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Bro if u can't understand idk what to say
My game is playing weird music and my master volume is at 0 wtf is happening
It's the Christmas ya it's loud
XD
hacked!
Cam someone tell which sticker do I have by looking at it
Lol
how it looks
??????
I can send u a screenshot
After the new update my game starts bugging out
lolll
And not letting me even play the game
seevers working
seevers
Why is my game playing weird music and not letting me play any mode or letting me add any friends to lobby ?
SERVERS died
dev bros got tired after making the update, we need to wait for server fixes
@bronze grove ima be gone now, ima go to work and ill be back
fix da game plz
Yo check dms
Can someone tell me a sticker what name is it by looking at it
what’s the issue exactly?
Hola
Servers
servers lagging won’t let me in comp won’t let me join lobby’s messages won’t send
everything is hella slow
only English, please.
just try to wait, it’s related to a high load on the servers.
it’s been 2 hours
sad that everyone is just complaining istead of appreciating the work that the devs put in the update
i wanna appreciate it by playing it
Why I can't join in alies map it just stays on 0
bro pay bills of servers at the time
lol
You are not champion lil bro 🙏🙏
lmao
doesn't matter bro , at every update the servers are overloaded
Can see it in your eyes
Ngiaaa
they just dont pay server bills
||he is bronze 3||
i mean they could but whats the point for being in the game if you are not playing you know
Wanna play someone
I'd say something but the soft ahh mods would mute me
Servers r down
Ik u suck don't worry
ik
Anyone one wanna play
how they cant pay servers in time while earning that much from skins
Yeah
Why I cant play
Guys what ur fav akr skins
I can normally play
Lobby's are not working
Mazda Miata
the servers are overloaded
I can't invite friends to lobby
When is the supra coming
My frinds mama probobly
Shes not caseoh
Heard they r one of da best
guys , did you notice that now if look at the profile of an account who got banned now they have no profile picture and a sign like they got banned or something
If I say one thing there are h anime pic on ppl pfp in-game and they don't get banned for it

Yes
Wtf are those servers istg man so2 go fix those problems asap
Chock me step sis
I can play normaly
Dawg u shouldn't even be proud it's xtfx

your friend can make an appeal on the https://help.standoff2.com/en site, by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Other" > "Give us feedback", describe the issue, write your ID and send a screenshot of the ban message.
Bro is an robot sent by the government
is this ironic
if it’s false ban, he will be unbanned.
I got 3 friends who got perma ban becouse of cheating
What is xtfx
Hello! Does anyone know the tasks?
I know a lot of people that got false banned made an appeal abd y'all did nun
Bro igot banned cuz I hacked
The task good no?
I'm so frickin bored
let them forget about bans, servers are more important rn Lol
Is it long
Depends on biome
can İ take ss of it when İ find
How do u gorw it then I do have one but it's like 2.5 is it good
It doesn't appear what to do
if he have jailbreak = ban
It doesn't work water too cold goes down again
Why when I'm screen recording I'm getting 60fps
Go to pass then go to Missions
99% sure he have jailbreak
in ios 15 is just 1 click
💀
theres tons of tutorials too
he prob tried to cheat

Bro I got banned while buying a karembt what did I do wrong
Didn't donate enough to axlebolt
Dan skill issue
indeed
Yaidid
I dident spend a penny on this game
Only I have a lot of lag and I can't enter games?
Well I have second acc I want to buy it again I'm scared if I get banned I'm throw the phone outside the window
for real
I have a gun what would it sell for any ifea
New sandostone or old ?
Cna someone tell the price of a gun with stickers on it

Wait until the season end and gun gona be high price
The stickers are not on sale that's why I asked I can tell u the name
It's called
AKR carbon star track
With demonic beast colour on it 4 of them
You have sticker on akr carbon or not@
Ya I do
Why is the battlepass and the spin offer not available for android? 🤔
They are showing on my screen tho
Idk because if you have sticker on its same price like 1 g sticker or 10 g
Do uk the sticks price
Idk, it's showing on my iphone but not on bluestacks
I also tried to see on my android but nothing shows
Well idk wait 1 day servers are overloadedig
please, report this issue here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me.
Ain't nobody doin that
Hello all, colorful teddy bears
Hello guys. I cant play game with my freind because its not the last vision but in app galerie it is what should i do 💀💔
englishmaxxing
fr
you should either download the app from a 3rd party website like apkpure or you just have to wait @hidden obsidian
am still learning English 😐
uninstall and install
thnks. guys
You're welcome
Are the standoff servers down or?
nah
3rd party installation can give u a ban
they work

