💬│english-chat

[past vector]

Nope🤣

[atomic socket]

FBI most wanted

[past vector]

Saying only to friends 🤣

[atomic socket]

I'm saying it to the mods

[rough quiver]

Bruh selfish

[atomic socket]

🙂

[past vector]

In one game that I play almost 65% players using that thing 😅

[rough quiver]

U the biger lick boot i ever seen bro

[empty goblet]

average albanian

[rough quiver]

U lick their boot so hard

[atomic socket]

MODS?????

Ban him forever

🙂

[rough quiver]

Lick harder

U almost cleaned

That boot

[past vector]

Enjoy it my Google play is in euro not in TL😅

I don't need to pay to standoff 2

[atomic socket]

Kus

[past vector]

Im sending hundreds of euro to my main game 😅

[atomic socket]

😆

[rough quiver]

I agree we albanian are very selfish. Anoying kidds they would rather let the tax people win than others take advantage

[empty goblet]

what did he do?

my cousin is albanian

[rough quiver]

Okay bro okay if u dont tell we dont wanna know

[empty goblet]

im jk but its fr

[atomic socket]

Turan where u at bro :/

[rough quiver]

Come Touran

Someone wanna lick those boots

[atomic socket]

Shhhh

Ok il nd

[narrow briar]

Charm kitsune + awm xenoguard gotta be the best combination

[bronze grove]

??

[atomic socket]

🙂

:))))

[rough quiver]

He wanna bann me

Tell hem the reason snitch

[scenic crown]

YAMYAM in turkish

[atomic socket]

Is joke 🤣

[bronze grove]

[atomic socket]

Kus@rough quiver

[rough quiver]

Bro always i come here i see u licking boots of mods

[rough quiver]

😂😂😂😂

[empty goblet]

lol

[atomic socket]

kus

[rough quiver]

[empty goblet]

kush

[rough quiver]

?

[atomic socket]

^=^

[lucid owl]

is there no ban wipe ?

[empty goblet]

listen the song

[rough quiver]

How old are you?
14-16?

[atomic socket]

Correct

[empty goblet]

think 9

[atomic socket]

Kus

[rough quiver]

Bruhhh I wasted my time

[rough quiver]

U dont know what lick boots means

U young but going towards that direction

[atomic socket]

Sure bud

[rough quiver]

💀

[atomic socket]

I'm 16

[rough quiver]

Still kid

😂

[atomic socket]

Good

🤓

👋

[jolly fox]

what did the doctor say to the calendar

im afraid your days are numbered

[atomic socket]

No please

[jolly fox]

😆🤣

[atomic socket]

Omg

[jolly fox]

😆🤣😆🤣

[atomic socket]

💀

[jolly fox]

why did the bicycle fall over

it was too tired

😆🤣

😆🤣

[atomic socket]

Omg mute this guy

X_X

[jolly fox]

what did the policeman say to his belly button

[lost saddle]

[jolly fox]

you're under a vest

😆🤣

😆🤣

[atomic socket]

@rich crow come mute pookie 🙂

Nvm:)

He ahh now

[past vector]

@atomic socket where are u from?

[atomic socket]

Dw he shhh now

[atomic socket]

Arabian

[past vector]

Fr?

[atomic socket]

Algeria

That guy spamming idiotic jokes

🙂

[rough quiver]

Algeria is not Arabian but African

[past vector]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[atomic socket]

Wowww

Kus

[rough quiver]

Egyptians also say they Arabian but noop .
They Africans and they cant change that

[atomic socket]

Bro I'm joking

I'm from Antarctica

[past vector]

Sad

[atomic socket]

🙂

[past vector]

I think u are from Czechia/slovakia

[atomic socket]

Way off

[rough quiver]

Its very common .
Algerian and Egyptian likes to say and be called Arabian

I thought u one of those

[atomic socket]

no

[rough quiver]

Moroco people are joining that stupid idea also .

It funny

[atomic socket]

Are u from India?

[narrow briar]

Yo guys i have a genuine question, im at lv8 at the battle pass, can i still get to the end?
Also, what if my friend is at lv 4?
#📸│photos

[atomic socket]

Ye

[narrow briar]

Even at lv 4?

[atomic socket]

There are extra quests

[narrow briar]

Thank you!

My actually brother was feeling down because he thought he won't be able to get the charm

[rough quiver]

U have to do all daily misions

Without them u cant reach maximum

[rough quiver]

No European

[narrow briar]

Ooh, well we've missed quite a few..

Like 4 days

[atomic socket]

It's fine

U can make it

[past vector]

I want friend too to play so2

😅

[atomic socket]

With daily quest

[narrow briar]

Thank you

[atomic socket]

Where?

