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So smart
He ofer me 1G for skin how much is that in math
Shoong tell me faster
Slow AI
10iq was spent calculating this problem
ermmmm โ๏ธ๐ค akshconding to my calculations (usuing my razor sharp pencil and utensils and also nanotypical calculator) 88+22 is equal 100
so 100 is right
yoyo im back
Thay math do well
Who is you
I hate the randomsssss
i meant yo yo im back
A
dog

dude seriously you gotta read subahibi cuz its not just a visual novel, it's like this mind trip like the story is all over the place, but in a good way. Characters have, like, these deep thoughts, and it's kinda like staring into the abyss of your own mind.it's an experience you won't forget. I might not be an expert at recommending stuff, but this one's like totally worth it
Why vc is turned off

Yoyo wanna play
For everyone
Nahhh
Actually true. This story was very deep in many ways and also unpredictable if you have no clue of what ur getting into. The ending was also totally uncalled for and you won't expect it either unless ur an expert when it comes to plots or something, but it is very intricate and complicated and that's the beauty of it. Takuji is literally me.

Fossa i take back my words you so math right ๐ซก
my name is dgtydlabhfoqnddnbcx not Fossa
Is dgty ok?
yes
Good
Hi guys I have a question, if I do crafting does it give me a random skin from next rarity or does it all depend on the skin I carry with
Random i think
Ask shoong he expert
I just wanna make more gold then I have and I heard crafting is the thing
True true
The intricacy, is it like on another level, and complicated? Oh yeah, but that's the charm, I guess. It's like unraveling a super tangled headphone wire, but, you know, in a good way. And about spoilers, gotta, like, keep that lid on tight, no spoilers here. ๐
Shoong you are so well spoken
Shoong if I craft will it be a random skin I get from next rarity or do I have to use expensive skins for crafting to get more expensive ones ?
Oh, crafting, huh? Well, it's like a game of skin roulette, you know? When you craft, it could be a random one from the next rarity tier. So, if you're feeling lucky, go for it! But, like, don't expect to toss in, say, a bunch of basic skins and magically get a super fancy one. It's a bit like life โ sometimes you get a jackpot, other times you're left with, um, not-so-fancy stuff. Good luck with the crafting adventure! ๐ฐ๐

We got ai shoong before gta 6
damn Hi butter
Oh, crafting adventure, huh? Well, it's like Minecraft, right? I love crafting I love crafting hamburgers. I mean it is pretty good game. Whenever you feel bored, just boot Minecraft and drown in lava, it's a bit like real life you know? ๐น Just jump out your rooftop, go headfirst onto concrete and get a new shining and dazzling jawline ๐
Sup
gloves plague + karambit universe better btw

Oh, Minecraft crafting and skin roulette, right? ๐น It's like mixing pixels and probability, a true digital adventure. Crafting hamburgers? Now, that's an art form! ๐ But yeah, Minecraft can be a wild ride; drowning in lava is like a virtual spa day, and the rooftop acrobatics, well, a shortcut to a new jawline, I guess? ๐ Life lessons from games, you know? Anyway, may your crafting adventures be as entertaining as your Minecraft escapades! ๐ฎโจ
What
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Nah
yes
Season 6.5
soon 
Mr. Blowfish, go ahead and laugh at the pixelated screen. I bet your underwater comedy club is a real hit! ๐๐
6.1
Ask shoong he know best
who is shoong
Nah 6.3
Oh, so Minecraft is the pixelated Picasso meets a fashion roulette, like playing dress-up with squares and taking bets on questionable outfits? ๐น It's like mixing pixels and rolling the dice, a true digital expedition into the absurd. Crafting hamburgers? Move aside, culinary school โ pixel patty flipping is the new gourmet trend! ๐ But seriously, Minecraft is a rollercoaster; taking a lava bath is the virtual equivalent of a spa day, and rooftop acrobatics? Who knew pixelated parkour was the secret to a chiseled jawline! ๐ Forget face yoga, pixel jumping is where it's at. Life lessons from games, right? Anyway, may your crafting adventures be as amusing as a Minecraft stand-up comedy night! ๐ฎโจ
Zip it when ur done baldy
npc's i swear

