💬│english-chat

[civic rune]

Omg

M40 is 0.86

Thats so weird

[outer valley]

yas XD i sold mine for 2.60 yesterday

kek

7G

[civic rune]

You so heheheee

I need Gold deagle

🫠

[outer valley]

skin changer

[civic rune]

Hmm

[outer valley]

8g

[civic rune]

I need luck

[glacial adder]

Indian server down bro no one play all stuck in pubg still

[ember jay]

yeah true

they should bring back asia server

[granite cloud]

Hi

[primal rain]

hi

For what

Sorry for late answer

[civic rune]

5 Ct

My team xd

[primal rain]

Nice bluekord

[ember jay]

yo everyone saying there's something up with the market. what is it ?

[primal rain]

1453 discord

Nice ś

@@@

@next ocean

@next ocean

Arrowan bacj

He responded me

[peak obsidian]

Can someone please buy my kukri gold trim for 775 gold it's impossible to sell this

Nvm

Sell made

The second I typed this in somebody bought it

[steel badger]

Can give me donate 5gold

Plaese

[latent ridge]

Hi

[limber marsh]

Sup

[glacial adder]

@scenic crown

[paper tangle]

[primal rain]

🐓

real

[plain berry]

this game man

can't fix the bugs

[viscid rivet]

im such a genius

[fickle ridge]

One uncommon skin price is boosted

[viscid rivet]

i accidentally bought shotgun necro stt for 500 gold

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[viscid rivet]

wsp

[unreal sluice]

Hru?

[scenic crown]

[civic rune]

All poor (me too)

[civic rune]

Suar give me a horn

[scenic crown]

📯

[civic rune]

Im Poor to

[violet vine]

Hi

[oak hare]

Hello everyone, guys, where should I file a complaint about a player with cheats??

[civic rune]

I have Ump-45 cebrerus Fn Fal Tactical And Akr12 carbon

[bronze grove]

Hi, you can report him on this site: https://help.standoff2.com/en

begging is forbidden.

@steel badger begging is forbidden

[violet vine]

Who have code Knife؟

[oak hare]

Thanks, bro

[civic rune]

Bro no knife of promocode

[bronze grove]

there is no knife promocode

[bronze grove]

you are welcome.)

[violet vine]

Ok

But I saw that some people took a knife with code

[civic rune]

Uh bro I think is fake or İs Old

[primal rain]

fake

[civic rune]

I dont know .-.

[violet vine]

Ok bro thanks 😂☠️

[civic rune]

Heheğ 🫡

[violet vine]

I'm nood bro sorry

[bronze grove]

That is not real.

[violet vine]

☠️😂

[civic rune]

[violet vine]

Ok bro I'm noob sorry

[violet vine]

[peak obsidian]

You want 5 gold?

[civic rune]

Hm

[steel badger]

Yes

[peak obsidian]

Ok then

Your id?

[steel badger]

Wait

[civic rune]

Scam?

Hm

[peak obsidian]

Bro

[civic rune]

Sir?

[peak obsidian]

All he has to do is sell a pattern for 5 gold

What scam

[civic rune]

Hmm

Give me 5 gold

Prove me?

[peak obsidian]

I've been getting my gold this way

[violet vine]

Give me your ID bro ok

[peak obsidian]

Ok

I'd?

[civic rune]

What you?

[peak obsidian]

Also have you guys ever gotten those moments where you feel like you play like a braindead monkey

[peak obsidian]

bro you are NOT gonna get hacked if you leak your id bro

[civic rune]

No promise…

I hacked my acc a afew ago

[violet vine]

Ok

[steel badger]

https://link.standoff2.com/pl/profile/view/189091470

[violet vine]

[steel badger]

@peak obsidian

189091470

This my id

[buoyant glen]

Ehsan😔

[unreal sluice]

I’m back

[civic rune]

[brittle knoll]

Your neck hurts

🐔🪄

[civic rune]

5 CT

5 T

Who win?

[brittle knoll]

One is a meme man

[brittle knoll]

These are living pickles

🦕 🦕

[civic rune]

And T

[brittle knoll]

And J

[steel badger]

Im sad

[civic rune]

You scam right?

[brittle knoll]

You mean rad

[steel badger]

Yes

[brittle knoll]

He scams wrong

[civic rune]

You idiot!

Right?

I said he is scam

You send id

[brittle knoll]

Who let these kids join the server

🐔

[civic rune]

But he is acc you stole

[brittle knoll]

Get your kids back in their strollers 🗣️

[civic rune]

Goob job seni mal!

