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You are unsmart
Wow
coffee drinkers are bad!!n
What do you drink

You can also die from drinking water
(you rn)
You can drink enough water that the sodium in your body gets depleted and you raise your intracranial pressure high enough your braincells die
Assuming you still have braincells left
but you have to drink like
10 litres
No buts
🐘
Water is poisonous
No explanation please
You're addicted to water

I don't care about science 😼
💔😭
🐋
Let's define addiction
😭
☝️😮
Prioritizing something
Instead of doing more important stuff
Like eating
Uh ohhh

you eat food, you are dying!!
You are a drug
!!
Because I should be priorizing important stuff and not talking to you
Uh ohh
ok

Go where
You're a bunch of pixels on my screen 😂 🤣 🤣
You aint going nowhere
😂☝️
help, when I log into my account via Facebook, for some reason I log into a banned account where it’s not even my ID, how can I log in to mine?
standoff 3
Does anyone know if I do a tradeup does it give the same collection or does it just give a random item from any collection
And does it have a chance to give stattrack
Because I am planning on doing something stupid so I am asking just in case
What in the fu
?
What
Just teasing I didn’t read anything
Ok
💀
I need answers anyone ?
You mean creating new skin with 10 skins?
Yes
I found about that
And i didnt saw it give stattrack any time
If the case in the game store it will work
Ok
Dont do origin,rival,scorpoon,furious

Thx for the help 👍
gmm
gm
Any1 awm 1v1?
allies some1?
Hlou
Turan ax where I can contact with moderator for role ?
send a private message to the @silk moth
Send you inv after the crafts
I wanna see what u gof
Nah I didnt think it was worth it
But now u say it
Best thing I can get doesnt cover the items that I would buy for the craft already
So not worth it
Yeah
Lmao
But its fine km gonna make more today
Thats good
Km gonna do like 30 gold just to cover it
Gonna sell some skins?
Ohh aight
I made like 60 gold in the last 3 days
Damn
Whit how much did u start?
?
0.03 😄
Jesus
I dont buy gold lol
I should prob get on that
I am jsut a good trader
How much gold u got
Buy for 0.03 and sell for 0.06 right?
Rn 9
Like 100
200
1k
Bro more?
Jsut go up
5k?
Less
4.8
Yeah
Gdamn how much gold did you spend
I think i should start on that method too but im kinda whit a foot back
Its around 90+
Do u have a life ?
I can help u get started
But u gotta not have a lifr
Life*
Wdym?
naw bros tryna buy 0.03
Took me more than 5 hours
Lol
I do have school but just that
I can do today probably
I mean imagine buying only 4 5 items bro
And thats just a chance it would go up
Ur gambleing it mostly
idk invest like 3k or more
That works whit og skins, if i had origin collection skins i would
Yes
U cant know to a point tho
Yeah but it takes like 4-5 years for the prices to go up extemely
Yes
Ok but we dont got that good capital
Thats the thing
So I will be going this more
Any one wanna 1v2
?
I mean im realy bad but if u wanna do it sure
We just need somebody else
When did u start playing?
Ok my iD
Is it full?
No
@queen prairie btw how old are u
2017 but started investing in or late 2019 2020
Yea takes a long time
Enough
Ok 14 15 probly thats nice
What
Ok
Hi

U seem like a cool dude so just haveinf a convo
@gilded elbow send ur id
Yoo guys
Im new to the server
And i got hacked
Nah
I wanna play
But im not that good

