💬│english-chat

[rich crow]

What rank are u currently

[nova gust]

You were banned for cheating

MMR system is broken but I think they are fixing it with the new update

[paper tangle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater just use this link to find out how to report a cheate

[raven vector]

[pearl crescent]

Hello everyone

[raven vector]

Yup

Got good lobby in terms of ping but the whole lobby is 5fpsing

[pearl crescent]

Anyone know when would the new season drop or is everyone speculating

[raven vector]

Probs the start of Dec

[paper tangle]

No one knows when the new season drops.

[pearl crescent]

Ok cool

[paper tangle]

The new event for New Years should be at the End of December

[raven vector]

You can make good guesses based on the season, latest will probably be mid December

[pearl crescent]

Oh nice

[paper tangle]

With the inclusion of a promo code that they always do every new years

[raven vector]

Oooh

[paper tangle]

For the new season however I have information about it

No Information*

[raven vector]

Lmao

[paper tangle]

(I’m at my job and I’m stressed out)

[fading cloud]

Server dead after pass finished

[raven vector]

Rip

[pearl crescent]

Nvm its not like we won't find out before time

[paper tangle]

Every new season is random

Literally

[pearl crescent]

Yup

[fading cloud]

Your job is discord?

[raven vector]

Lmfao

[paper tangle]

No

Why would it be that

[pearl crescent]

Who tf would work a discord mod for money

[fading cloud]

Me

[paper tangle]

Not this server

[gilded flower]

mods in here do it for free

[paper tangle]

[pearl crescent]

Lazy people

[pearl crescent]

That's my point other's think they are payed

[raven vector]

Lmaoo

[gilded flower]

they should be paid tbh but they know they could easily replace their mods with other people who will beg to do it

[pearl crescent]

The servers have gotten weaker i played 3-5 games of allies and won every game 8-0 all mvp the pople on the opposing team just quit after 4 rounds

[pearl crescent]

But those people who beg would overuse their power in mod and do bad to the server sooo

I find easy matches im from Bosnia

[gilded flower]

it’s not that hard to find a mature person

maybe not in this chat

but

[pearl crescent]

The ones with lowest ping

[gilded flower]

in general

[pearl crescent]

60-70

[pearl crescent]

Ik but the server is mostly Young people who just want to have fun

My ping there is 78 and then i have spikes to like 300 400 but it happens rarely

Idk i just started playing allies and comp again i was unranked in allies and i got to silver 3 droped to bronze 3

[paper tangle]

Donuts

[pearl crescent]

YES

What time is it where yall come from

Its 00:57 here

[fading cloud]

6 am here

Eye blech

🥲

[pearl crescent]

I believe you i barley keep my eyes open atm

Plus i have school in 7h

[rich crow]

[pearl crescent]

[vagrant oracle]

Is rng always bad for you guys too? I've only been getting garbage grey's and blues and only one epic worth 2 gold...😭

[pearl crescent]

YESS

I saved up 36 empire cases and only got gray and light blue guns

At least i got i mythic spray from pass

If the grind gets me better guns i will

I wonder will there be another spin for 20g next season because i saved up 19.87 gold i missed the last one

[vagrant oracle]

What grind Dawg it's just going into match, getting 5 coins, repeat until you get 0.03 gold m110 pursuit

[vagrant oracle]

Cases or boxes? Cases would be like 3.6k gold lol

[pearl crescent]

I get 75 coins in allies its not hard

[vagrant oracle]

I don't get shi

And I do well

[pearl crescent]

50luck and 25 for something else

I forgot

[vagrant oracle]

You get it almost every match consistently?

[pearl crescent]

Luck is sometimes 20 10 or 50

Mostly 20

[vagrant oracle]

What's ur kills and deaths usually

[pearl crescent]

And the well playes is 10 to 25

[pearl crescent]

12k 4d

[vagrant oracle]

O

[pearl crescent]

Every game mvp

Mostly

[vagrant oracle]

So how does allies work

[pearl crescent]

Ofc i die sometimes im not God

[stray violet]

2v2

[pearl crescent]

Yes

2v2 competitive

Half the map

[vagrant oracle]

So tdm but small teams?

[pearl crescent]

Defuse 2v2 competetive

Lik that

[vagrant oracle]

Oh

Ok

[pearl crescent]

Like*

Yes

[vagrant oracle]

Ya I get it

I'll try it

Rn the best for me is tdm for coin grind

[pearl crescent]

But i play defuse normaly i get angry at my teammates in allies

[pearl crescent]

Arms race is also good for coins

[vagrant oracle]

Too annoying

I hate pistols

[pearl crescent]

Well yea but it pays off good

[pearl crescent]

Just use knife

[vagrant oracle]

Nah man I got like 2nd best last time I played and got like 5 coins

[pearl crescent]

I get half my kills from knife

Idk maybe my rng is high

[vagrant oracle]

I'm probably not as good as you tho lol

Anyways

I gtg

Thanks for advice

[pearl crescent]

Dont say that im bad i choke all the time

[pearl crescent]

Np dm me if you wana play sometims

[vagrant oracle]

Sure I will

[paper tangle]

Chocolate Donuts

[fading cloud]

Glazed donut

[vagrant oracle]

Four Cheese Bagel

[paper tangle]

I think

sugar glazed donuts

[vagrant oracle]

@pearl crescent wanna 1v1

[fading cloud]

[pliant crag]

Oxi

[proper gyro]

anyone know the price of the kebab sticker?

like the history of it?

