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I searched i but don't get any
Oh dang
Alright then that's understandable
But tbh remember he's undead
He's between the worlds
Welp they dont have giveaways on this server so...
Ok thnkx mate
Does that mean he kinda stupid then?
No worries
🦕
Undeads have more experience technically
They're older than any living human
☝️🐓
That one didnt
age doesn’t mean knowledge/wisdom
You must be one of the guys who say age is just a number
no
lol ok
I like kids
🐔 🐔
wisdom is knowledge that comes from experiencing things, whether they be tough or easy, wisdom comes from learning from your past experiences
So you can learn what a 200 year old mf in your 15 years of life right?
theoretically
When you put a slash between two words that highlights there not being a difference between them
☝️🐓
Ok 🤓☝️
they go hand in hand bud
🐓
often used together
Knowledge grants you wisdom? By the definition you wrote
🐔
This is not philosophy class stop talking abt ts
any experience really
Tf brow
nah
Yah
I don't think you were included in this convo
🦕
Dont care
😂
arthritis is an illness
yes
30 years of work experience:
those are wonderful examples
nice
☝️🐡

Dealing with a family
And then having grandkids
🦕
"umm just give me like 10 mins to open vr chat"
that’s a game, right?
lol
Game for people that want to meet other people but dont want to leave their house
ok
I thought you were wise
i never said so
i wouldn’t do something that wouldn’t support my argument
i would do what i could to prove my point
Anyway
Skeletons are stupid
🐓 🐓
Because they literally don't have brains?
How would they even hold a brain inside there with just bones
Zombies are cooler
🦕
(controversial)
they are all part of the human race though
What if they don't identify as such?
You're not going to respect their choice? That's very ignorant
You'll respect someone's choice of identifying as a wise old man
Tho

🦙
i didn’t say i wouldn’t respect, just doesn’t concern me whatever they choose to call themself
🦕
Hello
Today I watched more anime
Hey
what anime
"It doesn't concern me that a person was in front of me, I'll just go through them"
🦕
your words, not mine
“So im a spider, so what?”
i’m just curious
My brain was hacked
new codes?
I meant random person from standoff 2
nicee, my favorite is ‘Toradora’
🐡
So2hw something
Unban requests?
No codes for you cuh
Nicee, my favourite anime are sword art online, Charlotte and Lycoris recoil
you can make an appeal on the https://help.standoff2.com/en site, by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Other" > "Give us feedback", describe the issue, write your ID and send a screenshot of the ban message
🦕
SO2HW23
where do you use the codes?
Standoff 2 homework #23
i’m new and i don’t know
🐓
Do you have iOS?
yes
button next to market and store
Ios redeeming is like on the website afaik
I sent you message in private about that
Not for iOS
Done
Just redeem on standoff2.store
what are the codes for?
It's not working
I sent him message
Maximum limit reached
Someones mad
thanks chief
Yea what does this code give you, grafitti?
👍
@lilac niche ping ax
iOS doesn’t have the code thing
Indeed
🦕
ahh
webstie
eyo hello what da guys doin
site
Guys, stop I already sent him message, you don’t need spam about that
Nice pig
I mean cheem
Cheems
🦕
Or something
Dont worry about that, you already did your stuff
thx
I used my shiba inu dog to draw it
Yeah ik, I mean on the game
for your cheems
🦕
Like in game
Nice cheeseburger
nice pfp
nice kfc
Does anyone even have the champion rank
Nice food from a country with a wall
no
there are too many hackers in champ rank
Probably from the roman empire I think
How do u know
They had a lot of walls
What was the level of the hackers
what
Lol
Ill be anyones kitten if they give me a butterfly legacy
This could be the reason that you think they hacking
Oh ok
How you reached chap league with 700ms bruh?
Having multiple existencial crisis
I used to have 8 gbps wifi internet but then it broke down
My internet is gone again lmao
because Türk Telekom (an internet company in Turkey) did not bring a new modem
How do i know that you're not some old man?
Discord was down
that'll be great
yeah and i can't reply
great job discord
goodnight y'all I'm gonna sleep
.
goodnight
No.
4:3
ratio
like to make ur game look like the ipad one on mobile
last battle pass is coming soon to market right
one guy said it'll banable at 2024
not your Internet's fault
discords servers crashed
@queen prairie same thing happened to me
lmao
Discord servers are lagging because a lot of old and new users are now using discord
Oh
Yes
Discord couldnt handle all the mods sending nitro to their kittens
Azaaa

