💬│english-chat

[proper gyro]

even i don't know that

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[paper tangle]

You can look it up if you want

Ima get my self some bandages

[wary pollen]

Wait it’s one of those nsfl gore video’s

[brittle knoll]

It was basically

[tall shore]

Is it about the bumble bee thing?

[brittle knoll]

Maintenance of tuna oven

And it got turned on

[wary pollen]

I don’t watch those kind of video’s

[brittle knoll]

Why do you need a video

[wary pollen]

Not good for the mental health🤓

[brittle knoll]

That's all u need to know

🐓

[wary pollen]

Yeah but there are video’s

[brittle knoll]

You flipping pig

🐤

[wary pollen]

You flipping pig

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[tall shore]

I have found just news about it, I don't know if there is a video

[brittle knoll]

Why would there be a video of it, imagine someone filming that

[wary pollen]

I see, i mistook something my bad

[brittle knoll]

Imagine a camera inside the oven even

[tall shore]

But basically a dude got cooked together with lots of tuna accidentally

[brittle knoll]

Craziest story I've ever heard

Tops everything

Woahhh

[wary pollen]

Yeah well thats quite, not nice

[tall shore]

Yeah, it's tragic

[brittle knoll]

Also it was a guy doing maintenance

[wary pollen]

But we gotta be honest, tuna is hella delicious

[brittle knoll]

I am absolutely stunned by this information I got tonight

This is me rn

🐤

(very worried and anxious)

[brittle knoll]

If I was rich I'd only eat tuna

But ☝️🐓

I'd be concerned about its manufacturing if we're talking canned

[wary pollen]

Yes agreed

[paper tangle]

No

[paper tangle]

No

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[tall shore]

I don't even wanna let out what I think it is

[brittle knoll]

It's the big bang

🦙

[wary pollen]

No it was god

[brittle knoll]

You mean pod

🦕

Sauro pod

[wary pollen]

Anyways i gtg to bed so bye y’all

🦕

[brittle knoll]

👋🦕

[paper tangle]

Big Bang Theory

[brittle knoll]

I can't find my daily premade toilet paper earplugs

I need to make new ones

🐓

[brittle knoll]

The big bang was created

[tall shore]

God could have made the Big Bang happen

[brittle knoll]

.

[paper tangle]

I’m so tired

[brittle knoll]

Yee

[paper tangle]

It’s barely been 2 hours since the League has started

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[tall shore]

League of what

[paper tangle]

Bowling

[tall shore]

Are you playing bowling?

[wary pollen]

Maybe yes maybe no

[paper tangle]

No

I’m a mechanic remember

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[tall shore]

Schrodinger's Cat²

[wary pollen]

Fr

[brittle knoll]

Popodak bowling

[tall shore]

Tune my car btw

[wary pollen]

Personally i don’t believe in a god but ofc i could be wrong

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

What

[brittle knoll]

Nice pigging

[wary pollen]

I mean i can’t ever remember being wrong but

[tall shore]

Don't you know about car tuning?

[paper tangle]

no

[tall shore]

Need for speed underground

[paper tangle]

I literally stated my job to you

[brittle knoll]

🎱🐂

[tough meadow]

How often does something break over there

[paper tangle]

very often

we have the old model while the other place has the new model and that barely breaks

[brittle knoll]

🐫

🦙

[broken moon]

Does anyone here know how to report a hacker? This is your ID and you have more than 1400 points in a competitive match

205502377

That's the ID

[paper tangle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[proper gyro]

bro just generalized all mechanics to car mechanics

too real

[rich crow]

Where do I find promo codes

[jolly fox]

blub

[tough meadow]

sponsored tournament live streams, sponsored youtube videos, or events. Also Black Clover is overrated

[tall shore]

Lol, I just noticed that 😂

Wasn't my intention, in my country, when you say mechanic, it is generally normal to assume you are talking about a car mechanic

I was ignorant

[tough meadow]

why're you being so apologetic over this lol

[tall shore]

British moment

Or Canadian, idk

[tall shore]

I actually got a bit of a fever, it might be that

[tough meadow]

tons of people are sick rn

get well soon

[paper tangle]

Flu season

[paper tangle]

