#💬│english-chat
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My favorite childhood game was fb happy pets
But can't play it anymore boohoo
Nooo


İ proo
🦕
He pro
Prô
He totally didn’t provide any evidence about being master
Axaxaxaxa
Nice middle finger axaxaxaxaaa
Looool
Me realy master
Yee
I need screenshot 
Ok
Fr
Wait
sickness issue 
That will also prove its his profile
Ok wair

🐔

Nice reaction
credit: aza
Credit: aza
Credit: ewalk
What a nice piggy
🦕
very piggy
Me too

Come photo
the singular ball is crazy
not the testicular cancer

Damn
it would suck fr
quite literally
very recent it seems
📝🦕
Because turkey is 1 hour over ours
+3
But the tab is at friends
🐓 🐓
Oopsie daisy
Uh oh stinky
not the stinky
hpla
That double legend still goes crazy
hola hola
Ngl
I said I am turkey too
lmao
And of course corrected myself "a turkey" ☝️🐓
me when I am turkey
And there's a turkey gif that's crazy

They do run weird
🦕
The animal turkeys do indeed run weird
Calm down liberals
!! It's the animals
How did you read it?
Or not at all
🐡
I think the "they run so weird" did it
Also sleep
They do weird
🐡 🐡 🐡
Thet do yeird
Hjdch eucubeh
🐓
AxaxXaxax
Aint no way bro this guy is flexing on me with his inv but I told him i am pooping and please wait
And he asked if I need help
🐔
@paper tangle poop
poopy

@paper tangle he went Christmas mode
Christmas mode has been activated

i still have frame
Above 30
idk how does it work
Imagine there's a guy on on side who says he can't afford basic needs such as "iphone 15, ps5, car, examples"
And then there's this guy who idk
Yeah
yo i have a question
I was trying to explain to him they're luxuries
okkk thx mate
He was like "I can't afford things I need"
"iphone 15 (price) for example"
Etc etc
And trying to compare incomes and saying how unvaluable his currency was
🐡
I was also trying to tell him comparison is a kill for motivation
But yea i was just talking to a wall cuz this was obviously a kid
Translating selectively even
Bye have fun .... andluck oogd ahave
real
Why tf I can't open the game?
Skill
no
you should be infuriated
Dam bro is boosted
hey guys when will the next pass update droping ?
When does next bp drop?
they better release next BP ASAP, if they want my money

Real
yes, you can.
W good 2 know
Should i just tell bro he wont get banned 😂💀
Lmao nah jk ill tell him rn
FR
anyone got any nice skins? i got them immolation gloves 🙌
zero skills tho
Y’all bad here ?
I spend to my acc 1000$ and I don’t play the game last game in 2022 and I don’t play it what I do too my acc?
$1000 what ? usd?
Iamgine
when update come?
Dollar
bluestacks @marble perch

forget the money, how many hours did you spend, too lol
Got the arcane m4
Was playing allies with a friend and we were hyped

heyo guys
there is no promocode.
plzz any ?
you clanless?
yea
want come we clan?
sure
dm
Where do I contact Ban support?
😭😭
Can I also join?
@deep socket rank?
If you want to pair it with a knife you can go with butterfly legacy
The yellow m9 (I forgot what it's called)
The yellow karambit (also forgot what it's called)
I got it, too. it's pretty neat. The x-rays charm goes 100% with it 
thanks, gonna check them out
👍
250h
that's not bad imo
but I don't think you can do much with your acc, if you don't play it anymore
yo
aanyone wanna play?
west america but i usually play other servers anyways
whats ur id
lets play singapore server
competitive or allies
im bronze in both
ping issue all the time😴
173657391
@uneven harbor
Whens the new update
Are you a bot?
No. 
I added u from my main acc
?
For comp
No
Actually wanted players
My headphones broke
womp womp
Gaisss
Yeah same im not on rn I will be ljke 30 min
Why no one buys my starfall butterfly for 1800 gold
im rich spiritually
Buy my knife
I dont have a knife
Petition for the next update to have us nickname our guns(can put nametag)
True, That would be sick
If that happens, It'd be crazy to see what kind of name people would come up with
Yes
I whole heartedly agree
With this
Absolutely no way this could go wrong
I cant think of a single thing
Hi
Hello chat
🦕
wat
This is bs
Guys some how my android device cant download standoff
Yeah
You're from Vietnam?
yessir
Vietnam removed standoff from google play
Yeah:D
I think you can download the game from taptap @proven flare
But you can't make In game purchase I guess
🙏🏻☠️
alr thx yall
How dfk u got rank o your name xD
When is the sebject x collection coming in market?
This weekend😀
Ok thanks
Np
In channels and roles
Hello)
Hello, I got an IP ban for no reason, I want this nonsense to be unbanned, can you please take care?
se
Anyone got the problem that the game crashed when match making?
@rich crow @delicate mantle English only
you can make an appeal on the https://help.standoff2.com/en site, by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Other" > "Give us feedback", describe the issue, write your ID and send a screenshot of the ban message.