lolololol
Big azaaaa
Hello
Hello rose
Hi
Big Minion
oooo my dog
what's up
Hru?
??
am good
That’s good
Big hel
BRO THE MESSAGES APPEARED JS NOW 😭
best reason for the servers to lag
it happened before
do you know don pollo?
so
man i thought it was my internet
they're frying some sausages
frying some eggs
I do not know Don Pollo
Where is the spanish chat?
eggs with sausages
go to this channel
if you can't see it update discord
if you are using Bluecord you have to use discord
yummy
Im using with the app
Bruh discord servers runs on potatoes
still better than roblox servers every Saturday
servers were shut down
Need me songs about dark surrealistic themes do you guys know any
Helosiriamunablefindmatchwithmymobiledatahelpme

UNABLEUNABLE to find match
Ñ
bro has very gud inglish
i dont know english please help me
Sunstrike never comes to market
No thank u💅🏿
whyyyy
+1
unbale to find match
😏😏😏
WT-


Kk chill dude
Noonewanttohelpme
Rogi
@paper tangle please help him, I’m going to bed
Try going in to this link https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
bye 
gg
idk
sir
😭
just don't joke around with age
If you're using mobile data try switching back to Wi-Fi when searching a match


dont have wifi
Happens.

8 years old can't play so2?
thats half of so2 community
yea

c ops officialy ded, Ive switched to SO2
ive played in past but, im back after a year (mainly bc of csgo and etc)
grinding the new battle pass
ima say its dead since june 2022
it was alive in october n november 2022 but died after that
rip critical ops
hail standoff2
yo i miss og standoff2
Dudes chill
yas
😏
why couldnt they
Ye
cuz they dont have a phone?
I hope so2 wont die like c ops did
XD only if their parents are braind3ads
GGS💀
most 8 year olds have phones now
most of them has rn
If yall had 800g what'd you do with it
I had my phone from 6 yo💀
im 15

I'm 6 years old

GGS
I got my phone when I was 12
dont say that XD u will get your dc acc disable

Imagine 💀💀
12 is normal
I had it when I was 14 bru
Yeah cuz I started a new school
That's madd
😭
they on my first ticket dc said my identity card was a printout/ a copy
XD
💀
i blame them when that happened they must be blind
Respect 🫡
I got a 800g dono today
It’s gonna be 5 years in some weeks
Noice
Wdym
saving for karambit universe & punk gloves 💔
nice
I got it for my 12bday
Like u mean u will have5 years a phone how am i so dumb🫠
Im so ficking domb mammaamn
XD
D:
bro wants him to lose his gold
C:
@outer valley you got legend and you dont play so2 anymore?
It’s oki
Which one
I feel old when I say I’m nearly 17
im just looking at market now
Thanks🤭
operation phoenix of smthn like that (season 2 battle pass) WAS ON TOP
you will go for legend next season?
yas
You're inventory looking maddd eatable rn
nice
YO
I joined this server when I was 13 on my old acc. I was the youngest here now I’m older than quite a lot of people
imagine if the devs would add workshop for the community to make new maps with cool af lighting
leaderboard better 😄 than workshop
yas
Yea slay gurl💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿
Imagine devs fix the bugs🥶
mmmm im playing for fun, i wanna a map where i could inspect my skins etc like siege for csgo
Imagine sunstrike collection is finally in the market
imagine
Yeah
they need to give ban(5 min ban) to the people who bugs match (they dont join comp match) :F
what bugs
they are c3ncer asf always bugging
enlighten me
real
u still can do it just go to priv match and put invisible hub :v
More than 5 min
lemme see it
1 day
thats alot XD
lmao
on valorant its 3/4/5min
lol

