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[hollow inlet]

Bro can u say which server

And do u have gold

And can I have gun skin

Or any knife skin

[lusty remnant]

copy this

59460536

dude i dont even have epic right now

[lusty remnant]

my player id

[hollow inlet]

196811859

Which server are u

Say that

[lusty remnant]

@hollow inlet copy the number and paste it in find friends

[olive bloom]

Are we reallly not getting a holiday patch

[hollow inlet]

Idk

[lusty remnant]

singapore

[hollow inlet]

But can i have a gun skin bro

[olive bloom]

sure man anything under 50g

[hollow inlet]

I don't have that much

[hollow inlet]

Bro I kept see

[fast ferry]

frosty chaos BP update vid on YT rn

fr fr

[hollow inlet]

Really

[olive bloom]

i got an ad this morning on a YT video

and it was a christmas theme

for SO

so i was wondering

[queen hemlock]

yo its started

[olive bloom]

oh

bet

my man almost committed murder over a snowball fight

[queen hemlock]

lol

[lusty remnant]

@hollow inlet add me already

59460536

[queen hemlock]

is that a new gun i see?

[hollow inlet]

Yes

Bro it's damn cool to see the new update

But when it is releasing

[round olive]

New game mode

[lusty remnant]

i added friend you ,ets 1v1

@hollow inlet

[gentle apex]

Well atleast that gamemode is back

[sick crater]

there’s gonna be new tec-9 p350 sniper and m60 also new fang knife

[hollow inlet]

One min bro

[queen hemlock]

poggers

[hollow inlet]

Bro when it is releasing

[gentle apex]

I think I saw a P350 too

[smoky tulip]

there is no new weapon it's just skins

[lusty remnant]

what was the gamemode

[gentle apex]

Also new charm and maybe a new collection

[fading cloud]

New update after 3 days

[hollow inlet]

Bro when it is releasing

[gentle apex]

The one from 2020 was it?

[queen hemlock]

then what did the dude with the candy canes pull out?

[sick crater]

ye

[smoky tulip]

6*

[lusty remnant]

sniper duel???

[hollow inlet]

Bro when it is releasing

[lusty remnant]

no way its back?

[fading cloud]

Minigun and double ice berreta

[cosmic helm]

All old modes

[hollow inlet]

Bruh

[lusty remnant]

sheesh im excited

[fading cloud]

New awm skin frosty

[lusty remnant]

this bring back memories

[queen hemlock]

insert that one peter griffin meme

[hollow inlet]

Bro cm we play

[fading cloud]

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[shy stratus]

Hey

[lusty remnant]

@hollow inlet 1v1 tdm

[smoky tulip]

that's how it was last time too

[gentle apex]

No the Christmas one

[shy stratus]

Does anyone know when the next update is?

[pale whale]

Aw this update... And I still can't update the game! It's delete in my country

[shy stratus]

This update looks decent

[fading cloud]

Leave that shi* country

[gentle apex]

Why?

[pale whale]

Idk

[exotic quartz]

waiting for an update already, anyone else?

[vapid briar]

Are we gonna talk about how the mini gun missed everyone

💀

[shy stratus]

I do lol

[pale whale]

I just can't find this on my country

[sharp oriole]

Anyone know when the update will come out?

[sick crater]

i remember the cane has the same animation as tanto

[sick crater]

it’s for the gamemode

[shy stratus]

😂😂😂 frfr

[fading cloud]

No, its like beyonet

[vapid briar]

Look at the drivers Gloves

[fading cloud]

I remember 2019

[queen hemlock]

wasnt there for last year

[gentle apex]

I can already imagine the rage from the missions of that gamemode

[shy stratus]

Im gonna waste so much money 😭

[exotic quartz]

does anyone know a good promo code for standoff?

[smoky tulip]

yes, it was last year too

[queen hemlock]

alr

[fading cloud]

Getajob2023

[shy stratus]

Bruh

[queen hemlock]

LUL

[stray iron]

When update comes ?

[queen hemlock]

6 days

i think

[shy stratus]

Nice, can't wait

[smoky tulip]

26.12.2023

or

23.12.2023

[stray iron]

Bruh

[gentle apex]

The decoration of village map is beautiful

[queen hemlock]

there is a update out?

[smoky tulip]

yea

[shy stratus]

Give me your id, and get in a call with me, I'll give you 100G hope that will make you happy

[fading cloud]

Bruh

[gentle apex]

Not right now

[smoky tulip]

no

[shy stratus]

Maybe 200 🤷🏻‍♂️

[queen hemlock]

thought there would be to decorate the maps

[queen hemlock]

mr beat

whara u gettin this mony

[sweet axle]

Hi chat

[queen hemlock]

yo

[shy stratus]

Frim my job lol

[sweet axle]

Gimme the gold

[fading cloud]

bruh ur job lucky

[shy stratus]

Nahh he asked first so he can get it

[fading cloud]

I am jobless and finding job

[queen hemlock]

nice

[sour star]

judging by trailer we getting 2019 winter pistole

pistols

[shy stratus]

I'm for real bro

[queen hemlock]

what about me

[sweet axle]

Can i have too pls

[sour star]

new skins that are mid

[fading cloud]

@shy stratus check dm

[sweet axle]

Im kinda broke

[sour star]

and fun modes

[shy stratus]

Kk

[sour star]

that arent really new

[fading cloud]

New candy cane knife

[sweet axle]

@shy stratus can i have some too my skins are bad

[queen hemlock]

i would buy myself but my dad wont get me

[buoyant glen]

Me?😔

[fading cloud]

They ripped most things from old updates

[sour star]

thats event only

[sour star]

there wasnt anything new

[queen hemlock]

and i dont have my own credit card

[sour star]

new fang looks so L bro

SO bad

[sweet axle]

Too right

[pale dagger]

The game will be dead soon if they don't fix the servers

[sweet axle]

Britney left

[willow abyss]

woohoo new update yesir

[queen prairie]

New update?