white house senior living
Indeed! Forget mewing, just take a little rooftop dive for that model-worthy jawline? ๐ I mean, who needs those subtle tongue exercises when you can just plummet from your roof and land with the grace of a cat? ๐ฑ Imagine the headlines: "Local daredevil trades mewing for gravity-defying facial workout โ jawline sharper than ever!" ๐ช It's like mewing, but with a twist, literally. Just make sure to check if your insurance covers "rooftop acrobatics for facial aesthetics." Safety first, people! ๐๐คธโโ๏ธ
True
Who needs mewing when you can have a jawline that defies gravity, literally? ๐ Forget tongue exercises; just plummet from your roof with the grace of a ninja cat โ facial workouts on a whole new level! ๐ฑ Picture this: "Local legend swaps mewing for rooftop ballet โ jawline sharper than a ninja star!" ๐ช It's like mewing, but with a twist and a somersault. Just make sure your insurance doesn't read "rooftop acrobatics for unexpected facelifts." Safety first, because laughter lines are acceptable, but roof-induced wrinkles? Not so much! ๐๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Zip it up when ur done baldy
Sounds like Ekber's flexing its dragon vibes, proudly wearing its name like a custom-made dragon T-shirt. Must be the most fashionable dragon in the fantasy realm! ๐โจ Go on, Ekber, show 'em that mythical style! ๐
The insurance disclaimer about "unexpected facelifts" is the cherry on top. Safety first, indeed! ๐๐คธโโ๏ธ It's a playful take on the whole facial exercise trend. Well done!
Thanks a bunch for the laughs! ๐ Safety tip: unexpected facelifts are only acceptable in comedy sketches! ๐๐คธโโ๏ธ Who knew facial workouts could come with insurance disclaimers? ๐ Your humor radar is on point โ keep rocking those chuckles! ๐
What are you guys on
no
Haha, no problem! ๐คฃ Thanks for the appreciation! ๐ And you're absolutely right, unexpected facelifts should probably stay in the realm of comedy sketches. Who would've thought facial workouts could have their own insurance clauses, right? ๐ Keep spreading the laughs and rocking those chuckles as well! ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐
why the 0.98
Gotta wait a lifetime
Ion really know
But I got a crazy pattern too so the price is appropriate
@sick cavebuttering
bro needs every single gold
If I buy the pass and don't finish it, will they give me the knife?
2 packs of sedap chicken i think
๐
gonna abuse my schools chili oil supply
Haha, absolutely! Your humor is like a VIP ticket to the comedy club of life. ๐ Thanks for the laughs and appreciating the unexpected facelift precautions! ๐ By the way, how's Popodak doing? Hoping that fluffy charmer is spreading joy like always! ๐พ๐คธโโ๏ธ"
no
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I am compelled to share a philosophical conjecture that challenges the conventional understanding of reality. It posits that our perceived world is not an unequivocal representation of an objective reality, but rather a complex interplay of subjective experiences and interpretations.
This contemplation urges us to question the authenticity of our empirical surroundings, considering the possibility that what we perceive may be fleeting illusions, shaped by the intricacies of our senses and cognitive processes.
In the spirit of intellectual exploration,
- YOYO
Popodak's on his A-game, you know, enchanting the world with his magical rooster vibes. ๐โจ He's been busy making blowfish giggle and pulling disappearing acts that rival Houdini โ it's a whimsical spectacle! ๐๐ช๏ธ Keep the laughter train rolling!
Popodak? More like Roosterzilla, wreaking havoc with style and a touch of feathered finesse. ๐ถ๏ธ๐โจ He's got blowfish rolling on the floor and disappearing like a poultry ninja โ even Houdini would be taking notes! Keep it legendary, Popodak, you're the alpha rooster in the coolest coop ever! ๐๐ฉ
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@everyone
This is the funniest conversation I've ever seen in a discord chat
Popodak, the legendary Roosterzilla? Side eye! ๐ค Feathered finesse, blowfish acrobatics, and poultry ninja moves? ๐ค Are we sure this isn't just a cluckin' tall tale with a sprinkle of whimsy? ๐คจโจ
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Sure thing! ๐ค In the majestic realm of Microsoft Word, here's how you can perform the mystical act of page deletion: Navigate to the page you want to bid farewell, place your cursor at the beginning of the page, right where the magic starts, hold down the "Backspace" key on your keyboard, watch as the characters on the page dissolve into the digital abyss. ๐ Voilร ! Your page has now embarked on a journey to the great recycling bin in the sky. ๐๏ธ Farewell, dear page. May you find peace in the electronic afterlife. ๐โจ
The message we received is quite perplexing, and I'm finding it challenging to grasp its meaning.
Press buttons. Start at top. โจ๏ธ Erase. ๐ซ Words vanish. ๐ Page to trash. ๐๏ธ Magic. ๐งโโ๏ธ
Stay'
Thank you, Shoong, for taking the time to explain your confusing message. Your clarification is greatly appreciated!
You're welcome! ๐ If you have more questions or need assistance with anything else, feel free to ask. Happy to help! ๐๐ค
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Mods please read my ticket ๐
i am so cold too
but not as much because i ate 12 scoops of whey
๐ฆ ๐ค ๐ฆ
Its time for myth busters
๐
Now we wait till tommorow
whatโs the issue?
When i go to buy gold/pass its says on russian 1000 G isnt enough.Please top up ur balance
the reason for that is because
your phone language is in russian, and you're russian
otherwise it would be in english
โ๏ธ ๐

