💬│english-chat

[sonic bronze]

fr

[paper tangle]

before I have to delete all of this

[verbal cloak]

Sup

[lusty tendon]

Sir yes Sir!🫡

[next isle]

🏎️

[rich crow]

Before i die

[paper tangle]

nice car

where did you buy it

[next isle]

@paper tangleHow long ago did you become a helper?)

🍻

[paper tangle]

uhhh

[next isle]

congratulations🍰

[paper tangle]

3 weeks ago I got it

[paper tangle]

thanks man

[rich crow]

Wtf are u playing 💀

[next isle]

how long I've been asleep.....

[teal dome]

[rich crow]

4 big guys and they nut on my💀

[paper tangle]

that's just the server name

im playing minecraft

[paper tangle]

a long time it seems

[lusty tendon]

🗣️

[paper tangle]

I'm jealous for that long nap

[next isle]

I've fallen out of reality

[paper tangle]

damn

you've seen the truth of the world

[noble dagger]

[rich crow]

I’ve fallen out of my bed

[next isle]

The earth is round after all

[verbal cloak]

Why mutet?

[rich crow]

No the earth is circle

[paper tangle]

so true

[rich crow]

Its 2 am here in india

[paper tangle]

SyreX

[verbal cloak]

Dayum

[rich crow]

😋

[verbal cloak]

Than why are u in talk? XD

[next isle]

probably

[paper tangle]

how was the nap though

[rich crow]

The earth is donut shaped

[rich crow]

Me mad

[next isle]

👍

[verbal cloak]

Why mad?

[rich crow]

Ah cz I’ve fallen out of my bed

[verbal cloak]

Ohhh

[rich crow]

.

[verbal cloak]

did you hurt yourself?

[teal dome]

👋

[rich crow]

Hole in the middle rounded on the side

[rich crow]

I lost my memory

[next isle]

[verbal cloak]

Dayum das crazy

[rich crow]

All i remember is that i m a hamster

[verbal cloak]

did you fall on your head?

[next isle]

it's time to eat🍻

[vast escarp]

@raven oyster

[rich crow]

No the bed fell on my bed 😋

[vast escarp]

🦍

[paper tangle]

have a great dinner

[verbal cloak]

Ahhh yea that happened to me yesterday too

[rich crow]

Us

[verbal cloak]

🤙

[round zinc]

Can someone give me some weapon

[next isle]

That must be good, considering I didn't realize I was out of subscriptions

[paper tangle]

no more nitro

[verbal cloak]

Hell nawww

[rich crow]

Do u want an umbrella?”

[round zinc]

No sorry it is snowing

[next isle]

no more anime emoji🦖

[round zinc]

But thanks anyway

[rich crow]

K

[round zinc]

? Ingame

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

No in earth

[round zinc]

No thanks

I had a question

How to we trade

If we want

[rich crow]

Marketplace

[round zinc]

How

Can you show it to me if possible

[rich crow]

No i dont play standoff anymore

Its boring now

[verbal cloak]

W

[round zinc]

Then give me your inv 🤝✌️

[verbal cloak]

inv?

[paper tangle]

he means your inventory

[lyric pelican]

Hi

[verbal cloak]

Ahhh kk

Naw

I got only epics and blue💀💀

[paper tangle]

it's better than nothing

[verbal cloak]

Well i had many knifes back than, and now i play codm

[round zinc]

Look dms

[shut ingot]

this game has very good physics

[verbal cloak]

Kk

[round zinc]

Is it possible to give me some weapon

[paper tangle]

No.

[round zinc]

Thanks

Anyway

[verbal cloak]

Bro flexin with his Jewelry in pfp and ask if someone gives weapon

[round zinc]

Its pixel

[verbal cloak]

Ik im just jkinf

Joking*

oi

[round zinc]

Ho

[verbal cloak]

Who?

[brittle knoll]

Nice blocked message

🐓

[verbal cloak]

Kid

;P

[brittle knoll]

Random fun fact " fats contain over twice the energy density of carbohydrates or protein"

So eating peanuy butter is basically more value per price

[round zinc]

Cool

[verbal cloak]

Yapping is crazy

[brittle knoll]

Here I find a jar of 350g for about

[verbal cloak]

ok

[brittle knoll]

1.80€

[verbal cloak]

Nobody cares actualy

[brittle knoll]

You ever found peanut butter in your stores?

🦕

[verbal cloak]

Touch some grass kid fr

[brittle knoll]

The one I find is natural tho

[round zinc]

Yeysysysmakdgqdhi as so was do

No

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

🐔

[round zinc]

💣💀

[brittle knoll]

Nice sjfhsjshfhfsj

Nice boomb

Nice blue bag hanging from outlet hole

I'm on a chair

What are you on

You mean ketchup

🦕

Get out, it will melt your feet

What

I mean yea

They are definitely sad

🐓

You may have yet to experience grieving to understand

Cuz that's how it be as a guy

Cuz women are a hypothetical bait in a pond of water

And men are the hypothetical fish

🐔

So

Did you just went straight to the end

Acceptance?

