#💬│english-chat
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@rich crow you have a message on your problem in DM, take a look over there

its been 7 years zani

i think it would be best to move on

right
Left
They dropped the best design they could possibly made
one of the devs probably said "this shi fire, let's not drop it"
Anyone play bitlife
akr nebula 😭😭😭
I was playing like 3 years ago
Do they still update it
Anyone know how to fix server issue?
The crypto update made me zillionaire
Get better internet
Imagine that irl
Nahh bro my net if fire, they messed it up
I can't even matchmaking
Support team isn't replying, goddammit!
I play in europe server, but too much ping
Hi
Around 26~28 i heard rumour
Oh
Thanks!!
Yeah global ig
Not sure
But the updates are late af in this game
Bruh that sucks
Once left the game for this
Anyone has zone 9 charm
New awm new minigun
U can't play haha with ur team
iPhone, su**, they purposely slow it down
That's annoying
Yess fr can't wait to run and troll with that
When a new iphone release, they slow down older models by update
Keep an Android to play scrims as that has money
Ahhh the good old days lmao am tearing up
Hahaahahahabababbabbabababababababababaa minigun peek in door sandostone
That phone is meant to break after few days 😭
standoff dont do giveaways??
Imagine unlimited ammo damnn
Peaceful and also not rage
100 maybe
Ik am just saying
i was silver
That must have hurt u
New update no cheater's
Cheaters will be there
Coz the ban mechanism is weird
💀💀
😂now bro tryna flex his girl
Bro android player can unband them selfs
He lol exposed
💀
Bro if my gf its better than me i smash my phone 999 piece
If mine is better imma grind both at night rank and other uk
Usual girl issue been there
How
My friend do that he is legend rank
They need to fix matchmaking
What is the process
Exactly dude like a gold team v/s bronze or silver it's bad
Well the game is not popular there ig
morning
I was at gold 1 and opponent team had 2 master and a legend player 💀
I was gold 3 other team its master guees the results
I don't remember
Uff that match must be an exercise
0-10
Ez 10/2
So close 1-10
Hahaha damn
We only won both pistol rounds
Uffff sizeeeee
Lmao
😭😭😭😭bro
Most of legend player are iPad users
I miss my prime in old standoff
Whit boost haven't heard of that

