💬│english-chat

[verbal imp]

To what exactly

[sonic bronze]

Man

[paper tangle]

edging

[gilded flower]

wake up leave casino look at my private parts edge 5am - 6pm 9pm gamble repeat

[verbal imp]

Omg he said hi 😩

Omg he said hi 😩

[mint ridge]

TRUE

[paper tangle]

Adren on his way to gamble his money away (this is the 3rd time he’s done it)

[mint ridge]

can we kiss in front of the berlin wall @gilded flower

[sonic bronze]

Tutorial: How to burn the money

[paper tangle]

Gasoline and a lighter

[mint ridge]

lost €1.95 on cs2 gambling

[gilded flower]

not too far away from me

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Better than some

[north bear]

Hello

[verbal imp]

Cough ohepixel

[paper tangle]

[mint ridge]

(I am about to open my so2 account, sell all my skins, and open cases)

[north bear]

Nah just gamble

[sonic bronze]

Ohepixel

[paper tangle]

Do it

[verbal imp]

Gib 1 skin 🙂

[mint ridge]

I wonder if it is still there

[paper tangle]

Someone how mine still isn’t banned

[north bear]

wow bright idea

[paper tangle]

[mint ridge]

for what

[paper tangle]

absolutely nothing

[north bear]

Typing thr most wicked stuff into the team chat ?

for example

[mint ridge]

what has changed in this game

[gilded flower]

meanwhile me who committed fraud on multiple occasions and used glitches to my advantage and still isnt banned

[mint ridge]

xani, are you still hot

[sonic bronze]

Chill

[north bear]

Fraud ????

[paper tangle]

[sonic bronze]

99999- Social credits

[gilded flower]

ask my boyfriend

[mint ridge]

I am trying to get that femboy experience

[verbal imp]

Molly, new guns, 2 new maps uh more skins

That's it

[gilded flower]

get it young

[paper tangle]

Go to Poland

[mint ridge]

what

[north bear]

ayo what ?

[mint ridge]

I was there for the molly part

[paper tangle]

or Greek

[mint ridge]

taking the wok to poland

[paper tangle]

but the wok is already in Poland

[verbal imp]

Okay u seen the new other map already and the guns

[gilded flower]

sigma

[verbal imp]

Oh yesh

The pointless gun changes

[mint ridge]

what guns again? dual berettas and...?

[north bear]

spas

[gilded flower]

WHAAT

[mint ridge]

ah yes

[paper tangle]

funny shotgun

[north bear]

op shotgun

[mint ridge]

was still mod

[verbal imp]

They hate shotgun players

[north bear]

200 damage to the chest

[paper tangle]

until you were gone

[verbal imp]

All they had to do is tighten the spread

[north bear]

nah

[paper tangle]

I thought widen

[north bear]

pls

[gilded flower]

do the what???

[north bear]

Not the sniper shotguns

😢

[verbal imp]

Dealing 16 damage aint it

[mint ridge]

come to germany now

[verbal imp]

At point blank range

[mint ridge]

I am home alone

[gilded flower]

are u in de yet

[verbal imp]

Tighten

[mint ridge]

yes

[sonic bronze]

Man

[gilded flower]

condolences

[mint ridge]

I know

[gilded flower]

fits your kind

meow

[verbal imp]

Adren finna ask "do it squirt" or something

I can imagine

[mint ridge]

what colour is the inside

[paper tangle]

he will

[verbal imp]

😭

[mint ridge]

is it #000000?

[paper tangle]

[gilded flower]

#696969 is dark gray

[verbal imp]

[gilded flower]

for any wondering

[paper tangle]

I wasn’t but thanks for the information

[stray violet]

Are you on the cream team?

[verbal imp]

Funi number

[paper tangle]

Awe hell naw ewalker

[verbal imp]

Ewalk

[paper tangle]

[stray violet]

I apologize

[sonic bronze]

Ewalk

[mint ridge]

ewalk appeared I must run

[verbal imp]

Nahw

[mint ridge]

WHAT

[paper tangle]

Run away Adren

[stray violet]

But you must answer my question

[verbal imp]

Stay

[mint ridge]

this is not real

[paper tangle]

don’t let ewalk touch you

[sonic bronze]

Stay

[paper tangle]

(He’s too fat)

[mint ridge]

the new emotes are not real

[paper tangle]

[stray violet]

[verbal imp]

[stray violet]

Love reaction

Live

[north bear]

[paper tangle]

love reaction

[mint ridge]

[stray violet]

[north bear]

[sonic bronze]

Live reaction

[verbal imp]

[north bear]

[paper tangle]

[stray violet]

Anyways

[north bear]

Is that plush for sale ???

