💬│english-chat

[worthy maple]

But they have thos boots

[distant kraken]

So i can beat the brakes off of you in return

[verbal imp]

No please

[distant kraken]

I have plenty money 🤣

[raven oyster]

sussy 🤨

[worthy maple]

But they use their finger?

[distant kraken]

I have much more than 5k

[worthy maple]

ok conversation got a bit to far

[distant kraken]

But thats irrelevant and none of your business what I got

[verbal imp]

I dont think I will

[distant kraken]

Like i said stay in your lane

You talkin to a grown ahh man

[hexed igloo]

UE5 is no more than that

[distant kraken]

Bc ppl don’t know how to mind there business

Specifically emily

Its a great opinion

[hexed igloo]

number 1 personal hater

[vast escarp]

🦍

[worthy maple]

Guys every heard of yom

[hexed igloo]

does your forest ever get snowy in the winter

[vast escarp]

yom deez nutz

[worthy maple]

YoM mama

[hexed igloo]

we don't have snow here

i guess yea

[distant kraken]

Your immature and childish mind struggles to grasp such a concept, so, obviously, you'd see it that way.

[paper tangle]

@ me if something happen ima drive back home

[hexed igloo]

@paper tangle

[vast escarp]

what concept

[verbal imp]

Based

[hexed igloo]

he drives an Alphard

[distant kraken]

Alert 🚨 ‼️:
I need y’all opinions…. I know it might sound crazy, but hear me out. After playing Standoff tonight, I dozed off and had this dream about a new game mode. Imagine a massive open map, storms, and an exfil goal, kinda like Vigor or Escape from Tarkov. Keep what you escape with, lose it if you die. The twist? You enter with your chosen skins and guns, giving everyone a shot at getting the skins they like by playing. The landscape, a canvas of risk and reward, incorporates crates and chests, hiding not only crucial ammo but also tantalizing stickers, sprays, and skins. Imagine the adrenaline as you navigate this perilous terrain, collecting not just victories, but a customizable array of cosmetic treasures. This dream-inspired concept adds a layer of complexity, transforming Standoff into an immersive experience where every choice has consequences. I personally believe the risk would make the game much more enjoyable. What's your take on this idea?

[hexed igloo]

not readin the yaps

[vast escarp]

tldr

[blissful bloom]

Throwback go 2019 when I sold my 2 years red awm for less than 500 gold

And then I come back a few years later and they're worth thousands

[distant kraken]

Then dont ask

[hexed igloo]

500 is early price

i dont think thats profit

[vast escarp]

you could've just said tarkov mode

[blissful bloom]

I just came back to the game

[vast escarp]

[blissful bloom]

And I saw the current prices

[distant kraken]

Its not just tarkov

[blissful bloom]

And died a little inside

[hexed igloo]

did you spend money on that red

[distant kraken]

And you did read

[hexed igloo]

valo has no spray pattern at all, i feel like i would be one tapping at that rate

[vast escarp]

read till the half the rest is just yapping like you have a word count quota

[hexed igloo]

2k a word

[blissful bloom]

No I had gotten it from the 2 years event

[vast escarp]

"dream inspired concept"

[distant kraken]

You’re built like you have a word count quota… fat ahh

[hexed igloo]

so you spent money on the gold pass

[blissful bloom]

Yes

At the time

[hexed igloo]

oh well

[blissful bloom]

I sold my red ak for about 400

[vernal pine]

@hollow cove صدام عليكم

[inland atlas]

7 years ak?

[hexed igloo]

that hurts

[blissful bloom]

2 years

[inland atlas]

;-;

[vast escarp]

why you mad, you asked for an opinion

🦍

[blissful bloom]

Ur telling me man

[inland atlas]

400 or 400k

[blissful bloom]

400

[hexed igloo]

the only thing i got from the 2years event was the blue usp lol

i still have it to this day

[inland atlas]

Why 400.....?

[blissful bloom]

It was back in 2019

[distant kraken]

Not on my text.. on the concept of the gamemode. Plus you talkin bout tldr. So ofc im not gonna be happy. So its f*** you

[inland atlas]

It was 400 back in 2019?

[blissful bloom]

Yeah

[hexed igloo]

yes

[inland atlas]

Ahhh ok

[distant kraken]

EMU

[hexed igloo]

back then Skins wasn't so expensive

[blissful bloom]

The only 2 year skin I have left is the usp

[hexed igloo]

M9s back then were 400

[inland atlas]

Dang

[blissful bloom]

And I sold all my other ones for way less than they're worth now

Sold the AWM for 536

Haha

[vast escarp]

@paper tangle bypassing filter

[blissful bloom]

Recently came back to the game and they're worth so much now

[hexed igloo]

what so2 teaches you is that higher demands makes a skin more valuable

[verbal imp]

[hexed igloo]

crazy right

[distant kraken]

No its not, i said funk

[verbal imp]

Yall coulda slide me 400

[hexed igloo]

you can even sell skins for 0.00g back then, and people were selling M9 dg for free cause it wasnt worth a lot then

[verbal imp]

When was this btw

[vast escarp]

i will not entertain your delusion anymore, bye

[distant kraken]

Imagine snitching like a garden tool

[distant kraken]

How old are we

[hexed igloo]

really early on 0.9.0 or whenever the sandstone was added it came with Marketplace release

[verbal imp]

I do remember when the marker first was a thing but I switched to c ops

Or something along those lines

[raven oyster]

you?

