#💬│english-chat
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Hi
True
You can use the polygon to adjust it all, and then do tdm to see how it actually feels
Like mine are rlly rlly weird
Mine's just.. idk, I like copied someone else's but completely changed it again
Noice
Still play?
Yeah, I'm still playing
Good
In 4 rounds I’ve been disconnected 4 times
Why is my WiFi so bad all of a sudden
I can usually have some rounds where I can play but I’m just constant 850+ ping
5 times in 5 rounds disconnected
Why can’t I have 1 round
Boring
The old versions feeled smoother while shooting
Like u could feel, ur shooting the enemy
Way smoother
Yes i downloaded a old version 2020
And i am shocked i can kill so easily
In tdm 
brooooo
bruh
cant even complain about HW skins going on market
space vision only took 2 days
and we going back to 20




Someone wanna buy ak-47 fabric storm with 4 snickers:
Zone 9 370g
Sandstone 350g
Rust 265g
Province 235 .
Who wanna buy pls text me in dm
Whats HW skin
HalloWeen
like those skins from bp?
Yes
Dude i got scammed of 20k gold...
What the hek
I paid a guy 20k for an account of steam
It was done in game lobby..
His name is RazvanBulaniu33
Is there a way i can report him of fraud?
Noo why the newest jjk ep so sad
Coo Anum
Do yall just call the AWM an AWP?
Yes
I want to talk bout smthin related to Yt can U accept the friend request
@unreal sluice
Could have told in dms
i mean it was released later than it should have
How hard is it to add skins to market?
This is a genuine question btw
@proper gyro u watching frieren too?
Imma try do my max push ups again
Whats the max pushups
Yes
I only managed 82 push ups nooo
I’m tired imma go toilet then go to bed
Or step 5 send address
Indeed
You ask for gold
No
Beg
Is begging
🤓 👆
I have 3.29 gold
Jajjaa
They split the ban too
Wow
It's easy. Just pay for it
Then play without skins. You don't need skins to be good
When I was 10 year old I used to charge 50$ on gold
Xaxxaxaxa
I've spent lile 500$ on so2
Zd
Xd

It's not 1000$
?
Where i can write suggestion?
Tf does that mean
Nowhere
It's 120 hz
120 frames per second
Wow
How old are u??@rich crow
U said 10?
And u had ds since u where 6?
💀
Wbu how old were u again?
would you like the market to crash 70%?
and really
🐗
Ok
Did u drop it?
Anyone got a gang I can join?
Promocode?
Rt
no
help me
its 2:30 am and i can't sleep cuz i ate smth with coffee in it
but like
alot
Well don't take any caffeine before you sleep next time
smoke zaza
give me
anyone have skin with 2019 stickers on it im buying
Bro is there any batlepass in now
no
Is there any promos?
yes
how
?
what is the promocode
How did I get the legend's position here on discord?
c724HSDMS0AERyPjR
very real
😭
No
When new market drop?
Understandable
Whene the next battel bass
how to get gold
money
When the next jajajajj?
when does the Halloween stuff come to market
When will my dad come back?
yes
Wdym?
Does it decrease the spay etc and add accuracy
bet ok
Only so much a mobile app can do that's enough
Is case opening as rigged as cs or kinda worth it?
bouta splurge if that's the case 😏
Can you actually add a clan description to Discord?
hello
Hi
Can
Id
1 min
Ok
I'll look for your ID
okay
Already
yooo
guys i bought karambit uni
can anyone give me 20 golds
cool bruv
ye
What's your game version?
0.26.0
You're using android or ios?
Andro
Clear google play data and try again
Yep
I've sent it
Oh, The problem is that your phone is out of storage
Just delete standoff and reinstall
It'll fix it
Yea, Just reinstall the game and it'll be fine
But if I reinstall I'm afraid my package will run out
Oh you're using mobile data?
Do you have any place with public wifi nearby?
In Indonesia there is no public wifi
Really?
Yes
Like in laundry or restaurant
I can't go there because it's far away and I don't have a vehicle to get there😅
Damn, Sorry to hear that
No problem
If you don't want to reinstall the game, You have to delete some apps before updating
Alright
Have a nice day
the exam so scuffed they had to reschedule
anyone tryna hop in vc and f around
I'm drinking n mobile gamin
bacardi and some random nips
tis
Well I'll be in vc if anyone tryna bully some moms kid
Bro I just tried to untwist the cap of my dispo lmao
Yikes
Is the allies game mode where I get ranked? Or is it comp matches
Hi
Hello
So someone pull up
@bronze grove I wanna report scammer
i can whoop you in chest lmao
I can whoop you in uhhh.. cooking competition
make me a sandwich
I can't
steak for ppl like ne
🥩
real
raw 
is cuz y'all done got pcs?
wish I could I be diff but I def spent savings on CODM
bro I remove myself
🐗
When's the subject x collection coming on the marketplace?
can we play
lm busy rn 😦
Maybe next year
Next year?
After 2024
Wait how do you know it’s after 2024?
Is it like after like certain time periods or what
@paper tangle is there ban if downloaded from tap tap
Is there any chance that an account that was banned 2 years ago will be unbanned if you ask support?
No
F
But if u pay them secretly 500$ maybe
Haha
Baby don't hurt me
Don’t hurt me
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@brazen hound did u also make these emoji
🐓
I guess the nopressure one looks made by Spedak
The one who also made the
pack
Hi yall

