#💬│english-chat
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I'm alright but I'm not used to playing ranked games bec I hate sweats along with bad bullet reg
I'd only make you lose mmr tbh
Idek bruh maybe they have a website you can go on and look there
Guys should I buy only butterfly or kukri and jkommando
Jkommando
Kukri
You can report this through the Helpdesk.
Tf bruh
I go into alies
We lost 1 round and the guy quit the game....
Weirdo
Tf was the point in joining if you're gonna go afk for hakf the first round then leave bec you left me to do it on my own
Lmao
I just need a duo for allies
Yo
Yo
tryna play allies?

not now

Ig that white thing is the eye?
No
Then what's the eye
Oh
Not like white
I missed it 
Badmen
WAT
🍝

how do u guys have so many hours on the game tho
play for 7 weeks in a day
plushies from their merch
yes
Bruh
im dumb
Go touch some grass
Why tho
Hi
Sup
Good for the health
i have 2.8k hrs
Fr i get around 500 hours in 1 weekend
Go tOuch grAss bRo
Fr where is the old times we get 1k in a day

So2 player
Move to Europe
ok
😭
senn id
Cccccccccum
he tryna rizz u up?💀
😭😭😭
yes
what the hell
since when does@void bronze play the game
HAHA
how did you ping me

I had a 300 calorie breakfast and have prepared a 428 calorie lunch, doing well
🥂
@raven oyster since when u play
With a 500 calorie dinner I will have had only 1228 today which is good




@paper tangle u see new dead mount death play episode?
Ngl with how friendly he has been, I forgot just how terrifying corpse god can be
kil
hey I need one admin to text me
I need to visit the kids with cancer at the hospital
hey guys I need a admin or co leader here
I sell og legend so2 acc
Ohh you mean the Co-ultra pro owner+
i want to talk with someone of standoff2 staff
There is a site for it
Hi
Sup
how can l help you?
@cedar raft
Umm what happened to cherry
Why
Hello chat
what cherry
:angry:
kaffn
Yeah
cancel turan for making kaffn leave
What offer?
It would be great if anyone can get scaleskitter stattrak under 230.
He gotta go
210 is also possible
It says I need video proof
I didn't record so that doesn't help at all
Says they won't even consider it without video proof
You can upload a screenshot there, maybe he will be banned because maybe someone else reported him with video proof. Try it.
Alright thank you
no problem.
Just played anither game wuth a guy that would randomly take no damage from full mag dumps
But probs not hacking bec I won 7/8 rounds on my own after my teammate for a third time left after dying once
Why I cant write
Cherry ftw turan ftl
please, report him and wait for an answer from moderators
Hello big titan is back
Caps lock
I'm confused why are they asking for my id or is that just poorly translated
Ah
Pooip
It says specify your in game id so mine?
I don't wanna accidently report myself lol
@raven vector report the cheater with proof to a moderator or in helpdesk
Just send there your id, and cheater’s id
@raven vector check private messages, please.
I finished the report thank you
no problem, good luck
Thank you very much
I also reported ny teammate for boosting as he is previously high ranked but quit after 1 death
Seems a but odd for someone to do that
Good morning

Lol
So laggy
Thus happened 3 ranked games in a row all with different people
I've had enough of so2 for a today lol
Free ma boi
Haha nice I just made a tea and smoking a cig
Nice cig
I just told off my pig for kicking the gate
Tell him he has been a bad boy
Lol
She is a bad girl
Smelly zog
She doesn't know her own size and will knock you over
She was the runt when we got her barely alive too and weighing 5kg
What a nice cow
Now she 30kg and kicks people over
👀
I don't even have pigs
I just like saying that
I mean rhat I do

I have a dog and a cat
I have neither
Well it's my cousins dog but I look after her quite often
Lol i was thinking how they keep pig as a pet
Alr gtg nice pigging
Lmao see ya gloong
I thought they kept it only for food tbh
Pork a nasty meat
Idk how people eat it
It's like super fatty beef that's way too salty
Muslims be like
Lol thats only thing u can keep a pig
Just for food
I'm agnostic but most people I know are Muslim lmaoo
Some take as pets
You can breed them with carrots and have unlimited food
Sharing the same mind i see
haram
Is there something wrong with Muslims?
My experiences have always been good
Sticker recommend ?? For Ak carbon
boom boom
Lucky u
They have rules like everyone else
Everybody is wrong
From hospitality to kindness and welcoming
???
My bike
Faie enough LOL
It’s gone
Hahaha let me check
Alright????