Nice pig

[nocturne root]

who's gonna play with me comp now?

[brittle knoll]

Normal men don't rely on drugs so that's what

🦕

Full offense

🐓

Soberness would go crazy

[nocturne root]

for comp?

[lusty tendon]

Hi

[nocturne root]

someone

[brittle knoll]

Just imagine, you are able to function at this level now, imagine after 1 year of quitting 😮😲

[lusty tendon]

😮‍💨

Bye

[brittle knoll]

Hi

I mean

...

Hi

[unreal sluice]

I spent 25€ on manga today

[brittle knoll]

🐔

That's

Double my water bill

10 times my trash bill 🐓 🐓 🐓

[blissful crest]

Hey guys im new!

[brittle knoll]

😂 🤣

🦕

Whattt

Ermmmm I am offended by this question ☝️🤓 i wil not like to answer because its very personal

[blissful crest]

oh hi guys!

[high imp]

Dont buy cases

You wont trust

Youl get a 10 gold costing blue for sure

[brittle knoll]

I was kidding

But what you mean by that

That's a odd way to ask how old gloong is who by the way is 22 years old

[high imp]

A skin 🤷‍♂️

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[nocturne root]

Someone for comp?

[brittle knoll]

I'd also like some mustard pls

🦕

I used to eat raw ketchup and mustard

2 years sober 🗣️ 💯

[paper tangle]

I don't think anyone here wants to do comp but do also try to find players on #1044085342308941944

[vale sparrow]

sup fellas

[brittle knoll]

...

Hi

Yo haru long time no see

🐓

No, sweet

[blissful crest]

Hey Can someone tell me why if i wanna play Team deadmatch and then when i wait 40 secs IT says u got disonnected or smth

[blissful crest]

Btw im new!

[nocturne root]

wrong with internet

[brittle knoll]

256kbps

[blissful crest]

Nope its

Very good

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Unstable then

[blissful crest]

Nope

[nocturne root]

npc guy

[brittle knoll]

Yes

[blissful crest]

IT works perfectly

[brittle knoll]

He's my pig

[vale sparrow]

frfr

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🤨

[brittle knoll]

Sup dude

[vale sparrow]

nothing much

going to litsen to music and play gd

idk

maybe so2

[brittle knoll]

Not a lot people play

[vale sparrow]

wbu?

[brittle knoll]

Nice have fun

[brittle knoll]

Chilling

🐓

[vale sparrow]

nc

[brittle knoll]

🍿🐓

[vale sparrow]

u not from eu?

yeah

im west eu and play on france

[brittle knoll]

And BTW fats contain over twice the energy density of carbohydrates or protein:about 9 kcal per gram for fats versus only about 4 kcal per gram for carbohydrates and protein

[vale sparrow]

ez 40-60 ping

[brittle knoll]

🐓 🐓

🦕

You're just hig-

🐔

[vale sparrow]

i couldnt agree more

[brittle knoll]

Nice gloonging

[vale sparrow]

dont

[brittle knoll]

Google it

[vale sparrow]

but

about 2-5k?

[brittle knoll]

Ermmmmm

[vale sparrow]

idk

[brittle knoll]

☝️🤓

My body my choice

🦕

[vale sparrow]

just go on onion and get on the black web

dont ask

how

i know

[brittle knoll]

Zaza

[vale sparrow]

i used to like

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[vale sparrow]

i havent

[mortal tulip]

[brittle knoll]

I only peed myself once

🐔

🐔

[vale sparrow]

i havent actually

[brittle knoll]

I only pooped myself once

🐔

[vale sparrow]

but i was the kid that if u leave alone he will make himself bleed in one way or another

[mortal tulip]

imagine having all of these badge

[brittle knoll]

@gilded flower

[vale sparrow]

i agree

imagine

[brittle knoll]

We need some fact checking on that @gilded flower

🐓

[vale sparrow]

cuz ur acc gonna be goated

[mortal tulip]

you know someone with all of them?

[vale sparrow]

nop

[mortal tulip]

never seen this

[vale sparrow]

but guys with some

like 1 or 2

[mortal tulip]

yeah i know some with 20 19 and 23

max out

[vale sparrow]

ik one guy with 2018 platinum
and one of my good good friends enfax with 2019 platinum

i love those badges

[brittle knoll]

When you're sober life is random

🦕

Btw

(experience from soberr)

[mortal tulip]

i got 2019 silver:(

[vale sparrow]

i played back in 2018

and my first badge was 2021

like

[mortal tulip]

me too but i was noob

in 2018

[brittle knoll]

Legit anything I wanna do in my free time is purely random

[hybrid prism]

Yo

Quick question

When will new update come?

