💬│english-chat

[buoyant glen]

Its hard

Nah

[civic rune]

(:

Dksjsjsjsj

[buoyant glen]

😔😔😔

[civic rune]

How you know D:

[fiery robin]

Who is from balkan here

[buoyant glen]

Im not turkish💀💀

💀💀💀

[civic rune]

You say arroage word

[buoyant glen]

Is that country?

[wary pollen]

Those turks kee stealing my bikes

[buoyant glen]

💀💀💀💀

[civic rune]

[primal rain]

@bronze grove

keep sleeping

[buoyant glen]

?

Why mod💀

[buoyant glen]

?

[civic rune]

Jsjsjsjsjs

[buoyant glen]

What is arroage?

[civic rune]

I loud laugh for you

[buoyant glen]

👍🔥

[raw kestrel]

Hello, does anyone have a promotional code?

[civic rune]

Lets say it

Trust me bro

[fiery robin]

Guys can i ask a question

[wary pollen]

Yes

[civic rune]

Say

[fiery robin]

New sanstone will it stay forever

Or only for this sezon

[civic rune]

Yes İs forever but idk?

[raw kestrel]

Hello, does anyone have a promotional code?

[buoyant glen]

Na alireza jan

[civic rune]

No promocode

[fiery robin]

Yes

I have

[buoyant glen]

💀💀

[fiery robin]

Y8qtz7kx

[buoyant glen]

Bro im not turk

[civic rune]

Bro Im not Persian

[buoyant glen]

Fake

[raw kestrel]

Bro I'm not persian

[fiery robin]

I dont know why it dosent work

[buoyant glen]

Of course

[civic rune]

No is not work bro

[unreal sluice]

Do u have 2018 platinum veteran?

[stray violet]

The devs must be blind

Those top 3 fragmovies suck

[wary pollen]

💀

[primal rain]

just like any other design event

[stray violet]

Literally the only effect they used is slow mo

[primal rain]

they chosed worst

[stray violet]

Not even any transition or anything

Just

[primal rain]

nice

[scenic crown]

💪🏿🧔🏿

[wary pollen]

How far do y’all think m60 turret will reach

[scenic crown]

Common skin can't reach more than 50

And its in supply so even less

[wary pollen]

Its getting good boost rn

[tardy saffron]

@rich crow

bro, can you help me?

[raven vector]

Please guys check #📸│photos

[pallid inlet]

Hi

[raven vector]

Hey

[pallid inlet]

Friends on standoff please

[raven vector]

What's your id

[pallid inlet]

Ok 2 min

[raven vector]

Snm

[pallid inlet]

My id IS 199955899

Ok

[raven vector]

Added you

[rich crow]

I got 15 gold they boosted p350 savannah

[wary pollen]

Yeah for a lot

Theyre boosting m60 turret rn

[unreal sluice]

Is it one of those “look at how cool and strong I am” videos?

[deft briar]

fr?

[wary pollen]

Yes

[rich crow]

It might go down again and buy it back cuz i like old skins

[outer valley]

only?

[raven vector]

Lmaoo nah I just thought it was funny

[outer valley]

p350 was at 30G

[rich crow]

The devs get 20%

[outer valley]

[pallid inlet]

Im news player from standoff 2

[raven vector]

Bruh

[bronze grove]

can l help you?

[bronze grove]

No promocode

[outer valley]

[pallid inlet]

Ok

Please turan help me

[outer valley]

no

[pallid inlet]

ok

@raven vector im invited your lobby 17 min ok

[green kestrel]

Yo guy do u think that the aem festival wrap will cost a knife after some time

[boreal smelt]

I need a code for gold.