🐧

[hexed igloo]

I'm not sure if the 20% fee was a thing back then, didn't really pay attention

[verbal imp]

I wish it didn't exist

[distant kraken]

It was in regards to the guy who just tried to snitch on me to get me in trouble

[verbal imp]

I really wish it didnt

[raven oyster]

what marker

[blissful bloom]

It was

[hexed igloo]

it would ruined the game, people would prefer to buy golds from other people than Axlebolt themselves

[verbal imp]

I meant market bur I had a typo

[raven oyster]

what bur

🐡

[verbal imp]

They could make it 15% instead

I would be slightly happier

[hexed igloo]

I mean it's really up to them, they have to minimize inflation somehow

it's just like real world economy

no currency is safe from inflation

[raven oyster]

huh

[blissful bloom]

Unfortunately true

[verbal imp]

Burn money

[blissful bloom]

Also, question. How long does it usually take to find a comp game because I literally never can

[verbal imp]

What server are you playing on

[blissful bloom]

USA west

[hexed igloo]

more people have money = it would be less valued
less value a "thing" has = low demands
low demands = worthless

[raven oyster]

[blissful bloom]

Dude that's where I live idk

[hexed igloo]

that'd be insane bro

[raven oyster]

us servers are dead

[blissful bloom]

Noted

Which ones are not dead

[verbal imp]

Yeah you can find any na games

[paper tangle]

Mainly Asia server

[verbal imp]

They arent many na players

[raven oyster]

Russia

[hexed igloo]

Misinformation

[verbal imp]

Pfft

[paper tangle]

[blissful bloom]

Yay I get to play with high ping haha

[hexed igloo]

i would like to meet your supervisor

[raven oyster]

omg karen

[paper tangle]

Not my supervisor

[verbal imp]

Nah he gon snitch

Quick ban him

[raven oyster]

🐗

[verbal imp]

Can't read
Too many words

[raven oyster]

ronaldo carlos from football, not soccer

yes

football 🏈

this is soccer ⚽

misinformation

[stone moon]

hey yall hows the Sunstrike Collection doin?

[verbal imp]

Why don't you check for yourself

[hexed igloo]

i did

[stone moon]

im on my laptop rn

[hexed igloo]

what price you wanna know

[stone moon]

the camel and sunstrike gold

[raven oyster]

fake, im asian-african and we call it soccer

[stray violet]

Sure, he's right here:

[rich crow]

What’s the most popular server region to rank

[stray violet]

Russia

[raven oyster]

russian

[proper gyro]

[rich crow]

Thought they were dead?

[proper gyro]

raaaaahhhhh

[rich crow]

I couldn’t get into a game with USA severs

[verbal imp]

[raven oyster]

@rich crow check #📸│photos

he will save it for you in the market for the price of 4k each

0.4 is too much

how about you lower it to 5k

🐗

[stray violet]

12 isn't much man

I mean yeah it's a large amount

But it's not a shocking amount

I've had more than double

[paper tangle]

done (i was going back home and I just got back)

[stray violet]

🐔

[raven oyster]

only 100 knives

[stray violet]

I only have 6 now

[raven oyster]

sheesh

[stray violet]

Should have 5

But eh

This new shuffle equip feature tho

[raven oyster]

and they're all harmony daggers

[stray violet]

Bouta make me act up

[raven oyster]

🐷

[paper tangle]

awe hell naw

you should go to sleep now

[stray violet]

Nah

Not harmony daggers

👎 👎 👎

I only have 3 gold rn

Literally 3

No

3

I'm not even being humble rn

It's 3

Even if I did have 300k

I wouldn't buy yours

The hell

[paper tangle]

what about mine

[alpine bay]

Anyone interested in joining our clan?

[alpine bay]

Hey Aza what's up man

[stiff cedar]

how much do you think I can get for my flux gloves?

[vagrant ivy]

I just want a luxury jkommando now

[vagrant ivy]

Prolly around 2.5k ish

[stiff cedar]

So much fr? They are ugly 😂

[vagrant ivy]

Which server,?

[vagrant ivy]

I mean gloves it is we are talking about

[hexed igloo]

you like fingers

whats the holy green

[lavish cedar]

[paper tangle]

you like

soup

I'm no expert at the Marketplace

[rugged trail]

Hlou

[outer trail]

how to get promocodes ?