nah
fym not fair
you're not employed to required to do so
it's just good will
you don't have to do it
invest
or not
which ever you like tbh
its always on screen so yea
9k is a good budget
could get you a nice combo
i can guide you
f2p player down bad
@spiral thunder well any colours and themes you specifically like?
note most gloves are expensive
hm lemme see
you want that only to the knives and gloves or have extra for some play skins?
the budget i mean
it's gives you the gold back when you hit lvl30 without buying levels
Hey do we have feedback channel here?
no
@proper gyro how can I give feedback to Axlebolt?
Email?
@spiral thunder
Red:
Scratch + Living Flame = 5k
Black widow + Living Flame= 4k
Black widow + Templar = 2.6k
It’s my cheat day today:3
@spiral thunder
Purple:
Floral, Purple Camo, Nebula(Purple pattern) + Royal Rose/Raiders=2.2k, 2.2k, 2.4k
Obsidian+ Royal Rose = 2.1k
M9 Digital Burst/ Kara Universe + Retrowaves = 6k
I'm freezing 
@proper gyro u watching a returners magic should be special?
it's been years since the temperature reached 24° C
in panama?
idk what that is
Ye, there is a strom or sum
ah makes sense
24° C is crazy
It’s a rlly good anime
What a start to my cheat day. 10am and 1100 calories already
But I’ve got a football match in 1.5hrs so I guess I’ll burn some of it off
@bronze grove @silk moth doesn't working it's only start and when I click it it's faq
No more
Send me video of the issue to the DM.
Sended
Rank
Private match?
Yes
Tell me if u find rest guys
Check DM.
Kitten*

What I should be doing
Nah what
Why bro have my user name
I play without
Is Singapore down?
I don't take the clan avatar
@everyone
Remove the damn restrictions from clan avatars.
@distant urchin send me video of the issue to the DM.
@distant urchinWJOB
Any one wanna 3v3
Me game
Why my inventory is locked?
i once forced a coffee enthusiast to keep drinking coffee or his family dies
towards the end he did not like coffee
coffee enthusiast after i throw a dying neutron star
cat enthusiast after i eat one(i will eat another)
is this real?
but would you rather have unlimited bacon
but no games
or games.
unlimited games
but no games
what
he doesnt eat bacon
Everything good, thanks for asking
Bacon is poo
And you?

I give away all my skins
ok
Hi guys
in game right?
...right?
what you got?
Hello
Ho>i
seems like it's an issue with Facebook itself
try installing or reinstalling your Facebook application and try to login again
Log with Gmail 

My account is logged on Facebook
U can link also with Gmail 
For more Safety
Ax, rate my cat pfp from 0 to 10
10/10
I heave another acc on email 🥲
Then with second Gmail IQ 99999

I need to login on my principal acc
What's his/shes name

axlebolt, you need to fix that smurf problem
What you mean?
Why cant i join games? It keeps showing an error
you can't really stop people from making new accounts
New accounts
Hello
Why?
I'm at the gold 2 rank, he throws a silver 2 next to me. The other side hits by flying and running away.
Plus most of the time smurfs arent really that good
When u can play u can play when u can't u mus spend litle time for teach
I am fed up
You'll get your mmr back when He got ban
Mi?
Yep
Any one wanna play?
What?
Ok
Do u wanna play
Uh nothing
Good good
Normally, I can mostly beat players with higher ranks in one-on-one matches, but due to this problem, I cannot increase my rank.
it's mix of internal and external problems
@zealous wren @mint hazel english in this chat, please
Yo
Ok
Polska 🤙🤙
abs turned off for the corner
I just wasted 2k silvel today how is everybody doing
bro, almost all gold ranks are smurf damn it
Good sorry
Id
you cannot waste something that has only 1 use
👍
We don't have polish chat xd
rightfully so id say
i think back then there was one
You can send your suggestion about the polish chat here @silk moth
FrM
I just used 2k silver and got nothing good in return
Fr?
then most of the language chat got deleted
Id
127794643
Naw im lazy sry
so?
you're expecting too much
Join game
Damn 
have you even looked at the rates? lmfao
And a lot of reds missed I am sad
I can do it
most of them are back tho
and some new ones got added
I didnt know there is a server of this game until my friend was there 😂



🛌

wait what
nothing go back to sleep

coolest thing I've seen today
Why is m4a1 just not in my rifles shop?
Idk
Wich shop?
But u can see it?
On CT side
Oh its only ct?
I didnt know there were guns for teams
yea i just started so i didnt bother going counter
Yep
hear what
Nothing they left
never let them speak again
he
👋
Yo
Yooo
Just finished drinking 3 mojitos
May be due to fat
Feels good.
I used to be fat
So
Like almost same weight except more fat than muscle

