💬│english-chat

[north bear]

I bet he's hungry

🍋🐲

[signal folio]

Me pro

[scenic crown]

Me noob

[polar void]

someone down for comp

rn

@everyone

[steep lodge]

When you complete the battle pass then buy the gold pass you will be able too collect the rewards too right?

[primal rain]

Yeah

[steep lodge]

Bet

[rough quiver]

Thats what i do

Buy it at the end always

[inner pollen]

can u also give me some ?

[rough quiver]

Im poor

[inner pollen]

nah brro u don't sound to be a poor

[rough quiver]

Sound?

Huh

I wish i was as u say

[inner pollen]

means it seems that u arn't poor

[rough quiver]

Im not rich also

[inner pollen]

wanna 1v1 ?

[rough quiver]

Im noob

[inner pollen]

nahh just come

[rough quiver]

Dont let mod see thus

[inner pollen]

?

[rough quiver]

This

[inner pollen]

?

slide to dm

[rough quiver]

Where could i find gold

[rough quiver]

U dont wanna kniw

[brittle knoll]

🐤

flipping pigs!

[rough quiver]

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[silent perch]

Hi

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[steep lodge]

[rich crow]

everyone lags a lot in this game

[brittle knoll]

this community as a whole is a very community

🦕

[pearl flame]

hi i am searching for club dm me i have 400+ hours

[prisma thistle]

Guys I can't find a match on any European server for 10 mins

Does someone have that problem

[sturdy smelt]

Nop

[quiet laurel]

its just this game is stupid restart it always when u ll get any issue with it

i do it and dont have any trouble

[prisma thistle]

Aight

Ty

[zealous shale]

the crimson skull graffiti got boosted

by someone

5x its OG value now

[hazy crest]

hello

[scenic crown]

@patent kettle billy control those things bro

[verbal imp]

Speaking nonsense

[tender kayak]

Getting xp's was easier in old times cus there was lotcha xp glitches and bugs

[patent kettle]

who is billy bro?

[scenic crown]

One of the owners of game

[patent kettle]

who knows knows😉

[verbal imp]

No it is nonsense

[dim loom]

hi guys

sup

[verbal imp]

Out of all the medals they released
The 2023 veteran medal was the hardest to complete

[rich crow]

In our language billy means cat

[sturdy smelt]

Who wana 1v1???

[sick crater]

@scenic crown

[neat anchor]

maybe later

i will 1v1 u

[sonic bronze]

2024...

[sturdy smelt]

👍

[sonic bronze]

I hope it will be good year

[sturdy smelt]

Dm me when u can

[neat anchor]

ok

[long berry]

Iam looking for teammates anyone ?

[bronze grove]

#1044085342308941944

[long berry]

Ain't nobody there bruh

[buoyant glen]

😔

If i buy bp it’s have 200 tier?

[long berry]

Whts you're rank

[unreal sluice]

Frieren best anime

[buoyant glen]

Gold

[long berry]

Aaahh

Im on silver rn

[buoyant glen]

You want play?

[long berry]

I was looking forward to

But my rank doesn't match

[sour star]

hey @silk kraken can i ask you something in dms?

[silk kraken]

yes

[woven holly]

Mic when?

[rich crow]

hi

[cedar yew]

Look in #📸│photos for very Fair skill based matchmaking

[atomic socket]

I went against phnc but I won

[rich crow]

Game has one of the cheapest servers in the market

[scenic crown]

@cedar yew do u know cheese

[cedar yew]

Yeah

[scenic crown]

Nice

[cedar yew]

I also know paneer

[scenic crown]

🐗

[cedar yew]

Lol suar

Cheese has a DC account?

I didn't know that

[scenic crown]

I am him

I am featured in @sick cave video

[white sentinel]

Who wants to play with me

😞😞

[gentle sentinel]

Hey guys

Which stiletto damascus pattetn is good

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

Bro why can't I find a game of competitive in Sakura

[topaz skiff]

someone is playing ?

[empty goblet]

sakura baddest map

[outer valley]

bad map

[warped lotus]

Play with yourself ‼️

[white sentinel]

Why

[north terrace]

Help

[paper tangle]

with?

[warped lotus]

Why

[empty goblet]

How can I share my ideas, not concepts, to someone competent about the game?

[paper tangle]

I think you just share it here and wait till somone is competent about the game

[outer valley]

even if u share they wont add it .-. 95% sure

[empty goblet]

Why are there no character sounds? It's a small detail when throwing bombs, but it's important and necessary.

After setting the bomb, it throws it to the ground. Why doesn't it have an animation like other games?

[outer valley]

useless

[empty goblet]

and most importantly, the movements of the characters. They look like they're walking while looking at the ground, I know it's hard to do, but that's important too.

