💬│english-chat

[paper tangle]

credit card declines

Therapist:

[random jay]

You know, I've been active in the so2 scene for like 5 years now

[raven vector]

Lmaoo

[random jay]

And if there's one thing it has taught me

[hexed igloo]

where you live

[random jay]

It's the fu"€€cking inequality in this world

Even within Europe

[paper tangle]

zani wants free healthcare

[random jay]

And I literally can't do anything about that

[raven vector]

They don't bother fixing anything and just add new skins to say hey look shiny skin come by shiny new skin

[fresh notch]

Free healthcare🤑🤑

[hexed igloo]

i love free stuff

[raven vector]

Yerr

[paper tangle]

It taught me how lonely I was

[random jay]

That, too

[paper tangle]

And I should touch grass

[random jay]

Maybe

Not really actually

[raven vector]

Do exercise

[paper tangle]

And here I am touching metal and oil

[random jay]

It was an escape from reality

[raven vector]

I do cardio A LOT

[paper tangle]

(I’m at work)

[raven vector]

Bruh

[hexed igloo]

I don't know about you, when I'm lost in life i always return to god

[random jay]

God is dead

[raven vector]

Sounds 😫

[paper tangle]

Man god did nothing to me

[fresh notch]

God is Dead💀

[paper tangle]

I lost faith ngl

[raven vector]

I ain't religious but I do love reading religious books

[hexed igloo]

im never depressed ever since

[raven vector]

Quran is my favourite Holy book ngl

[hexed igloo]

yes

[random jay]

Guys I just decided ill be doing a 100.000g giveaway soon

Gonna be lit

[raven vector]

Sheeeshh

[paper tangle]

I’ve been depressed once and after that happened

I just happened to laugh everything off

[paper tangle]

Bet

(This is totally not advertising and against the rules but who cares)

[verbal imp]

Could slide me that fr

[random jay]

It's not an advertisement, because I'm not using it to my advanteg e in any way

[raven vector]

Same, I'm totally not stewieSidal😃

[paper tangle]

Moment

@rich crow Dad joke me

[random jay]

I feel you

[raven vector]

I will probs give away my gold and skins if next update 💩💩

[random jay]

I can say lots of things but yeah it won't help

[hexed igloo]

in the end chasing this world is not wroth it

[raven vector]

Fr it won't, only reason I don't is bec I don't wanna be selfish and put that guilt and pain on my fam and friends

[random jay]

Hope's what kept me going, but that just sounds cringe

It did get better

[raven vector]

Lol nah I get it

[random jay]

Just took 3 years

[raven vector]

Oh that's pretty quick tbh

Took me 6 years for paranoia and 7-8 for anxiety

[rich crow]

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

[random jay]

I think I'm very privileged

To be where I am

[raven vector]

Same, I'm getting carried in life ngl

[paper tangle]

ironically it’s literally how you do it

[rich crow]

Hey 7. Long time no see.

[paper tangle]

but that’s also a good one

[random jay]

Hi

[paper tangle]

I remember the time when I thought Hel was scary

(I still think she is scary)

[random jay]

That's long

[rich crow]

Right, I use punctuation. Mostly terribly.

[raven vector]

Fr but only bec I didn't try or have any help, not until my family kicked me out and made me homeless then I started to work on it

[random jay]

I remember when Hel wasn't using punctuation

[paper tangle]

It’s terrifying since I don’t know if you’re happy or not.

[raven vector]

🤣

[paper tangle]

or chill

Even dming you is scary for me

Maybe I’m just too timid

[raven vector]

Sounds like it cuuhh

[random jay]

As soon as you actually start to work on it, things should be going upwards

[paper tangle]

It does sound like it

[rich crow]

We don't talk about the past.

It was... Awful.

[paper tangle]

I wanna hear the story

[hexed igloo]

once upon a time

[raven vector]

Fr, it did help but I went the desensitisation route and it worked for my paranoia, only a little for anxiety but I took meds for that and after 2 weeks of bad side effects I stopped taking them then I had no anxiety

[paper tangle]

[random jay]

@raven vector that's really great

[hexed igloo]

i do think spring onion does not belong in sandwich

[random jay]

I never took medicine, I was too scared to act

[raven vector]

Fr, but I still depressed on and off

[random jay]

Or something

[paper tangle]

Spring onion is the worst on a sandwich

[random jay]

But honestly, social contacts and social developments saved me

[raven vector]

Yeah I put it off bec I hate the idea but my anxiety was super bad and my other attempts didn't do much

[hexed igloo]

thank you

tell that to my mom

[paper tangle]

I will

one of these days

(It won’t happen)

[raven vector]

Same partly yeah I didn't get anxiety just from talking bec of that it was leading upto things that gave it to me most

