💬│english-chat

[sour star]

[wary pollen]

Dude its €18

[unreal sluice]

U watched frieren?

[rigid topaz]

No way

[wary pollen]

And im not gonna spend €18 on some mobile game

[sour star]

ios be like

[tall shore]

I go sleep

for two hours

Bye bye

[sour star]

no cuz bad

[rigid topaz]

Based

[unreal sluice]

Npc comment

[sour star]

the whole anime is made for npc

[primal rain]

M249 ideology

M249 ideology

[sour star]

stop talk

[rigid topaz]

Yall we should all just crash the market of standoff by selling our common skins for thousands

[unreal sluice]

An elf has finished her adventure. However she has thousands of years left to live and her party member are normal humans. This is her life reminiscing about her adventure after her friends all died

[verbal imp]

Lmao did not expect to see u here again

[sour star]

russian 9yo got no common sense tho

[unreal sluice]

Nuh uh. It’s a masterpiece

[verbal imp]

No

[sour star]

skill issue

L bozo

[verbal imp]

Lame as hell

[rigid topaz]

Ah god damn it you are right

[sour star]

hope she suffers more

[unreal sluice]

Average 02 simp:

[sour star]

???

[unreal sluice]

Idk

🤷🏻‍♀️

[primal rain]

Since when Rosie is a cat

[outer valley]

[primal rain]

🐱

[verbal imp]

You

[outer valley]

1w

[unreal sluice]

I just find this name cute

[scenic crown]

Boar ideology

🐗

[paper tangle]

have a good siesta

[primal rain]

I hate you

[scenic crown]

Azathoth bro u give butter gold, but he already rich

[paper tangle]

m249 ideology

[primal rain]

M249 ideology

[scenic crown]

He got like 10 knifes

[primal rain]

M249 ideology

[scenic crown]

M69 ideology

[primal rain]

I hate you

[paper tangle]

he was missing 1k gold for a combo

[scenic crown]

🐲

[tall shore]

What is a siesta?

[sour star]

@paper tangle gimme 1k

make the rich richer

[paper tangle]

I gotta help out a brotha out

[scenic crown]

And i lost about 200 for the m40

[paper tangle]

a nap

[primal rain]

Wait I remember that

🦕🦕

[scenic crown]

Ekber likes me

[sour star]

american forgot how to american

[wary pollen]

A what thats crazy! I also miss 1k for sometthing i want

[paper tangle]

Thats crazy

[tall shore]

In portuguese we say "cochilo"

[scenic crown]

I miss 50k gold for karambit gold

[paper tangle]

Its reserved for the people that I respect the most

[wary pollen]

Thats not sleep

[paper tangle]

thats nice

have a goood nap tho

[sour star]

i miss 1k gold for 2nd knife

[paper tangle]

better rest up now

[primal rain]

I miss nothing because I don't play standoff 2

[scenic crown]

I just need 250g for scorpion

Ekber give me

🐲

[primal rain]

I hate you

[tall shore]

I will

[scenic crown]

I love you

[unreal sluice]

(Me)

[sour star]

nah u just never been scam

i been scammed twice

[paper tangle]

alright, then have yourself a good nap and good luck at work

[sour star]

for in total of about 30k now

[unreal sluice]

Oh, that’s bad

[cold field]

worth to create new account for the better stats?

[unreal sluice]

I feel quite bad for u now

[sour star]

depends

[unreal sluice]

That’s so much money

[tall shore]

[primal rain]

[sour star]

who care i got another 5k inv

[cold field]

like

[sour star]

💀💀💀

[wary pollen]

It’s not like im begging but for a friend how to earn your respect

[outer valley]

XD nice

how tf ur getting scammed that much

[primal rain]

It's like begging

[sour star]

new inv worth 5k

[primal rain]

🐓

[wary pollen]

Thats the joke

[paper tangle]

not real

[sour star]

first time i was kid bro

[primal rain]

Real

[paper tangle]

but anyways yea

[sour star]

my roblox acc got scammed aswell once

i got it back tho

my email was linked

[primal rain]

Now give me 3k golds nightly

[unreal sluice]

30k is 300€ ngl id cry for so long if that happened to me

[primal rain]

🐲

[paper tangle]

I'll give out my gold to people that I really like or respect

[wary pollen]

A 💩 ton of gold

[outer valley]

[sour star]

f2p acc w nice limited egg hunt stuff

[paper tangle]

like the regulars here

[scenic crown]

U like boar or not

[primal rain]

Give it to turan

He is best helper

[scenic crown]

🐗

[sour star]

340

€

[unreal sluice]

Even worse

[paper tangle]

he needs some charity

[sour star]

in total ive spent about like

[primal rain]

Realest

[rich crow]

Is there any way to send gold to my friend?