[sweet axle]

WHAN

Where update

[willow abyss]

isnt that the video from the announemnent?

[proper gyro]

literally not yet

[willow abyss]

oh..

[sweet axle]

:((

[proper gyro]

it's a teaser trailer

not an announcement video

smh

[willow abyss]

oke

[sweet axle]

@proper gyro wanna do 2v2's

[sour star]

all skins except for m16 look good ngl

i meant it

other way around

only m16 look good

[sweet axle]

The best skin of all time iz the akr treasure hunter

[sour star]

nah

overrated by poor ppl

no pun intended

[proper gyro]

ong

[sour star]

but when u get enough money/gold

[proper gyro]

it looks good

[sour star]

youll know which skins truly suck and r good

[buoyant glen]

😔

[proper gyro]

but it's not the best

[vagrant ivy]

bruh

[flint crescent]

same machine gun same dual pistols lmao

[vagrant ivy]

the trailer was meh

[sweet axle]

Yeh it costs 5k gold

[sweet axle]

Trailer is shit

[queen hemlock]

i like akr nano

[vagrant ivy]

and the skins revealed were 🤮

[sweet axle]

Bro get out

[sour star]

old update

[proper gyro]

y'all really expecting smth good

[buoyant glen]

I think we have new case

[queen hemlock]

im broke

[sour star]

+skins L except m16

[proper gyro]

im just after what the m9 looks like this year

[queen hemlock]

i dont got a job like yall

[proper gyro]

🐔

[sour star]

last year wasnt that bad

[buoyant glen]

Same

[queen hemlock]

im lucky i got dat skin

[sour star]

no m9

[sweet axle]

Isnt a guys givin u 200g?

[proper gyro]

eh

[sour star]

last year we had alr

[vagrant ivy]

released 17 mins ago 💀

[proper gyro]

we have m9

[queen hemlock]

no some other guy, not me

[proper gyro]

it's confirmed

nab

[sour star]

vk?

[proper gyro]

so did 2022

22 and 23 had m9s

[sour star]

which

[proper gyro]

what you on about

21 even

[sour star]

oh

kumo

[proper gyro]

frozen, kumo, db

[sour star]

yh

lets see then

[hollow inlet]

When is the update coming

[sour star]

i hope they add stilletto

i like stillettos

[hallow locust]

Update today allready or?

[vagrant ivy]

the first half of 2023 was good

[smoky tulip]

no

[proper gyro]

looks shi on the ad@sour star

[vagrant ivy]

2nd half is where they just let go of the quality

[hallow locust]

Oke

[sour star]

wym

[proper gyro]

possibly a pattern m9

ew

[hollow inlet]

And @everyone can anyone give me gun skin under .8g pls

[buoyant glen]

@fading cloud you got it?

[queen hemlock]

BRO

[vagrant ivy]

perhaps something bigger and better coming next year with the anniversary and new season

[sour star]

:nooo2

[queen hemlock]

wat da hailll

[hollow inlet]

Pls

[proper gyro]

not even green

cringe!

im not selling my inv for it

[hallow locust]

Some good combo for 3k gold knife and gloves

[rough quiver]

Why should we?

[hollow inlet]

Heyy anyone listening to me

[hollow inlet]

Pls bro

[queen hemlock]

ive got like 1.5g what can i give u

[proper gyro]

mortal veil + poison/malachite

[rough quiver]

Give a good reason why

[hallow locust]

Bro stop begg

[fading cloud]

Lol

[buoyant glen]

Fang haunt and gloves

[hollow inlet]

Hmm like knife

[queen hemlock]

😂 funny one

[hallow locust]

Bro💀

[hollow inlet]

Bro i am Indian and I am new

[queen hemlock]

im pakistani

[hallow locust]

And?

[proper gyro]

not a good reason

very generic

there's a billion of you

[fading cloud]

Wait till new update

Market will down again

[rough quiver]

There are a lot of india and they new also . Not enough reason

[hollow inlet]

Hmmwhy

[fading cloud]

If u want to sell, sell now

[queen hemlock]

im running that default knife

[hollow inlet]

Ok can u hear a joke

[rough quiver]

Sure

[queen hemlock]

wdym?

[proper gyro]

not interested

[hollow inlet]

Ok listen

[vagrant ivy]

is pubg losing player base or what

[fading cloud]

Price will be lower

[hallow locust]

True

[queen hemlock]

alr

[rough quiver]

Im reading

[sour star]

in m9?

