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But the fish n chips in my school are so bad. The fish is literally smothered in oil and you can’t taste the fish, the chips are just ew (just oil and and artificial ingredients)
Sounds gross
I enjoy cooking so sometimes for dinner I make smth rlly nice and have leftovers for lunch the next day
Sometimes there is enough leftovers for me to have lunch the day after aswell
Cooking has beef with me
tmrw is healthy Monday at my school
I have those moments too
imma bring beef franks with salsa
It feels nice to have the best leftovers after cooking the food

No more beef 
(i love salsa)
I dont eat leftovers, usually I don't like them
@supple lantern just realised u spelt shadow wrong
Salsa is best 
Instead I give them to street dogs
Maybe it’s intentional

no it's intended
shao dee double u
I spelled it wrong 
My mum has a rule the no new food can be made until the last one has been fully eaten
Ik but I mean I thought it was shadow and I just realised it isn’t so idk why but I wanted to say it
nice overthinking
ion have a molcajete so i just blended it all
(i have a mortar and pestle but it's ceramic and smooth)
it's more pasty than chunky
but it's aight
My university food just sucks, I just go back home for lunch
added 2 thai chilli
Every juice is over diluted
I feed leftovers to street dogs
my bunny eats half of my food bro..
Lol
Hey, I got a stupid question
About science
Source : Internet
How much is 0°C in °F?
New promo code?
32
Good, so 0°C + 0°C equals 62°F?
only 4, 
i add like 20 evertime
even on scrambled eggs
google it idk
math and science have differences i guess
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when will update be out on ios?
Just made breakfast
Starting the day off with low carb, high protein bread and a coffee
don't really have a defined spice tolerance
so idk when i can stop
1-3 days after its out on android
can we dowload back 0.26.0 version on android/emulator
like theres any apk file on it?
What update?
Yello
Anyone else having problems about logging in on facebook?
Happens to me first time i cant login
It shows the loading thing and then just says sorry something went wrong were trying to fix it
But when i log out of my facebook account on app and join standoff and login from there its 8/10 time working
is turkey region down?
I have Scylla on Ak already,should I get digital burst or treasure hunter?
wdym on specific color
on rarity or my weapon color
no
i just got bored of scylla
after usig it for 2-3 days
i want get a new ak to use so i can switch for few games
my gloves are champion so ig any skin is fine just dont too fancy
how about m16
im using dust devil rn
theres 3 options:Muraena,Winged,Triumphant
In a year perhaps
Anyone wanna play?
After that 4years
Anyone comp?
Are you talking about the deagle skin? That's the best deagle skin
server?
Ok
Agreeee
Finally the update drop✌️🏻
U asian or eu?
Any
aisan
i have clan war in 10 mins and there is no update out on ios :///
lobby full :()
Im asian too so let's play
I added you @jaunty geode
@grave aurora by any chance when is the new pass dropping ?and are tou going to increase the DEAGLE damage from 2 headshots to 1 headshot and 2 bodyshots
@rich crow 86176035
Only for android user.
You are silver?@jaunty geode
update on ios will be late so thats very bad
Hellow idiots how ya all doiiinnn
I deranked yeah
Can you get an arcade skin by crafting grey skins or nah
Like tm?
You want join?@rich crow

later ady in comp
Hi guys
Yeah they just sent an announcement here saying abiut bug fixes so I vjecked and there's an update
Only for androids
I don't think so
Oh damn
.
Why update of iOS take time is it the apple that delays the update on Apple store or have they just not updated the game for iOS?
No idea
1.3g of storage is a lot for bug fixes
I doubt any if them include bullet reg
I wish vc returned
I think the 1.8gb on got replaced by 1.3gb one
Just updated the game
They reduced the overall size from 1.8 to 1.3gb
Which is good now the game will be more stable
Even for low end phones

@standoff 2 fix the audio settings
improve your anticheat, so2
hey
I don't think the storage really depends on the game performance
like in 10 mins xd
how can we disabled windows 10 updates permanently?
Anyone compy?
Cant find a match cuz of new update
Ooh
Womp womp I just played 3

Cmylmz???
Me too
@raven vector server ? Can I join you?
Singapore is like 200 plus ping for me
Rip
Hi everyone
Ello ello ello
And what? XD
Hardcore sticker is the best cheap sticker u can have for craft
Its only like 32 gold
This is not a very nice sticker
Lmao
mp7 arcade is so underrated
Really
Ill try to craft another skin wait.
Lmaoo
I already have my AK, FN Fal and Mp7 crafted.
Then write through a translator
(:
Lmaooo
It's okay I'm from England I can speak english
Im not from England but I can speak English tho
Lemme check what they look like
Ok
Im having a hard time crafting immortal. I have one
Mermaid looks kinda basic lmao
Stickers for immortal is kinda expensive to craft
Check photos
Thats my half craft
Alright
Who's want to play
Allies?
Anything
Anyone up for some comp?