[vale sparrow]

i dont have even 1 bronze one
i have a lot of silver medals and 3 gold

Pro

[mortal tulip]

week or 2

[brittle knoll]

Or anything that seems to happen

[hybrid prism]

Why so long

[brittle knoll]

Maybe because I don't have a routine

🦕

[mortal tulip]

always like that

[brittle knoll]

Too hard to maintain

[mortal tulip]

they are slow

[vale sparrow]

no

ewww

[hybrid prism]

Last update comed in 4 days like that

[proud turtle]

Medals matter? I got people who are 2018 players and still suck at the game

[hybrid prism]

DUDE you didnt seed 2018 era..

1.5 year without update

[brittle knoll]

Axaxaxxaxax

[proud turtle]

Me

[brittle knoll]

Skill issue xdddd

[proud turtle]

Full gyro player I don’t use ads

[mortal tulip]

wym

[vale sparrow]

some ppl love em and like them a lot like me

[normal thicket]

when does season 7 for 2024 release?

[hybrid prism]

2018 they didnt updated game for like 2 year

[vale sparrow]

but i collect silver battle pass medals

[brittle knoll]

What does that have to do with it

[vale sparrow]

and everything else gold

[hybrid prism]

No big updates

[proud turtle]

I like only the 2018 badge

[brittle knoll]

I know people my age who do drooog

[mortal tulip]

i got pic of my old acc got 2018 badge 2 years badge 2020 assitance badge

[brittle knoll]

So have no self control still

[vale sparrow]

u got to say 2019, winter fun, competitive pack medals look sick aswell

[brittle knoll]

Because I use it ironically

[vale sparrow]

i have 2 of em but 2019 is a nono

[brittle knoll]

Even if I do use them, what's wrong with it?

[proud turtle]

True

[mortal tulip]

didnt there was one

[proud turtle]

Everything before 2021

[brittle knoll]

You flipping cow

[proud turtle]

Was good

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[hybrid prism]

U think 2 years badge is smt

[mortal tulip]

first pass was like 20

[mortal tulip]

no just sayin

[hybrid prism]

I have first collection badge forgetted namr

[vale sparrow]

ngl i like the 2021 medal but its a personal opinion

even dragon rise

[mortal tulip]

🤓

[peak grove]

Ah, I catCh why U are online

Lmao

[proud turtle]

Nsh for me avg

[rich crow]

When comes the new Season?

[vale sparrow]

why not?

[peak grove]

Why yes? Lmao

[hybrid prism]

Just sayin there is no need to be toxic and fatherless

[vale sparrow]

why not lmao?

[peak grove]

I get my new pfp, u like it?

[peak grove]

Like..idk

[vale sparrow]

ket/10 👍

[peak grove]

I love kets ahhh

[brittle knoll]

Nice pig

[vale sparrow]

i love me a good kot

[mortal tulip]

wym i didnt say shi

[brittle knoll]

You mean pig

[hybrid prism]

Dude gyro is still low

[vale sparrow]

no

[rich crow]

When comes the new Season?

[brittle knoll]

Yes

[vale sparrow]

why would u even use it

[polar holly]

Ask akselbold

[proud turtle]

Max

[vale sparrow]

some ppl just say learn to aim

[proud turtle]

I don’t use ads

At all

Cringe

[rich crow]

Whem comes the new Season?

[proud turtle]

Tbh so2 is more about brain

[vale sparrow]

we dont know

[vale sparrow]

yes

[proud turtle]

2-3 months

[vale sparrow]

and aim and reactions

cuz if no

[rich crow]

Never 2-3 months

[vale sparrow]

u have brain but still silver

[hybrid prism]

Why not dude

[proud turtle]

If u have a avg brain and a good aim u will be phoenix max

[polar holly]

The battle pass ended today which means tommorow it comes

[proud turtle]

Have a avg aim

Good brain

U can touch

[rich crow]

genau

[proud turtle]

Elite

[hybrid prism]

Backthen when my Huawei's gyro broken i played without gyro

[vale sparrow]

i mean i use kinda low sense no gyro
it looks like im stresseed every moment of the game

[vale sparrow]

i have last season

👍

[rich crow]

Are you exited of the new Season?

[polar holly]

Today ends the season which means it Comes tommorow or not?