U cant blame a comunity just from someone action
Exactly
:golden_moyai:
:point_and_laugh:
Minotaur on Carbon look great ngl
wsg good people
🤣🤣u couldn’t afford?🤣
Yeah but i was joking
Is not worth it
Stickers more expensive than ak 😅😅
Carbon whats it price 20??
4 pro are 80G
lf clan if anyone need member
help me i dmed the comms officer but my message didn’t get sent
They blocked you 
Is there any new promo codes?
I dont like any AK skin that much (tag king etc) maybe its not worth it like you said
@stray violet
tell em
or just check his banner
Tell em the truth
??
Can someone DM me some server links to servers with like 250+ members?
Dammm now i see 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thats sad lol
Yo sup
I'm Gigachad
Cringe
🤣
He's gigachad
oldest so2 player

Same


Anyone come for comp or allies
Ayo what
Fartkiplier
Rizzkiplier
Freedy fanumbear
Fuzzybear
Skibidi
Skibidibear
You're so sigma
We getting out of kindergarten with this one 🗣️
maybe I've bored the game
🥂 
hi
stop spamming sticke
Where is Cherry
where is alice
Who tf is alice
where is alice
Where is your pig
Home eating all my food
Impasta
We were gonna hang out -
We r gonna hang -


i want to touch gloong
damn


Illegal discord is not available for miners
Oh what i thought it was above 19
@teal dome what's the max time someone can be timmed out for. Excluding bans
i was once muted for 6 hours
the max I've been muted was 24 hours
Nah he senses cringe unlike anyone i know that age
Sorry, I can’t leak this info.
Top secret i see
why bro treat that like it's a government classified information
he doesnt want us to know
so younger = better at detecting cringe*?
wow are you even allowed to be here (i'm 6'2)
youre what
Ye they got like detection meter built in
must've been the new neuro chip
Elon warned us
time me out for like a week
the meteor is headed towards Norway, if you're Norwegian i'm sorry
@barren monolith
I can’t mute you without reason
there is no way google letting go off youtube
Why are you sorry did you send it?
Elon's wealth is definitely not even enough to purchase Google's entire company
Whats X?
cesspit of incels
They steal your data and then show you what you like
You use homo
what
true, you're going to meet a total stranger so it's better to be self aware
who knows you're going on the news for illegal organ harvests
Apex is full of discord mods and child predators
that's it?
i said im not interested then he blocked me
Scam on scam crime
idk
who are your masters
cs
Wish u luck
yea I'm learning
I'm pretty sure you don't need to, i was told that they speak English most of the time with foreigners
Auf der heide blüht ein kleines blumelein
a friend taught me that
Wonderfull
Which one imma beat him up for teaching so good
where u from
somewhere in asia
Yeah ofc
ich bin
go to austria
India
Wish you even more luck then on the masters
germany is quite bad to live in
anywhere but south east asia
If i start full on german imma get banned and moved to german chat
but they would probably take u with no issues because they take everyone in
did the german guy hit you
True
actually singapore isnt bad
my broke ass' hearing this
If you would like to live in germany first step is to be rich
Nah he got the privileges to say it
first step on being wealthy is to have a lot of money
First step on having a lot of money is have a rich familiy
sell 1 billion candy for $1 each
so true king
Tru
How have ds nitro?
If elon must gave us all 1 billion he will still have 500 Billion
yeah
I'm Gigachad
hello
Hi
and that 1 billion wouldn't be worth like before
zimbabwe would inflate
Elon approves tho
even more
It will inflate like a ballon
here's a lesson, if you want to be rich
you have to make others not have a taste of being one
So i should kill them or something?
steal money
Or or or sabotage their life work
What do yall consider being rich
Having money
can buy stuff
well if you were to kill bill gates his wealth would be offered to his families
so i guess not
How much money
a lot
Kill his entire family
@teal dome mute me u pos
i will wait for when bill gates have dementia
i can trick him into thinking im his grandson
Then u gonna steal his money GENIUS
yeah
He never had any money you know
If we ain't the owners of at least one means of production in a singular industry's sector
We can't be considered wealthy
Imma kidnapp that Elongated Muskrat imma then torture him til he give up the money
nah hes elon musk