[rugged trail]

Chose what u like form the cheapest

If u like that

Flip is nice

Kinda underated

[raven oyster]

how come you suddenly have 772 gold from 3

🐗

trading bad

do the spin instead

[stiff cedar]

I mean about prices

[stiff cedar]

Floats etc

[raven oyster]

there's no floats

[stiff cedar]

Yes hi?

[rugged trail]

True

[raven oyster]

patterns are a new thing the price really hasn't been set, I'd suggest buying skins when the market depreciates (which is now)

[rugged trail]

I don't even know what kinfes are new in market

Damm

Or skins

So many of them are now

[raven oyster]

all fang knifes

[rugged trail]

Yes

[stiff cedar]

Hmm so u don’t get bigger price for better float in so2

[raven oyster]

there's is no float

[rugged trail]

This isn't csgo

Dude

[stiff cedar]

Or pattern like Csgo

So why is skins then higher or lower price?

[raven oyster]

pattern is a new implementation, the price has not been determined yet

[stiff cedar]

Exactly it’s about pattern

[rugged trail]

Boring

[raven oyster]

some people just don't want to sell cheap

[stiff cedar]

So how did I know the right price?

[raven oyster]

the lowest price is the right price

[rugged trail]

Indeed

When u buy

[stiff cedar]

Tf nice trading😂💀

[raven oyster]

the order price to be specific

[rugged trail]

But when u sell

Hmm

I rn need 100k gold

Or 80k

Can someone donate me that amount?

[stiff cedar]

Alr I go for cheapest anytime then

[raven oyster]

yes

[stiff cedar]

Boring community

XD

[raven oyster]

excluding me

🐷

[brittle knoll]

Less than u

[errant rock]

Not me

[rugged trail]

M9 dragon glass, karambit fang, butterfly pixel storm, 2yp Awm Akr and mp, and probably a few st skins, oh and don't forget about gloves

[errant rock]

Cus i am blackman

[stiff cedar]

Flux gloves what price do u think for it? 2k?

[raven oyster]

i was thinking of giving you a fang haunt, but I've changed my mind

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[errant rock]

1.6k

[brittle knoll]

[rugged trail]

Not really

[raven oyster]

🐧

[brittle knoll]

[rugged trail]

M9 dragon glass alone is almost 30k

[brittle knoll]

Credit:eagle

[stiff cedar]

Hmm rip then it’s not even free I profit 100 golds😂💀

[paper tangle]

You can get information about promocodes here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code

[brittle knoll]

Credit:aza

[rugged trail]

I'mma go bye

[errant rock]

No its actually profit

[brittle knoll]

Credit:aza, kaffn

[raven oyster]

some promo code give knife, ||real||

[stiff cedar]

which is the best combo according to you?

[paper tangle]

credit: aza

[errant rock]

Who

[brittle knoll]

M249 ideology

M249 ideology

[paper tangle]

In memory of Kaffn

[brittle knoll]

☹️

[paper tangle]

M249 ideology

M249 ideology

[raven oyster]

ekber

🐲

[brittle knoll]

Kaffn tribute

[paper tangle]

He would've been one of the best helpers here imo

[brittle knoll]

Or he could've been one of the best poopers here

[raven oyster]

no one's gonna miss you tho

🏃💨

[brittle knoll]

I should've been going like at least half an hour ago

[raven oyster]

yeah since you don't even play the game anymore

[brittle knoll]

I mean

To the place I need to go

Because it's important

[paper tangle]

popodak land

[brittle knoll]

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

[raven oyster]

🐔real?

[paper tangle]

real

[brittle knoll]

It takes 1hr and 15

And

Nice lag

Ok now this lag convinced me to go

[paper tangle]

have good day spoopy

[dry furnace]

Is getting the fang in the wheel worth?

Of course not

Im not ohne

[vagrant ivy]

Shots please register on time.

[alpine bay]

Just say in mic

Shots fired

and they'll be registered

[rich elk]

Market is broken.

[thorny turret]

Uhhh guys, I went into a competitive and I am alone "Waiting for players" and If I leave I will get competitive cooldown, I waited here like 5 min😿😿😿

Can a mod help me? What is happening rn?

[paper tangle]

A lack of players or your internet service sucks

its either or of those two

[thorny turret]

I play with cable internet si I don't tink it's internet

[paper tangle]

if you're using Wi-Fi change to data and if you're using Data change to Wi-Fi

[odd coyote]

Oooooooo

[thorny turret]

I am using cable

[paper tangle]

Then it could be a lack of players

[thorny turret]

Damn

[paper tangle]

It sucks really

[thorny turret]

So if I leave whoud I still get competitive cooldown?

