#๐ฌโenglish-chat
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I have Oppo a98 snapdragon 692 5G, do yo think it will work
@sonic harness ya ig
i think So2 should add a fov and view model changer
@sonic harness try it
hey guys
Cya, have fun
That's very nice of you, considering I'm silver myself 
hey yall
well u literally said u dont play for ranks and dont play much of it either
It kind stings with ill intention after the whole marketplace discussion
You only accept your own opinion and don't open space for what other people is saying
Hey
What should i buy for 400 gold budget
This is my last savings
I will never get gold this year
Akr tag or dragon
save the gold
Dragon
wait some time u will get it
Prolly save the gold honestly
passively
i mean the market is really broken since its controlled 90% by russian community
Ak tag king
Dragon
What does that even have to do with pattern value
It's not like Russian people are boosting 2.5k knives
Or should i buy knife
pattern is pattern
I can manage upto 500
The price is a mirror to it's quality
and it also is being sniped by them
Specially for patterns
im also not rlly into small details
Reixu stop wasting money on game
@hexed igloo i am the one u helped with 30
@sonic bronze i spend 0 money
All grind
Nice
Hy im back:)
What promocode
is a 1.2kd that bad now why these clans rejecting me 
i guess
i downloaded yesterday and got 1.70 lol
What promocode
Guys Guys Guys
Ye ye yeee?
How can i ban a hacker
We still have to say it nonetheless
Tysm
No problem
Thatโs why I meant by braincells last time 
ฤeeฤeฤeฤฤeeฤ >:)
Nice Ff
nice kebab
Nice truck
nice food 
Nice what
phone
Nice Akr12 carbon

Xd
not real
Real
Nice sauropoop
Me
You
Nice ekber
Very real
Thanks
I gave him nitro
(fake)
bought him for New Years gift
Nice faking
@silk kraken is it real or fake
real
I don't think about it
ax man moment
It will btw
I showed you the beta videos
It's good as PC version
(And it will come out since the betas are out)
I highly doubt itโs going to be as good as PC version
any1 wanna help me in comp
Too real
or duos?
Nice edited
Iโm good thanks 
ok

M249 machine gun
M249 ideology
While I was playing Roblox, I came across a message like this: error code: 1001. What do you think I should do?
Ask to a roblox server
What
Ani people?
yes
@silk kraken are you available
can anybody squad with me in comp? im decent but i keep playing with bots and its brought me down to silver 1 ๐ญ

iBro Ekber
rani
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Hello im new here and I wanna ask how do I change my 5v5 rank when I get it
Thanks
No problem
Not even played those 10 games
Guys
Never try to eat a garlic with milk
The hotness compound in it is NOT capsaicin
It will NOT neutralize it
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So much pain
Lemon juice may do it for allicin
Why would you try garlic with milk๐ญ
Because milk can neutralize capsaicin
But capsaicin is a compound in peppers not garlic
I already knew beforehand but I still wanted to try
And literally nothing happened to the garlic's allicin, as expected
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I don't like spicy stuff, because that's really just pain
No actual taste
Then the actual taste is just kinda bitterness
I remember back from when I ate spicy things regularly and numbed my pain receptors
(real)
Oh yeah, I made a concoction in which I added garlic and lemon juice, that probably explains why it's not spicy ๐ฆ
Damn. That sounds bad..
I eat spicy stuff normally. Like peppers.pickles. and etc just spicy yk
I dont like sour stuff
Well surprisingly, taking vitamin C supplements will only give you a synthetic "ascorbic acid"
But the real vitamin C is from lemons "citric acid"
Might be even more natural than the commercial citric acid used in processed foods
Or kinda any citrus fruits, lemons are just the most acidic afaik
I remember my parents would recommend me lemonade for sore throats, that's prolly because vitamin c is good for tissue repairing and collagen synthesis
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yoooo we need a squad for comp if anyone trynna run we alr got 2
I mean that makes it likee elastic
@brittle knoll @rich crow I was mentioned yesterday?
yes
yoooo
we need broznes/low ranking silvers for comp
we got 2 and we can carry we js be getting bad teammates
U can do mentions:blitzkrieg_28 ๐ฆ
Evyllt was confusing someone else as you
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Even tho you kept pfp
I mean imagine anime femboy pfp or whatever that is
Yea I'd be shocked too
Who wouldn't make a new completely different account for that ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
I mean I can do Allies
maybe later I'll add you but im trying to get my rank back in comp with players who aren't braindead
What rank?
Send me id
aight
Im silver one
I dm u
Cool
@hollow oak nabber
@drifting dust BRUH
"You wont stand a chance"
Most people in this game lack brains to know how to shoot at what their looking at
Talking like its e sports or sum
Yo me too
aight
Mf I'm gold ur bronze your gonna get ๐ฉ on by the players i be going against
Then why'd you say silver?
Blud your not even sliver so idk why u dmed me
Bro sometimes silvers are more try hard then golds, and allso dont get so mad over a "rank" its skill not rank๐