I think you should have the list one that you have as a clipboard

As in this one

[tough meadow]

yea I got bored of copy-pasting

[paper tangle]

lmao

understandable

I go to that one whenever someone on how to get them because the one in helpdesk is just links to social media

doesn’t really explain a lot

[bronze grove]

l want to sleep

@paper tangle gm

[paper tangle]

Same

[paper tangle]

Morning

I wanna leave work

(My workplace)

[bronze grove]

✅

Anyways lm going to course

[paper tangle]

Alright

[bronze grove]

l will back in a 2 hours

[paper tangle]

Chats dead so

[paper tangle]

Gl

[bronze grove]

Ty

[bronze grove]

Fr(

[paper tangle]

Fr

Makes life easier

[tough meadow]

it's my birthday and I'm sitting alone in my room, drinking cola and playing so2

I just pulled a sick 1v4 clutch tho

ty ty

[tough meadow]

(it's only 10am. I'll go out with my friends later. I'm not pathetic)

[proper gyro]

only 10am

too real

[paper tangle]

Happy Birthday man

I hope you’re doing well

And have fun with friends

[sick cave]

Damn, Happy Birthday Changba

[tough meadow]

thanks guys

[inner pollen]

hey man happy birthday

well guys anybody know how to obtain veteran medals ?

@bronze grove

[digital panther]

Happy b-day ❤️

[rich warren]

Happy birthday,🥳🎂

[verbal imp]

Everyone's birthday is today
Happy birthday

[paper tangle]

[restive briar]

[paper tangle]

what the pupyrka doing

[restive briar]

playin apex

enjoying my weekend

[paper tangle]

nice

I just got back from work

and playing Valorant currently

[restive briar]

damn dont forget to shower at least once a month

[paper tangle]

thanks for reminding me

[restive briar]

[paper tangle]

[tall shore]

I have just seen an ak carbon with a 16k gold sticker on it in the marketplace

[bronze grove]

A

@restive briar gmm

[keen spindle]

Me

[restive briar]

morning

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

sheesh how's the ff7 colab?

🐓

[paper tangle]

hes like

[restive briar]

nice

new sword is hilarious

[proper gyro]

saw the clips

it looks hella broken

[restive briar]

it is

[proper gyro]

some jp players doing some nutty bhops with it

[sick cave]

Apex colab with ff7?

[proper gyro]

yea lmao

[sick cave]

Damn

I need to check that out

[proper gyro]

buster sword is funny

i think it's an global melee cosmetic

[restive briar]

yes

and also an event weapon

[sick cave]

Lmao, That sword is too big

[proper gyro]

called the buster sword for a reason

[sick cave]

Looks hilarious

[hearty frost]

where is the promo codes

[buoyant glen]

💀💀

[paper tangle]

I heard its gonna be a Heirloom afterwards that anyone can put on

[toxic marlin]

I need promo code

You can dm me

[restive briar]

it already is

[toxic marlin]

Hey

@restive briar

Are u developer?

Nice to meet ya

[restive briar]

yes, we are not giving away codes here

[toxic marlin]

Btw its showing im silver

But i ain't

Im bronze

[restive briar]

id:customize

[toxic marlin]

Ok

[paper tangle]

[toxic marlin]

I wanna talk in dm

[restive briar]

I dont do that either

[toxic marlin]

:/

Did i made a achievement?

[restive briar]

You can talk to me here

[toxic marlin]

I have 1035 guns

Ig im the first person

[paper tangle]

he simply wants some privacy

[toxic marlin]

Yep

[restive briar]

What do you mean?

[toxic marlin]

Really

1035 guns

999+

I even have proof

[restive briar]

You mean skins?