[proper gyro]

depends if we'll have a spin

[hollow inlet]

Do u know why someone called a joker

[proper gyro]

joke and m9

[buoyant glen]

Im from iran i have better reason

[rough quiver]

Keep going

[void sleet]

Im from palestine i have better reason

[sour star]

if m9 patterned we need emeralds

and rubys

[hollow inlet]

Bcoz they are a joke thats why

[proper gyro]

doesn't look like one if you ask me

[rough quiver]

Lie

[hollow inlet]

And there life is also joke

[rough quiver]

💀

[sour star]

wont

[hallow locust]

What is best mod for grinding xp (no compet and allies) im in 70% of veterán Bronze and i want silver

[void sleet]

Allahu Ekber

[queen hemlock]

can i get dragon glass deagle im a Nigerian prince who is going broke

[hollow inlet]

How is it

[rough quiver]

💀

[sour star]

u said u was pakistani 2 mins ago

[hollow inlet]

Pls give me a knife

[queen hemlock]

it was so funny that bro died

[hollow inlet]

Lol

[buoyant glen]

100889939

My id

[queen hemlock]

yes but im a nigerian prince

[rough quiver]

From .8 G u gone to knife that quickly

[void sleet]

No way you are serious

[hollow inlet]

Yea i am bro

Ok

[hallow locust]

Shush bro u are anoing af

[hollow inlet]

Ok

[proper gyro]

seems like most of the skins is based on aurora borealis

[queen hemlock]

what is happening

[proper gyro]

cyan green ish

[queen hemlock]

this has gone from a 0 to a 10 pretty quickly

[sour star]

????

[rough quiver]

They ask for G but never say a good reason.

[proper gyro]

predominantly blue and cyan tho

[sour star]

never heard of such a skins

skin

[hallow locust]

Fr

[sour star]

im dying of cancer

[proper gyro]

ill show ad with m9

[void sleet]

I wanna g im Kosova guy and we dont have money to buy golds

[proper gyro]

in dms

[sour star]

and i need gold for knife

[hollow inlet]

I sent u

[void sleet]

Serbia steal everything

[hallow locust]

I need gold too but i will buy it by my self

[rough quiver]

Wanna hold my hand 😒🙃

[buoyant glen]

So give me knife lol

[queen hemlock]

im sorry, WHAT?

[sour star]

@proper gyro das blue and red

[hollow inlet]

Huh

[dense thistle]

Hello

[sour star]

patterned

[proper gyro]

ye

[sour star]

another day another L of axlebolt

[hollow inlet]

Chat pls help me to get some thing I am youtuber and I need to make a video

[proper gyro]

told why im not interested

[rough quiver]

Im Albania guy and u lying. 100 G in Kosova is same as buying a coffee in the morning 😂😂😂😂😂

[rich crow]

His good trailer, but what is the date he appare?

[proper gyro]

not green

[ebon canopy]

I need a clan

[queen hemlock]

yo, watch some guy beg for knife lol

[dense thistle]

You are a mod but not a mod so are you a mod?

[queen hemlock]

yes but actually no

[hollow inlet]

Bro this is rude

[proper gyro]

nuh uh

[queen hemlock]

im sorry but we need to be real rn

[void sleet]

I will rather take coffee and water

[dense thistle]

So basically yes but no

[hollow inlet]

Bro pls i don't have frnds in game

And in rela life

[proper gyro]

we know why

[hollow inlet]

Tho

[forest trail]

Will rework zone 9 in next year

[queen hemlock]

there is too much going on rn and u are asking for a knife

[hollow inlet]

Why

[rough quiver]

U proved my point 😂

[queen hemlock]

[proper gyro]

being insufferable isn't a good first impression

[hollow inlet]

Idk what's going

[dense thistle]

Bro I have been playing this game from day 1 and trust me you don't get a knife

[hallow locust]

Bcs u are 🤖

[hollow inlet]

Bro what should I do I am a begger in game

I don't have any gold to buy some thing

[queen hemlock]

stop begging and try some tricks to get more gold

[void sleet]

Skin is no skill

[hollow inlet]

I dint understand

[hollow inlet]

I know but it will look so cool

[hallow locust]

Yea this is why are You misstake of your family

[queen hemlock]

im just mass buying skins which are cheap and reselling

[void sleet]

I play 3 years and dont have any skin more cost than 10g

[queen hemlock]

its working for me

[hollow inlet]

Bro don't go to family

[dense thistle]

I saw someone in my game get a nameless skin 😭😭, why not me God why not me

[queen hemlock]

i was in a game with a hacker and i won

[hallow locust]

Im not your bro man

Lol

[forest trail]

Cuz they luckier than u

[rough quiver]

Rank?

[hollow inlet]

Ok

[void sleet]

Silver

[hollow inlet]

But don't go to my family

[dense thistle]

😭

[buoyant glen]

No actually

[hollow inlet]

Nah I am 14 yrs old

[buoyant glen]

🔥🔥🔥

[rough quiver]

3 years playing and still silver 💀

[queen hemlock]

so am i

[sour star]

love watching discord people argue 🗣️🔥

[queen hemlock]

im unranked lol

[dense thistle]

No wonder you came here

[void sleet]

With breaks

[queen hemlock]

but thats cause i quit playing a while back

[forest trail]

Around 6 years of playing and gold 2

[hallow locust]

Im playing about year and i spend like 60 euro allready :/

[hollow inlet]

Yo pls don't be so rude to others pls they hurt

[buoyant glen]

If he had money
Dont bag for gold

[rough quiver]

Than dont say 3 years .