[empty goblet]

Useless but small details make the game look more lively and professional

[outer valley]

even in cs2 u dont have a animation to that .-. 50% sure

[empty goblet]

yes it is

[buoyant glen]

I need bp

[outer valley]

then idk in which animation ur talking about

[north terrace]

Hdhdhd

[empty goblet]

This is clearly necessary lets not deceive each other

[outer valley]

in cs2 they started planting at the ground (in third person)

[white sentinel]

Who wants to play with me

[empty goblet]

That's what I'm saying

[outer valley]

u can do it manually u just need to crouch while planting keK

[outer valley]

also u forget one thing

[bronze grove]

[empty goblet]

I know how to crouch too bro, that's the animation that's important

[warped lotus]

U got better chances to win the lottery then to get your idea in-game, they only add passes and skins (guess why)

[outer valley]

u can defuse the bomb without looking at it which means u can defuse while spinning 😄

[outer valley]

not that much xd

for me its the same .-.

[empty goblet]

Even if they add a cable it would be enough for the defuse animation

[warped lotus]

How do y'all get stretched res? (I'm using Xiaomi and can't split screen)

[lethal flame]

Y a qui qui est français et qui joue a standoff

[empty goblet]

lol they added ranked in 2-3 years

[outer valley]

i dont recomend u stretch the screen if u want to become a pro

[warped lotus]

I'm bad and in search of new stuff 🤷

[empty goblet]

It spoils the resolution and sensitivity rate unnecessary

[buoyant glen]

Do you guys have gf?

[warped lotus]

I just see no improvement I'm the same player i was 2 years ago

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

You pigs!

🐤

[outer valley]

[warped lotus]

Didn't know

[empty goblet]

I was doing it 2 years ago and it restricts the field of view.

[buoyant glen]

😔

[warped lotus]

U asking the wrong audience dude (discord users)

[buoyant glen]

Thats the point

[brittle knoll]

Axaxaxaxaxax

[burnt vale]

@paper tangle hello

[empty goblet]

I have it but I didn't need to mention it.

[brittle knoll]

Deleting discord = automatic gf getting

[empty goblet]

120hz but gold LOL

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[burnt vale]

I wanted to report a hack

How do I do

[empty goblet]

40 fps ranger

[paper tangle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[burnt vale]

Ok

[empty goblet]

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[warped lotus]

Dawg I'm happy if i get 40 fps w this shi phone, when this oven heats it gets to 10 fps

[brittle knoll]

I think eagle got married even

(he deleted account)

[paper tangle]

thats crazy

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[empty goblet]

whats your phone

4:3 actually increases fps

[brittle knoll]

Moment

[empty goblet]

you can try out of necessity

[brittle knoll]

Tech guru right here

[rich crow]

Game is choppy ngl

[warped lotus]

Redmi Note 8 (2021) it's decent overall but heats really fast

[empty goblet]

chipi chipi chapa chapa

[empty goblet]

i got samsung j5 lol

[brittle knoll]

The only way 4:3 would increase fps is by adding black bars on the sides it reduces the amount of rendering the game takes

[rich crow]

Or maybe the mechanics of this game is like ghsg

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[warped lotus]

Dawg old Samsungs are beasts

[rich crow]

Buy a device

[empty goblet]

It doesn't matter how low it is, what really matters is drop

[brittle knoll]

No

👾 👽

[empty goblet]

give me the money

[warped lotus]

Not doing that till this one explodes

[brittle knoll]

I am happy enough with the telepathic internet broadcasting I am currently using

☝️🐓

[rich crow]

No matter what you do, clear memory, increase storage, remove background applications, follow every advice, potato device will always remain a potato device

[empty goblet]

literally me

The same goes for shoes.

[rich crow]

If i had money i wouldnt be playing stand off,

[warped lotus]

Balkan mindset

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[scenic crown]

🐉💨

[brittle knoll]

🦕 💨

[rich crow]

Every poor person wants to be rich go for debt and dont pay taxes

[brittle knoll]

(nonsensical emoji combinations)

🐓

Credit: wadood/suar

[scenic crown]

🌶️🐉💨

He ate spicy

And now farting

🔥🐉

[brittle knoll]

That doesn't express any emotion or gesture, which defeats the purpose of emojis

🐔
🤝

[scenic crown]

Ok master

[rich crow]

He aint opening his mouth cuz will explode itself

[brittle knoll]

I'm under the water

Pls help me

Nice keching

Ka ching

💰🐓

:popodak_tuxedo:

[tardy sky]

Ay yall

[brittle knoll]

Too bad, it's Sunday

[tardy sky]

How r ya guys ?

[brittle knoll]

Oh wait

Sick? Rather malnourished

Get some vitamin c

[empty goblet]

sup

[tardy sky]

What karambit is best under 3k gold?

[brittle knoll]

I have concluded that unless you're in your 40's 50's or above, you shouldn't normally get sick

Unless your body doesn't have enough nutrients to keep the normal function of your immune system

Yez

Yes

Yes

Ngl, could even be a case of pesticide poisoning

If it's herbs

🐓

Some pesticides can even give you colon C

Over time

🐓

As soon as I found the common name of that, I remembered that movie scene of the addict teen asking his mom for money

And then having a mental breakdown when she was refusing to open the door

[scenic crown]

Eat popoduck to heal urself

🐔

[brittle knoll]

Mom, let me in, I'll be a good boy

🐓

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🐓

(he's looking at you)

Pfizer

I never took any badvirus vaccine ever

I mean the specific 2019 bad virus

[light tinsel]

This server is not jolly

[brittle knoll]

Last vaccine I took was anti-flu back in 2013 probably

Or even earlier

What a great way to compensate for lack of proper nutrition

As well as underexposure to regular bacteria

🦕

[bronze grove]

hai kebab fan

[brittle knoll]

I guess the only valid vaccines would be for actual viruses

That the body can't protect against

[paper tangle]

credit: Aza

[bronze grove]

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

Nice vacuum cleaner robot

🐓

[paper tangle]

roombadak

[brittle knoll]

🐡

You can do black magic at home

Just turn off the lights

🦕

[light tinsel]

Use ph, and just start jollying

[primal rain]

Nice puff

[brittle knoll]

You need someone else to turn off the lights?