Gift gold

[sour star]

maybe 420€ on this game

[sour star]

yh

[unreal sluice]

You will lose 20% in commission

[scenic crown]

Nice number

[sour star]

go to so2 website

[unreal sluice]

I 220

[rich crow]

20% why

[sour star]

[rich crow]

💀

[wary pollen]

Translate the page

[sour star]

axlebolt want money

[scenic crown]

Welcome to ohio

[outer valley]

💀

i spent like 200

[paper tangle]

Cuz the only way to give your gold to your friend is through selling a skin and losing 20% of it when he buys it

[outer valley]

in 2018/19/20

[unreal sluice]

Still a lot

[sour star]

[unreal sluice]

If it makes James happy he can waste his money on so2

[sour star]

i have like 50€ on me rn

could spend it on so2 again

💀

[outer valley]

in 3 years thats "nothing"

xd

[wary pollen]

Great idea actually

[unreal sluice]

I spent 220€ bruh

[sour star]

new year new skins

[unreal sluice]

Poor financial choices

[outer valley]

same but i got unbanned

[scenic crown]

Spend 2$ on me

[sour star]

nah

W choice

[outer valley]

😭

[sour star]

im reta####

so like

W choice

[unreal sluice]

I’ve spent like €350 on manga

[sour star]

i spent way less

[outer valley]

😭 why

[sour star]

bc i watch anime

no need to read

[unreal sluice]

I like to have physical copies

[sour star]

when u get to get a summary in 20mins

[wary pollen]

Way too much

[unreal sluice]

I’ve spent €580 on Rubik’s cubes

[sour star]

how much have u spent on merchandise? @unreal sluice

[outer valley]

thats even worse 😭

[unreal sluice]

Nothing

[outer valley]

why u spent 500 eur in a cube

[unreal sluice]

Nah u should see my epic collection

[wary pollen]

Why

[unreal sluice]

I have 60

[wary pollen]

After 5 you have enough

[outer valley]

why u dont use always the same cube

.-.

[unreal sluice]

I have different types

[outer valley]

[wary pollen]

You really need the all new hyper magnetic gan super deluxe cube?

[unreal sluice]

• I used to do it competitions so I bought the more expensive ones

[unreal sluice]

I have a GAN cube that’s 5 years old now (I got it brand new)

[outer valley]

whenever I tried rubik cubes i get lost XD and i cant do it

[wary pollen]

To solve it is quite easy

[unreal sluice]

I did it in 6.55 seconds my fastest time

[wary pollen]

To do it fast is crazy hard

[outer valley]

i need like 1 day

[unreal sluice]

I average 13 seconds

[random perch]

same, i still haven’t solved mine in like 6 years

[wary pollen]

Like after getting to the 60 seconds mark you have to learn crazy algorithms to really improve

[random perch]

i get confused watching the tutorials

[unreal sluice]

Took me a while xd

[random perch]

that’s impressive

[wary pollen]

I stopped trying at f2l💀

[unreal sluice]

Im trying to break 60 seconds on the 4x4 now

[wary pollen]

I use beginners method with f2l implemented in it

[unreal sluice]

I try to build an x cross

[random perch]

got any tips? i might try my hand at solving it again

[unreal sluice]

Like how to solve or how to get fast?

[random perch]

solve

lol

[unreal sluice]

Hmm

Try build a daisy

And then solve a cross

And then white side

Then f2l

Then OLL

Then PLL

[outer valley]

[unreal sluice]

I do x cross
F2l
OLL
PLL

Nah

Anyway imo, whether someone makes any financial decisions, if it ultimately makes them happy then it’s good.

[azure radish]

Thanks for Response

🙂

To respond*

[unreal sluice]

Can you donate me 50 or 100 gold?

[azure radish]

I want players for donante me 😦

[rich crow]

Hello

[azure radish]

Bro

[rich crow]

Go to sleep

[viscid rivet]

wsp

[tough meadow]

Which grade r you in?

[outer valley]

u cant beg here :F

[paper tangle]

So anyways

[topaz oriole]

Where are u guys from?

[north bear]

Helloo

anyone here ??

[proper gyro]

super idol de xiao rong do mei ni

[paper tangle]

you broke my head

with that

[outer valley]

😭

[viscid rivet]

😭

nah bro how did a 2v1 lose against me 😭

[azure radish]

@viscid rivet

[viscid rivet]

what

[azure radish]

Sorry, I accidentally clicked

[viscid rivet]

alr dw

[azure radish]

Computer?

[viscid rivet]

wym

[azure radish]

Hmmmmm

[viscid rivet]

for trading yes

[azure radish]

Cool

[viscid rivet]

@azure radish check dms

[azure radish]

You want to play?