[stray violet]

[paper tangle]

No

[mint ridge]

probably

[verbal imp]

Dam ewalk dipped

😔

[north bear]

No reason to live.
GOODBYE

[mint ridge]

shop.standoff2.com I think?

[verbal imp]

Ly ewallk

[sonic bronze]

No reason to kill

[paper tangle]

no it’s store.standoff2.com

[north bear]

"Hey guys, I guess thats it !„

[paper tangle]

(They’re not on sale)

[verbal imp]

[gilded flower]

no suhc site

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Probably .Ru

Maybe

[north bear]

[sonic bronze]

[north bear]

[gilded flower]

nah

nightly sent the right site

also there's no plushies on the site

[mint ridge]

can i buy a you plushie

[north bear]

Ima do kilometers per second if they dont release them.

[paper tangle]

It was only emojis they added

[gilded flower]

can i buy you

[mint ridge]

always

[paper tangle]

[gilded flower]

what's the price

[sonic bronze]

Hell nah

[mint ridge]

for you the special price of already yours

[paper tangle]

@rich crow You should come here and buy a plushie for Adren

[verbal imp]

Dang

[gilded flower]

i love acquiring young albanian boys for my farm

[north bear]

[paper tangle]

Awe hell naw

[sonic bronze]

Hell naaaah

[mint ridge]

yes master

[verbal imp]

Not like imma buy shi from em

[paper tangle]

Adren why

[gilded flower]

• whips you *

[verbal imp]

Already gave em alot

[gilded flower]

aliexpress always has the same plushies but cheaper

[sonic bronze]

I regret nothing

[gilded flower]

idk how they do that

[verbal imp]

Das crazy

[next ocean]

real

[mint ridge]

oww ;3

[verbal imp]

U just might find a hole in it

[gilded flower]

i'd make one anyway

premade hole always welcome

[verbal imp]

Dam

Edging off with dah plush

[sonic bronze]

Gn

[verbal imp]

Couldnt be me

Gn

[mint ridge]

xani is the femboy behind the slaughter

@verbal imp gn

[gilded flower]

remove the boy from that sentence and you're spot on

:3

[verbal imp]

Nah im nor sleeping yet
Was telling the other guy ng

Gn*

[mint ridge]

Ily pookie@gilded flower

[mint ridge]

ah

[gilded flower]

you da only 1 that make me flush

[mint ridge]

🪳 spotted

[gilded flower]

@mint ridge idk if i ever told you but in 2020 around halloween i got banned from this server and i thought it was you (it wasn't) and i was hating on you with jeef

😼

[paper tangle]

Beef

[gilded flower]

gang battles of the century

[mint ridge]

damn

I need to get compensated for the hatred I have received

[mellow rover]

Aint no wae bro not staff anymore

[lusty tendon]

Whats happening

[gilded flower]

was sloppy not enuf?

[paper tangle]

He left staff months ago Neko

[mellow rover]

I been working months ago ☠️

[paper tangle]

Awe hell naw

[brittle knoll]

[hexed igloo]

it was me

[rich crow]

No

It was me

[brittle knoll]

It was him

👇

[rich crow]

Uh

Yeah

[rich crow]

U ruin the moment

[brittle knoll]

Good morning

[rich crow]

Nah uuuu

Uuuuuu

[brittle knoll]

It's time for your daily morning popolitary warmup

[rich crow]

Nah

[brittle knoll]

[rich crow]

Ah now

Thx lord

[brittle knoll]

What you both blabbering about

[rich crow]

About chicken Nuggets

[brittle knoll]

Nice blabby burger boughting

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

M249 ideology

M249 ideology

[sweet copper]

@brittle knoll

[brittle knoll]

I am cold but don't have your symptoms

[rich crow]

I think this is blobfish disease

[brittle knoll]

I am just cold temperaturely

I am so cold

[rich crow]

Yeah u blobfish

[brittle knoll]

@sweet copper

[rich crow]

Incurable

[brittle knoll]

Blowing

[rich crow]

Uhhh blobfish i think

[brittle knoll]

You mean blowfish

[sweet copper]

Blowfish?

