#💬│english-chat
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Naaaah
I won't be sleeping til 6 am ig
imma head to sleep
Yes indeed
Not even that. It’s even worse than a nerd voice
in 7 mins
2030 is closer than 2010
A month away
2 more years for 2026
Bro relax
2030 closer than 2017
2100 is closer than 69 B.C.
Wdym relax its GTA 6
3200 is closer than 3200BC
Imma fight you rn
3200 was 5200 years ago
Come
Trailer alr got 1.5 mil likes
Imagine a super bad version of the nerd nasal tone voice
Send Addy lil bro 🥵
Trailer already out?
5223 and 11 months
Actually 5223 years 11 months 27 days 8 hours 33 minutes 30 seconds, 0.427 mili seconds
New so2 trailer
Erm actually, the amount of hours varies from time zone to time zone
Hello Landscape
Rockstar Games youtube channel had 7 mil subs yesterday. Now it has 8.09
Gotta start releasing trailers myself
Nice
Well actually, 3223 bc in Canada was 5223 years 11 months 27 days 8 hours 30 minutes 30 seconds, 0.829 mili seconds ago
and
I scammed 10k dollars 🗿
I snorted powder
Bro started the discussion on emoji research now he is gonna do in Standoff 2 Server
Its special kind
Profit
Profit
Now pay her medical bills
I feel
Nice ewalked
👨🏿
Who is this
Ewalk
E-Walk
e-walk
Gn
What e walk means ?
Woody
There is no way of getting free golds
Can u show me how to get free gold?
Definitely impossible
Nah it's possible I think
I wanna talk friendly
Nah
Even if someone buys them for u
Its diff
But free
Nah
Nuh uh
Mates how can I join eSports or tournaments in the future?
I'm good in fps games jst need to get experience in maps and spots...etc
Need a loan?👀
I'm broke dawg.
I'll just grind da game fr pretty new at it n getting good at it already
How -_-
nope ots not @paper tangle
cuz hes too lazy
he only spinnin
innit

this dude only spinnin
thats what he do
same 💀
Skill issues
Is 29 ping good for standoff 2?
Damn dawg 29 ping is worst ain't it?

I'll talk to my provider and switch

Yo I've been playing this game for months and I still have no idea how to defuse a bomb, can someone send a tutorial video plz
i play on a ios phone btw
💀
And press enter
i tried that💀
12345?
is there a dufuse button?
bruv
Just look it up on yt
I'm new too dawg n ion rlly play defuse game mode
no videos were there that has a player defusing a bomb
But you need to know hoe to defuse
all gameplay
For competitive
I know exactly thats why I;m asking
I have no idea tbh
Waiting for X event items to go into the shop
.
@frozen snow
Yurr @rich crow
Hello lovers
Hello guys
we can already sell items (that we own ofc)
heyoo :3
Anyone climbing ranks with me right now?
i cant since i destroyed my phone ;3
I waited for a match for 40 minutes
change ur server
How are y’all doing
hello sukuna
NA?
'
I guess y’all NA
I use sever HongKong
yh
try russia or sumth
Well your not getting NA games unless you join the community servers
That might help
My ping is too high when playing those servers
ngl same
Singapore has games if you play at the correct time
do have to join atleast one to get na?
I will try
SGP right now ?
Not really, just brings you closer to people from the same region
Can you find a match there right now?
oh i see
yh
Idk what time is it in Singapore
But at 7-9 pm of their time you will always get matches
Hongkong same
i get to play alies around this time
On NA servers?
yh
Thank you two for pointing it out to me
no problem :)
im Gojo so its expected ;3
Can you stop with the 2D fictional characters reference
Thx
Your dead anyway
Wow
And the mangaka don’t want you back, your own creator doesn’t like you. That’s sad ngl
cry
Wooe
Well it’s true go read the notes
IK THAT
So emmm have fun with your bland character
Can we agree that jjk is overrated
Not from the last seasonpass subjejctX one
have fun with ur nail polish
oh!
Personality upgrade when?
Yea that one
whats ur point?
"Can you stop with the 2D fictional characters reference" proceeds to start babbling about 2D factional characters fightin
My point still stands
im strong tho
What is ur rank
yes m8, that’s 100% you
sukuna still won 
cuz otherwise the plot wouldn’t develop. What the hell would have Gege done, introduced another villain?
No
Can Yuji be useful while Gojo is alive?
No
Oh and he doesn’t even like the guy
So boom, three birds with one stone
Great writing
Kkk
if i don't get 100 on my English test im toasting my loaf sideways
Nice
what about the
soap
he's dead
is this oblock
oobleck