[wary pollen]

axohll can you check m4 price for me

[viscid rivet]

i am getting on so2 rn js to check for u pookie bear

[wary pollen]

Ty pookie bear

[azure radish]

Can someone donate 50 golds to me?

[viscid rivet]

😘

[wary pollen]

Prob .9 or sum😭

[viscid rivet]

prob is

[wary pollen]

Nein

[azure radish]

Thanks for answering:)

[viscid rivet]

i defo didnt buy 800 of em for over 2 gold 😳

i would but no

[wary pollen]

Lmao rip

[viscid rivet]

i spent too much on 4 sticker awm's

kinda regret it 😭

0.92

[wary pollen]

Ah hell nah

I really invested in them more thinking standard price was around 1.50💀

Got like 18 for 1 each

[viscid rivet]

the prices will go up tho

[wary pollen]

They better

[viscid rivet]

like they change alot 😭

[wary pollen]

I thought too but its going pretty stable at 0.90-1.12 today

Which is bad news

[azure radish]

Broooooo

[viscid rivet]

today yes

[wary pollen]

I do not wanna wait 3 months on them for 5g profit

[viscid rivet]

only 3 months?

[wary pollen]

Yeah im inpatient

[azure radish]

Someone sold an akr carbon for 0.03 to me

[viscid rivet]

bro ill probably have to spend like 7 years to get 0.01 as a profit

[viscid rivet]

LOL

nah bro got lucky

bro just profited 28g

damn

[wary pollen]

Damn congrats lil bro

[viscid rivet]

i used to think white carbon was cool

welp

[wary pollen]

I remember the times i had all those origin and furious collection skins lying in my inventory

[viscid rivet]

same bro

[wary pollen]

I had 0 when they were actually worth something

[viscid rivet]

i remember getting a epic ump skin in 2019

i sold it for 7g

[wary pollen]

Probably had 10 houses worth of m40 pro’s

[viscid rivet]

damnn

now the ump costs72g

[wary pollen]

Damn

[azure radish]

2019 The best time of So2

[viscid rivet]

real

everything was cheap and cool

like

i remember the old province map bro

[wary pollen]

I remember selling the silent assasin sticker its worth like 120 now

[azure radish]

Bye I'm going to test my akr carbon

[wary pollen]

Good luck

[verbal imp]

Test

[azure radish]

Thx

[wary pollen]

Test

Im going to sleep gl on so2 y’all

[viscid rivet]

ty pookie wookie bear

[viscid rivet]

Test

[verbal imp]

I wasn't letting this slide

[viscid rivet]

😭

you saw nothing bro

[verbal imp]

That's a 📸 bro

[viscid rivet]

Bet ;)

ayo

[verbal imp]

He did it on purpose

[viscid rivet]

uhm yes

[sturdy moss]

Why is comp so much harder to find a match then allies🙄

[orchid basin]

raaaah

[viscid rivet]

its legit the opposite.

[sturdy moss]

Not for me

[viscid rivet]

it takes m3 rmins to find a server on allies

[sturdy moss]

Allies= instant Match comp takes ages

[viscid rivet]

xD

probably bc many bronzes are on allies tryna get silver

[sturdy moss]

I can’t even get a rank in comp cuz it takes 3-5-10+ mins to find a match

[viscid rivet]

bro

😭

[sturdy moss]

Bouta just do only allies lol

[paper canopy]

Why are they trying to get silver any reason in particular?

[viscid rivet]

im already silver tho

im tryna get gold ;P

[viscid rivet]

check dms

[tall shore]

@tawdry dawn hey, can I dm you?

[tawdry dawn]

yes

but don't ask me gold

[tall shore]

Gold is the last thing I need

But open your dm because I can't really talk there

[tawdry dawn]

it's open

[outer valley]

g a d o

kk

[strange bear]

Hi, someone wanna play?

[paper tangle]

[tall shore]

I was just discussing business

[outer valley]

🤭

[tall shore]

I'm not that kind of person lol

[wary pollen]

GK you really slept for 1 hour didnt you

[tall shore]

Yeah, decided to ask for a day off, who cares

[paper tangle]

I’m so tired and hungry but it’s barely 7:43 pm

[wary pollen]

Lmao W move

[paper tangle]

[wary pollen]

It’s currently 2:34 am for me gotta sleep too💀

[paper tangle]

I’m in the road with family because of religion

I really don’t care about religion

[tall shore]

Just do it, have a good sleep

[wary pollen]

Because of religion?

[paper tangle]

Yea

[wary pollen]

I tried for the past hour and a half

[paper tangle]

Was forced to leave the house

it’s literally my day off

I want to enjoy it

[wary pollen]

But where to?