Had one nope not doing that again for now
Owh
U won't be able to
Forget it
U r trapped
Haha its just the way of saying obviously
Pc vs phone its ilegal
But u can call her to come over and rank push
I wanna try on pc tho blue stacks good?
Pc its so easy bro
Hope so this Christmas update would be btr than previous one
Ig it should be else am reporting them haha
Bro it's "with" not "whit"
Atp my brain auto correct this
I mean he can spell half then not full world
Fingers *
😭u type with fingers
This is accurate
Obama's on the train
Haha
Yo is that just pass or New season?
I hate Obama but I'm not racist or anything
New season ig
What is obamas last name?
Lol he is just some unknown character
Google it , this is discord
Bin Laden?
Thats a meme
monkey banana eater
💀💀💀chill
hellcat people
Just update w/ bp and new / renew gamemodes
Alr chill out bro😭😭😭😭
im not saying anything wrong
Ohh i see i see
I'm chilling
Anyways we def needed new game modes
In trailer will write 7 season or smth
it just a aninal🙉
But I am 😼
im 18 yo so
Fr?
?
Oh nah
if i use bug to get 2022 medal, i get unban ever?
We getting ak this year then
go in picture ill send a pic of my car😂
Idk
This Christmas tress will be decorated with blood then
Meow meow
Knock knock
Is so2 ded yet?
Meow meow n
Hos there
Idk
Ded
Come again in 2024
So when will the update drop tho
It's an fps game dude what u expect mortal Kombat thing u won't get
Ig itll be between 21-23
Around 26~28 heard rumours
Keep smoking ever thing will drop
@rich crow what you laughin abt monkey🙉😮💨
Should I sell everything I own now in so2?
Naaah what Christmas is on 25 i dont think they aint gonna drop it until Christmas
New awp looks goofy
show your car then 💀
I mean if we get before that's a good Christmas gift tho
Ayooo that pfp is mad
it my first car 10k$ car
Yup
Lmao
Not gonna lie that's a cheap car
Blud my first was 4k
Which one?
poor monkey that live in the hoid
Wdym witch one
hood
Bro if you got money then by nitro
Which car did you get?
im rarely on discord i dont even know what is nitro
Daamm
Nice
Not nice it was a junk
So you rarely use discord to call people monkey?
yes
Fair your choice
Got a new or still using that one?
@simple granite pls unban adoptmegworl2222 /MOON
Rn I have no car nighter license
I never had a license
What did you do man
I'm 16
I just had a car cuz I needed it for a job
have a licence but got nothing to drive
And theoretically I had a license but not really
You are my natural enemy I don't like you
Gas
I can relate
I'd be grateful to just have a car
No environment over here boiiii
I don't like petrol smell
patrol smells good
I do to
gotta save money somehow
Eew
I am proud to have never even touched a cigarette vape or drugs
never actually get high with it
No eew if you give a child some petrol to smell they don't have vomiting problems while traveling
I didn't know that ty
would argue being addicted to cigarettes is better than alcohol
Oh yeah
Way better
not saying smoking is good either but you know
Yea my mom gave me some petrol to smell and I never had any traveling problems
Ive also seen it numerous times
Idk, I am currently addicted to you 🥴
And its way worse
you can just wake up and you killed a family of 5 on your way back home
nah what im saying is that you lose your conscious if you're drunk
it would be more justified if you have conscious over your actions
You've got a point but should I sell everything I have in so2
wouldn't benefit either way
Wfym latest ones
idk
it wont be for years
But i dont think there s gonna be any discontinued cases tbf
I would prefer buying smth that is older
Furious is the only one that's worth investing if you want to get a head start
i bought 5 just incase
it's a small profit, but ill take any amount of profit i guess
nah
I wait the update=))
if anything, the lines is Rivals and later discontinued cases
except probably Fable
no, but i would assume it's going to be hella boosted
cause it's a pretty popular collection
which i doubt they would discontinue anytime soon
they have been dodging it too many times
so they know what they're up to
cause they also don't want to inflate the market
The values will drop after the update
i actually predicted this, cause there is no way they are removing it just like that
the underground trading scene can boost any skins of their choice
no matter what
K
just look at the market right now, how many Skins and Stickers that just suddenly become expensive in a day within this season
We got The Origin Case, All of the arcane Traveller's sticker, the S4 and S5 Arcane stickers, the Furious Karambit, and quite a few more
these are boosted by them
manipulated the price
Please boost ghost lamp sticker
yes
check the price
Anything that has Good appearance, High in rarity, Limited and Low Supplies with semi active market activities
these are potential to be boosted
Hello, can you give me a promotional code if you know it?
Is my nick
thx
thanks
3x titan holo
oh yeah they recently Boosted the M9 dg too
from 26k to 33k
true
it's only superior to m9
I don't really like it on other knives
yeah i gotta stop feeding my fish a block of spam now
yea i gotta stop feeding my dragon with glass shards
Tanto retro vs kukri digital
How much does the polar clarity sticker goes for now ?
Alslam alaykm
I have a rare fang pattern
i don't recommend kukri but i dont recommend Tanto retro either
There is Full Aqua pattern 551 on Fang
Call me in private and I'll send you a print
Coz winter collections price always up in future
and Full Blue 007 on Stiletto tie dye
im honestly tired of these patterned skins
they gotta stop producing it too much
I didn't see that there was this chat
Ksksksks
chill a bit
NO but im mad they cancelled the AK Nebula bro
its so good
Karambit nebula is the only good patterned knife for now
Stiletto tye die have a decent pattern
i have quite a clean one
That's true
Any ak new skins?
yeah man, a gloves would be better
But I hate the new skin
Hopefully next season
i hope they have the gloves on wheel maybe
Yea
Next year
We'll be getting Christmas update first
when new drip 
Rocking the shatter glove 🥶

Man, I really hope M9 for this Christmas update won't be disappointing
We need a new blue M9
Maybe something like sapphire blue
Retro wave
I know you're in a tight budget but that shi ugly af
Just buy any gloves from subject x it literally have the most beautiful cheap gloves for now
Exactly