[hexed igloo]

"and that's how i meet your mother"

[paper tangle]

[hexed igloo]

you're not you when you are hungry

[raven vector]

Rn I just need to get a new job then I wanna boy a campervan and live on my own for a few years

[hexed igloo]

or something idk

[random jay]

It's hard to say where depression comes from, but I think loneliness often plays a role

[raven vector]

Nah for me it was from other people that I got depression from

[random jay]

Loneliness as in, not the fear of being alone, but just the situation of having no friends, no one to tLk to

[paper tangle]

Take a snickers bar

[raven vector]

Actually yeah

[random jay]

Because yeah talking seemingly actually helps, a lot

Also, I'm going to sleep

Now

[paper tangle]

damn

That abrupt

[random jay]

Because I'm still drunk as fu

[paper tangle]

fair enough

[random jay]

[raven vector]

Goodnighhttttt

🫡

[paper tangle]

You have yourself a great nights rest 007

and have yourself a good day tomorrow

[random jay]

I'll see you

[paper tangle]

[raven vector]

See ya

[random jay]

Don't forget that I'll be doing a 100.000g giveaway

Remind me of it

[paper tangle]

[raven vector]

I'll remind you

[random jay]

Sure

[raven vector]

I'll just dm you now so I don't forget too

[random jay]

Okay

[paper tangle]

Me gonna forget but then remember suddenly

[random jay]

That's also fairb

[raven vector]

Lol selective memory

[random jay]

Bye

[paper tangle]

Bye bye

Have a good night

[raven vector]

Byeee

[paper tangle]

[raven vector]

[random jay]

[paper tangle]

It’s raw

[raven vector]

Yes

Spring Union is vary nieecee

[hexed igloo]

it does

[raven vector]

Nah its good for noodles ngl

[rich crow]

[raven vector]

Or sturfry

[hexed igloo]

spring onion is ok, but not in sandwiches

[paper tangle]

I ate spring onion in my ramen the other week and I didnt even taste it once

[raven vector]

Lmao

Fr

[paper tangle]

And I ate the whole thing

[hexed igloo]

cause it's one with the broth

[raven vector]

You gotta take a slice of it with a mouthful of ramen thas why

[paper tangle]

I did that

all the time

[raven vector]

Oh

[paper tangle]

[raven vector]

Lmaoo

[paper tangle]

I ate it

[hexed igloo]

the white part does

[paper tangle]

Like it’s lettuce

[raven vector]

They have onion taste

But mild

Maybe you have covid then

[paper tangle]

nah dawg

[raven vector]

Or it was off

[paper tangle]

I didn’t even get the virus once

All I got was throat infection

[raven vector]

Raw onion is good tho

[paper tangle]

[raven vector]

Same, I didn't get covid once

[paper tangle]

Onions have layers

[raven vector]

Yes, it's good especially red onion

[raven vector]

Lmfao

That shrek emote is amazing lmaoo

I eat raw onion often, it's just good

[hexed igloo]

i remember touching parts of it which i thought was plastic and i rubbed my eyes after

[paper tangle]

The shrek movies fell off after the 2nd one tbh

[raven vector]

Nah bruh

[paper tangle]

[raven vector]

Lmao

[paper tangle]

I feel sorry

for your loss

[raven vector]

Makes sense

[hexed igloo]

check your mailbox

[paper tangle]

check your bucket

[raven vector]

Same

[paper tangle]

[raven vector]

It's just a letter box in the door here

A little slot thing the postman puts letters through the door

[proper gyro]

wo xing shi

[paper tangle]

My mailbox is on a bucket filled with concrete because apparently a gang member stole it and off’d someone with it

[hexed igloo]

insane

[raven vector]

Bruh

[paper tangle]

and that’s not even the worst part about it

[hexed igloo]

this some wwe stuff

[paper tangle]

when we opened it

There were brain chunks on it

[proper gyro]

it was just

[raven vector]

BRUH

[hexed igloo]

damn

[proper gyro]

blood

[hexed igloo]

move out of your country bro 😂

sorry wrong emoji

[proper gyro]

fr america wack

[raven vector]

I think imma head off for the night I'm tired af and it's almost 3am here

[paper tangle]

and we cleaned it and re used it

[proper gyro]

canada

[paper tangle]

and now we put it with concrete

[raven vector]

Goodnight

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

Good night man

Great talk with you

[raven vector]

[paper tangle]

[raven vector]

Fr good talking with you too

[hexed igloo]

is this an average texas day

[paper tangle]

it’s an average southern Texas day

[proper gyro]

you mean

[paper tangle]

gang wars are common and random

[proper gyro]

(I can't see that btw)

[paper tangle]