😱😱😱😱
you didn't update yet ?
I have ios
12/10
mid
The white glock compliments the gold stickers and charm isn't it?
bad sticker
sunstrike the worse sticker so far
Anyone wanna play or not
it feels super empty
Cant find cheap gold sticker other than that 😦
Bc its gold also lol
me who got default skin because im too poor to afford to buy skin
If you have nosebleeds then
It's caused by your heating which dries out the air
Combined with high blood pressure
🦕
Axaxaxaxax
🐓
That's just popodak
Send a pic i wanna see
I know that ur lying
It is a sticker
How do you know he didn't make the sticker?
what a lovely looking COC
How are u texting us then 😧
Who's us?
What 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🦕
No
How much is the game size reduced?
It is just funny
🐤
Estimation
Ur funny
Dude im saying ur funny
Thats not a bad thing
Dude being funny is a good thing
you COC hater
(in tone of the tiktok meme)
is there any new code?
Guys I think we should launch a nuke in retaliation
Why ?
I think it is cgi

Any one wanna play
@gilded elbow you can see it right
See what
Guys imma need help
@gilded elbow
SEE what
My standoff games won’t load and idk what to do
It is moving
See
Any promos
did the emoji get shot

Guys pls help me
My matches won’t load
👀👀
Load the matches por favor
@teal dome
I barley downloaded after a long time
Hi, what’s the issue?
Mm
Send me a video of the issue to the DM.
Ok
👍
😌
Difficulty depends on technique
Someone was lifting it from one end me other end
So that was using biceps
Plus back
If you were to carry the whole thing on your back i guarantee it would be much easier
Bracing your core and using your legs
Hey goku I had a harder time than the other dude lifting it
I'll give you his
🐓
His biceps are better
He just left
I'll ask him brb
Ok asked
Oh You also want a response? That's not up to me
🦕
Ayo what
What?
Whattt
What did he sayy??
What did he sayyyyy??!
I can't believe this
@teal dome are you seeing this too?
I can't believe my eyes
He deleted it
Guys sukuna or itadori who u prefer?
What you mean?
Is that even a comparision?
He said the n word
And deleted
Axaxaxaxax
Proof is in logs
Like who you prefer by character not who is stronger
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Sukuna>>>
Who?
I prefer itadori
aeae
@errant rock
Also after newest ep my respect for nanamin📈📈

He has a good heart but why him??
He’s a good written character and it’s just my preference. Sukuna is still a goat
Yeah alr, imo fushiguro is better than itadori ig
he's basically every male shonen protag
well mines dead
Fushigoro when his bus is delayed
“With this treasure I summon”
However sukuna is nothing like the other inner demons
hope they'll add pov settings
@late fulcrum
Have you seen fushiguro's shadow vs sukuna thats hella crazy!!!
when ios update?

Ofc I have, I saw the episode and also have the manga with that fight
Anyone 1v1??
🐓
🐧
🐧 🤝🐓
Btw who you like in female characters?

why? Just cause he doesn't have a good side? He's still generic in the sense that he's evil for evil's sake
🤝
@hybrid charm what do you want
no way
Hey man don't hate the player hate the game

🐡
hate Myself
The game is great, why hate it😂
Ohhkkk
@hybrid charm dm me
Nice pig

Does anyone know why there is no update? I turned my phone off and on and still nothing
are u on ios?
Damn
No update for ios
I have android
Another one bites the dust
Where is the Russian chat?
if you've android go play store than search standoff there must be a update
Check the version of the game. If its 26.1 than its update if not complain
Thank you
yea

I checked and there is no update
You play on ios
🦕
No
check vers

Ok
agzelbolt

New code ? 
I have version 26.1
alr updated
Ty
Banned. 


All mortals shall fear my strength
You're good. Already updated
@late fulcrum ty polska
"sloong" with a "g" told on a racist
Ok thanks
As I have an immaculate set of skills
English in this chat, please.
Everyone writes here because, for example, there is no chat for Polish
aren't you "glong" with double "o"?