[paper tangle]

Yeah sadly

[odd coyote]

Yes

[thorny turret]

Bruh

[odd coyote]

First 30m

After 1h 24h 100h 200h

[thorny turret]

I did not get any cooldown

I am so confused rn

[paper tangle]

It just increases which is really an awful feature that the devs put

[thorny turret]

I tried 5 games of competitive, non of them worked because there were only 2-4 players in total

[paper tangle]

Contact the Support team on Monday (They only respond on Weekdays). https://help.standoff2.com/en/

[paper tangle]

What servers do you play on?

[thorny turret]

Turkey

But thus is my first time having this problem

This*

[paper tangle]

Try using other servers if possible

and if you're still going to be here

make sure to contact the Moderator named {ax] for further help

[rugged trail]

Ax

He's probably sleeping

[paper tangle]

He'll have a role called Community Supporter and will have a drawn cat pfp

[rugged trail]

[ancient fractal]

How can I share my fanart?

[paper tangle]

You can share your fan art on #🌅│fan-art. To submit the fan art you just send the art on that channel but you must have your DMs open in order the process to work. A moderator will check on your art to see if its sfw so it can be in that channel. Again as a remind to have your DMs open in order the process to work.

[solid heath]

Competitive sucks

Your teamate just sucks at the game

And u carry 7 rounds then lose 7 but win another one

And you will get -10 mmr

[raven oyster]

does it reset?

[paper tangle]

@raven oyster im going to bed right now. If you see Turan or Sema (the minion guy) tell them good luck with chat and I'll be on later.

[solid heath]

Yoo

The price of m4a1 is increasing

Yesterday was like 5.80

Now its 7G

I sold it with a sticker then realised i should buy a normal one

Cuz price will skyrocket

[raven oyster]

ok

[raven oyster]

the new one?

[brittle knoll]

Maaaan

I am such a flipping pig

Now I have 30 mins until I arrive

So I am not making it at sharp

The takeaway from this is stop having time blindness

☝️🐓

And go where u have to go as soon as was planned

Don't procrastinate/hang around

[distant kraken]

I got the rabid sticker!!!!

Im so happy

[heady yew]

Hello 👋

Everyone

[lost saddle]

Hey

Dead chat just like India server

Which one?

[solid heath]

Yh

[vagrant ivy]

Kudos & same pinch

[echo wasp]

Wdym

[vagrant ivy]

Tru dat

[echo wasp]

Like Indian server is kinda active as compared to other server's

[hexed igloo]

delusional

[vagrant ivy]

He meant the in game server

In comp & allies

[echo wasp]

Alright

[lost saddle]

You can play unrank games but not you wait hours still won't get any rank matches

[echo wasp]

Indian server is dead in comp for real tho

[lost saddle]

Yeah

[hexed igloo]

Indian plays in south asia anyway

[echo wasp]

Huh?

[vagrant ivy]

And we have to play sh¡Tty singa servers with high ping

[lost saddle]

To play ranks indian needs to switch to singapore server to get matches

[vagrant ivy]

My ping in India server is <50

[lost saddle]

My between 40-60

[vagrant ivy]

Idk why though. There are enough players actually

[lost saddle]

Yeah

[vagrant ivy]

When I play singa servers there are hella indian players who are sweats

And good players

[lost saddle]

And even if you get a game in india server allies you won't get a good teammate

[hexed igloo]

if you think about it because indian forced to play on Singapore in return india just a ghost town cause they abandoned it

[vagrant ivy]

?

[lost saddle]

Who abandoned what?

[hexed igloo]

is it that hard to understand

[vagrant ivy]

In my entire 3 year journey with the game. Not a single match has been made in India server

[hexed igloo]

The playerbase outside of Eu & Ru is not as big as you think

[vagrant ivy]

I've tried upto 30:00 mins

[lost saddle]

I sometimes get allies at evening time

[vagrant ivy]

Wow you do? How long does it take?

[lost saddle]

Right

[lost saddle]

Around 1 mins only

[hexed igloo]

if i were to rank the player activity around asia its

1. singapore
2. hongkong
3. Japan
4. india
5. Australia (not really asia but yeah)

[vagrant ivy]

I'm kinda dedicated to allies now. That's the only easy way to rank up. I'm aiming Elite

[lost saddle]

Hongkong is busy server too

[vagrant ivy]

That's good news

[hexed igloo]

Hongkong has a lot chinese players

it's a pretty popular game around there too

[vagrant ivy]

I wonder how china is allowing the citizens to play the game haha

[odd coyote]

yeah

[lost saddle]

Only at evening time! If you try later or earlier you'll need to wait forever to get one match lmao

[hexed igloo]

but they're known more to having a lot of Cheaters

[vagrant ivy]

Mention the timings

Evening what time

[hexed igloo]

in fact i don't think most of them are purely from the Mainland china, there are a lot chinese outside of china

[lost saddle]

I can't play allies in india server cuz the teammates i get are always noobs.