[toxic marlin]

Yep

I used the wrong word

[restive briar]

Nope, you are not first

[toxic marlin]

Then who is first

I wanna know

[restive briar]

1k is not that impressive too

[toxic marlin]

😭

Everyone makes me sad

[paper tangle]

but I never hit 1k skins

[restive briar]

Some ppl have 50k and their game just stops working lmao

[primal rain]

good morning pupyr

[restive briar]

Dont be

[toxic marlin]

I wasted 60g on buying 1035 guns

And i want my g back

[primal rain]

which one

nah

[toxic marlin]

But thats impossible

Im really mad

Its my fault

[primal rain]

he went

[paper tangle]

[toxic marlin]

Can anyone help

[primal rain]

about what

[paper tangle]

I wasted like 400G for stickers

[toxic marlin]

If i sell those guns it will take a year

[paper tangle]

(it was all packs)

[toxic marlin]

Because ill i have to select each skin manually

[primal rain]

(stoobid)

[toxic marlin]

Is there a way i can sell 1000 guns at one time

[paper tangle]

[primal rain]

no

[toxic marlin]

Sorry mate

[restive briar]

Crafting is faster

[paper tangle]

crafting is a gamble too

[restive briar]

But you'll lose some g

[toxic marlin]

But i don want that

[paper tangle]

there is a higher chance to get more g tho

[toxic marlin]

Cant a dev take all my guns and give me G?

[restive briar]

Na

@hollow heron cmon man, grow up

[toxic marlin]

I wnna

Theres no one who can help me

😭

Why did i do that???????

[restive briar]

Bcs you were wondering

[tall shore]

Hey @restive briar, is there an average time for collections to change in shop? I was wondering that

[restive briar]

Its not that bad

[toxic marlin]

Wdym

[scenic crown]

Add revolver please

[toxic marlin]

What im gonna do with 1k skins

[scenic crown]

Just delete the account bruhh

[toxic marlin]

But it will waste my 60g

• that frosty chaos spin is dumb

Me

Whats ur username

UID

Ok

[tall shore]

I need an mp5 skin

The best one is the one from z9 collection

There is too few of options for that gun

[toxic marlin]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/72254014

72254014

Is my id

@rich crow

No

I wasn't able to find u

I did

How do i explain

Check dm

[verbal imp]

Dam

My kdr dropped

Not gonna bother get it back up

[eternal forum]

skill issue

and why can I see 2 pfps

wtf

[verbal imp]

Skill issue?

[eternal forum]

yes

[verbal imp]

Fair enough

I dont rock with the game like that anymore

Truly disappointed

[eternal forum]

Same

[paper tangle]

I just got my ranks on Val

I got S3 with 50rr

bro I wanted gold

[verbal imp]

How much til gold

[paper tangle]

50

[quiet phoenix]

Hi

[paper tangle]

lemme send ss

on dms

[verbal imp]

[paper tangle]

out of my 5 placements games

[eternal forum]

Then get better aza

[paper tangle]

i lost once

because of 5 stack

[verbal imp]

So then how did u get s3 then

[paper tangle]

because rank reset

and its a new season

and theres a lot of players because of my high rank last season

[verbal imp]

Oh

[paper tangle]

I was so close to plat 2

[verbal imp]

Dam

[paper tangle]

i sent photo on #📸│photos

[verbal imp]

Reach for diamond

[verbal imp]

Yeah i saw

[paper tangle]

that's my goal

Diamond

[verbal imp]

Still confused why u got silver

[paper tangle]

probably because my loss

[primal rain]

Nice valorant

[verbal imp]

What rank were they

[paper tangle]

my high hidden rr is killing me dude

[paper tangle]

peaks were Plats to Diamonds

so like Plat 1 to Dia 3

and I played with my duo and he cooked first game

2nd game I dominated

and 3rd game I did kinda mid

[verbal imp]

Mayne because of rank reset you faced hard players in ur matches

[paper tangle]

nah dude

they was easy

[verbal imp]

Hm

[paper tangle]

not even joking

I had the enemy team with their peaks being Dia 2 and 3 on their team

and I still beat them

[verbal imp]

Real

If Val is that easy then I should try

[paper tangle]

I wish I was recording

I had a clip

I forgot to record

[primal rain]

He forgor

[eternal forum]

Forgored

[jade hull]

Hi

@everyone

Anyone down to play

[tall shore]

Imagine forgoring

[sour star]

hello

finally woke up early

👀👀

[tall shore]

Hey hey

[tall shore]

Nice

[eternal forum]

Everyone doesn’t work lol

[sour star]

jow that i have woken up

now

its time

[jade hull]

Who asked?

[sour star]

^to play so2

[jade hull]

Anyways so anyone want to play?

