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whenever i say kosovo is albania 15 people living in a country which combined gdp per capita is lower than the cost of a monthly rent is so funny
Guys natural selection made it so this country's people are greater than average in terms of intellect and physical abilities, they are the only humans on earth, everything revolves around this country
Please be aware 🗣️
Balkan is build diff ngl
I humbly want to inform you that I am in this part of the map, one of the best areas in the world to be in, I feel greatly advantaged by this zone
Please acknowledge me
It really increases my overall confidence to be in this area of earth, a spinning mass of rocks water air and vegetation floating in spinning around the sun
But I also want to pity anyone outside of it
Because the sun just radiates nicely and the wind blows fantastically around here
And I may not have any experience about how it is to be in other countries, but I will side with everyone else's opinion because I like to be cheeky and trendy
I dont read allat 🗣🔝🙏
Germany on top
5+
Can u speak german?
Fr
I'm born in Germany sir
Acknowledge pls
???
Hi back
For real*
But but
Nice shoop
Axaxaxaxx
Becaus it talked to u in german chat 💀😂
wait what
Bruhhh
Think my guy thinkkk
thats why I know you
I'm romanian not german
Yessirr
tlow on top
tlow > your fav rapper
Feeling
Nice nice
you know andrew tate?
I had only chosen a random role
Bad taste detected opinion rejected
😦
Jk jk
What kind of question is that, he's has a lot of social fame/infamy, everyone knows him at this point
in Germany we say "du kek"
no no. I mean he lives there
Damn

maybe you have met him yk
Yea yea have you met h-

That's what I thought
What


I don't understand what you're saying
Also I think at least one of the other guys got muted
If not both
chicken cant afford ball and cloth so he has to beg. so sad 
Still don't get it

🦛
❓
hello
dratute
Of course I don't, don't be silly
I cook it then throw it away
I love to waste food

how are u, guys?
Yo bro
respect
Nice assumption
Anybody wanna play?
where r u from?
Who prickly?
you want to play, ||but i dont want to||
Link trees
@raven oyster no one asked.
Better than discordhominging
Meh imma play alone lol
clearly you did
What
I am a decoy fr
I wanna play with some1
Sure iD
Bet send me ur Id on dm
Oki
nice alt
account made nov 18, joined nov 18
@brittle knoll
caught you
Wha?
I kept getting an autistic teammates with high ping from Ukraine
Why can’t I sprint I keep walking
✅
there's another right above@bronze grove

Sup homies
hi
No bro I played c ops a lot but it's not that vibe
So I have experience in no scope
I can use ak good
wow
Bro is there any tournament in this game
How to join
Wats steps
do you play pubg too
@lament wren no sorry
I tried it's god level but in that
There is no fun without friends
oh ok
Any one wanna play comp
@lament wren do you play this game
of course
Is there any further in this game
Yes
To play eSports
Maybe
but am just quit it a month cuz my phone broken
@gilded elbow ooo
Plz give me some advice I'm new to game
but now i got a new phone😍
@lament wren now Start playing ❤️
Led ur team die first
@gilded elbow you
Then I die second
yeahhhhh
No ur enemy has low hp cuz of ur team and steal the kill
@gilded elbow maaannnnn
Nice plan
But not working
Cus im noob
@lament wren good luck ⚔️⚡
Well when u shoot set down that well make ur shot acuret
Thx
Aaahhh my net is 100% exausted
@gilded elbow yeeeeeeaaa brother
I saw that movie
IM trying to get head
Heat means
More damage
Silver
My god
just learn crosshair placement
And do some traing on the traing mode
let ur mind and finger relax
practice in shooting
Ye
it will take a lot time
If u get all 30 of them ur ready
like one tap or spraying
I feel soo nurvous that my hand vibrating and I start to sweat
Good evening, I have a problem, I have an account in the game from Facebook and it won't let me log in, it gives me an error, does anyone know the reason and if anyone else has experienced this?
then use all of them into deathmatch
@lament wren ok
I always spray my M4A1
Is ak good or bad
good
Good
Good evening, I have a problem, I have an account in the game from Facebook and it won't let me log in, it gives me an error, does anyone know the reason and if anyone else has experienced this?
all weapons are good if u know how to use
But not for starters
yes everyone always have their first time to learn
AK is not for starters
Plz all solve@arctic nymph s problem
learn smg or M4A1-S
i started with m4a4 cuz theres only awm and m4 on game(BETA) .-.
Yes M4A1 is the best
@gilded elbow but I use ak good compared to other
the M4A1-S is a good choice to practice aim
Do u head shot all of the shots
Good evening, I have a problem, I have an account in the game from Facebook and it won't let me log in, it gives me an error, does anyone know the reason and if anyone else has experienced this?
Or M4
and another important one but most of player will not notice is practice with the pistols
@gilded elbow nah but I can control and do some headshots
@lament wren why
Good evening, I have a problem, I have an account in the game from Facebook and it won't let me log in, it gives me an error, does anyone know the reason and if anyone else has experienced this?
pistols round every important cuz that is the first round
Plz solve his problem
U got scammed
But sadly im not a AK user
Sorry for ur loss my man
yes i have the account
Do you gave your Facebook password to anyone
when u master pistols u will have a better advantage than other player and it will lead u and ur team the advantage than enemy team
@lament wren ok ❤️❤️❤️❤️
no
Do you remember your Facebook password
after win the first round u and ur team can decide what to buy
Also her is a dirty trick if u can camp them
half buy or full buy
@gilded elbow hehhe
yes
wait a little while I send you a photo of what it shows me when I go to enter
Wats error then
Well something is bugged
Ok
🦛
Nice dog 🗿
Wtf dog
Naah bro thats a dog bro
That's a hippo hahah
Idk what ur talking about
I think vest is enough
AK i think or M3A1
@arctic nymph where is he
Hey
no
@queen field is new give him some tips
👁️👁️
@outer valley he is new give him some tips
Bruhh i share in clan for good players and there come in my dms only little toxic guys