you can report this issue here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me.
Bruh i just got baned and it says for leaving the match and i won that match played it to the end
Jdkdkdjjdjsjd
you mean 7 tons of chips
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Any admin to help me my account was banned?
you can make an appeal on the https://help.standoff2.com/en site, by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Other" > "Give us feedback", describe the issue, write your ID and send a screenshot of the ban message.
standoffer now?


anyone want to tdm so2


Djdjjssjdฤฑฤฑr
how get standoff 2 on pc?
With Bluestacks
ok i use ldplayer then
Aint no way bro asked this in the official so2 server
ok
Nice
Yes
Ye ye
@rich crow its gotta be him
its him
who
Join bro
hello me too
Last night I dreamed about the best rush rally 3 update
Gogogogoggo
Hello i got banned without reason what do i do?
Pray and hope
Huh
How do i do that
.
Here
This
Okay thanks
howโd you know i could do flips? ๐คจ
indeed I do
how do u quit clan
Yo guys i can't message on standoff support why's that?
Hello
can you send me a video of the problem to the DM, please?
Yeah sure
Should be in clan settings
Nice stalking someone
No I just forgot that I did that

Today I hang out with friends

In like 5 hours
Idk what to do since I already cleaned the kitchen
and the bathroom

and also showered
So you have free 5 hours until you meet

do your friends have heat
Yeah
No
๐ฅฒ
The heater got frozen over
Where are you guys planning to meet tho
Iโm literally gonna pick them up
Iโm driving to their houses
and picking them up
@merry hill Please make a new version becuse this game is full with hackers and its not possible to play matches pleaseโค๏ธ
Flexโ๏ธโ๏ธ
I only now go to deinstall the game and waiting update
Why did he ping the bot?
Driver license 
My ping is not bad bro...i swear the game have sooo many wallhackers and aimfov,aimlock players or no recoil regedit players
I know all hacks becuse i am in one server in disc of hackers and i know whst he all have
And i am not stupid
You are just
That one guy with license and car
In group
Dude

No I just
and the one guy without a license has a car
But the car battery broke
pro
Axaxax
He has to pay like
How much bucks for a battery
What a name car?
Oh yeah
200-300USD for another battery

inflation hit like crazy
Thatโs normal price of a car battery here
70-100 USD ig
what car
So expensive
2003 Mustang
Bruh...
My grandpa had a mechanic shop based on batteries btw
Just a fact

He is retired now
Iโm fine with my truck 
makes good stonks?
Realest
Still didn't saw it tho
avg person in texas istg
it works and his doesnโt and I always laugh at him
You can just look it up
Itโs just a 2004 Toyota Tacoma
@paper tangle explain why 90% of the ppl in texas drive trucks
They usually have Rams or Fords
is it bc of the roads?
Dude
You got the
Goddamn terrorist truck
Lmao
๐ฒ
Itโs because itโs heavily marketed here
wym
Watching the conversation
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Every time you want to buy a car in Texas
movies
They usually just show you a truck
damn
Culture moment
no wonder why they only have trucks in movies filmed or based off of texas
It doesnโt make sense to any of you but it does to me
Yeah totally
Hey
Go witch me to voice chat
Like
Itโs usually like Ranches or something with trucks in Texas
Ara
Tools
Ja
Stuff
Nice stuff
Do you guys carry nuclear bombs too
itโs the norm
@mint hazel only English here
Yes
A trash can outside the house
Where do you guys took the trash
Ok
or towns
I am form warszawa
Not really
Thereโs a difference between the 2 of them
Since onceโs for metal and the other or plastics and normal trash
Normal trash
And the one for metal I usually get like parts for a car
(trash is trash in Turkey)
Like customizing
(no sorting
)
real
of
Let me explain
In turkey
There is trash cans outside of every house
Mostly 3 on every street
You put your trash stuff there
like
And every week (it's Monday ig in my area)
There is a big trash car goes around and takes every trash can
batteries away from daily trash
Actually
or colored and non colored glass
There is sometimes sorting and mostly it's metal, glass, oil, battery and maybe clothes
for pap
Which is really rare
paper
and the junkyard if we missed the weekly truck
realest
I can't go kilometers away to just throw my glass trash
it be like that
mine is also bad 
nah aint no way bro
yo country racist
, putting them to a mini car
๐
And selling them
Are we like in the 1900s during WW2