[steel badger]

189091470

[civic rune]

No

You send id

He is uaed your id

Used*

[sharp siren]

Using

[brittle knoll]

@paper tangle

[scenic crown]

🐗

[brittle knoll]

@civic rune this guy is not 13!

🐓

[sharp siren]

😂

[brittle knoll]

Ban!!

[civic rune]

GG

[steel badger]

I should send it on Thursday

[civic rune]

No

Do not send id

[unreal sluice]

You cannot steal an account by asking for 5 gold

[sharp siren]

Take account using their id😂 thats funny

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[sour star]

yh be axlebolt fev

dev

[civic rune]

Me? Bro Im not steal

[brittle knoll]

I don't even understand what these two children are yapping about

Or maybe this guy at least ^

[civic rune]

My brain is burn If speak english.-.

[brittle knoll]

Massive feat if you were able to

[rich crow]

yoo

[steel badger]

Im bad english

[rich crow]

so?

[scenic crown]

My England is bad

[unreal sluice]

Bro what?

[rich crow]

Ur England💀??

[civic rune]

🫡

We all brain burn

O7

[tall shore]

I'm from england

||actually not, just adding to what's happening||

[brittle knoll]

Poop

[scenic crown]

Poop

[civic rune]

Anyway You not learn the happen

[brittle knoll]

I speak englisu because I'm american

[scenic crown]

Nah inglish

[buoyant glen]

Any butterfly legacy for 200 gold

[scenic crown]

@buoyant glen i am sell for 6999 gold

Interested contact me

[buoyant glen]

You have legacy?

[scenic crown]

Nah i have kitchen knife

🔪

[buoyant glen]

🔥🔥🔥

[civic rune]

G22 or Usp

[buoyant glen]

Usp

[civic rune]

No

[tall shore]

I know english because an American bumped his head with mine, so he started speaking portuguese and I did english. Such a phenomenal language exchange

[scenic crown]

G22 for more ammo

[steel badger]

Can you give me 5gold

[civic rune]

Barettaz

[brittle knoll]

I got archived

[scenic crown]

Nah

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[scenic crown]

I can give you boar meat

🐗🥩

[buoyant glen]

I can

[civic rune]

Sorry you really…

Bruh

[civic rune]

Give me chicken meat

[scenic crown]

🐔

🐓

🍖

🍗

[civic rune]

All attack you Suar

[scenic crown]

💪🏿🧔🏿

💪🏿🐗

[civic rune]

This CT team

[brittle knoll]

Bro is a shapeshifting demon, capable of altering his own cellular structure, mimicking the one of a boar's and creating new matter using the same molecular structure he can change into, without affecting the integrity of his own cells and atoms, or quantity

📝🦕

[civic rune]

What a large word are you write a message???

[brittle knoll]

You'll learn about it when you pass 2nd grade

🐔

[civic rune]

No?

I will gg

.d

[tall shore]

That sounds like an eldritch horror entity

[brittle knoll]

Bro is not even in kindergarten yet!

[civic rune]

I know you is toxic xd

[brittle knoll]

More like something I saw in a ben 10 (original) episode once

He's also like

Able to make it from his hand

[steel badger]

Go pv

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[civic rune]

I dont care toxic :/

[brittle knoll]

Nvm

It was teen titans (also the original series )

[tall shore]

You can find the eldritch horror version in interdimensional tv cable

[brittle knoll]

The episode was called "employee of the month"

🐓

[brittle knoll]

Thanks, I'll make sure to check it out

[scenic crown]

💪🐔

[brittle knoll]

🐔👍

Thanks for giving me muscles

— 🐔

I think you are muscle factory

[scenic crown]

🐉💨

[brittle knoll]

My pig would appreciate your arms

[scenic crown]

Ekber farted

[brittle knoll]

He's really hungry

[brittle knoll]

Sounds like he's got some food poisoning or has a food allergy

[cold field]

piece of sh not a game

[brittle knoll]

Or intolerance

[scenic crown]

Hmm

[brittle knoll]

He should try some water fasting

[scenic crown]

Need more prayers for ekber

I mean we pray to him

Ekber don't drink water

[brittle knoll]

Prayers won't do anything for him, knowledge and action will

🐓

[scenic crown]

Ekber fire only

🔥🐲

[brittle knoll]

Water is necessary for all living beings

[scenic crown]