[white veldt]

Whats the most popular region i cant find a game

[paper tangle]

Chocolate cream pie donuts

[wanton snow]

Good morning

[hardy ether]

Hello

[lapis wolf]

Hello

[buoyant willow]

Chocolate mousse with cappuccino taste and passion fruit core >>> any other desserts easily

Btw congrats with upgrade on roles

👍

[noble dagger]

[verbal imp]

Ok

[paper tangle]

Thank you man

[paper tangle]

You need some donuts?

[verbal imp]

Had to deal with someone with a big ego

[verbal imp]

I would love a box

Full of them

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

can i get some pretzels?

the big one

not the small biscuit one

[paper tangle]

🥨
🫴

[proper gyro]

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Donut make me happy

[paper tangle]

Donut good

[verbal imp]

It makes me forget life is poop

[proper gyro]

wrong yum

[paper tangle]

Awe hell naw get rid of that Yu kun

[proper gyro]

[verbal imp]

Now that's crazy yu

[proper gyro]

misclicked aight

[verbal imp]

What she licking 🤨

[proper gyro]

im on windowed mode

[paper tangle]

bruh

you always gotta be full screen bro

[verbal imp]

Unless it's a sniperwolf

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

(Idk who on earth would watch her)

[paper tangle]

kids

[verbal imp]

Other than 10 year olds

[paper tangle]

they watch that

Exactly

[verbal imp]

There's this codm youtuber

[proper gyro]

just finished brunch

[verbal imp]

And I hate looking at this dumb thumbnails

[proper gyro]

much weirder if you weren't

but then again

i prefer that

[verbal imp]

I wanna unsub so bad

Yk what imma do ir

[proper gyro]

jhc?

[paper tangle]

adhd

[deft ermine]

Who wanna comp

[half matrix]

Me

[deft ermine]

What the id

[half matrix]

199818398

[deft ermine]

Ur too low

[half matrix]

Yeah I can't find matches on the server I am currently on

[rich crow]

@deft ermine hi

Skill issues

[vocal umbra]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[hybrid apex]

Is stand off 2 a dead game? I can't find any single match

[paper tangle]

Most likely a server issue

[hybrid apex]

I also cannot cancel it

Match search

[paper tangle]

When that happens you just restart the game

It’s getting more buggy now

sadly

[hexed igloo]

i think it's just a sign you need to get some friends bro

[paper tangle]

you didn’t have to hit him like that

but it is kinda true

insane

average comp match

or allies

big rip

[bronze grove]

Hai @paper tangle

Gmm

[paper tangle]

Morning

[tidal wedge]

Do anyone know why I can't log in standoff with wifi but can log in with data ?

This problem been happen to me straight years

[paper tangle]

@bronze grove help him

I’m driving home

[bronze grove]

Can you try reset wifi?

[tidal wedge]

Ye I did, still same problem

[bronze grove]

Try to connect another Wifi

[tidal wedge]

But I only got 1 wifi in home .-.

[bronze grove]

Remove Wi-fi account on your device, and connect again

[tidal wedge]

Um I also did that too, still same problem

[bronze grove]

Since when has this error been there?

[tidal wedge]

Last year

[bronze grove]

Last year?

[tidal wedge]

Yes

[bronze grove]

Can you send issue proof on my DM?

[tidal wedge]

Ok hold on

[bronze grove]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me @rich crow

[modern jetty]

Playing this game over 3 years, is this game still havent open source API? so modder or someone can make a skin price tracker on website?

[half matrix]

I can't find either

[modern jetty]

Dead unless u playing on russian server. Cz they only care mainland server

[half matrix]

I see

[pearl tusk]

anyone have leaks to new pass??

[vagrant oracle]

Lol what? US east is just fine.

[paper tangle]

We have no leaks for the new pass or season.

[pearl tusk]

okay

[paper tangle]

And If I were to say something

wait until the End of December for the New Year's Event

which always happens

[high imp]

How does the new years event work? Is it just a bp

[paper tangle]

There's a BP, and some maps included for the snowballs

and I think it was 30 levels whenever it comes up

[high imp]

Thx👍

[paper tangle]

based pfp btw

I loved that game

[high imp]

Real

[proper gyro]

funny how so2 has the most non active leakers

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

or just completely stuck for the ru community

[paper tangle]

bro its like

the same modes

from years ago

except the Anniversary event

I miss the baseball bat

[sick cave]

Remember that Halloween mode where we have to throw a pumpkin through hoops or something

I don't really remember it because I only played that mode twice

[vale sparrow]

gm

[sick cave]

It was laggy as hell

[sick cave]

Gm

[vale sparrow]

how is it going

[sick cave]

Doing fine

[vale sparrow]

did you get the pass?