[eternal forum]

You already mad?

[eternal forum]

Just queue up

What’s the difference

yes the people playing competitive right now

then go play competitive

yeah so

[hexed igloo]

real

[eternal forum]

who will be different here

exactly

[hexed igloo]

i can play but im eating

i love food man

i feel like i could die if I don't have food

idk about you

[eternal forum]

how

I’m just saying it’s no different if you play with someone from discord and someone from comp

lol

[lunar drift]

[paper tangle]

give me donut

[full fox]

thats just painful

but all of the sudden you get a paranormal ace or smth

[sour star]

🍩

now go to sleep

[paper tangle]

no

[sour star]

yes

its 3 am again

[rich crow]

Why is p350 still boosted

Savannah

[civic rune]

Idk

[paper tangle]

I sleep now

[sour star]

gn

[sour star]

bought one for .9 sold for 7.74

[full fox]

i cant even get savannah

in any box or crate

i need to buy it to sell

[unreal sluice]

Hi

[uneven field]

Wsp

[torpid monolith]

"Greetings avid Standoff 2 players! Our clan is looking for Rank Gold+ members to join our elite team. We actively participate in Standoff 2 championships where the prizes are worth it. Join us to experience the next level of competition and for the chance to win great financial rewards! Join now and be part of a community dedicated to victory and excellence!"

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[torpid monolith]

who wants to enter, write to me privately

[brittle knoll]

Why is that quoted

🐓

Also wym financial rewards

U aint paying my bills lil bro

[proper gyro]

yall need a graphic designer?

🐔

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[proper gyro]

(paid position)

[torpid monolith]

"Greetings avid Standoff 2 players! Our clan is looking for Rank Gold+ members to join our elite team. We actively participate in Standoff 2 championships where the prizes are worth it. Join us to experience the next level of competition and for the chance to win great financial rewards! Join now and be part of a community dedicated to victory and excellence!"

[brittle knoll]

"we actively participate in standoff 2 championships where the prizes are worth it"

Oh now he's spamming it too

🐓

Also if this wasn't made with chatgpt then idk what else

[worthy citrus]

WHO want Play 2v2 i AM s2

Dm me

[brittle knoll]

Otherwise copied

[sterile abyss]

hi

[boreal hedge]

hi gusy

i need a freind to play conpetitive

[narrow briar]

I have 55 m60 turret skins

[scenic crown]

Sell them asap

Price might drop

[narrow briar]

Nah the guy who boosted the m60 will do a Livestream

I'll keep them

The most i can pode is like 5 golf

Or 10

[narrow briar]

Boosted the m40 pro****

Rather than selling I'd buy more

Should i?

[hexed igloo]

hard

[idle vortex]

[brittle knoll]

You flipping pig!

🐤

[idle vortex]

[brittle knoll]

💥🐤

Flipping pig!

[idle vortex]

⁷⁸⁴

[pine jewel]

☠️

[idle vortex]

[prime plaza]

M60 is never getting boosted

I got scammed

😦

I lost the 3 gold i had

[unreal sluice]

Anyone know any good anime?

[prime plaza]

Zom 100

I got cancer and started wiggling on the floor bc of how good it is

[unreal sluice]

[prime plaza]

Just watch it

U will feel the same

Its romantic

Funny

And has 12 episodes

Season 2 will maybe come out

Tho it has zombies too

It doesnt have jump scares

[unreal sluice]

Xd

What’s ur fav anime?

[prime plaza]

First part will be boring a bit

Jujutsu kaisen, demon slayer andd....

Idk

[unreal sluice]

I’ve seen jjk and demon slayer

[prime plaza]

Well

Watch the anime i said

[fair palm]

Dm

[prime plaza]

Zom 100

I dont wanna spoil anymore

[fair palm]

@delicate kite dm

[drifting dust]

Redo of healer

[verbal imp]

You disappoint me

[drifting dust]

Ok buddy

[verbal imp]

Imagine unironically liking that garbage

[drifting dust]

Imagine

[timber yarrow]

How much gold does a clan cost?