[vale sparrow]

my reactions are ait

[hybrid prism]

gyro is advantage

I use both

Scoped Guns i generally use gyro

ITs better

[vale sparrow]

my friend that is elite every season just says
learn to aim

[proud turtle]

Trolls

[vale sparrow]

i used to use it

now i dont

[hybrid prism]

Learn to aim🤓

[vale sparrow]

my aim way better

[polar holly]

Anybody herein who is playing with two fingers

[proud turtle]

I play pubg for 5 years + now

So I can’t live

Without gyro

[proud turtle]

Me

[hybrid prism]

Egoist character i say like i played without gyro for like 3 or 4 years

• im playin on telephone

[polar holly]

You are good with two fingers?

[proud turtle]

Why tf u think im using gyro i play 2 finger on pubg aswell

[hybrid prism]

Which my 4 figers wont fif

[proud turtle]

If a game has gyro i am fine

[polar holly]

What is gyro

[vale sparrow]

i mean gyro for a tablet is just overkill thats why i dont use it

[proud turtle]

Gyro is rocket to moon

[hybrid prism]

Yeah yeah

[proud turtle]

Lol

[rich crow]

what is rocket to moon?

[polar holly]

What is gyro

[hybrid prism]

Gyro was meant for telephones

[polar holly]

Gyroscope

[broken cedar]

U nub

[hybrid prism]

He is right dude

Hands better then gyro

[vale sparrow]

bro u have phoenix rank u have never reached phonix

go back on the market

💀

[broken cedar]

Gold > rank

[peak grove]

Go sleep man..xD

[vale sparrow]

cope

[polar holly]

Is it good to Sneak or shoot in stand up?

[peak grove]

U too

Go sleep

[broken cedar]

I will I just wanna make u angry

[hybrid prism]

after some time ur hands become aimbot without gyro

[vale sparrow]

i will i

[hybrid prism]

u get used to it

[vale sparrow]

:>:>

[broken cedar]

Cuz u my pookie bear😘😘

[hybrid prism]

Like insta head lock

[vale sparrow]

nah im playin

love u

[peak grove]

He is mine

[vale sparrow]

no homo

[peak grove]

Feck off @broken cedar

[broken cedar]

Stay quiet😤

[vale sparrow]

keepin my socks on

[peak grove]

Brooo 💀💀🥲

How U could

[broken cedar]

U better take em off😰

[vale sparrow]

ok if my gf was in the room in this moment

she would have questioned sooo many things

[polar holly]

Is it good to sneak or to shoot in stand up?

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[rich crow]

How are you?

[peak grove]

😏

[rich crow]

no

[vale sparrow]

not even that

💀

like this

yeye

[peak grove]

Huh?

[vale sparrow]

i still do

she know

[polar holly]

Is it better to Sneak or to shoot in stand up

[vale sparrow]

we playin

[peak grove]

💀

[rich crow]

stand up

[brittle knoll]

More love left for the homies 😂☝️🤣😈🤠

[vale sparrow]

man that is a man's natural thing to do

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[vale sparrow]

f

[peak grove]

.....ok, how U say so

[brittle knoll]

Yea just like kissing homies goodnight

[vale sparrow]

no

[brittle knoll]

Yes

🦕

Passionately even

[polar holly]

Is it good to sneak or to shoot in stand up

[rich crow]

Stand Up!

[brittle knoll]

Ok 1 sec

Ok done, standing

Oh uh

What's happening

I feel an urge to tell jokes

🐓

Why did the chicken cross the road

🐔

[polar holly]

Because you cross about it

[brittle knoll]

Because it was too wide

🦕

[polar holly]

Ou

[brittle knoll]

Errmmmmm

You know

When you cross your eyes

[rich crow]

What?

[brittle knoll]

🐓🫴

And things get closer

[rough quiver]

🥚

[brittle knoll]

That's what I meant

☝️🐓

Get it

Get it???

☹️

Man Can I sit back down pls

I hate stand up comedy

I prefer sitcoms

🐓

[rough quiver]

Sit bro its okay

It hapens

[broken cedar]

L girl

[brittle knoll]

Ok sitting now

Reminds me of that time...

(laugh cue)

(laugh track)

(powerful laughter, everyone going crazy)

(then kokodak looks at the camera)

🐔

(even more powerful laughter)

[rough quiver]

(Stands up again)

[brittle knoll]

• ermm what's so funny? ☝️🐔

[rough quiver]

(Towards the stage)

[lusty tendon]

👁️👁️ 👻

[brittle knoll]

(even more laughter and clapping)

[rough quiver]

👁️👁️

[lusty tendon]

What theatrics have i walked into

[brittle knoll]

A sitcom

Because I'm sitting

[rough quiver]

(Going back to the stage)

[brittle knoll]

(laugh track again)

[rough quiver]

(He grab the mic)

[lusty tendon]

👏🏽

[brittle knoll]

Hey

[rough quiver]

(……………………..)