[sick cave]

I didn't even grind the pass

I told you I'm taking a break after finishing the sunstrike

[vale sparrow]

i got the haunt gloves and 2 legendary charms and the last charm was Arcane

[sick cave]

I'll grind the new year event

[vale sparrow]

now tell me how lucky i am

i got 3 legendary stickers too

[sick cave]

That's lucky ig

[rugged kettle]

Praying for a new knife(please skeleton knife)

[sick cave]

I just can't wait to get the blue glove

[rugged kettle]

I got 6

[vale sparrow]

out of the 3 charms you get throwout lvl 30 its insane

[sick cave]

Next pass ain't gonna bring new knife, Christmas/new year pass usually add a new skins for current knives

[sick cave]

Yea

[vale sparrow]

i wish for a m9

[sick cave]

I'd be great if they can add some green emerald or gamma doppler blue m9

[vale sparrow]

green m9

we need

[rugged kettle]

Can't agree more

We need M9 emerald so bad

[sick cave]

Yea, Something like emerald green would be insane

[sick cave]

Fr

@rugged kettle also W pfp

[vale sparrow]

like
we need more green skinz

[paper tangle]

I want the baseball bat back

[sick cave]

I've been listening to twenty one pilots since their vessel era

[rugged kettle]

Or orrrr M9 Sapphire for the christmas theme

[sick cave]

Yea, Sapphire blue

[rugged kettle]

Thanks that's twentyone pilots

[vale sparrow]

but think
we have max 4 green knifes

[sick cave]

|-/

[rugged kettle]

A Sapphire skin collection for Christmas!! 💙

[sick cave]

If they add sapphire m9 I'd sell anything I have in my inventory for that

[rugged kettle]

|-/ 🔥

[vale sparrow]

pattern skins arent that good tbh

[sick cave]

Would fit the new shatter glove fr

[vale sparrow]

change my mind

[rugged kettle]

I have 4 duplicate gloves from Subject X ready to be sold this upcoming season.

[sick cave]

Sick

[rugged kettle]

Glitch and Shogun stripes are so bad.

[vale sparrow]

same and ill get the green gloves

[sick cave]

Fax

[vale sparrow]

yep

[paper tangle]

i feel old hearing that

[sick cave]

If they can make something like cs, It'd be great

[sick cave]

Fr 💯

[rugged kettle]

I got 3 green gloves and 2 haunt gloves 😂

[paper tangle]

a green ak

would be pretty cool

[sick cave]

Green akr would be insane fr

[rugged kettle]

Mine is RAB era.

[vale sparrow]

i got only haunt cuz i grinded to lvl 31 and got all the lucky things i said

like wow

[rugged kettle]

I even have tattoos for Twentyonepilots.

[sick cave]

Best era

[rugged kettle]

I menacingly bought levels til the last level. 😂

[sick cave]

Green and blue actually fits the Christmas theme so it might be possible if they can add something like green ak

[paper tangle]

twentyonepilots is based

[rugged kettle]

Remember that's my first time playing Standoff 2

[modern jetty]

found market price chart but another... RU again, and even not updated htps//standoff-2*com/market/

[rugged kettle]

I just played this season

[sick cave]

Fr

[rugged kettle]

Twentyonepilots helped me fro Covid times. (2020)

All albums on repeat.

[rugged kettle]

Ohhhh lemme check that.

[sick cave]

I actually prefer their older songs, Scaled and icy is not bad but I'd love to see them with their old style

[sick cave]

Holding onto you is fire

[rugged kettle]

Yeah but happy to see Josh and Tyler trying diff genre. All I want is to hear him screaaaam.

[sick cave]

Damn, I actually shocked to see a top fan here ngl

[sick cave]

Exactly!

The good old Tyler scream

[rugged kettle]

You need to watch Car radio in Manila in Youtube nooow.

[sick cave]

I've seen all of them

[rugged kettle]

I'm from Philippines btw and I can say we have a solid skeleton clique fandom here.

[sick cave]

I'm a huge fan, Back in the days I watched like almost all of their live performance on yt

[rugged kettle]

Rare to see one online in game.

[sick cave]

That's insane bro, Top are hardly known here in Malaysia which is sad

They're underrated

[rugged kettle]

Same. All their concerts in youtube.

[sick cave]

I'm still waiting for their new album

They said the next album will be like their old style

[rugged kettle]

Same here in the Philippines since as we all know there's a lot of popular musicians here as well. TOP is hardly known here not unless they heard Stressed out and Ride.

[sick cave]

Exactly!

[rugged kettle]

Good to know. I'm waiting for the next world tour.

[sick cave]

They only know two of those

[proper gyro]

no comment

[rugged kettle]

And Heathens from Suicid* Squad.

[sick cave]

Yes, That one too

They definitely need to hear their older songs, It's a banger

[rugged kettle]

Heavydirtysoul and Ode to sleep is 🔥

[sick cave]

Isle of the flightless bird, Trap door, Lovely and many more, It's a gem

[rugged kettle]

And I think Trees will be their forever closing song.

[sick cave]

Nah, Ode to sleep is fire 🔥

[sick cave]

I hope they'll keep it that way

[paper tangle]

ngl this is the most messages ive seen from buttah

[sick cave]

😂

I'm excited right here

Seeing a top fan makes me happy

[rugged kettle]

Ye. I'm just worried Tyler might fall from any Car radio songs on concert.

😂

[sick cave]

They're way too underated so it's hard to have this kind of conversation

[rugged kettle]

I mean that man can be the next spiderman.