I've been here for half a minute, restarting my phone
Ok
@arctic nymph bro do one thing
1.you do clear data the standoff 2
But remember you should download 500 mb again
Wha
Bro do ur traing 
No im ice bear
Do ur traing broski
@gilded elbow where are you from
Ok bye imma sleep
Im Indian
bro see a private message I sent you a photo so you can see what it says exactly
did you see it?
Ok
Come in private message
Thanks, nice 🗿
Why are u talking about my friend im a polar bear
🐡
Ok bye imma go to bed bye yall
137829167
Any promos
unfortunately, no.
Nice
Can we repport for ghosting ?
no
Guys i have 2 empire cases
Should i open or wait
Should I wait for it to go off sale and sell it in the store or should I open it?
Open
Anyone has an unranked smurf acc?
Normally, I didn't have money and the wheel was going to end after 5 hours, so I sold a skin that I bought for 130g for 148 gold. I have 18 gold profit, I spun the wheel with it, it came from my 3rd spin, it was 2 crates.
2 empire cases
What you mean?
I can give you a video but i mean my mate was full afk (2v2) and it was a smurf to my ennemis
Yes, you can report him here https://help.standoff2.com/en/
Thanks for your help
👍
I won a shotgun sticker and mp45
I'm going to open the case now and I'll write the results.
St tec9 tropic
And p350 oni
I processed them and got shittier skins. I want my 10 rare skins back 😦
I'm having a hard time selling 30g skins and not converting them one more time.
I think it's a gambling addiction
Bro they need to fix the game connection
Literally got banned for 3 days because game dc itself
Literally back to silver
Hello
good
Minus 120+
i wish i get -120
Literal trolling
Bro i was carrying soo well
That's absolutely troll
Almost smashed my device

It already ended
I coped after 10mins
But normal match isn't fun
Tag is from revenge case right?
sharp collection
Bruh
Hello Barbara
77.123.445.9
Washington, Seattle
98119
48.459003, -125.420911
🐓
Waiting for food
Food ain't gonna come itself
Romania?
(is what the working class prolly between 1st and 19th century would say)
🦐
🐔
Dude what u doing to the baby
🐓

I have to wait for my parents to get back to eat smth
Tf💀
Sometimes but mostly I just get bad bullet reg
Yo
What rank u are?
Man I wish that someone just kill me with shotgun until my whole body disappeared
Bruh
😭
Sil4
Ok , dont think everybody is hacking , ur just bad probably (no disrespect) and i know so many player that have thousands of hours but are stuck in gold / silver . Just keep trying
I havent got a hacker in my lobby for like 6 months
More likely to just be bad bullet reg
From the last einter pass
That is true .
-28 is killing me
Lol
M4a1?
ALL WEAPONS 😭😭 especially ak
I'll give you 1 for 5k gold
Damn
Market has so many knifes , go check it out
I get bad bullet reg wuth everyone every game without fail since season 2
Game is ficked
Fr
Fckd
hi guys im but here but.. i want to ask if could anyone help me? I played a few days ago, but since Sunday I can't access So2 via Facebook, does anyone know anything about it?
What soes it say
Does*
Season 1 it worked perfectly, legit would only have 1 person once or twice a game who I'd get bad bullet reg every 3 games at least
wait sec i will go look
Then go ask your mom
Me either, I also don't have a knife
Then dont ask for anyone to give u ,
Or dad
install or reinstall the Facebook application on your device and try again
@marble perch just go rob a store
I didnt sign in through Facebook