[polar charm]

Finals going well soo far

[wary pollen]

After 5 yrs yeah

[paper tangle]

Nice

[polar charm]

Are servers fixed

[paper tangle]

I’m proud of you

[paper tangle]

Yes

[polar charm]

Thank you gang

[deft briar]

well just bought 300 m60 turrets

[paper tangle]

It’s been fixed for a while

[polar charm]

Oh ok

[wary pollen]

Nicee

[polar charm]

Thank god

[green kestrel]

Not some expensiv but cheap

[deft briar]

hope that it will get expensive

[paper tangle]

I’ll help you spin

[primal rain]

nice spin

[paper tangle]

[wary pollen]

It’ll be prob worth like 100 after it gets on the market

[green kestrel]

Ok

Tnx

[rich crow]

187261921 is my ID if u guys want to let me in the clan

[polar charm]

You go college @paper tangle

[primal rain]

real

[rich crow]

Just sold an uncommon skin for 1000 gold

[paper tangle]

A week from now

[rich crow]

W in the shat

[boreal smelt]

[rich crow]

Landies and gentlehands

[polar charm]

Ight good luck

[rich crow]

I put 1029.99

And somoene baught it

Idk why

[paper tangle]

You got gold now

[bronze grove]

:spin padora:

[paper tangle]

[wary pollen]

Is boosting skins even allowed??

[paper tangle]

it just happens really

Last time someone did boost a skin the marketplace shut down

[wary pollen]

M60 turret is going crazy rn

[raven vector]

Alright

[boreal smelt]

Do you have a promo code for gold?

[pallid inlet]

No

[rich crow]

But it says only 0.23g

The m60

[boreal smelt]

I only have $0.09.

Gold

[viral mango]

Yea

[buoyant glen]

Wtf

[viral mango]

If you have gold

[buoyant glen]

Which skin

[rich crow]

#📸│photos

For how much should I sell the deagle

[wary pollen]

Yes normally it’s .04

[viral mango]

Base only

[wary pollen]

And it’s still being boosted

[rich crow]

What if they boosted a rare to 2000

Like m4 demon

[wary pollen]

Too much gold

[rich crow]

750?

[rich crow]

???

[wary pollen]

They could only do that to rare skins where there arent much of in the market

[viral mango]

Yesterday he boosted bam sticker

It went 400

Now low again

[pallid inlet]

@wary pollen

[wary pollen]

?

[pallid inlet]

Sorry

[rain yew]

Can you use paysafecard on so2?

anyhow

[pallid inlet]

Alies crusty

[rain yew]

sk?

@pallid inlet

[pallid inlet]

Im Slovakia

[rain yew]

63920602

[pallid inlet]

Krepis

KreepyS

[teal dome]

@pallid inlet @rain yew only English here, please.

[pallid inlet]

Ok

Sorry

[mystic portal]

[outer valley]

[buoyant glen]

Kiss

[full fox]

kiss yourself tonigh-

[scenic crown]

Kukri or scorpion

Halp me

[rich crow]

Kukri is trash

Scorpion is small

[scenic crown]

Why

[rich crow]

Just invest

[scenic crown]

My budget limited

[rich crow]

And get butterfly

Or bayonet

[scenic crown]

Bruh

500 gold butterfly sell me

[rich crow]

No

Oh

Well get kukri if u want smth flashy

[glacial adder]

@bronze grove #📸│photos

Should i reinstall?

[buoyant glen]

@scenic crown You got enough gold to buy scorpion?

[scenic crown]

Nah

Just askin

[buoyant glen]

Scorpion is better

[scenic crown]

Hmm

Blue or black

[buoyant glen]

But kunai and durl dagger

Is better

[buoyant glen]

Black one

[scenic crown]

Blue one has 72 piece

I think price will increase

[buoyant glen]

Starfall?

[scenic crown]

Royal

Frost

[buoyant glen]

Wait let me see

[scenic crown]

Or buy akr dragon

Or knife man idk

[viral mango]

I hate dragon ngl

[viral mango]

Buy knife

[buoyant glen]

Knife is better

[scenic crown]

I need more donations

🐗

[buoyant glen]

😔😔😔😔

[scenic crown]

@buoyant glen gimme all ur gold

Ur under arrest

[buoyant glen]

Nah bro

I have 5k gold💎

[scenic crown]

What if ur country internet down

By purpose

[buoyant glen]

It’s already down💀💀💀💀

[civic rune]

Hello

[rich crow]

Should they add legendary knifes?