[rich crow]

No it's right. Blobfish

Google it

[brittle knoll]

[sweet copper]

This is cursed

[brittle knoll]

[rich crow]

Google blobfish

[brittle knoll]

[gilded flower]

3

[brittle knoll]

Can't u explain it

[sweet copper]

This looks normal

[gilded flower]

2

[brittle knoll]

In your own word

[gilded flower]

1

[brittle knoll]

(sigma face)

[rich crow]

Uhhh The blobfish is similar to your pfp

[brittle knoll]

[sweet copper]

@rich crow wife

[brittle knoll]

Like this?

[brittle knoll]

So it's a chicken?

[rich crow]

Yeah

1:1

[sweet copper]

Dude has a wife

[brittle knoll]

Kokodak has a twin?

[sweet copper]

It's ugly

[brittle knoll]

Dang

[rich crow]

Taddy bear don't count

[brittle knoll]

But he said it 1:1

Kokodak isn't ugly

[gilded flower]

they’re super ugly

[brittle knoll]

🫳

Leave kokodak alone

[gilded flower]

let me touch

let me have a taste

[brittle knoll]

He doesn't like to be pet

He will bite

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

:kokodak_teeth:

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

Nice metabolic disease

Caused by sugar and refined carb over consumption

[rich crow]

Bro Tomorrow is school and it's 2 o'clock at night alr gn

[brittle knoll]

That increases visceral fat

Along with saturated fats that raise LDL

[rich crow]

Uh Want to order chicken nugget?

[brittle knoll]

Isaac Newton was a caffeine addict

Many scientists were caffeine addicts

[rich crow]

Taste like kokokodak

[brittle knoll]

Isaac Newton was a caffeine addict

Many scientists were caffeine addicts

[novel crystal]

Because vacuums don’t suck. They can’t. A vacuum by definition can’t exert any force. It’s a region of zero air pressure. No pressure means no force.

You’re used to seeing vacuums do things like collapse containers here on Earth right? But it’s not the vacuum that’s collapsing the container, it’s atmospheric pressure. What collapses the container is the pressure differential between inside and outside.

[brittle knoll]

My back hurts

[paper tangle]

You did it for the cheese

[novel crystal]

😦

[brittle knoll]

[gilded flower]

nice chat flood

[brittle knoll]

End of tape

[gilded flower]

@brittle knoll did you brush your teeth today

[brittle knoll]

Duh

[gilded flower]

cap

[novel crystal]

Kissing men is so funnfr

[brittle knoll]

Why u asking then

[gilded flower]

cap

[brittle knoll]

Assume whatever answer u want

[gilded flower]

to remind you

[gray ferry]

What is a Kokodak

[gilded flower]

brush 2 times a day

2 minutes

[brittle knoll]

U are not the one to remind me

[paper tangle]

I thought 3

[brittle knoll]

I am the one to remind u

[gilded flower]

at least 2

[brittle knoll]

U brush after every meal actually ☝️

[novel crystal]

Are u real man

[paper tangle]

[novel crystal]

Real male

[gilded flower]

i can’t even brush 3 times a day when i come back home at 5pm

[brittle knoll]

I am the one who knocks

[gilded flower]

knocka

flocka

[brittle knoll]

🚪

[novel crystal]

Ur the one that crosses the road wydm

Wdym

[brittle knoll]

Nah

[paper tangle]

🚪

knock knock

[brittle knoll]

You're the one crossing roads I paved myself

[brittle knoll]

🚪

Knock knock

[novel crystal]

Nice c||hicken||

[gilded flower]

you ever wanna shave your eyebrows

[gray ferry]

What is going on with this chat

[paper tangle]

🚪

[gray ferry]

No

[paper tangle]

Who’s there

[novel crystal]

Chicken..,,.,

[gray ferry]

Not in my lifetime

[brittle knoll]

[gilded flower]

how fast do eyebrows regrow

[paper tangle]

Yea

[novel crystal]

[gilded flower]

i wanna do it but i lack courage so im gonna do it during summer when no one will see me to check if it’s for me

i wanna look like an alien

meow

[paper tangle]

well

[brittle knoll]

Noot noot 🚪

[paper tangle]

It’s at least the summer

[gilded flower]

i’m gonna be so much colder

[paper tangle]

noot noot who 🚪

[gilded flower]

eyebro regrows 3-4 months

😦

[brittle knoll]

🚪
🚪

[gilded flower]

i feel like doing it right now even

[brittle knoll]

🚪

(he ran out of ideas)

[mortal tulip]

🐕

dog is you

[gray ferry]

You exposed your self

This u?