Ekber is immortal

[brittle knoll]

No one and nothing is immortal

[scenic crown]

Ekber is

🐲

[brittle knoll]

Except the creator of the universe

Which is beyond the comprehension inside it

[scenic crown]

[brittle knoll]

Concepts inside it don't apply to him

[scenic crown]

👇🏿

🐽

[brittle knoll]

"press here to subscribe"

"to my book about sugar-only diets being beneficial"

🦕

Ask him what hz his monitor has

📝🦕

Oh no, a Turkish guy, we will not successfully communicate after all 😞 (he said something in turkish as a response then deleted)

[amber niche]

KzN nice hacker

[scenic crown]

Turk learn inglish

📕🦕

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[scenic crown]

Nice skull

☠️

[brittle knoll]

They are mostly children, is not that obvious, the ones older actually have language comprehension

[random perch]

i wouldn’t know, i don’t have any turkish friends

lol

[brittle knoll]

Arguably all children around the world using the internet have no language comprehension

[random perch]

very true

[brittle knoll]

But turkish kids are really common it seems

And russian

[amber niche]

[random perch]

in this community at least, i’ve yet to meet one in other communities

[brittle knoll]

I know they're kids because they get irrationally angry easily

[random perch]

😂

that’s a sure fire way of spotting a child…or someone with anger issues

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[random perch]

or people who get offended easily

[brittle knoll]

Well they also don't know much English

And may start cussing in their own language

Would like some more input on that tho

[random perch]

cursing is a sign of a weak mind and weaker character.

[brittle knoll]

Specifically, an underdeveloped frontal lobe

(trait of a child)

🐓

[random perch]

🐐

[brittle knoll]

Nice standing

[random perch]

thank you

[brittle knoll]

Np

🪿

[random perch]

🍗

[brittle knoll]

That's a nice bat you got

[random perch]

tastes good too

[brittle knoll]

I don't think it's healthy to eat plastic 🦕

[random perch]

never claimed to be smart 😌👍

[brittle knoll]

I didn't call you smart

🦙

Or dumb

Eating plastic may uhhhhhh

🐓

Improve the shininess of your own plastic shell if you're made of plastic too

So it can be a smart choice

🐔

🧠

But it's not healthy because plastic isn't alive duh

My brain cells are plastic too now

[paper tangle]

Africa

[tall shore]

What of those who curse while talking informally

[random perch]

to each their own

[tall shore]

I mean, what do you think of it

[random perch]

🎶 I bless the rains down in Africaa 🎶

Africa-Toto

[tall shore]

Great music

[random perch]

if you feel like you need to curse to get your emotion out then i suppose you need to widen your vocabulary

but i am just a random person

[paper tangle]

i curse because its how I talk

[tall shore]

More than just letting your emotion out, it could also be a way of expressing something

Hello

[rich crow]

my ranked match just freezed

💀

why

on the team swap screen

[buoyant glen]

💋

[harsh sluice]

Any working promocodes?

[tall shore]

Skill issue

[paper tangle]

No

[buoyant glen]

💋💋

[harsh sluice]

Alr

[tall shore]

[buoyant glen]

That’s not funny

[tall shore]

How can you edit your message

Without getting muted by the bot

[paper tangle]

damn

[tall shore]

See?

[paper tangle]

back ups

[tall shore]

How did he do it

[paper tangle]

[tall shore]

Imma test it now for science test

Guess you don't get punished anymore for that

[buoyant glen]

Wait I’ll laugh

[tall shore]

I got muted for an hour before when I tried to edit my message

I'm not trying to be funny

[narrow briar]

My bro won the mp7 from the pass

How much will it costM

[unreal sluice]

Sup

[peak obsidian]

Is it normal that others can't see my gloves?

[narrow briar]

Yes

Like

[peak obsidian]

Then why the hell have it

What's the purpose of gloves

[narrow briar]

Unless spectating they can't see it

[narrow briar]

For YOU to see them maybe?

[peak obsidian]

im PISSED brahhh

[unreal sluice]

To have a pleasant view for yourself

[peak obsidian]

They should add that other can see it

[peak obsidian]

True...

[narrow briar]

Give them to me if you're so pissed

[unreal sluice]

It’s not rlly that deep

[narrow briar]

Yeah

[peak obsidian]

It would be cooler

[peak obsidian]

Nah I love them

[narrow briar]

Literally no one cares anyway

L8ke

[rich crow]

Yo i got a question

[unreal sluice]

Yeah but it would probably give rise to a whole multitude of bugs and would be rlly hard to program

[rich crow]

Yall notice the high increase on the rival skins

[narrow briar]

Good luck finding someone that looks at anything else aside your gun

[rich crow]

?