[rough quiver]

Try others but im not sure u will reach
4 days actually a lot

[rough quiver]

Albania

[narrow briar]

I overestimated it, about 1 or 2 days

Anyway, with that said, thank you!

Good bye

[atomic socket]

I missed 1 day and I'm lvl 9

[rough quiver]

1-2 days it might be okay just make sure not losing others

Bye

[narrow briar]

Will do

[rough quiver]

Is that ur clan ?

Awso2

[atomic socket]

Which

.....

:/

Don't roast me :\

[narrow briar]

Back, just checked
By solely completing the weekly missinons I'll advance almost 3 levels

[rough quiver]

Awso2

?

[atomic socket]

Yes don't roast me bro 🙂 😭

[rough quiver]

No why should i?

Can i ask u what u need all those members

[atomic socket]

Why we need all those members?

[rough quiver]

There is a bit of flexibility. So you can reach the maximum if not.
Just pay money for one level 2$ is worth it

The prize of last level

[rough quiver]

Yeah any reason ? Or just for fun

[atomic socket]

Since we are making teams a b c and d So we have alot of players at all time active to play CW's

[rough quiver]

Ohhh okay that good

U have clan discord?

[atomic socket]

Ofc

[narrow briar]

There's no option for that, also i think it'd be more profitable to get another 100G for that 2$

[rough quiver]

Send me link I join. Or is just for clan

[atomic socket]

Sure

[jolly fox]

what

?

[rough quiver]

There is optional for that .
Its cost 2$ for one level

[jolly fox]

what u want

[narrow briar]

I didn't see any option but alright

Maybe its region locked

[rough quiver]

After u buy battle pass it will show up

[nocturne kettle]

Guys please check out my tiktok! Standoff.latvia

[narrow briar]

Ahh

So another 10$

[rough quiver]

Its like 40$ for upgrade 30levels

Its a scam lol

[nocturne kettle]

Anyone wanna duel costs 10G

[rough quiver]

But it’s helpful to upgrade 1-2 levels

[narrow briar]

Its 4$ for 10 leveld

[rough quiver]

If u cant reach maximum

[rough quiver]

Prices different

[rough quiver]

[narrow briar]

Nvm my memory is fooling me

#📸│photos

[hybrid zealot]

Please promo code

[narrow briar]

SO2NY2024

@hybrid zealot

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[unreal sluice]

@sick cave it’s still good

[sick cave]

I'm trying to solve it under minutes

[unreal sluice]

Also, I would recommend saving up some money and buying a more expensive cube, as they turn better and make it easier for faster times

[sick cave]

Hopefully this new cube goes smooth

[unreal sluice]

Yesterday I got an average of 13.16 seconds:3

[sick cave]

Yea, I saw one with the magnet

[sick cave]

Damn, That's fast

[unreal sluice]

I have those xd

[sick cave]

Sheesh

My old rubik is dying

Like literally going to crumble anytime

With the new cube I'm hoping to solve it under minutes

[unreal sluice]

I’ve spent too much money on Rubik’s cubes (like $500)

[sick cave]

Damn

You must have a lot of cubes

You have the 4x4?

[vale sparrow]

sup fellas

[sick cave]

Chilling

[vale sparrow]

nice

[sick cave]

I just wanted to finish this edit real quick

So I can post another comp + vc gameplay

[vale sparrow]

dam

i wanted to play aswell

f

[sick cave]

Nvm, Just realized you also ordered 4x4

Wait, 5x5?!

I can only solve 3x3

[vale sparrow]

ive done 2x2 and 3x3

i cannot do a 4x4 rubic cube

[unreal sluice]

GAN 4x4

Got it for my bday 4 years ago

[gritty river]

Back after a ban

[sick cave]

I'll try solve this 3x3 under a minute, After that, I'll learn 4x4 algorithm

[sick cave]

Dayum

[unreal sluice]

I have up to a 7x7

[sick cave]

That's insane

[vale sparrow]

tf

[unreal sluice]

Tbh a lot of my speedcubes are older models cuz I haven’t bought a flagship cube in years

[primal rain]

iBro max

[brittle knoll]

My tricepses hurt

💪🪿

Bruh LMAO

Yall need to see this goose emoji

🐡 🐡 🐡

#📸│photos

Bro is a lightbulb

Against the rules

[bronze hull]

hii

do u guys think the bp is good?

i feel like i need to buy this one

to gamble it all over once it's sellable

😈

[sour star]

the jkommando stilletto and m9 look nice

[tender kayak]

Better than the subject sh 1t

[sour star]

other 3 mid

but the dual daggers aint the worst

[sour star]

yh

[tender kayak]

Dual is cool actually

[sour star]

true

winter updates r always the best

clean skins

[tender kayak]

Revival is the best

[bronze hull]

huhhhh

[tender kayak]