Surprised Sema didn't acted up with him
hes not even awake yet
he got the arthur fist
What
yes
spy isnt amused
I love big weapons
GTA 6 trailer out lesgooooo!
chess in the park
chef showdown

When update
Hello
@paper tangle 98 😭

legalize anabolic steroids
Any promos
They're doing another tournament so they'll give out plenty (and then Christmas near too)
When Christmas theme new mode
how many uses does those from tournament have?
The hallowen mode so dead,no ones play
there is no promocode.
Hi
how are u?
You are not rude you are talking the truth
(we're just joking around tho)
(they are just joking around tho)

Im just kidding
good morning
Good morning
🐗
hi everybody
Dd boy ey
.
hi
Could someone help me with an annoying fps bug?
example, my cell phone is 120hz/120fps but when I enter the game it stays at 60fps but when I activate and then deactivate the battery saver the fps goes to 120
and also every time when I'm at 120 fps and I open the keyboard to write in the chat the fps drops to 60
Go to settings and video and select 120 FPS maybe
It's already at 120 fps
but this continues to happen
yes, in game
Then it's a phone problem
Read
That's why you couldn't understand probably
🤷♂️
do u have 120fps enabled in video settings of the game?
I alr asked
He said yes
then delete all data from battery
U don't read alot
It's a joke bruv
Halo
No
🐗
Monkey
It worked man, thank you very much for really helping <33
Ttutuututu it's u
💨
No more
Hi
Dead chat fr
Yea

Tu tu tu tuuu max verstappen

Nice carameldansen
🐡 🐡 🐡
🐓
hi
💨🙊
in the in-game shop.
i know but too exp
then invest or trade
Rahhhhh
Anyone wanna 1v1?
any promocodes?
Unfortunately, no.
@teal dome
🤓

Can somebody train me
.
yes
Ok
Vai
I want elite rank role
What up babygirl
Lmao
😹
How do i contact comms officer
contact our server bot @silk moth
Sure
I will send you instructions to the DM.
Please, open your direct messages. I will send you instructions.
Check your direct messages.
@teal dome
Add me again i need to show smthing
I cant dm him i
It shows a error
👍
🐗
💨

Hi
Hola
🐒💨💀
All hello
stop farting.
Wastnt yesterday
Why Chinese is soo good?
Hi

any info on when the newest battlepass gloves be out on the market? and the season reset?
damn
alr
thanks
Y
the shark
Where can I send a link?
terrorist
Any new promo codes (pingme)
No
its good for him
🤷♂️
ssssssss
I want a good gyro sense😭
Yoo when will the subject x collection coming in the marketplace

you can report them to: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
There is no promocode.
There is no promocode.
There's no exact date?
Ty
You can find them on #🛡│clans
Unfortunately(
So we do not know when are the PROMOS coming out
hello
aint nothing wrong bout that cuddy
no its not
thats js ur mindset
Forgiven

New update teaser out 
friendship
r rrrrrrrr
rrrrrr rr
yes
Nice alternative of chromosomes or transfer
There's a 9% loss in the transfer
🦕
rr rr rrrrrr r
Hey guyz
Bye
Is gyro bad😭
yus
._.
how to get the medal?
which medal
just play and get exp
no
NANAN
🐮
Is it normal thatt i cant find a competive match?
Im not i never played a competive match before
ok then try changing your server
Ok
Whens the new bp dropping?
Where?
Hi
Bye
A starting sense for no gyro?
@dry onyx It's removed from Vietnam :(
4ever?
You can download on taptap but you can't make in game purchase
Idk, My viet friend facing the same problem
me too
😭
cant have shi in vietnam
😭😭😭
yeah
where r u from
same as you
:))
Ngu
:)) okay
🐧🚬
its hello in vietnam :))