Especially the skull p350

[proud spruce]

Hello

[narrow briar]

How much?

[rich crow]

Went from 0.50 to 3.50

[narrow briar]

Ooh

[peak obsidian]

Hard to program idk

But bugs maybe

[rich crow]

Im lucky i bought like 100 pieces

[unreal sluice]

I never ever look at gloves of others haha

[rich crow]

And just sold them asap

[narrow briar]

Well some youtubers started boosting them

[buoyant glen]

Segz

[narrow briar]

Ofc you don't, no one does

[rich crow]

Is that like basiccly free gold?

[narrow briar]

Exactly free gold

[rich crow]

Do they tell when they boost em incase or what

[rich crow]

How can i follow these youtubers bro i need some of that

[viscid rivet]

they stream

[narrow briar]

They get their fans to remove the cheap skins on the market (or buy) and list them for exorbitant prices

[viscid rivet]

i dont do that tho

[rich crow]

Are we garantueed free gold

[narrow briar]

Nemajornyi is the only legit one i know, although annoying

[narrow briar]

That depends on when you buy the skins they tell you to buy

[viscid rivet]

yh

[rich crow]

I mean obviously right AwAy right

[narrow briar]

If you huy them at the peak of their price, youll get burned hard, like me

[rich crow]

When they are at their cheapest

I didnt even know somoene boosted them like

I bought a bunch of skins thinking i can craft

[narrow briar]

Not necessarily, i mean if youre fast a f yes, but the price fluctuates a lot

[rich crow]

Then i noticed i couldnt and i got pissed off

[narrow briar]

💀

[rich crow]

And quit so2

but boy am i lucky

Downloaded it today

And wish i bought more

[narrow briar]

Yall is crafting 1000 commons worth it?

[rich crow]

💀💀

[rich crow]

We can calculate that tbh

[narrow briar]

Yeah i knoe

[unreal sluice]

Go ahead

[narrow briar]

K calculated it once in the past but i don't remember the answer

[unreal sluice]

Market values change every day

[narrow briar]

Also the cheapest common is .03, while the cheapest uncommon is .13 so its worth it more to get 100 uncommons than 100 commons

[wary pollen]

Nah don’t think it is, buying a thousand commons is like 500 gold

[narrow briar]

Ain't no way

The cheapest common is .03

[wary pollen]

1000 x 0.05

[narrow briar]

.06 at most

[wary pollen]

I calculated with .05 with .03 its 300

Still too mich

But you prob want better collection

[narrow briar]

@wary pollen

Bro

[rich crow]

Im thinking of investing my newly earned 130 gold

[narrow briar]

1000

[rich crow]

What should i invest in

[narrow briar]

Multiplied

By 0.03

Is 30

[wary pollen]

30

[unreal sluice]

That’s 50

[unreal sluice]

Into my account fr

[rich crow]

Not happening

[unreal sluice]

Ik, I was jk

[wary pollen]

I dint calc it fr mb

[rich crow]

Who tryna play chess and bet some gold on it

[narrow briar]

Me

How much

[rich crow]

1 gold

😈😈😈

[narrow briar]

5?

[rich crow]

We could do 5

[narrow briar]

After tax

[fickle onyx]

Hello bois

[rich crow]

Whats ur elo first tho

[narrow briar]

Alright, gimme some 10-20 minutes

[rich crow]

HOLDUP

Wait wait nah

Whts ur elo first

[narrow briar]

I haven't played in 3 years

[narrow briar]

Elo?

[rich crow]

Ur rating

U play online right?

[narrow briar]

Nope

[unreal sluice]

What anime should I watch next?

[narrow briar]

Just been playing with my homies from time to time

[rich crow]

Deez

[rich crow]

We can play

Best out of three?

[narrow briar]

That would take hours

[rich crow]

No

Literally we could pick

[unreal sluice]

Nicee

[rich crow]

1 minute matches if u want

Its a gamemode called bullet

You play rlly fast

[narrow briar]

I dunno lemme warm up tho

[rich crow]

Would take 3 minutes in total

[wary pollen]

Hey that’s me

[rich crow]

All good just dont cheat bro

[rich crow]

💀💀💀

[viscid rivet]

alr im back from finding the correct Russian accordion song

😭

[unreal sluice]

Bruh

Must’ve been tough

[rich crow]

Are the voice messages disabled 💀

[frigid hazel]

.

