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Hey don't laugh, let bro enjoy what he wants

(reverse psychology)
@raven oyster btw nice disappearance
Nvm just saw you in the same place, you get a pass I think
Nice dead chat because chum got muted
Nice racism

not that lost




yo




Hi

He really is doing it

+
=

Slava Ukraine



I am from Ukraine

Ok and?
I don't know)
Good job 👏


Good bye
Sup
Hello guys, how are you all?
Feeling like a goodmen
Why?
I don't know
Paul
Raul
Better call saul
Better call RAUUUUUUL
😄
🤨
😸
🤌
,ok

A wy polisz
Guys should i buy stilleto tie dye or butterfly starfall?
🧱
Yes
Better call your mo-
Better feel like brick🗿
There should be a brick knife in so2
(Just a brick not a knife)
Pspspsps 🤌 🐈

Kitty little Kitty pspsps
😼🤌🐈
Industry
Fake
Ye
Sadness
Hi
Ohn
Hello
Damn didn't know m4ai sour is cheaper than serpent 😭😭😭
Lmao
Are the matchmaking fixed?
Go
Yo are the matchmaking fixed? Because I can’t play.
Everything
😂
The game just ain't loading for me
I found people and I can’t join
Like loading window is just stuck at 99.8%
Restart the game or switch to mobile network
I did restart it twice but it just ain't working bruh
Then change to mobile network
Sometimes I have the same issue
No problem
Bruh what's a side profile
Good
Nice
you should have waited
We make mistakes
Bro
yes
Hello


You are chicken
James
Nice anime scene where the two main protagonists meet up
Nicee
first time investiońg in so2 skins
Xd
And they are about to go kill the bad guys

And they first meet up back to back
I’m feeling both hot and cold and won’t stop shaking wtf
go to bed
And then they say each other's name then go while splitting up
put blanket over

Also I did fitness training for 1.5 hours and took my dog out for 1.5 hours today and had only 940 calories to eat

I am so cold 
barely moved a muscle today
This is such a classic I am so cold sauropod moment
Lmao, I try to do exercise daily and weight training every 2 days
i dont do nothin
always gaming
I’m 73kg at 184cm
when i do exercise
So I’m still fat haha
This is such a classic role reversal of owmen and men in society
Men now are for the kitchen and women for hunting
Lift weights if u wanna gain some muscle and not just fat
(with a few exceptions)
i wanna gain some fat

cuz im literally a stick
Oh
Get muscle and be shredded
💀
needa est more
and when i do i dont gain any weight nor size
how to be shredded as stickman?
exactly
Best way to get muscles is to bulk
i try to gain muscle and fat
So you first get fat
no matter how much i eat

i dont grow man
I wanna be skinny like 60kg:((
im not
the last 3 yrs ive been eatin more and more
(Eats 1 toast a day) “I swear I eat a lot”
and i still look like stick
from like 2 bowls to 4
💀
Why skull emoji?
rice meat vegetables
Bowls?
junk food

basically anything
You're not getting enough fat in that
@sour star drink oil and heavy cream
i cant handle a lot of oil
Bruh
or fat
Nice advice
bc if i do eat very fatty meat
Drink motor oil
i tend to throw up
Oils are usually made from polyunsaturated fat
so i eat less fatty stuff
You should get a lot more mono in that
240km/h peek
Fr
i peek mfs w 240 km/h after that
Eat uranium (20 billion calories in 1 gram)
i wasnt super skinny
i was abt avg
and then in like 4th grade i was skinny af
then die of radiation
I imagine the bones aren't even large enough to hold your stomach
Or let it expand
Like only explanation
Cuz I can't puke no matter what
Only barely when I'd get car sick
i tend to puke after eating animal fat or eat too oily stuff
Bang Delta.
Stop eating lard
I think
That's not a good way
I'd rather go with peanut butter
But even that can have some downsides
L
Cuz of some minerals
I forgog

You can overdose a certain vitamin or mineral from it
If you eat like a whole jar
500g

eat junk food 
Although I did that a few times and nothing much happened
Eat newborn babies
Except for guilt of getting too much saturated fat

