#💬│english-chat
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so it's like almost 8pm for you...?
not really proud where I live
Nah it’s 6:55 pm
haha 😭 why so
uh oh alright welp I was close
it’s not really a country to be Patriotic for
🐧

I mean yeah I see why
You got the time for the east coast
real mad shi bro
Hai
K
well it's 7 am for me rn
Damn
Grinding for unreal
I wish I can wake up at that time
woke up early today lol
So real
real real
lucky 
I wish I can wake up at that time now a days
nah trust me, waking up at 5 makes you hella nauseas
and trust me it happened accidentally 😭 otherwise I wake up around 1 pm or so
I always wake up at 1 pm
bro moment
work? how old are you
19
91

Too real
man I really thought I was talking to a 25 year old for a moment
Im not that old

it's not kinda common here for young ppl to work haha 😭
they're too busy going to clubs and shi
Oh here is so common
where are you from
sorry 💔
where I live it’s common to see people young as 12-14 to work
guys that's child labour???😭😭
Yes and no
PLEASE 💀💀💀
Child labour is like making kids work at a fabric without pay
I started working at 18
Or at gun point

I suppose you're right if you phrase it that way
slowly being able to walk is nice
I started at 14 too lol
(I got hit by a bowling ball at high speeds)
h o w d o e s t h a t e v e n h a p p e n
I really wanna start up a dr ug business in mexico though
always been my dream
im sorry that happened
Also not worth it in the long run
Not because cops, because competency
but kinda funny ngl
ouh
Cartels can happen
Is more probably that you die by a narco than a cop
but it’s generally not a good thing in the first place
cheap version of valeria
special viagra

Real life narco girls are scarier
I'd let them dominate me
They look like models but they can easily shoot you down
sorry
Lol
Bru
Ayo
so damn hot
Let’s not start this
Yeah
HAHA JK 😭
better to skip the topic fr
Russians are toxic asf
Lmao
I was in the 2v2 bomb mode and some guys were trash talking to my teammate
And me ig
My Russian is bad asf
russian is hella hard to learn no?
(We won so ggez)
I remember someone telling me to not learn it because it’s hard and not useful
do you know how to read it too?
I choked on my noodle
With a very bad translation
f
yeah same 😭
How
Yeah the 3 most useful and common idioms are Chinese, English and Spanish
Ik 2 of those so ggez
I accidentally
me just knowing English and Spanish
got sent to the russian chat

those ppl are scary asf
Ye
hey I know broken spanish
I love how when I randomly join a match there are Russians fighting in the chat
Real
well the new update sends less russians your way 😭
Yeah
But less players
I tried to play bomb ranked and it took 2 mins
To join a 2v1 match
woahh
I was playing the 2v2 modes but playing as Cop is hard in those
that day it took me 5 mins to join duel
When you have 40 seconds to kills 2 campers
shi pissed me off
Yeah the mode is dead
I have to play with friends that mode to finish missions
satisfying though
😭😭😭
I collect people in so2 like pokemons
adding everybody and taking their discord lol
Level based matchmaking is weird ngl
Bruh
standoff looks funny
compared to so2
I want horse mask
and the fact that at one time I used to think standoff is the best action game
you remember 😭😭
they really should've kept it
it was hilarious
I played it before
or 100
truly the best mask in the game
Begging is forbidden
it was for terro rists right
Yeah
Only when it works and bomb doesn't blow in your face
balls
Toast
90% of the game is pain if you're a cop
hi
I had gold before, you're late now 😦
What the cheese doing
😦
such an amazing profile
yo
wtf 😭
French bread
bread.
Welcome back
suffering
french bread and cheese toast.
Hello
nt
Sad
Hai
born to be together
Missed ya
what's the best food item
in your country
I was in bread prison
@latent ridge you should answer this too
😭
?
most Americans would say Cheesecake
why
the best food item in your country
and others some other things