[paper tangle]

church

[wary pollen]

Ohh

[paper tangle]

Where else you do religious stuff

[tall shore]

I do believe in God, I don't believe some christian rules tho

[wary pollen]

Idk thats why i was asking

[paper tangle]

Fair point

I’m just tired and hungry

really

So I’m not really in the best mood

[wary pollen]

Thats not good

[paper tangle]

yeah

frankly I just get used to it

but being hungry ain’t good

[wary pollen]

You going to church without food?

[tall shore]

Try taking a quick nap in the car, breath with calm, that should give you some rest

[paper tangle]

English only

[tawdry dawn]

sorry

[paper tangle]

just giving you a warning

just don’t do it again

I’m not in a good mood

[tawdry dawn]

why don't you make a portuguese chat again?

[paper tangle]

There is one

[tall shore]

@tawdry dawn you are a freaking brazilian seu panaca

[tawdry dawn]

:0

[paper tangle]

id:customize

If you head to this channel you can get the Portuguese role

[paper tangle]

I’m restless

schedule is messed up

[wary pollen]

Can y’all make a dutch channel so i can talk dutch to myself

[paper tangle]

There’s already a Dutch channel

[viscid rivet]

😭

[wary pollen]

Wait really

[paper tangle]

Yeah

[viscid rivet]

bro these 2 kids in standoff 2 are really toxic

[wary pollen]

Where

[viscid rivet]

in allies bro

let me dm u what they said 😭

[paper tangle]

.

[wary pollen]

I meant the dutch channel

I only see german

No dutch

[paper tangle]

It was meant for both

[viscid rivet]

😭

[tall shore]

Aww, it will get better man, soon enough, I will pray for you

[paper tangle]

I’m so late for my session dude

[wary pollen]

Before i make an offensive joke and get banned can i make a ww2 joke?

[paper tangle]

Today is the last day for Rank for Valorant

and I’m so close to Plat 2

[paper tangle]

Not really just depends on what it is

[viscid rivet]

Az i have a question

[paper tangle]

Go ahead

[wary pollen]

Ah well i can’t really say it without saying the joke

[viscid rivet]

is it possible to ban players for cursing and using bad words 😭

[paper tangle]

Moment

[wary pollen]

I hope not💀

[viscid rivet]

nah cause the 2 toxic kids talked about my mom so i had to curse their whole bloodline in 1 sentence 😭

💀

[paper tangle]

I’m just a discord moderator not an in game moderator, you can report this on the Support Page

https://help.standoff2.com/en

[wary pollen]

As you should

[tall shore]

The worst I have said was "fooc u" in-game chat

[paper tangle]

(Make sure to press the button on the bottom right)

[wary pollen]

Living on the edge

[viscid rivet]

and then theres me whole curses a whole bloodline in arabic

[tall shore]

Reminded me of PewDiePie's mad lad video lmao

[verbal imp]

That old man

[wary pollen]

“Old man”

Bro is like in his 30’s

[verbal imp]

I know

[tall shore]

Dude succeed so much in life

That it's almost like he's 50

[wary pollen]

Yeah true

Are you brazilian btw?

[tall shore]

Yup

[tall shore]

Btw, how does a brazilian person look like in your mind? That's something I have always wondered about people from other countries

[wary pollen]

Bro if you tell me brazil the first thing coming to mind for me is like rio de janeiro and those festive stuff

[tall shore]

Hello

[wary pollen]

But a normal brasilian? That’s hard to say

[tall shore]

I mean like in their looks

How do you imagine their appearance

Physical appearance btw, not clothes lol

[wary pollen]

I guess like a pretty skinny light brown (sun tanned) girl (almost mod ig and a muscly male ig

Pretty good stereotype tbf

Better than them overweight americans

[viscid rivet]

alr back from reporting him

[wary pollen]

And for male my mind quickly goes to football but that’s just because i personally am a bit interested in that

[tall shore]

When I think about americans, I think about muscle man with gun and beard for some reason, and girls who cares way too much about how tall someone is

[viscid rivet]

didnt u say u were going to sleep?

[wary pollen]

Also for the male those curly black hairs

[wary pollen]

Yeah didn’t work

Yes

[viscid rivet]

ngl ima buy gold from web from now on

[wary pollen]

No not now

Not now

[tall totem]

Hlo

[wary pollen]

What’s your impression of us dutchies than?

Nein

[tall totem]

Is there any bug in Allies?

[wary pollen]

The Netherlands

[paper tangle]

@rich crow don't make me mute you again. I'm in no mood for any toxicity because of a 1v1.

[wary pollen]

🇳🇱

[paper tangle]

I really dont care

[tall shore]

Tall people, that's all I'm gonna say, while traveling, I have met a security guard that was roughly 2 meters tall, almost asked him to marry me

[paper tangle]

Just don't get toxic.