Ngu luonghavi
i know that
nooo
thank u for tell me that
You're welcome
merci beaucoup
yes
Damn 🐧🚬
any leaks when will the subject x market will be available?
@teal dome no actual date tho....
It is unknown, but you can follow and subscribe to our social medias where we post all new information.
I actually do keeping all my team informed
Why would there be leaks.
About something as unimportant as releasing skins on the market
@verbal imp tbh I'm waiting on selling the gloves so I can boost my clan members
I have people waiting to join and I can't actually top up right now
Ok
Any1 bronze wanna do 2v2
Mb
Buttah the next helper 
Is it true you guys eat beans and bread for breakfast
No
It beans and eggs or bakon
No
You shouldn't eat beans whit eggs
Ye
why
Thar why i dont realy like beans
Feels wird
I eat baked beans, Bread and scramble eggs for breakfast, Ain't nothing weird bout that
I only eat cereal if I'm in a rush
I mostly skip brekfast
Breakfast is the best part

Onestly sometimes i regretet
Of course you will, skipping breakfast is like missing something in your day
It's like missing some important part
Toast whit tea or coffe is good enough imo
Breakfast is love, Breakfast is life
Real right
just drink a short espresso and a cigarette for breakfast
it will open your eyes asap
Rice for breakfast on top 🗣️💯
What about KFC
@grave steeple they don't make good coffee 🤮
People eat kfc as their breakfast?
Yes
Im talkjng abot tue chikin wings and the burgers
the only thing I like in kfc is a midnight bucket with wings
I like the spice wings and the filets with chips
Nah their biscuits go hard
we have that a big bucket mixed
I buy kfc to eat it with rice
Eep that why most of the time they are still ther
protein 
like 20 minutes of waiting and nothing
what servers
Maide on a bifferent server
Then idk
same in comp tho
what ur clan rank?
Prolly because the game is dead as hell rn
Close the game and re open it
it's hard to start a game
still no rank it's a new clan
maybe a month old
I just opened it
the. idk
Try china
I put 2 teams online to start

They need to do cs bait to make this game popular again
Maybe a skin or map that kinda resembles the one in csgo
Not copying it but u get it
It'll work especially when people starts talking about it
Now the game is dead, No joke, So hard to find a match in asia when it used to be active back in the days
lol here in north macedonia all I see is kids playing
Now it's almost impossible to find a match here
everyone i find here is max 12 years old
I have to play with 150ping on russia
to match a game
Exactly
i play on 80-120ping on russia
I got the worst kd this season because I have to play on different server
yea
Literally no shots registered
skill issue!?
it's the ping issue
Already have skill issue but it became worst because of this ☠️
most of the time I get killed because of ping
Highest I can reach while solo q is ranger
Every on us having skill isuse becua of there pings
ion soloQ unless im below phoenix
people be teaching phoenix or ranger and won't play anymore comp
so they don't lose rank
reaching*
Instead of giving people a useless charm every end of season, They should give something more valuable like maybe gold or something to encourage people play competitive
Now it's so hard to find a match
that would ruin so2 economy
Nah I'd actually cms
Maybe a skins from current collection
That actually would be great
No amount of brain rot will get me through that hell hole
How that works?
when you make a kill for example (so6phoenix) name
Ah, Got it
Like already I don't enjoy the game much
naaaahhh
Why ?
unless ur aimgod and have insane gamesense u wont make it soloQ to champ
You'd be smoking something if u think I'll put myself through that
nah solo you need to hack for champion
Wdym why?
I quite literally have every disadvantage in the book
sayang soloQs to master
i soloQ to phoenix or ranger
Ye but do you
and to think I got 3 teams
I wouldnt want to solo q period.
Allies anyone?
Especially on servers I don't play on
good team error 404 not found
lmao
get good and find t2 teammates
No one gonna play with me
Never
I need to report hacker
Hello
deadchat
Yes
🦛
how long is it since pass ended?
anyone have a clear time
since the release-note server nolonger update
Hi. I have a question... Does anyone know when the new update will be available?
Yo
Hi, i have a suggest for game.
Introduce a raport button for troll(ex: You are in an allies match, for example, and you team up with one who throws a Molotov under you to kill you, and when he is left alone, he throws his grenade under your butt), cause I will play a allies match a few minutes ago and I have in my team this guy, his throwing Molotov under me and throws under him a grenade, this is not acceptable
There already is a report button but this could work as a suggestion so you can leave this on the helpdesk using this link:
https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback > by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Other" > "Give us feedback ", describe the issue, and wait for an answer from moderators.
i wonder if there's a friendly fire in this game. Is there?
HELOO . new ivent when ?????
that would be fun and not fun at the same time
after dec 17
❤️
Source trust me bro
wtf should I trust you bruh 
Bruh