[hollow inlet]

Yah

[rough quiver]

Nice

[hollow inlet]

Yo I am a Indian

[dense thistle]

[hallow locust]

But i Gamble a lot with this Halloween spin :/

[sour star]

@hollow inlet if ur ytber u should have yt money

[dense thistle]

Us bro us

[hollow inlet]

Bro startup cahnnel

[hallow locust]

Hahah

[queen hemlock]

skill issue

[forest trail]

NY spin will and this so bad

[hollow inlet]

Yea ik

[hallow locust]

Im youtuber to but my views is like 10 💀

[dense thistle]

I spent about 140 sometimes what ever amount you need for 3 spin

[sour star]

i get 10-170

[hallow locust]

I spin like 5x

[hollow inlet]

Bro i am not rich in real life I am middle class

[hallow locust]

Thats nice my peak was 12 lol

[hallow locust]

Same here man

[dense thistle]

I did 3 only because I was trying to get the 2 free cases

[forest trail]

4. donate

[dense thistle]

And try out my luck which was hella bad

[hallow locust]

Yea me too but i was greedy and spent more :/

[hollow inlet]

Then how u are spending money

[dense thistle]

Lol got anything good?

[hallow locust]

Job lol

[forest trail]

1, 2 ways are impossible tho

[hollow inlet]

Oh I am tennage

[hallow locust]

Nah 💀

[dense thistle]

Lol same

[hallow locust]

Same im 17 bro

[hollow inlet]

Ok me 14

[dense thistle]

Us moment us

[rich crow]

me too

[hollow inlet]

Yo

[hollow inlet]

Nice to meet u

[forest trail]

Ye, but chance win / get anything is low

[hallow locust]

But now i have like 400g inv

[hollow inlet]

Bro 14 yrs child cannot do job

[dense thistle]

Wth how

[hollow inlet]

In india

[hallow locust]

Dont ask me :/ its embarrassing 💀

[dense thistle]

My editing is lit not gonna lie

[forest trail]

Third way is better when new box out and common cost around gold

Uncommons*

[dense thistle]

Nah uh you tell me

[buoyant glen]

You have job?

[hallow locust]

Same but only my videos hah

[buoyant glen]

Like w**d?

[rich crow]

👍👍👍

[forest trail]

Yes, for 4-6 months u can get like 10k+ coins if u play often

[buoyant glen]

Lol

[dense thistle]

I make some edits and maybe sometime do editing for my friend yt

[main helm]

....

[hallow locust]

I have second acc and in Halloween event I spend like 1k gold on cases and spins but I return to my old acc and I have only 450g

[shy vortex]

Is there a way to trade a knife for a knife

[hallow locust]

Nice gl with views and subs

[dense thistle]

Dammm

[hallow locust]

Yea:/

[shy vortex]

Cuz I kinda regret getting scorpion winter fun

[buoyant glen]

In my country i have money but i cant buy because my country is in boycott

[forest trail]

If arent u can get boxes for this month when new box will out

Around 10-20

[buoyant glen]

😔

[dense thistle]

I'm a hard crack gambler, if I didn't gamble I would have like 2 knife and 1 glove worth of gold

[hallow locust]

If u want see my inv I will send u in dm but it’s not good

[fading cloud]

Yo

[forest trail]

I sometimes get skins from mm for 1-2 gold

[fading cloud]

My fav song is

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[forest trail]

It will in next year

[dense thistle]

No more

[forest trail]

Both

[fading cloud]

U indian

?

[shy vortex]

Someone buy my scorpion knife for 749

[hallow locust]

Ehmmm I have like 6 knifes and 1 gloves allready in 1 year

[dense thistle]

Yea why you ask?

[shy vortex]

[fading cloud]

Coz india like to gamble

[dense thistle]

I would like to order a knife please

[fading cloud]

In 1xbat

I like the advertisement music

@dense thistle do u have that

[hallow locust]

I was trying the method of putting item for like 500 gold (like some legendary worth 15g) but nothing hah

[forest trail]

The 5th way is pass bp and selling ur skin from bp and u get coins / boxes / skins / stickers / charm

[shy vortex]

A

[dense thistle]

I don't understand bro

[hallow locust]

Oh sorry I had 💀😅

[fading cloud]

They have advertisement during cricket match

[dense thistle]

How much did you spend on this game yet?

[fading cloud]

1XBAT

Not bet

[hallow locust]

60 euro

[buoyant glen]

You got golds?

[buoyant glen]

Dam

[dense thistle]

How much gold is that?

[hallow locust]

Ooh idk now

[buoyant glen]

6k i think

[forest trail]

And u can get gold w/ trading if u know method

[dense thistle]

What you trying to say man advertisement where?

[hallow locust]

@dense thistle like 4k or something like that

[dense thistle]

"Bonk" Mine now

[forest trail]

Buy guns for low w/ stickers and sell w/ profit

[hallow locust]

😂

[fading cloud]

@shy stratus yo

[hallow locust]

Nvm guys I’m going to grind lvls in defuse

[shy stratus]

Yeah?

[fading cloud]

Gimme me 69 golds anyone?