[echo wasp]

There is a thing called 'VPN' bruh

[lost saddle]

Around 6-9 I'd say

[vagrant ivy]

Wanna team up?

[vagrant ivy]

Noice

[lost saddle]

Doesn't that make the laggy

[void bronze]

[lost saddle]

Sure. But I'm not too good player tbh

[vagrant ivy]

What's your level?

I'm 107 right now

[void bronze]

bro i wan these plushies

[hexed igloo]

if i were to play on russia server with vpn it would be the same speed connection without a vpn
so no, it doesn't make the game laggy, it just changes your device connection address

[void bronze]

[lost saddle]

I'm an old player but I'm just 57 level something

[vagrant ivy]

Tbh it depends on the VPN you're using

[hexed igloo]

what do you mean, that's how vpn works

[void bronze]

it doesn't

[vagrant ivy]

Doesn't matter as long as we keep winning

[void bronze]

vpn doesn't nothing

[hexed igloo]

it literally stands for Virtual Private Network

[lost saddle]

Yeah

[hexed igloo]

not Virtual Booster Network

[vagrant ivy]

Then send me your id in dm

[void bronze]

[lost saddle]

Ofc. It's vpn not vbn

[void bronze]

marketable

[lost saddle]

Sad

[vagrant ivy]

Necromancer and cranium are good skins

Obsidian will go well with plague

[proper gyro]

are you will to sell at a crash?

like...is thay even a question?

[unique mango]

Hellooo

Im here to ask if there is any new promo codes

[rugged trail]

Hi

[brittle knoll]

Hellooo

I'm here to ask if anyone's pig is running

[vast escarp]

sell sell sell sell

ill buy it if it's cheaper than those at the market

[brittle knoll]

[vast escarp]

because i want to help

obviously

im so kind

[brittle knoll]

[vast escarp]

cant believe it's me

🦍

[brittle knoll]

You can

[fast valley]

Anyone got good knife glove combo ?

[brittle knoll]

With the power of will

[vast escarp]

z9 T side glove + m9 ancient

or the breeze ct glove

[fast valley]

Thanks

[vast escarp]

🦍

[brittle knoll]

What a nice pig

🐽

[rich crow]

Can you change the clan name?

[teal dome]

Yes, you can change it

[rich crow]

Ok thx

[teal dome]

👌

[fast valley]

It's 1000G to change a clan name @rich crow

[rich crow]

💀

[brittle knoll]

Nice piggy

🐽

So many nice pigs

[teal dome]

Good morning, biggest Turan

[brittle knoll]

[bronze grove]

Good Morningg.

[brittle knoll]

What nice alts

[fresh fjord]

Give me code

[bronze grove]

There is no promocode

[swift sonnet]

guys

Why always have a standoff2 Matching error?

[rich crow]

Me too man

[swift sonnet]

Plz fix that

[rich crow]

I can’t play one game I can’t connect

[bronze grove]

you can report the issue here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[swift sonnet]

yes that is why error or something .what ever plz fix that

And

[normal spruce]

Lol

[swift sonnet]

I can't open the Vc why?

[normal spruce]

They should fix the servers

Netherlands 150 now before I had 18

[swift sonnet]

Oh

[shell hearth]

I have the most expensive fang skin I thought it was the cheapest

[shell hearth]

agreed

i can't play matches

if i can join one of them there are only 3-4 people

[bronze grove]

can you send video proof about this issue?

to my DM

[shell hearth]

is there any achievements in the game?

[rich crow]

Bruh, people thinks fang aureate it will be the expensive fang, and now we can see it's the cheapest than other

[solid heath]

Guys i tried to order something and there was error code

But i still ordered

I think cuz i was ordering and 1 was left but it just dissapeared

So i tried to order again

[teal dome]

You already sent this issue to my dm

[queen prairie]

Netherlands is fine for me

Same ping as before

Only high on the server selection screen but if i go into a match its normal

[vagrant ivy]

Steam rider gloves goes with any skin

[inner plinth]

[normal spruce]

Bet

[shell hearth]

underrated gloves fr

[sour skiff]

Why tf is post malone collabing with apex

[night rover]

Hey, does anyone know why you can't buy gold?

[rich crow]

J

Xd

VeGeTTo

[night rover]

??

I have 5 euros in my Google play acc

And i cant purchase gold with that

[rich crow]

@night rover

[night rover]

@rich crow what

[vagrant ivy]

Tru dat

[sour star]

im sooooo broke man

hella broke man

i donnt even have nitro no more

imma head back to sleep cuz i nedd the sleep

[errant rock]

Is xray gloves will go good with obsi

Fang

I might buy 3k so im asking and i had karmabit dg

Karmabit dg with tiger gloves is good too

[teal dome]

It’s very good combo.

[errant rock]

Yeah the gloves looks cool

But the price is too high for it these days

1.2k would be good for it

1.4k nowadays

[teal dome]

[summer rapids]

Slava Ukraine

[frail sage]

gm everyone

[rich crow]

Bro anyone wanna play SO2?