[verbal imp]

I couldnt imagine

[verbal imp]

500

[timber yarrow]

Thanks

[unreal sluice]

Why can I do 99 damage to the body and then get geadahotted

[drifting dust]

Skill issue fr

[verbal imp]

Games poop

Before they fix the game they rather add lbmm

And it isnt like it's not known

They know.

[unreal sluice]

Like I peak a guy and spray

But instead of doing 100 damage I do 99

And then he headshots me

[verbal imp]

Like explain this #📸│photos message

[drifting dust]

Aim higher

Simple

Headshot him

[verbal imp]

Gets 28- damage

[narrow briar]

💪 30 fps

Cry more

[unreal sluice]

Id be fine with having a bad team if the game actually allowed me to play

I’ve been disconnected in 80% of the rounds

[drifting dust]

30 FPS 😭

[unreal sluice]

I can’t literally get kills because I can’t play

[narrow briar]

30 fps 💪

[unreal sluice]

How am I meant to improve my rank if he game won’t let me play

[verbal imp]

🤷‍♂️

[narrow briar]

Nah

Cry more lmao

[unreal sluice]

This clown who is supposed to cover us just let them flank us

[verbal imp]

Average

[narrow briar]

Average day in standoff2

Lost 7-8 and lost -61

[drifting dust]

Jus play defuse and practice your aim tbh

[mystic bay]

Sed life

[drifting dust]

Tragic

[verbal imp]

Aim isnt going to save your team

[mystic bay]

True

If u have bad team u can’t win

[drifting dust]

Who said that

[mystic bay]

Always queue

[drifting dust]

Nobody said that kid

[unreal sluice]

-0 damage to the head

[verbal imp]

Maybe if you're silver

[mystic bay]

[drifting dust]

I jus started playin but alr

[mystic bay]

[verbal imp]

Could tell

[mystic bay]

[unreal sluice]

I’m so angry. I could’ve carried the game if I didn’t get disconnected half the rounds

[mystic bay]

[unreal sluice]

And nice I get -22

[narrow briar]

☠️💀

[mystic bay]

Sed

[narrow briar]

Bros crying so hard in my dms lnfao

[mystic bay]

😐

[verbal imp]

Wanna play a game@unreal sluice

[unreal sluice]

Sure

[mystic bay]

Mb

[unreal sluice]

Why does my WiFi have so many problems

[verbal imp]

I'll try my hardest to not get bored

[unreal sluice]

Nvm if u are gonna get bored ill play alone

[mystic bay]

Rosie are u really champ

[unreal sluice]

Last season

[drifting dust]

Ur not that guy

[mystic bay]

Oh

[drifting dust]

You cornball 😭

[mystic bay]

Ok

[drifting dust]

"I'll try my hardest not to get bored" you sound mad goofy

[mystic bay]

My last season I was phoenix and gold 3

[drifting dust]

What rank r u now?

[mystic bay]

Me

?

[drifting dust]

Yea

[mystic bay]

I quit but I stopped at g2 season 6

Planning to play on my phone from now on

For strecthed res

[verbal imp]

?

[narrow briar]

Lmfao @rich crow bloked me lmfao

He's still crying

[verbal imp]

The game is genuinely that boring

[narrow briar]

Stop crying lil bro

You blocked me yet you still read my messages

[drifting dust]

What rank are you?

[narrow briar]

Seems like i won

Stahp crying youll make me cry too

Bro found me out

💪

[drifting dust]

Losing to him abit Cray cray @rich crow

[narrow briar]

I'ma scam yo grandma

[drifting dust]

That's insane

[narrow briar]

Nah 5 feet solid

Check yo data whimper

[drifting dust]

That's actually wild

[narrow briar]

Bro says I won't argue then continues to cry

[drifting dust]

Bro u ain't gotta do him like that

Chill

[narrow briar]

Bro calls me toxic 💀😭

Ain't no way @drifting dust

Yeah yeah

[drifting dust]

Wha?

[narrow briar]

Every man cries from time to time its ok

[drifting dust]

Nahhh 😭

[narrow briar]

Sonds like Crying to me

Looks like it too

[drifting dust]

Y'all ain't gonna gain anythin from arguing fr

Y'all needa pipe down

[narrow briar]

Pipe me down!?