[hollow inlet]

Yo me back

[hallow locust]

Okey u can leave again 💀

[fading cloud]

Thanks for the gold man

[dense thistle]

I got 60 trillion power on this random mobile game you are mine now

[shy stratus]

Put something for 100

[fading cloud]

Ok

[hallow locust]

I have 70 trillion hah

[fading cloud]

The pattern urid is

163

I putting for 100

Make sure to check my pfp

[neat ferry]

Promocode?

[dense thistle]

Dammmm me mere peasant

Nooooo

[neat ferry]

Wow

[hollow inlet]

bro why

u rude on me

[hallow locust]

Nvm bro I’m going to play some defuse

[hallow locust]

Yea and ?

[dense thistle]

Byee

[hallow locust]

Bye

[buoyant glen]

😔me😔

[shy stratus]

Send me a screenshot of the gun you placed on marketplace

[fading cloud]

Ok wait

[stray iron]

Then 1 week for the new update?

[hollow inlet]

bro pls be frndly

[fading cloud]

I send in dm or here?

[dense thistle]

I know a YouTube who does give away but I'm not going to tell

[shy stratus]

Dm

[hallow locust]

I’m friendly to normal people but I’m not to beggers

[fading cloud]

But ur china

[hallow locust]

I’m not from china lol

[buoyant glen]

Bro dont do that

He just kid

[dense thistle]

You are mean
Do it again please

[dense thistle]

It's a meme ok

[cedar yew]

YOOO

[hallow locust]

Okey sorry then

[buoyant glen]

👍👍

🔥

[cedar yew]

The trailer is out for winter update

:>

[void bronze]

trailer is goofy

in a good way

[hallow locust]

Nvm I’m leaving finally hah bye guys

[shy stratus]

Check dm

[bronze grove]

Can you reset your wifi and try connect another wifi

[dense thistle]

I collected every single bit of gold so anyone can

[cedar yew]

Bro pulled out candy instead of Berettas

[hallow locust]

Yea same ehmmm

[rich crow]

when the update release?

[dense thistle]

🤨 cap 🧢

[cedar yew]

Maybe 25 Dec

[hallow locust]

Or I will play later I’m enjoying to be there

[void bronze]

1 wifi like one bar of wifi or one wifi router

[teal dome]

[hallow locust]

Nahhhh🫡🤫

[bronze grove]

@rich crow you can report the issue here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[rich crow]

eh lame.

[bronze grove]

[cedar yew]

E

[dense thistle]

Nah-uh

[bronze grove]

Heey

[teal dome]

Turyyyy

[cedar yew]

Bro a new fang

[analog trout]

Can anyone tell me how always in alies mode when i won, i lose my mmr. Like I won 8-5, and my mmr is down -16?

[dense thistle]

You like sleeping?

[hallow locust]

But U are gold rank and I’m not anymore so

[bronze grove]

Because probably this is bug

[cedar yew]

Lmao

[bronze grove]

Try to join another server

[analog trout]

@bronze grove

[bronze grove]

Yeah

[analog trout]

Can anyone tell me how always in alies mode when i won, i lose my mmr. Like I won 8-5, and my mmr is down -16?

[cedar yew]

Change regions

[fading cloud]

And dirty

[cedar yew]

France is ok

[hallow locust]

Guys I need some good mod for getting levels but not ranked

[dense thistle]

I can get more rank if I had any matches in my region, but it doesn't so I have to play in different region

[bronze grove]

looking for your gameplay and teammate rank

[hallow locust]

I’m 30% away from veteran silver

[dense thistle]

India surver is dead for rank

[hallow locust]

That’s sucks

[cedar yew]

I'm 3% away from veteran
2023 Gold

[fading cloud]

Check some ganga river video

[dense thistle]

No one plays there so match making takes a lot of time

[hallow locust]

I was g2 compet and g1 Allie’s and now I’m s4 and s3 💀

[cedar yew]

Why is gyro and VC not available for me

[primal rain]

Dude shut up!!!

[fading cloud]

I was gold in early seasons

[dense thistle]

Damm

[fading cloud]

Coz u had to play against legend players

No matter ur rank

[hallow locust]

But it was bcs of quests in pass so

[primal rain]

[fading cloud]

They play pubg and cod

[dense thistle]

Idk you can easily get into a normal match but no rank idk man

[dense thistle]

SKILL ISSUE hahahahahah, jk

[indigo parrot]

Noo the wmp for BP looks so bad

Awp*

[fading cloud]

Only old skins are overpriced

Newer ones are cheap

[hallow locust]

True hahahah I’m literally bot sometimes

[fading cloud]

Some skins don't have supply anymore

[dense thistle]

Us I got baby aim

[fading cloud]

M9 dragon glass was 3k gold i remember

Now it's 30k +

Gyroscope give me headache

[queen hemlock]

yes

[hallow locust]

My skills is one day like insane but day after I play like b1

[teal dome]

Voice chat will be fixed as soon as possible, and you can send your suggestion to add a gyroscope to your device here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/.

[dense thistle]

Lol I'm like always bad

[olive bloom]

I am assuming everyone uses the standard screen resolution for the game, I have been doing the 16:9 trick and the game feels better, anyone else do anything like this?