Who want good user ?
im bronze
Brainless also
what?
Does anyone know when and when the next battle pass is coming?
Read what i have written at #🛡│clans easy
No one knows
it should be phoenix
i said i cant cuz im bronze
@rough quiver thank you
What knife should I pick between,fang,kukri,kunai,dual dagger
i have like 1.8k gold to use
I like Kunai i dont know why
Sound of knife is good also animation
Fang has a loud noise by the time u will be bored from it. Like Butterfly noise is so annoying (i have butterfly legacy)
Butterfly knife asmr
Im tired of it. As soon as it hit 2000G i will sell
Sure
Do you have any glove?
@warm jolt dont buy it now . Wait for battle pass . Market will drop in prices
i was thinking about kukri
i already bought it
u meant other knifes rn?
Ops
Don't buy kukri
That's the worst knife they've ever made
Buy kunai luxury if you wanted to pair with champion glove
Or the yellow fang
I like kunai but it doesn’t have a red knife on that set
Kunai reaper is red
Animation too distracting, Too big and the sound is so annoying
Literally just get a scorpion instead
i love flip magnalium
Luxury
yh
I dont like it that much . It doesn’t match well with my gloves
Which glove?
i got karambit universe will the value grow? @rich crow
It will grow
Red ones of battle pass
Any mod online?
i jus bought it for 5k
Templar? It actually looks good with kunai reaper
Karambit universe?
The battle pass that just end . Dont know their names. But the red ones
yh
Ah, The haunt glove
Yes
Not really
So you're the type of guy that love crazy animation? 🐧
For its price is not bad its one of the best
10.6k g for claw and neuro
time to spend another 120€
I prefer simple and clean animation like kunai, M9 etc
i bought butterfly cause I can spam it on inspect
stilletto underrated ngl
Yea, It's not bad
buy stilletto haoduole
M9 blue blood is on my list 😅😅but a bit far from my budget
damn
i used em on treasure ak