[drifting dust]

U ain't gotta do him like that bro

His life sad enough

[drifting dust]

Bro ur not that guy

[narrow briar]

Is a kid

Grammar check

Oke

[drifting dust]

Jus give it up bro @narrow briar

[narrow briar]

I mean

I'm just telling him yo syop crying

He's the one throwing insults y'know

[drifting dust]

Nobody cryin man

[narrow briar]

I am

Crying of laughter

😊

Ok

💀 ok lil bro didn't you say we end this

Deleting your messages is not what a man does

Thats just hiding from the mods

[drifting dust]

Just ignore the kid he doesn't listen

[narrow briar]

Im 17 so you are "lil"

They can and you did insult me in this channel aswell

[sinful star]

Hi

[narrow briar]

No? Its for little brothers, younger brothers

Show me the message where i insulted you lil bro

I ain't deleting my messages dw about that

[drifting dust]

I saw the messages bro 😭

[narrow briar]

(not a quality)

Ok

Ok

You fr feel like you have to constantly add something that everyone knows or no one knows about do you

Do you feel THAT defeated?

Who hurt you

Oh wait, i did

Ight ill log out now

Bye G's

[unreal sluice]

Nice I carry on disconnecting

[supple hawk]

Any1 know why these old common/uncommon skins getting high in value random?

[narrow briar]

People are boosting them

[supple hawk]

Well,how does it work?

[gilded flower]

they create fake demand by buying these skins in masses and higher demand = higher price

[oblique finch]

pls i need boost out of silver carry but every minus game in allies

[supple hawk]

Ye but like,out of nowhere😭

[tall shore]

I'm for sure am glad I collect skins, everytime there is a boost around the corner 😎

[verbal imp]

Fun

[unreal sluice]

It’s like why does this happen to me so much

I don’t see anyone else getting disconnected constantly

It happens to me (that server timeout) like 3 times a round

[verbal imp]

That's actually crazy to think about

[unreal sluice]

Even when im spectating

[glossy wagon]

i m gold 1 with -100h and i carry every game but its impossible with usless mate

[verbal imp]

I had more ping than you but im doing just fine

[tall shore]

That's weird

[glossy wagon]

someone want to play with me?

[verbal imp]

Nope

[unreal sluice]

And then that just stresses me out so I do badly on the few rounds it doesn’t happen

[oblique finch]

i need good mate for allies with vc

[unreal sluice]

It is

[sonic bronze]

No

[narrow briar]

I have 65 m60 turret

[primal rain]

No

No

Rejected

Zezi

Zezi

Me

What the helll

Zulfikar

[scenic crown]

🗡️🐲

[glossy wagon]

🥶

[primal rain]

Real

[hexed igloo]

when it's well cooked yes

[primal rain]

Try

ok

[scenic crown]

🗡️🐉

[tardy dirge]

How can I level up my veteran badges faster?

[verbal imp]

Defuse

But it isnt worth it

Cuz its mid

And its a waste of time

[brittle knoll]

What about popodak

I think he has more strength

To lift it

:zulfikar1::zulfikar2::zulfikar3::popodak_lookup:

He seems to be struggling a bit

Kokodako server

🦕

[delicate kite]

Tdm

@wind oyster

[brittle knoll]

He is struggling

Yeee

He's using his neck muscles too

➡🐓

🪓🐓

This weapon seems more natural for him

He's holding it with decent form

📝🦕

[fair palm]

Smiitfdwv ooteybkohgrvkuhgrgh

[brittle knoll]

Fr

[fair palm]

Meeee meeee

🤣🤣

[pine jewel]

Mf🙏💀

[brittle knoll]

Fhdhdhjdhccuvu

[fair palm]

Fkmfk

[brittle knoll]

Hddjsjjd

🦕

🦙

[fair palm]

?

[brittle knoll]

Jjjjjhh

[fair palm]

Why toxic

[brittle knoll]

Hfjaiwii

😤

[fair palm]

Why insult so2 developer

🙈

[brittle knoll]

😂🤣 🤣 Qtwtetyddg

🐡 🐡

[fair palm]

Send nitro

[fair palm]

Imagine Said developer dog stop Bro they can translate it

[brittle knoll]

☹️

[fair palm]

Ye Send

Where find

[brittle knoll]

You mean
1 Buy nitro
2 do nothing as the balance in bank account decreases every month

Ayo

What kinda advice is that

🐡

🐓

[fair palm]

Can i scam you

And you Send me

[brittle knoll]

Send you to Brazil !