We have several in case of emergencies

[proper gyro]

(love my wifi)

[hexed igloo]

do they ride horses and use an iron belt

maybe hats too

[paper tangle]

Nah that’s further north and north east

Seen one

It was really not nice

[hexed igloo]

do they come to steal golds from thy innocence peasants

[paper tangle]

Close to 200 people in total

some horses were there

[proper gyro]

idk maybe call in a nuke

[paper tangle]

and all died

poor souls ngl

but damn it was brutal

Some brought dynamite somehow

Yeah

they fight in the night

not in the day because they care about everyone’s safety and privacy

[proper gyro]

i cant have shi on texas ongggggg

[paper tangle]

but when it’s night time it’s everyone for themselves

South Texas

[proper gyro]

is dallas worse?

[paper tangle]

on one of the worst rated cities

[paper tangle]

nah we’re worse

by a lot

[devout bobcat]

Haha nab. 🐓

[paper tangle]

They got one minority group in Dallas

Over here

We got several of them fighting in the nights

Yeah

[devout bobcat]

Come and live in my village where there are no death every month.

[paper tangle]

A lot yeah

[hexed igloo]

is it worth the cheap lands

[paper tangle]

I remember one night where it was 1 am and there was a hostage situation in my damn neighborhood and a gang war close to my back yard

[paper tangle]

Yeah

It’s worth it

[distant kraken]

Yeah i bet

[paper tangle]

but you gotta know your street knowledge

Yeah

without anyone dying somehow

meanwhile the gang war was over for a piece of cake

[hexed igloo]

you think you can defeat a cowboy?
i think not you scallywag

[paper tangle]

really dumb stuff happens here

We had the swat team

Helicopters

The news where there

were*

and I just wanted some damn sleep

And then I slept throughout the whole thing

[void lark]

Does anyone know how to report cheaters?

[paper tangle]

Yeah

[paper tangle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

Some of them are cool

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[paper tangle]

I only know some because I took some friends home from high school

[devout bobcat]

I hate final year project.🦙

[paper tangle]

honestly

It’s the Mexicans

there’s a lot of them

[proper gyro]

salsa

with parsley

[paper tangle]

not even the whites or blacks, chinese or the others are bigger than them

[proper gyro]

🐓🐓🐓

you are literally on the south south

[hexed igloo]

This unethical impoliteness cannot be forgiven, you shall empty the compartment of thy pantaloons upon your defeats ⚔️

[proper gyro]

why would the chinese go south

[paper tangle]

the actual cowboys are further south

[proper gyro]

🐓

[paper tangle]

they don’t really care

they just like their land

it’s fun being in their land

visited one for doing some business

[proper gyro]

unloads snakeshot in 1.8secs

[paper tangle]

and I got to ride a horse

it’s so much fun

oh yea they are

All they want is to protect their families

And if the worst happens the war happens

[proper gyro]

200 gang people but are different gangs?

[paper tangle]

which happens often but most of the time at least 4-18 people die

[paper tangle]

That’s the cowboy gangs

over here it’s about 2-4 times bigger

[hexed igloo]

do they throw one of those ropes

[paper tangle]

Yeah

[proper gyro]

lasso

[hexed igloo]

😨😨

im afraid

[paper tangle]

Only in certain situations

but normally no

They have moral codes

[proper gyro]

i would not like to be a southern

[paper tangle]

The police yeah

[proper gyro]

i rather be a new yorker

[paper tangle]

Currently no

[proper gyro]

🐓

[paper tangle]

But for sure one is gonna happen in New Years but no death are gonna occur

[hexed igloo]

$2000/month for a small room is crazy

[rich crow]

🥸

[paper tangle]

because it’s gonna be the yearly fist fight

[proper gyro]

who said i was gonna live in a room

[paper tangle]

It’s like a gladiator ring

Of sorts

[proper gyro]

🗣️

[hexed igloo]

you're gonna buy a house in new york?

do you know how bad new york is

[paper tangle]

The cowboys join in the ring and it’s wild in it

[proper gyro]

south is way worse

[paper tangle]

last years winner was the Chinese

on a close call

god it was so good

[proper gyro]

just stay out of drug streets and you good in nyc

[hexed igloo]

i don't know bout you but im staying in my country

[paper tangle]

Nah man we can’t

We get caught we catch a bullet for it

[hexed igloo]

you caught a bullet before?!???

[proper gyro]

i mean what i was saying was if im in usa

[paper tangle]

I’m not in Bollywood

[rich crow]

What

[hexed igloo]

he is mi and I'm yu

[proper gyro]

but im not gonna go to the us

[rich crow]

Fr

[paper tangle]

“what’s your name?”
“I am Yu”
“No, I am me who are you?”