[sonic bronze]

gm

[errant rock]

Gm

[thorn elbow]

How to get a khnif free

Pls

[errant rock]

[thorn elbow]

No

[rich crow]

Ok

[sonic bronze]

Yes

[rich crow]

So what to do now

[thorn elbow]

Nothing

Are you have a code promo

[rich crow]

I no have

Bruh wht happened to ur English lol

[sonic bronze]

Theres no promocode

[rich crow]

Heyo wassup

[sonic bronze]

hi mod but not a mod but a mod

[rich crow]

Lmao

[sonic bronze]

Fr

[glossy crane]

Anyone got spare gold

?

..?

[bronze grove]

There is no promocode

[glossy crane]

@bronze grove got spare gold...

U wanna give it to the poor?

...

XD

[bronze grove]

you can find teammate on #1044085342308941944

@glossy crane beggin is forbbiden.

[glossy crane]

Oh

Sorry

[bronze grove]

Its oky

[glossy crane]

Ah 😄 alr

[rich crow]

Thanks bro

[proven plume]

@bronze grove

Help

[bronze grove]

what's wrong? @proven plume

[proven plume]

You are a helper right?

[proven plume]

I downloaded standoff
Opened
Logged in
Loading stuck at 99%
Reinstalled
Same problem
deleted the game

[boreal totem]

are a promcode active

[teal dome]

No

[teal dome]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[proven plume]

Thanks

[teal dome]

👍

[proven plume]

Sorry but that didn't help

[brittle knoll]

Ok but why are you adding random people (bet)

[sour star]

@proven plume how long did u wait b4 u reinstalled the game?

[brittle knoll]

That's not something you "just do"

Imo

[proven plume]

1 min

But I tried a day later

Still same

[brittle knoll]

Used to accept randomly, but I learned that really affects actual friendships, they just sink to the bottom

[sour star]

on which loading screen? the ölaser profile loader?

[brittle knoll]

We haven't even talked so yea

[proven plume]

I logged in Google acc
Then the loading screen comes
99% stuck
Says Internet error

I have perfect internet

[sour star]

whats ur device?

its discord.

…

[brittle knoll]

Discord is called discord for a reason

I mean ig it was just

What's it called

Foreshadowing

[void bronze]

discord

[brittle knoll]

Discord = arguing with people

[sour star]

facts🗣️🔥

[proven plume]

Samsung a21s
I've played the game before on this device works pretty well on 60 fos

[brittle knoll]

Normally people don't get triggered by something this mundane, but one day I decided I will start

🍿🐓

[sour star]

is ur storage full?

[brittle knoll]

Because it's the same with Facebook friends

I think

[proven plume]

44% full

[brittle knoll]

What

[proven plume]

64 rom

[brittle knoll]

Actually :popodak_think:

[sour star]

you just cant log in?

like

[brittle knoll]

I can introduce you to discord

[teal dome]

Report the issue there, and moderators will help you as soon as possible.

[sour star]

you log in

[proven plume]

I liked your "I love standoff 2" vid @sour star

I cant

[brittle knoll]

I know exactly how

[proven plume]

Login

[brittle knoll]

[sour star]

)

[proven plume]

I login

The game stuck at 99 loading

[sour star]

and it says internet issue?

[proven plume]

Yes sir

[sour star]

try to let it load

again

and listen if u can hear the menu music

[proven plume]

OK I'll download the game now then

[sour star]

exit

and reopen

[proven plume]

Thank you

[sour star]

without completely clearing it

if you can hear the music

[brittle knoll]

Ehmm ☝️

This is popodak

[proven plume]

I subscribed : D

@sour star

[sour star]

thanks )

[vale sparrow]

Keep growing man

[sour star]

nonono introduce him to the reeaaaaalll discord

[vale sparrow]

I'll make a thumbnail and upload finally

Bru

[queen prairie]

Momma im a criminal

Momma imma cream in yall

[brittle knoll]

[sour star]

:spinthink:

[sour star]

[brittle knoll]

And this is kokodak

Man I never fail to make myself laugh

[queen prairie]

Real quick question, yall think that the jawsome charm will be worth alot?

[sonic bronze]

500 on your yt

Almost 1k

[vale sparrow]

almost

[errant rock]

İn first minutes of the drop i think like 200 maybe but then 100

Cus a lot lot lot lot of people just spin the wheel and got jawesome

[queen prairie]

Thats good imo

[brittle knoll]

I still have doubts making videos about one game is a good investment for the future

[queen prairie]

Got myself a 170g profit

[brittle knoll]

[queen prairie]

Make abt multiple

[brittle knoll]

That's poop

[queen prairie]

Unbased opinion

[errant rock]

Actually they would be more valuable but it depnds on russian kids

[brittle knoll]

[queen prairie]

Give them a bit of vodka and maybe it will be worth quite alot

[errant rock]

Like think about it we know we shouldn't use stickers because they will be valuable in 1-2 year but russian kids use arcane sticker on uncommon skins xd

The funny fact that they got arcane and legendary stickers from pass and we dont.