[hallow locust]

But u have better rank that’s not fair 🥺🥺

[vagrant ivy]

Wow

[hallow locust]

Jj

[dense thistle]

Bro is getting confident 💀

[fading cloud]

Any pro can carry me?

I am silver

[vagrant ivy]

The new Android discord update is so cool

[fading cloud]

Send id

[dense thistle]

I can get you to gold if you want

[vagrant ivy]

Dayum

[queen hemlock]

i played 15 different 1v1 games this day and made about 500 coins

[hallow locust]

U have champ next to your name bro

[fading cloud]

Thats just for show

[forest trail]

W

[hallow locust]

Okey I hate playing with randoms so I don’t play ranked now Much

[dense thistle]

I'm also right now silver 4 don't worry

[hallow locust]

Ohh

[fading cloud]

Does the recent game servey matter?

[queen hemlock]

but hen again i spent it all on boxes

[dense thistle]

I keep flickering

[fading cloud]

I voted to stay the 3v3 map

Forever

[queen hemlock]

is there any other way to spend coins other than boxes?

[hallow locust]

Okey when did u have time for play?

[dense thistle]

Now?

[hallow locust]

Okey region?

I’m Netherlands

[dense thistle]

I get bad in all so in what do you play?

[vagrant ivy]

The GG controversy

[fading cloud]

Lol

🐗💨

The Boar is farting

[hallow locust]

Okey wait a minute I’m going to look at my is

[fading cloud]

Rosie busy with anime xD

[dense thistle]

Ohhh you luck because I play in netherland

[teal dome]

@hallow locust @dense thistle #1044085342308941944

[dense thistle]

I play in netherland and France

[fading cloud]

Channel is read only

[stray iron]

When update comes ?

[vagrant ivy]

Tomorrow

[fading cloud]

2-3 days

[stray iron]

Fr?

[dense thistle]

I'm Spider-kitten

[vagrant ivy]

Cannot guarantee that

But yeh tomorrow

[hallow locust]

Oh srry

[manic topaz]

oh it didnt

[unreal sluice]

What?

[primal rain]

Nice new pfp

[teal dome]

please, try to reset your English role here > id:customize

[unreal sluice]

Thx^^

[vagrant ivy]

💀

[primal rain]

[dense thistle]

I'm here to save you

[unreal sluice]

I don’t know you so I won’t add you.

For my own safety

[fading cloud]

@rich crow ur pfp is hot

[hallow locust]

I send u dm

[shy stratus]

Someone want to play later?

Maybe?

[dense thistle]

Ayooo chill lil bro

[fading cloud]

Bruh i am 22

[vagrant ivy]

Just solo push and enjoy the suffering

[fading cloud]

I don't like adult life

[shy stratus]

Really?

[hollow inlet]

yah

i am back

[vagrant ivy]

You are in for hell then

[fading cloud]

Ted bundy didn't had discord

[fading cloud]

Cuz u have to work

[fading cloud]

Yep

[dense thistle]

Ok

[dense thistle]

Bro still chill

[fading cloud]

I can't my T is high

🐗

[vagrant ivy]

Work is fun...

[dense thistle]

Wdym by T 🤨

[fading cloud]

Testosterone

[fading cloud]

Not in third world country

[hollow inlet]

hey

[vagrant ivy]

...unless you suck at it

[hollow inlet]

when the new update will release

[shy stratus]

Don't know, can't wait

[hollow inlet]

ohh

[fading cloud]

@shy stratus is that ur pfp in game

Ur body build is nice

[hollow inlet]

do u hany knife skin'

[shy stratus]

Thank you

[shy stratus]

I had two, sold cheaper one to give you some golds

[fading cloud]

Acid gloves is underrated

[shy stratus]

I have one knife left in my inventory

[hollow inlet]

can i get one but i have obly 0.8

[fading cloud]

Sorry man, i was first

[shy stratus]

I have two gloves as well lol

[hollow inlet]

pls bro

[molten drum]

Lol

[fading cloud]

🇧 🇦 🇧 🇾  🇩 🇴 🇳 🇹  🇭 🇺 🇷 🇹  🇲 🇪

[hollow inlet]

pls

[celest acorn]

I have 2 gloves no knife

[shy stratus]

Sorry bro he asked first 🤷🏻‍♂️

[shy stratus]

Ladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

[celest acorn]

What is yall yapping about

[hollow inlet]

hmm can u give me a glove

[hollow inlet]

for knife

[celest acorn]

Lmao

[hollow inlet]

lmao

[shy stratus]

You know, there's one thing, it's called job

You go there

[celest acorn]

Fr fr

And u work

[shy stratus]

And they give you money

[celest acorn]

And get $$$$

[hollow inlet]

hmm me teenage

[celest acorn]

Steal ur mums credit card

[hollow inlet]

no i am middle claass

[fast ferry]

i make 100k usd/ year. life is good

[fading cloud]

Third world country job is hard to get

[shy stratus]

And after that you spend that on food, bills, fun, gambling, games etc

[fading cloud]

Bcoz too much population

[hollow inlet]

and i am indian

[celest acorn]

Go rob a bank

[fading cloud]

Gta heist

[celest acorn]

Go work as a scammer at call center

[fading cloud]

That's sad to hear, me too

[shy stratus]

I was 15 when I had my first job, worked in the apple field, drove a tractor

[fast ferry]

indian ? im sorry

[celest acorn]