[wary pollen]

Lmao

We are tall yes

[wary pollen]

We won’t

[paper tangle]

Good.

I'm gonna go eat

Ill be back

I just got back home

[wary pollen]

That seems like a good idea

💀

[tall shore]

You know what is funny? I'm completely the opposite of what people think your standard brazilian is

[wary pollen]

I’m guessing my stereotype is off for most brazilians

[tall totem]

Guys where can i report bug ?

[tall shore]

Yeah, and if I'm not mistaken, there is more Caucasians people in Brazil than any other skin color, usually tanned because of the sun tho

[wary pollen]

Hey that’s what i’m saying

💀

[tall shore]

This guy lol

[paper tangle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/ report through this link. Press the button on the bottom right to contact the Support Team.

[wary pollen]

Man really said “I guess you’re lucky”💀

[tall shore]

I'm not a big fan of football

[tall totem]

Ok thanks ✨

[tall shore]

Yeah, I guess

[outer valley]

[wary pollen]

It’s pretty big in brazil right?

[tall shore]

Messi>

[outer valley]

xD

[verbal imp]

I mean football fans don't really help themselves

[tall shore]

I know how to trigger a football fan tho

And it will always be funny

[wary pollen]

Here it comes

[outer valley]

go

convert yourself

[viscid rivet]

i broke gta v

nice

[wary pollen]

I literally don’t care what footballer people support ngl

[tall shore]

Actually you wouldn't like to be brazilian, Brazil's economical situation isn't in the best shape at all

[outer valley]

die and born again

[outer valley]

[wary pollen]

I mean its better than Nigeria

[tall shore]

Give back our gold

[outer valley]

u would have j5 prime to play so2 if u were BR

or motorola

[viscid rivet]

magic

[tall shore]

At this point it feels more like humiliating than joking

It's not like they got a choice yk

[outer valley]

its just the truth since ipad/ios etc are 10K+

XD

10x more than normal price

[verbal imp]

Crazy

[outer valley]

[tall shore]

Srry, it's just I have friends that weren't luck to be born in a family that could afford expensive smartphones, this kind of joke is untasteful for me

[outer valley]

well its like that in all countrys

[wary pollen]

There’s definetly a different degree in it

[outer valley]

u just cant scape that reality

[tall shore]

I don't like when someone who has too much makes fun of those who has less than them

I actually despise this kind of person

[outer valley]

drama scene starting in 1 2 3

[tall shore]

With all my heart

[outer valley]

im 100% sure u do worst jokes u got mad cuz its just about your country

[wary pollen]

Where are you from?

[outer valley]

Portugal

[wary pollen]

Ahh

[paper tangle]

Me just wanting someone to actually love me and not leave me on the side and manipulate me

(I started to not care anymore)

[wary pollen]

You good?

[paper tangle]

mentally no

[outer valley]

[paper tangle]

Physically yea

[gritty mango]

Hello

[paper tangle]

because I ate food

[gritty mango]

I just joined

[tall shore]

I would give you a hug if I could

[wary pollen]

Nicee

[paper tangle]

the food

was great

[tall shore]

Yk, you lack common sense

[paper tangle]

(it was some tacos de pollo con jalapenos)

[outer valley]

i just have humor

[paper tangle]

ima get more

its gonna be my 5th one

[wary pollen]

Food>those people apparently

[outer valley]

[gritty mango]

Can i get your attention

[void bronze]

bank called

[outer valley]

i could say a joke about my country i dont rlly care

[void bronze]

they said im poor asf

[wary pollen]

Dude i like dark humour and making fun of people and stuff but if the other person cant laugh about it you shouldn’t

What’s the point of it then?

[outer valley]

ur in chat online how u will know that

[wary pollen]

Well she said pretty obviously

[paper tangle]

bank called

[outer valley]

well when ur smilling doesnt mean ur happy

👍

[wary pollen]

I’m confused

[outer valley]

its not my fault if u cant have humor

[wary pollen]

💀💀💀

[outer valley]

new gens be like

[hollow moat]

How to git gud

[wary pollen]

Lmao you’re fake

[outer valley]

ye bro idc what ur saying XD

[wary pollen]

This sht can’t be real

[outer valley]

u can tell me 1000 things

i will be the same and only i know how i am

[rich crow]

I’m the best bronze player😈

[wary pollen]

Bro thinks the new generation is the problem💀 what does that even have to do with this

[wary pollen]

Bet

[outer valley]

ye think whatever u want i dont rlly care

[rich crow]

1v1?

[wary pollen]

Nah gtg to sleep

Its 3:30 am

Yeah bro fr

Scared of them bronzes🗣️🗣️

[sturdy moss]

Dawg sum of them bronze players be cracked ngl 😂😂

[wary pollen]

True

But not as cracked as me

[sturdy moss]

😂😂🙏

[wary pollen]

@tawdry dawn are you writing an essay?