hes gonna pull a flame thrower
Elongated Muskrat
yeah
🐔
if i were to be so immensely wealthy it won't benefit me in anyway after i die
being wealthy is a choice
Wym
It would benefit anyone afterwards so
I care about ppl
true if you want to think of it like that
money
Real
i want a car
I want a Tractor
traktorr
Holaaa, hellooo
when was the last time you guys see one of those fridge with bottle opener on the handle
How are they?
good
Never
you never seen one?
never
Nah
am i that old
They dont exist
im older
you never bought one of those Beverages inside of a glass bottle?
i have
Glad to hear it
never seen fridges with built in opener
usually the coke fridge has it
find one with the bottle opener
Okap
there is no way there are none in Vietnam
one time i used my teeth
nah
there used to be plenty where i live
that technically makes you american
is it
yeah but American is someone from the usa
Tremendous
idk can i call myself Asianese
man
Hey, a question
I don't know, have you ever asked why we speak different languages? Or not in one?
yeah
why dont all people just speak one language
it would be so much easier
to communicate
That's very curious
Yo soy de argentina, y hablamos en español
I am from Argentina, and we speak in Spanish, but it is very curious to think about those questions that have no answers
safety index
bcs someone was dumb and didn't do that
there was a concept
of that
i WOULD not like English to be default global language
ok just
Because people want to keep secrets
something similar
what else
doesnt have to be english
chinese
anything but english

If all people suddenly only spoke one language, it would soon revert back to normal
this language is hella braindead
polish
And what language do you like to speak? General question
chinese traditional
give it a few hundred years
anything that isn't dumber than English
Japanese
latin
honestly id pick arabic
Hola amigo 👋🏻😀
China #1
hell no
chicken noodle soup langauge
kebab flavor
AxaxXXax
atleast it doesn't so sound bad as polish

you quite literally speak polish

when i hear someone speak a langauge i dont know i can judge how it sounds better
Life could be dream
look similar even
i’ve never heard thai
when are they gonna announced the competition thingy

I have no idea
tournaments?
content creators
alr
goodbye
Bye
Nice fanuming
fr
haaiii >.<
Sa beylwr
Yo what's up everyone
who are you
Santiago — Today, at 16:04
Hello, my friend, may I trouble you for a moment?
AssDesh1337 — Today, at 16:05
let
's say well
Santiago — Today, at 16:06
I am the promoter of the game. We have just released a new version of the game and need to attract players to test it.
Can I invite you to experience it with me?
AssDesh1337 — Today, at 16:06
let's
Santiago — Today, at 16:08
All right, buddy.
This is a strategic management game based on medieval wars in which you can build your own kingdoms and cities. Team up with your friends in one alliance to wage a war for profit and seize the throne. Build your own mighty empire.
ahahhhhahahaha
@keen vortex
@grave aurora
@restive briar
@hot cape
👎

what happened if i craft weapons
?
??
J

i asked pupyrka for 
hellppp
what is this



i will buy e 10 0.03 weapons
bye bye
What the heck
@restive briar
?
Another 12 year old
Yes
im not talking to you mf😄
pupyrka pllssss gimme some