[brittle knoll]

That your pig?

[mortal tulip]

me no dog

[gray ferry]

Cap

Lie of the century

[mortal tulip]

yes no cap i cant be dog im chinese

[gray ferry]

Oh you eat them

Very good

[mortal tulip]

yes

[gray ferry]

how they taste?

[mortal tulip]

bbq baconed steack

[gray ferry]

Oh they taste like that ?

[mortal tulip]

yes

[gray ferry]

Damnnn

[mortal tulip]

yes

[gray ferry]

But idk how bacon tastes like

Or bbq

Cuz i dont eat that stuff

[gray ferry]

Pass me some dog meat 🐕

I wanna try

[rich crow]

Eat

[gray ferry]

We dont have that here

[rich crow]

Move

[gray ferry]

I mean my xousin has a dog

[mortal tulip]

was is your adresse

[gray ferry]

Should i cook his dog

[mortal tulip]

what*

[rich crow]

Dirty

[gray ferry]

😪

[rich crow]

You should cook a farm dog

[mortal tulip]

adresse me dog send

[gray ferry]

Ok

Will u actually send a dog?

Straight to my house

[mortal tulip]

yes

real

[gray ferry]

Its cooked right?

[gray ferry]

Will do surely

[mortal tulip]

yes spicy

[gray ferry]

Uuu its spicy?

[mortal tulip]

yes

[gray ferry]

How spicy

Very spicy?

[mortal tulip]

yesss

[gray ferry]

can u add tomato sauce?

[mortal tulip]

ill add cat spice

[gray ferry]

Sure thing

what about rats?

I know u like them

no response?

whats that

Some type of black magic toilet stuff?

I know, dogs are tasty

Send me one.

[rich crow]

racist

[gray ferry]

how

[rich crow]

racer

[gray ferry]

Oh yes

I love racing lets be racists

[rich crow]

okay

[gray ferry]

Both of us

[mortal tulip]

i love being raciste

[rich crow]

don't abuse the race button tho

[mortal tulip]

i go fast on my dog

非常好的狗

[gray ferry]

Gotta love the chat.

[rich crow]

this convo costed you 5$ I'm waiting @gray ferry

[gray ferry]

ye gotta be careful for that

[gray ferry]

im broke i purchased a dog from @mortal tulip

Dog meat **

A cooked dog from china

[rich crow]

invite me

to have it

[gray ferry]

Sure thing but im gonna eat it all alone

[rich crow]

new disease coming soon

dogvid 23

[gray ferry]

for real

Made in China

[mortal tulip]

taking order for dog paypal send me

money

cash

cob

dog

[gray ferry]

Be nice and send it for free how generous

[mortal tulip]

1$

[gray ferry]

where do i send

[mortal tulip]

paypal

[gray ferry]

I dont have it

[mortal tulip]

i dont know

[gray ferry]

Just send it for free

How generous 😊

[mortal tulip]

poor dog you need to buy dog

i need money to feed his sister

she miste him

[gray ferry]

Then u gonna cook his sister?

[mortal tulip]

yessir

[gray ferry]

How do u send the dog

From China all the way to europe

[mortal tulip]

in a box

[gray ferry]

Dog is cooked right

[mortal tulip]

yes dog cooked dog money paypak

l

[gray ferry]

🤔

Its cooked well?

Or badly

[mortal tulip]

black

he become black

after i cooked

[gray ferry]

🕶🐕

So you want my location 🥱

And you want a dollar 😮‍💨

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[devout bobcat]

Saurobread.

🚪

[next ocean]

hey

[subtle wasp]

Sorry I wrote in the wrong channel leaving the chat

[paper tangle]

[dry furnace]

Where can i buy this plushies

[civic venture]

someone have an account with old badges? like 2020, 2019

i pay in BRL

[dry furnace]

I do but i aint going to sell it

[civic venture]

i pay 100 BRL

about 20 dollars

[devout bobcat]

gear.standoff2.com

[dry furnace]

Thank you

[smoky fable]

Are there any promos still active

Feel like I missed some

[devout bobcat]

You missed 1

[pallid mango]

Guys

[paper tangle]

Misinformation is real

@pallid mango selling accounts is forbidden

[pallid mango]

Ok

What to do if I don't play game anymore @paper tangle

[paper tangle]

You cannot buy these plushies.

