper tangle
#

so the

random perch
brittle knoll
#

Like historically and biologicallying

paper tangle
#

very pale people can ingest Vitamin D better?

brittle knoll
#

And it was also good against covid but the doctors ignored the already existing research about it

paper tangle
#

Well not ingest but like

#

absorb

random perch
#

redheads produce their own vitamin d, even tho it’s not enough to keep us going

paper tangle
#

English not good OS_WAHHgone

brittle knoll
#

There are some statistics I don't want to mention about covid

#

🦕 🦕

#

I don't want cancel

hexed igloo
#

nah, we saw plants eats sunlight so we were like "bro what are we doing"

random perch
brittle knoll
#

I guess they do

#

🐇

paper tangle
brittle knoll
#

We just got less sunlight

#

When migration from continent

#

And theennn

#

Less sunlight need for moree

#

Vitamin D

#

🦕_ _

#

🦕

paper tangle
#

Vitamins gooder

brittle knoll
#

Calcium carbonate

#

Calcium!

#

🐔

#

Just eat rocks

#

Also vitamin D supplements do seem safe to uhhh

#

Feast on

#

🐓 🐓 🐓

#

But it's kind of a waste if you're not sick

#

I was like

next ocean
brittle knoll
#

Sick 4 days ago

#

Lasted 3 days only

jolly fox
brittle knoll
#

It was crazy

#

I drank a lot of lemon juice vinegar and a lot of vitamin D

#

Vinegar to digest food more poompedly and strongly

#

🐓

jolly fox
#

i think a bite of the sun should have been enough

brittle knoll
#

How about you bite deez

#

🥜🍡🍿🐓

jolly fox
#

too small try again

brittle knoll
#

Oh yeha

#

I forgot

jolly fox
#

3/10

brittle knoll
#

Omega 3 supplements as well

#

They give you what I can describe as an exaggerated feeling of comfort if you take them at night

#

Like when you finally washed the sheets after 12345 years, dried them and it's also really cold in the room and really warm under them when u get in

#

🐔 🦕

#

Serotonin

#

Fish oil also contains vitamin D but the fish get it from phytoplankton

next ocean
#

finally i downloaded hl2 on my phone

#

about to waste my next 8 hours

brittle knoll
#

🦕 🦕

vagrant ivy
#

Happy wasting

hexed igloo
weary ermine
#

Can someone give me promo code for so2 the newer?

brittle knoll
#

Jjjj

pale scaffold
cosmic garden
#

morning

next ocean
pale scaffold
#

ohhh

proper gyro
#

gold pass pls

#

:kafsmiling:

somber lagoon
#

How are the servers in this game ?

frank beacon
#

Stable pretty consistent

somber lagoon
#

Oh because some people who play another game keep on saying that this servers are really bad

frank beacon
#

It be like that

#

Not when you a real one doe

hexed igloo
frank beacon
#

I'm dead asf

#

🤣

frank beacon
paper tangle
bronze grove
#

@paper tangle real kebab man

paper tangle
#

real kebab

proper gyro
#

@paper tangle finished pass

#

actually mad and relieved

#

too real

paper tangle
#

Bruh moment

opaque iris
#

who the hell is nevell

paper tangle
#

idk

opaque iris
#

@tender orchid

paper tangle
#

who is nevell

paper tangle
tender orchid
paper tangle
verbal imp
#

Real

opaque iris
tender orchid
paper tangle
proper gyro
paper tangle
#

very mad it seems

rich crow
#

Hello

#

I just joined

verbal imp
charred gorge
#

Yoh

#

Anyone on?

rich crow
#

Guys any tips on how to get a knife for cheap since I'm broke

paper tangle
tidal wedge
opaque iris
#

DUDE

#

how can the MATCHMAKING be THIS BAD?

#

I was just put with gold on allies and my teammate was bronze and lost 30 mmr?

paper tangle
#

ahh yes

tidal wedge
#

Ahh e-yes~

opaque iris
#

Whoever said there is a matchmaking system is stupid because this ain't lne

#

One

#

Escaping silver is impossible wtf

#

It's almost like every new season they add maps with stupid pngs as textures and one new knife with 14 skins and call it a season without fixing anything?

rich crow
paper tangle
#

and also matchmaking is weird SadEmojiLookingAtMonitor

opaque iris
#

They had 3 SEASONS

#

To fix it

tidal wedge
opaque iris
#

They really got no one working there????

rich crow
opaque iris
#

Dude if i am silver but was in gold it should search for similar people, NOT only from the same RANK

paper tangle
# rich crow K thanks my G

I'd usually say get the BP but its about to end, there's also some YT videos on how to get gold by investing on skins and stuff.

opaque iris
#

Who the hell does the coding for this stupid (pretty) old game?

#

The same one from Mojang or what

tidal wedge
#

Relax bro

paper tangle
#

Its understandable though

#

can't blame him

opaque iris
#

Also COMPETITIVE match searches take FOREVER

paper tangle
opaque iris
#

Does nobody play compe?

tidal wedge
#

Its same to me but ye i stopped and watch some x to relax

paper tangle
#

watch some x

#

I wanna leave this chat already

tidal wedge
agile violet
#

Anyone allies?