oh
But it became nirmal
Yeah
they tryna survive 
per kilo u get how much money
You want that trash?
ye?
Uhh
I sold my old books and stuff
It was like
like
I want Buttah 
when i was 3 in china
Lemme ask to my dad
๐ณ
He knows
we used to gather up paper and plastic trash
and send it down to like the station or sm
and there we would be able to sell them for like
15bucks
rmb
so like
2euros
moment
@sour star
Well, There's a lot of Chinese (mostly old people) collecting trash and sell em here in Malaysia but it's completely fine 
but considering eything being cheap in china 15 is actually quite a bit of money for like 5kg of trash
They just wanna survive
Like 25 cent
Same here
Racism isnโt a crime in the US and I find it funny
What
but u can get cheap food clothes acessories etc

Yeah
What the hell
so yall can say the N word as a white person and its fine?
So I can just
Throw n word to black people
And nothing goes wrong expect for bullets in my head
You might get beat up by them
But overall it isnโt a crime

im going to america boyyyy๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ
Man I hate America now
The worst thing that can happen to you is just dying
so if they hit me i could just bring thenm to court no?
and the smallest thing is just being beat up if on the wrong street
You could with evidence
The racism in US is was just on movies or stuff
it's classified as hate crime actually
Is it that much irl
Ain't no way you didn't know that โ ๏ธ
I think Texas doesnโt have that law
Im liy
global offensive
I thought they left it in 90s
Because itโs very normal here
Interesting
No that was just Martin Luther King ranting about things
I didnโt pay attention to his rants
corruption
No slowmode?
because he was assassinated
they werent able to vote
k no slowmode
damn
๐
Who is he
Technically they could vote because of the 13th 14th and 15th amendment back in the 1860s
back then in oklahoma or alabama black ppl werent allowed to vote
and he fought for that
Itโs just it wasnโt really enforced
Mine it is
they could but they had to answer some redicilous questions to vote
Bro Im saying Lying xd
But I should play standoff 2
Hi
Black dude that fought for his people in America
Hello
Hi
@paper tangle do i know more about ur damn history than u?
he was cool and got his own week
than an american?
Ohio
Ej
Dawg I donโt care
Sjjsjs
Ey
Plus American history is short
I an frredy faz ber
itโs really small compared to other countries
Im Usp
Bro do you know wjo is
Meanwhile Turkish history:
(it's so long)
I have this in trash
yall omly existed for like 200yrs
Like you
(SO long)

Really in History class all we learn is State History (depending on what state you live in), President history, and then US history (which is mostly wars and economic history)
We are talking about ~800 years from Ottoman empireโs start
And
how much bc
Both Turkey and ottoman empire
Have so deep topics
Especially thrkeyโs first years
and u managed to only know ur rights
like a typical american
We barely get to learn our rights
freedom!!1!11 ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฆ
We only get to learn the Bill of Rights and the Constitution
the rest is on law school
1299-1923 Ottoman empire
1923-present turkey
Thatโs way too long 
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Because Ottoman pro
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if the savannah prices dont go up ima atually go die in real life i spent like 200 g on them to lose like 150 g
Real
should've bought tiger ๐คทโโ๏ธ
i just googled my countries history and ur countries history my country has 1000 years more history

What is your country
you got way too many tigers
bro does not read names
not selling a damn one either

till the price hits 5g
If China
Are you waiting for them to be more expensive??
then i'm gonna push it back more

Dang
Youโre gonna break the Tiger price fr
Did China ended Byzantine before
Ekbeer
Hello guys
Breaking the market simulator

what the heck is byzantine
An Empire
uhm
Please say you are joking
pronounciation inn chinese?
Someone help my be silver
vuz there is no such thing as byzantine
๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
How the hell do you not know the Byzantine empire
Plis
I'm not
Relax
It's just joke
Guys

I wouldโve said the same thing ngl

๐ ๐
Pls you id
ive never heard english names for chinese empires
Old greece
relax liberals
As you can understand ig
i need it in german then
Itโs not even a Chinese dynasty
Same but i didn't want it
I canโt even say it
Pls you id
what
What
byzantines were eastern roman
Google it