[paper tangle]

Then just delete the game and not sell the account.

[pallid mango]

Ok

[dry furnace]

Tell me whyy??

[paper tangle]

They’re not in sale anywhere. It’s just an emoji that was added.

[devout bobcat]

The products are there but reserved.

[dry furnace]

[paper tangle]

[devout bobcat]

🦙

[smoky fable]

I has another question

Can you get knifes from crafting

Or only cases

[devout bobcat]

No.

[paper tangle]

Only cases

you cannot craft knives

[smoky fable]

So a ftp player could never get a knife 😄

[devout bobcat]

Don’t forget battle pass and roulette.

[paper tangle]

Free to win players can get a knife

If they know how the marketplace works

[paper tangle]

True 🐓

[devout bobcat]

Free to win

I wish that’s a thing in 2020s

[paper tangle]

honestly so true

[smoky fable]

I got .03 gold

I'm so cool

😄

[paper tangle]

He’s so cool

How does he do it

[smoky fable]

Apperantly

Pixal v1 and v2 are popular

For UMP

[devout bobcat]

Back to harassing old friends.

Adiós.

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

Have fun

[devout bobcat]

I’m back.

[smoky fable]

After 1,000 years you've returned

:L

[paper tangle]

we died

[sweet copper]

There's nothing we can do

Though I once got a M4A1s for 1 gold but it was going for around 1.85

If you can do that with knives then yeah but knives are limited asf and almost no one even tries to joke about putting it less than 100 gold

There like only one way

Get an arcane gun skin and sell those

But the don't go for often

[bronze grove]

gm

[raven oyster]

I've gotten awm dragon, m4 lizard, and other cheaper gun for 0.03.. you just have to know the right timing, people call it sniping🐡

[sweet copper]

God dang

How to do this thing

[raven oyster]

where you see a change in the order price, change your order higher than it, but you have to be quick (so it's better if you can anticipate and put in your price in advance)

sometimes it's very obvious

[azure gull]

Hello, how do I change the server from English to Russian?

[sweet copper]

So you get it for cheaper5?

[raven oyster]

yes

[sweet copper]

Counterintuitive

[raven oyster]

a very scummy way id say

[sweet copper]

Why

Like why does it happen

[raven oyster]

because you're third partying someone's trade

[sweet copper]

Wait?

So am I stealing from someone?

[raven oyster]

yes

[sweet copper]

Goddamn

Why does the game even let you do this

Because I kinda thought this was like that token thing

Otherwise it's kinda counterintuitive

[raven oyster]

but sometimes people make mistake and put the wrong price, can't always be sure

🐔

[sweet copper]

But if they really put it for cheaper

[paper tangle]

Morning Turan

[sweet copper]

Why doesn't it insta sell it to the guy with lowest trade that is around the price

[raven oyster]

it goes to the highest bidder

like an auction

[sweet copper]

Godang

That's

Ouf

I guess

[raven oyster]

plus, the more you spend the more the gold that disappears from the economy

[sweet copper]

Ouh yeah

tax

[raven oyster]

exactly

[sweet copper]

I am a maths student and I hate economics mingle

[devout bobcat]

Haven’t learned math for almost 2 years now.

[raven oyster]

🦛

[sweet copper]

I want to be in the game design

Dev courses are expensive

And well Frankly useless

Most companies who do have their engines , are more similar to Unreal

[devout bobcat]

Work at Rockstar.

[sweet copper]

Rockstar ain't freeing job vacancy

[proper gyro]

don't work for game companies

[sweet copper]

Indie dev?

[vast escarp]

work for me

[sweet copper]

It's hard to sell your game

[proper gyro]

eh not really

[sweet copper]

Except of c all the adult VNs on steam

[proper gyro]

if you prioritize like money

just work for tech

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[proper gyro]

game companies not worth

[vast escarp]

delta: game company bad

[devout bobcat]

I rather playing it than making it.

[proper gyro]

i mean kinda is

unless you like one of their ip

[devout bobcat]

Become part of the playerbase.