🐔

[light tinsel]

Not jolly

[brittle knoll]

Just get a remote controlled switch

[haughty valve]

Hello guys

[brittle knoll]

Thanks

[rich crow]

He's got standards.

[brittle knoll]

:blownfish:

[light tinsel]

Fill this not jolly fella his stocks with coal

[haughty valve]

I have a fresh acc and I wanna get skins fast what do I do

[light tinsel]

Play more tf2,and forget about this hellhole

[haughty valve]

Bro it's my lil bro playing on my laptop

[brittle knoll]

And not worry ever once about their development, because your goal is not to be a parent, but rather a dad who goes to get milk

🐔

[light tinsel]

Still

[haughty valve]

Why

[light tinsel]

Forgeting about that hellhole

Is better than playing this

[paper tangle]

Professionals have standards.

[haughty valve]

This is the autistic version on cs

[light tinsel]

yes

Restarted version

[brittle knoll]

Which would probably be meaningless

[haughty valve]

@light tinsel wtf

[light tinsel]

?

[rich crow]

Be polite. Be efficient.

[haughty valve]

@light tinsel there are 3 hackers in the tf2 game

Aimbot

[brittle knoll]

Since behavior and skills are not inherited

[light tinsel]

Nice

[haughty valve]

Wtf

[light tinsel]

They want back 2021 era

[haughty valve]

They were shooting to the sky and blasting songs in vc

[brittle knoll]

Nah, if you don't raise and bond with any of them, they might as well just hate you/deny your existence

[light tinsel]

Its ok

2021 era

[haughty valve]

Wild

@light tinsel how do I get free skins again

[light tinsel]

Play not ranked aka players generated

[light tinsel]

Free case ,when acc made

[haughty valve]

💀

[light tinsel]

And start be no lofe

Life

No life*

[haughty valve]

Ik but I'm greedy

[brittle knoll]

As in being a responsible parent? I doubt that will create a cult, which isn't even natural

[paper tangle]

Gun go shooty shoot.

[light tinsel]

Idk,beg for some

And beg god,that skin will not be snitched by traders hunters

[haughty valve]

I wanna be an athlete not no lofe

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[fossil ruin]

Hello, can someone help me by answering a question?

[brittle knoll]

Social protection services:

🤨

[paper tangle]

Which is?

[light tinsel]

Joinin this hell =no life

[haughty valve]

NOOOO

[brittle knoll]

If something seems it could go wrong, it will

🐓

[haughty valve]

Respect

[light tinsel]

I saw a lot restarted people in this game

[fossil ruin]

I don't know why it takes so long to enter a competitive game, do you know why that is?

[haughty valve]

Restarted

🤣

[light tinsel]

No u

[paper tangle]

What servers do you play on?

[haughty valve]

Bro I didn't mean u

[brittle knoll]

Certified psychologist right here

[light tinsel]

Yes

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[light tinsel]

I am part of some hellholes

[haughty valve]

Sigma

[light tinsel]

Signal mail

[brittle knoll]

Overrated

More like obviously overrated

[haughty valve]

Bro standoff is cheaper than codm players

[primal rain]

Nice thoughts

[fossil ruin]

In EE UU east

[brittle knoll]

Could argue Pill-brewed coffee comes with microplastics too

[light tinsel]

Just,knew somethings

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[light tinsel]

Never late leave this hellhole

[primal rain]

🐓🐓

[light tinsel]

And learn settings until it late

[haughty valve]

Ngl I'm a twitter user

[brittle knoll]

Cuz, the plastic mini-bins they are in have boiled water go through them

🐔

[light tinsel]

Fake,its x

[paper tangle]

There could be a lack of players at the moment or servers are being bad lately, or it could be the new level based matchmaking system.

[haughty valve]

[brittle knoll]

And I believe starbucks serves instant coffee

[haughty valve]

No there is no x its twitter

[brittle knoll]

Rather than ground-brewed

[light tinsel]

Elon musk ruined it

But its was

Twitter was doomed

Elon needed to make rockets

[brittle knoll]

🤝🐓

[scenic crown]

We breathing plastics daily

🐮

[brittle knoll]

🐗

[dusky tree]

Pls codes

[primal rain]

In this second

With that message

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[primal rain]

I decided to leave from ERFN

🐔

[scenic crown]

If he was, he couldn't be that rich

[fossil ruin]

Ok, thanks you

[brittle knoll]

Nice pigging

[primal rain]

🐓

[paper tangle]

The only one is SO2NY2024

[brittle knoll]

Wdym

[primal rain]

He says elon supports lgbt

🦕🦕

[brittle knoll]

That's like 6 colors in there to choose from

🐓

[primal rain]

🐓

[brittle knoll]

Which one are you saying he is?