And gaining more fat

Oh dang
I'm dumb
lol
I forgot, you need a lot of protein
I used to be obese
To bulk
pro


Now I’m slim
hello


BMI of 21
broooo this bam system is stupid, i got banned 3 days in a row and i literally just voted for someone to get kicked, i didn't even start the votiiiing
Well you did grow taller
im still eating rn
So
now im banned for 96 hours, tffffffff
just cant vote
Sounds like classic effect of weight distribution to taller height
Rahhhhh
its called skill issue💯
Meanwhile I wasn't as lucky
is there anyway to apeal this bs or no?
same here

I mean I went from like 130-184 cm too
I had a massive growth spurt
I really just grew fast and stayed short
Hello, could someone help me with gold in allies?
very wide
Help
And as always this is my hypothesis
My static

you can find teammate on #1044085342308941944
?
Allies anyone?
POV: u skipped leg day
you can find teammates here #1044085342308941944
ME
Meanwhile I used to think my legs are too big

Until I took a photo of myself
And then realised I am very massive muscular handsome and epicaly sigma strong
🤨💪
:cap:
🧢
lmao
You're very generous to reward my blowfish with a hat
For being so sigma strong giga chad


There's no way you're a real person
There's no way this dude is a real person
💀
Aint no way man
Alright nvm
Been sending random so2 emojis for like maybe 15 times in the last few hours
I thought that's a daily thing

Im playing in the Philippines and it's so laggy, even though my chosen server(japan) has a good ping. What is the solution for this?
Please report this issue to: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
I don't have a problem with my phone, network lag it seems. Im using wifi and data still the same. Im playing in Japan 60ping and lags like hell
probably it is server issue.
can you change gun viewmodel mode?
If we want to fix this bug, we need some phone information.
Someone here paying 7€ for bp dm me....
@bronze grove
l am not dev.
okay
He same as us
What to do if ur gf cheats you?
Allies ?
Girlfriend irl
Maybe leave them?
🦛
bruh
Allies ?
Sure ty
There was this girl I had crush on in my class but before I could tell her about it, I found out that she has weak immune system so I completely scrapped the idea. 🦛
Hahaa
Allies ?
No. 🐔
F
Leave them and never speak to them again.
It really be like that
Real
Old man is here
Not quite
why does youtubers guns seem smaller to them than how i see them ingame?
change the gun view model from standard to classic
its in the settings
where in the settings is it?
how much does the pass +30 tiers cost??
first page
oh ok, thanks
its on the first page just look up for the standard and classic option
Lamao
Anyways
does this server allow slurs
No
ok
Misinformation will lead to a mute @rustic field
🙁
can anyone recommend me a crosshair?
do y know how much 30 tiers cost?
on the pass
i dont like this games crosshair customization
🐔
which meaning do you intend by that


chicken
@stray violet you
c:
Pig
🐓
food

Nice spligging
good for you
sad
I got 100 from english and got free pass to cinema and skip the school 
Nice shooping
☝️

Whats the best accuracy wep
and now I've got new times
fck my internet is so slow
Nice new york times newspaper
^
thx
Me too
Wide plus?
thanks
bro have plus.run!
i hate maths
Just curious, how does one obtain promo codes?
@paper tangle 
You can get information about promocodes here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code

Thank you

i had exam 3 days ago
I am crying
damn
(😂 🤣 🤣)
I think I'll get 50


🗿
great idea
Totally
And add anime girls too
Make the character models anime girls
Boom skins?
wait they added anime stickers?
Idk about anime sticker but they adfed anime skins
shhhhh that will be awesome
I thought u meant characters
forreal

Add skirts to so2
Actually, i think the old ct was a anime charachter

Like it has wide body like anime girls
they must add john wick
Shi would be immortal
immortal mode with 500k hp
Lollll
Bro killed people with playing card 😭
And with a pen tho
Yeah we should able to spread into the enemies
Like cû m
tasty