hi

Yo does anyone know if you can disable or change the aim and shoot feature with the shoot button to just shooting?
You can learn something in this video: https://youtu.be/lSM3NelGuGs
This doesn't say much about my question but thanks 👍
🐔
🐔
Damn bruh
Per day
Romania wasn't born in like 1918
🐡
What you looking at you big chicken
🐔 
You big chicken
You shall not pass
December 1, Romania's day
🐖
It's not a birth date bruh
Takes like 10 seconds to google
Man im from Romania:))
Most cultured romanian
🐓
Gathering accurate information isn't hard, especially about history
Tho
I only got triggered because I'm also from romania
😠😤
The actual birth date is rather on 24th January ☝️🐓
Help u about what?
anything
i've never played fps games
i played some deathmatch today but im bad and idk how to get better
Watch yt tutorials -_-
Legend?
Why i can't play/find standoff 2?
Hi
Also can't find it on goggle
Maybe is banned in your country
🙂
?
Vietnam????
Yes
Heh
Download from tap tap
Its banned?
Its banned
Yes
Vietnam noob politics
F
Ok
But pugb/ff/cod still on in vietnam
Xd
rah
dm
when is the new season out?
it did already
nice new alt
What r u talking about
the old stack of alts goes hard 🗣️ 🔥
🐗💨
Hi guys
Ok
come dms
What DMS means
Done
buy karambit universe
hmm
yeah
i bought universe today
and the price went 3100
karambit universe
Fang obsidian
100 isn’t a grow up. It could go down also . But in longer term defenitly karambit prices will be wayyy higher
fr
how much should i sell the karambit nebula with the pattern 006 for?
Someone know how can I get skin
opening cases or buying from the market
2950
bro I got in with bronze
When is new pass
Hi
Why every comp game must be sandstone map
Literally every single game
Its garbage
No game
Well technically its garbage
Its the same for years
Idk why they dont get bored of it
Idk man
Halo geys
Sandstone best map tf
I used to hate rust lol nowadays im ok whit it
But v2 province was better than the one now
Used to love the first province rework
i mean
nothing changed much about it
sure a got abit of rework
b was changed for the better
sites were literally too open
Yeah but i dont like that big wood block on the middle of the map, there are a few other things i dont like aswell
old province didn't had that
Yeah thats true
it's for cover
I mean new province
and benefits both parties
Yes but i think its a bit toooo big
Yeah ill have to get used to new province now
if you can predict where enemies are it's quite fast paced
also province is at its 6th rework
hlo
heyy
Mods!
wht msg is tht
When a new one comes
Pls ban him @olive dust
So thers no battle pass now?
Yep
bro im not a mod i was just curious 💀
Hello semauaiq
👋
and also i think he's just joking dw @brittle knoll
🐡
Every game has non stop battle passes
What's a joke?

🤨
the wall hack thing
Does anyone wants to sell I'd for 20k?dm
👋
bruh
I didn’t saw it 
yes yesyes
are you indian?
:parrot2:
Yeee

ohh nicee
Huh?
I am from Bangladesh
i seee
Ever been to bangcock?
It's bangkok you flipping cow
My parents are from there
Oop my bad
💀 .
Pretty cool
you can make an appeal on the https://help.standoff2.com/en site, by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Other" > "Give us feedback", describe the issue, write your ID and send a screenshot of the ban message.