Just this week left of school and then it’s Christmas holidays
Literally the name of the other green glove
Welcome back
I sold all my so2 skins because I quit the game
Someone from Czech Republic if I remember right
He probably was active here before u joined
4 years ago I was in the “haha discord troll funny im edgelord” age (I was 13)
You are 17 now
Very noob
Yes
U still in the discord troll phase😔
Average Czech citizen😔
I understand lol
Hey guys
How do I get skin
It's very hard to get
Any tips ??
Maan
You told my heart word
Legend one
when's frost chaos gonna release
Pay money into the game. Or get 100 credits, buy a box and open it
Brought two
Didn't get luck
Np
Kind of motion sensor
No
It is in control menu in setting
It is very easy to play with gyro
Kind of
Haha
If you adept to use it you are gonna be pro AS hell
My phone doesn't support it
It is very good though
I have played in pubg
Yu must try
Setting
Go in control
I forget the name
It is for changing the button place
Yeah
Gyro scope
Enable it
First go in training
See if it matches with your hand controlling
Man
Im only 8
You are way better than me
It is very hard to grind level
We can be friend
I'm gonna give you my id
can you guys play competitive?
good afternoon
Hi bannen lord
Same to you man
hi

banana
Is there any standoff code?
idk
A giant part of this community is on emulator ive noticed.
Nope

k ty


high rank
good and you?
Ye, in my memory this first snow village
anybody have a five finger tablet setup
Ye
could you show please?
Dm
Hey. Does so2 have any tournaments non pros can play?
ik just for Russians people
Only for russian? why can't others play?
idk more
Wdym
Can i play in tyhem?
No
Heloo
You have to be pro player
You have to join a clan
That has played in minor
And qualified to mayor
damn ok
I doubt any clan in the mayor is recruiting
Heloo ,play allies ? Best rank sv4 400 houre ?
Its game for Russians community and all official major or anything more for Russians people
There is just one official tournament, you can see that on #🏆│tournaments
400 house😅😅
There was a Brazilian clan that played in the mayor
You can be a clan from anywhere
Gg
Hi guis

BTW, I think I when someone is qualified for the mayor, they have to go to russia
Or something
to lan
In a building
okay cool
I think the mayor
For what
If everyone is pro, who will win
The proest of the pros
🤓 👆
Who better play
And W team tho
nobody knows
Fr

bro where is the help and support?
Tell to a helper to give u the link
here -> https://help.standoff2.com/en/
There
thanx


Malware spotted
Sema and Turan always there to help
ik

Its a better investment to buy furious after the update the prices will drop

If in previous season i have master can i get role master?
whatsup guys
It has to be your current rank.
I am good too
I learned Deutsch (kind of)
Especially curse words
average turk
Can you report a guy if he lets himself win?
nah it has to be in this current season in order to get the role
I mean it's allies and the guy is on my team and he lets the other team win and on the other team he has a friend
please, try to report him here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/
Thank you @teal dome
Are they removing sharp box?
caught a hacker in duel
"oh no, anyways"
still won even though he had god mode
l guess no
You seem to not understand what god mode means
he was turning it on and off

nope
i killed him with the akr and the round wasnt over
nope
damn
You sure hou didn't have bad aim and thought "this guy gotta have 1000 hp"
i play on france server
Is France server active now for compi?
my aim is trash, yes but i still won
idk
sure
I was asking @queen hemlock in the chat here because he's active here
i just gotta check if my phone got the battery tho
All good
you need to chat about 1v1 here -> #1044085342308941944

yk its fine for them to talk about that topic in here 
I understood that, but it was just one question, skipping the part where i have to tag bro in another channel
Also whats my nickname
whats ur id?
One sec lemme see
Agreed there
Your name was deemed inappropriate so we changed it to that
oh i see
(I didn’t change it)
Is Alin good?
I love my sauber c9 😩😩😩😩
ok
Ye
Anyone here playing since 2018
German engineering 😩😩😩
i think i started playing during the end of 2018
Ig me 
but that was pretty rarely and only 2v1's with my cousin
Is there any way to check

aint nobody got time for dat
Yes
@narrow briar can i get the id?
C9 good race car
done
Since 2017!

Yo
Female chest

Good?
My favorite thing is CP (club penguin) in this life
Rgs: valorant femboys team or something idk
FOSAA: future of society and art organization
For mine it’s Rise Grind Stink, a clan name from a bunch of my friends and myself made
We’re just a bunch of idiots making random videos of just saying out of pocket stuff
Are we friends
at this point idk
Me either
He’s just there for me
yea ig
So true
Fosaa better
Perish, femboy.
Because they play valorant
Thanks
No
I'll keep in mind you can take stuff serious
So its just irony
Uh oh you shouldn't edit that message