I love that movie

it was good

[rich crow]

[proper gyro]

I'm yu tho

rush hour good film

[paper tangle]

best one by far

[feral frigate]

Spamming kick vote can get me a 30minute ban from competitive? Because I got one and that’s the only thing I think can make this

There was one guy afk

One guy didn’t want to kick him for some reason

I didn’t lose mmr tho because I went down to 834 and I’m still silver 3

[paper tangle]

it really be like that

[feral frigate]

wot

Is it?

[paper tangle]

Yeah

that’s common

[feral frigate]

Bro it’s so painfull getting 39 kills in a match and losing

We were 3v5 tho

[paper tangle]

damn

[feral frigate]

10-7 lost 10 mmr I think it counted the matches as 4v5 even after the afk dude was kicked

[feral frigate]

How do I give a suggestion to the game

I will say it here

[paper tangle]

Give me a bit

I’ll the link for you

Get the*

[paper tangle]

You can send your suggestions here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback > by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Other" > "Give us feedback ", describe the issue, and wait for an answer from moderators.

copy and paste

[feral frigate]

I think it would be good if there was a system that if somebody doesn’t play the round they don’t spawn in the next one, they will not be kicked from the game but in that round if we lose or win it will count as a 4v5, he will only spawn back if activity is shown, could have a message for the afk dude so he knows he needs to touch the screen or do something.

yeah that’s it

[paper tangle]

so kinda like Val or CS

because that happens a lot in those games

[brave kraken]

Ngl i think i can do better if im a dev and fix the ranking system

[rich crow]

Jajajajajaja

Jajajajajajajaja

Jahaja

💀

[paper tangle]

Sometimes it really be like that

[devout bobcat]

Mfw they go like “wkwkwk”

🦛

[paper tangle]

[devout bobcat]

I’m a big pain in the butt when I’m around people cuz of my Karen like behaviour.

[storm hill]

why ts so boring

me nd my bro he's new and shi was boring ash

meh

[devout bobcat]

[storm hill]

shouldve played allies w him instead

[hexed igloo]

55555

I, Sir Fabulous the Great, will perish your sinful act of war. You shall repent before your knees ⚔️⚔️🔥

I think otherwise!
Horses, Retreat!

[jolly fox]

what

what

no

i do not support segregation

are you a segregationist

you are a monarchist!

off with his head

i will make you eat my shoe !

you and what army

i am not the king

i am the emperor

your mother thinks so too!

even your sister!

oh

who was that then

so you have already called me father

i win

whats better bread or cake

i think it's a good flavour

yes

plain bread

haha stupid!

cakes are inferior!

since

you can make pizza with bread

and pizza is the ultimate food

clearly

you can't make cheesecake with chocolate cake

i have this emote in my server and it's called racism

but pizza is superior

you can cry all you want

but you know it yourself

pizza is the ultimate food

if you want to win a war give your troops pizza!

pizza is better

clearly

[rich crow]

Hii

Cake is just fancy bread.

[jolly fox]

yes i like to give my troops my meat

[rich crow]

Chicken

[jolly fox]

but pizza is still superior

[rich crow]

No

Chicken>

[next ocean]

CMYLMZ

[pure ermine]

Returning weapon skins that we have sold cannot be returned, right?😵‍💫

[paper tangle]

They cannot be returned.

[next ocean]

CMYLMZ supremacy.

[rich crow]

Control Monday York Light Master Zone

[paper tangle]

Balling

[narrow vapor]

Who’s up for a game ?

[sour schooner]

[torpid pewter]

Yo?

[narrow vapor]

I’ll add you give me your id

[torpid pewter]

Bet

183269224

[narrow vapor]

Done

[torpid pewter]

I don’t got a request lol

Nvm

[paper tangle]

[supple lantern]

Wassup ppl

[torpid pewter]

@narrow vapor had fun but Gtg the gf wants to hang out 😂

[narrow vapor]

Hahah alright tho , see you later

[torpid pewter]

You see that last shot though?👀

Flicked so hard on that dude😂

[narrow vapor]

Lol gg

[sick cave]

Sounds like a really fun match you had right there

Missed the day when this game used to be fun, Nowadays it's a mental breaking game

[unique plover]

salmon fillet is very yummy

made a thin lemon butter sauce to go with

[paper tangle]

Mentally ill game (real)

[narrow vapor]

Still is tbh , but idk i’m new to this game

[upper mural]

This days game is lagging too much is it happening with me only or with someone else also

[scenic iron]

Ill try it

[narrow vapor]

Kept happening yesterday

[verbal imp]

Just having mental warfare in your head

Just isn't it fr

[sick cave]

Fr 😭

[verbal imp]

Don't know if they're legit and if they are
They're probably smurfing

[sick cave]

Don't forget about those high rank people que in the same lobby with lower rank people

The matchmaking is still unbalance

[verbal imp]

And the servers

[sick cave]

That's the worse part

Don't you hate it when your hit didn't register because ping suddenly decided to go sky rocket?