Not too offensively I mean
It's common here
It's a playful way to show your anger
I heard cows are like "adored"? by indians so im cool
I love spreading misinformation (not about the game or server)
Not sure if adores is the right word
🐓
Worshipped *
Jesus do you go outside?
Wich ban Code?
Device ban
🧢
Ahhh
Everybody says that 🗣️
Why would a hacker say they didnt when asked?

Its like asking a robbers if he robbed
Device ban or ban Code?
Skin changer
true
Oh well maybe u get unban when u Not cheating on second acc
Honest, honest, honest, are you honest cuz im honest,

i won’t get caught
Be honest u cheating on fake acc
Do u guys know any good youtuber who speaks english
Prob lilith so2
ROYAL skyline
Xd
Dead channel
He uploaded a few weeks ago i think
When u get ban like 1002 or 1001 u get Device ban 
yep
The ban codes were removed.
What, why
I whish my main got unbanned tho
🐔 🦕
I don’t know a reason, but I know that ban codes were removed
Bcoz people can't remember bancodes
@sick crater stop making me feel extra broke pls
baby don’t hurt me
U hurting me
Skibidi dabbudu dip dip
Now there is only text with the reason of your ban. @brittle knoll
Oh
That's better then, people won't come here to ask why they were banned
I banned him
🐓
🐒💨
Aka The Community
I know why it got banned unlike u
Yes unlike u im being honest, i downloaded hacks so i could have skin changer
Wait for an answer on the technical support site.
Ok👍
You don’t need to send a message to our discord moderators, but just wait for an answer. @golden yarrow
Yes.
Yes
@rich crow
@rich crow crazy profile banner ngl

🐡 🐡
You can send the evidence to me.
Thats what im saying
Actually, no. I just opened the site, copied a link, and sent it.
@queen prairie read my bio
Sema still clueless
I saw it, he will be banned.
🐡
Account banned even
No you didnt
ToS break right there
It’s in the history of my messages on this server.
No i like being in a simulation
it’s the first of the month
you can’t even report profiles to discord
"I just your took ability for read to 5 seconds" nice typo there, chief, take a load of this guy, grammar is overrated 🤣😂😂👉
not halal
You can and I already did
🦕
Punished
lmao gl
Thats big
🐔
Yeah thats good
We stay halal boys💪
What or who they burning
I know what I just wrote
Wooden heating
Includes the source and purpose
🦕
You are 2 braincel
(includes the source and purpose)
🐔
((from brain and no purpos-))
I wonder if i can hack discord and give myself nitro
Through free tria- do not hack discord please
🐓
Womp womp
How
Trying to exploit/hack Discord for nitro is such a waste of talent.
But i meant hack the app itself not the servers and stuff
Pretty sure nitros are server sided so good luck with that.
I have lucky patcher installed on my phone
(because you become a cybercriminal)
Not lucky patcher.
Server sided yes yes skibidi dop
Dont knock it till you tried it
Nah im good
Axaxaxaxaxax
Even minimum wage could cover the cost
Go to work
That's step 1
Sit on a chair
For 1:30 hours at a time
Damn
4 times
Just like school fr
Really, just don't bother with nitro. It's such a waste.
Which btw, ☝️😮
But i want pretty profile😔
Historically was a punishment
Yeah
It's just
Forgot the word
🐓
Useless?
Nitro is part of extra expenses (still don't remember)
having a job is easier than going to school
Is it though?
Once you get the main expenses out of your way, priorities, then you should try getting this kinda stuff
☝️🐓
i didnt pay for nitro since like 2020
yes depends what job youre doing
Im 16 and barely do anything so idk if nitro can be considered extra
Wdym, also I just don't remember the word