Could be more affordable

[scenic crown]

Heavy R

XD

Ok gimme knife nowww

🐗🔪🧔🏿

Boar killed u

💀

Why u racist

It's just a man

Oh ok

💪🏿🦍

Big monke

[prime plaza]

YOOOO

Whats goodddd

Ay

Bro im so in mood rn

Imma do a backflip

U not gonna belive

A 12 yr girl hopped in my dms

Nahhhhhh

[paper tangle]

That’s not good

[prime plaza]

I know

I asked her how old she is

And i knew this was illegal

[scenic crown]

☠️

[prime plaza]

I didnt know someone this young usses discord

Fr

[scenic crown]

Maybe fbi is trapping u

[paper tangle]

Report it

It’ll be funny

[scenic crown]

FBI open up

[prime plaza]

Lol

She blocked me

[paper tangle]

Lmao

You should still report it

[prime plaza]

When she sended me a pic i did a back flip

[scenic crown]

U said something illegal ??

[paper tangle]

Real

[prime plaza]

I said a pickup line at the start :_)

[scenic crown]

Can u dm me the pic

[prime plaza]

Yo tho what is minnimu age rwstrictment

Im 13

13 is allowed

Right?

Tf

[paper tangle]

It’s up to 13

[prime plaza]

Nah,

Aaayyyyy

Les go

[paper tangle]

Under 13 you will be banned for being underage

[prime plaza]

Dont remind me, i was there a lot of times

[paper tangle]

Real

Well at least you won’t be banned now

[prime plaza]

I never had over 10 gold

[prime plaza]

Yeah

[scenic crown]

Nice flexing

[prime plaza]

Damn

[scenic crown]

Even so2 gold has inflation xDdd

All skins price up

[prime plaza]

Bro i tryna buy the

U know the galaxy looking glock

Like 6 gold stattrack

[scenic crown]

Starfall

[prime plaza]

Flock,m

Yes

Starfall

Co

[paper tangle]

Ima get the Karambit claw soon

[prime plaza]

C

A

[paper tangle]

[prime plaza]

Colalaaa

Coca cola

[scenic crown]

Replace F with C

[paper tangle]

No

[prime plaza]

?

[paper tangle]

[prime plaza]

Ahhahaah

[scenic crown]

Remove L bro

[prime plaza]

Black

Nah

Black

Glock

Oh hell naw

I remember when i was in my prime

I had a lot of pickup lines

I rizzed girls that were 8 years older than me

[paper tangle]

That’s crazy

[civic rune]

[prime plaza]

I still have 3 left in my pockets

I had a whole school bag

😭

Tho then a dating server banned me bc i was 12

👍

I was dangerous

No

I only drink with my dad

I was joking

Around

Yeah

U need to live it to death

Yesterday i was out with my friends making snow cocktails

👍

I dont need a girlfriend, have i ever said i need one

I just play around

No

Tf

Im not

Im not

Gosh

The reason i dont need a gf

Is bc its a waste of time

Shes gonna be calling me when im shi ing

Its annoying having someone that just needs attention all the time

I cant go and answer her everytime

Secound...

[civic rune]

[prime plaza]

Shes gonna probs start crying if i start to go our with the boys a lot

Third...

I cant game

She would wanna just talk when im playing competitive

And i need concentration

Fourth...

She surely wants me to pay a lot

I mean i dont say all women are like this

But

I can save that money for a new cpu

Or breaf

Bread*

U need to eat to survive

Fifth...

I love standoff 2

👍

End

U asleep?

[scenic crown]

Ok kid

[prime plaza]

Im fine with u calling me a kid

Just saying

[narrow briar]

How much time ago did the pass start?

[prime plaza]

Pass?

[narrow briar]

Battle pass or whatever ots called

[deft briar]

well guys wish me luck

[prime plaza]

Why

[deft briar]

i bought 1k of m60 turrets

[scenic crown]

21 december

[prime plaza]

Bro

Ur insane

[deft briar]

its getting boosted

[prime plaza]

I cant afford ten skins of the cheapest

[deft briar]

xd

[prime plaza]

How kuxh does it cost

How much

[deft briar]

0.14 one piece

[prime plaza]

Tell me

Jxbsnsd8eha

Byeee

[deft briar]

xaxaxaxxa

[narrow briar]

Why?

[prime plaza]

Gonna buy hundred

Uhewose

[deft briar]

price is getting busted

[narrow briar]

You sure?

[deft briar]

yh

[prime plaza]

Yeah fr

Uswbjwie

[deft briar]

p350 savannah

[narrow briar]

By how much

[deft briar]

it was like 0.05

now its 10g

20h

20g

[civic rune]

[scenic crown]

@deft briar gimme some profit okay?