It's up but it's bad
it's the same file
Gigq
The game isn't loading in for me at all
doesn't matter
😐
I've waited 10 min straight just to get into a damn practice map 💀

there's no way axlebolt is banning apkpure users instead of cheaters
you're unlucky 😍
nah if its not modified its ok i guess

if there are no hacks on this apk then you won't get it
Spent £10 on that game rn and can't even use the skins I just bought 🥰

I feel sorry for you, maybe try uninstalling and installing, maybe it will change something
No
u cant even start a game then its useless even if u could equip
The servers are just ahh man
My servers are working
cool internet XDDD
xd
Ikr
did something happen to your head or something?
you are insulting me because I have good servers XD you are funny
huh okay but you shouldn't call names like that without a reason
Sorry
Promo code?
there is none
What's going on
Oh ok thx
he called me stupid but we already explained everything
stupid isn't really an insult

Who's mohamad
but it's still a dirty word

Your bio
its a good person
True
who is it
how u dont know bro
Search up "prophet mohammad "
I'm trolling
Bruh
I'm a muslim
Mohammed is from many animes I have watched
Bruhhhh
Pleasure to meet you bother
Most common arab name so ig it makes sense
@outer valley eminence in shadow s2 > s1
Have already solved the servers?
Anime isn't Arab?
i will see it on weekend
Mohammad is the most common arab name
Ye?
Is what i mean
Okii
-_-
Mohammed is most common name in world. So if you forget what a girl is called just call her Mohammed and statistically it’s more likely to be right than not
Watch it when u have time so u can savour it
i wont watch it in 1 day its impossible xd
I watched all 12 eps today
How th
no?? 51+% of girls aren't called Mohammed
besides Mohammed is a male name
I don’t have a life
It was a joke xd
oh ok
Lol
🤭
@outer valley Spanish?
Bruh
I…am…the all range…….AtOmIc
Yo I have to open a case what should i pick bc i never get lucky
ik the music im listening is spanish xd
U listen to Spanish song and Spanish in your list
cringe anime but it was somehow watchable lmao
beste anime
but classroom of elite is better

I watched it all and I rlly liked it
XD
too cringe for me personally to call it one of my favourites
Death parade top
ur fav is one piece
@misty cosmos ???
Lol
😂
One piece is called one piece because it’s one piece of 💩
Jk
i knew that anime cuz a friend of mine was in poland and one girl from there told him to watch it XD
true
Im jk
still true
Naruto would be goated if it had better pacing
Also, if Naruto had a more kakashi personality, it would be a rlly dark anime