🦜
Idk tbh
Nah school is shi,
Probably.
Hustle Uni lectures.
Nitro only worth, for the sus emote
🐔
Rn my priority is just get cool knifes in standoff nothing else
The yellow one
We being discord mod kittens nowadays
Jiggly jelly
That's still a luxury
Well in this economy i cant even judge
U did sus things?
🐓
welp i accidently reported someone
No, im tired of redbull
cuz of this stupid app
Wow false banner!
love it when the menu just pops up outta nowhere and you tryna close it but it BRINGS MORE MENU
21 out of 22 races is a joke i dont wanna hear about redbull anymore
I only ever drank the basic one my family doesnt let me
😂🤣😹
Any new promocodes
Its the "youre too young to do that" stuff
The one i drank was in secret
🐔
Hello
Black coffee (I guess that's how the cool kids call coffee without anything in it) feelz like it grinds your teeth
free can you give me
Like the grounds get in between them
I drink coffe whit milk usualy
Last time i drank pure coffe was 3 months ago
There is no promocode.
Dad didn't come back with milk
.e jt
Bro what
I confirm you are not real
But, we have article about promocode: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code
Might??? Its def weird
Soggy bread

Bread with water but bitter (worse)
Soggy bitter bread bro, why would i want that
try it with beer 🍺
You're done you're done ☝️
Hello
Not a real being
i dip bread in salicylic acid
Its an actual simulation
I dip mine in cu-
Thats good tho
Brb dip my bread in Botulinum
I make a toast w cheese and ham and soy sauce dip
Isn't soy sauce also like
I dared
Tasteless
Or tastes funny
The ones i did whit are kinda sweet, but not in a sugary way yknow
🦕
Its awfull
I always taste any ingredients I find
Cuz hot pineapple tastes awfull plus its sweet
And I remember soy sauce is just like watery tasting but like
💀
Why would i want sweetness on a pizza
A bit spicy
🗿🍷
JK
Nice teeth
THX
Did you brush them today?
yes
Nice
🐔 🦕
I did
Ice cream with pizza is goated
I did
gotta try it
Jk
Damn ill stop talking
Fr
not spoonful
What the fart is a vegimite
Oh nahhhhh
nah doesn’t look like penut buttr
it looks like coke cola freezes
You gonna get a disease from that
nah
Your guts will start brewing alcohol
Brewer’s yeast
🦕
It still goes inside your stomach, right?
What if it stays in
Check out Auto-brewery syndrome
🐓
"Might occur in immunodeficient individuals"
Or people who use immunosupressants
Those kinda people are at risk for a lot of other things but yea
I hate this neighborhood, I demand more oxygen! There's wood smoke everywhere! (from the fireplaces used in heating)
If only there was a thing called "affordable technological advancements" to help with that 😞
Nice farts
A fast running pig and a fast sliding-on-ice pig
Where is the dust coming from if he's sliding on ice?

You should be more considerate of your emoji use@fading cloud

🐡
Yk what's funny
In cs2 people are wondering when tdm is coming back
🐓
And they still have free for all
🐔
bro the problem is they bring a mod that i dont play and take away the ffa
Yea
In so2 ig it wasn't a decision caused by a massive update
No excuse

I think
i see you like emojis
There were many modes that come and go
What about it?
no its cool bro
🦕
🥄
Nice fork
fork !!??!??!
Yeeeee 🐓
thats a god damn sooon baby
Nice sooon
spoon
Discord or parallel call when i play auto disconect anyone knows how to solve?
eeewww haram
Disable battery optimization
For discord
And so2
Already done
or you mistakenly opened close apps as soon as i open another app from dev settings
Disable device care optimization
Had that too before tho, also it could be a ram issue too
yah if your toaster doesnt have enough ram its trying not to become a bomb
Although if it was a ram issue, you'd switch back to the game and either it would restart or the call would crash
I think
But if the network crashes or whatever, prolly like some battery optimization
@turbid turtle
I haver 6 +5
It just started to crash some days ago
I know the device care fix from Samsung
Poco m5
Idk maybe make a ticket on helpdesk
Google gives me results about "poco m5 battery draining 🙁"
And I'm lazy to keep searching
Axlebolt hire me as community supporter
🐓 🐓
Yeah bcoz u steal my pic
check #📸│photos
Baby don't hurt me
@strong flax Mango-D
why is there cooldown
Yo minion do you have the purple gloves from bp?
Can you show me them with the obsidian fang?
no more 😔
Ded chat
Damn i want karambit too
Our money
True
But i think i want the karambit universe
What can I get for 30 gold
Few skins
Nc
Ill get the karambit probably next year only
Can I trade my 30 gold for something
Idk
I want to trade with someone



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