accidentally kek
Yes
silly
Me after accidentally eating 1 kg of uranium
Hi
Let's have a 🥂
silly meal for eternity
Yes
XD
Let's make some tea
meow
miuw
Please give me some oxygen
🌬️



grind
Buy


take money from someone
🤓
$0
And then u beg ur mom to buy u 3000 G
☠️
Kids
here have 4 gold: 🫴

Have fun
get a job then
This is boring
What
How
then go
standoff2.com/Axlebolt/Work with us
No
Ye
I will stay

I forgot
Hi guys

Free gold @supple galleon ?
Ask a dev

dont.
Why
da rules

Yes
ping
the tip is
👍
The tip is 1$
what do u think
Yes

It was rlly that hard to say that?
i think hmmm

delete my account?


and ab 500 p350 savanahs
use your own sens and button pos. and very important thing:play the game everyday
abt everyday
i havent played for 2 dsys xd
i helped friend get phoenix and thats all
ehhh
xd
yes

oh and i played 2 comp games
im the real chad
won 10:0
dudududuud
lost 3:10

comp games are weird
matchmaking is also very weird
man no joke
sure.
well
i reed movement
ok so
we got in a match with clan vs clan
.
There is a philosophy and islam exam tomorrow
(i hope i spelled it correct)
they were doin gthe glitch
all of them had weapons
like some m4a1 and m16
first round wr rushed double
they all were B
i 1 tapped 2 ppl took a m16
my team got sh*t on
me
it was 2v2
lmao
i was 20 hp my friend was 10 hp
they hade the bomb and were camping it
there was like 10 secends left
we were in vc
i said lets just rush them we have no time
we rushed
friend died
i thought i was so dead
but i sprwyed one 0 bullets left and i knifed last cuz idk ehat the f was he doing looking st thr ground
so i got ace
even tho they hade good guns first round
XD
@shell hearth go 1v1?
sh- that's very cool my freund
no I'm gonna sleep

Returned
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Bro ,🤜💀🤛
Bro
ok
ok
ok
Sorry I didn't get that, can you repeat?
No
Lmao
Im gonna repeat that tomorrow
🦙
Abowww
No
Das crazy
You mean young
i ain't reading all that
Why not
ol

ol
🦜
🐓
Nice ol 🦜
🦜
🦜 (☹️)
what a nice chat
Are you watching the whole conversation?
just lurking
This is what I feel when I remember you got ios @paper tangle
I'm on da PC so I can see

i thought he on android
kinda
😦
my new phone is the Iphone 13
He betrayed the android community
ios better than android anyway
the only bad part of iOS is how slow the updates are
For aestethics
ios users asking for update
Nice

android users when virus undetected in a flight simulator game for 7 years
🦕

That literally never happens
that literally happened
We cant play roadblocks with linux
Hey guys what's up
I am gonna play roadblocks ☝️😼
Not much, what about you
it’s based on linux
Roblox 
Roadblocks 
Bro that part from your about me
Imagine asking this unironically
🐓
especially on discord
Yea I would definitely waste a few more minutes than average
Asking useless questions
what did you eat 3 days ago
I have question
Food
Nothing
🐔 🐔 🐔
I can actually answer that easily
Because I did water fast ☝️🐓
Just bored
:koak:
im a professional at procastination
As I don't really have anything interesting to do
Boring
Just reached Ace badge 4 in pubgm
When you're so bored you go "sup" strangers on the internet
😨
I guess we all start somewhere actually
🦕
when you so bored you go "haii haiii ^-^ !!! hello!! "
Lelelelel
meow
You're a human, say hello