Nah
Not like I didn't try waving them
To dry off
And then sweat came back
This is nice game
😆
Reduced carbs a lot
Oh yeah
Use fingerless gloves
Or tipless
What do I mean?
Exactly what I typed

No of course I didn't

I just happened to join this server out of millions for no reason
Just dont play ranked and youll be fine
Well I would've definitely used fingerless gloves also cuz my hands would get cold on top of sweaty
But I never tried that
I still have them and forget to even use them outside
(fingerless gloves are a must for phone addicts
)
Cold hands are a disadvantage?
Yeah
Yo wssup guys
Sup
Blood is really not circulating well
My hands are warm rn (crazy)

Did a lil calisthenic
Just a tiny lil singular calisthenic
🤏
why
someone allies? Gold or high
When your body temp is low the vessels constrict to prioritize your core
Otherwise caused by excess adrenaline
@rich crow
(typical in pro gamerz)

Whats your rank
@primal socket siema
ok
Hi
Guys, I need help, I play Standoff on the PC, on the BlueStacks emulator, and I think it's bugged, the shift and space buttons are not working within Standoff/BlueStacks
Why is cursed fire .26 thats insane 😭
Who da hell plays standoff 2 on PC jus go play csgo
True
Hello my account was banned?
Why
Discord account
Banned from the server?
U sure you didnt break any rules?
I suggest you contact a mod
They can't stop ruining our experiences 
Where can I contact them?
What’s the issue?
I'm afraid i might get banned again
The problem is my account on discord got banned?
I'm not sure what happened, i was just playing with my friends in voice chat
Then suddenly i got disconnected and I can't rejoin so2 server
Which account was banned? This or ?
Yo
I got kicked, i think and then I can't rejoin the server
Send me ID of the banned account to the DM.
Okay please wait
In this server anyone from India?
I think it was my display
I just remembered
It was very sensitive to humidity I think


I think
I mean idk what I did, either changed phone or reduced the "action" in my play
I know i used to have sweaty palms
But I also played csgo a bunch of times competitively
Even ranked
And didn't feel my hands sweating just cold
I googled, says diabetes is also one of the factors that can cause it, my takeaway is having a weak metabolism or bad cardiovascular health, because those two are a strong cause of diabetes, not the other way around
Unless it's type 1
Im guessing either M110 skin or deagle glory
U can't predict luck
Bet
Man i hate that guy
I didn't got any screenshot that he told us to do it
Now my account is banned
Great
Unless they're low quality
I bet he's laughing now
Ok I win the bet
Now give me my 1 million
Poopux
🫴


U made me spit my peanuts
Imagine saying that to someone out of context
Just this
I mean

I am really low on money rn so that isn't a terrible idea

🦚
What server?
Where is your minion pfp
Minion will be soon
So
Ive got blud gloves from pass
And i have x ray already
Should i sell x ray now
Will price of x ray drop when this pass come on marketplace
?
Ty , that helped a lot
😂
i would keep it but thats up to you
So many questions,everything drops when new items come to market, i would wait till the prices will stable again, my karambit got up to 4k ,now is 2.9k i will not sell it now just cuz it will lower a bit more,in time it will increase again,same with u
Oh okay bro , thanks for advice
I’m not at home today :/. I’ll send the picture tomorrow.