For me it’s taco 
what's your favourite though
taco damn
Idk tbh lol
I hardly check in game anymore
think think
im about to be a millionaire
real
It was Christmas thing
Discount ig
A lot of games did that
First Time checking it in like a month
lmao
I bought 2 skins of every weapon with 100 golden coins lol
🙏
my karambit is over 2600 🤑
Looks like scary Hel is gone
I got a real karambit 😎
Now I have to take care chat 
clearly superior and better
I lowkey wanna be a pastry chef

Im no lifing rust
Pasty chef is nice
Real
but I dunno shi about cooking
I’m the same with Valorant sadly
what's the worst so2 map
Sandstone by far
I have played it 2 times and thats enough for me
hated it since day 1 of playing the game
u loved the ekittens?
Lmao
Already heard some guy that broke up with a chick
you really prefer breeze over sandstone??
yes
I didnt even met one
how
only because of aesthetics
o h .
zone 9 is mad annoying
valorant guns fr got no recoil
I feel old talking about the old maps
short d2✊ ☹️
Always will be a classic fr
Nah they do
It’s probably because you got perfect control on them

(because you are)
your soul is over a 100 years old
awe hell naw
I said the same thing 😭

HAHA
bro can adopt a bro which is 17
bro can adopt me
yes that’s true but for me
And make him a homie
I would feel horrible
how old are you
id say 20
20 almost 21 .-.
Add him to the group chat even
xd
Real
where the proof at grandpa
Bro can adopt a girl which is 17

And make her ur gf
🙏
pedo
specifically there are different terms
ik XD
but explaining them would sound that you are a pedo
honestly funny but sad too
ok 
blud is mad
just turn into one of them
bro lost a match
Like an Ephebophile
Exactly
Bro got -55 mmr
he gets it
bro saw russians
I think it’s being attracted to the ages of 16-18
Russians r cute
or late stages of puberty

💀
just download a cheeto and beat them
I think i still have a ss hold up
i learned russian language while playing cs2
Just say rush B
And they're your homies
Real
then keep losing!
this chat is pretty funny to watch
Uninstall the game 💯
like in so2?
they're not dumb

did i uhh
They're using alt accounts
I mean some are
read about being attracted to late teen girls or what
guys guys guys
🤨
Yes
check it out
as a joke
:raisedbrow_3d:
i mean if ur in 20s it's not really weird

bro became invisible
Bro became ghost
it's just a couple of years in gap

age is just a number
pretty normal id say

it's okay tod 😭 happens to the best of us
Fr
911 is also a number

yes
bro is ghost
Im 20 and dating a 60 years old woman
Crazy
like people in late 20s get attracted to people in their 30s and vice versa
just a number
Bro is restarted
okay me eat breakfast
have fun, teach me graphic designing later
hes 8y
Let bro load
Have a good breakfast
💯💯
I'm 20 and I've basically trained myself to not be attracted to someone unless I know they're of age
that’s wild
wild
I’m attracted to my bed
what does he mean by age though
because I love sleep
Bro trained

money better
(I wish I had a better schedule)
Not real
What is bro yapping💯💯💯💯
Veggies are cool
Russians are blue
(I can mute him but it’s like I don’t want to because it’s funny)
attracted to the floor( i am free falling a 10 story building)
I didn't even realise you had the power
Bros iq is like a pea
My reaction when I fall off a building

insane
he has the most basic name, ofc he will.
todd
Nahh wild
(Muted for 1hr)
Real
reset your life NOW! :ltg:
What kind
(As if I didn’t get any last week)
Shoyu
Lil bro call me when you're not muted
or perhaps Miyagi
[Esc] Return [L] Reset Character [E] Exit Game
I want
Guess what guys
you Americans have really pretty rooms
That guy is in my dms
i literally have a ramen and korean bbq place right below me
im jealous
Awe hell naw
pay for my ticket
please
If something toxic happens contact me so he can get banned
Dude
Invite me
I paid for nitro for you
Should i send him a ip grabber link
i would
(Don’t I’m lazy to go over there)
Wha
lmao yes
but you got ticket?
No