U rich man

[narrow briar]

💀

[deft briar]

gonna buy like 20k of them

[narrow briar]

Fr fr me too

BRUHHH

Hoe much gold do young age

[scenic crown]

Ur really desperate for gold

[deft briar]

so if i get much profit

[narrow briar]

You have*

[scenic crown]

Ur account will lag 20k piece

[outer valley]

NAH

xd

[narrow briar]

Add me there bruh

[outer valley]

crazy

[deft briar]

yah xd

imma buy 20k more

[brittle knoll]

Where are your boars

🐗

[scenic crown]

All sleeping today

[brittle knoll]

I found one

🐗🐡

Smooch

Mwaa

[deft briar]

well guys if i profit much yall getting 500g from me

[scenic crown]

@deft briar thanks man

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[scenic crown]

For giving me

[brittle knoll]

Me too

[deft briar]

sell me 1 boar

2k for it

[scenic crown]

🐗

[narrow briar]

Note this down

[brittle knoll]

I am very thankful for your generosity

[civic rune]

[deft briar]

good one

[scenic crown]

🧔🏿

[brittle knoll]

Woah

[narrow briar]

Note my name there

[brittle knoll]

WOAH

[scenic crown]

🐷

[brittle knoll]

PAUSE

[deft briar]

i want golden boar

[civic rune]

What i give you xd

[deft briar]

ur heart

[outer valley]

give me awm treasure hunter!

[brittle knoll]

🦤

[outer valley]

XD

[brittle knoll]

Yoo

[deft briar]

yeah i will when i win on lotto

[brittle knoll]

We got a creep over here asking for feet pics

Mods

[civic rune]

[scenic crown]

🦶

[brittle knoll]

And a racist too

[deft briar]

?

[deft briar]

.

[deft briar]

mods

dis kid

is lying

[deft briar]

here too

[brittle knoll]

☹️

[deft briar]

ayo

[prime plaza]

I lost all my gold

[deft briar]

wait

[brittle knoll]

What ayo

[deft briar]

whats ur name

[prime plaza]

Are you sure about the gun

[narrow briar]

Ight i got 30 @deft briar

[deft briar]

maybe

[brittle knoll]

What's the reaction for

[narrow briar]

Same

[prime plaza]

I got 22

[deft briar]

i ordered 20k more

[prime plaza]

Nahhhhhhhh

Ur wild

[deft briar]

@prime plaza

[narrow briar]

M40 bad trades

[deft briar]

...

fr

whats ur name

[prime plaza]

U meant in game or

[deft briar]

no

rl

[prime plaza]

My name is luka

[outer valley]

plz boost m4 tiger

[narrow briar]

Nice name

[deft briar]

where r u from

[outer valley]

i have like 30

XD

[prime plaza]

Serbia

[brittle knoll]

My hands are cold

[prime plaza]

U want my addres maybe

[brittle knoll]

🧤🐓

[narrow briar]

Serbia mentioned 🗣️🗣️

[brittle knoll]

I forgot to wash my tipless gloves

🦤

[narrow briar]

Im romanian @prime plaza

[prime plaza]

Au

[narrow briar]

We brothers

[paper tangle]

English only before I have to mute you two

[brittle knoll]

🐓 🪿

[deft briar]

im sorry mom

[narrow briar]

Yo @paper tangle

[prime plaza]

Okay

[narrow briar]

Is it allowed to play on pc?

[prime plaza]

Pls dont

[paper tangle]

Ello

[prime plaza]

Im so hyped rn

[brittle knoll]

I'm so pooped rn

[prime plaza]

Wait ur an admin?

[paper tangle]

It is but I don't recommend it

[narrow briar]

Oh my god bruh your profile blinded me @paper tangle

[prime plaza]

Lol

[brittle knoll]

Axaxaxaxx

[paper tangle]

[narrow briar]

Damn, i just wanted to ban someone here 💀

[verbal imp]

Real

[paper tangle]

It is possible

[prime plaza]

Russian aproved

[prime plaza]

I never knew ur an admin if u belive me

[civic rune]

[prime plaza]

I have some messages

Cya guys

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[scenic crown]

@brittle knoll i heard eating sugar make u more pooping

🐗💨

[outer valley]

[brittle knoll]

No? Who told you this?