Bro...
English only
@bitter hinge prv
Do i get gold for boosting server
@paper tangle Russian noยฟ
No
K
Game Russia broo!
Btw why cant i buy on standoff 2 store site
It says payment was not successful
Because you dont have a russian card
But in game it works
Visa accepted?
Beacuse i have only MasterCard
No, just only Russian cards
@wispy plank English only.
And i cant buy
Begging is forbidden
I dont beg?
(at the guy who I just deleted the message)
Oh ok
Where General chat @paper tangle
if you want to get your language role then go to id:customize
begging is forbidden
@rich crow im just gonna say for the last time to not do that before you get muted or banned.
okay I won't cry
do not rely on others' generousity, you will not find anyone who will give gold to some random stranger on the internet
there are better things, more productive or entertaining things to spend your time on

I was high while typing this istg

Real
Like getting money
Or saving it
indeed
(to support addictions)
(that was a joke)
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I am so cold
(he is only programmed to say i am so cold as a well thought response to something that's pressuring him to answer)
((such as social suspense ))
Wanning ***** all my life sucking on **** to pass the time
(I wasn't interested in holding a deeper conversation so I just ignored that message)
(I do not get pressured so easily, mwahahahhahaha your plans have been foiled)
!!
have a splendid day or a cozy night
time for me to depart
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Hai
Have a good nights rest.
Damn poorIwillc I understand ur absent'$ henyways how you all doing??? Doing good
Good
thank you mate, appreciate it
I will make sure to

((I was talking about sauropod))
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Hi

@normal anchor don't bypass filters or get muted.


Do so2 have codes
Idk
How to join fosaa
Just fosaa
Can someone that's Rich and dont know what to do with money could buy me a cheap siletto knife? Plss
how much is a stilleto
Cheapest one is 1093
Hello
But i putted out for sale a sam with the golden project z9 sticker for 1375
i need an acc to use
Awm*
@teal steppe u got one?
I got a SO2 acc
dms
Or just order the Phoenix awm with the gold z9 sticker, it would help a ton
I putted it out for 1375
But i can negotiate
go dm @teal steppe
Can anyone help me with something
wsp
Baso i have won a ranked match 10-6 and i was in the score of 40s but i got -6 points
Which z9 stickers
The golden one?
can someone lend me thier so2 acc
Thx
I did
Not for the price you said at least then
Gk i dmd u
Bruh
I thought you said 135 for some reason
I found one with that same stickers and more for 147
I gtg btw
Bye
I beg somebody answers me this and not blank me๐

why i can't join voices ?
Idk
thx you
Good
You need 2 or more language roles to get into a vc
i didnt kknnoow thaat
middle east
middle east
How to fix discord crash while i'm in standoff?
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I have 34 chapters of hero killer left to read
Before I have to start waiting a week for a new one
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which one do i get?
Fang haunt+ gloves burning fists
Fang flare + gloves champion
Butterfly Starfall + gloves shatter
Fang obisidian + gloves shatter
Fang obisidian + gloves plague
Fang โDamascusโ + Gloves โOnyxโ