[verbal imp]

Literally did that with a friend and it's the most enjoyable games I had

[verbal imp]

Too many times

[sick cave]

Exactly, Singapore server has been really unstable lately, People are changing to Hong Kong server

[verbal imp]

If 84 ping isn't bad enough
It jumps up to 150 or even 200

[sick cave]

Nah fr! 😭

And then you got trashed on by your teammates for making mistakes

[verbal imp]

I swear I do not come in here to complain about the game but its true man

[sick cave]

Literally a server fault

[sick cave]

Axlebolt keep giving excuses about why it's impossible to change the server to a better one

[verbal imp]

Then being called a bot because you couldn't see when they peeked cuz they literally popped into your frame

[sick cave]

Last time we saw sekunda said they can't change a better server because it's expensive for them, I mean like c ops have smaller player base than so2 but still have the most smoothest server

[sick cave]

Exactly!

[verbal imp]

Love being killed by someone's knees

[sick cave]

Literally the only good thing c ops has is the server

[verbal imp]

Pfft

Well tbf

It's good when it wants to be

[sick cave]

True, Sometimes there's a day where the server just give me 50 ping but sometimes it'll give me 200 ping even in my own server

[austere sapphire]

Same here when I play on Chile I have 30 ping but when I try to play with my eu friends I get 300☠️☠️

[verbal imp]

Too bad the games is too stale to hop back on
I cant spend 5 mins on c ops

It's like trying to converse to someone u despise greatly

[paper tangle]

vibin

[deft ermine]

Allies anyone

[paper tangle]

ima play Payday 3 alone

[deft ermine]

Fr

[paper tangle]

nah man

Ima grind to get skins

so Ima rob a bank (in game)

[proud skiff]

I can never get my game to find a match does anyone know what's wrong?

[paper tangle]

which servers do you use?

[proud skiff]

It's on auto

[paper tangle]

homeland security reasons

[proud skiff]

U.S

[paper tangle]

queue in East NA servers

or play in EU

[proud skiff]

It still won't find one it sits for 20-30 min and never finds a match

Ok sweet thank you

🤙

🤣 I play better

[tribal lynx]

Yo any of u create content on YouTube ?

[paper tangle]

he's like

[proud skiff]

It still didn't work lol

So my game does this thing where I hit play for any game mode and never finds a game and I can't cancel no matter how many times or how long I wait. I have to completely close the game. I've uninstalled and reinstalled more than 10 times now.

I've tried every server

[paper tangle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me you can try getting help from this link

[strong flax]

Does anyone wanna play competitive?I suck btw

[paper tangle]

You can always try to find teammates on #1044085342308941944

[strong flax]

Oh ok ,thanks

[livid cloak]

It happened to me once and all I did was reset my phone and then it worked

[proud skiff]

I can't find my problem on there but I guess I can wait to message them about it

[proud skiff]

I've tried that too

[livid cloak]

GG then

[fluid cairn]

Hello!

[high imp]

I love this game so much

Especialy when my tm8s leave a ranked match 🙂

[cerulean marsh]

Yeah well what do u expect

If u go w randoms there's always a risk

[paper tangle]

i failed the stealth mission

can't believe a normal citizen ruined the whole plan

[nova gust]

Shabooski hahaha waste yute USA loser

[paper tangle]

what

[nova gust]

Haha I hate people from USA

Your name is shabooski, aka Taylor. I know you

[paper tangle]

Why's that?

[nova gust]

Very bad people bro, racist too. And proud about it

Send me your player id, let’s play 1v1

[paper tangle]

not all of them are like that

so I really don't get the point

[nova gust]

Not all, but most of them are

In Canada, we don’t even like Americans

[paper tangle]

not all though

[nova gust]

I know bro, but most of them family

Yes Taylor , he’s my bro azathoth

[paper tangle]

(who's gonna tell him )

[nova gust]

I know ur shabooski, send me your player I’d. Fake gold player @rich crow

[paper tangle]

what is bro on

[nova gust]

Where are u gold I don’t understand haha

[paper tangle]

I have no clue

I just got off from Pay Day 3

[nova gust]

I know this ketchup guy, I beat him up in another game 1v1 all the time

[paper tangle]

you probably have the wrong ketchup guy

[nova gust]

Send me player I’d and 1v1 u American nerd

Come now 1v1 please

Let’s go

[paper tangle]

ima just do something really quickly

[nova gust]

Same guy, different name. That’s why he won’t send his player id haha

[round garden]

Hi

[paper tangle]

then what's with the sudden pings to him?

let him chill

[nova gust]

Ok I’ll let him relax haha

[paper tangle]

There's absolutely no need to call him an "American loser"

and I'm pretty sure he's not american

[nova gust]

Yes he is American bud

[paper tangle]

says in the logs that he's asian

[nova gust]

Yea I took it out buddy

I see

@rich crow where you at?