With everything

For me

[sour star]

that was a seasonal

but not all seasonals r good

[tender kayak]

The best season i think

[bronze hull]

idk why but i feel like the jkom is bad 😭

[tender kayak]

Revival

[sour star]

but winter skins r always good

[sour star]

the emerald is cleaaan

[bronze hull]

nahh i bought the last year bp and kinda regretted it lol

[tender kayak]

But if you play winter skin on sandstone doesnt it gonna get bored

[bronze hull]

got the tanto

that's why i dedicated to gamble

[tender kayak]

Very easily

[bronze hull]

bc the damn tanto

[sour star]

but the m9 looked good

and the m9 chances r nice

[bronze hull]

yeaa, and even if it was bad it's still a m9 haha

i can js sell it for more

[sour star]

3k g

[tender kayak]

Why people overrate m9 so much tho

[bronze hull]

bc it's the first knife

[tender kayak]

It doesnt have something special for it

Like it has the same animation with default

[bronze hull]

ikr

[bronze hull]

it doesn't have the same animation 😭🙏🏻

[tender kayak]

Inspect animation

[bronze hull]

u got a bigger knife, the swing animation

not bad eh?

[tender kayak]

Same i think

[bronze hull]

ah yea

[tender kayak]

Yeah swing cool

But the inspect

[sour star]

pullout nevergets boring for some reason

even if it looks hella simple

[tender kayak]

Its not bad im not telling its bad but

[sour star]

ppl buy it for the pullout

its just soo good looking

[rich crow]

Noob with elite?:))

[bronze hull]

aight whatever I'ma but the bp now

[tender kayak]

butterfly look cool on pullout tho

[sour star]

yez)

[bronze hull]

still need to grind to lvl 45 tho🥲

[sour star]

gets boring

[sour star]

im on like 20

or 2

21

[bronze hull]

holy

how

[tender kayak]

I had but sell it cus it didnt match with my inv

[sour star]

buying the 10 extra lvl

[bronze hull]

ah

[tender kayak]

Jkomando was boring with prism but floral is cool

[sour star]

not worth it but i mean

[sour star]

the new emerald looking one is crazy good

imo

[tender kayak]

Nah other knifes on pass still better

[sour star]

the blight is so good looking

[tender kayak]

Idk

All of them cool

[sour star]

but i still prefer the stilletto and m9 bc of my gloves

[tender kayak]

Which stiletto

@sour star

[sour star]

new one

[tender kayak]

Oh

Is it look too much dark on shadows

[sour star]

its black and blue

dark blue

thats why i want it

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[sonic girder]

Helo

How are you

My name is cat

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[sonic girder]

🐲

🦚

🐚💨💨💨

To

🪐

[scenic crown]

🦕🐸🐉

[brittle knoll]

what nice collections of cows

[brittle knoll]

dg (dragon) is about to tickle frog head

[rich crow]

let's go bought new wifi 80-90mbps

faster reaction ngl

I see players faster than 60fps

players

also I'm used to 120 😭

[jolly fox]

@brittle knoll hi hi hi hi

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[potent nebula]

Hi guys, I have a question

[sly quarry]

Yes?

what is iti

[brittle knoll]

u can also better control the recoil the more u have

[sly quarry]

it*

[brittle knoll]

and then shame 60fps players for not being able to

🐓

[rich crow]

yeah

[potent nebula]

Can I connect the mouse and keyboard to the phone and play with it?

[rich crow]

I can't even play normally rn

the recoil is literally CRAZY I can't hit headshots

It's swinging left and right so much

when I had 120 it barely swung

[sly quarry]

i dont think so, if i could then i would do it

[brittle knoll]

yeeee

[rich crow]

u can

[brittle knoll]

imagine 1000fps

🐓

[sly quarry]

Ive never see someone do that, only as a meme

[rich crow]

just with one handed keyboard only I think😅

[rich crow]

first you need a monitor that supports 1000hz 🐔

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[rich crow]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

ye

[sly quarry]

chicken 🐓

[brittle knoll]

just saying

[rich crow]

chicken 🐔🐔

[potent nebula]

I want to buy a mouse and keyboard with a USB hub, but I'm not sure if it's necessary

[rich crow]

🐔 🍗 @brittle knoll look what chicken is doing

[brittle knoll]

its not just a chicken

[rich crow]

it's eating his brother

[brittle knoll]

it's ._.

[jolly fox]

@brittle knoll

[sly quarry]

You can search it up on google i dont really khow

[primal rain]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[primal rain]

._.

[sly quarry]

hello “._”

[jolly fox]

a horse walks into a bar

[sly quarry]

Oops

rip to an eye

[jolly fox]

ouch.