[ancient shadow]

This game has best anti cheat system

[green kestrel]

M40 camuflage skin was like 140 gold few days ago now is 5 gold

[narrow briar]

Frfrfrfr

[ancient shadow]

Winning against cheater and still gets your +mmr cancelled

😂😂

[brittle knoll]

Sugar = pure energy = absorbed directly into bone source: why do you need a source nerd 🤓

[narrow briar]

Best anti cheat

[tall shore]

@paper tangle back to the topic clears throat
You changed your profile picture 😭

[narrow briar]

I got some 35 m60 turret skins

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[narrow briar]

5gold isn't that much

[paper tangle]

nothing much

[narrow briar]

I hate u

You made me click his profile again

Bros got the brightest bright profile

[scenic crown]

Flash bang

[tall shore]

Lol, it wasn't my intention

[tall shore]

Apparently that was a character from an anime, have you watched it?

[paper tangle]

Yes I already know who it is

[tall shore]

Is it good?

[paper tangle]

Yeah

The world system and the world building is nice

[tall shore]

I will give it a check then

[rich crow]

brah this is so ridicilous , standoff 2 has a terrible banning system

same happened to me recently ong

[brittle knoll]

🦕

I am so cold

[rich crow]

💀 putting more then 400 bucks in the game just so it can get banned thinking im somehow "cheating or using forbidden software" when i didnt even cheat

[paper tangle]

Happens

[rich crow]

ye mate 4 sure

just "happens"

how about the devs be wise and fix their system

[wide glen]

Standoff 2 its just very good game

[paper tangle]

I'm being serious

it just happens to people

even innocent ones

[rich crow]

cant even appeal because the decision is final

this is not okay lmao

[paper tangle]

Yesterday someone got banned for a week

[wide glen]

Im was ready to play alies and disconected because no peapole was spawned and got -92

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

i got perma banned bro

[paper tangle]

You can still appeal it with enough evidence

[brittle knoll]

What kind of evidence

[tall shore]

Yeah I was wondering that just now

[rich crow]

good question

[brittle knoll]

If you didn't cheat wouldn't there be no evidence

🐓

[rich crow]

thats the point

[brittle knoll]

Or do you need to be a 24/7 streamer

Of your game

[rich crow]

i had my account for like 2-3 months ... if i was cheating i woulda been alr banned

[rich crow]

LMFAO

[paper tangle]

no roots, jailbreaks, 3rd party apps etc.

Its possible

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Can't those be undone too

Tho

3rd party apps - uninstalled
Root - unrooted

[rich crow]

i had TrollStore and that wasnt even related to standoff2

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[rich crow]

and that was on my old device

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[rich crow]

i got banned on my new device

[brittle knoll]

If you had so2 on that then it's tied to acc

[tall shore]

I was just wondering how do you prove you aren't a cheater if you can't even access your account stats for example

[brittle knoll]

So the ban was technically valid

[rich crow]

i mean perma ban because i had a third party program(it just permasigns apps on iOS) on my old device is kinda excaggerated and unfair

[primal rain]

nice shoonging

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Thanks

[tall shore]

What is trollstore

[brittle knoll]

Nice fossing

Fr

[rich crow]

😂 i had bad stats

[rich crow]

a program for iOS where on allowed versions you can install third party apps permanently without 7 days resignation

[paper tangle]

Well thats the reason

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[paper tangle]

changing stats is not allowed

which happened like 3 times already

[rich crow]

changing what

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[primal rain]

nightly did you replied wrong message or something

[brittle knoll]

Shoonged too much

[paper tangle]

yeah

oh well

[primal rain]

i went like

what the hell does he talks about

[paper tangle]

I just woke up and showered

[primal rain]

🦕

[paper tangle]

im just tired

[rich crow]

@paper tangle does one appeal from the comms bot ?