[hollow inlet]

yo nicejoke

[celest acorn]

Not a joke at all

Do it

[hollow inlet]

ohwow

[fading cloud]

You are lucky to born in a good country

[celest acorn]

Grab a mask

Grab a bycicle

[hollow inlet]

ohhsad

[fast ferry]

sell cow dung on amazon, make profit

[hollow inlet]

bro niceone

[fast ferry]

it sounds like a joke but it sells in canada 😂

[fading cloud]

India living thousands years behind

[mellow fjord]

Bababababaysyeuwiwjdns

[shy stratus]

I cant send a message lol

[fading cloud]

India is the closest thing to medieval age

[hollow inlet]

why

[hollow inlet]

yep are u indian

[shy stratus]

Nahh man, here everything is expensive, I was lucky that I
finished a nice school, worked while learning

[hollow inlet]

ohh

[mellow fjord]

$ Who know what is this language

[hollow inlet]

cool

[shy stratus]

and doing
homework, finished that and gone to work as a
Receptionist

[teal dome]

only English, please.

[shy stratus]

Yee bcs I used sh.. in a sentence lol

[hollow inlet]

arabic or urdu i guess

[unreal sluice]

Why are you so desperate? I gave a good reason and you keep on pinging me and not leaving me alone. Tell me, why are you so desperate?

[hollow inlet]

hmm ntg

who is he

[unreal sluice]

Well I wanna be left alone

[hollow inlet]

What pieces

[fading cloud]

Human

[hollow inlet]

Hey nice to meet u

Which parts

Ok

[unreal sluice]

Honestly, leave me alone

[hollow inlet]

Bro lol only 10

Bro do have a knife skin

[unreal sluice]

Get blocked

[shy stratus]

Bruh gloves 'acid' so underrated

[fading cloud]

Price will up soon

[shy stratus]

I will leave them in my inventory

[unreal sluice]

I said I wanna be left alone, I said I won’t add you because I don’t add people I don’t know, you all day tag me and tag me and tag me. Why should I be your friend, especially after you tell me you won’t even leave me alone?

[queen hemlock]

@shy stratus mr berst giv guld 100 pels

[shy stratus]

Want to make my inventory as much green as possible

[fading cloud]

First learn to spell bro

[shy stratus]

Bcs of Loki series

[queen hemlock]

done now what?

[fading cloud]

And i like horror type

I buying jaws charm

[shy stratus]

I have it

Don't it's ugly

[fast ferry]

how come there are no revolvers on SO2

[fading cloud]

Ye, even the shi* ops has it

We want revolver asap

[shy stratus]

Lol 😂😂😂

[jolly fox]

yo

wassup

[shy stratus]

The fact that they added M60 for bots to use, but not revolver for a new gun it's hilarious to me

[queen hemlock]

thats what i was thinking

[fading cloud]

M60 is useful for winning comp

[empty fossil]

just leave her alone if she asks you to 😂

[shy stratus]

Also M4A1 so quiet and it doesn't even has much of a recoil

[jolly fox]

you aren't serious

[coarse tundra]

Hi

[jolly fox]

hi

[fading cloud]

My fav weapon m4a1

[jolly fox]

trash

[unreal sluice]

Lara stop tagging me, leave me alone honestly. I already blocked you

[empty fossil]

it isn't relevant if other people know you or not 😭

[fast ferry]

fr fr

[shy stratus]

And the fact that they added Berretas gosh

[fading cloud]

Bane: for you

[jolly fox]

stop pinging him

[jolly fox]

akr better

idk

[unreal sluice]

Her* but thx

[fast ferry]

it's like developers hate money fr fr no cap

[jolly fox]

ok

you're being scummy

[queen hemlock]

what is happening

[jolly fox]

stop before im forced to get you put down

[fading cloud]

@rich crow are u troll, cuz its new account

[jolly fox]

@unreal sluice if he pings again tell me

you done

[queen hemlock]

atleast im not begging for skins

[fading cloud]

Baby don't hurt me

[shy stratus]

He ain't beginning

I gave him myself

[fading cloud]

I don't beg in real life

[shy stratus]

He just said as a joke and to me

Amd I gave him lol

[queen hemlock]

thoguht u were someone else my bad

[shy stratus]

Lol

[jolly fox]

@silk kraken this pleb @ laracroftwawa keeps spam(?) pinging and being a creep when told not to

[shy stratus]

One question, any of you from Serbia/Croatia/Bosnia or near?

[queen hemlock]

the guy who was named fluid gaming (i think)

[fading cloud]

@hollow inlet

@jolly fox hey he banned

How

@rich crow

[queen hemlock]

[jolly fox]

nah not yet

something should be done soon

[fading cloud]

You will be banned for trolling, stop it

[shy stratus]

Sorry what problem do you have with me?

[jolly fox]

not you?

you're ok my guy

[void sleet]

Im

[smoky tulip]

what problems do you have?

[shy stratus]

You just mentioned me for spamming lol

😅

[jolly fox]

i didnt? why are you asking me

[shy stratus]

Called me a pleb

[rich crow]

"Attempt to start handshake process from unauthorized state"

[shy stratus]

Here

[rich crow]

Can anyone help my game is not opening

[queen hemlock]

this is @shy stratus

[jolly fox]

oh mb

[shy stratus]

Lol

[rich crow]

??