🫴

A billion meme sound effects mp4
Don't get me wrong I'm not a girl they thought I'm a girl last time lol
Man how often do you feel like a brick 🧱
What
🧱🧱
feel like brick? I'm a brick.
You have made B.R.I.C.K proud
You too
Im happy to make brick proud. İm honored
The brick lord is happy
Brick lord send us more brick so we can make more house
nacromancer value
There are so many transactions going on in the market that it can't even load itself in game
Say brick or you gey
🧱
Ok Mr brick. How's your brick?,
Very bricky
Brick brick that or brick brick smack brick smack smack brick smack brick-akkkk
Ou I see, brick
The brick lord is happy
My pleasure, brick
Thee does not disappoint thee brick lord
Brick i have spare brick
Yes
No spare brick. I need special brick, brick brick
Oh I see you're a Bengali here
Brick need cú m to stick with other brick
So how people made so much houses
Its wild
Truck?
Beg for the brick lord to give you bobux to buy brick brick brick
I put up guns for 30gold
I no understand bobux. Vhat iz dat, brick brick

70 better number
Hey guys do you want to know how many bricks are in a house?
How many, brick brick?
15,000
too many bricks
7 maybe 7.2
There is not such a thing as a too much brick
6900000 bricks is my house
Just saying the average amount of bricks in my country
Lego > Brick 
Throw legos at homeless people

Whats up guys
What's up guys it's mr dexpa with a other upload today

Search players
Its once you get the knife then you cannot spin anymore
and its more likely 11 than 10 btw since its weird
Hello 👋, please help me with this:
4 for me
with what
you cannot post links or embeds
rip
i got the crimson skull and the bat
prety nice imo
and two graffitis
@tribal canopy I cant help you on this but you can try to look it up on YouTube.
of course you will
but you've spent 120 gold

50 max for the sticker within a year
the skull might skyrocket tho

maybe 80 for it
fingers crossed

50 for the legendary, 30 for the second, and 80 max for the third(since its a generic skull + red, will go well with akr 2yrs, carbon, scylla, deagle red dragon, basically any red skins)
within a year that is
🐗
Is new active code?
that's why it's 30
there's a lot more people buying pass than those spinning
No shi
I have opened your eyes
No
I mean like why would u spend 5k for a knife when u can spend 12 dollars and grind the battle pass
Honestly
They should put their focus into the game other than cosmetics
this game better than critical ops?
Bought 19 stickers from sunstrike 😎
Imma wait for a year then sell them
Who cares
doesn't kar
Why are the matches not loading? I've been waiting for 5 minutes
🤙
I bought the pass tho but i dont think they will be 2k+
Maybe flux, purple and blue one
Yellow and green one is mid they might be 1k
that's a lot of patience
🐡
Idk bro
I literally have no idea how you guys are playing the game when I've been waiting for 7 minutes for a team. Deathmatch lol
Yeah purple one is cool asf
But whats the point for the cover of fingers
Does it change anything bro?
Which server tho
NA server is dead
Oh so there's no point in playing then
bought kommando was it worth it ?
Probably will start with 800 but then maybe 1.2k
Prism?
720
How bro its bad
Cool it was 1k
You got it for great price
I would happy if it will cus i bought the pass tho
Probably i will sell and swith to the raider cus i use bayonet digi
So why exactly is the NA server dead ?
bought the prism one , ancient got a good color but yesterday it was the same price as prism but it went to 900 gold
Thanks
Prism is cool
Bomb was been planted
40 sec
Trust me it's awesome
Yeah it is
Don't try there
Try in India man you'll knowww how good it is
Man c'mon lol
Don't mock India
It's really good
And some vadakans are like that
They don't wash food and do some dumb dirty things
But trust me india is great
Indian games
W Indian hygiene
🫂great
india is great? how abt microsoft support ?
Idk I'm just 6teen
New Code?
Ranked?
Theres no new promocodes
helo men
Eastern us and turkey servers are dead . Which server is actually active ?
Us
Or Brasil
hi guys, can someone congratulate me on my birthday(
Brazil is also a dead server .... 😒
Hi guys
A country too
I live in Canada so I don't see this game working for me . . I've tried 5 servers
Guys are you blind
It literally isn't loading any matches
i think you're blind with your name "Stancoff 2"
Mine did but it was stuck at 0 sec
Happy birthday
his name is "Stancoff 2"
💀
Hello
Hello
How are they doing? Do you think market prices will rise when they remove the roulette wheel?
Guys do you think fn fal scaleskitter will go up?
yes
Kebab
Who play with me ?
nobody hahahaha
only S02HW23