[sick cave]

That one time where his wife give him the knee pad for protection 😂

[rugged kettle]

Yeah I watched that too 😂

TOP will always be my favorite band.

[sick cave]

Same here man 🫂

They help me through their music so much

That's why top have a special place in my heart

[rugged kettle]

See #📸│photos

[sick cave]

Really sick!!

Man, I haven't had this kind of conversation for a really long time

It reminds me of my old days I'm ngl, It makes me really happy

[rugged kettle]

That time when I though why can't I have tattoos of them. I immediately rushed through a tsttoo artist to get it done 😂

[sick cave]

That is really really sick bro

[rugged kettle]

Yeah. Same. Haven't had this conversation(TOP) for a long time.

[sick cave]

You even have that tyler joseph tattoo

[rugged kettle]

Hahahaha planning to add more in the future

You should get yours lol

[sick cave]

You actually made my day and I wanna say thank you for that

[sick cave]

I'm a muslim so I can't get one, But it always great to see people with those tattoo, It looks incredible

[rugged kettle]

Thanks to you too.

[paper tangle]

he wants to be a cowboy

[sick cave]

[rugged kettle]

Hoping you could see TOP too real soon.

[sick cave]

🤠

[rugged kettle]

Ohh that's sad but I respect that.

[sick cave]

Thanks! It's always has been my dream to see them live

[rugged kettle]

I've seen them twice so you'll see them too soon 🔥

[sick cave]

Damn, Nice

[proper gyro]

istg these nissan npc need to disappear

[sick cave]

Da GTR

[rugged kettle]

Imma play competitive first. See you all!

[paper tangle]

real

[paper tangle]

Good luck

[rugged kettle]

[sick cave]

C ya!

[peak grove]

Hi yall

[peak grove]

Cya

[hybrid charm]

hi

[proper gyro]

no these mfing altimas are pissing me off

[sick cave]

@proper gyro which game are you playing?

[hybrid charm]

yo mama

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

carx street

[sick cave]

Is it optimized now?

[proper gyro]

i can run it at 60 and feels decent but not for a while

[sick cave]

Damn nice, So they have 60fps option now 🐧🚬

I think it only capped at 30fps back then, Right?

[proper gyro]

30fps and no limit

[rich crow]

[vale sparrow]

a dam good game

[torpid pewter]

@fresh blade your bronze calm down😂

[unique plover]

really got him good

[iron elbow]

Is new active code?

[sour star]

no

[iron elbow]

Oh

[zealous wren]

Yo guys

[viral mango]

Heyo

[zealous wren]

@sour star i need your help and @mild bough also

[zealous wren]

What's up

[viral mango]

Damm elite legends 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️

[sour star]

?

[zealous wren]

Which stickers

For

M4a1

[viral mango]

Which skin?

[zealous wren]

Year of the tiger

[left finch]

Yall wanna play sum games add me

Up

84392495

[sour star]

ill have to check the stickers

what is ur budget?

[zealous wren]

Hm idk just pick

I can buy 20 k or less

[viral mango]

I would go for 5year golden one

[zealous wren]

Like this

[sour star]

k

brb

[zealous wren]

Wdym

[left finch]

27715919

My fault yall

27715919

This my id

[zealous wren]

Good

[zealous wren]

Meybe later cuz I need full team

[viral mango]

I have a good sticker but can't remember the name

[zealous wren]

I ask my friends

[zealous wren]

Check it meybe

[viral mango]

Blue kitsumo maybe

[zealous wren]

I am not sure

I I'll wait for james

[viral mango]

I'm saving gold for akr hunter

Statrack

[zealous wren]

Wasting money

[sour star]

@zealous wren numb santa and 2 province golds

numb santa on the mah

mag

[viral mango]

Why

[zealous wren]

Well brb

[sour star]

and the 2 prov golds on the center

[zealous wren]

4 years better

[sour star]

@zealous wren dont put any on the holder or whatever its called

[zealous wren]

I need first check it brb

[sour star]

alr

for even better recommendations ask

@sick cave @verbal imp

[zealous wren]

Okey
It's good stickers

Thanks

[sour star]

np

[rugged trail]

Hi

[iron elbow]

Game doesnt work 😄

[tardy sail]

maybe new season soon

[upper mural]

hope

[high imp]

Update

[pearl crescent]

Hello

I am dying

[void bronze]

are you okay

[gloomy tartan]

How do i get better medals

[sour star]

grind xp

[gloomy tartan]

I mean subject x medals

[sour star]

buy gold pass

and buy levels until youre on 255 or something

[gloomy tartan]

Pass ended

And im f2p

[void bronze]

no more medals then

wait for the next one

[normal thicket]

guys what's the best recording app for 1080p 60 fps standoff 2 recording without sound delay or lags?

[fading cloud]

[sick cave]

Hold up

@fading cloud are you the real wadood?

The og one

[fading cloud]

Yes

Abdulwadood

[sick cave]

Dayum

Yes, I can't believe you're still here

The og

[fading cloud]

I come only to prevent my account deletetion

[sick cave]

Ah, Understandable

[fading cloud]

[sick cave]

My fb dead so idk

You still active in fb?