I use google lol
Fr 😭

THANKS
It says sorry something is wrong. We are working on it and i ll get it fixed as soon as we can Facebook

Well idk , i can sign through it without amy problem
Any*
You should have linked you acc on more then just Facebook
but i have oher games joined with facebook and i dont have problem with it
As he said uninstall and reistall
install or reinstall the Facebook application on your device and try again
alr i ll try if it helps

👍
🤑
guys it worked thx for help
Both, but most of them are from Ukraine

Bye bye subject X
X-mas time
Defuse is hands down the best game mode 💀
Easy level up to diamond
@deft nexus, how can I help you?
Thank you, I have already found out
Hi
Hei
whats good
Are you ok

Yes
Thank you.
Where are you?
No thank you
Ohhhh all good all good i live somewhere in South East Europe
I am from Somalia
but I live in Norway
Nice
😊
👍




Does someone have some discord where i could find Team?
Hi, I'm having trouble finding a match. I don't have any maps downloaded for some reason and that's why it doesn't find me matches. Are you able to help me in any way? (reinstallation didn't help)
Yeah i know
Hi, what server?
But there are no discord servers
Regardless of the server or region, it still doesn't work
please create a report about this issue here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
Does anyone have a smurf?
who want play
Can someone help me i cant upload anything beceause i dont have permission in a players search chanel maybe someone know what to do, and how to get it?
Hi
Are there support services?
Because i buy gold but not come my account
Check if it took money off of your account first? @drowsy hatch
Maybe there was an error and you have to try again
Hello I'm
Who said me? And pinged me?
@warped lotus
Any of u have a smurf?
Just asking
Is your account linked to the Facebook?
No google
and the money was withdrawn from my account
but I got some error messages
Send me the error message to the DM.
I'm not getting those error messages right now, so I can't post it, but I've created a feedback request from Google.
You can also open a conversation about this issue on the technical support site https://help.standoff2.com/en/.


im so tired 
Actually, I'm pretty tired today too. 
Its like Im going to sleep a little early today 
Anyway
Gnn @paper tangle @teal dome
Gn turan 
Gn Turan 

Can someone help me i cant upload anything beceause i dont have permission in a players search chanel maybe someone know what to do, and how to get it?
You need the english role
that's really all you need
Wooooow how do you have a full animation it is sooo cool
How many daily missions are you allowed to skip in a standard (75 tier, iirc) pass, to get all rewards(all weeklies done)?
Nitro
How to get the english role?
It is sooo cool 
thanks
That I do not know since I haven't done a BP at all

Just updated my role from silver to bronze, thank you Azatoth 🙏🏽
I click and it still doesn't work
Click again
Never?
Never
It says you already have the role
which is probably why you cant tap on it
Ok do you know does the pass last the same amount of days as many tiers it has?
in simpler terms tiers=days?
just try again on #1044085342308941944
Still it shows that i dont have a permission
Dawg all I know that the BP lasts for like a month or 2 and then it takes another 2-3 weeks for the BP to go into the marketplace.
I'll be right back
Haha ok
Okey
@paper tangle 🤯

crazy innit
can you send a ss on #📸│photos
of the problem
(ss means screenshot if you don't know)
2-3 weeks probably
always is when a BP finished
👍

Was good cheese stick
its clean but sticks everywhere
clean it 
no
Hello, wanted to ask if anyone can do smth abt this. This user has been cursing at me and disrespecting the history of my country and me. His id is 159232742
you can report him on the https://help.standoff2.com/en site, by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Report a player" > "Toxic behavior ", and follow the instructions.

Pooply pooply poo
What
wsg
ok
I have absolutely no idea you're on about 
forget it
@silk kraken you remember this dude?
haha this is so funny
Poopily poopily poo
Fr
no, i'm not good at the memory thing
🐓
me too 
Remember me?
I do 
Can you send a spinny penguin i havent seen one in long time 🥺