[unreal sluice]

I think

[fickle onyx]

Bruh

[rich crow]

They knew i was coming

[viscid rivet]

very

[fickle onyx]

Test

[rich crow]

@narrow briar u ready

[viscid rivet]

oh no ::sob

good luck blud

[rich crow]

What

Good luck on what

Im 1800 fixe

Fide

[narrow briar]

Ight

[rich crow]

Jk

[narrow briar]

Chess dot com?

[rich crow]

Lichess

[scenic crown]

Hello 1k gold for fist fight anyone?

[rich crow]

Is better

[rich crow]

Id put u to sleep

[narrow briar]

Ight dm me an invite

[scenic crown]

👊🐗

[wary pollen]

Wait why is p350 “Savannah” at 12 gold? 💀

[random perch]

mmm, i suppose

[tall shore]

Boosted

I'm glad I am a skin collector

[wary pollen]

Yeah but to 12?!!

[tall shore]

Capitalism

[wary pollen]

It’s always them skins i don’t have

They should boost vesper haze

Yes but boosting it to 14g is crazy

Nah this one is def getting boosted

[pliant crest]

Hi

Bruh

[peak obsidian]

Selling gloves is impossible

Somebody PLEASEEE buy my mortal veil gloves

I don't went the johns no more and I want gold from it

[pliant crest]

So2 or cs2?

[peak obsidian]

So2

Obv

Quite literally the opposite but ok bro

[rich crow]

Dw lil bro if u dont want em the most i can offer is 130 gold

[peak obsidian]

Csgo existed WAYY before

Idk if u knew bro

The new cago

Csgo

[pliant crest]

Standoff developers from Russia?

[peak obsidian]

2023-2024

But it's litterally a remake of the orig game you idiot

[tall shore]

Lol, do like I do, buy at least one from each one of them all of the cheap ones

[pliant crest]

Who can speak russian???

[tall shore]

I actually do it for collection

But if I can get some extra gold why not

[wary pollen]

Have .85 gold won’t even get there💀

[pliant crest]

Really?

[wary pollen]

Yeah let’s wait two years to make 8g?

[pliant crest]

Then say something

[unreal sluice]

With yo goofy voice?

[tall shore]

Lol

After 2 years I think most people here will be old enough to get a job and afford better skins

[gritty river]

No i dont think so

[tall shore]

I'm thinking about buying the ak treasure hunter

That thing will cost me some money

[queen sonnet]

Whoever has the blue glove of the fireborn pass calls pv

[unreal sluice]

I never said anything about Mexico haha

[outer valley]

it was poland

idk

XD

[rich crow]

I do not sound goofy

I got that voice actor voice

Dytv

Fytb

[gritty river]

🍿

[brittle knoll]

🍿🐓

[unreal sluice]

I was jk

[brittle knoll]

Thanks 🐓🤙

[unreal sluice]

The worst voice here is me

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🐔

[tall shore]

That goes for me

[gritty river]

Thank you

[unreal sluice]

Nah it goes for me

[tall shore]

Me

[wary pollen]

I wish

[rich crow]

U should pipe down pipsqueek

[gritty river]

@craggy crane you french?

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

And stop with the unnecessary jokes u dont wanna see my dark side

[gritty river]

Slide 3

[brittle knoll]

U don't wanna see me rage!

🐪🐫🐪

[rich crow]

U dont wanna see the evil me

You guys are seeing my good side rn

The demons inside me

Just cant

[wary pollen]

🤓

[gritty river]

“When i rage i see black”🤓

[unreal sluice]

Nah trust me. Hearing my voice makes u wanna run away from me

[rich crow]

Matter of fact im seeing black as we speak

[gritty river]

xD

[brittle knoll]

(man voice)

[rich crow]

💀

[brittle knoll]

🦕

((insane, unheard of even))

(((men are the worst)))

[rich crow]

**unbuttons shirt aggresively while max squinting **

[gritty river]

Pls dont kill me🥶

[wary pollen]

Guys please book a room for the two of you and don’t do all that here

[gritty river]

||nerd||

[rich crow]

Killing you will be a gift 😈

[brittle knoll]

🐔

Open your eyes

[rich crow]

I dont think u got the joke tho

[brittle knoll]

Open your eyes people!