[fading cloud]

Yeah

[sick cave]

Damn, Aight

[fading cloud]

I don't play this game anymore

[sick cave]

Good to see you're still alive

[fading cloud]

😿

[sick cave]

Wasn't surprise, Many people left the game, Kinda dead on asia now

[sick cave]

Also, Sup

[bold latch]

Greetings chat

[opaque vector]

evenin' mate

[jaunty geode]

When will subject x collection come in market?

[bold latch]

If I was your son what would you name me?

[jaunty geode]

Son

[bold latch]

Will you provide my needs?

Mb

Are you going to provide me food to live?

[rough quiver]

Did ur father left for milk buddy?

I doubt he is here

[scarlet locust]

Hello

[rough quiver]

@kind sinew how can u put the rule for your clan especially the number 6-Dont be toxic 🤣🤣

While you the leader of the clan is a just little toxic guy.

We faced in competitive you won the game and started insulting just because i killed u few times😂😂

Imagine if u lose would you go cry to mama 😂

He is just a little insecure boy from Albania behind the phone🤣🤣that all he know is insulting

[unreal sluice]

Is so2 got an optimisation?

[tough meadow]

texture optimisation to reduce size of the game

[unreal sluice]

Oh ok

Changba u know any generic isekai anime I can watch to pass the time?

[tough meadow]

idk if the anime is out yet but "mato seihei no slave", it's a decent isekai-type manga. Hopefully the anime adapdation does it justice

[mint vapor]

This is Standoff is Super good mobile game is super.👌

[tough meadow]

calling it an isekai might be a stretch tho

[hot hornet]

isnt that the one with hot women

[mint vapor]

Doy you speak english?

[tough meadow]

yes. It's an echi. The women are very hot indeed

[mint vapor]

Okay

See you to morrow

[unreal sluice]

What’s the English?

[mint vapor]

🙂

[unreal sluice]

When I’m ill I like to watch power fantasy anime

[tough meadow]

wut?

[unreal sluice]

I’ll search it up

[zealous shale]

does standoff notify before a new crate/box/collection drops and the previous would be discarded

??

[tough meadow]

for a power fantasy, tower of god. Season 2 is announced. It's been a while since I read the beginning so I don't rememebr if it starts off as a power fantasy but oh man does it get insane with the power scaling later. Matter of fact I think it's the perfect anime for you

[tough meadow]

I think it's just called Mato Seihei no Slave

[tough meadow]

yes

[zealous shale]

so any idea when will a new collection arrive?

once a year or something?

[tough meadow]

no idea

[delicate mantle]

Yooo

It’s so boring rn

Man where is the new season???😭

[unreal sluice]

Op mc?

[vale isle]

How do I know when the ban will be removed from my account?

[tough meadow]

yea. He's op af but not even close to being as op as the antagonist. The difference between them is like the difference in size between a molecule and the observable universe. The scale of the story and power scalling is very fun to read/watch through

[vale isle]

How do I know when the ban will be removed from my account?

[vale isle]

@lusty oracle

[tough meadow]

ask @bronze grove

[vale isle]

Ok

[tough meadow]

doing fine. Been a long day

[unreal sluice]

So it’s not like Anos?

[tough meadow]

the mc's origin is mysterious, he's hinted to be the son of the antagonist but we're not sure. He gets stronger as the story goes on. The antagonist is basically has universe destroying feats

[rich crow]

Guys is there voice chat in the game?

[noble lion]

was

[unreal sluice]

Aah ok.

U know any other anime with an op mc?

[noble lion]

Berserk

[tough meadow]

not really. Power fantasies aren't my thing

[tough meadow]

nah guts ain't op. He's formidable but he's just a human

[noble lion]

uhh yeah ig

[unreal sluice]

Oh ok, I watch them when I’m ill or when I’m bored to pass time

Like the night before my bday I binge power fantasies

[rugged trail]

Hi guys

[unreal sluice]

Hi

[tough meadow]

long time to talk man

[rugged trail]

Indeed

Sup dude

Hi rose

[tough meadow]

doing just ok

[rugged trail]

Good to hear that

[unreal sluice]

Hello

Is ayakashi triangle good?

[grave tulip]

Yo guys where can I report a problem ?

Or generate a ticket

[rough quiver]

I wished he would be online but seems like hes not 🤣🤣

[left finch]

Yall I need sum good teammates

Or I'm gonna jerk myself to sleep

Yeah

U heard me

[sour star]

guy asked abt stickers on skins

[sour star]

to who tho🤔

[willow crow]

@upbeat cairn dm bakar mısın

[left finch]

James charles

He got a nyash thoe ngl

[sour star]

💀

[left finch]

Better buying gun skins my boy

[sour star]

liar

ur broke

[rugged kettle]

help.standoff2.com

[willow crow]

who wanna 1v1?

[sour star]

helpdesk

standoff2 helpdesk

google that

thats 400

still a lie

liar

ur broke

stop lying

[left finch]

Anyone wanna comp with me ?

[sour star]

wake up

[left finch]

27715919

[sour star]

no

[left finch]

:3

😦

Damn

[sour star]

i needa eat my lunch and go back to school

[left finch]

Shee tragic

Reacher ? My guy don't go to school and waste ur money

[sour star]

[left finch]

[rich crow]

nah

[left finch]

What about me

[rich crow]

easier than irl

[left finch]

I'm funny asf

I got noe beetches

😫

🥵🥵

Man why yall put cheese on my cheese burger??