(walter white voice)
I suggested it to our leader, maybe it will be added.
Most shounen inner demons are not that evil tho and they always and up siding with the mc
Wsg
sure yea. I'm just looking for stupid reasons to hate on jjk cause it's a shonen. It does get bad after shibuya but everything upto shibuya is pretty good
I like it more after shibuya tbh
You mean the song or your name💀
Frr
Bro doesnt know abt the song
Me looking for reasons to hate one piece for no reason:
🦉
Its a song named say my name or smt like that
They're killing all dope characters which is no good.
Say my nameee say my nameee let me hear you
“Heartburn” is the best
“You ate my barber”
mod but not a mod but a mod
Nokia3310 one of our old veteran erfn members made a twemoji special with that song, I'll send you a link
Don't know any of them
🗿
the culling game ws trashh. Megumi became insignificant and it was just plain boring. The only good parts were:
- Maki basically becoming the second Toji was hype af
- Yuta** fight with the 2 opponents at once. Man jjk does technical fights well
My opinion is a lil different but that’s fine
I meant yuta*
Good morning
Still night for me
Is this hypnosis
I'm not
k
Where
This isn't hypnosis
"how do i put my voice chat in voice chats"
🐡
:€
no all natural
bruh
are you putting on these ads somehow
🦕
nah im out
i get 2 ads then vid plays for 1 second then i get 2 more
🐔
axaxaxaxax
👌
A
How do I update the game to 0.26.1?
Any ideea?
android?
maybe next year
but no winter update is added? with new events and others?
i dont know
Hey @sonic bronze look at this mere mortal trying to be like you 😭
Too bad
nah
🦕
thats not how it works
"Look What They Need To Mimic A Fraction Of Our Power"
good eveniong
(r vs rrrrrrr)
Bro me gold -3000
rip
What?
You want him to be in pieces 😰
It is
Yes
You enemy just has to leave for 2 rounds and boom, they will never get -
😲
you just open standoff 2 on the googleplay store
It's so dumb
Wait lol, not android
I got 7 points for a 7-0 match
bruh
IPhone/ apple (for my sis)
Go to app store
Apple have to wait for a bit
Click update
As well for player 1 rank lower or something. Doesn't matter if you play them 5-7 or 0-7. You get -
😲
Wtf
Hi
its nothing
It's so dumb
my game is still at 2gb after the update
I forgot to say tho, allies
Don't know for me. Just have too much space haha
Yes I mean allies
And they had 1 guy who left when it was gonna be round 8
Dunno how it is for comp
Yes and they get +
For some reason
So bad
Did u notice any difference? Gameplay wise
They said texture improvements
Because they have to face 2 ppl as one player
But it's not balanced
The 1 player team has by far more advantage
Should do it
uninstall and install again🤯
I Will
i see no difference\
In comp it works same but it's less impact because imagine 4v5? Doable mostly. 2v1? Hell nah
W content
Tjey can just rush and kill you
And comp you can vote kick, but in allies if you try that system, one is gonna say no other yes and thats it
Everything else is sensitivity, movement and so on
Meaning everyone who leaes in allies is by there own hand
How can I help you?
You have the problem