[sweet copper]

Least Paranoid Tech Engie is like a Arsonist who burned 4 people alive because he thought they were gonna kidnap the Arsonist

[proper gyro]

and is passionate and sure to work for them even though pay relative to work is doodoo

[devout bobcat]

Metal gear solid delta snake eater

[proper gyro]

konami bad company

🐓🐓🐓

[sweet copper]

JAPANESE CORPORATIONs in general

[devout bobcat]

My teacher’s honest reaction when I brought a 30k mAh powerbank to class:

[sweet copper]

Thanks to Japanese labour laws ig

[devout bobcat]

[sweet copper]

But honestly I hate Nintendo more

They are like Disney of Gaming Industry

[vast escarp]

doesn't matter as long as they make games i can enjoy

🦍

[sweet copper]

What happens to those who make it?

[vast escarp]

they get replaced if they don't meet the criteria

[sweet copper]

You are simply promoting their Culture if you buy their stuff when they make it through exploits

[sweet copper]

Well

Money decides ig

[vast escarp]

more or less of everything we have is a product of exploitation

🐒

[devout bobcat]

@paper tangle wake up.

[sweet copper]

I kinda stopped because of that

[paper tangle]

[sweet copper]

But I guess Valve is a great company

I mean , their job is relatively easy

[vast escarp]

cs2 release doesn't feel rushed to you?

[sweet copper]

I don't need to fix bugs
I don't need to work on a game 2 years after it's release
I don't have to work on 6 different projects at a time

[sweet copper]

Valve has been doing that since Their first game lmao

Guys we practically crunching when releasing Half Life 1

Even Halo

But yes they delivered finished products

Yet CS2 isn't new

CS:GO was rushed

CS:source was like that too

And CS1.6 is 1.6 not 1.0

Though 1.0 was definitely more finished than CS2 because of how many things that didn't carry from it's previous installation into CS2

But it's not like they aren't working

Idk what they were doing for 8th months

[devout bobcat]

Hamburgers.

[vast escarp]

🦛

[devout bobcat]

[sweet copper]

But shifting a game from another engine couldn't be as easy as just copy pasting entire code
Specially when CS:GO was basically equivalent to Drill machine held together by Duct tape lmao

[paper tangle]

Hamburger

[sweet copper]

They had to clear technical debt

[paper tangle]

[devout bobcat]

Nice earth.

🦙

[paper tangle]

Nice tree

[sweet copper]

The only decision I think which they rushed is Sub-Tick Updates

[devout bobcat]

Nice ocean.

[sweet copper]

If they don't fix it, they have to redo the entire networking

[devout bobcat]

[paper tangle]

Nice rocks

[sweet copper]

Hat

[devout bobcat]

That’s a balloon you cow.

[paper tangle]

That’s a fish you melon

[vast escarp]

that's a pig you dense cabbage

🐔

[sweet copper]

Just hope

Rockstar doesn't mess up GTA 6

[devout bobcat]

That ain’t melon that is blue substance you fat hippo.

[sweet copper]

That is the moment AAA studios lows all trust

[sweet copper]

The best F2P Titles imo are CS2 , TF2 , Halo :Infinite multiplayer

[sweet copper]

Wat the thing

[paper tangle]

That ain’t blue substance that’s a blue rock, you massive giraffe.

[sweet copper]

No melon insults

I classify as melons

[paper tangle]

[sweet copper]

The ones you eat

[paper tangle]

You’re an exclusion Miku

[sweet copper]

I mean I classify as a melon

[devout bobcat]

That ain’t blue rock, that is a running bird you flat crab.

[sweet copper]

Exception?

[paper tangle]

Yea that

I’m at working and I’m getting cold

(I forgot my jacket)

[devout bobcat]

Subway driver?

[sweet copper]

Imagine , I didn't think this guy would be a workin adult

The next thing he will say is he is Australian or American

[devout bobcat]

I have no allowance.

[paper tangle]

American

[sweet copper]

Gad damn

@paper tangle are you in american cricket team for next World cup

[paper tangle]

no

I’m just chilling as a gamer

[sweet copper]

Aww

[paper tangle]

with a job

[sweet copper]

🥲

What exactly is the job

I wanna be rich

🤑

[paper tangle]

I’m just a mechanic

[sweet copper]

So the best way is to exploit others

[sweet copper]

What kinda

Do you fix Ice cream machines in McDonald's?

[paper tangle]

at a bowling alley

[vast escarp]

[paper tangle]

Saving money for better stuff and paying taxes and stuff

[sweet copper]

Does that require a degree?