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Oh thanks
Byzantium in British English
(bษชหzรฆntษชษm , baษช- ) noun. an ancient Greek city on the Bosporus: founded about 660 bc; rebuilt by Constantine I in 330 ad and called Constantinople; present-day Istanbul.
Meowww ๐ฒ
๐
Pls id
i just googled
and likw
Pls id
Pro


You can try to find players on #1044085342308941944 even though itโs dead
Byzantine is Roman tho
i only know of greek and roman
Sneaky beaky like
If I don't miss something
brain rot
bc they were roman
Ok wait
we just call them romans
Sorry if I say something wrong about terms
If you only know Romanโs and Greeks
Yeah
east and west romans were very different
Why not like the actual Romanโs
West are just
i only learnt abt how they lived etc
Around italy
Fair enough
wym
mote than just italy but yeah
east is part of the balkans and turkey i tink
then further eats
Your tummy doesnโt hurt anymore
๐ช 
That's not important with Turkish history
@primal rain
st
r
Yeah yeah
Do you know vodka bey?
proud turk found
I was sleeping all the history classes, because I don't give a damn
Dude
๐
He deleted like 3 accounts
turkey history only important history ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท
I still don't give a damn
Sigma headset
I want to learn the culinary aspect of Turkey
greeks in different font
For me yes
It's my grandparents

Also thanks to education system there
They don't talk about other histories
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Maybe few words
when trading system
When new man cave 
real
For some reason a long time he said that he wont use discord but now he returned
do y'all have publix @paper tangle
In Texas?
How do you know those about him
yes
Turks๐ฎ
๐ฆ
Secret
Ekbeer
Nope
Meoww
๐ฅฑ
The hell is that too 
๐ฟ
๐ฆ
Du bin where
Iโm just gonna
best grocery store
goated deli
Ah man that was a third english
i got chicken and a can of yerba for lunch
Must be better than H-E-B
only 9 doller
If you are friend or something with him

I'll ban him from everywhere if he does those again
9 dollor
9*5 45
Tell him that
never noticed how different states tend to have entire branches of grocery stores
Thatโs cheap
Bro can u help me play against some ppl?
No gotta study
k
yea we don't have any krogers here
but we have publix which is southern exclusive
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Still
yea my car was frozen this morning
1vs5
Itโs cold through out America
questionable
My truck is barely thawing
Imagine using fahrenheit
publix rotisserie along side their juice and mashed potatoes goes very well
Imagine using kelvin
Bro just one match
Just one defuse
oh yeah i got some snow here yesterday
Dude i got test week
their chicken tenders are goated btw
itโs all ice by now
I sometimes use Celsius
driveamount
Just one defuse bro cmon
Almost finishing whey bag
Bro can u help me play against some kids
๐ชฟ
Im getting outnumbered
why
๐ชฟ < made from pure whey
Im getting outnumbered and this guy keeps on calling friends to ply
While i bave a trash team
I just need u bro if we duo
We can clap them
Just two matches
another southern exclusive store thatโs goated is racetrac, itโs like a beefier gas station
Its like a mini scrim
I got beef w these kuds
Can u help
1v5?
"Kuds"
Smth like that
๐
My team is trash
What about km and mile
55 km ยฐ
I hated learning that in Physics
all I know is that
1000 meters is just 1 km
Pro

Also its centimeters when calculating someoneโs height
Hi
yeah I know
1 meters = 100 cm

Imagine people who are 168cm
im 173

Goated wid da sauc
hes stalking u
And I grew more
Totally reached 170

get better
hello shoong 
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Simple effect of whey
You are smaller than j thought
real
im 180cm
Wow midget
Ekbeer
I am not 756

I'm actually 777cm now
I'm growing as we speak
My bones are absorbing calcium from whey very true
๐ก
Still don't know who made it
๐
Goood night, wish you all great heights over 3 meters (at least)
realest
Where did you found it

always happens
.
Hello
game died ๐
Yaa
Im unmutes now
Try Singapore or Russia
yeah ive been playing russia but my ping fluctuates to 250 there
Doesnโt matter game has ping advantage
it's just unfortunate, not really anything you can do about your region not playing so2 much
yeah lmao the gameโs hardly played here
most people play the game for gigs then leave
I do not think so
I donโt get any coins anymore but i win duels
unlucky, maybe you can try another gamemode
if that doesn't work, perhaps there is actually a cap on coins
Hey everyone
It did work
Thx
no problem
Did the market is lower price at the start of a new season ??

So it will crash ?
Anyone here read hero killer?
i spent about an hour on 1 assignment