🐓

[primal rain]

What

[brittle knoll]

Looks?

[primal rain]

Is he purple guy behind

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[primal rain]

☃️

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[primal rain]

Nice 🐡

Homo who

[brittle knoll]

Thansk

[primal rain]

Nice thansk

[brittle knoll]

He literally has a wife and kids?

🐔

[scenic crown]

Cherry⚰️

[brittle knoll]

How would he be that

[primal rain]

His kids: bzovenwock!368236391&1

[brittle knoll]

Quirky but unrelated

[primal rain]

Have you ever met a homosexual guy with wife and kids in real life?

[brittle knoll]

Have you seen him date men? I don't think so

[primal rain]

Prove it

[brittle knoll]

Fr

Only uneducated ppl generalize like that

🐓

[primal rain]

Dude

[paper tangle]

Lets skip the topic now

[primal rain]

That's straight criminal

We are talking about a “normal” person

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[paper tangle]

better safe than sorry

[primal rain]

🦕🦕

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rough quiver]

Lol u guys choose the most sensitive topic to talk about

[primal rain]

Never seen that rule in my life tho

[brittle knoll]

Nice pseudo-rule

[paper tangle]

real

[primal rain]

Still no

Get orange or yellow role first

🐓🐓

[brittle knoll]

Rule 2- treat discord like an addiction you need to cure

🐓

[primal rain]

Rule 3- 🐲

[brittle knoll]

Rule 3- discord is the root of all your problems in life

🐔

[paper tangle]

[primal rain]

Bro is helper and still boosting

:point and laugh:

[brittle knoll]

Rule 4- emojis are very bad and will pretty much kill you

🐓 🐓 🐓

[primal rain]

🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓

[scenic crown]

Rule 5: 🐗

[brittle knoll]

Lelelel

Oh yeah

Rule 5- pretend to hate on random groups as if they live rent free in your head, using memes (mods, this is a joke and poking fun at racists and other randomphobes)

🐔

[primal rain]

(real)

[brittle knoll]

Clarified ☝️🐓

[primal rain]

(someone will take it serious and mute you)

[brittle knoll]

What a pig

[primal rain]

He wont

[brittle knoll]

Oh yeahhhh

Rule 6- if you're an iphone user and see someone sending animal emojis, they clearly love animals ( because the animal emojis are realistic)

🐔 🦕

By considering all the rules above, you will become a professional discordian

[paper tangle]

insanely real

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[paper tangle]

[primal rain]

Stop hating on them!!!

[brittle knoll]

🐡

It's common occurrence tho

[primal rain]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

It's definitely kids saying that ofc

🐔

But I can see how realistic animal emojis are weird

EU should do something about apple's emoji gatekeeping too

🐓

[bronze grove]

[thick timber]

Quick question why do people keep asking me am I a donator? What does donator even mean?

[primal rain]

🦕🦕

[scenic crown]

@thick timber donate skins bro

[thick timber]

I ain’t going to give my skins away bro they’re expensive and I spent my hard earned money on it I ain’t giving them away for free💀😭😭

[scenic crown]

Ok

[thick timber]

Almost every game I play a random Russian kid asks me that and I translate what’s he’s saying

[rough quiver]

Give 100g pls

Okay okay only 50

Pls 20

Do u have 10 ??

[thick timber]

Naaah bro💀

[rough quiver]

😂😂😂

Do u get those messages

[thick timber]

Yup😭😭

[rough quiver]

Welcome to the group 😂😂😂

[warped lotus]

It's even worse when u understand them w/o translate

Same problem here

[rough quiver]

[warped lotus]

They always spam it too

[rough quiver]

Lol i just block

[warped lotus]

I always forget the mute button exists

[rough quiver]

People see u a knife and make u billionaire

💀

[warped lotus]

It got to a point where i try to hide the knife and somehow those mfs still ask for gold

[rough quiver]

😂😂😂

I have given gold

But only to those that never ask for it

But those who ask i dont like that

[warped lotus]

I didn't get to that point in life, still trying to get a one colored inventory but the passes gave me blue and yellow knife and green gloves...

[rough quiver]

Nah im not that much focused like that

I only invest

The profit i keep some and some i give to my clan members

Im not obsessed with skins

[warped lotus]

I do both, bought karambit at 2.6k and now is 3.3k and going up + it's beautiful

[rough quiver]

Not worth it on skins that cost a lot

Because tax will kill u

And your gold will be locked for a lil bit of profit

[warped lotus]

If u buy many low ones u come at the same outcome

[rough quiver]

So remove tax if u sell u only will get your gold back

3300 - 20% tax its 2640 G

No profit

[rough quiver]

No u dont

[warped lotus]

Ye but i had fun w that knife and won't sell now bc it only goes up

[rough quiver]

I buy p90 samurai 95G sold at 195
195 - 20% tax are 156 G
Which mean 61 G profit.
More than 50% of what u spend to buy

[rough quiver]

And i buy a lot not only one
U get the idea

[warped lotus]

Ye but i get a lil bit of both, it's a preference

[rough quiver]

Thats true

[warped lotus]

The skins that i buy i try to do so that i don't lose any gold or make profit cuz that 20% is a killer

[rough quiver]

I got knife stileto vipper for 750 now it 1200
I enjoy it and 200G profit on it also

[rough quiver]

Yep especially at skins that cost a lot

It will kill u

[warped lotus]

Cool

I have like 6 fable cases waiting to be sold 🤷

[rough quiver]

What price they are each?