What country lil guy?

[paper tangle]

Again

There's no need for all of this

Just calm down before I have to issue out a mute for you

[nova gust]

Ok bud

Brother bratan

Russia 🇷🇺 ⬆️

[paper tangle]

That's cool and all but keep it to yourself

[nova gust]

Keep what to myself bro

[nova gust]

U from South America?

A lot of Brazil 🇧🇷 players play this game bud

[paper tangle]

@bronze grove ima go to bed now

have fun with chat

[paper tangle]

No

[nova gust]

Where

Spain?

[paper tangle]

Well you already said the country many times

so from that you should know where I am

[nova gust]

America 🇺🇸

[paper tangle]

anyways

Ima head to bed

[nova gust]

Ok bud

[paper tangle]

and enjoy my day off

[nova gust]

Good night pal

[sour star]

he smokin dat zaza

😳

im eating S A N D W I C H

das craty

imma buy a cup of coffeee

machine

[unreal sluice]

School again

After being sick for 2 days

[unborn sandal]

Hello

@rich crow bro your username is sickkkk

[crimson laurel]

I need help with game

The game doesn't work for me when I have my mobile data turned on, and when I have it on someone else's internet or on my home internet, it works, if someone uses my mobile data, it works for them, please help

My mobile data dont work with standoft

[unborn sandal]

Bro use another SIM card

[gilded elbow]

Does anyone wanna play ranked

[rocky nexus]

Any promos

@rich crow im sory about that

Wna play

Wizh me

One round

[finite cloak]

I need A promo code

[jaunty kelp]

I need a new battle pass

[finite cloak]

I need A New wepon

🥺

[raven oyster]

#📸│photos message
for how many days will the three that teamed up in the video be banned for if reported?
@bronze grove

since it counts as griefing or match fixing

[vast escarp]

#📸│photos message
#📸│photos message
0 days

[summer geyser]

I won’t lie some of you stand-off players are soft

How come my team winning and we lose 2 times in a row 7-2 and they wanna surrender

🤦🏽

[brittle knoll]

🦕

From 2 to 9 in a row takes 7 rounds

7 wins in a row

Wait

I don't get it

Shut up

🐓

What a pig

🐤

Axaxaxaxax

Good

You were getting fat

🐡

My back hurts

🐅

🦤

You pooper

☹️

🐅

He left the gc

he dosent want to be friends with me anymore

[icy mica]

ello

[brittle knoll]

he stole my pizza 🧽

okay thats too far

Mood

You're getting too old!

Axaxaxaxax

Old timer

Axaxaxax

[delicate mantle]

Who is hitting u from the back bro

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[delicate mantle]

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[delicate mantle]

😭😭

[brittle knoll]

Your back hurts

Let popodak tickle them

🐓

[delicate mantle]

I be tickling them feet 😜😝

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🐡

🦕

[delicate mantle]

[brittle knoll]

My ear hurts

🐔👂

[delicate mantle]

I like this mod 💯

🫂

🫂

[tidal wedge]

That's was me

On tHe bEd

[upbeat cairn]

[sour star]

i still plaz

but im in school

so i play cs2

i bought new 700euro laptop

i boughtn 700euro asus nitro 5

no

20000gold

no

i sell mine for 20k

i raise to 6

8

20

21

150

550

600

1.2k

no

i bid 3k

i removed from sale

nope i got refund

zes

yes

[buoyant willow]

Damn

[sour star]

[buoyant willow]

Y’all trading here?

[rich crow]

Who

[sour star]

bidding

i put my zr of tiger gloves up for bid

yr

go sleep

[rich crow]

se

[sour star]

x_

x?

[rich crow]

no

[sour star]

secondary?

[raven vector]

[buoyant willow]

Mememememem

I bid 2 euros

[sour star]

i big 3k gold

[proper gyro]

know that one owl ytber?

[rich crow]

No

[teal dome]

Hey hel.🤟

👋

[rich crow]

Hey, and goodnight.

[teal dome]

Goodnight

Nothing special) thanks for asking

And you?

[vagrant ivy]

The devs need to fix one minor issue

As soon as you change networks the game gets stuck in the leave the match screen

Also switching from mobile data to wifi while playing the game results in "leave the match" screen.