I cannot withdraw 3000 gold, it gives an error and I am in minus.
Please, send me a video of the issue to the DM.
Okey
it is
Using it for 3 years now
Premium
Without paying 1 single penny
So
How is it a scam
i use qq音了its free and its like spotify premium
Bro canceled payment 😂😂 tryna be smart with standoff2
What you need for music? There is an equalizer, resolution and something like transitions
What you need more wtf
or i just bug my phone when i use yt music
idk maybe i want the advanced shuffle
Seems not like that
Bro
Just do a playlist with songs you like
I DONT
There is just useless stuff
really?
NO
wow
Then it's your fault
you're talking the one with star thingy right
yeah i do
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why does standoff 2 cap to 60 fps if my phone has 144hz screen?
Settings
Change there
I even enabled 120 fps in settings and still capped at 60
Video I guess
u need to enable 144fps in video settings
Then target fps
ingame
is it an iphone
Xiaomi 13 Pro
oh
Settings dude
you need to clear battery
then check your phone settings
try look in your phone settings, usually the display is set at 60
you need to remove battery limiter
if it's at 144 then you might as well be cursed
no the phone is at 144 always and I feel it but the only game that caps at 60 is standoff.. Imma try to turn off battery limiter setting
i love fish pasta shrimp
this spacebar thocking
🐓
get a refund man
Game still capped at 60. Changed the fps limiter in settings, changed battery from balance to performance and checked the phone screen and its at 144hz
then you're cursed
sorry bro
dad to their kittens or whatever
i would be such a kitten to someone
yeah
Since you've been behaving like a true kitten, daddy have a surprise
Anybody plays scrims
Here
Any one wanna 1v1 for 4gold
only 4 golds?
it's quite impolite to spill lithium battery to their drinks
Yo
It is all i got
sure
Can someone tell me
ill let you win
Ok cool
Ok
when i can sell my skins
man
ANY ONE wanna 1v1 for 4gold
Idk
U put a cheap skin for like 4 gold and ill bey it
More like mr dog
Ye
I got bored of it
big chicken
Not like sus stuff
Ye
ME
MEE
Wha
Ok
What do u mean
Ok
Ur ID
Whos id
Nah
He is accepted
@rich crow
As long as you say so🫡
@void bronze good news
Ice dog vs mod
Guys how to install new patch on google play for so2?
@rich crow its the real one
Wha
just update\
Thats the only thing I want I have gun skins but no knife
Ima keep it a buck with u my gang im broke asf
I ask because i dodnt get uptade on google play
damn
check again
But like any special way to get gun skins ?
Get skins from battle pass
.@left finch
tf i got 30min mute for a mod joke i was gonna say @rich crow
Bro pinged the main one
Dont u ?
@rich crow
You can get 20-40 gold on battle pass items
If you get something good
i though it didn't show it
Yeah ( i never got better than rare xD)
I got 1 epic sticker holo and 1 legendary sticker holo
The cheapest grafitti is 0.40 gold ;-;
On project pandora
Now the legendary one cost 100g before price drops
I got 1 legwndary grafitti in firwborn pass who worth 2.40 gold..
?
I'm gonna buy new year battle pass
Lucky you
Ik
I bought 2 times 100 gold and i losses all 😐
Idk
Whens the next battle pas coming ?
December
No
Later
Cause I got exams on decembet
Like end of december prob
For for 5-10 days
Good luck on your exams
Thanks
when is the winter update coming?
How to make an invisible nickname?
Just google "no breakspace, come to some link coppy it and set that for ur name
winter
I don't like spent money on game
Its coming when it comes
But ok
Fr
OK.
I'm gonna play something
Add me if u wanna 172745654
🤨
Karambit gold kinda overrated ngl
Where that was released
On any cases
Or just have been dropped randomly
Wdym
Golden karambit
Box
it's drops
is there any promocode available?
Nah
Are you @brittle knoll son??
✨
All ik is that there are no active codes
Was on the gift box
What is code?
I got karambit universe
Is voice chat added?
😐
Lepo lepo
Lepo
English in this chat, please.
Do chat for Balkans?... Please
I’ll suggest it to our leader.
Who is him?
but for that they'll need serbian(or other balkan language) speaking mods
Someone knows code for grafiti?
🐔
Yes
Are you on ios?
We cant explain him
ggs
I understand Serbian.
That's awesome, where you from if you dm me askin?
Im guessing romania
Ios will use apple emoji on discord
??
And the chicken looks different
It will look to the side instead of staring
🐔
So ios users don't understand
I don't want to disclose this information.
nice NDA
Understandable, sorry if i made you uncomfortable 🙇🏽
🐡
No no, it’s okay)
🙂👍🏽
Sema really made this acc just to be helper so
When will the season ends?
🐓
Anyone?
🤙

Hahaha
I think sema is semy btw
Guys does someone sees that a stadoff 2 app picture is from sunstrice collection?
or turkey
@teal dome when will season end?
or Netherlands
🦕
You are with iphone?
or apple
👀
Its same like before
it's only a patch
😱😱
bug fixes and reduced size
pls
🏃💨
Guys does someone sees that a stadoff 2 app picture is from sunstrice collection?
nothing
It's only an update not the end of season 😦
any tipss why queing solo match harder get match
M9
Butterfly red widow
change server or make a team lobby
And butterfly knife
nice experiment 🥼
when the next season begins.
(there is not specific date)
Butterfly knife is very fun to use

And cheap
Default is meh
Fr
Ye
Its og
What is added in game in this update?
Like m9
New collection
Auto Aim
Of bugs fixed.
it's underrated imo, quick switch to knife and then quickly click once- the knife does a unique animation.