[paper tangle]

also dealing with things

[brittle knoll]

Accidental showering

[paper tangle]

you don't do it there

[primal rain]

bro is still tired after fresh morning and shower

poor bro

:sademojimirror:

[paper tangle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en

[brittle knoll]

Maybe wasn't a cold shower

[paper tangle]

Here's the link

[brittle knoll]

Hot showers make u sleepy

[primal rain]

🗣️

[paper tangle]

press the button on the Bottom right to contact Support

[paper tangle]

I always hot showers

more comfortable

[brittle knoll]

Tho don't have the luxury of real water control

[paper tangle]

and I took it to relieve some stress

[brittle knoll]

I mean temperature

[brittle knoll]

Cold showers actually do that

[primal rain]

same here

its full hot or full cold

[brittle knoll]

Cold decreases cortisol

Compared to hot

🦕

[prime plaza]

🥵

[brittle knoll]

(increases)

[paper tangle]

I usually don't like cold showers

[brittle knoll]

Me neither

🐓

[prime plaza]

I love burning hot showers

[tall shore]

Who does

[prime plaza]

But fr

[brittle knoll]

I used to do them closer to summer

[primal rain]

never tried

[brittle knoll]

When the cold water wasnt that cold

[primal rain]

but as rosie said

[tall shore]

In the summer it is actually great

[rich crow]

the one with the chat thingy ?

[primal rain]

its better when you finish shower

[primal rain]

yeah

[paper tangle]

yea

[primal rain]

red one

[rich crow]

that doesent help

[brittle knoll]

Now it's pure ice

[rich crow]

it just closes up saying ban decisions are final

[tall shore]

@paper tangle everything will be fine man, have a good day

[brittle knoll]

People who take ice baths are insane

[prime plaza]

Fr

[brittle knoll]

But I also suspect they take a ton of caffeine before them

☝️🐓

[prime plaza]

I love lava temperature showers

[primal rain]

how they can btw

[brittle knoll]

Just to increase their pain tolerance and get the social media clout

Many times I had coffee before cold showers, it woild be a lot easier

[prime plaza]

Lol

[brittle knoll]

Otherwise I'd just be like nah nag

[tall shore]

It's act tchu ally because their bodies get used to it 🤓👆

[prime plaza]

Bro is an agent

[brittle knoll]

No

[hybrid wedge]

Anyone else experiencing horrible ping or is my wifi just been bad lately

[brittle knoll]

They don't

🦕

[prime plaza]

I flied in standoff today

I tried jumping off balconx

[brittle knoll]

Maybe through the destruction of capillaries

Sorta

🐓

[hybrid wedge]

A duck flying is no surprising occurrence

[brittle knoll]

Which may also destroy nerves

[prime plaza]

Yeah

[tall shore]

We got a duck and a chicken now

[prime plaza]

Ig

Yay

[hybrid wedge]

Chicken tastes better

Ducks taste mej

Meh

[brittle knoll]

His pfp isn't cropped I just saw a white bg

[tall shore]

And so does grapes

[brittle knoll]

You flipping pigs!

[hybrid wedge]

Fr grapes be good af

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[hybrid wedge]

Nice pfp from Anastasia

[scenic crown]

🐗

[prime plaza]

Its meant to have black background

[brittle knoll]

🐗🐤

💥🐤

You flipping pig!

[scenic crown]

🦕🦂

[hybrid wedge]

Tf

[tall shore]

Thx

[scenic crown]

Save soroupod

[brittle knoll]

Only suar will understand

[hybrid wedge]

🐉🐇

[prime plaza]

Anastasia?

[tall shore]

Best princess

[prime plaza]

Ooo

[brittle knoll]

Suar emoji combination technique

[hybrid wedge]

Princess movie

Lol i have the emoji combination thing

[prime plaza]

I thought about the thing in the hospitals

[brittle knoll]

🐔

Nice thing

[green kestrel]

Am i the only one that dosent get standoff 2 market like m40 pro few day ago was 140 gold now its 5

[tall shore]

Capitalism

[prime plaza]

Lol

[green kestrel]

Lol

[prime plaza]

Cant wait for m40 turret to get boosted

[brittle knoll]

Nah that's called uhhh

[prime plaza]

Imma be rich

[brittle knoll]

A free market

🦕

[paper tangle]

just people boosting the skin

[hybrid wedge]

Buy sell, low high. Hope that helps 👍

[paper tangle]

and then the skin market crashes

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[prime plaza]

Tf

[paper tangle]

what does that even mean

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[prime plaza]