[brittle knoll]

Give it back

(laughter track)

[rough quiver]

Its mine

[brittle knoll]

It is now

[rough quiver]

Get away from me

[lusty tendon]

(audibke gasps)

[brittle knoll]

(laughter track)

[rough quiver]

Ez with those hands

[lusty tendon]

(Kool Aid man busts in thriugh the wall)

[brittle knoll]

Um

I don't have hands (laughter track)

🐔

[rough quiver]

(Mic in to your face)
(Boooom smashhhh)

[brittle knoll]

👻

Hey

[rough quiver]

(People shocked)

[brittle knoll]

My disguise

!!

[rough quiver]

(Mask fall down)

[brittle knoll]

👻

[rough quiver]

(🐤 “real face”)

[blissful crest]

Whats going on😭

[lusty tendon]

Ill leave yall to this

Observe you mortal

[rough quiver]

( people shocked about ur face)

[brittle knoll]

(baby chick stares at him then at the camera

👻🐤

👻 🐥

[rough quiver]

(Boooomm mask in the face of cameraman)

[brittle knoll]

(laugh track)

[rough quiver]

(Cameraman mask drop down)

[lusty tendon]

I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes

[blissful crest]

Yk u Can just type with the * like hello

[rough quiver]

(It’s another 🐔)

[brittle knoll]

🐔

(laugh track)

[rough quiver]

(More laughs track)

(All clapping hands)

[brittle knoll]

Thank you thank you (as they bow to the audience)

🐔🐥📷

[paper tangle]

(curtains close)

[brittle knoll]

(curtains open again to the next scene as they were done in post after effects)

🫴🐡

Pspspsps

[rough quiver]

(Glong counting the money after stage 💵💵💵💵

[brittle knoll]

• ermmm what are you doing?
• oh just petting my new cat

[rough quiver]

Ohhh whana see my dog

[brittle knoll]

🐔🐔🫳🐡

(laughter track)

[rough quiver]

(🐄 picture of the dog)

[brittle knoll]

(Laughter track)

🖼🐓

Nice pig

(laughter track)

[rough quiver]

(🐮 anither picture dog barking)

[brittle knoll]

Ermmm quiet it down please

(laughter track)

[rich crow]

can i have gold please

[brittle knoll]

(laughter followed by applause)

[rough quiver]

( sound from behind the crowd)

( confused)

[brittle knoll]

(he walks towards the stage)

(to join)

(while the audience claps)

[rough quiver]

( he sits next to you)

(Staring at you)

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[rough quiver]

(Now he watch at my dog )

[brittle knoll]

🦕 Yo wsg

🦕

What do you think of my sauropod hat? - 🦕

[rough quiver]

Gloong u genius bro

[brittle knoll]

(laugh track)

[rough quiver]

But can i have some gold “he says”

[brittle knoll]

(more laugh track)

[rough quiver]

( more laughs tracks)

[brittle knoll]

Madam please take a seat

🐡

Same thing

(laugh track)

Lelelel

[rough quiver]

Mam sit we dont need more stand up comedy

(Laugh track)

[brittle knoll]

That was a very smooth entrance

(laugh track)

Hey that's not how you sit

(laugh track)

[rough quiver]

(More laugh track)

[brittle knoll]

(you start literally rolling then laugh track + applause)

[rough quiver]

Can u let my dog suck your finger too ( the dog 🐮)

(More laughs tracks)

[brittle knoll]

(reverbered and reversed laugh track)

Nice metamorphosis

🦕

Lel

[rough quiver]

(Confused)

[brittle knoll]

What you looking at

🦕

[rough condor]

What's the best server on the game?

I'm growing insane, russians everywhere

[rough quiver]

(Another voice from behind)

[rough condor]

[brittle knoll]

How tall did you grow so far? (laugh track)

[rough quiver]

(Public watching)

[rough condor]

What's with the roleplay?

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[rough quiver]

( he joins and sit closer)

[rough condor]

Y'all really lost your remaining brain cells because of it. I guess I'm next 💀

[brittle knoll]

Lelelelelellelel

Pelelellelelell

[rough quiver]

Lelelelele

( public more confused)

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[fading cloud]

Hello

Me wadu hek

[rough quiver]

(Eyooo thats racist “chinse from the back”)

[brittle knoll]

(audience laugh then applause sound effect)

[rough quiver]

(Walks towards you “ the chinese”)

[fading cloud]

How Chinese see?

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🐔 🐔

[rough quiver]

🐮🐮🐮

[brittle knoll]

Ayo

[rough quiver]

@fading cloud do you like my dog 🐮🐮

[broken cedar]

Hey guys

Does anyone here invest?

[rough quiver]

Yes i did

[broken cedar]

What‘s your budget?