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

not again

[potent nebula]

ok thank you

[sly quarry]

np have a great day

[jolly fox]

why did the girl go to Neptune

[rich crow]

😉

[sly quarry]

Whos uranus

[brittle knoll]

i have a funnier joke than all of yours so far combined

[sly quarry]

<— this looks cute

[brittle knoll]

blocked. 🐓 🐓

[jolly fox]

to get shredded by the intense gravitational field and hypersonic winds

😆🤣

[primal rain]

🐓

[jolly fox]

what did the policeman say to his belly button

you're under a vest

[sly quarry]

What did he said?

[jolly fox]

😆🤣

[sly quarry]

oh

🦃

[brittle knoll]

you already said that one

[jolly fox]

i told my doctor that i broke my arm in two places

he told me to not go to those two places

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

explain?

that doesnt really make sense

🦕

[sly quarry]

🐍

[primal rain]

Me

[jolly fox]

cuz like he fractured his arm bone

[brittle knoll]

so

[sly quarry]

:OO

[jolly fox]

he had like 2 fractures

[sly quarry]

my phones at 1%

Cya

[brittle knoll]

if it's supposed to be taken literally that "he broke it in two places" what does going to those places have to do with it?

[jolly fox]

no thats the joke

[brittle knoll]

he didn't say he lost them there

[nocturne kettle]

Guys anyone 1v1? costs 10 G

[jolly fox]

that it can be understood in two ways

[brittle knoll]

and that he needs to recover them

[jolly fox]

one is the more unlikely one

which is he broke his arm in two places

[brittle knoll]

if he goes to those places, what would be the accomplishment towards the fix of his problem

in a literal sense?

[nocturne kettle]

Can someone follow me on tiktok im a new content crator

[jolly fox]

wait ill explain i have some irl things to do

give me 7 minutes

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

1 more addition to the 1 billion other content creators

🐓

[nocturne kettle]

standoffcreator i eman

mean

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[nocturne kettle]

Bro what are the random ah emojis 💀

[brittle knoll]

iphone user detected

📝 🐓

[nocturne kettle]

what?

Im on a laptop what are you yapping about rn 💀

[jolly fox]

back

[nocturne kettle]

that aint 7m

[brittle knoll]

fr

[jolly fox]

doesnt hurt to have backup

[nocturne kettle]

huh?

[jolly fox]

ok so the

sentence

which the guy said

can be taken in two ways

one is the normal

[rich crow]

New promo code is out guys!!!!!

Damnnnnnn

[jolly fox]

in which one would assume that he broke his bone at two different points

[brittle knoll]

and the bones fell off

he would need to go to these places to recover them

[jolly fox]

the other unlikely interpretation is that he broke his arm in two different environments

the joke is that the doctor interpreted the wrong meaning and gave an apt response which was actually wrong

🐘

[brittle knoll]

and by going to the places he broke his bones in, that would recover them

[jolly fox]

ok next one

[brittle knoll]

no

it still doesnt make sense

[jolly fox]

two fish in a tank

one said to the other

[brittle knoll]

when you break a bone it doesnt fall off

[jolly fox]

how do we drive this thing

🤣😆

[urban onyx]

Guys why my MMR reduced even though I won a match in allies mode

[brittle knoll]

going back to those places doesnt imply that the damage could be reversed

therefore, you should accept that your joke is flawed

[jolly fox]

why do you assume thus

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[jolly fox]

🐘

[urban onyx]

Like almost 55 MMR is reduced

[jolly fox]

there is no mention

or leeway of understanding

[urban onyx]

💀for no reason.

[brittle knoll]

precisely

[jolly fox]

that his arm wouldve fallen off

[brittle knoll]

yep

[jolly fox]

but you are hellbent that it has

[brittle knoll]

so that second meaning is unrelated

[jolly fox]

it is not

[sly quarry]

Hi im back with 4%

[brittle knoll]

therefore your joke is meaningless

[jolly fox]

it is very real but unlikely

how about you just admit the fact that you do not possess a will strong enough to bear through this cataclysm

[brittle knoll]

your joke was unfunny because it didnt make sense

any sense whatsoever

unlike your previous ones

🐓

[urban onyx]

Does anyone knows why it happened

[brittle knoll]

⌨️ ⚔️

[jolly fox]

you lack comprehension normality

[keen agate]

So close for tier 45

9 more levels

I hope I get m9 bayonet

[brittle knoll]

what's the normality of comprehension then?