Drop it at 65ep do you guys suggest me to continue
Naruto?
xd

YOYOY
Wassup resetname
Ahahhahah e
man im stuck with that name at was set by the server
Cuz the original one is inappropriate
ye
Yes
change it
Or it had special fonts
i dont really care
You can just change the nickname
ik but idc
If u have a lot of timr@
xaxa
That can be a reason but in this case its inappropriate
No
Ok thanks
My name was sith with a font but it got reset
Anyone allies?
whats ur rank
at the game
Hi
selive 1
I am new
seliver
nah dw its fine
u got the new kinfe tho
I am kinda poor im looking for someone With an awm and katambit skin acc plz that dont need or play the game anymore
Sorry if its not accepted by thé rules
Bruh
I dont really know
500dollers
euro
2 kinfes
Well nty
well u get no kinfes my man
I dont even know how to get the knife box
wt f4
Lol
just buy it directly from market
Oof
same here i need to work for it
Lol
How old are you
14
Sell your phone
sh3 im 15
why do u even ask xd
where u live
M'y parents are dead our big borther is working for us 2
like contry
Well wait few years and get a job
Morocco
Sell your phone,your internet
Dont spend your parents money
u can get a job
Bro he said they eh
i have a job ngl im only 15
Well M'y brother dont want to
You are too young my G
cuz its not worth
Ig
im saying the same
Is this pass worth it? (I already bought it)
Oh yeah My parents died because of the earthquake in Marrakech
yes (i saw a video saying its worth)
Hopefully
🤯
Idk if u Heard abt it
Bro
go look for a family or smth my man
Not cool
or u gon be homlees
Bro
Bruh
U serious
Mute this man
WT Ff can we do
Tbh it should because 1000 gold cost 15€ and pass cost 15€ as well and you can get between 1500-3000 gold worth of items from pass
just talk
Mods
Man you made me cry your serious
Ye
exatly
-_-
tell me smth rn
how can we help him
we cant do anything
if u care that much give him money or smth go help him
hear me out
It's same as going to a homeless man and insulting him cuz he asked for some food
alr go give him the food then
im saying he can get a job and get a better life
or try to get in a family with his brother
no
ngl i think his game got the best server
like top 7
say smth now man not leave like that
Is stand-off servers back working?
Yes bro but why insult him n
🦕
sketchy guy
9yo talking*
?
A joke you couldn't understand
IM TRYING NOT but i cant help him
Ok so don't insult him
Actually this advice makes no sense
You first need a stable income before having a family
Along with a stable income is a home
That would hypothetically be large enough for said family
🦕
nah wait his 14
so i said u can get a job
🐔
@everyone i am so confused why players with medals and high levels are playing with m60's and p90's i cant even shoot them cuz iam dying insta from headshot bruh
Why would he get a job if he still has both his parents take care of him?
this sucks
he doesn't
he dosnt
I don't get the context ill read a bit more
he has only a brother that doesnt work
and he doesnt work
so yeah
Lmao
i have 30
but i dont wanna trade
ngl @plucky flint you don't know how hard it is in his situation so you shouldn't insult him for just trying to get something for free in a game he likes
the f4 u mean
brother HE DOSNT NEED to play he need help
can someone respond?
needs help
How to get more gold?
and u dont even know if its tru
true
u can buy them or sell skins
thats sad but u need to buy gold 😭
so u gon on his side then u dont even knowwww
Who here plays blox fruits?
bro
Why are the servers still down bruh
its standoff server
and you don't know if it's false, no need to insult him
im not im just trying to tell him what to do
cuz im saying to him to get a job
I have 7.4k in my balance how to get more
how much?
or go in a family try to go in a family
lol iam poo
is inuslt
poor
you think he wouldn't know more then what you do when being in that situation himself?
Is there any promo code going on?
That's crazy
A foster home would be much better
7k of gold?
Yes
They can provide the required education for living on your own
yeah true
Has there ever been a single promo code in standoff?
i dont know
idk maybe not
At this age no kid should already try bearing that weight imo
Why does it even exist 💀
By themselves
idk
indeed
ik but what can we do about it man
how?
Used to give knives but now they don’t give anything worth more than like 500 gold
but if yall care that much
Talking about that guy
nothing, but there is no need to be rude
You said you're working, that's not bad
Are there still any left?
what did i say to be rude
exatly
Not currently
or try and find a family
Some don't mature enough for working
ik
bruh
That's just something a foster home specializes in
thats sad
ngl the best is thos 2 find a job or find a family
yeah
I haven't found a single working code for 2 years straight in Standoff. You saying there's been a lot shocked me
nevermind
also
I've checked their YouTube channel, Twitter, discord and so on
There has been A LOT
Mad lucky
If bro goes to look for a family by himself, that's just gambling in a russian roulette
🦕
is there still some working code?
What knife is good rn
true
codes*
I dont what to pic
Myself I’ve claimed like 10
i like the new one but idk maybe the glitch butfliy or the clomby karbit
but how?
Ye a spray code
idk how to slepp it
whtss the code?
🦕 🦕
please?
Hella lucky
go on prv and i iwll tell u some of the kinfes
Im jk I’ve had 0
Nvm then
?
Oh yeah @rich crow SO2NY2024 is a current working code which gives a graffiti
😂
Nicee
I'm gonna re-download standoff since it's not working
-_-
Nooo
Severs are ahh
Can you get in?
Hi
Sometimes yes sometimes no
1000000/10
Overloaded servers, that's it
Axaxaxaxax
How come am I not able to join a damn practice map tho? It doesn't make sense
Hello, is there a moderator who can help me with something?
I had trouble connecting to a game too
I waited 21 min
I waited a few minutes and then an error popped up
HI
@lusty oracle
What kind?
gold
Play match get case,or get coins buy case make profit
Sell skins
You can get normal gold for free if you start mining
they are beatifull
But there's a low chance
Lol
😭
6 am tomorrow don't miss it
Dont start man
....
Get the baseball bats ready
You are very offensiving me
😂😂😂
🙈
Sorry if you felt bad about it homie i respect everyone 😋
🧑🏿
Are servers up?
No
If that's your excuse (for this joke), then look in history for a guy with the name starting with the 8th letter of the English alphabet
Say ong
Wait is that ur real name?
🦕
Nice poop
Luis juan
What's basically
helping ppl to find the skin they want
Nice to meet you luis miguel Rodriguez juan
What does basically mean
Im max miguel rodrigo juan
😨
@outer valley there is no way that standoff 2 would have added that kawaii sticker if cs didn't have it
😭
°♪°
but its diff
The only W thing on the update is that you can see who is banned
🦉
yeah I know
Inuno is getting spam pinged 
a
twice isn't really spam pinged
Once not twice
time to go
We both know about it
@bitter hinge
Im actually looking to the wall tbh
Do you know emer
Who is emer dude
Me neither
You watch zesty zach?
Who's that
Me neither

Lololol
Are you panic from groam by chance
I'm kidding, it was a copy paste from another guy who said that