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🦕

[rough quiver]

I buyed 800 G sticker they worth 600g

[broken cedar]

I mean Standoff 2

[rough quiver]

I can teach you

😂😂

[broken cedar]

Pro investor

😂

[brittle knoll]

Guys

[broken cedar]

Nah fr tho if you want big profits lmk

[brittle knoll]

People who participated in the sitcom I mean

[rough quiver]

Tell me

[brittle knoll]

I have to confess I have been standing the whole time 😭😢🤕

[broken cedar]

I‘ll show u an investment I did some days ago

[brittle knoll]

#deep #rizz #ohio

[rough quiver]

My bigest profit is m4a1 paladin . I bought it 750 its now 1200 4 stickers atached to it

[broken cedar]

Nice

[rough quiver]

That a good one

[broken cedar]

Yeah

[rough quiver]

But to much G

[broken cedar]

Not really

I mean for that kind of profit it isn’t too much

Butterfly definitely

Meh

[rough quiver]

U got on yours only 200G

[broken cedar]

?

Don’t understand that

[fading cloud]

Nice dog

Eat dogs milk

[novel crystal]

When do the pass items go in the market

[fading cloud]

2 weeks maximum

[novel crystal]

Just so I can sell an arcane bite spray paint

I got it on my first try

[brittle knoll]

Ok gn

🛏🐓

🛌

[novel crystal]

Nice c-||hicken||

[fading cloud]

Ni||ce||

[brittle knoll]

🐔

._.

[novel crystal]

What would the arcane spray bite even be worth

[sonic bronze]

Gn

🐔

Me fr

[tough meadow]

avatar the last airbender is a 10/10. Highly recommend

[fading cloud]

New update holy moly

[torpid pewter]

Need a duo for Allie’s that isn’t garbage

[uneven cobalt]

There alr an update

Damn

[torpid pewter]

Lol

Either one of y’all tryna play Allie’s

[sonic bronze]

Mayo is better

[torpid pewter]

Why not 😩

I’m tired of random speds

I just want to play with someone with actual game sense

[sonic bronze]

Mayonnaise is good

You too

[polar holly]

Why is Changing Nothing in New update?

[sonic bronze]

Can i put you on my burger?

Can i consume your soul

Like i did with other ones

r

[uneven cobalt]

Bro i feel u

[torpid pewter]

I just want a duo that wants to hit ranger with me 🙂

[lusty tendon]

No way the ketchup bro still talking about drug5

[uneven cobalt]

Has nothing chamged?

Changed

[polar holly]

No but i think tommorow is coming New season

[uneven cobalt]

Yea maybe

Mayo>ketchup

[sonic bronze]

Bro changed his mind

[torpid pewter]

Fr

[lusty tendon]

Can't wait for the new season imma grind the hell outta it and if i get good enough tier number like at least 40/45 im buying

[uneven cobalt]

I didnt miss a single task this season

[lusty tendon]

Im assuming its a new year thing so i an hyoe for the pass

[sonic bronze]

Oh

[uneven cobalt]

The new year skins better be good

[lusty tendon]

Same this one was 30 tiers so i swore id do them all and i did i got the chibi charm 🤗

[sonic bronze]

I said that because of the banner

[sonic bronze]

Old account

[uneven cobalt]

For the past 2 years theres been an m9 knife imagine they do it again

[lusty tendon]

Plus ik that the stickers and stuff will sell for good 💰

[vale sparrow]

m4a1s in tdm go brrrr

[uneven cobalt]

What skins u get

[rich crow]

Is the update good?

[lusty tendon]

Im a relatively new player, whats an m9 knife? Bayonet or sum??

[sonic bronze]

I feel

[uneven cobalt]

Yh bayonet

[sonic bronze]

Meh

[lusty tendon]

From?

[sonic bronze]

The game

[uneven cobalt]

This season pass well previous now

[lusty tendon]

As the last tier in paid pass?

[vale sparrow]

the update 1.3gb

💀

[uneven cobalt]

Bro i saw that and im like -_-

[vale sparrow]

same

[sonic bronze]

For me in total is: 2,84GB

Man

[rich crow]

Yo

[uneven cobalt]

There are a lot of bugs like sometimss when u spectate some1 and they have a default skin it somehow changes to a random skin thats not even in game

[sonic bronze]

Fr

[vale sparrow]

gratefully i have a 500gb sd

[lusty tendon]

I think ihave screens from sunstrike pass rewards and from this one i didnt buy so i got the M40 and M60 skin, the red skull graphiti,2 crazy devil stickers and 1 regular sticker the X thing

[uneven cobalt]

I got 2x akr12 haunt and the orange gloves and 2 epics and like 6 rares

[sonic bronze]