I’m broke
he said me to suck his
Ahh
so am i
you're late
Wut happened
e beef 😈
Epic
I personally haven't ate there for the reason they might not be halal
halal moment
I’m too broke to do so
So many hackers in this game!!!!
@winter saddle ye
Wut 2 do
as for the korean bbq they have samgyoepsal and unli wings for the menu
need 1
just wait for a year or so 😞
then ill make hella money in just a couple of hours
(ate wings there with my bro)
sounds like a really funny plan
being a makeup artist isn't all that bad
That guy is mad
5 wings and you had 10-12 plates
Real mad
my god
(unli wings you have to finish what you ordered)
Yeah I got a dm from him too
now that's real talent
What did bro say
what'd he say
I’ll send in DMs
me too grandpa
Bro said he will chop off my bal- and serve em to his dogs
Already did
I’m not that old youngster
this song is nice
Real
you should listen
Todd Jones
Hes sending the same thing
but you are
Awe hell naw
the most whitest name ever
IK 😭
I’m 19 bruh
🤭
you’re like 17 (I’m guessing)
h e h
ill be legal in a few months
Math ain’t mathin for me
(oh no)
Real
adopt all the kids in here
for manslaughter 
damn
we aren't that bad honestly
I've like 3 blankets on me rn
who’s “we” in question
the current chat rn isn't that BAD

mad comfy
man
lucky
All I have is a tiny blanket
that barely fits my body
me and my friend in here
room temp iq mf
Sleepover

I have a weird request
100degrees Fahrenheit room temp
100 iq
from all the ppl in the chat
What
🤨
can I see your rooms 😭
So smart
I’m at work
messy as hell
what do you do
Mechanic for a bowling alley
yes that'd work honestly 😭
can barely even walk ngl
Yea that guy is done
I just cleaned mine yesterday
ahhhh that explains the bowling ball accident
Blud had enough
He will be banned btw
idiots use fahrenheit, still room temp celsius iq
please I need to see it 😭
Yeah
🐔
then id be like 60 iq?
avg?
If i said the same thing to him in dms
no
60c is NOT ROOM TEMP
You would be banned yes
my room temp🗿🗿
you really said it's messy and not showing it now
so unfair
he started 🙏
blud that's almost boiling
how
its so messy i cant show
Blud wanted to chop my bal-
its a health hazard
a messy room is always worse than a clean room
I wanna see messy
Same here man
I think all I have as a photo is my PC set up
i wonder how messy ur room is
I still haven’t posted the whole thing
Cool can I see it
you show me yours and I'll show you my mine
Ima have to clean my desk and put the PC up there in the desk
no buisness talk

Sadly all I have is my monitor 
I’ll send a photo of it later in your DMs
this girl just wanna see a messy room
Everytime I read girl in discord I still don’t believe it
WOMAN playing sTaNdofF2????!!!
I have
fancy fingers 100%
Awful experience really
I use everything on my phone
easier and better
pc gives me bad headache
a
Is bro a girl
they always gotta move them fingers around
?
sadly
im on pc daily
I don’t get why girls use fake nails to look better
@barren ibex u dont see all them women talking and moving them hands 24/7
I'll never understand pc users
they gotta get phone in hands
and wiggle them lil fingers around
🗣️🗣️
fake nails are a hassle
(I can type faster in pc and it’s more comfy for me tbh)
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
click the circles
Pc is like my gf
I really don’t get why girls wear it
SAME
I mean personally I love long nails but real ones
but I can't
because work and guitar
guitar is nice
yes
but i see ppl w pens
what's osu
or sm
im mouse/tablet player
music game
OH THAT
u can play on tablet????
DOT ONE
just get good at aiming 🐔
aimtraining
@paper tangle what's your name
Ain’t saying it
knightly
idk i had osu replays on my channel lmfao
Real
azathoth
okay aza is fine
aza that smokes the zaza
save me aza 🤤
jeims
he always on that zaza
im abt to get the ip
never seen him argue w anyone here
Name is enough
insane
chill as hell
For feet pics also
bring soda and a chocolate on the way here
There’s only a handful of people that I argued with
In here
bye james take care
Good choice
Good luck
u can prolly count them cant u
But aint playing it
I cannot see you arguing with anybody
too noob?
bros too chill
Only like 5 people I did
Ppl can get yo ip now
cuz he on the zaza