[mint ridge]

I am going to send you to turkey

[fair palm]

You are better player than me

[primal rain]

Hewwooo~~~ :3

[brittle knoll]

Yayyyy

Infinite shawarma

[fair palm]

Slm

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[primal rain]

Me when slm

[mystic portal]

Who to dm to get the rank role

[fair palm]

@delicate kite give Gold

[fair palm]

Send nitro

[buoyant glen]

Im just tired

[fair palm]

And ?

His Ping is 12

He is rich

[tardy dirge]

6

[fair palm]

He have 100 sheeps

[mystic portal]

Im poor ahh myself

[brittle knoll]

Imagine wanting to eat shawarma even once a month, when you know that the sauces are made with refined cheap seed oils that cause LDL and cell oxidation, causing damage to the artery walls that lead up to plaque buildup

🦕

Smh

[tardy dirge]

After this pass will be season 7

[mystic portal]

[scenic crown]

🐗

[brittle knoll]

He's part of the 1% that can stay on discord with no worries in his free time

[scenic crown]

He have boar or not

[brittle knoll]

Or maybe 10% of what I know

Likely teenager who lives with parentz

☝️:kokodak_nerd:

[hexed igloo]

pay me

[tardy dirge]

What if I'm poor?

[buoyant glen]

@tardy dirge Buy battle pass for me with your app😔😔😔

[tardy dirge]

How?

[hexed igloo]

im open for offers

maybe a 1998 honda civic

you have 2 kidneys

everyone's a millionaire

[civic rune]

[noble dagger]

[civic rune]

Im sleep

:F

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕

[brittle knoll]

When you realise that the fart you accidentally let out 10 years ago is not actually ever coming back

🐔

🐔

[scenic crown]

🐗💨🦕

[civic rune]

[brittle knoll]

🦙

[civic rune]

Im not fart

Im sick

[brittle knoll]

You are fart

[civic rune]

😦

[brittle knoll]

I know it

[scenic crown]

Nice farting

[brittle knoll]

I have proof

[civic rune]

No Im real fart

[scenic crown]

🧔🏿💨

[civic rune]

…

[brittle knoll]

I have incriminating evidence to support that you are a fart

🤨
🤝

[civic rune]

No

[brittle knoll]

There ain't no getting outta dis 1

Chief

[civic rune]

Im not farting Im sick

😦

[buoyant glen]

Fart baby fart🥰😍

[civic rune]

Ok then

fart

:F

[brittle knoll]

Ew dudeee, that's gross

[buoyant glen]

You can call fart gooz🔥

[brittle knoll]

That's how your parents raised you?

That's not socially acceptable

🤢

[buoyant glen]

Fart in your life

[civic rune]

Bro Im not a mother

[buoyant glen]

Fart in your haters mouth

[civic rune]

My mother is die

[brittle knoll]

You are a mother

I have prood

[buoyant glen]

Fart and smell it

[brittle knoll]

Proof

Because you got 2 kids

🐔

[buoyant glen]

Fart in your food

[mint ridge]

🤨

[civic rune]

…

[brittle knoll]

🤨

[buoyant glen]

Poop

[civic rune]

I hate my life

[brittle knoll]

🥣 🤨

In the bowl pls

[buoyant glen]

You eat poop?

[brittle knoll]

What? Who told you that?

[buoyant glen]

Some fresh poop 😋😋😋

[brittle knoll]

I will just transport it into a better place

😁

[buoyant glen]

Eat it

[brittle knoll]

Hey hey, don't be greedy

Share some

🥣 🤨

[buoyant glen]

🔥😍

Drink pee with poop🔥🔥🔥

[brittle knoll]

NO

Disgusting! EW

[buoyant glen]

Juicy

[brittle knoll]

Only poop!

😠

[buoyant glen]

😟

[scenic crown]

🦕💩

[brittle knoll]

Hey you missed the bowl

[buoyant glen]

Do you see cow fart?