[queen prairie]

True

[errant rock]

This shi is so annoying

[queen prairie]

This game is biased to non russians

[errant rock]

Fr

[sour glen]

Hello

[queen prairie]

Cuz i wasnt the only one that had gold pass and didnt get arcane skin or sticker

[queen prairie]

Wsg gang

[sour glen]

Just started the game

any tips?

[queen prairie]

When did you start playing?

[sour glen]

Like 5 minutes ago

[queen prairie]

Lol

Ok, change your settings

And find a sensitivity you like

[sour glen]

Ok I'll do that

[queen prairie]

And the hud, its an advantage to play whit more than 2 fingers

What server you play on?

[sour glen]

Umm

I do not know

[brittle knoll]

Yea but imagine this, you get like ppl who want to watch your vids about x game

Then the game dies

Would they stick around for the new content?

[queen prairie]

Go to the settings and search it

[brittle knoll]

Assuming the channel even blows up

[queen prairie]

Better to loose part of the community than all of it imo

[brittle knoll]

[queen prairie]

Cuz if you make videos abt only 1 game and it dies

The whole community is gone

[brittle knoll]

Nice poop

[queen prairie]

Compared to if you make abt 3 games and 1 of them dies

[brittle knoll]

[queen prairie]

Then 1 third of your community is gone

[brittle knoll]

And then you have to make videos about a new 3rd game

[queen prairie]

But ofc many ppl can like all of your content so we cant say for sure

[brittle knoll]

[queen prairie]

If you feel like it yeah

[brittle knoll]

Thanks, nice pigging

📝

(writing with ears)

[queen prairie]

V⁠●⁠ᴥ⁠●⁠V

[brittle knoll]

I have extended my view

[queen prairie]

ヽ⁠(⁠｡⁠◕⁠o⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠.

[brittle knoll]

[queen prairie]

ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ

[brittle knoll]

Nice pigs

Great pig collection

[pallid moon]

I bought a AKR sport with 40.56 G

[brittle knoll]

Hacker

[void bronze]

he bought it

[rich crow]

I got it for 25g then sold for 30g and 1 week later it started selling for 60g💀

[wicked rivet]

Anyone else at phoenix

Im the best so2 player known to exist

Who dares to walk in my path shall feel my wrath

[proven plume]

Bruh what's wrong with this game
I login

loading player profile
stuck at 98.8%
connection error

[wicked rivet]

Ohh

I know that problem

Its called skill issue

[proven plume]

Thanks

[wicked rivet]

WAIT

Im sorry

Idk how to fix it

I haven't touched this game for 2 years

[proven plume]

Its fine

[proper gyro]

reset wifi and game

[hexed igloo]

i just relaunch the game

and it works

[proper gyro]

reset game i meam relaunch

[proven plume]

Changed the WiFi
Re installed the game a day later
Relaunched a few times
Doesn't work

connection error

[void bronze]

maybe they ban your ip idk

[vagrant ivy]

[verbal cloak]

Damn

[hexed igloo]

😨😭😭

[runic tartan]

Yo

[somber notch]

Hey guys

How much time is over arcane sticker costs rn

[rich crow]

Same

[cunning ginkgo]

i got banned for no reason

[void bronze]

rip

[brittle knoll]

axaxaxx

[cunning ginkgo]

how do i unban

[brittle knoll]

Idk

Make an appeal

Check in technical issues at #🛟│faq

Hello every nyan

How are you

Fine thank you

[void bronze]

omaiga

[cunning ginkgo]

how do i do that

[brittle knoll]

I wish I was a biiiird

Keep reading after the message

Literally below it 🤨

Axlebolt hire me as supporter

I have the patience of 1000 uhhhh

1000 rocks

[brittle knoll]

This is my cv form ☝️🐓

[cunning ginkgo]

man my account is permanently banned FOR NO REASON

[alpine bay]

Hey guys

How's everyone doing?

I need your help

[cunning ginkgo]

fcked up

yeah

[brittle knoll]

Press the 🗯

[alpine bay]

Why what happened?