[keen agate]

Or the dual knifes

[brittle knoll]

explain one possible way to interpret that meaning from the joke

[jolly fox]

normal comprehension

[brittle knoll]

without using unrelated words

[jolly fox]

ok next joke

[brittle knoll]

all this says is that the doctor gave an unrelated response

which doesnt make it a joke

[jolly fox]

what makes a joke then

please state your criteria so i may adhere to them in the future

[brittle knoll]

no

🐓

[jolly fox]

i was at the park wondering why this frisbee kept getting bigger

then it hit me

😆🤣

[keen agate]

I get that one

[brittle knoll]

super glue

[jolly fox]

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

😆🤣

[jolly fox]

😆🤣

i have an inferiority complex

its not a very good one

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[jolly fox]

ok next one

[brittle knoll]

also every single joke you write i can find on google

[jolly fox]

did you hear about the guy who stole the calendar?

he got 12 months

😆🤣

[keen agate]

Eh

[jolly fox]

🐘

yeah

clearly

[keen agate]

He stole a calander

[brittle knoll]

what are these random goofy animals bro

[keen agate]

Why did he get 12 months

[brittle knoll]

you're crazy!

🐓

[jolly fox]

no you're crazy!

🦅

[brittle knoll]

🐲

touchee

[jolly fox]

the joke is that he got 12 months, a calendar has 12 months and the other meaning is he got sentenced to jail for 12 months

[jolly fox]

🥂

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[hexed igloo]

100 cents

[keen agate]

I kinda get it

[jolly fox]

featuring fifty cent's double show

😆🤣

im gonna die 😆😂

[brittle knoll]

rip

im gonna buy water

🏪 🦙

[jolly fox]

water?

[brittle knoll]

before that i need another joke

as supplement

[jolly fox]

dont you have a faucet

[brittle knoll]

🦕

nah

[jolly fox]

laugh at your own situation where you have to go out and buy water

😆🤣

+romania

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

it's contaminated

i think

[jolly fox]

double joke like the tates

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

what

🦕

[jolly fox]

the tate brothers

[brittle knoll]

are you in a 1st world country or what

#bigot

[jolly fox]

anderw and christian

i dont know their names

[brittle knoll]

😧

[jolly fox]

🐘

[brittle knoll]

you should be deplatformed!

🐓

[jolly fox]

i am a big hegemon of the human trafficking community!

nothing happens

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[jolly fox]

escape the matrix!

cancelled

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

🐔

🪼

torso arms and legs

[brave hawk]

@bronze grove bro high ping problem in server every match 300+ ping any solution?

[brittle knoll]

i thiiiinkk...

[jolly fox]

therefore you are

[brittle knoll]

escape the matrix > outside the matrix

🐇

😆🤣

[jolly fox]

😆🤣

[bronze grove]

which server are you playing on?

[brave hawk]

Singapore & Hong Kong

[brittle knoll]

my hands are cold

[jolly fox]

same

[brittle knoll]

because i keep them in the fridge

[bronze grove]

Please restart you wifi

[brave hawk]

I reported also week ago no answer any

[jolly fox]

not same

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[brave hawk]

@bronze grove no use

[magic bridge]

Hi

[bronze grove]

what are you telling

[bronze grove]

mobile data?

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[bronze grove]

probably china

[sour star]

@bronze grove thing is in some places u get high ping no matter what

[jolly fox]

if he speaks more they'll cancel him

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[bronze grove]

ahaha

[sour star]

when i was in qingdao a very far east city

i had 120ping +

on no matter which server

[brave hawk]

Yes good ping but mid match give timeout every time and sometime game not open say error always on mobile data

[bronze grove]

Its depending your region

[brittle knoll]

me before losing weight 🐓

me after losing weight: 🪿

[sour star]

china qingdao

very far eats

[bronze grove]

huh

[sour star]

i still get 120+pin

in jpn server

[jolly fox]

you before:
you after:

[sour star]

or hongkong

[bronze grove]

did you tried to play with any wi-fi?

[brittle knoll]

🐔🦉

[jolly fox]

can you feel

can you feel my hearttttt

[brave hawk]

I play on wi-fi after updates Giving high ping so much

[tender kayak]

The worst server is def turkey

[bronze grove]

you should report this issue

[jolly fox]

Antarctica when you said this:

[bronze grove]

l will send official site link

[tender kayak]

30 ping lags as hell like its 300

[bronze grove]

you can report this issue

@brave hawk https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[tender kayak]

150 ping on russia server is less laggy then 30 ping on turkey

[brave hawk]

Huh no use still i try one more time

[bronze grove]

Because you are from Turkey 😄

[tender kayak]

Than why im lagging more on turkey server

[bronze grove]

and the Russian server is connected to Moscow

[tender kayak]

But less on russia

[bronze grove]

Russia and Turkey server not same

[tender kayak]

Yeah turkey one is trash

[bronze grove]

no..

misinformation actually

[tender kayak]

Russian server is S tier turkey is F tier lol

[bronze grove]

turkey server is connected to istabul

[tender kayak]

And

[brave hawk]

Russia server so many hackers i see

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[bronze grove]