one of them
From the dev console
we gotta get that zaza
🐔
With some plugins
Too risky
eyo wsup im on phone now
ay welcome back
honestly the point of me arguing
@proper gyro
Is rare
zharms dd era or somewhere along the lines
@proper gyro bro can ı look you desıgn
i just peeked sm1 and killed them molly behind me only way was forwards
what
:kafsmile:
You got business to attend to
need more boulets bigger wepoans
check bio, portfolio is linked there. contains all of my past work
Cs2 is bad bcs of its graphics
I would say no advertising
but ax man would be angry with me
Yall needd to optimize ur game look at this
I still need that background fr
3050...
)
that was solicited advertising, i mean the guy asked for it. :shrug:
The worst card that nvidia has made
A 3050 is crazy
But on laptop
ehh rn I really don’t care yk
i would remake it, if i had the hardware
On laptop is ok
😭
On pc, nahhh
hi back
you really need a better setup
did y'all miss me
@proper gyro my ıg=floppakuzi__1 u can look my project
I didn’t know you were gone
kinda the point of me saving up 
How much money do you have currently
this is why I throw ppl off the roof
Idk abt others
thats how much we missed her 😂😭
understandable bread
Crazy
we didnt even notice
😞💔
Quite frankly yeah
loco
80 to 200

On low?
Exactly
louco
5k php
Me just getting 250 fps to 560 fps
will be 10 by the end of my gr12
Real
cuz uh allowance
it's aight
Damn
Me just getting 2k fps in minecraft
will so2 get a hostage rescue gamemode anytime?
Real
mobile designers for those is good
pipí
So far we don’t have any information about that
pila
Its 4 am and im still here
No 

Oh damn
my portfolio is kinda business/more flat in looks
why
🤭
🥲

Damn
@paper tangle that guy still in my dms 💀 said to get on his horse
Hope you get better soon
Awe hell na
Crazy
Im abt to cut it
cut what 
you're right, not always.

:clubpengu:
nighter
2017 is 7 years ago
no
o h ? ? ?
how are you
I am doing fine thanks for asking
I love babies

nice
you’re gonna lose your iconic default pfp
get it now
your default icon is the og one, new one is cringe
@sour star have you ever eaten periwinkle snails?
nooter
What the hell
i dont think so
The tiny black snails
Anyone rank?
put some salt on them
Tastes really good with nato
natto?
He just forgot the taste of them
Yes, natto
oh of course Google shows z
🤙
i have 2k hours on main yeee
i have 2950+ 💀
Lmao
i have other accs with more than 200
ne we almost on same hours
me too
i was literally like 420 just year ago man
i have like 8accs in total
The no life is crazy
pro

low
i got 3k hours in 3 yrs

every year was 1k+ hry
i gained 1k in 2021
a friend got 1k hours within a summer
hour farmer
Bro what
what
not real
He must’ve been afk
nono
he just afks in game
:huh:
every day 6 comp games
me when 2018
EVERY day
fr
nww
I feel that in Valorant
I have like 3 people that I duo with
2 in gold and one in Diamond
always duo with them
For like 2-4 comp games and I take a break
hope not
bdw the new 2024 medals are ahhh
like
perfect
plat and diamond way better than the other
i want the diamond one
this year at least the gold elite was good
ill get plat
looks better in my opinion
unlike this year that i got gold elite and had to play on alts so i dont get close to plat
I just won 10-7 and my player left I got 19 kills and I still lost mmr, IS THIS A BUG?
no
its standoff 2
idk man lost 7 rounds, and you lost perhaps players lower in rank than you
you can lose and still gain mmr if you decently fought back
yknow why? it's because you fought players above your rank
🐓
Anyone between gold 3 and champ wanna comp?

player leaving doesn't count as disadvantage now thanks to people kicking other players for more mmr
that sucks
nah
in 30m you will sleep