Quite annoying.

[buoyant willow]

Oh you don’t wanna play this game with me

[rough condor]

This one I hate the most.

Besides the garbage anti-cheat system they're using.

[brave kraken]

When did the pass ended bro

This game have so many limited skin that if this game blows up anypass skin gonna x2 their price in a year

[tender moat]

Siu! Hello

Lol

[umbral rose]

Lec go

[tender moat]

grabs your hand and throws you around the building

[umbral rose]

I'm not for you, I play on Steam

[tender moat]

Oh OK 👌

[umbral rose]

bb

[tender moat]

Yo

Fine brruh

[raven vector]

What happened to the game

Says the servers are down or some

[rich crow]

damn

right when i was about to play

oh well, back to the money

[raven vector]

Lmao

What country

[rich crow]

mans got outcucked by an entire territory

[raven vector]

Oh the games working now

[rich crow]

Sweet

time to relax in a game that makes me unimaginably angry

[left finch]

Hey guys

Bro ngl

Ngl

I think I fell for u

Yea

Yes mam

😮‍💨

💓🤞

Ohhh sheee

Fr ?

Aigh bet ima hollatchu later

Then

[celest acorn]

Tf am i acc witnessing 💀

[left finch]

Nah

I was joking

I'm batman I don't fall for people people fall for me 🤓

justice needs to be served

[raven vector]

Damn, she ditched you for one if the worst countries in the world that's crazy

[raven oyster]

you're here

[left finch]

Who u ?

[proper gyro]

imagine going to America

might aswell pick russia

[left finch]

Batman doesn't give his number

[raven oyster]

i dropped you ak and then you dropped me mp7 when i asked for m4a1

🐷

[left finch]

Oh I remember and then u called me a badword

I destoreyd that comp game

[raven oyster]

misinformation

[left finch]

I'm isagi yoichi the batman of blue lock

Nah fr

[raven oyster]

sad thing is he had 16,000

[left finch]

Finally someone knows

[raven oyster]

[rich crow]

16k what

[left finch]

Oh yea 😂😂😂

Anyways I was wining so

What's the point

[raven oyster]

the money that you use to buy gun in a match

[rich crow]

rupees

[proper gyro]

i would throw

burn his ahh

[left finch]

I also told that whyyyy I thought we were friends and yoo ahhhh said nothing

[rich crow]

"yoo ahhhh"

[raven oyster]

deserved

[left finch]

Goofy ahhh

Uglyyy ahhh

[rich crow]

"goofy ahhh"

[left finch]

Nah

But like

Ye

[rich crow]

you're butchering a beautiful language

[left finch]

Ay who ina call *

Ikr

Finnaly someone understands

The slang

In standoff

[raven vector]

🫂

She obviously a rerard

Who leave someone for America 💀

[vast escarp]

usa usa usa (not capitalized because of filter)

[gloomy tartan]

I say whatever i want i do whatever i want

[vast escarp]

oh see can you see 🇱🇷

[gloomy tartan]

N word

See

[vast escarp]

by the dawn's early light

all other country are run by little children and girl

[gloomy tartan]

Imma go

[vast escarp]

ban this guy for inciting a reaction

[rough quiver]

Guys are becoming so soft lately 😂😂😂

[unreal sluice]

What?

[rough quiver]

He got insulted wow

[vast escarp]

he clearly missed the banter between friends

gen z brain

[rough quiver]

What ur age?

[vast escarp]

23

🐒

[rough quiver]

We are same age same generation

We are at generation Z by the way we not older

[rugged trail]

Hlou

[unreal sluice]

Idk

[raven oyster]

he is unbannable

he's literally a @rich crow

maybe we should test it out

[rich crow]

hi, any good player to play with me alies or competitive?

hi, any good player to play with me alies or competitive?

[raven oyster]

#1044085342308941944

@rich crow

[lunar sentinel]

Me

[rough quiver]

Anyone knows any server that discuss about market of the guns??

Where they share tips what can go up or down

[raven oyster]

Guys are becoming so soft lately 😂😂😂

He got insulted wow

[tender moat]

Insult

[vast escarp]

nice plagiarism

🐒

[tender moat]

Copy that

[rich crow]

there is a really good player here

?

[vast escarp]

@tender moat is grat player

[nova gust]

What rank are u? Bro

[tender moat]

Iam Ok

[rich crow]

Im Now silver⁴

On alies my best rank Is gold 2

This seasone

[vast escarp]

wdym, you play great

[rich crow]

Come play

[tender moat]

If you say so

[dry furnace]

neighbor

[tender moat]

Ok

[rich crow]

30649573 my id

[normal thicket]

@vast escarp can u help me get phoenix in allies? rn at g3

[dry furnace]

that is a lot of dev

[tender moat]

Okay I send friend request

[vast escarp]

cant play together because of mmr difference

[normal thicket]

champion can play with g3

pretty sure

[vast escarp]

we'd get champion as opponent and be at a disadvantage

[normal thicket]

u got a smurf acc?