[warped lotus]

Unsellable

[rough quiver]

Lol

I hope we alive

[warped lotus]

Ye

[rough quiver]

Hahahhaha

[warped lotus]

xd

[tender kayak]

But when market prices get lower people even sell their full sticker skins so making profit is easier

[warped lotus]

When i barely had any gold i bought 3 rival cades fo 100 each and sold all for 400 each

[rough quiver]

Yeah exatly

[tender kayak]

I got so much gun skins with 4 same sticker from ordering

[rough quiver]

Best time for profit

[warped lotus]

I always have 0 gold when that happens

[tender kayak]

There is always rise and down

On market

[rough quiver]

I got 45% profit of all gold I invested

[warped lotus]

Now is rise

[rough quiver]

Not saying the number😅😅😅

[tender kayak]

Yeah and it will go more probably cus there is nothing new these days in like 1 month.

[warped lotus]

Noice

[tender kayak]

Digi burst might see 4k price tags

[rough quiver]

Nah market have reached limit

[warped lotus]

Any idea when market goes down again?

[rough quiver]

It will stay like that

[tender kayak]

You sure

[rough quiver]

Next update

[tender kayak]

When New spin and pass drop

[rough quiver]

And only if there is spin

[tender kayak]

It will go down probably

[warped lotus]

Doesn't always happen

[rough quiver]

Spin will be there for sure . So2 are enjoying the money

[rough quiver]

It does

[tender kayak]

Why players so obssesed with the spin tho its literal scam

[rough quiver]

So2 is enjoying the money right now

[tender kayak]

Spin is a regular thing these days

[rough quiver]

Its the idea of having something first that no one has it. (Loking rich in game )

[tender kayak]

Like they always bring spin with New update

[thick timber]

I bought the golden dragon head charm for 1k gold now it’s 3k gold

[warped lotus]

@rough quiver i lost 😔 ( i never played minesweeper and pressed randomly)

[rough quiver]

😂😂😂

[rough quiver]

Dammmm nice

[tender kayak]

It definetly not look flexible after you spend 5k , you can get a m9 which is definetly more flexible

Or a nice glove and knife comb

[warped lotus]

And the knife is 900 on market after

[tender kayak]

True

[rough quiver]

Spin not worth

But ist good for us to take advantage on market

Let them spend on it🙃

By the way m9 of battle pass it fkin beautiful

[warped lotus]

They'll soon stop spending tho, they can only be fooled so many times

[tender kayak]

Who spend it tho like a grown people can see its a literal scam. I think little kids with their moms cards make axlebolt rich day by day.

[warped lotus]

If i don't get it ima buy it, prob like 3k

[thick timber]

I wanna buy the “Dragon lore “ skin when it comes to market

[tender kayak]

What

[thick timber]

The awm

[tender kayak]

Dragon lore awm? On so2?

[thick timber]

The off brand one

[outer valley]

+/-

but i want it too

XD

pattern 729 i guess

[thick timber]

Yup

[warped lotus]

Can y'all send a SS I'm confused

[rough quiver]

I think it will be wayyyyy more .
Red gloves of last battle pass was only a few around.
M9 will be only few pieces to keep them expensive and rare

[tender kayak]

I want to see paul walkers supra skin on awm

[rough quiver]

I think +5000

[outer valley]

its the new awm .-. from the spins

pattern 729 is the best one

[warped lotus]

I dunno

[warped lotus]

Name?

[outer valley]

idk check in game .-.

[tender kayak]

3k is great price tag for it more than 3k is wild

Ok its m9 but a lot of people grinding this pass tho

[rough quiver]

I got it on first spin

60G only

[warped lotus]

What abt m9 digital burst? 🤔

[snow dew]

you scery

[outer valley]

but its not 729 pattern .-.

[rough quiver]

The one of battle pass?