[tawdry dawn]

no?

[outer valley]

like what

[wary pollen]

It kept saying you were typing for me

[tawdry dawn]

lol

i'm not even using this chat

[outer valley]

u were writting for like 10 min

[green axle]

Someone plays ? , pass ID

[outer valley]

meu pilu

[tall shore]

Salve

Wait we are in english channel

[outer valley]

[covert shuttle]

[viscid rivet]

Bro im never gonna curse a bloodline in arabic ever again :s

💀

[astral rain]

🥱

[orchid basin]

banido

[viscid rivet]

hii

chat is this real?

[lucid valve]

I have a question.. When will the season end?

[random perch]

at the end of the season

seems kind of obvious, doesn’t it?

lol

[north lily]

[lucid valve]

But when?

I'll ask another question.. When does season 7 start? 🙂

[jagged wasp]

when season 6 ends, duh

[lucid valve]

When a person asks something, it is polite to answer normally:)

So.. When does season 7 start?

[random perch]

i thought i answered in a normal manner

[lucid valve]

Shut up

[random perch]

that’s rude of you

[random perch]

lol why so hostile?

[lucid valve]

I ask logically about the date:))

[random perch]

and i gave an answer

there’s no need in being hostile

this is a public server

[lucid valve]

About the date.. You are really stupid or what?

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[random perch]

if you don’t want random people answering, don’t ask in a place they can answer

[lucid valve]

My god😂

[random perch]

shoong-man!

[brittle knoll]

You mean where people can troll

🐓

🛹

🔥

Trickster popodak

[ember jay]

i don't know : )

[brittle knoll]

When does season 8 start?

Guys when is version 3.0 landing?

📝🦕

Hello guys

[random perch]

i wouldn’t say stupid may-haps, more so i’m just not a genius

[brittle knoll]

When will update 2.12.56.3b8 end?

Guys come on

You are so helpful

🙄😮‍💨

[tough meadow]

@brittle knoll windows or Linux

[lucid valve]

It's like it's not written anywhere or what?

[brittle knoll]

Are you stoopid or what

I ask logically

😐

[random perch]

it might be, who’s to say?

[shadow fable]

Friends, I am in the rank match and 4 people who entered with the team threw me at their own discretion, should they be punished even though I am carrying the team?

[brittle knoll]

Thanks so helpful

[shadow fable]

my english is not very good

[brittle knoll]

Same old story for 2 years

Or since kick was added idek

🐓

[ember jay]

sorry man, i just don't have an answer for your question

[brittle knoll]

Probably in 0.11

[brittle knoll]

So rude

Rude people rudest all rude standoff bad

😡🤬

[tough meadow]

Probably can't get them punished unless they were insulting you in-chat or something

[brittle knoll]

My mouth is dry

Which means I need to eat more salt

🐓 🐓

[ember jay]

messages reaction is unavailable here ?

[brittle knoll]

And also humidify the environment

🐓

(anything but drinking water)

((redpilled blackpilled poopilled))

[shadow fable]

They insulted me but I couldn't take a screenshot. Turkish server problem.<

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

I saw that

🐓

[shadow fable]

[brittle knoll]

That was a nice pig

I wasn't fast enough to catch it

Fast runner

[brave hawk]

You go study

[paper tangle]

He took a nap

[void bronze]

its my turn

to nap

[paper tangle]

Is that

Fabber ???

[void bronze]

yes

dw this is for a server im in

[paper tangle]

I mean you do have the option for Server stuff

[void bronze]

oh yeah

man

i mean its still safe

dw

[paper tangle]

I like the fat rat better

[void bronze]

yeah ill change back soon

when my nitro dies

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

In a month?

[void bronze]

or when i find a good animated one

[void bronze]

maybe

[paper tangle]

real

I think ima change my banner

(Again)

[void bronze]

is that promare

on your banner

[paper tangle]

It’s

Cyberpunk

[void bronze]

ooh

[paper tangle]

fan art gif

[tough meadow]

Cyberpunk was so good

[paper tangle]

It got me crying

[verbal imp]

Dandadan

[winter saddle]

I just won 10-0 and my entire team only got 15 mmr

What the hell

Is that a bug

[tough meadow]

Golden balls

[tough meadow]

It's a feature

[verbal imp]

Only missing one unfortunately

😔

[verbal imp]

May have to do with the players you played against

[glacial adder]

Bro Which gun boost next?