Scam
No
Yes
how ? i used the code it gives graffiti lmao
Already used it ages ago
yes, but now it doesn’t work
Then they should make is so you can spam activate
Did someone get something other than graffiti from promo?
Unfortunately, no
Bruh
damn
why does gold players dont have any game knowledge
They use common sense
there cant even tell what is right and left
they (the person alive)cant see what do u text when ur dead
👍
😭
Anyone watching “a returners magic should be special”?
Why did EU servers crash?
im not dead but there going somewhere nobody would go
like rush a when the team is on b
too real
When I entered the game I saw that my avatar has disappeared, is this normal or is there someone on my account?
What?
This is an English chat
If your avatar contains an Inappropriate image or an image with a text, it will be removed by the game's filter system
If you think that someone else is using your account, you can check the login history of the service account that's connected to your game account (Google, Facebook, Game Center, etc)
@rich crow id:customize
No one asked
If u wanna speak Turkish pick Turkish role here
damn
İt is eng chat dmn and I am not turk
No Turkish in here
He asked a question waiting for a response 
Not u whining about a mod doing his job
And your use in the convo is?
Hi
Is there a new promo code?
No
C

Is not funny milky
@lost furnace U look a lot like someone I know irl
I am from Montenegro
Is it good or bad
@unreal sluice again new pfp?
U saw nothing
I saw it all
I mean I’m socially awkward and find it hard to make friends but I’m good at maths and physics. It’s not that great haha
U didnt
Scrim rn
No they sleep
Ohhh.
So what are the collections that we can craft aside from fable, revenge, sharp and furious?
Bruh
Where you from?
I see 🤔
🦛
no, you can't successfully get an Origin, Furious or Rival skin from crafting
Oh.
B-but I tried crafting furious earlier and it did worked. 🤔 But for some reason Rival skins did not.
hi, you can use them in crafting, but for example, if you use 9 origin skins, and one Fable skin, your crafting attempt will have 90% of failure (an error will appear, and all 10 skins will go back to your inventory), and 10% of getting a Fableskin
Aight because i'm trying some craftings like 10% origin then 90% Fable just like in CSGO. High risk high rewards.
Ohhhh. I see. So Origin really ain't craftable. Aight.
yes, same with Furious and Rival
How can I craft myself? 🦛
your parents did that for you
One time I saw my clone at the mosque. 
maybe hes your long lost twin, who knows

Due to circumstances, I learned this the hard way

Hello nightly
Great question
ello
Can i post my favorite message?
yeh 
See new ep of dead mount death play?
Trololololol
not yet
saving it when I go to work
the new season is so good tho
Fire breathing bug song is always so creepy
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Trololololol
Dead mount death play has good comedy but it’s got a lot of creepy things in it too
hi
🥖

Solitaire?
Glory to Ukraine
He just wings his way to the top
Wakanda forever
“Oh this is a strange symbol, let’s fly it around town”
Thanks
@paper tangle i have a question
yeah

I live in Kyiv
I like him too, he’s a good character
where did that turkish guy kaffn go?
He left
For saying bad things and turan got mad?
it goes deeper than that
I seen that message somewhere
Sabaramond
Damn
Tbh idk what happened with Kaffn
I can't really explain it
True
but the whole situation is down right awful
It’s fine
two turkish guys had beef?
Uuuh
wait is turan turkish?
Did kaffn get toxic?
Yes
Nope
Kaffn and turan is turkish
Turan isnt turkish
i thought he was
Nope
Same
Sorry I am curious
same
Really toxic?
he's very wholesome
Idk
a lot yes
My hands hurt, I always get dry skin in winter and then it cracks and my hands bleed and sting
It took me 3 years to get helper 
Bro why
Oh, I always had a perception that Kaffn was nice
Turan.
Kaffn is good guy
Yes
he is
Oh ok that’s good then
Oh
We're not the same 
I feel hot and cold at the same time
Wtffff
Like I’m feeling hot but shaking from cold
I do care tho
I very much like it





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