[brittle knoll]

🥣

Isn't it transparent?

How do u see farts

Dum

[buoyant glen]

Fire

[brittle knoll]

They even teach it in schools

🐓

[buoyant glen]

👍

Life is fart

[civic rune]

I will try :F

[buoyant glen]

Try what?

[brittle knoll]

Why not :H

It has a more reliable structure

[buoyant glen]

Eat your sister pee😋

[brittle knoll]

U even had :E which had equal points of balance

But no, you choose :F

[unborn mason]

Huh

[civic rune]

I try Ump-45

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[civic rune]

But

Hate Ump

[buoyant glen]

Ill try knife

[civic rune]

Ye?

[buoyant glen]

Which part of my body i most hit to die?

[civic rune]

All

All body

[brittle knoll]

Europe's 5 yo discordians during the day, vs americans' mature 12 yo's during the night be like

🐔

If you know you know

[civic rune]

Toxic people is around me xd

[brittle knoll]

Cope

Average european

[buoyant glen]

Im not toxic

[brittle knoll]

You are

[buoyant glen]

I just tiered

[brittle knoll]

I have prood

Proof

You are toxic, you know it

🐔🪄

[buoyant glen]

😔

Im just nugget

[cyan cargo]

any new promo codes

?

[civic rune]

No you is you

[brittle knoll]

You were always toxic, because you drank 10 liters of uranium 258 🐔🪄🪄

[buoyant glen]

Sorry

[civic rune]

No promocode

Why all ask the promocode

No

And no

[buoyant glen]

😟

[cyan cargo]

because im not pay to win

[civic rune]

Go back the Pay to win pls

[buoyant glen]

Yes

[civic rune]

[buoyant glen]

Pay for me 🔥

Pfm

[civic rune]

Hey I think you so cool

[cyan cargo]

have you guys encountered any cheaters in so2?

[buoyant glen]

Thx man💋

[civic rune]

😄

[brittle knoll]

When you step on a lego to prove it's not that painful

🐔

[unborn mason]

Anyone giving gold for free?

[tall shore]

Never actually, some people were a bit sus but still believable

[cyan cargo]

chimken

i have once

[buoyant glen]

No really

[brittle knoll]

I am so glad you came here

Save my braincells from these 5 year olds

[cyan cargo]

he had a awm treasure hunter and he shot through walls

[brittle knoll]

🥺

[tall shore]

Thanks, I guess?

[tall shore]

Meanwhile my braincells demand me to sleep

[brittle knoll]

[tall shore]

Bye bye

[civic rune]

Yes you are right 👌🏻

[brittle knoll]

🔥 🔥

Azarath metrion zinthos

[civic rune]

Social medial i cannot speak turkish

İs you xdd

[brittle knoll]

Oh

You are turkish

So you are actually 12 or less

It all makes sense now!

🐓

[civic rune]

No Im a anormaly

Xddd

Yes of course Im turkish

[brittle knoll]

@next ocean please discipline your kid!!

🦕 🦕

[civic rune]

Bruh

I dont know who is this

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[civic rune]

.-.

Are you speak turkish??

Okay

[brittle knoll]

I need some coffee

☕🦤

(smiling dodo from iphone)

[civic rune]

I need a donut

Because i give you donut

[brittle knoll]

🦤

(frowning dodo from twemoji)

[civic rune]

[brittle knoll]

Ehm, excuse me, it's called a black coffee ☝️🐓

[civic rune]

Oh

.-.

[brittle knoll]

Also I have that everyday

If I even add milk it will break a fast

[civic rune]

Heheee

Yes is true

[brittle knoll]

U stole arabica coffee?

🦕

[buoyant glen]

Turks

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[rich crow]

Arabs in the ottoman empire?

Since when

I thought only tirks

Turks

Lead the ottoman empire

[brittle knoll]

Didn't mean they were the only nation around the whole world

🦕

[rich crow]

Ah i see

[brittle knoll]

They tried to conquer us too but failed

But the turkish music won

☹️

Romania

🦕

[brittle knoll]

So many people still listen to a branch of it

All over romania

🐓

🦕

You won the music fight

Tho

Cuz I'm pretty sure it's also all over the balkans