I got profit yesterday g22 pixel sell for 3.5 G 40 pieces 95G

[slate shell]

How's the market

I am

Congratulations

@rich crow

[paper tangle]

What’s the new rank

[brave hawk]

😂 U on silver very proud

[brave hawk]

Idk

[wary pollen]

Woohoo, road to the legend

Dammnn

[steady canopy]

Sir any tips ? 👉🏻👈🏻😭

[jagged wasp]

ranking up is so hard 😭

[steady canopy]

Trueeee 😭😭😭😭😭

[paper tangle]

Congrats man

Very proud of you

[steady canopy]

I was g3 2 days ago now I am G1
And just -50 rr and I m S4 💀😵‍💫

[jagged wasp]

true

[steady canopy]

Yeah ..

[jagged wasp]

your id?

[paper tangle]

real

[verbal imp]

Average competitive experience

[steady canopy]

Riyal

[verbal imp]

And it seems fair to them

[steady canopy]

Lmao

[verbal imp]

I don't know how

(I do, cuz they don't play their own game)

They just boost themselves

Anyway.

[paper tangle]

Boost me

I’ll give you a water bottle

[steady canopy]

Hehe can be true

[verbal imp]

I can't even carry myself

[jagged wasp]

so2 with black background looks so good #📸│photos

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Being silver 3 is not easy

[paper tangle]

Being Bronze is hard dude

[scenic crown]

Someone got infinity minus gold

[verbal imp]

I would love some water actually

[paper tangle]

Carry me to bronze

[wary pollen]

Wait what rank are you fr?

[verbal imp]

Sure thing

[wary pollen]

Cause didn’t you say you were pro

[verbal imp]

Did it before can I can do it again

[jagged wasp]

bronze is pro dude

[paper tangle]

That was years ago

[wary pollen]

Facts

[scenic crown]

No rank is pro

[wary pollen]

So you definetly still at the level of like phoenix or ranger?

[paper tangle]

Currently in this season it’s unranked

[paper tangle]

Dude I haven’t touched a single game mode for years

[sour star]

btw @paper tangle give ID

and go sleep

[paper tangle]

It’s still 1:10 am

I’m fine

[sour star]

yh

go sleep

if i went to sleep at q

1

[verbal imp]

What time is it for u

[wary pollen]

Nice

[sour star]

i be dead the next day

[sour star]

8am

[verbal imp]

School?

[sour star]

ye

[verbal imp]

[wary pollen]

Europe gang

[jagged wasp]

true yesterday i went to sleep at 3 couldnt wake up today

[verbal imp]

Have a gud first day

[paper tangle]

[sour star]

[buoyant glen]

Kiss for gold

[paper tangle]

No

[buoyant glen]

😟

[scenic crown]

Boar for gold?

🐗🥩

[glacial adder]

[buoyant glen]

Yea

[scenic crown]

Holy sheet

Its messi!?

The penalty king

[glacial adder]

Robber king

[buoyant glen]

Ozil king

[glacial adder]

[paper tangle]

Messi the goat for winning the World Cup

[glacial adder]

First watch football don't watch insta football reels penaldo fans

[brave hawk]

Real

Next month messi face ronaldo again

[rustic inlet]

Honk.

Honk

Wsp chat

[glacial adder]

Camel league vs burger league

[paper tangle]

[rustic inlet]

i have that gif in my photos lolol

Chat kinda dead fr

[brave hawk]

[teal dome]

[rustic inlet]

(⁠ ͠⁠°⁠ ͟⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠°͠⁠ ⁠)

[paper tangle]

It’ll be alive at some point

[rustic inlet]

I don't think so.

[paper tangle]

it happens

[rustic inlet]

Epiko dead chat momento?! 🦆🦆🦆

🦆

[paper tangle]

in like 3 hours

[rustic inlet]

I would be dead 💀

🦆

[paper tangle]

Same

Dead asleep

[rustic inlet]

⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠)

What do i do here.

My existence is useless here at this exact moment.

[paper tangle]

sometimes we’re all like that at one point

People have their own roles to do

even if they are cave dwellers

or other stuff that people do

[scenic crown]

🐗

[paper tangle]

and at one point sometimes we get thoughts like that

So don’t think of that rn goose

one point in time you’ll be needed

[rustic inlet]

Pig with weapons on nose 🦆

[paper tangle]

[scenic crown]

🦢

[rustic inlet]

Theres like two ppl i know with a animal pfp picture here. Shloong and suar

🦆

🦢🪿

[paper tangle]

[rustic inlet]

W

🪿

[brave hawk]

[rustic inlet]

another person with a animal pfp! 🪿

Honk.

[teal dome]

[brave hawk]

Thise one is crazy

[rustic inlet]

🪿

[paper tangle]

[rustic inlet]

(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

[hushed jetty]

lost to a bunch of russians hiding in baby spots again

[rustic inlet]

Sad hope you win soon.