🦉

[gritty river]

I got it

[rich crow]

NAHHH

💀💀

[gritty river]

Racist f

K

[rich crow]

Nahhh

Thats wild reset

[brittle knoll]

You're the only ones interpreting that emoji as being racist

Projecting much?

🐓

[rich crow]

Who

[gritty river]

🦦🍿

Sup

[warped lotus]

I think bro used the n word a couple of times in he's profile

I think

[gritty river]

🐛🐛

Do i even know you?

[rich crow]

Stewie griffin here

[empty goblet]

sup

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

Bro why u gotta be such a prick

Hes just asking

[warped lotus]

#📸│photos message did i do good?

[tall shore]

Too sexy to deal with? 😳
Jk

[viscid rivet]

nah im gone for 5 minutes and 192 messages?

[gritty river]

Me!?!!!! Nah

[empty goblet]

lol

i added

[gritty river]

I dont know him

[wary pollen]

Bro what is the chat rn

[brittle knoll]

🦕

🛹

Thanks

[viscid rivet]

dinosaur!

[brittle knoll]

He did a skateboard trick over your text

[warped lotus]

rn chat the is what Bro

[gritty river]

[unreal sluice]

Nah too ugly

[rich crow]

Im glad ur self aware bro

[wary pollen]

The what is rn chat Bro

[warped lotus]

The chat is what rn Bro

[tall shore]

The rn bro is what chat

[vocal current]

Hi i search smurf with bronz 3-4

[gritty river]

||i will clap your cheeks lil bro||

[tall shore]

That's not nice

[rich crow]

Who tryna play some chess

[rich crow]

Im just agreeing

Is agreeing not nice

[wary pollen]

Be scared @rich crow is the sigma male

[unreal sluice]

Yup

[warped lotus]

Me

[brittle knoll]

we need to abolish masculinity, say it with me, slayyy queeen 💅 yasss

[warped lotus]

.

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[rich crow]

What

[brittle knoll]

Slayyy queeen yasss 💅🐓

[tall shore]

Really? He's one of those dudes who eats coal for breakfast and drinks gasoline when thirsty?

[warped lotus]

Me chess go boom boom

[wary pollen]

Yes he only eats food with dirty hands

[brittle knoll]

Yuck, a male rooster, she should switch teams

[rich crow]

God damn right alphas 😈

[tall shore]

Lmao

[brittle knoll]

And yes, it's a she now

💅🐓

[wary pollen]

Not like them sissy liberals🇺🇸 (joke don’t ban me for politics)

[brittle knoll]

If you're still a male, what are you doing with your life 😂 😂 😂 💅

🦕

[tall shore]

Tru

[rich crow]

Lets play 1000 gold bo3

[unreal sluice]

Fr

[warped lotus]

let's do 100k instead

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[wary pollen]

Fr bro how dare they (i’m male)

[rich crow]

Lets make it 1M

[warped lotus]

User:DRAG0S1

[tall shore]

I would have never guessed if you didn't state in ()

[wary pollen]

No???

[rich crow]

Lets do lichess

[wary pollen]

My pfp isn’t me

[rich crow]

Bullet

[wary pollen]

I could be anyone

[rich crow]

1 minute match

[warped lotus]

Don't have

[wary pollen]

Yes?

[warped lotus]

I'm bot

[sour star]

oh mai gawd Its Maikel Jakson

[wary pollen]

Idk

[tall shore]

@unreal sluice may I add you?

[brittle knoll]

Oh em gee, that's so disgusting, how can you look up in the mirror every day and not say "I'm such a pretty barbie :3 :3 tee hee" society does not need men to function! It's the truth, but don't look into it tho

[wary pollen]

Fr though

[unreal sluice]

Sure

[brittle knoll]

🪿

[tall shore]

Thx

[rich crow]

Simp

[wary pollen]

I won’t and trust you since my favoutite tik tokkers told me that too

[wary pollen]

Ah she should

[tall shore]

Not really

[unreal sluice]

Fake (it’s John cena)

You can cena me

[rich crow]

Who tryna mic up

[tall shore]

Gotta take a nap before work now

[rich crow]

[wary pollen]

Not again

[brittle knoll]

What a nice sheep, here's some food sprayed with pthalathes for you 🍲

[wary pollen]

The 6 am 8 am trick

[tall shore]

I had a good sleep already, don't worry

[brittle knoll]

Now keep up the unhealthy diets and hormonal imbalances

[wary pollen]

Ohh alr

[wary pollen]

Sure

[brittle knoll]

🦕

🛹

(btw pretend it's genetics and not environmental)

[wary pollen]

It would be a perfect society with only women and me

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[rich crow]

Join alphas

[brittle knoll]

Ugh, who created this thing called men? Probably the devil 😾

[rich crow]

NOOO!!!