Just send me the discord ID and pictures and thatโs it
@paper tangle how's college going?
1, 3 and 4
Gm
Moment
Who the hell are you 
Help
How much do you get paid for this xd
Canโt comment on this
With?
: (
Send a ss on #๐ธโphotos for me please
Well itโs only a temp ban
Itโs better than being banned indefinitely
Play on alt lol
Most likely toxicity against others or other small things
Wait you get ban for being toxic???
Yeah
Yeah
Like a week if they report you
Lucky im not banned yet
Let's all be honest.... Worst knife ever made is kukri....
Best is definitely m9 bayo
2md worst is fang
I love this game but I am bored now playing this game


I got a question when the new battel pass update comes out you can sell the skins u got from this battel pass or?
U keep them forever
Cuz i dont wanna keep a red grafiti in my inventory for the rest of my life
Yes you get to sell the BP items once the BP items are in the marketplace
Guys what a good skin to invest for 90 gold ?
Oh good ty for the info
No problem
uninstall the game
problem solved

gn dear peng
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why doesn't Standoff use the old menu from CSGO? It looks exactly like the weapon switching menu we've already got in Standoff#๐ธโphotos
god when will in game vc release
Uncomfortable
cuz it's a horrible menu?
it's so much more organised and similar to the weapon switching menu we have
even Csgo players love the old menu compared to their new one
die katze
who can sell me a knife for 2 gold
the cheapest knife is for 709 gold so gl finding a 2 gold knife
you have to try you have to try to get some
"csgo players love this menu" is no one ever and most players just keybinds the menu cuz it's horrible
bro
wake up
this game is not csgo
???
Guys
If you have a windows, check system32 for a file called "mpg123.exe"
That's a trojan that can record your microphone
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if you want a bayonet that's fine with me
Reinstall windows
The best thing
Also always decompress archives you download so that the anti-virus can detect the files better
Credit: a french youtuber
Yea been trying to do that, but takes effort to note things I want to redownload
And backup manually
Gotta sort everything
Nice adventure
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who can sell me a knife please for 2 gold itโs for a YouTube video
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You don't even have a channel in connection
Ah yes, making an expensive video for my 5 subscribers
anyone come to compeititive breeze ?
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I like Hiren's boot's theme and wallpaper, feels kinda hacky or likeeee I'm Gordon Freeman who snuck inside the comine's tower idk the name
There's software to do that iirc
I haven't used windows in years so don't remember the name
Most reliable if I do it manually
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Careful selection and notation ๐๐ฆ
I am making a literal update log every day
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So like you write down the software you update?
Spell
Updates of changes done and where I left off
I also uninstall programs after I write down their functionality and write down if I need them again after reinstalling windows
And also correlate functionalities with other programs
I used to do things similarly. Like write down how I set up my "perfect" configuration of windows so that I can replicate it whenever I do a clean install. But it became too much work
Then in the "update log" I say "left off in documents, have to back up idk whatever files I need for this project file
- ran out of space on sd card - uploaded to drive account x@.com - latest upload is on account z@.com"
Something like that
Damn
Nice idea
I forgot about the settings
Hello FOSAA Yourself
I also had taken a screenshot of the desktop if I want the same icons after reinstalling, but that's further beyond
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@bronze grove ...
You mean the citadel?
Yeeeee
I have no idea what you guys are talking about btw
Nah
Dystopian vibe?
whats better flip knife kunai or kukri
More like rebellion against dystopia
Because it's got some shining in it towards white
Flip knife
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It also got some 0101's thrown in there
So also it's like hacky
Idk how else to explain it
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Better option is jkommando
@tough meadow โ
u got it
The start menu is so nice
?
Yeah I have jkommando luxur
Especially with the "all programs"
@empty turtle Go dms
Nice secret begging
?
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Who wants to buy my awm Phoenix with the golden z9 sticker, only 1375g
The price is negotiable
What I really like about hbcd is that it only uses 2gb ram
Or so
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It's nice seeing that also on the retro task manager, very nostalgic and satisfying
I could use some customization ability on windows 10 (to get the retro stuff organically (without using third party programs))
@tough meadow you think I could modify the system files themselves for it?
I think generally u can already replace some, as long as they're likeee, signed with the likeee proper flags that like, don't trigger any security measures of checking files from windows I think (I think ๐)
W pb
Also fun fact, they legit put limescale in vitamins
"calcium carbonate"
Wow I love eating rocks to get calcium
yo
Meanwhile I got some vitamin D supplements, they extract this one from sheep wool "cholecalciferol"
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What's w pb?
Oh let's see how they add "magnesium" (oxide) in my multivitamins: "calcination of magnesite, a similar process to the production of limestone(calcium carbonate)"
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You mean ๐๐จ
nice my account got stolen
Learning opportunity
Can someone buy an mp7 winter sport statrack 599 gold with stickere worth of 5000-6000 gold(the pink mask stickere:around 2600 gold;Zone 9 stickere:Around 350 gold;Radiation Sticker:around 999 gold;Acordeon Bear: Around 1700)
I have a photo with kakashi
I want to sell it to buy my first ever knife
Profile Pic
Who think i can sell it?
puff
If youre bored with money please buy my awm Phoenix with the golden z9 sticker only 1375g
The price is negotiable
Lmao
Hi you have promo code please
20 gold best offer
Nuh uh
hello guys who admin in standoff not in dc
Me
Oh fr?
Ahh kk tjx br
u dont have rang in server
@rich crow can help
hi
Hey.
@quiet dock ๐ gl next time in scrim pc player
What's up?
next time dont be rude and dont rage quit
nice role man
i cant send screen