[jolly fox]

yeah yeah mb mb

[smoky tulip]

have you tried deleting it and reinstalling it?

[rich crow]

Nope should I?

[jolly fox]

🤝

[fading cloud]

The only online game i play is standoff 2

[queen hemlock]

what dou guys play on? phone or tablet?

[smoky tulip]

yea

[fading cloud]

Rest are offline

[smoky tulip]

pc

:))))

[jolly fox]

@rich crow send ss of the problem

[rich crow]

Ight

[queen hemlock]

thats illegal

[shy stratus]

Maybe, I have problems as well, my network connection is great but I have problems in game so try to do it

[smoky tulip]

nope

[rich crow]

Where tho ?

Dm ?

[smoky tulip]

is legal

[jolly fox]

#📸│photos

[rich crow]

Ight

[queen hemlock]

but ur emulating the game

[teal dome]

banned

[fading cloud]

Baby don't hurt me

[jolly fox]

many thanks

hope he sees it soon

[smoky tulip]

and nothing happens if I play emulator

[rich crow]

Wait I m reinstalling now

[smoky tulip]

@teal dome hi

[shy stratus]

Not yet 🤷🏻‍♂️

[primal rain]

Chum

[jolly fox]

hi hi hi hi hi

[queen hemlock]

nice my 10 tec 9 auroras are in my inventory

[jolly fox]

hi

hi caf

how are you

[teal dome]

👋

[primal rain]

Hi Hi Hi hi hi

Cgimxgumchum

Chum

How are you chum

I am good

[jolly fox]

🐓💨

haha chicken fart

[fading cloud]

🐒💨

Monke fart

[shy stratus]

They've got turbo up their a.. ?

[jolly fox]

you are NOT chum

[primal rain]

Who said I am

[jolly fox]

jolly fellow

[primal rain]

Nice jolly

[jolly fox]

i dont want to wish for Christmas

🙏🔥🤑

im going

[primal rain]

Wish (store)

[jolly fox]

byee

[rich crow]

Tysm

[queen hemlock]

ngl this should be the first think u should do when ur game is crashing

[smoky tulip]

very good fun on the game

[queen hemlock]

also this reselling method is working

[smoky tulip]

:)))

[fading cloud]

Like they tell, to restart the router

[shy stratus]

Did any of you ever updated the routers software?

[fading cloud]

Never

Still using the same router from 2017

🐗

[smoky tulip]

:))

[shy stratus]

Well you might look into its software updates

I think it's time

[rich crow]

Bruh

Nvm

Lmao it's not fixed

[hexed igloo]

you can do that?

news to me

[shy stratus]

Probably just a game optimisation, I have similar problem since last update

[queen hemlock]

is it a good idea to buy 5 m4 powergames?

[void bronze]

yeah
you can even do it on your phone

[shy stratus]

Yeah, you go to it's settings over google or any other web viewer, you just need a gateway for your WiFi

[shy stratus]

Yeahh it's easy

[smoky tulip]

@rich crow

[shy stratus]

But makes your WiFi a lot safer snd sometimes faster 😅

[hexed igloo]

oh

[void bronze]

i have done it a several times but i dont see any different

prob because my router is too old

its from 2010

[primal rain]

Too old

[hexed igloo]

installed rat into your router

[rich crow]

?

[void bronze]

damn

[hexed igloo]

its now connected to a Chinese server

[smoky tulip]

do ss and make a ticket because it's a problem with the game and must be solved by the developers

[rich crow]

Wait I got a software update tho

[jolly fox]

they will eat the rat

[rich crow]

Is that the issue

[jolly fox]

@void bronze run

[jolly fox]

you can try

[void bronze]

what

[fading cloud]

What is that

[smoky tulip]

yea

[hexed igloo]

no

[jolly fox]

gg.standoff?

its probably the server address

discord/standoff.gg

[primal rain]

That website is illegal to use

[jolly fox]

unreal?

[primal rain]

Source: ToS

[primal rain]

Unreal engine 5

[hexed igloo]

gambling sites are never trustworthy in this game

[fading cloud]

But does it give real skins?

Popular YouTubers promote this site

[jolly fox]

latest in map development, designer proposes to paste images of real scenery

[primal rain]

I'm telling you “ILLEGAL TO USE” so I guess you should stop asking and be away from this website

[primal rain]

Realest

Average chum (realest)

[queen hemlock]

this is bs i knifed a guy first and died

[teal dome]

👍

[jolly fox]

po po po pi pi po po po pi pi(gigachad theme)

[primal rain]

You mean

[hexed igloo]

the new update got me disappointed, i was really wishing for a new gloves

[jolly fox]

womp womp

[fading cloud]

Lol

[jolly fox]

you still play?

[fading cloud]

They already added glove in earlier update

[primal rain]

Dini dini dini dina dini dini dini (sigma theme )

[smoky tulip]

:)))))))))))))

[jolly fox]

no no it's more like pe pe pe pe pe pe

[hexed igloo]

They showed that like Knitted gloves in their new game icon thing, and that's the exact gloves color im looking for

but turns out it's only for the event

[shy stratus]

Nooooo

I wanted them so bad in my inventory 😭

[fading cloud]

Rich people problems

[primal rain]

Maybe