Not just russia server

[tender kayak]

Mf s dealing 19482 damage lol

With 1 shot

[bronze grove]

🗿

[rough quiver]

Bruv Russian hackers in all servers

[bronze grove]

he is not cheat

l swear

[rough quiver]

They to bad to play without hack

[bronze grove]

the bitter truth

[brave hawk]

They chat on colour tricks 😂 <color=red>ro mhi</color>

[bronze grove]

@tender kayak emoji limit: 5

[bronze grove]

200iq players)

[tender kayak]

Thanks turanbot

[bronze grove]

l met them many times

[bronze grove]

You are welcome

Mr TheBot

[tender kayak]

Im not bot

[bronze grove]

[brave hawk]

They good actor also using hack

[tender kayak]

I dont know about server rules

You answer them like a bot

[bronze grove]

😄

[rough quiver]

We was playing once with them . They had damage 20k
It was a close match because we was free firing and they was bad at aim

[brave hawk]

Using hacks

[rough quiver]

He got angry and active other hack killing us from hes base

[bronze grove]

[magic bridge]

What happen to vc its gone?

[brave hawk]

India sever is down in rank pushing which i got 100 ping but no one plays all noobs in india play pubg ☹️

[rough quiver]

They are worse lol .
Better people are those who show the hack than those who try to hide it ahhaa

[magic bridge]

Lol

[jolly fox]

statically speaking, theres at least

2 people

who play standoff 2 in Antarctica

[brave hawk]

Russian is dangerous

[rough quiver]

💀

[primal rain]

🐔

[brave hawk]

go now on Russia discord server standoff all on vc savage chats 😂

[fading marlin]

Anyone 1v1 only awm?

[nimble igloo]

No

[narrow briar]

Someone just found out what losing against a smaller team means in #📸│photos

Now he mad

[silent perch]

Woah I think that's small win o7 thanks

[past vector]

ok

@fading marlin but idk if we are on same server

hi

idk im new xd

[analog trout]

Bro when will standoff ban cheaters???? When will be standoff fair??? When will be they give back mmr, because i always playing with cheaters and i lose mmr. Bro ban them and give me back mmr, its so unfair game.

But thats real

[narrow briar]

Don't let it make you mad

[analog trout]

Bro, abnormal headshot and wall hack will always be better than me

[analog trout]

Im staying clam but its so unfair

Calm

[brave hawk]

Silver lobby no hackers 🙂 mostly

[analog trout]

Yes someone but no everyone

[brave hawk]

Silver lobby so eazy for 20+ kills

[empty fossil]

just play another game

[analog trout]

Yes so easy withdraw cheat

[analog trout]

Yes and lose rank xd

[empty fossil]

as in not standoff

just play something else

[analog trout]

Be my trainer xdd

[narrow briar]

Nah the abnormao headshot is probably just luck

Last night i was in a 2v5 compe match because 3 of my teammates left because "yo dude wheres David"

[analog trout]

Yes i know

[narrow briar]

I clutched one round

Like

All headgots

[analog trout]

Thats reason why i never play comp xd

[narrow briar]

They rushed a

And i waited them

10 bullets 5 headshots

All dead

[analog trout]

Lol

[narrow briar]

Fuckin legendary

Wait i lied, 2 left and one went afk so we kicked him to get less pints on the minus

I don't really play competitive

I only play with my brother

But a 1v1 or normal defuse matches are ok

Check #📸│photos

Nvm the pic got delted because

Because it had "i got minus 21" in caps

[daring gale]

how to get silky smooth headshoys?

shots>

[narrow briar]

Use shooting zone

Train flick

Or just generally go to training and use static targets

[empty fossil]

usp moving targets medium

[daring gale]

i will try now

thanks

[primal geode]

How to sell gun with stickers?

[narrow briar]

What do clans help with?

[sour star]

just sell

[narrow briar]

If the stickers are expensive add some 20-30 gold

I sold my m4 lizard with toxic snowball and mad santa stickers (at the time they were ~600 gold each) for 80 gold (the skin itself was 20G)

I sold it because it was not pleasurable for the eye

Saying that because we have language filters.

[tardy dirge]

I finally sold gloves that I bought by accident and now I'm back at 1k

[narrow briar]

💀

Gloves aren't worth it

Bye guys

[primal geode]

Alr

Thanks

[rich crow]

Doesnt matter if its button or zone

[primal rain]

Add 10/1 price of sticker

[narrow briar]

Its better with zone

[rich crow]

Explain how?