[rich crow]

well idk

just talk to people and add

yes

[rough quiver]

Agree 🤣

[minor oak]

Someone to play some competitive?

🙏🏽

I don t understand

[rich crow]

this is english chat

hes speaking squid gam e?!?!!

[minor oak]

A moderator please😂

@solar pecan is not english chat?

[rich crow]

speak in english everyone

now

@rich crow

that is not how you make friends

[minor oak]

Someon wan t to play competitive?

[rich crow]

nyaa~~~ ^.^ ♪⁠ ⁠\⁠(⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠\⁠ ⁠)

same

god dthis school pc is so slow

then yea

wut

it only changed now

what

did he get banned

[sour star]

(1.3 Gigs)

[proper gyro]

#📸│photos rate edit

🐓

[tough meadow]

Zamn the first one's sick

[proper gyro]

you mean the 2nd

[tough meadow]

The car's too small on the second

[proper gyro]

(its the 2nd file

but the 3rd one i shot

but i sent it first)

[rich crow]

real

[nova gust]

Why am I gaining less mmr from competitive matches? After update

[tough meadow]

what was it before the update

[tidal mauve]

Hey, i can't update standoff 2 in Viet Nam

What wrong

[unreal sluice]

@tough meadow I watched ep 1 of tower of god and the mc seems weak asf

Also is there gonna be any magic like fire control or smth?

[tough meadow]

yea well cause it's just beginning of the story. In 2 arcs or so he'll basically be labeled as one with the potential to match the gods

[unreal sluice]

I like magic in anime

[unreal sluice]

How long do the arcs last?

[tough meadow]

basically yea. They aren't labeled as magic tho

[unreal sluice]

Oh ok

[tough meadow]

idk how the anime paces the arcs. Also I binge read the manhwa quite fast so i have no idea how someone reading normally would rate the pacing. But I'd say it's pretty fast

[mild rose]

Hi i need help am playing on redmj note 10 pro And i can't have the new update do you know about this something??

[silk kraken]

it depends on how many rounds you win, the difference in MMR between you and the enemy team, as well as your performance

if you're playing against a team who has less total MMR compared to your own team, you will gain less MMR for every round that you win, and lose more MMR for every round that you lose, while for the opposite team, it's the exact opposite

[tidal mauve]

Why i can't update standoff 2 in Viet Nam???

[mild rose]

I have samé problem

I can't have the new update 0.26.1

[teal dome]

Hello, ax

[mild rose]

Bruh

Can anyone help

[wet spear]

if it's not in your playstore or whatever you use, you'll just have to wait

there is nothing new, so no worries lol

[jaunty geode]

Anyone wanna play?

[mild rose]

Sure

Wait i can't

[tidal mauve]

I can

[jaunty geode]

I cannot matchmake with bronze because my rank is high

Sorry

[sour star]

in total it was 2.6Gb

on my ipad

idk abt my phone

[tidal mauve]

Nevermind

[polar zenith]

Who Wanna play

[unreal sluice]

I just saw them finish that water test

[tough meadow]

nice. What'd you think?

[unreal sluice]

He’s got a lot of potential imo

[tough meadow]

yea

[unreal sluice]

Btw, if you were sent to an isekai world rn, would you rather be rlly strong from the get go but already at your limit or have infinite potential, you get stronger daily even without training but you start off rlly weak?

[hexed igloo]

i better off being a rent free cat

[gilded elbow]

I well be a dog rent free

[proper gyro]

id rather just be dead dawg

if im being honest

[delicate mantle]

Damn

[tough meadow]

start weak and live a normal life

[proper gyro]

time to post on twitter

[willow crow]

anyone wanna 1v1 with me?

[unreal sluice]

lol

[unreal sluice]

Good pick

[unreal sluice]

How come?

[sour star]

:nooo2:

[tough meadow]

I'd image healthcare and quality of life will be significantly worse

[unreal sluice]

I guess

[gilded elbow]

Would u die now or live forever

[unreal sluice]

Die now

[gilded elbow]

Correct

[delicate mantle]

Live forever man

[gilded elbow]

U well see the world end and u well be in space forever

All alone

[delicate mantle]

DAs dope

[gilded elbow]

Wha

[delicate mantle]

Aliens?

[gilded elbow]

Not now

Maybe in 30 min

[delicate mantle]

If I meet them then im good

[delicate mantle]

Ah okay💯

[gilded elbow]

Ok

[delicate mantle]

[crisp gyro]

what up

[gilded elbow]

Wsp bro

[crisp gyro]

idk i was gonna join the server to troll but then is pretty chill here

[gilded elbow]

Well my ranked team sucked ngl

And we lost

[crisp gyro]

what game is this again?

[gilded elbow]

Stand off ur in the server

[tribal current]

Aaa

Fix the standoff issue

[real brook]

Guys when is the standoff 2 next seasons?

[rough quiver]

Standoff its out of hes mind .

[sterile moth]

Who remember Short Dust2 ?