[vast escarp]

unranked

[normal thicket]

f

[vast escarp]

the controls are also default

🦍

[normal thicket]

i got my best rank as champ in mm i just wanna get phoenix in allies so i got decent season ranks placed on the account

[vast escarp]

i dono how i managed to play with default settings

[void bronze]

arent controls saved on your phones

[vast escarp]

no

[normal thicket]

on other accs no but if u reinstall standoff 2 and join the acc on the same device where u had ur old controls then yes it saves

[vast escarp]

they are account binded

[void bronze]

damn

[sour star]

i rlly dont

[vast escarp]

🦥

[normal thicket]

someone help me get to phoenix bro i'm not that bad its just my teammates

[raven oyster]

which server

🐲

[normal thicket]

turkey

lowest ping there

for me

[raven oyster]

it's high for me there

[normal thicket]

which server do u play in then

[raven oyster]

even in my main server i get 134

🐔

[normal thicket]

oh

[raven oyster]

asia South

[normal thicket]

@lusty tendon u writing down a bible?

[lusty tendon]

Im thinking of buying the Sharp case offer, but for that money i can buy 200 gold and have 241 G in total and buy a surefire good skin instead of getting 3 rares and no Zodiac i was changing a part like 6 times

So my point is

Any skins yall suggest for that money, or am i taking the offer

[normal thicket]

i recommend buying sharp then keeping it for 3 years and selling it to get more gold

the cases

if ur THAT patient...

[lusty tendon]

Well yeah but idk when they'll sell but trust me i thought of it a lot

An considered id

[raven oyster]

not the offer

[sick cave]

Biggest scam

[lusty tendon]

Also i have an idea if i buy offer i keep them, if i buy the next pass i open em all at once

[lusty tendon]

Yeah

[normal thicket]

my friend kept his 21 origin cases for 4 years now he has over 60k gold and i think some of the cases left

[sick cave]

Old stories

[normal thicket]

?

[lusty tendon]

I mean aren't these boxes kinda fresh? Like sure if we look from our perspective they arent but, compared to how long boxes stay, arent these kinda new? Like a yesr old or something?

[tidal wedge]

Allies Singapore anyone?

[normal thicket]

tbh sharp will never be expensive to sell, origin is now so expensive cuz of m9

[raven oyster]

revenge and sharp are two of the newest collections

[rich crow]

Pls come with me

[raven oyster]

it'll take long before they get replaced

[lusty tendon]

Yeah I remember hearing sbt revenge being newest so i asked that question, thx

[lusty tendon]

sharp is my fav to open atm bcs it's got skins of guns i dont have anything that good for

[plain wyvern]

H

H

Y

[raven oyster]

if it's not fable then it'll be empire that gets removed , but definite not the other two

[lusty tendon]

Like the tag king ak or iirc a p90 is in it ase

[plain wyvern]

G

K

[lusty tendon]

Empire boxes are crap, idk abt the cases tho, probably them asw

[normal thicket]

my classmate so lucky i almost raged the hell out of me he literally opened his FIRST ever case in his life and he literally got gloves while in my life i've opened 38 or 39 cases and never even got an arcane.

[normal thicket]

got the aftermath vid of him having it i almost broke my tablet

[lusty tendon]

Haha in the 6 sunstrike cases i opened the 3rd one gave me Stiletto Viper
@normal thicket

[normal thicket]

😭

[sonic bronze]

Gm

[lusty tendon]

Hi** r**

[sonic bronze]

Hello

[lusty tendon]

Is gm good morning

If so

Good Morning

[sonic bronze]

Yes

[queen prairie]

Feeling extra broke today

[sonic bronze]

Why?

[queen prairie]

Saw a guy whit all revival gloves 2 karambit claw 1 universe and 1 m9 scratch

[storm olive]

Yo anyone wanna play

[queen prairie]

Plus all og kunais

[storm olive]

Bc I don’t know how to play

[sonic bronze]

Where

[storm olive]

BRO

[queen prairie]

Photo channel

[sonic bronze]

Bruh why the background is revival

[storm olive]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/200338714

That’s me add me

So we can play

[queen prairie]

Idk

[storm olive]

Bc I don’t know how to

[sonic bronze]

Private server maybe

[storm olive]

Yo @sonic bronze

Wanna play

[sonic bronze]

No thanks

[storm olive]

Bro why

[void sleet]

I wanna

[storm olive]

I’m new that’s why huh