Idk

[hybrid wedge]

Wisdom 🗿🍷

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

It's like one of the poorly designed skins

I mean uhh

[tall shore]

I do like it wdym

[brittle knoll]

Poorly designed signs

[prime plaza]

Shoongs pfp has black bars

[hybrid wedge]

Akr carbon better

[prime plaza]

Fr

[brittle knoll]

I saw botht he blowfish spinnnng and my screen went dark at 10:00pm sharp

I got hella confused

🐓

[paper tangle]

you got stunned

[prime plaza]

Damn

[brittle knoll]

Yeee

[tall shore]

Rarity isn't everything, some low rarity skins are dope

[hybrid wedge]

I had akr carbon for ages and i didn't know it was like 40g

[paper tangle]

I like sport akr

get flash banged

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[prime plaza]

By ur beautiness

?

Always

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[hybrid wedge]

Guys can i flash on #💬│english-chat

[paper tangle]

[prime plaza]

Yes

I think

[hybrid wedge]

Okay im boutta flash y'all

[prime plaza]

🦖

[primal rain]

do

[paper tangle]

do

[brittle knoll]

do

[prime plaza]

do

[brittle knoll]

Re

[hybrid wedge]

[tall shore]

🤔

[hybrid wedge]

Mi

[brittle knoll]

☹️

[primal rain]

nice flash

[prime plaza]

Bad line up

[brittle knoll]

Yeee

This was literally me when the flash:

😐🫥

[prime plaza]

Azathoth aint typing, bro got flashed for 10 years

[hybrid wedge]

Guys im being charged for public indecency

[tall shore]

Flashbang roleplay, the new meta

[prime plaza]

Yo who is this

Terrorist?

Hmmmm

What is he gonna do

[tall shore]

He's the bruh moment emoji

[prime plaza]

[brittle knoll]

🦤🪿🦤

[prime plaza]

im blinded by the light

[brittle knoll]

Me when flashed

[prime plaza]

S

[hybrid wedge]

When proximity chat drops, the meta is gonna be playing defusing sounds using VC to make the TT side come out

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[prime plaza]

YOOI

Cant wait

[brittle knoll]

Proximity chat, ah the good old days in csgo

[prime plaza]

Loll

[hybrid wedge]

Green green

[brittle knoll]

Now there's cs2

[hybrid wedge]

Me say alone ramp

[brittle knoll]

An improved version!

[tall shore]

CSGO had proximity chat?

[hybrid wedge]

Me say alone ramp

[prime plaza]

AHAHA

[brittle knoll]

Without proximity chat!

🐓

[prime plaza]

Me when rush B:

[hybrid wedge]

unleashes the wrath from Hell's deepest trenches upon his keyboard

[prime plaza]

Fr

[paper tangle]

Proximity chat will always be funny to me

[prime plaza]

Fr

[hybrid wedge]

Guys i this W rizz? I this W game, guys?

[brittle knoll]

Huh? That old ancient technology? Pfftt

🐓

Cs2 is modern, alright

[tall shore]

If it is ever added in standoff, I would throw a flash into the enemy and play John Cena theme

[prime plaza]

Hahahaha

[hybrid wedge]

I opened you profile and got flash bangef

[brittle knoll]

They're gibberishing again

☹️

[paper tangle]

@prime plaza @dusky imp English only

[prime plaza]

I was talking english

I swear

[dusky imp]

yea

[paper tangle]

I'm watching chat

[brittle knoll]

Nice adhd

[prime plaza]

It was serbian accent

[hybrid wedge]

Can we speak very ancient English on #💬│english-chat

[paper tangle]

Do it again and you'll be muted

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[prime plaza]

Ooga booga

[paper tangle]

Final warning

[prime plaza]

hahahaha

[dusky imp]

hahahhahahahhahaha

[prime plaza]

Im muted

In

1

2

3

Oh

Im not

[brittle knoll]

Time to fry some duck

🍳🐓

[prime plaza]

Nah

[paper tangle]

I could go for some duck noodles

[brittle knoll]

🍝🐡

[prime plaza]

I couls go for you maybe?

[paper tangle]

You messed that up

too bad

[prime plaza]

Yeah i know

[dusky imp]

i lost mine acc in trading guys

[prime plaza]

Damn

[brittle knoll]

Axaxax

[hybrid wedge]

Blessed mornings thee, how may thou be?