Do you remember me man It's been a while
Miss you panic!!
yo for how long have u beed playing
Do you remember emer
Me neither
🐤
AYOO
You flipping pigs
N
— 🐤
Hello no name
wt f4
What about it?
AYO
Max man max
wt f4 yall wired
Alt f4
huh
Yes they are man
fr
Aliens
yo
And ur dumb
🦦
Gloong if you were ever muted again just ask me to unmute
I’m sorry what Sema did
Nice pop
What about me
🦕
lucky
I got muted for 7 days
Damnnnn
how tf was i been here since 2019
Oh dang I didn't fully read it
All I read was something along the lines of beed meaning about being a transcendental dimensioanling superhuman being translucent and ascended iddkk
Why are you ayoing at everything
So thanks @plucky flint
idk bored
💀
- 🤓
That's right boy
Don't ya ever disrespect me again
🐧
🫴

There was a documentary about a
@bitter hinge i cant see anything u said to me on prv chat
a
@bitter hinge Tell me what u wrote him on priv chat
I'm gonna send him on priv
Yall like my pfp?
Nice pi- cow
about what
alr
So there was this kid who had access to pew pews (maybe because that wasn't a big deal in this country that I won't specify) and he has an iq of 160 and gets bored easily
And he had a sister
The had started after he got bored
longe plue
🦕
Cest le vie 🤌
WhT I'd it abt
back
Bruh I thought it was a caricature of a masculine chad head profile
Looking in the top left corner
🦕 🦕
Like I still see a sharp chin, nose, mouth, a protruding forehead, and chiseled jaw
Except for ears
worst update ever
buy them
Boo hoo 
☝️🤓

No
🦧
Nice chad head pfp looking up in the top left corner
Dude I could even sketch out what I see
🦕
No u
r
I agree
ŘrRRr RRŕ rrŔRŕrr řŕ Ŕr
I just played a game and I can’t see the results for the game in my match history???? What’s going on in the new update so many bugs so far
its overloaded
it should be all fine by tmrw
hey logen
can i get 500k
Good application to record for Android?
yo u back
Yh
u good
hey logen u own me 600k
HET
HET oMBp yK3H
why u sad
Russian
I don't think so
Otherwise you'd have people randomly dm u an invite to this server
🐓
(heard of but with a diff server)
Can't unsee now
🐡
It also looks like he has a sharp beard
Actually, maybe he has a chef hat too that's out of frame
That's covering the top of his head
He's a little bald, but he could be having some sort of dapper haircut
As well as some hair peeking through that chef hat that's covering his forehead
Looking for akr cabron with 4 dragon sticker dm if u have It
Merry Christmas 
Merry Christmas 
Ggwp the game disconnected me from an allies
And now I lose my mmr and ban for 30m
Are servers up?
Yes
I need some freinds
Go outside
XD
whats your rank in allies?
@solar pecan @keen vortex @restive briar hey guys, for those of us on iOS, we can't link our Facebook account...
Can you contact us on https://help.axlebolt.com/en ?
Ok
Who wants to play?
Skill issues
Omg
A developer
:0
I can
Silver 3
Well, at least my mac10 craft is complete
I'm back after the ban!
I got banned for "insulting the game" 🤣
@stray violet rate m9
im nab rn
Oh
Can I play with anyone
Is anyone else not able to log in with facebook?.?
Someone can explain me new rank sistem.I have a question
nothing is new
I know on competitive 5 vs 5 mode now when you are 5 vs 3,4 you are rewarded with same mmr like you was 5 vs 5
Oh yeah
Is new this
Now if you kick someone you get same mmr like 5 vs 5
Ok
Doesent matter you play 4 vs 5
So my question is
On allies
If you play 1 vs 2
You still get same mmr
Like 2 vs 2?
If someone know or tested
Answear me please
Yesn't
If u kick someone and lose badly you will lose full mmr
I mean if you kick someone and loose you still get same- mmr like 5 vs 5
You know the new sistem rank?
Tony
What?
kicking now doesn't benefit the team
since it was abused for mmr
Yes
Thats mean game
Try to say we need a team
Beacuse whit randoms game are coming to be very dificult
From now
If you have 2 bad randoms for example
And kick them
you done yea
Yeah bro
is there a promo code? what is it like?
The only promocode is SO2NY2024
(It’s a graffiti)
Insane
stickers looking sick fr fr no cap
i'm doing
he's doing
🗿
Let him doing
Sup, do you know if the servers are overloaded?
Again, do you know if the servers are overloaded?
Is the voice chat work in the new update?
yo everyone
Yo
Oh?
Lol
Or the graphics
map is so weird
Graphics is really good update
Nah you trippin