[thick timber]

Lucky

[warped lotus]

Ye

[rough quiver]

I told u it will be rare and expensive to keep M9 collection rare
+5000 because its blue also

Blue skins cost a lot

[cerulean marsh]

Bs

[tender kayak]

Reds tho

[rough quiver]

Ye

[warped lotus]

But m9 burst is 3k

🤷

[cerulean marsh]

Last M9 started on 2600 last year

This year went up to almost 4k

If not the updates

[warped lotus]

That's what I'm talking about

[outer valley]

🙏

[rough quiver]

The battle pass is new . And people do anything to get it first 💀

[cerulean marsh]

It's gonna swing for a while from the beginning, down and up and then it's gonna most likely end up at 3k

[rough quiver]

People are spending more now

[cerulean marsh]

Then slowly going up as the time goes

[rough quiver]

Thing are overpriced

[tender kayak]

These little sassy russian kids spending their lunch money to get that m9 for sure 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[thick timber]

😭😭

[rough quiver]

Lol

Dark but funny

[warped lotus]

Sad community this game has

[cerulean marsh]

There's always been a big vibe for any M9s, I doubt this year it would differ

[tender kayak]

Its not dark its actually understandable cus their parents would be mad for them if they pay to the game with their money

[rough quiver]

I love tha Blue blood m9

One day im gonna get that baby

[warped lotus]

The candy thingie from the event has same animation just look at that lol

[outer valley]

it was cheap years ago

🤭

[thick timber]

I have one😅

[cerulean marsh]

That one's dope, I'm hoping to get either blue blood or scartch once the prizes go down again

[rough quiver]

I started playing 2-3 months ago

[outer valley]

kek

[outer valley]

gold skull was 5k gold

[tender kayak]

Def go for bb @cerulean marsh

[cerulean marsh]

Yep, but I must admit, this year's winter modes are way more easy-going and fun to do for missions

[rough quiver]

And im elite

[thick timber]

I started in the beginning of the game

[cerulean marsh]

I would love to the thing is I don't rly like any gloves to it

[rough quiver]

If i was 1 year ago I would have so many cool things they was cheap

[cerulean marsh]

So I'd love to go w templar n scratch, but idk that yet bc prizes are high

[rough quiver]

bruh how many m9 u have

[warped lotus]

I thought the same thing about duel until they gave duel mission every single day

[cerulean marsh]

It's at 14k rn

[outer valley]

or nah

[tender kayak]

Yeah but scartch is like just look bad to others with its price

[thick timber]

One

[cerulean marsh]

Blueblood is doable somehow w 9k

[outer valley]

🙏 10k soon

[rough quiver]

I already have the newst things

[cerulean marsh]

Duel is pain, especially since so many ppl be leaving mid game bc of rage

[thick timber]

I bought it for 7k

[outer valley]

same

[cerulean marsh]

Noice profit

[outer valley]

XD

[tender kayak]

It was 6.5k on subject x tf how 9k

[outer valley]

i bought karambit claw for 3.8k , 5.8k/6k rn

[rough quiver]

Yeahhhhhhh I missed it couldnt get it

[tender kayak]

These so2 mfs like this m9 so much

[outer valley]

[outer valley]

[thick timber]

Cus it’s cool

[cerulean marsh]

M9 is op amongst any knives

[outer valley]

its a rlly old skin thats why

[warped lotus]

Back in my day m9s were 2.5k

[tender kayak]

[rough quiver]

[outer valley]

🙃 i sold my m9 dg for 3k....

XD

[tender kayak]

It has default knife inspection but people still like it

[outer valley]

in 2019

[tender kayak]

Swing animation is cool alright but

[warped lotus]

I sold a sticker for 20g, now it's 1k+

[outer valley]

i opened 30 gift boxs

[cerulean marsh]

Ofc, it's smooth and not that hella good so you won't get bored of it

[thick timber]

But when the guySwingset swing it the guy Flips it around and When he takes it out

[outer valley]

😭

[tender kayak]

Yeah swing is cool for sure

[outer valley]

it was like 3g/30g each

[rough quiver]

Dammm u guys old on this game

[cerulean marsh]

Just some

[thick timber]

Og

[cerulean marsh]

I've joined like late s3

[rough quiver]

I downloaded it in season 2 but I deleted because i cant play without gyro

[warped lotus]

I only started spending money when project x season came out 🤔

[rough quiver]

And I downloaded when gyro come

[tender kayak]

Morgan was boosted one day if i remember do you know it @outer valley

[cerulean marsh]

Welp good for u

[outer valley]

nah i just know morgan is old xd

[cerulean marsh]

I don't do gyro so

[tender kayak]

In 2020 or smth

Idk i was checking market and it was 400 gold

[warped lotus]

Same

[cerulean marsh]

Btw

[rough quiver]

Gyro is best if u are used to it

[thick timber]

I wanna see you guys inventory

[cerulean marsh]

What y'all think could be the price of the awm from spin w st?

I got it on first try xd

Imma sell it ofc

Just unsure of the prize, can't seem to judge it

[outer valley]

hm idk

600g?

[sour star]

1gold

[sour star]

1g bro

[cerulean marsh]

Stop ruining the hope James, don't ya have to prepare for da scrim xd

[thick timber]

Probably for a bad one like 400 or 600 non stat

[warped lotus]

Think positive, it can't be lower then 0.03 g

[outer valley]

do u saw 729 pattern? its dragon lore

[sour star]

nah

[outer valley]

XD

[cerulean marsh]

Skrizy Said it's against Elmo or sum

[sour star]

🤨🤨🤨

[outer valley]

no cap!