What a nice pig
Omg yes now i can go in peace bye
🐡
i remember you too

i think
🐇
was you the guy who liked sending the dinosaur emoji?
I was also sending cakes to celebrate people's birthdays
It was like
🎂🐖
then yes i do remember you
yup
Anyone know any good isekai I can watch?
nice to see you all again🙏
Lelelelellll
i remember him too
Who?
I still have no idea who he is
you
wise mans grandchild
same
Check above msgs
but maybe hes t2
🐓
from sentW
Seen it 3 times
cuh
ahh then
Oh, my bad. Thought u were talking about someone else cuz I’m not a him
Still don't know
if i remembered my old acc name
this wouldve been easier
i can see that clearly
cuz i joined the server around may
So
Aza famous
Same
I just stopped using my old acc
Not everyone has common sense ig
yk anyone named joker?
:sp:
Yeee
@warped lichen is my old acc
🦕
or sub
🦕
subzero?
finally
I was sending u dms and u didn't respond
🐓
I think I once sent you a kokodak opera singing video
🦕
can u send a ss of that?
ohh
Because I got mad
Man nice gaslightering competition I'mmaaaa poop outta here now
💨
uh huh
When you are at a forgetting things competition and your opponent forgot to show up
Nah I’m just a dude chillin in the server
Bro it's ok to admit you're better than us 🫂
Tomorrow you will win over those of lesser skill, and later you will win over those of greater skill
be happy for me i hit 100 subs
When is the new so2 update?
Exactly
meh
How tf people getting 4 fang haunts?
Money
I mean I thought it's only one spin?
The spin resets after u get the knife
@storm hill
yo?
Awooga
Ohhh
eh
Ahhh
what was i pinged for?
Ask the guy who pinged u
Adios
Yo how do I find promo codes
do you know when the update will be?
@ornate dock if i had legend rank last season and lose all 10 matches against higher mmr player(after the seasonal mmr deduction) i could still be legend
play duo?
because if u r lower mmr
u have mmr advantage
so if its a close match
enemies would get minus
and u get +
no
why
yo
Being unranked puts you against legends?
xd
no it deducts mmr from last season unless you didnt have rank
for eg i have 1600mmr
and new season comes
it deducts ur mmr
and youd have around 1200mmr
and u grind ur way back
to 1600
but even if u win all ur matches
No
u could also be at 500mmr
Hi gmames
What
Nah, maybe champ or even master
i could still be at 500
its not about the wins
ok
Okay, but anyway this guy got boosted, he didn't rank in any of the previous seasons

then hes boosted
or
it is possible
that the game glitched
What a discovery 
happened to someone in gold
he played with master ranks
and suddenly got master
out if nowhere
he just got like 500 mmr gifted
Damn
You can check this link here. https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code
1 more

🐲
Hm
Why are u spamming clans
Browww relax
3 weeks from now :clueless:
🐗
Idk never rly checked marketplace
It did
which glove did you get?
Well no one knows it
I got the red ones you?
I got the teeth charm
I got the blue one
No
Real
yo
Hi
Will someone tell him
thoughts on the pixel 7 pro?
yeah, i found a good deal for one and wanna upgrade
don't really care about gaming performance, i only play wordscapes and old man games on my phone
just need a daily that takes good pics and is smooth
plus googles software is nice
408 bucks
Not bad
off of the usual like 700
probably will cuz my current phone is a legitimate brick
What u guys talking about
Phones
has good battery life and decent ui otherwise just stink
yuh, plus since i generally take good care of things it should last me thru college
since smartphones are kinda plateauing
Ngl I thought u misspelled a word
So I was confused until I actually googled it
Real
Still keeping the samsung
and the gameplay looks shi
what did you think he meant to write?
🦥
it looks like a asphalt game
still better then c-ops
what did i expect from ea
Indeed
let alone handing it over to a chinese company
What isn't is grid autosport
nfs has been dead since 2011 mw
Hi yu
eh 2015 was arguably bit better than the others in the decade it was in
Just that the brake to drift is horrible
payback, heat, unbound are just like mid for me
Handling wise but it was what everyone wanted
Payback is garbage
Heat is decent
Ifw heat
Unbound is meh
Would've had more if ea didn't pull the devs from working on the game
To work ong battlefield
they've been on top yeah
Indeed

mw 2011 was so good
I spent an ungodly amount of time on that game
Hi
It's looks good
Bur we all knew it wasn't mw
yea it's more like a burnout game. Not as arcade-y as the usual nfs
Ñ
I dont think that was the issue
They used an ip that they knew was famous and kinda shidded on it
It's like what Mitsubishi did with the eclispe
They turned the fun sporty car into a dam rolling chuck of metal called a cross over
To say their fans were disappointed is an undstatement
i can't believe i listen to podcasts now
That doesn’t sound like you at all
in the past year i've aged to like 32
truthfully
Someone to play with, I'm BR

lol
Hello
how do u download fortnite mobile on ios

You dont
why
Cuz it's good?
Pear on a ducking 🦆 pizza
Hi
hey mod but not a mod but a mod are you not a mod or are you not not a mod?
In simple terms, is mod but not a mod but a mod not a not mod or is mod but not a mod but a mod not not a not mod?
🤔
I just played some funny custom army rp these guys wacky ash
can anyone get a comp game asia servers?