I understand realist

[uneven cobalt]

I had the alr mirage menace from the sunstrike collection

Akr

[sonic bronze]

Damn

[uneven cobalt]

Sold it and got the akr digital burst from 2022 new year

Only like 150 in the game

[lusty tendon]

Bro i SOOO wanted the AKR12 it was the best skin in the bunch 😭

[uneven cobalt]

I got it first try and another 1 towards rhe end

[lusty tendon]

Ok

[sonic bronze]

Which one

[uneven cobalt]

Ima sell my glove

And get another glove

And keep some gold

[torpid pewter]

Someone be my duo 😦

[lusty tendon]

@uneven cobalt I sold the Stiletto viper igot from sunstrike pass cases (if it werent for that i could very well say i wasted money on the pass) bought jKommando prism, used leftover money to buy skin for every gun. When the subject X update came, all prices dropped more than 50% for some guns, thats when i bought skin for all guns.

[sonic bronze]

Not bad

[uneven cobalt]

Bro that drop in prices messed me up so hard

[lusty tendon]

And i have charms on all guns i use actively so it's going awesome

[torpid pewter]

I have the Templar gloves I think they’re my favorite

[uneven cobalt]

How can all skins drop at the same time

[lusty tendon]

Well for a poor man it was the best thing

[uneven cobalt]

My knifes were like worthless

[torpid pewter]

Templar with the black widow butterfly go hard

[lusty tendon]

Bro i even put that i want UMP45 Cerebrus for 1.00 G and someone put .12 and it went to me 💀

[uneven cobalt]

But cuz of that i got a akr skin that was 3000 for 1900 and now its 2300

[lusty tendon]

Which one

[uneven cobalt]

Akr digital burst 2022

[lusty tendon]

Brb

[torpid pewter]

Fire skin

[uneven cobalt]

Ima send pic on the picture section

[lusty tendon]

I saw it

Its cool

[uneven cobalt]

Bro that combo you got is the same one i wanted

[lusty tendon]

Everything from the HWP 2023 is very cool

[uneven cobalt]

Yeah

[lusty tendon]

Fav knife?

Lemme guess

Karambit Or Butterfly

[sonic bronze]

Butterfly

[lusty tendon]

Which one imma search it

[vale sparrow]

tanto, m9 and flip

[lusty tendon]

I hate the flip and the scorpion

[uneven cobalt]

Same

[lusty tendon]

It's like a kid toy

🤢

[uneven cobalt]

Only 2 knifes that i acc hate and would never buy

[sonic bronze]

The kukri is worse

[lusty tendon]

FRR

[lusty tendon]

Thats why they the cheapest

[vale sparrow]

its a personal opinion

i think its alr

[uneven cobalt]

Theres a flip knife going for 6k

[sonic bronze]

My fav knifes: M9,Karambit and Butterfly

[uneven cobalt]

Thats the only exception

[lusty tendon]

Its bulky but it's nicer than the 2 plus you can spam inspect and still have fluid movement

[uneven cobalt]

I jad 2 butterflies

[vale sparrow]

basic but respectable

[lusty tendon]

Ha

[sonic bronze]

Anomaly problem

[uneven cobalt]

Black widow sold that and got the legacy and sold that and ima get the black widow again or dragon glass

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[vale sparrow]

hi rosie

[uneven cobalt]

I think i boufht a skin from u today

[torpid pewter]

Someone be my duo for allies

🙂

[lusty tendon]

Ill always say this,
Fang>Karambit model wise (animations, stabs, size...)
Karambit>Fang skins

[uneven cobalt]

But i might be miataken

[lusty tendon]

Hi rosiee

[unreal sluice]

Wdym?

[unreal sluice]

Haii

I love my new manga

[uneven cobalt]

Did u sell a skin on the market today

[sonic bronze]

Opinion but ok

[vale sparrow]

could say so

[sonic bronze]

I respect your opinion

[lusty tendon]

Only fang skin i like is haunted

Its amazing r

Rest is to cry for

The blue one is 🤮

[sonic bronze]

Called my name

[lusty tendon]

Hahahha

[vale sparrow]

rn me having a karambit is like

ok cool

could u guys guess what skin it is?