sup
@bronze grove what was that?
Dm
pf
What
Hey aza

Hi
I just wokeup
Decided to open one case
Since Im out for 2 days having FB Login issue for some reason
And I got a fckn Butterfly knife Legacy
Loooool
lucky
Hahahaha I was speechless since I just woke up too.
I was like "O-okay Axlebolt?" Hahaha
great luck my freund
have a nice games with that
Thanks! I tried back to back but ofcourse I got blue haha
roasting peanuts imo is the same as adding sweeteners to whey protein
(literally pointless)
only saying that cuz all the roasted peanuts i find are roasted in sunflower oil

nice ruining of the fat contents
it's kinda annoying
only peanut butter is reliable
i think
Check DM.
Combo gloves for karambit Dragon glass?
Gloves XRAY or Shatter
Ty
Is playing in emulator allowed in casual matches?
like yes you can use it
@DestroyerOfArguments#9746
sus
what abou comp matches?
You can still use unless the emulator has cheats in it
Most likely not going to use it at all but just want to know if I can log into my acc using emulators
thanks
No
Ok
Yes new code is youjustgottrolled2023lmao
wht is code ???
this is promo code ?
There is no promocode
ok
There’s in no promocode at the moment.
pong pong

That is secret code
You get karambit gold
I used it
And got it
Hello
lyer pong pong
I don’t know, make a suggestion here https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback
What?
ur lyer pong pong
When will a microphone for talking be added?
Wtf is lyer pong pong
As soon as possible.

Hello
Doors community
Doors
Doors

I'm gonna try to get metal scrap
Wish me luck
🚪
Fr
Good luck
🥐
Thanks
Croissant
🐈
Nah fug that
What a nice pig
And idk why would u
Cat
What are you pooping


Nice staring

I am now uncomfortable

any tips on how to get gold for freee by not buying it ?

wht if u dont have skins ?
Grind the battle pass they gave you
really idk that works
There's a reason why it's free
ima try
Thanks

I crafted it from carton
I mean
Cardboard
Milk cartons are sometimes made of cardboard 
With aluminum inside I think
Or plastic rather

Cuz they're hard to cut
Real
u can glitch it but dont

Whats ur fav skin u own?
hi
meow
Cheese cat

cat cheese
you know good four-finger settings please?
I know
Please send screenshot
Priv

Like the hud?
The knife is always guaranteed at the 11th spin and the rest is random
If you want to do the full 11 spins it costs 4850 gold
It’s most likely a sever issue
Just wait for a while until it gets fixed
ight

SyreX
SyreX
pluh
they gotta nerf you cus you too good gang
It locks down on 60
I think so but it’s unplayable for me idk why Ik that people play at it but it fells like 15
I would be spending thousands in the future but this makes the game unplayable
you tried setting it to 120?
It is always set to 120
m
I lowered and put back again
clear your cache maybe and try again
Is there any active code?
Hi
Hi
dude I want the old killing effect sound back so bad
I had a very big cheat day cuz we celebrated my sister bday (4100 calories)
oh
Yup
happy birthday to your sister i wish nothing but the best for her
Thx
i played a ton of football today
got to the point if i inhaled it kinda hurt a little after all the runs
it was just friendly football with the guys but i like to mention i scored 3 times and im the best there ever was
Same
Nicee
Nicee
But it’s fine cuz I burnt a lot playing football and I have a strict diet for 4 months straight now so 1 day won’t hurt (ofc in 4 weeks I’ll have another one for my bday)
But January - August I will just have a diet no cheat days
Hii
hru rosie
Satisfied, because I allowed myself to eat all my cravings today (cheat day)
First day in 4 months of no strict diet
i see
he is here

ur welcome
Did i miss anything in the last month didnt play this game for a long time
bro I DMd a guy to joinga casual clan and they had me do a whole ahh questionnaire and after I did it someone reached out to my because one of the answers had not been "satisfyingly enough"
lol

needless to say I just left the server 💀
i mean i havent been ever in a casual clan so
bro Im tryna get into a clan not apply for a job 💀
No
i think they look good
u can always change it bro
used
used
man I've only gotten rares from battle pass this season my luck sucks
?? game looks great
lol
oh
ye me too
but cops is fr dying
whats cops?
critical ops
its trash
felt weird controlling the character
i have been good in both games
yes
absolute trash
-_-
-_-
CMON
ok thats true
im ranger yes
so2 are 90% russian
ye
welp m b2 in comp and s1 in allies
ye
nc