[wet spear]

wrong game bro

[rough quiver]

Its says special offer lol

[sterile moth]

Nah it's Standoff 2

[rough quiver]

That is the most bad”special “ offer i eves seen

[unreal sluice]

@wet spear u seen Lycoris recoil?

[wet spear]

not finished yet

[sterile moth]

They removed it a little time before season 2

[unreal sluice]

What ep u on?

[sterile moth]

cuz they wanted their own map

[unreal sluice]

They removed short dust way before competitive was even a thing

[sterile moth]

yus

tho it was like standoff 1

[zealous wren]

Yo guys

[sterile moth]

hello

[wet spear]

idk, it's been months xD I just kinda forgot to keep watching

[zealous wren]

What's up

[sterile moth]

Still waiting for standoff to handle 100+ ping

[wet spear]

it's been gone since before seasons even existed, like early-mid 2018

[unreal sluice]

Oh ok, I rlly liked Lycoreco xd

Chisato was a good character

[zealous wren]

Haha I love servers so2

[sterile moth]

😐 i just said season 2 to have smn to catch on

tho s2 is Revival

[delicate mantle]

Me

[sterile moth]

best season so far

with s3

[unreal sluice]

U said a short while before which indicated 2020 not 2018 lmao

[unreal sluice]

S1 and s2 >> s3 >>>>>>>the rest

[sterile moth]

s2 wasn't in 2020

[delicate mantle]

Why can’t I send a pic here ?

[unreal sluice]

It was

[sterile moth]

S1 were too many cheater bro

[wet spear]

i started so2 in late 2018 and shortdust didn't exist anymore

[unreal sluice]

It was October 2020-July 2021

[sterile moth]

idk the exact date

[zealous wren]

My best time when I have silver and I can play 4 fun

[unreal sluice]

But the nostalgia and the ranking system were better

[zealous wren]

Now I mus tryhard

[sterile moth]

Was easier

5 stack

were voc in s3 ?

i think it was s3

best times

[unreal sluice]

Also the anticipation at the end of each game whether you rank up or down was so good imo

[sterile moth]

fr

[unreal sluice]

The future

[wet spear]

like 2 weeks or so

[void bronze]

trio set is a steal

[wet spear]

it really isn't

[void bronze]

it is

[fresh crypt]

Its actually cheap

[wet spear]

buy gold instead and invest it

how is it cheap lol

[void bronze]

you get extra stuff worths 80 gold

[fresh crypt]

What server u are at?

[wet spear]

it's over 2 euro, more than 100g in the store

[wet spear]

france or netherlands

[void bronze]

nah im buying that

[fresh crypt]

Im in br South América and to me its 1 dollar or little bit less

[potent grotto]

Any news about the new season?

[junior oasis]

Hi does anybody know why standoff couldnt be find in google store ?

[wet spear]

it*s basically worthless, you can't sell the stuff, only open them and get stuff worth 2g

[fresh crypt]

But i mean about the three cases

True

[unreal sluice]

But you will get stuff worth less than 50g when you open it

[fresh crypt]

But I get the arcane ak xd

[wet spear]

sure

[potent grotto]

Or at least do we know what the 1.30GB update was for?

[wet spear]

2% chance, you would need 50 cases on average

[void bronze]

nothign

[wet spear]

file compression etc

[unreal sluice]

Each chance is independent of the other

[potent grotto]

Oh thank you

[junior oasis]

Cant find app on ch play

Lol

[void bronze]

my game is still 2gb

guh

[unreal sluice]

Meaning that you can actually use binomial expansion to calculate the probability of getting an arcane from a case

[potent grotto]

By the way, I would like to ask your opinion.

[unreal sluice]

Sure

[void bronze]

nvm

i cant buy

googleplay is wildin

[potent grotto]

They touched my gloves "plague" , How much do you think they will sell for?

[sick cave]

Who touched it? Justin Bieber?

[void bronze]

around 1k

[void bronze]

bill cosby

[terse lance]

Yall i got banned once for being very friendly but if i get banned a second time will the ban be permanent?

[void bronze]

idk

why would you do it again

[unreal sluice]

Pretty sure it will either be longer or permanent

[hexed igloo]

are they removing 2 collections??

bold move?

[potent grotto]

They believe they are the most expensive gloves in the collection "Subject X" ?

[terse lance]

Im a very happy and friendly person

[void bronze]

i cant buy the damn offers

[terse lance]

Eyo what

[potent grotto]

By the way, I'm using the translator, so if I write wrong, I'll try to express myself better.

[void bronze]

cool

[void bronze]

i think immolation would cost more

[fading spade]

Anyone knows when the season finishes?

I'm quite new and idk those type of things

[void bronze]

me neither

[terse lance]

Chill English ain't my first language either

[void bronze]

its on axlebolt

[hexed igloo]

im just guessing based on announcement

[delicate mantle]

Where r y’all from?

[terse lance]

That's crazy if they do it

[fading spade]

South America

[terse lance]

Romania

[delicate mantle]

So like Brazil?

[fading spade]

I have less than 24h played and people calling me hacker because I'm in gold xd

[delicate mantle]

Damn

[fading spade]

Paraguay

[delicate mantle]

Ohhh nice

[terse lance]

Tell em to hack deez nuts

[delicate mantle]

💯

[fading spade]

I have quite a few reports

[void bronze]

what do you call people from paraguay

[terse lance]

Whops

[void bronze]

paraguayian?