[unreal sluice]

Nope

[lusty tendon]

Ye brb

Haraguchi

[pure grotto]

1q

[sonic bronze]

Dragon glass

[torpid pewter]

Slept on skin tbh

[vale sparrow]

no

[lusty tendon]

Claw

[torpid pewter]

Reminds me of black ice from rainbow

[lusty tendon]

Universee

[sonic bronze]

Scratch

[torpid pewter]

@unreal sluice fire manga

[vale sparrow]

nop

[vale sparrow]

no

[vale sparrow]

nop

[lusty tendon]

That one

[sonic bronze]

Nebula

[lusty tendon]

F, brb

[vale sparrow]

no

LMAO

[sonic bronze]

Man

[torpid pewter]

Damn

[lusty tendon]

Purple camo

[vale sparrow]

no

[lusty tendon]

Frozen

[vale sparrow]

ding ding

ding

[stoic light]

What is the new apdate

[lusty tendon]

Hell

So many options

[vale sparrow]

with champion gloves

[sonic bronze]

New update

[torpid pewter]

Any of y’all tryna play😭

[unreal sluice]

Thx. Sukuna vs maho in it

[sonic bronze]

#1044085342308941944

Useless channel but ok

[vale sparrow]

i was waiting 1m and 30 seconds for a tdm

[torpid pewter]

No one replied yet🥲

[torpid pewter]

HOW

[vale sparrow]

IDK

[torpid pewter]

What servers??

[lusty tendon]

Bro went to North Korea servrs

[vale sparrow]

France

[torpid pewter]

Yikes

[vale sparrow]

on the new update

so

[lusty tendon]

France is sleeping rn 🥱

[vale sparrow]

fr

i cant wait to sell the new gloves and buy the green ones with the tanto malachite

MMMM

[lusty tendon]

Is this gonn be the update for the pass??

[stoic axle]

Hey guys, is anyone interested in an M4 Predator Full Rage?, good evening!

[sonic bronze]

December

[vale sparrow]

ye

around it

i cant wait to get a tanto man

dam

[lusty tendon]

What??

[vale sparrow]

yea

december around 5-10th we will see the skins from this pass on the market

cuz usually after pass we wait 1-2 weeks

more likely 2 weeks

[lusty tendon]

Nah i mean is this update rn immediately introducing pass

Im on a very bad phone so it's updating not as fadt

[gleaming yew]

where do i report

players

[sonic bronze]

I didn't see the message

Mb

[lusty tendon]

Np

[gleaming yew]

i have video

[paper tangle]

[sonic bronze]

Returned

[lusty tendon]

Let's hope my dad and me get on better terms so i can get a better phone on bday

[sonic bronze]

In my member list you dissapeared

[paper tangle]

I was just watching chat the whole time

[lusty tendon]

Haha he spin

[paper tangle]

Invisible mode

[sonic bronze]

lol

[gleaming yew]

@paper tangle where do i report players

[vale sparrow]

on the so2 website

[gleaming yew]

Ok thanks

[paper tangle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en

Just tap on the button on the bottom right of the screen

[vale sparrow]

bro

sam bulk going very well ngl

[paper tangle]

that’s nice

[vale sparrow]

bro stop spamming emojis

lol

[paper tangle]

Emoji limit is 5 @kind ledge

[sonic bronze]

Bro sent 20 emojis

[vale sparrow]

4 is the max

5

ig

[paper tangle]

Well that’s the last one

Cuz muted

[lusty tendon]

[vale sparrow]

bro trying to get muted

[sonic bronze]

Automod

[vale sparrow]

gg

[sonic bronze]

We won

[lusty tendon]

HA ha ha ha

[sonic bronze]

He is making speedrun on getting muted

[lusty tendon]

It just flashed sjulls ☠️

[lusty tendon]

No way this is way too slow for that

[vale sparrow]

i can imagine his summer cut man

from 20 inch arms

to 22

[lusty tendon]

Bro wants to be sam wife 😭

Dreaming about his juicy biceps

[vale sparrow]

nah

my arms 16inch

sed

[broken cedar]

Ye he sleeps with sams pics on his bed

[paper tangle]

[vale sparrow]

i have more legs than arms

[broken cedar]

Probably sucks on his pics

[vale sparrow]

ayo

[broken cedar]

🌝

[lusty tendon]

[sonic bronze]

Chill

[broken cedar]

Just tellin the truth @vale sparrow

[lusty tendon]

Smiling cheese wheel

[paper tangle]

very nice chat we have here

[broken cedar]

😂😂

[vale sparrow]

i have a gf

[broken cedar]

Ofc

[vale sparrow]

so

[broken cedar]

You cheat on her

[noble vapor]

😐

[broken cedar]

With sam

[vale sparrow]

nop

maybe

nopnop

:>

[broken cedar]

Sam > gf

[vale sparrow]

sometimes

[broken cedar]

Boi

Gf finna fek ur life

[vale sparrow]

look

[broken cedar]

Sam makes ur life better

[vale sparrow]

im with her for 5 years

[broken cedar]

Ez

[noble vapor]

😐

[vale sparrow]

so

[broken cedar]

So?

[noble vapor]

😐

[vale sparrow]

i go with her in the gym

[broken cedar]

Bro trusts women☠️

[sonic bronze]

Continue with her