[sour star]

elmo overrated

[cerulean marsh]

Bet

[sour star]

they just have to stop feeding him

[cerulean marsh]

Yeye, but viralx does have a good chemistry

[tender kayak]

@outer valley #📸│photos see bro

[cerulean marsh]

Hop on a voice, y'all got para at your disposal

Ice is already there

[sour star]

gimme 10mins extra

gotta take a dumpy

[thick timber]

#🎥│so2-videos I sent a picture of my Inventor

[cerulean marsh]

Unsure whatever u have that, they should be finishing off the first game rn

Rosa or Prof should ping u once it's done

[thick timber]

Rate from 0 to 10

[cerulean marsh]

Individually the skins are good, but unless it's an investment for future half of it doesn't go together

[tender kayak]

Damn @outer valley

[outer valley]

XD

[thick timber]

I’m not selling my skins it’s for fun

[rough quiver]

Akr treasure hunter st for 4000

Nooooooooooo

[outer valley]

i got it for 300G

.-.

[tender kayak]

@thick timber would better nebula or purple camo karambit and the others are cool

[rough quiver]

If u loved that skin and had it today

[cerulean marsh]

If it's fun spending for ya feel free to donate sum gs, looks like I'm in desperate need of it for da scratch kekw

[rough quiver]

U would be rich rich

[outer valley]

im rushing to awm treasure hunter rn :v idc about the others

[thick timber]

Here we go again with the donaters

[tender kayak]

We wont look those old skins if the new ones come good but theyre literal garbage

[cerulean marsh]

The only good thing abt it is the prize and it's age, pretty much only to flex with, design itself ain't so good

[thick timber]

😭😭😭

[cerulean marsh]

Just joking lmao

[thick timber]

Lol

[cerulean marsh]

I hope the scratch could drop to 12k tho

Once the collection is out

[outer valley]

how much its rn?

[cerulean marsh]

14k

[tender kayak]

Go for bb its way way better but your select tho

[cerulean marsh]

Today at least

[outer valley]

hmmmm

[rough quiver]

It is actually and im gonna get it just because it good looking lol .
(Not the st)

[warped lotus]

Scratch gets boring really quickly

[cerulean marsh]

Welp matters if it fits your inventory

[cerulean marsh]

Kara sure, but istg I'll never grow out of m9s

[rough quiver]

I buy only to sell after again 😅i get bored pretty quickly

But i buy when market crash only

[warped lotus]

Neva had one, hoping to get one of da pass or buy the one from pass

[sour star]

@outer valley isnt tresure hunter DLore?

[outer valley]

yes

[cerulean marsh]

That's an awful waste of money and disprofit, had a friend like that, bro had sm and suddenly reselled sm and switched x combos he was left w nothing

[sour star]

cuz its got the Wigglies

yk

[outer valley]

XD

[sour star]

😂

[cerulean marsh]

I got the gold pass for da M9 to sell it after, then either it's blue blood or scratch, but prolly blueblood

[sour star]

how u know its gon be m9?

[tender kayak]

Selecting one color and changing skin/knife is better to change everything on inventory cus the tax is crazy

[rough quiver]

Ahh nah I never go minus in gold .
I buy always for profit. So if it doesn’t makes the tax money im not gonna buy it either

[warped lotus]

Even tho i know dam well I'll get dual daggers

[cerulean marsh]

Hope kekw

I managed it last year on first try

So let's do it again

Xdd

[cerulean marsh]

Aight good for ya then

[warped lotus]

Nah nah spare some for da rest of us

[cerulean marsh]

Well the btf is your second hope for some gs

[warped lotus]

[outer valley]

for me

[warped lotus]

Yeah

[cerulean marsh]

Nanananana I'm getting it 100%

Or the btf at least

[warped lotus]

Nuh uh u probably got good skins

[cerulean marsh]

Ion wanna spend fortune on a new m9

[outer valley]

yes but i want awm treasure hunter :F

prob next year i can buy it

[warped lotus]

Too bad, m9 coming to me

[outer valley]

[cerulean marsh]

Gl w that one

[cerulean marsh]

We'll see abt that

[warped lotus]

I think i have 0 kille on rank w Awm

[outer valley]

lmao XD

[cerulean marsh]

I do, better not risk n throw away money

I do awm only casuals tbh

[outer valley]

if i get bored i will just buy awm sport v2 :v

[cerulean marsh]

Rich guy

[warped lotus]

I never play casual, only for missions

[outer valley]

nah :v im just investing XD

[warped lotus]

Invested 1k€

[outer valley]

nah XD im not crazy

[cerulean marsh]

Exactly, but tdms for warm up for 30min is needed then if I get bored there I grab awm

[warped lotus]

I don't do warm-ups 😎

[cerulean marsh]

Better be sure, plus it's a good grind for st

Which I'm always huntin

[outer valley]

🙏

[rich crow]

Any player play with mě?

Mě*

Me*

[cerulean marsh]

Czech?

[rich crow]

Yep

[latent ridge]

Hai

[rich crow]

Hii

[cerulean marsh]

Wsp

[rich crow]

Hi

[cerulean marsh]

Nvm

[warped lotus]

That pfp gotta obey a rule

[paper tangle]

real

[paper tangle]

No hi

[chilly thorn]

[cerulean marsh]

Oh heyo

What's new w u

[paper tangle]

absolutely nothing

[latent ridge]

ª

[rich crow]

Wdym

[cerulean marsh]

Lmao reletable

[paper tangle]

just vibin currently

[rich crow]

Any player go play Standoff?