[prime plaza]

Thats sad

[brittle knoll]

Good afternoon

[prime plaza]

A spray with m40 aint messing up

U tryna hunt me

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[prime plaza]

I hunt you

[brittle knoll]

🦙

[paper tangle]

that sucks

[prime plaza]

I protec my self

[paper tangle]

[prime plaza]

Ooo

[brittle knoll]

🪿

[prime plaza]

Nice

[brittle knoll]

I drank a little bit of vinegar

[prime plaza]

[brittle knoll]

My tummy hurts

🦜

[paper tangle]

his tummy hurts

[prime plaza]

I love parrots

[prime plaza]

Go poop

Or lay on ur back

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[hybrid wedge]

ey guys, I peed on a vinager bottle, I hope nobody thought it was water. Im gonna go throw it in the trash now

[prime plaza]

And play with ur d... i meant phone

[brittle knoll]

🐔

🦕

[prime plaza]

🦖

[hybrid wedge]

evolution

[prime plaza]

👺

[hybrid wedge]

but inverse

[brittle knoll]

I am now convinced you are a convicted felon disguised as an innocent duck online

📝🐓

[paper tangle]

[prime plaza]

Damn

[hybrid wedge]

whyd the chicken take the test?

[prime plaza]

Nahhh bro taking notes

[hybrid wedge]

to get to the other side

[brittle knoll]

What test

[hybrid wedge]

testicules

[paper tangle]

what test

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

._.

[prime plaza]

:kk:

🪳

[paper tangle]

damn

a roach

[prime plaza]

U gonna step on it?

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[primal rain]

nice kokodak fail

🐔

[prime plaza]

Bc its black?

[paper tangle]

I'm just gonna pick it up and throw it

with a tissue

[brittle knoll]

Yea

[prime plaza]

????

[prime plaza]

^^^

[brittle knoll]

Who is bro questioning

[paper tangle]

I do not know at this point

[prime plaza]

My existance

I gotta go eat something

[brittle knoll]

Eat bread

[prime plaza]

Yeah

[brittle knoll]

Bread is the solution to pain

[prime plaza]

Ur right

[brittle knoll]

🍞🪿

And pain is the solution to pain

[prime plaza]

Bro fr

My finger hurts

I make it hurt more

And i get relaxed

[brittle knoll]

What are you talking about

Pain= bread

🐓

[prime plaza]

Nah

Pain isnt bread

Pain - bread

It kills it

Minus

[brittle knoll]

Pain - bread = 2

[prime plaza]

What

[brittle knoll]

☝️🐔

[paper tangle]

I'm gonna be gone

I just hope this stays the same when I come back

[prime plaza]

Ok

[paper tangle]

or its dead

[prime plaza]

Ok

[brittle knoll]

Nice pop

I gonna be gone too

[prime plaza]

U can go?

[primal rain]

@

[prime plaza]

Is she gone

So that means

I can say

Co..

C...

A

Cola

Shes gone

[karmic berry]

Haha

[queen prairie]

No way p350 savannah 17gs

Why nobody put me on

[scenic crown]

It was 44

I sold for 20 sad

[queen prairie]

Yall gotta tell me ts

How am i gonna know

[scenic crown]

Whenever i sell price increases

[queen prairie]

Its 17 should i buy?

[tall shore]

I find it crazy how a Russian with 460 Ms has the teleportation advantage over people with 50 Ms in Japan server

[scenic crown]

Price might drop

[wild grotto]

Ya’ll think the new pass stickers gonna be worth bank?

[scenic crown]

Yep

Akr will cost 50-60

[queen prairie]

The savannah 18gs rn

They manipulating so much the servers are crashing

[eager phoenix]

hello

[full fox]

make your own

[wild grotto]

I think the akr will be worth alot

Especially in stat

[rich crow]

Pls

[scenic crown]

Begging is prohibited

[wild grotto]

How much you think the shotty will be

[scenic crown]

:((

[wild grotto]

Since it’s the only arcane sm1014 skin

[rich crow]

Xd

[brittle knoll]

Pooop

@rich crow are you a fed?

🐥

[rich crow]

I am silver😭