[delicate mantle]

Bro😭

[fading spade]

Paraguayan?

[void bronze]

yeah

[fading spade]

Idk in English hahaha

[void bronze]

thats what im saying

[terse lance]

My bad i didn't notice it im in a car

[delicate mantle]

Ohhh

[silk kraken]

restart your device, if you mean you don't have the 0.26.1 update

[fading spade]

Mfs like omg he's 24h and already gold, 100% hacker

They have +200h played and can't reach silver IV

[lusty tendon]

Sir {ax}, will we get a kebab server emoji?

[silk kraken]

no

[rough quiver]

U considered to get that special offer 🤣🤣

[lusty tendon]

Aww, why? 😦

[rough quiver]

Thats not even special

👁️👁️

[fading spade]

Do you know where I can find how much time is left until the season is over?

[sonic bronze]

Gm

[potent grotto]

How do you get the rank you have?

[lusty tendon]

Why do high ranking players run most guns skinless or they use cheap skins? I thiight abt smurf accs but ive seen a dude w expensive karambit have his M4A1 no skin and AK asw?

Like not even good cheap skins, just those everyday ones

[void bronze]

skins are just preferences

[silk kraken]

It's not available anywhere

[void bronze]

some pros play on lowest graphics

[fading spade]

Oh :/

[lusty tendon]

Ik for fps but

These guys didn't

[rough quiver]

I forgot how i have change it someone teach me also bcz I didn’t kniw

[lusty tendon]

Like on tiktok live i see it asw

[fading spade]

• FPS

[sonic bronze]

Fr

[void bronze]

either they accept that they are poor or just preference

[lusty tendon]

Poor w a karambit ✊🏽 😔

[hexed igloo]

my phone so old even with the lowest graphics i still get frame drops

[gray ferry]

what no

[void bronze]

my old samsung

[fading spade]

I play all low expect for the graphics that made the skins look good, idk if I'm explaining myself

[void bronze]

try playing stretched

it helps

with fps

[gray ferry]

how lol

[void bronze]

damn

[hexed igloo]

it's so low the molly smoke literally have square blocks around it

[potent grotto]

A friend of mine had that rank, but he doesn't know how he got it, I would also like to know how to get it in the game

[void bronze]

lower your resolution

thats how

[rough quiver]

Usually they invest on knifes and gloves . I also don’t actually care how gun looks. Even tho they are arcane😅

[void bronze]

how

[hexed igloo]

xiaomi

[gray ferry]

where are yall from

?

[rough quiver]

Israel

[hexed igloo]

not norway

[void bronze]

denmark

[sonic bronze]

The offers is garbage

[gray ferry]

Ok ok

[lusty tendon]

I like having the bling 😎 plus it does look cool using the M4A1 Serpent with the fang charm

[gray ferry]

Is it cold out there

[queen prairie]

What

[sour star]

A

[void bronze]

im joking

[sonic bronze]

k

[void bronze]

i cant buy them

help

[gray ferry]

oh lol

[void bronze]

denmark would be better

than this place

i just assume that

[rough quiver]

Aaa im gonna get that m9 blue blood to match with red gloves of battle pass. Also have m4A1 paladin

[rough quiver]

Butterfly legacy is bad . Waiting to sell it when it will have a good market price

[sour star]

neuro still better

[rugged trail]

Hi

[sour star]

[teal dome]

[wet spear]

nah i think neuro looks bad

[void bronze]

#📸│photos message

its not there

I CANT

buy the offers

[sour star]

L opinion get cancelled by so2 community

[rugged trail]

Eyo China

[modest mist]

Hello guys. I'm new to this game

[void bronze]

hello

[rugged trail]

Wassup

Hi

[sonic bronze]

How to cancel

[sour star]

post abt it

[modest mist]

I know a little bit on how to play standoff

[sour star]

tell ppl abt it

[sonic bronze]

k

[sour star]

and then hate him for it

[queen prairie]

Burning fists better than neuro

[sour star]

and he get cancel

[sour star]

u should burn

[wet spear]

most gloves better than neuro lol

[silk kraken]

Is that your own screenshot?

[wet spear]

change my mind

[void bronze]

yes

i just took thjat

[hexed igloo]

james never heard such sentence before

[sour star]

neuro is just better

[hexed igloo]

is he going to say something

[queen prairie]

Punk and templar better than neuro too

[wet spear]

nah

too dark, no colors, barely any good combos

[sour star]

u should drink gasoline👍

[vast escarp]

i guess it's reindeering time

[wet spear]

yes

[vast escarp]

🦌

[sour star]

any scratch/black red knives

paladin m4a1

[queen prairie]

Nah rather use the new haunt goove

[wet spear]

look better with templar or haunted

[queen prairie]

Glove

[sour star]

it doesnt i tried templar w paladin doesnt look as good as neuro and paladin

[sour star]

just blood splatter all around

[sick cave]

Neuro is the best looking red glove at the moment, Haunt doesn't even come close to it

[sour star]

neuro is cleanly finished

[sick cave]

Exactly

[queen prairie]

You have some funny eyes

[wet spear]

templar and paladin are literally the same skin you can not say it looks worse than neuro lmao