[rich crow]

This game physics is very baf

Bad

Hyperfront was better than this

[rustic inlet]

throws Molotov on a random floor
Also the Molotov: Travels to Africa

[rich crow]

Yeah

[rustic inlet]

Honk

[sour star]

@paper tangle go sleep fr

[void bronze]

@paper tangle is there like a tornado in the us rn

[paper tangle]

Currently no

it’s not that season yet

[rich marsh]

😆

[jagged spindle]

[rugged trail]

Hlo

[rustic inlet]

Honk.

[scenic crown]

🥩🦆🍗

[wide glen]

Trading pubg account for standoff 2gold

[scenic crown]

Wanna trade with boar?

🐗

[wide glen]

Yea im gonna give you pink pig ok ?

[buoyant glen]

Why doesn’t someone accidentally sell her knife for cheap for me💀

[wary pollen]

Yeah how dare they ask a reasonable price for their knife instead of selling it for cheap to @buoyant glen

[buoyant glen]

yea

[young meadow]

Anyone playing Fortnite?

Tag me if you play it cuz I just need a duo to get the reboot really repays rewards

Any rank is ok Im not too good I just need help with the reboot event

[steady canopy]

Lol so true

At first I used to think allies is easy to rank up then I reached gold 2 and started facing rangers and champs 💀😵‍💫

[rustic inlet]

Wsp chat im back from the dead.

[young meadow]

Sup u playing Fortnite?

[rustic inlet]

no.

I was honking

🪿🪿🪿

[young meadow]

Oh ok

[rustic inlet]

(⁠ ͠⁠°⁠ ͟⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠°͠⁠ ⁠)

[granite prism]

When do they gonna add the blood tho

The blood when we shoot em

Like CS:GO

Can't we be suggesting what to update like Minecraft?

[teal dome]

[teal dome]

you can send your suggestions here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback.

[granite prism]

Thank you

[granite prism]

The bot asking for problems

[teal dome]

hi 👋

[teal dome]

just send there your suggestion and wait for an answer.

[brittle knoll]

What a nice pigs

🐓

[rustic inlet]

ur shloomg or gloong right?

[brittle knoll]

🐔🦕

🦤

[primal rain]

Nice dodok

(popodak pigment)

[brittle knoll]

🐔🐔

[rustic inlet]

Understandable

🪿

[brittle knoll]

🐤

You flipping pigs!

[rustic inlet]

I Like Bread 🍞🍞🍞😋😋

🍞🪿

[brittle knoll]

Bread is bad because the carbs in it are like sugar!

[rustic inlet]

Honk.

🪿😎

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rustic inlet]

(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

[brittle knoll]

Why 🪿 and not 🫏

🫎

Also nice moose

[rustic inlet]

Me not horsey

🪿

[brittle knoll]

🐓

The goose looks so happy

[rustic inlet]

(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[young swift]

who plays comp?

[brittle knoll]

🐓
┻⁠━⁠┻

🐓
🛹

[rustic inlet]

sick moves!

Oops wrong mention

[young swift]

🙂

[sour star]

→⁠(⁠°⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠°⁠)⁠┗

[rustic inlet]

⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠)

[sour star]

ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

[brittle knoll]

Fantastical pooping

[rustic inlet]

🌬️🧔🏻‍♀️->👩🏻‍🦲

[brittle knoll]

Bombastical fantastical

[rustic inlet]

ᕙ⁠(⁠ ⁠ ⁠•⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠•⁠ ⁠ ⁠)⁠ᕗ

[brittle knoll]

Minimal maximal

[sour star]

(⁠ʘ⁠ᗩ⁠ʘ⁠’⁠)

[rustic inlet]

🪿😎

[sour star]

oooohhhh ma gahd

[rustic inlet]

Goose=😎

[brittle knoll]

Goose=alt

🐓

[rustic inlet]

What??

[brittle knoll]

Oh my bad I meant actual new person who joined for so2

[rustic inlet]

what foolish none sense are you talking about?

[rustic inlet]

Sus

[brittle knoll]

Yea that confirms it

🐓

I only said one word, you overreacted

[rustic inlet]

🪿vs🐔

who would win?!

[knotty citrus]

Cow

[sour star]

the ban hammer that strikes yo head

[rustic inlet]

what i do? :0

(⁠ ͠⁠°⁠ ͟⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠°͠⁠ ⁠)

[sour star]

maybe bc troll acc

[brittle knoll]

🦕

He was a cat previously

[rustic inlet]

🪿

[rustic inlet]

Yes.

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rustic inlet]

I was a Bugatti before.

[brittle knoll]

Nice andrew

[rustic inlet]

🪿

Andrew Tate momento!! :00

:0

[brittle knoll]

Yea it's mod

🐓