You can only send images in well... #๐ธโphotos
What buy with 116 golds
@rich crow i got a question
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Why when i go to choose the roles thing i can choose bronz-champion but if i have more tham champion ( master,elite and the legend) i have to proove it
in the game
because noobs could take the roles for the color
champion is decent rank to
Neither to elite
your name is literally light blue
how can a color describe that i am good
when did i say it means youโre good
it could make you stand out in the server
uhh...
thatโs what i meant
also you would get one trillion friend requests
itโs a way to reward players who achieved a certain rank
Yea i am not getting any
still stuck on 300
friend requests
lol when i had legend role for 2 seasons i got 100 friend requests from this server
i get some occasional message requests
any one competitive mode in zone 9 please?
now i barely get any
lmao
i meant discord friend requests

which i wont because they have a bad rep and are def not a good person maybe
Because then everyone would pick Legend.

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I got a question what a good skin to buy for 90 gold?
Buy all skins ๐
Voice?
Invest in stickers
Ty
arcane stickers
buy the ones from the pass
and keep them
a few months
they will get expensive one day
i have a friend who did 70k gold with only selling stickers
it's a good way to invest but takes years
real life years..
Thank you for the tips
Shop?

Yes๐
Anybody help me with sm
like i reported this guy for hacking on allies with a random i think and standoff 2 said i didn't provide video evidence though i did
they're also slow as hell at checking these reports
hi, check your direct messages, please.
Average 10 yo "your mother" ๐ค
it checks out
@rich crow why would you even post that here
Don't you have empathy for another living being?
Took them long enough to get him banned
That's why we ping helpers when something like that happen
Hola
I don't understand why people have this level of malice to even record such videos in the first place
we have created a global FPS game Event alliance to facilitate technical competition and exchanges among players of various games. if you want paly scrim or tournaments, join us
@everyone
DM for Link
If aza was here the guy prolly going to get banned right away
They deserve the deepest pit of hell
Animal abuse vid?
yes
yes
Cat getting chopped up alive
Axlebot devs and community supporters showed up quite quickly after I pinged a helper
Wtf
literally called mobile Cs
banned
Don't even think about it, it's good that you haven't seen it
The Ax man wasn't as quick as he was back in the days ๐ง
no dude what ๐๐ป๐
Oh yeah if anyone will ever know me on this server, my main is banned and has the exact same name
Would that even be enough
nobody
Literally no one
Dude you're fast@sonic fractal
everyone who plays other Fps games
He lasted 1 seconds
@sonic fractal bro I know another version of you and he's brazilian
why my message get deleted
By chance, do you draw?
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NK: multiverse of madness
Jokes aside, I got a friend that uses NK as nickname as well
Gege
gerogerigegege

What he posted
read
yea
Thats what she said