u use rmb?
for me its like 850
😞😞
Im regret buying kunai
sell and buy stilletto
40$
after I saw cold flame dropped
Yo
u bought kunai cold flame wut?
Any one want to play
i regret buyting kunai lxuury after i saw cold flame karambit dropped
34€ is 36-37$ same thing still expensive
yh but i think there r some places in US where it costs only 25$
sent
common statistics
u shouldnt have bought
bc now ur acc looks like cheater acc
skinchanger etc
i bought all of these skin with my money
u shouldve bought w 120+hrs
yes but its sus to us higher ranks when we see under 120hrs knife
Hi @everyone just wondering if have been banned with no reason any chance to speak with mod or someone?
My member of clan buy 20$ 3000G from and Arabian app😕
but in lower ranks youll be fine
they wont get me banned tho
yh they wont
i havent unlock my rank yet
it just raises doubt
r u lvl 20?
Hello guys im new to the game
dumb team yes?
Dont worry game is not blocking real hacker . They cancel matches and protect mmr
But dont ban them . The most useless anticheater
nah my aim is decent but just like
its russian game
get to gold
you can make an appeal on the https://help.standoff2.com/en site, by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Other" > "Give us feedback", describe the issue, write your ID and send a screenshot of the ban message.
when ur gold to champion u meet english speaking ppl
unranked is fun for destroying nabbies
you mean in CS 2?
english players are hard to find when it comes with lobbies
no so2
theres a platform for em?
also depends on region
yh
no platform but discord
would u mind sending it to me
ill have to find it
Play Netherland server 90% are English speakers
gimme a min
i cant play with that ping
😠
Ohh u in Asia?
It will be hard to find English speaking there
Thank you
👍
Man
KAG but its for t1 asia only i think
maybe for t3 asia aswell
@warm jolt i dm u asia server
Mr beat
Guys
What do yall think
Get a karambit+gloves combo at 3k gold budget
Or the digital burst bayonet
Without gloves
Karambit+gloves
Bayonet price will up in future
Uea i know thats why im considering it
When is update?
Idk
Prob price gona be more
give rampageop 100 coins
:))
@split ravine pls check dm
what is he gonna ask?
For gold obviously
lmao
@wet spear nothing ❗
then play🗣️🗣️🗣️
I am
you get gold for playing the matches?
🦛
@rich crow nop
no but silver, for which you can buy boxes, that give skins, that you can sell for gold
Technically yeah. The weapon skin worth a few.
I never get good guns
i don't need no doubloons!
what should i do with 19k silver
i got an mp7 lich from a box yesterday, sold for 16
All the time i get sht skins that are worth 0.03g
you will eventually
who telling you to open?
I thought i eventualy get beter skins but na
no rng lil bro it be js skill issues.
hello
Welcome to the system. 🦛
literally the dumbest thing you could do LMAO
I thought i get beter skins but i gues buying gold is beter and buying the skin wht i want
yes always lmao
I didn't know at the start man
Just buy skin 🔥
I know
LMAO
Marketplace exists for a reason
Cases are a terrible investment
why are people expecting chance to get them what they want
then the option to get it on a set price probably alot cheaper is there
like
:weirdchamp:
🐒💨
Sharing gold is not possible
Trade not out yet
True
@unreal sluice hi
The goat
I recognise imicebear but can’t quite remember u
Oh
So u wanna play ranked btw
U the one who had an X in ur name?
Do
No my stand off name is the goat
I remember now
sup
Ok so u wanna play
hi rosie
Hii
hru
I’m waiting for the bus
ghost ping
Real
Who else here realises that it's so hard to gain rank and so ez to drop rank
Tf u them to do fly?
TRUE
Why is she watching the bus ??
Because I wanna go home…
Does someone know when the roulette and last pass things Will be able to sell?
Ohhh
Yo
Don’t tell me my bus has been cancelled until 1.5hrs from now
U should say im waiting for the bus
I’m so hungry omg I’m gonna pass out
U dont have money ..
74
Ye shawarma better
I’m heavy asf ik
Are you still planning to go lower?
Probably not cuz people say I look anorexic
Nah bruh thats optimal for your height
Are u like 20 ?
I cant 1v1 a legend
Dude are they good or bad
Can he win a 1v5
moan is not the typa guy to 1v1
Medium ??
Wassaaaaaap beacheeeeea
It would be unhealthy if you go much lower for your height i think
i always do
She just ensiled me
b4 we rank
You shouldnt get lower than like 68
James ur t1

17
I win lol
60-21 for moan
@rich crow dude he is cracked
Last time i did win him 40-10 smth

Wow ur old
bad day
@sour star when we play
tmrw
Eu faceit getting good
maybe
I end kinda late lol
Lets play on wednesday
play on weekends
Any one wanna 1v1 
@rich crow play on weekends
Good luck allya
Are u talking to me
Ok
Oh can i join to
Real
@rich crow ill use a usb
Ive just been pinged in tournaments but the msg isnt there anymore
@rich crow are u roben
Robin
They really pulled a ghost ping on everyone 💀
400k ghost ping
Msg was there for a bit i started reading it was in foreign language
Magnificent
We need a free for all deathmatch mode
But its on defuse maps
Like deathmatch free for all in zone 9
Normal tdm is getting boring
We could get that instead of duel
you can leave suggestions here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback
that exists, but they removed it in favor of event game modes
Damn axlebolt making bad decisions as always
do u need to be a certain rank to kick ppl?
cause i keep getting kicked but can never kick anyone