[brittle knoll]

Nice athleticism stance

[rich crow]

Ur so lucky i dont have vm perms

[wary pollen]

💀

[brittle knoll]

He has good balance, standing with only one foot on the finger pointer statue

[wary pollen]

He??????

[brittle knoll]

I meant she* oh my gooodnesss!

Oh my gooood

[sour star]

maikel jakson can you sign me profile

[wary pollen]

Yes

[brittle knoll]

I am so sorry :ukulele:

[wary pollen]

[rich crow]

Ur dutch btw

[sour star]

[rich crow]

I can tell

[wary pollen]

No im bullet

[rich crow]

Im also quite the multi lingual

[wary pollen]

Ja weet je dat zeker

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

Alles goeeddd?

Heill who bro?

[wary pollen]

It’s not german

[brittle knoll]

Nice pooping

[wary pollen]

You ain’t bringing back the NSDAP with that one

[brittle knoll]

Jajfjdjdjch

🦕

Jcjxjskaocivi

That's my language bro, you are disrespectful

[karmic berry]

Whwre can i talk with a admin?

[brittle knoll]

Yes I know it is the #💬│english-chat

But

🐓

[karmic berry]

My acc got banned for no reason

[brittle knoll]

helpdesk

At this point people have agreed there are false bans too

🦤

So nothing to say

[verbal imp]

Shhh dont talk about it

Hi

No

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[sour star]

and now u wake up?

lol

[karmic berry]

Theres ban for no reasons too

I got banned

But it says

No reason

[brittle knoll]

I wonder how they came up with such a creative name!

[sour star]

loll

[karmic berry]

But for 6 days

[verbal imp]

Maybe

[karmic berry]

It says i did something to game rules but it doesnt tell me which one

[verbal imp]

I'm not in any clans

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🐔 🐔

[verbal imp]

I left all of them

[rich crow]

U cheated didnt ya

[verbal imp]

Why

[brittle knoll]

🐤
🛹

You skateboard flipping pigs!

You will have your hair fall out at once on the 22nd February 2025

[paper tangle]

Don’t give out misinformation

[brittle knoll]

🦕

🐤

[paper tangle]

Crazy

[brittle knoll]

But that wouldn't mean anyone banned around this time would be unbanned at the same time.with your friend

Otherwise by that logic anyone banned a day before that unban would get unbanned

Maybe anyone banned at 23:59 17th January will get unbanned at 00:00 18th January too

And that ban would last only 1 minute for them

🦕

🦙

Yo mama llama

💀 🦙

(spitted)

[river heron]

hi!

hi?

[brittle knoll]

Try with { or %

🐓

Maybe that will work

[river heron]

you speack russian?

[brittle knoll]

You mean speck

[river heron]

i'm speack russian

[brittle knoll]

You are speck of dust

[eternal forum]

Go to Russian channel

[brittle knoll]

🐍

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

What a nice cubic pig

Nice green pigs

They ate lot of spinack

[karmic berry]

No idiot

[rich crow]

Ur the idiot here bro

Ur the one getting banned not me

[karmic berry]

O yea?

[rich crow]

O yea

[karmic berry]

Cry

Silver

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

Ur the one crying lil bro

[brittle knoll]

Me rn

[rich crow]

U rlly think Standoff rank is relevant

💀

[paper tangle]

If he cheated there wouldn't be a date or be a temp ban.

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[paper tangle]

If he cheated he would've been banned forever

[rich crow]

Thats not the point

[paper tangle]

Guess he's gone

[rich crow]

Ur name is funny

[paper tangle]

ok

[rich crow]

Zuskees name even funnier

The translation in my language is crazy

💀

[unreal sluice]

Sasuke uchiwa

[outer valley]

[tall shore]

Damnnnnn

Let's run from Earth to end up on Earth to be safe!

[unreal sluice]

Bet it’s got like a 0.00000001% chance of hitting

[tall shore]

Good for you

I guess?

[onyx robin]

Anyone know when rank reset happens

???

[eternal forum]

buddy heard Saint something but I can tell you it’s not saint Jupiter

You’re not funny kid you’re goofy

so you’re not good

Nah

I can’t bother rn

Lol

?