[brittle knoll]

To talk to axlebolter

In the standoff page

[cunning ginkgo]

yeah

[sonic bronze]

Axlebowl

[void bronze]

he does not

[alpine bay]

I don't need Axlebolt's help

[brittle knoll]

You do

[alpine bay]

I don't

[sonic bronze]

Do it alone then

[brittle knoll]

You don't

[alpine bay]

They can't help me with this

[brittle knoll]

He does @cunning ginkgo

Hi nesquik

[alpine bay]

I need someone to buy a LISHI KW1 Car jacking lockpick and ship it to me

I'll pay you double

[brittle knoll]

[alpine bay]

Bank transfer

[brittle knoll]

Nice illegal activity

[alpine bay]

Also get me a Browning DA77 salt water EDC knife

[brittle knoll]

[alpine bay]

A HK MARK23 with Obsidian 45. Suppressor

I'll pay you for all of it

Extra

[brittle knoll]

Axaxaxaxax

[alpine bay]

Nah but seriously I've always wanted to buy a Browning da77 and a lishi kw1

[brittle knoll]

Most normal request in (insert country here)

[alpine bay]

Or any lockpick that's durable and portable

[brittle knoll]

Can't you order it from amazon or something

Idk never used it before

But I saw they got drones for delivery

[alpine bay]

Doesn't work here

Also the hospitals, pharmacies, schools are shut down cuz of smog

[brittle knoll]

Moment

[alpine bay]

There's a port by Karachi

[brittle knoll]

Sounds like you need to prepare for a zombie apocalypse and need a crowbar rather

[alpine bay]

I'll send a friend there to pick it up

I need it before the end of this year

Urgent requirement

[brittle knoll]

Yea idk man I couldn't help you even if I wanted

[alpine bay]

Honestly

I just need the lishi dw1

Cuz that's the only thing not available here

I can get a local made glock 19 from Dara adam khel

[brittle knoll]

I am eating a few bananas with bread

[alpine bay]

And da 77 from a hunting shop

[brittle knoll]

I wanna make a joke or two

But I'll keep them

[alpine bay]

Yeah

Actually one of the reasons why I want a da77 edc

And a glock 19

Is that I played cry of fear a few days ago

Old but gold

[brittle knoll]

[alpine bay]

Best horror game on half life

[brittle knoll]

Side eye

[alpine bay]

Bombastic side eye

[brittle knoll]

[alpine bay]

Criminal offensive side eye

[brittle knoll]

That really the only reason?

[alpine bay]

Definitely yes

[brittle knoll]

Most normal toys in __

Axaxaxaxx

[alpine bay]

Bro come on

Don't be racist

[brittle knoll]

Damn who's racist

[alpine bay]

I want the Da 77 cuz I'm a knife collector

[void bronze]

me

sorry

[alpine bay]

Glock 19 for self defense

And lockpick cuz I like trespassing on government property

[brittle knoll]

You cowww

[alpine bay]

Criminal offensive side eye

I can't even do a side eye

I'm one eye

[brittle knoll]

Hate it when I want to tresspass area 51 and I don't have paralyzing spray to repel the guards

[void bronze]

he is nick fury

[alpine bay]

Same

[brittle knoll]

And then I get arrested

Really sucks

[alpine bay]

I've honestly never been arrested

Although I was beaten up by police rioters

With batons and bricks

[brittle knoll]

If only I had a shovel to dig out from my cell

Love when my masculine urges tell me to cause trouble to myself

[alpine bay]

Lol

[brittle knoll]

[alpine bay]

Same

[brittle knoll]

I love getting beaten up by guards

[clear spindle]

Siema jest tu jakiś polski klan ?

[brittle knoll]

Really scratches an unscratchable itch

[alpine bay]

Guards with armour and bricks

[brittle knoll]

I love getting beaten up

[alpine bay]

Ayo

[brittle knoll]

🗣️

[alpine bay]

🤨

[alpine bay]

AYO

[vast escarp]

weird fetish you have there

[alpine bay]

LMFAO

[brittle knoll]

I love getting sent to jail then dropping th-

Please beat me up @vast escarp

Ermmmmm, guys

Can someone ship me nasa's blueprints

☝️

I am planning to destroy the moon

[cunning ginkgo]

sent an email to them

[brittle knoll]

Cuz

[cunning ginkgo]

and

[brittle knoll]

I saw gru's movie

[cunning ginkgo]

lets wait

[brittle knoll]

[vast escarp]

💥💥

[brittle knoll]

That's all you got?

😾

[vast escarp]

🐕‍🦺

[brittle knoll]

[vast escarp]

you like this?

[cunning ginkgo]

if they don't unban my account i'll rate 1 star

[void bronze]

lol

[cunning ginkgo]

man i fcked up

[brittle knoll]

[void bronze]

guys

unban him

or 1 star

[vast escarp]

🐒

[brittle knoll]

Real

[cunning ginkgo]

idek

man idk what to do rn

[void bronze]

whats your bancode

[vast escarp]

that's gonna bring down the total rating by 0.000001 percent

[cunning ginkgo]

no bancode

[void bronze]

there has to be a bancode

what is it

[cunning ginkgo]

they said my account is permanently banned

[void bronze]

how do you know

where does it say that

[brittle knoll]

[vast escarp]

🦥

[brittle knoll]

How do you know!!?

[void bronze]

yeah

how