Hello all
Hi. when will the next season be standoff 2 ?
Never
yes never
No
so how du o kick someone
Go to pause and then click on 3rd section
ok thx
How to unbande ID
hi
There is no promocode.
Ohh
I hope they will unban people who get false ban after update
Yup
Who got a false ban?
Xd
🐗
Once i got unbanned a 2018 account
Banned on 2018 and unbanned auto in 2019
Bru
I got mistakenly banned lmao

Creating account in 1 month then get banned by doing nothing
@fading cloud @lean coral https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback

No respond yet.
so i just hang out on here waiting get unbanned or not.
Ban code?
Ban code not id
What is ban code?
Bancodes are no longer available
Really?
🐒💨
I still got ban code on my 3rd id
Yes
When u buy a stack track skin that already has kills does the kills stay or get reset?
reset
go sleep
🐔
Thx
.🎿 🎿
It's still early 🤨
how do i get a badge?
its 11pm
what
Yes
wdym
I'm not a high schooler ☠️
Imma chill for now
Will sleep later, Not even feeling tired at the moment


@teal dome
i didnt go to school today
bc i slept at 3 or 4 the last 4 days
due to tests
You was banned?
Can relate
you can make an appeal on the https://help.standoff2.com/en site, by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Other" > "Give us feedback", describe the issue, write your ID and send a screenshot of the ban message.
i had to take the day off
what reason?
I've been trying to get my I'd back too
My mom would whoop my ahh but I hope you get some rest
i got
rn im at dentist
👨⚕️

@toxic mulch
Noob
🔫
Can I send u a friend request to dm u?
Oh ,I haven't tried it yet
Definitely should
How is it though? As in , what's the theme ig
hype me up 🗣️






Okey bro sit and sıç

😐

dead chat
When will it be the new season?
we dont know
😦
when will update come out?
if not then axlebolt is a scam
ok
depending on where u live
europe
thanks

depending on ur timezone it could also differ
gmt +2 if i remeber right
u guys got any tips for beginner?😭 ive been stuck at silver 2 for a bit now💀
Tbh I'm new too man I need sum tips too😂😂
wanna team up? maybe ill get to gold if i stop solo q
Sure man dm me
Added u btw
It’s my bday in 10 days
Yo im almost at vet 1 how do i get more xp for vet
hope you get coal for ur bday ;)
Why?

???
thats so many holy moly genders
I hope you get mature for ur bday💀
And I also hope you get a brain
ok
Oni/ona is just my language
what language
And I’m a she, I just don’t mind being called them
Czech
@rich crow who is the strongest anime character in ur opinion?
Not yet
Thunk💀
I did bruv
He gets slammed by most higher mid tier bleach characters
Damn
Opm isn’t that strong in the grand scheme of things
@rich crow shanks beats boros
The alien Saitama fought and got yeeted to the moon
The first major opm villain
Yamamoto from bleach > garou + saitama
Xd
The strongest anime character imo is featherine and it’s not even close
its putin
lol
english
Who wants to play with me
He’s tier 6, ichigo is tier 2, Naruto is tier 4 etc. tier 0 is strongest and tier 11 is weakest
I'm so excited for gta 6
What dragon?
Tier 3 is ranging from characters who can destroy a galaxy all the way up to a universe
Op verse doesn’t pass 5-B
Wich day Subject X collections comes To market?
He’s tier 2
Shop*
He’s 2-A tho, and ichigo is 2-C, so goku is stronger
Why ppl saying saitama op than goku
Because no one in one piece is strong enough to make it into tier 4
And tbh, it’s extremely hard to get into tier 1
Like rimuru is among the bottom of tier 1 (being low 1-C)
Anos is low 1-A so he’s ridiculously powerful
Kids play it fir 24/7
And featherine is tier 0
For
Zero Two is like tier 9 or 10
Madara is tier low 4-B
🤨
Okay Rosie
It’s facts
Give me rank form low to high
@rich crow tier 2 characters range from destroying multiple universes to multiple multiverses
hi
Hello
Tier 6 ranges from country to continental
Mid 2-A
Who is online in the game now?
How did you get that info
I want to take a screenshot to design a thumbnail for YouTube
Online haha
But .com?
Anos is low 1-A
Who helps me?