dam
and then recorded
He's gonna end up on some mexican gore shi
not cuz its alive or anything
are u saying it was already dead before they chopped it

so it ok
no im saying you guys only care cuz its cute
It's alive
and if its already dead then its okay
thats sad
no, i also think in other ways, what would the cat be thinking about that moment like they know absolutley nothing about anything and it must suck and its also sad
they cant do anything either
?????
do you think that as you're walking
real
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real
hi penguins
because they arent as silly as orange car
i love big ssa
hypocrisy is dumb
a55
i was talking about the cat, not the general population of all species
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yeah you'll feel
worse
if you eat a cat
than a chicken
i won't
dog i better than cat
(eat)
No its bad for torture
ok you win
Not coz of cute
hellbanianz zotat e rruges
el gato
gatito
in what world am i a vegetarian
general statement for everyone
i think id be actually 10kg lighter

saying any animal doesnt deserve to die is dumb
you can eat anything you want
except humans
yeah
why not humans
and raw stuff
karma gets you
It's almost like morality is kinda relative
i think
its literally

would you eat a human or your own flesh if you had no choice and had no food
did anyone know cuz hellbanianz jan zotat e rruges?
do the carnivores cry as they rip out the throat of a rabbit
or deer
'im so sorry waaa'
no right
Depends on how big the other person is. I ain't attacking someone bigger than me
id die
cuz
lol
sealing and healing that wound
will take more energy
than what it gave
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would you rather stand the rest of your life
or sit
both are bad
Sumbody tell me the promo code
El cat'O gore
Yo look at photos
i pick the sit option
a yes, the discord moderator option
3v5 in my comp game rn
ok
#๐ธโphotos decent idea? Probably requested before
when does the new season release
Hello
Which is the rarest badge in the game?
Medal 2017 or 2018 i think
2017 is rarest
bum bitty bitty bitty bum bum
2017 is so rare, it doesn't even exist
Middle of the year
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Thanks
10-9
hello
U tripping
It's 0 degree where I live and it is snowing
I'm good

I got -67 in COMP beacsue my game crashed and i couldnt join back in. So game thought i left. Is this real?
im still sittin in ranked allies match where opponents never joined
"waiting for players" 10+ mins
10
@tall shore so how will it be with my awm offer?
I will obviously not buy it
Kk
As I said, I found a much better offer with the same sticker
Ok
what r u tryna sell
Awm phoenix with a golden z9 sticker for 1.3k
I first thought he said 137 gold
Not 1.37k lol
And I actually found an offer with the same sticker for 147 gold
Gk u have spare gold
I'm not willing to give it
@teal steppe @peak obsidian check #๐ธโphotos, I found a AWM Phoenix ST with golden Z9 stickers plus three golden 5 years sticker for only 360, asking 1375 gold just because your skin have a single golden z9 sticker doesnt make any sense
And yours didn't even have stattrack
who can give me the legend role??
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