[paper tangle]

hbu Drazzy

[cerulean marsh]

#1044085342308941944 tam možná někoho najdeš

[paper tangle]

You can look for players in #1044085342308941944

[paper tangle]

Insane

[cerulean marsh]

Same, just tryna get through all the family gatherings and events

[warped lotus]

@paper tangle me honestly...

[paper tangle]

him honestly

[warped lotus]

did u just assume my gender?

Cancelled

[paper tangle]

Yes

Yes I did

And I don’t care

[latent ridge]

Sigma

[warped lotus]

Well u r goddam right

[latent ridge]

Lmao

[paper tangle]

in all reality though

I simply just don’t any s about it

[cerulean marsh]

Kekw

[warped lotus]

Tf is kekw

[paper tangle]

[cerulean marsh]

That

[paper tangle]

it’s that

[warped lotus]

Ahhhhhh

[paper tangle]

[warped lotus]

Dam

[paper tangle]

I’m hoping that I leave work early today

[latent ridge]

No u won't

[paper tangle]

[cerulean marsh]

Don't even remind me all the stuff I gotta do

[cerulean marsh]

And w school starting soon

[latent ridge]

Ratio L

[paper tangle]

don’t remind me of school

cuz college sucks

[latent ridge]

Yes it does

Expensive and useless

Like the skins

They cool tho

[warped lotus]

Y'all old

[cerulean marsh]

Different perspectives ig

[latent ridge]

I have done quick jobs that give me more money

Than medicine

Fact

[paper tangle]

drugs

[cerulean marsh]

Not saying it doesn't if it's all abt the money for ya

[outer valley]

XD

[latent ridge]

Kinda lmao

Not getting into details

Obv

[outer valley]

🤭

[paper tangle]

The feds are here

[cerulean marsh]

Everyone tryhards uni and physical work is avoided so

[latent ridge]

Omaga

[latent ridge]

I do both

Ggez

[paper tangle]

I skip both

[cerulean marsh]

Noice

Not noice

[paper tangle]

(I do my homework tho)

[cerulean marsh]

Mhm sures

[paper tangle]

I somehow passed my last exams with 90s

[warped lotus]

🙀

[paper tangle]

so I’m feeling somewhat great about it

[warped lotus]

Raaaaaah🦅🦅🦅 AMERICA

[latent ridge]

Lmao

[paper tangle]

I paid a baconator with no fries when I asked with fries

Thanks employee

[latent ridge]

Kill them all

[paper tangle]

Only the cash register dude

[latent ridge]

No, all

[paper tangle]

Not the ones in the kitchen

they deserve some respect

[warped lotus]

Im starting to think that 'drugs' thing is real

[latent ridge]

I don't do them tho

[paper tangle]

But I do

[empty fossil]

you've got to be high

[latent ridge]

I have smoked and obviously drinked but I don't do drugs

[empty fossil]

explains it

[latent ridge]

Yeah

[paper tangle]

Don’t smoke but drink the drugs from the drugstore

[latent ridge]

For example there's this job about driving

Driving to help people do stuff

[empty fossil]

you shouldn't interact with other people while being under the influence

[latent ridge]

Y'know what I mean

Dryby

Etc

Anything tbh

[paper tangle]

real

[latent ridge]

Taxi for the people

Not the people someone should know

[paper tangle]

Uber even

[latent ridge]

Nop

[paper tangle]

I think

Ima drink some wine for New Years

[latent ridge]

Epic

[paper tangle]

why not tbh

[latent ridge]

Tastes good

I can't be drunk tho have to do some work that day

[paper tangle]

sucks

I’m off that day

[latent ridge]

Dayum

[paper tangle]

and also tomorrow

feeling great

[latent ridge]

muyaD

[paper tangle]

can’t wait to do absolutely nothing

[latent ridge]

Lazy

[paper tangle]

Even tho I have plans next week

[latent ridge]

Anyway

Mimi

[paper tangle]

have goodnight

[latent ridge]

Is 5pm tho

[paper tangle]

exactly

(I can’t sleep)

[latent ridge]

Lol I can

Cry about it

[paper tangle]

I will

And done

Anyways

ima eat my burger

[latent ridge]

Whopper whopper double whopper :3

[warped lotus]

Hamburger

Cheeseburger

[latent ridge]

Veganburger

[warped lotus]

Big mac whopper

Hamburger
Cheeseburger
Big mac whopper

[latent ridge]

Wha

[warped lotus]

Have this stuck in my head now

[river onyx]

Who tryna 1v1

[rich crow]

Can anyone tell me why I cant load in to a comp match

I was in a que for 12 minutes

[paper tangle]

Could be because of servers running badly or that new Level Based matchmaking system

[rich crow]

Im level 25 and im just tryna be competetive

Can i show a picture of the que

Its in the photos

[outer valley]

usa servers are dead

[rich crow]

What servers should i play on ?