[empty fossil]

Re : Zero and also the person in his profile picture is a femboy

or transgender, I don't know which

[cerulean marsh]

it just is, zones espacially for moving and shooting are way more comfy

and i say it as someone who had buttons for like xmonths mby even a year

[rich crow]

Alr

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[empty fossil]

agree to disagree

[rich crow]

i got matched up with phoenix rank in silver 4

Nice

[cerulean marsh]

if i recall right femboy lifestyle is only the fashion part, whereas trans ppl change their whole lifestyle to the opposite gender

[cerulean marsh]

so2 doing its best

kekw

[rich crow]

Yep

[sour star]

as a master i rank against silvers

[rich crow]

@cerulean marsh can u send me ur hud layout?

[cerulean marsh]

wsp james

[cerulean marsh]

sure ill dm it to ya

[sour star]

😶‍🌫️

[rich crow]

Ok

can someone help me rank up alies? i need good teamate

Higher rank doesnt mean higher skill bro

If that teammate cant play youll be doomed

[cerulean marsh]

pretty much

[rich crow]

i just need teammate

im pretty good too

yea sure but doesnt mean youll be in higher ranks

[cerulean marsh]

everyone says that kekw

[rich crow]

Just stating a fact

[cerulean marsh]

been disabled for long time

[rich crow]

My aim is gone well rip my rank

[cerulean marsh]

firstly it was taken down for maintence and ever since then no updates

[rich crow]

Maintence

Aint comin back probably

[cerulean marsh]

as for everyone else

[rich crow]

If only life was this easy bro

They aint gonna bring it back cuz you said you want it back😭

[empty fossil]

indeed

[cerulean marsh]

parallel can do the job instead

a simple vc app for large communitities and friends

without any side effects to the game

[empty fossil]

ingame vc is to still be able to communicate within your team effectively even without playing with people you know

[cerulean marsh]

yeah well, thats on u if u wanna soloq, im glad they've added waypoints at least

[empty fossil]

indeed

[primal rain]

No

It will come back

[strong flax]

Was it ever in the game? I left the game for like 2 years so I don't know

[cerulean marsh]

ye it was for a short while

[strong flax]

Oh

Never got to use it

[cerulean marsh]

a month or a couple mby

but it wasnt that good anyway

[primal rain]

Drazzy you have a bad memory

[strong flax]

Most of the so2 players are Russians right? I can't imagine myself using the vc . Even in different servers

[primal rain]

They removed it like 5 months ago

[primal rain]

Yeah

[cerulean marsh]

he didnt ask when it was removed

but how long it has been functioning before it was taken down

[primal rain]

My bad

🐔

[cerulean marsh]

np

[cerulean marsh]

most, but lately ive been meeting more english speakers

[strong flax]

In what server?

[cerulean marsh]

nether

[primal rain]

Nether server woww

🧨

[strong flax]

Nether ? As in where the ghast lives ? ( Sorry,I was jk )

My ping there is like

[primal rain]

Yeah that's my homeland

[cerulean marsh]

eve cet its the most active but if u wait 2min it you'll catch a game even in the morning

[strong flax]

200

[primal rain]

Im a piglin

[strong flax]

I see

[strong flax]

Same ,I seek gold

Both in Minecraft and so2

[primal rain]

🦕

[strong flax]

What's the highest and lowest ping you guys have experienced?

[olive yew]

.

[strong flax]

And what was your internet speed?

[cerulean marsh]

29, highest prolly 500

[strong flax]

During the lowest

[cerulean marsh]

idk lmao

[strong flax]

What's your usual plan

[cerulean marsh]

average 5g wifi

[strong flax]

How many Mbps?

[proper gyro]

999 from public wifi

[strong flax]

Understandable

[cerulean marsh]

all around europe i usually get 30-100, russia like 120

[cerulean marsh]

w public wifi i wont even start a game lmao

[cerulean marsh]

got no idea rn would have to check later

[proper gyro]

lowest was 34but south asia server got moved abit farther so now my lowest os 37-43

[strong flax]

Alright no worries

[strong flax]

What's your internet speed?

[narrow briar]

Do yall get 120fps?

[proper gyro]

fiber 250mbos

5g

[strong flax]

Nah

[narrow briar]

I have to force my phone to 120hz to get 120 fps ingame

[strong flax]

Oh

[proper gyro]

oh btw i got 34ma wayy before i used 5g

[narrow briar]

Can your phone do 120?

[strong flax]

Try not to actually go kaboom while defusing a bomb

[cerulean marsh]

yep

[proper gyro]

25mbps fiber was okay

[strong flax]

No but my phone can do a 360

[proper gyro]

if i enable yes

[strong flax]

It gives like 50ms I assume?