Hey umm nice cowing
What else can I say
No he is anime girl
🦕 🦕
You can tell me your hobbies
He is girl 🐓 🐓
born to meow, forced to hello
We can chit chat about old cars
:koak::koak:
drink milk meow and purr
Say hello or I'll set u on fire
im the type of person to legitemately meow in real life
Atom splicing
you mean pilk
Except it won't be funny
🐔
Agreed 👍
neko cute, opinion invalidated
3 things I hate the most feminists, lgbt, and furries
Sigma grindset
If someone is all of them
they should jump off somewhere
I'm changing my planet
Only the L in lgbt is valid ☝️🐓
i mean jump off their bed ofc
Ik one of them
Two women? Even better ☝️😲
also add tiktok to the list
1 woman should be enough as I respect women
Sigma people:
They're a whole different creature
🐓
"bringing our kids to lgbt parade where men is naked and dancing sezually is not wrong!! ☝️ 🤓 "
Pause
Brv
Wow treated inhumanly
Nice version of respect
Women should be treated fairly, they should have equal rights but all of their women privileges should be removed
Average 10yo mindset
"but if it's groups of two moms... 👴"
Ah you're back Rosie long time no see
Bro my partner got muted again
feminists have so little to fight about they become like twitter users, maybe it was ok like 100 years ago since it was vastly different from howti is now
Idk who are you
3 hours of mute
You don't remember me but you know who I am
?
DMs
june 13th 2023
Tryna point out that I'm 100% sure ppl hate lgbt, but they secretly support the L
🐓
?
yuri good
yes
Wow
I don’t remember you speed junkie at all
who got muted?
I'm the head turban guy

Remarkability
Still don’t remember
Well I don't blame you. It was many many months ago
lol
They had no rights 😂 😂 🤣 🐔
can you tell him to DM me
girl kissing and lgbt are two different things
@sonic bronze he got muted for no reason and he said nothing wrong
Totally
🐔
Keep telling yourself that
real
🐔
"ummm it's platonic ☝️🐓"
Any hobbies @brittle knoll
Eating, talking, pooping farting
:koak:
Good hobbies
🐓
Every dad ever
Sorry for being human 😰
🐔
Interesting interests you have there friend
Wait
meow
What did he get timed out for
Stop that
yas they are very good

😅
🤭
My interests sound bad but in reality aren't really bad
XD
are u sure?
Yeah I'm pretty positive
same
yas
Yas?
uhum
What you have to offer
kniefe kukri constellations
kk

I'm more of a karambit or fang guy
Hello guys 🐡 🐡 🐡
And also that I don't play so2 as much anymore
🐡
Nicee
How are you?
I am holding back tears 🐡
Vampires in anime are cool
How come there are no mods?
yes!
Xd
Community Supporters and Helpers
Couldn't they just call them mods and admins?
Nope
Wouldn't it make it more simple and easy for the new guys to find them
Ah yes
Axlebolt does everything that goes against logic
Such as the randomly occuring banwaves
Or fake report cheat system
Or whatever else they have there for us that doesn't work
🤭
That's the reason why I shifted to pubgm
I mean at least you have a higher chance of getting valuables in pubg crates
Here you won't get shi in boxes
in so2 u can invest
:V
My point is
in pubg you have no choice but to buy a crate
If you see some violation of rules that isn't being taken care of
XD
That’s why they have a support service, complete cycle of service

Not by some AI that tells you to wait for the rest of your remaining life
Standoff2 should at least add a way we could talk to actual human for our issues
I don't play anymore
they do have people answering u, but u got to wait 3 days max
But sure
And not even guaranteed at the weekend
Hopefully it'll be fun

-_-
That's just Axlebolt for u right there
👏
u can
u just need to wait on ticket
XD
Axlebolt is axlebolt