[paper tangle]

Nope

[devout bobcat]

Tax.

[paper tangle]

with a little bit of training and I was ready

[paper tangle]

got this through connections

[vast escarp]

aza is exempt from paying taxes

[devout bobcat]

As a tax evasion enjoyer, that was an absolute loss.

[paper tangle]

(Income tax)

[sweet copper]

Income tax is

[vast escarp]

nice coverup

[sweet copper]

Already accounted

Don't let the HRs fool ya

Discuss taxed income

[paper tangle]

moment

[sweet copper]

Specially when Indian city moment

[devout bobcat]

I’m about to detonate the whole class using my 30k mAh powerbank.

[sweet copper]

You need that Tier 3 city advance

[paper tangle]

Me about to blast a smelly one with a spray bottle (I ate Taco Bell)

[rich crow]

Nice

[sweet copper]

( But seriously, it's kinda stupid that some people do be getting lower salary than their peers just because they didn't know about Tier advances)

[sweet copper]

How do that be?

[vast escarp]

imagination

[sweet copper]

30K mAH battery can really do some damage

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[sweet copper]

Remember , you care batteries are always better grenades as they can explode about 2-5x more power than Grenades

[sweet copper]

I can't read it

[paper tangle]

[devout bobcat]

skil ishu

[sweet copper]

Skil

[paper tangle]

ishu

[vast escarp]

🤓

[devout bobcat]

[vast escarp]

sus thing with 2 balls

🦛

[devout bobcat]

Nice mom.

🦙

[tidal wedge]

Will fang raise more gold in the future?

[scenic tree]

#📸│photos

[void bronze]

🌫️

the fog is coming

[void bronze]

i like the necromancer

[subtle wasp]

Jojo Wonder of u

[unique plover]

real rx

[rugged kettle]

If the stocks continue to decline then it'll probably increase in price.

[tidal wedge]

Ooo

[rugged kettle]

If people keeps on buying that knife or some rich guy hordes it then it'll increase in price.

[teal halo]

Hi

[deft ermine]

Comp anyway

Anyone

[nova gust]

Smilebot @smilebot

Check photos for smilebot

[rich crow]

@deft ermine

Real?

[deft ermine]

?

Im abt to if u wanna play

[rich crow]

What time is it for u

[deft ermine]

1:10

[rich crow]

Sleep

[deft ermine]

Nah

This is prime time

[rich crow]

🙏🏿

I have school in like 9 hours

So me sleep

[deft ermine]

Alr

[tacit kraken]

9 hours is more than enough for sleep

[deft ermine]

What type

Like a 1v1?

Alr

Id

Alr

[rugged trail]

Good morning

[wintry edge]

Is there anyway to transfer my skins to my new account. Pls help me guys

[rich crow]

No

[wintry edge]

I had 2-3 skins from the origin collection

[north bear]

hello

[rough quiver]

U cant

[verbal imp]

No

[strong flax]

What's up people

[deft ermine]

Hi

[strong flax]

Can someone help me with something?

[deft ermine]

With what

[rich crow]

Hi

[strong flax]

One of my standoff 2 accounts got banned in 2019 or something.i wanna see my inventory of that account

Is it possible in some way?

Or If I can get it unbanned (this is asking for too much but please??)

[rich crow]

No

[velvet thicket]

No

[rough quiver]

No

[strong flax]

No

[winter saddle]

Hi

Just reached elite status

📸

I got beat down to champion

Hard

[bronze grove]

You can contact game devs on: https://help.standoff2.com/en

Also, you should read this article for how you can contact with devs: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback

[golden kraken]

Hi

I got ban on old account for no reason 😢

[bronze grove]

what's ban code?

[golden kraken]

Pls wait

[rich crow]

Good morning in the morning

[golden kraken]

78728813 @bronze grove

[bronze grove]

l meant ban code

not in-game ID

[bronze grove]

Good Morning.

[golden kraken]

Well I didn't have that

[bronze grove]

Can you send photo to my DM or #📸│photos ?

[golden kraken]

Ok

So what that mean

[bronze grove]

Its mean you were used cheat.

[golden kraken]

But i didn't use cheat

I was just playing some games

[bronze grove]

If you guess this ban is wrong, you can leave feedback here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback

[rugged trail]

Hlou

[bronze grove]

@feral prairie you must speak english here.