You mean paprika
Idc

5 e marr e shes 10
I kom 3 gram edhe pare n'kulet
Jom me ni shok e vet kena met
E qado qe po boj o kam duket e lehte
Jom gati me dek per kon do qe na prek
Une tu hek ata hala tu m'njek
Tu bo pare en darke edhe pare en dreke
Po s'di qa karin tem mu ka tek
Po du mu bo si une po kallxoj qe s'mun
M'lypin gjithkun po sum gjejn kerkun
Ti je veq piun e shpiun o qun
E une kurre nuk nalna tu bo pare pa mun
Vet edhe leht 100 bize ti silli
Hala 100 kese per cdo nate ti dealli
Shtrit neper rruge veten sun e kfilli
Edhe kur jom mshel hala s'nalet chilli
Ma e bardhe se milli osht qe un e maj n'xhep
Hala ti marr mi jep sikur merrjep
Njonin prej neve e kini neper qdo cep
Maj burg per shok e maj gojen e kept
Kush kari more po m'fol mu per deka
Kush kari po m'kallxon mu per heka
Better

You're 12
Chat is this flooding 😱😱😱
Yes?
Mods ban this guy
ok read my name for answer😄
I don't wanna suck dust
🐔
🤌
:kk:

This time range is when kids get off school
And then go be dumb online while unsupervised
(experience)
go (my name) bro
you can your name bro
for respect

🫥
wha???
nuts
@brittle knollwhy
()
Promo code?
Nice
🤌
; ;
♾️—
/ \
Told you@void bronze
haha
ok
You didn't disagree so yea
i dont
Hello
Hi
I’ll check it, wait
It was about your status.
Please, change it
Yep
Don’t worry, only change it
Best status


))
No no
Np
Everything good, I’m in the train now
And you?
get well soon
What you mean by ,,unofficial’’ ranking?
✌️
3rd party orgs
Like axlebolt
like players leaderboards?
like best players of so2
Or?
Please, ask this question here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback
Unfortunately, there are no codes at the moment :/
you almost got me banned for sayin sum
Hlou
@rugged trail
guys should i buy jkommando and gloves or only butterfly
I think gloves and comando
Which gloves and commando
commando prism and gloves acid
Which butterfly
Hey bread you know what happened to cerrykaffin
also long time no see
How's the factory?
starfall or black widow
Go with butterfly please
Uh so i asked ppl abt it they said he left
I think beef with turan
Good
you still got that baby breads
Ofc
10 trillion baby breads
DAM
I have been grinding
Not sure rn
k
Nice seeing you are ok and well
I'll see you around bye bread have a good day
🍟
Cya
Bye bye
@cedar raft
Destroy lonely 🤪
Any1 up for a fight?
1v1?
Hey guys
Sup
I met another cheater, nickname: denis 2012
Siema
Just report him
No one cares

specially house in sandstone
the smoke bug which makes you invisible
Just had 4 consecutive hours of maths haha
hell
ewww
I rlly enjoy maths
i like math when i can understand it
simple arithmetic is enough
We did summation
My main acc is banned🥲
someone help him
Plss🥺
what ban code
what the hell
Can i dm you sir🥺
@ember scarab what u need help with
Check #📸│photos
My acc mam is banned🥺
What u need help with?
@bronze grove
I've got a friend who has a friend who also has a friend who mistakenly has another friend who might have another friend who could have another friend who will have another friend who can eat pizza
huh
who cant eat pizza
Woppa gangnamstyle
Bancode?
its oppa
@ember scarab If your game ban is wrong, you can contact game devs on: https://help.standoff2.com/en
Woppa
its oppa 😡
Its clearly woppa 😡
Whopper whopper whopper
Someone rn 1v1?
me
Plsss🥺
What u want?
Id
@ember scarab
Not me
then you are
How
?
Umay kase english🥲
Send us message> other> feedback
Hell nah with 500ms?
🥺🥲
yes ( im being honest)
No one can help me?🥲
I think i quit so2🥺
151391711
Bruh
Alr
Turan is literally helping you. You want someone to give you their account?
yeah
I'm sorry if you are
if he quits its good for him
Europa Netherlands and France
True
Real
guys I need account :*(
how hard is it to do
Sadge
but bro wants a starter pack with gold
fr
😥
starter lack lmaoo
He’s hoping someone with rare skins will be like “sure here is my account”