Tdm

I am not playing ranked with a newbie

????

look at what you’re saying

weirdo

you said you want to see my ranked gameplay

you called me insane bud

there’s literally no difference

between tdm 1V1 and comp

only difference is ranked is in rounds and you need to buy armor tdm things are free and you respawn instantly

I’m not trash talking and you’re not good

cause you don’t bruh

3-2-4

probably not

[unreal sluice]

Everyone behaving?

[prime plaza]

Guys, what is the best method to get gold, i want a knife badly

[eternal forum]

no lol

bro you don’t know whether to 1v1 in tdm or ranked

I’m not toxic

you are just mad

look at what you’re saying

[prime plaza]

I wanna do a 1v1 :DD

[eternal forum]

please

[eternal forum]

Grind

[prime plaza]

Well, method?

Oh yeah

[unreal sluice]

Dm everyone on this server begging for gold

[prime plaza]

I understanded

[eternal forum]

Yeah so you don’t know where to 1v1

[prime plaza]

Huh?

U cant gift gold

[eternal forum]

Well some random items are getting boosted so

Literally today was boosted a box common

[prime plaza]

Oh

[eternal forum]

From 0.05 to 5

It crashed tho so no more

but it was there for some time

[prime plaza]

I must be very unlucky

[eternal forum]

XD

you didn’t say that

[prime plaza]

Im going to add you

[eternal forum]

sure

[prime plaza]

Cya guys

[eternal forum]

yeah like 1 or 2

ok send vid of your gameplay

ok

[prime plaza]

U didnt add me

[paper tangle]

[prime plaza]

Lol

Im going to try random standoff codes

[paper tangle]

Good luck

[prime plaza]

I love ak

Tho idk why we were playing awm

Awp*

[slow oyster]

Can anyone play?

[outer valley]

[slow oyster]

I can't even if cancel training

[rose quartz]

I cant, i literally waiting 2 minutes to search a defuse

[rose quartz]

Same

But in defuse

[slow oyster]

Same thing?

[rose quartz]

Yea

I already reload the game like 4 times and nothing

[slow oyster]

I want to try new skin, but can't even get into the game

[slow oyster]

Same bro

[rose quartz]

Thats crazy

[opal oak]

Nothings working haha

[slow oyster]

I don't sure if the player who sell me Glock carbon stattrack with colour sticker for 19g is in this server, but thanks to you man

[slow oyster]

Do you find any match?

[rose quartz]

Nop

[sour star]

@karmic berry did u swear at ur enemies?

or teammates

doesnt matter casual or ranked

[void sleet]

How can guys have shotguns in first round?

[outer valley]

bug

or cheetos

[void sleet]

What bug mate

All team have shotguns

[outer valley]

its a bug

-.-

or cheetos

[void sleet]

And now cant start

[tough meadow]

The bug's been around for ages. It's insane how it hasn't been fixed

[void sleet]

😗👍

[tough meadow]

Like why

[outer valley]

it got fixed once

[void sleet]

Very good game

[outer valley]

but they find new one

xd

[outer valley]

yes

[karmic berry]

Nah

I had this bug

Like skin bug , not skin changer

And everyone would say i use skin changer

I got banned for 5 days

But it doesnt say why

It just says i broke something rule

Oh

I have a bug about playing with akr

And other people

Would see it glitched

And they would say i have skin changer

Nooo

Its bug from game

[tough meadow]

iirc, rapidly picking up guns in warmup before the match starts may get you the gun in the first round. I've never tried it myself

[calm light]

Ah yes

Relatable

[outer valley]

toxic

or grief

[karmic berry]

Idk bro

Sometime this game just bans and doesnt sag reason

[calm light]

Then it’s most likely for toxicity 🤷

no wonder half of Russians I met start swearing from the first death

[desert hollow]

"I'm the only one who can't play?"

What happens?

[karmic berry]

How do u even know in toxic

Bro my name is ogstar

Samu_samz1 i use for social user only

My names samuel so

[rich crow]

@rich crow i cant too

[karmic berry]

He is my friend

I know him since 2021

[paper tangle]

What

[karmic berry]

Im the best anyways

Who t f u k is that

[proper gyro]

someone is back@paper tangle

🐔🐔

[karmic berry]

Im not black

[proper gyro]

bro really scanned his profile lmao

[karmic berry]

My profile pic?

Ohh

Im racist

Same

[wraith topaz]

Wsp