@feral prairie id:customize

[feral prairie]

sorry my friend sorry, I thought I could speak Portuguese too, I'm from Brazil and I'm looking for a clan that is from Brazil

Do you know where I can find a Brazilian chat here?

[bronze grove]

you should select brazil language here: id:customize

[golden kraken]

Well

[feral prairie]

how do I put it?

[mint ridge]

I want it in real life too

[bronze grove]

just click it

[mint ridge]

not only e-sloppy

[feral prairie]

There is nothing showing up to click

[bronze grove]

Can you see id:customize this channel?

If you can't see this channel, you must update discord

and try again

[feral prairie]

I don't know how to use discord properly, I'm still learning, and to make things difficult, everything is in English, I don't know how to read much in English hahaha

[feral prairie]

It must be because I have a modified discord I will have to lower the normal

[bronze grove]

It's okay, l will try to help.

[feral prairie]

Can't you move me to the Brazilian chat?

[feral prairie]

thank you very much mate

[bronze grove]

The role was given.

[feral prairie]

thank you you are the best ♡

I am not allowed to speak in Brazilian chat @bronze grove

[bronze grove]

force stop discord and try again.

[feral prairie]

Now I can talk in Brazilian chat, thank you! @bronze grove

[bronze grove]

[feral prairie]

Brazil thanks you for the excellent work!

[bronze grove]

You Are Welcome. 🙂

[feral prairie]

God be with you ❤

[teal dome]

[bronze grove]

spy cat is here

[teal dome]

[feral prairie]

I'm so sleepy, here it is at dawn, I'm going to sleep soon, I spent the whole night playing standoff 🤣

translator is horrible I write one thing he writes another lol

[rich crow]

imagine playing standoff

I'm at school

[teal dome]

Hi)

I’m at school rn.

[gilded elbow]

Any one wanna play defuse

[tribal lynx]

Good morning everyone

[gilded flower]

good meowning

[gilded elbow]

Good meowning?? :/

[sour star]

[gilded elbow]

Any one wanna play defuse

[sour star]

no

[gilded elbow]

😔

[sour star]

i got sm mental health thing in school

they asking abt afdictions

and sm wrote austrian painter w an a💀😭

[rich crow]

Who wanna play

[rugged trail]

Hi

[noble hawk]

me

[gilded flower]

yes but it will hurt af

[rich crow]

hi

good meow

[upper mural]

any new promo codes

[verbal cloak]

Naw

[broken arrow]

I like Russian women

[tribal lynx]

Wsp everyone

[jolly fox]

afternoon

[barren steppe]

Is it possible for someone to enter the game and connect via facebook

yes, but when I try to log in via Facebook, it automatically kicks me out of the game and says sign in cancelled

I send you a screenshoot

[rich crow]

How wanna play

[gilded elbow]

Im down to play

[velvet thicket]

Hello

[vale plover]

Hi

[rich crow]

Helo

[slender meteor]

Guys

My standoff 2 isn't singing in

Its linked to Facebook

Nvm it did

[teal dome]

install or reinstall the Facebook application on your device and try again

[brittle knoll]

Gum

@kaffn

Gum man

[hexed igloo]

cheesm

[brittle knoll]

In memoriam

M249 ideology

M249 ideology

Idk

It's not a dino

[foggy meadow]

Guys, how much is 10 spin for the knife?

[wraith spire]

Xdddddd

Wtf man

With 4k buy 4 knifes

[brittle knoll]

It's M249 ideology

M249 ideology

M249 ideology

[gilded elbow]

Any one wanna play defuse

[brittle knoll]

Nice lasers

I think the camera is melting

[gilded elbow]

@everyone

Any one wanna play defuse ??

[sour star]

no

[gilded elbow]

Aww😔

Sad

[foggy meadow]

Thanks man

[sour star]

L

[brittle knoll]

You mean bold

You mean sold

[gilded elbow]

I need a knife

[brittle knoll]

You mean life

You mean wife

[gilded elbow]

No knife

[sour star]

i hav 2 knif

🤨

[brittle knoll]

That's inappropriate

[sour star]

🤨🤨🤨

[brittle knoll]

Please refrain from such topics

[sour star]

cant wait until december so i can buy nitro again

[gilded elbow]

Should i spin the wheel

[sour star]

no

[gilded elbow]

For 20 gold