hes just deranking :F

report for cheating i think they r ghosters
inuni comeback ?
its the shoot button
tapping is short throw
hold is long throw
But I saw a person with shoot button and nade button
you need to enable it
2nd grenade button
It's enabled but it's not showing in game also the weapon drop button
can usend a ss in #📸│photos
Okay
Iamgine
Any news about the new season?
I can't get in a game it's talking so long
yes
go to your settings
.
Layout?
.
yes
No offense intended, but that didn't give me much information other than the obvious.
Does anyone know if the developers answer questions or something like that on any platform?
Check ur dms
No

bad helper 
@still drift
@paper tangle 
Hi penguins

I want to smoke a hookah bruhh puf puff
Any1 allies? Im tired of these ahh random teammates with 100h and silver 2 they're best rank😭
Finally, the shoes i ordered came 🥹
Yeahhh,i need to wait like 3-5 business days to find a player there
🥲
What shoes u got bro
✅
DM
your jordans are fake ❗
Baby dont hurt me
@sour star I am good but finding teammates is mission impossible
Don't hurt me
Is there any info in subject x items into shop??
nope
could be releasing this month
Ig it will release when the 2 special offers are off
idk, for now im just farming :F
Real
The promo codes are real things?
No
Nothing is real anymore
Real
U think it's a real man but turns out it's a women
They are and to acquire them are weird, and the best way to get them is through a Russian YTuber who is famous enough to be sponsored by the game, Official Tournaments Livestreams (they get announced on #🏆│tournaments) and random giveaways.
Here's the Article about them.

Everyon be like I ant redding all that

😩
Yes bro freekarambit2023
For me every server is 300+ ping
Skill issue really
Anyone know how to fix?
It's your internet
Skill issue
@paper tangle bruh jujutsu kaisen is fire im almost done watching it i got like 3 episodes left
Iq issues
gahdamn
im here saving it

My internet is working good
Where are u from
Theme it is the game
very common issue tbh
I read the manga
Uk

Oh
I know what?
What?
Currently I'm getting web novels and light novels to read at work so I won't be bored
today i can somewhat moderate the channel
even If i go to work

My mother said don't tell anyone that
💀

It's not like I'm going to send a hitman to your IP and kill u😭
I said were im from yesterday and nothings happend tk me
😂
Wait ig
I'm from Asia :>
Thank you
💀
Waht contry
This is why kids shouldn't use discord

😂
I know but ther are contris in Asia
me too
Bro spelled it wrong
👨🦼
contris fr lmao
I will
English is ez it's my third language
Always the good guys
What
Bee cat?
Yes
Are you on the bark web
🐶web
100%
When will standoff add skibidi toilet
💯
Are u mad?
what 
Average 10 yo
Chat is full of kids rn, Imma hop off
They just dont know any better
skibidi toilet weapon charm :0
Help
😫
Me
Did the hitman reach your home
🤧
It's a guy in a clowns costume
I'm adult
no way
Ye 😊
Clearly a child
def capping
Yes
No he is a adult
I wanna gouge my eyes out
Adult that afraid to tell which country he's from
lmaooo
I'm adult different that's why
The downfall of so2 server 🗿
too real 
adult different fr
Isn't so2 rated like 16+?
Stop with the cap and go help your mom
Apparently he's under 16 for sure
It's night
the cap stack is too much