[proper gyro]

34

[strong flax]

Damn

[proper gyro]

not much difference

[narrow briar]

Before the update i was rolling at 120, now unless i force my display in settings to be only on 120 fps I only get 60

[proper gyro]

tbh

the only reason it's bit higher now cuz the server itself is farther away

[narrow briar]

Probably

[strong flax]

Life was good when the South Asia server was combined

[narrow briar]

I play with 56 ping on france and turkey

From romabia

Romania

[elfin island]

I’m a bit bored of allies icl

Wanna get to level 20 fast

[unreal sluice]

What level can u play allies at

[elfin island]

15

I’m level 18 now

But I have to play 10 to get ranked and it’s boring

[cerulean marsh]

bc its prolly boring as hell especially if its a smurf acc

[shell shore]

Hi

[elfin island]

I’m not a Smurf I’m new

But I’m not terrible

So I’ve won 7/8 games

But why do people leave?

Even if they’re winning

[strong flax]

You get lots of coins in allies though

[strong flax]

Maybe they won't once you reach a high rank

[strong flax]

I usually play it to grind for coins

[elfin island]

Last game for rank

[polar void]

hello

do somebody have a clan in which i can join

bcs i have no clan everyone rejects me for no reason

[sour star]

bro i was in 2 1v5s and only got 4

bc of bad team

[wheat nest]

....

[elfin island]

I win 8/10 games and I get bronze 4

How does that make sense

[rich crow]

Crazy last season I won 4/10 and got silver 2

[elfin island]

I guess cus it’s low elo

If that’s how this game works

[winter saddle]

Hi

[teal dome]

[scenic crown]

Hello suars

@ivory hinge

🐗💨

[ivory hinge]

Hahaha

[ivory hinge]

Where are you from in India ?

[scenic crown]

Up

[ivory hinge]

Hello

[ivory hinge]

Ok

Up k lala 😂

[paper tangle]

He’s from up there

[scenic crown]

Eating kela

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[ivory hinge]

😂

[primal rain]

[ivory hinge]

Where are you from

[paper tangle]

The hospital

[ivory hinge]

What are you doing in hospital

[void bronze]

he was born there

[paper tangle]

Being burned there

[ivory hinge]

Lol 🤣

[paper tangle]

[void bronze]

huh

[ivory hinge]

Hehe

[paper tangle]

I meant borne there (autocorrect)

[primal rain]

No the country

[ivory hinge]

I thought he is pregnant in hospital xd

[primal rain]

Dumb texas guy

🐔

[paper tangle]

It’s called a joke

[ivory hinge]

Lol

[paper tangle]

[primal rain]

🦕

[scenic crown]

I will eat sauropod meat

[paper tangle]

Any ways ima get out the shower

[primal rain]

🐔

[paper tangle]

I’ll be back

[primal rain]

Nice showering

[sharp portal]

Hello, how do I report a hacker, I have ID and videos of him yelling live

[ivory hinge]

It's feel like I am in zoo seing chicken dinosaur and wild bour

[tender kayak]

Pimp named slickback

[teal dome]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[primal rain]

Go to in-game settings and follow the steps below:
“Game” > “General” > “Help And Support”. After that, you will have a pop-up support tab. Click on “Send us a message” > “Continue” > “Report a player” > “Cheating” and follow the instructions. If you fill out everything correctly, the Support Team will examine the information and take action against the offender.

Important!
Be prepared to attach video evidence of the violation and the player ID.
Complaints must have video proof to be considered!

[teal dome]

[primal rain]

Too slow kaffn

🐔

[paper tangle]

Cool

[tender kayak]

💀

[primal rain]

The black

[void bronze]

theblack

[tender kayak]

Yes?

Yes?

[ivory hinge]

Hey fring wassup

Do you have chicken?

[tender kayak]

Im alright with my business

[primal rain]

The black

[ivory hinge]

Where is that blue thing

[tender kayak]

Yeah i have iBro max

[void bronze]

you cant have that

[tender kayak]

What blue thing blud 🗿

[primal rain]

🐔

🐓

[ivory hinge]

Hand me over you are looking for fight innit

[tender kayak]

Theblack

Better than 60 worse than 120 🤓👆

[brazen moss]

Hlo

[tender kayak]

Theblack

What

[void bronze]

ok

[tender kayak]

Ultra ui sign better @rich crow

[ivory hinge]

Mkc

[scenic crown]

Mkc is a chicken fry brand

Better than kfc

[warped forge]

Is there a date for when the fable collection is leaving yet?

[scenic crown]

@warped forge wait maybe 2 year

[rich crow]

who wants to play with me rn?

[warped forge]

Actual?

[ivory hinge]

Lol

[gaunt ingot]

Can someone give me promo code

Promo code

[primal rain]

SO2NY2024 which gives Graffiti "Frosty Chaos"

[teal dome]

SO2NY2024

[scenic crown]

Why cow nose so big

[primal rain]

🐔🐔

[scenic crown]

🐮

[teal dome]

[primal rain]

[gaunt ingot]

THANKS