Go on
A yeti charm
real
Hewwo
Ello
Nice hewwoing
Wosie wishes to get a stuffie for Christmas
How’s ur day been?
I mean when does a dad joke become a dad joke really?
That’s good^^
when dad meets dad
Apparently
that’s a good one
I’ve got a rlly rlly bad joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why
@narrow briar careful bypassing filter
Regret envelops me as i got some 0.07 skin from it
Idk, ask the chicken
Who will help me rank up my allies?
You will get muted for that
Theres a filter?
0/10 calibration
:((
Yea
Yeah
I’ve got an even worse joke
You can't curse others
g i just joined i didn't know
The whole list is unknown
Uh oh
You should read #📖│server-rules first
What’s the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
It’s fine, I’m just saying it as a warning
What is it
Id?
A mosquito can fly, but a fly can’t mosquito
I assume i broke the rules if i get banned, until then i just freeride it
Imagine if we exposed these innocent minds to the full blacklist... Horrifying!
Assuming myself as innocent spoken
I was owner of an anarchy server of 2k members
Until i wasn't
Some 2 months ago
The server's still there but now its trash full of rules neckbeard mods useless channels and dumb people
I had to transfer ownership cause medical problems and nos the owner refuses to return
Don't advertise that here.
Whats the perk of having a clan
Show me (real)
That’s sad
Is that server still alive
Yeah
But it’s mainly that the person betrayed u
Guess who is unmuted:))
Sith
How do i report hacker in DC If can?
You can't report in discord


yes
Like cant even play
Who wannaplay?
No one cant play i think
Or only me
Like im joining and cant play
The screen is freezing on mode-choose screen
try again
Idk
The new update is coming
When the update is coming the game is starting glitchinf
it can be
Why is the game so laggy recently im teleporting
Happened with you guys
Or its only me
we were just talking about that
Like a network problem?
I get 250 ping even with my mobile data
cuz ur not the only one
exactly
Oh got it well let them fix it i dont wanna get insulted while playing xd
😂
I wanna see it 
just dont do that :F
just play on phone
there is exclusive app

Probably doesn't exist in Morocco
yh


i bought my ipad for 850€
i bought mine for 550 and now its broken
👍
XD
ajajaja
i bought an ipad pro 11 inch with (120hz one) for 450 euro
hahahhaha
oh yh i forgot to asks sm @silk kraken why can i only report once
3 years ago
i got cheater but i cant report again
wdym
bc i had report submitted
u can report 5 cheaters on the same ticket
also buying an ipad to play so2 if you dont have a good pc is the worst financial decision ever
apple products mostly retain their price in my country, so unless it's a really old device, its price won't be much cheaper
then i report again bc next game
well thats an L
no
what i mean is
i have a ticket
and cant make another one
just report all on the same ticket
if i report cheaters

i cant edit the ticket can i
i reported like 6 on the same ticket XD
i report in icognito
if it stills open u can
if they closed the ticket u need to wait
XAXAX
im reporting on icgnito tab
Or use other browser
because a lot of users don't understand how support works, and think because they didn't get a quick response, they should continue to make more conversations until they do
you can use a secondary browser application and clear its data after making each conversation
yh im using icognito tab
Same goes here but they make them ~30 dollar more expensive every month
Nice flood
3 hrs
how is it flood
bro has 4280 points 😭
no kills but everyone died twice b4 surrender
@sour star He's still not banned? 
needa report
Ez 70 mmr back 
i kinda wanna keep low mmr
farm fast b4 cancel
ngl
thing is
the ppl that get boosted dont get perma ban
I saw a guy He got until Master boostet and he still not get banned
Also from Support

its me

yh
Please do 🙏🏿
i love noobs cheyting and giving me -mmr
Did update come out already?
When It comes ?
Hi, guys
I have both
thats for android
from?👀
I dont remember rn but ik u played in eu scene sometimes
👀👀👀👀
when did i ever get that good
👀
Ik It
das crazy
U know apex i supose
sm1 actually nows a big nabbie
🤨
i only played ranked w apex
👀
Boo hoo 😢
Emoji still alive?
Yes bro have some respect for James-sama
He is currently top 7 in the world
In standoff 2
He qas once top 1 for 3 months
Was
🤯
K
How lucky I am
@sour star im james's big fan
James n°1
Stop always being here
who?
What did i say
oh
Yes. Because im still fat
No
Yo guys what karambit should i buy
Do the devs do anything to combat hackers?
They Drinking Café with the cheaters
Ig
Rip
who knows
Bro i want Weight 100-105kg
I want 40kg
No
Very Low



so excited of trailer




