💬│english-chat

[stray violet]

I'm definitely not being picked

They asked for LinkedIn

[tough meadow]

I have a decent-ish linkedin

can anyone apply?

ah ok just saw the announcement

[sour star]

so is @paper tangle apllying?

imma sleep

gn

[silk kraken]

goodnight

[paper tangle]

I made one

just to apply

[stray violet]

You know you were being serious

Stop lying

[gilded flower]

linked in to be a so2 moderator?

[stray violet]

Yeah that's wild

[paper tangle]

I am being serious

[stray violet]

Literally what I said

[tough meadow]

the announcement mentions "community manager" so idk it may be a more serious position or something

[gilded flower]

as in linkdin by bladee

[cursive nimbus]

I wanna talk with an so2 programmer because I have do many great ideas I think everyone would love // or is there a place we're I can put all of my ideas down?

[stray violet]

Translation issue

[gilded flower]

i wouldnt know because i have announcements channel disabled

[stray violet]

Nothing serious ever happens with moderation here

[gilded flower]

condolences to the winners

i lost my hairtie

[cursive nimbus]

:[

[worthy maple]

Def add(a,b):
Return(a + b)
Def subtract(a, b):
Return(a - b)

ask = input('- or + ')
num1 = int(input('number: '))
num1 = int(input('number: '))

If ask != 'no':
Print(add(num1, num2))
Else:
Print(subtract(num1, num2))

tbh

Idk anymore

I just did python because I'm bored

[cursive nimbus]

Is there no way for me ro get my ideas out there for the development to see?????

Dev *

[worthy maple]

Maybe ask

@silk kraken

👽

[silk kraken]

what are your ideas?

[worthy maple]

@cursive nimbus

The cat is talking bro

better respond

[cursive nimbus]

Lol

Alr

[gilded flower]

vigil?

[cursive nimbus]

So i beleave that's there should be an option to switch hand positions

There are also a few spots I think u should be able to jump to without smashing your face in a barrier

I think it would open more plays for the competitive community

And for more trickshots/ nade plays

I need to remember what else I was gonna say one second

I have a lot more

I just can't remember rn

[tough meadow]

updated my cv and everything for the mod position

[cursive nimbus]

Didn't even think of that

[paper tangle]

its not a mod position

its a Manager position

you wouldn't moderate here

[gilded flower]

💀

[pearl steeple]

Add trade 🙏🏿

[cursive nimbus]

Fix barriers so I'm shooting an enemy
and not shooting air and not killing an enemy

[tough meadow]

my python needs refreshing but I can see some errors

[worthy maple]

What is it then

[cursive nimbus]

@silk kraken what do u think so far?

[worthy maple]

Ohh

Nvm

I saw it

[silk kraken]

game developers have already seen such suggestions before)

[worthy maple]

Def add(a,b):
Return a + b
Def subtract(a, b):
Return a - b

ask = input('- or + ')
num1 = int(input('number: '))
num1 = int(input('number: '))

If ask != 'no':
Print(add(num1, num2))
Else:
Print(subtract(num1, num2))

Was that it? @tough meadow

[cursive nimbus]

I have gun detail ideas too

[cinder night]

Wait @tough meadow I you applied to be a mod or something for the server?

[tough meadow]

• puthon's case-sensitive, so Def, Return, Print, and If should be in lowercase

• the second input should assign the value to num2, not num1.

• the condition in the if statement should check for '+' instead of 'no'.

• there's no condition to handle subtraction.

[tough meadow]

nah not a mod, a community manager

[cinder night]

Oh what dose that do?

[tough meadow]

@cinder night

[cinder night]

Yeah nvm I won’t apply

[cursive nimbus]

I also think that there should be better air movement control

[orchid basin]

Ranked gold in a few? We need one

[cursive nimbus]

Not too much just enought

[rich crow]

Suggesting left-handed viewmodels is as old as time itself.

[worthy maple]

I was writing in discord so I didn't see the errors

[cursive nimbus]

Is this cod now XD

I think it is a good idea too tho

[worthy maple]

bro I love how

[cursive nimbus]

Ngl

[near pier]

Wsg

[worthy maple]

Nothing not yours

[cursive nimbus]

Lol

[near pier]

Wdym

Ohhh

Yeah

[cursive nimbus]

Yeah

This dude tried to scam me out of my accout

There should be a report button for more than just cheating

[cinder night]

I would like community manger but that’s to much work and I’m not on discord like that

[paper tangle]

dad joke

[rich crow]

What did the boy tell his fingers? I'm counting on you.

[smoky spear]

Need team play compti

[cursive nimbus]

Better temates XD

[gilded flower]

axlebolt should make a list of the most unoriginal ideas they have been suggested

[rich crow]

"Wooden Knives".

[gilded flower]

guys add patterns pls!! oh wait

[paper tangle]

thats a good one

[cursive nimbus]

A reactive camo

I mean reactive wrap

Reactive skin

It's all the same things

Even better

Reactive knives

[gilded flower]

add UAV please

and landmines

[rich crow]

Dragon skins.

[cursive nimbus]

Bro

[paper tangle]

the ak dragon

[rich crow]

I mean literal dragons.

[paper tangle]

ohhh

[gilded flower]

copying from valorant and csgo would go crazy

[cursive nimbus]

No uav

[gilded flower]

yes uav

[cursive nimbus]

Or landmines

[gilded flower]

enemy ac 130 above

[cursive nimbus]

NO

BRO

[hybrid prism]

This aint call of duty warzone

And add slide pls

[cursive nimbus]

I hate warzone

[gilded flower]

add battle royale

fortnite

[hybrid prism]

Bro Said add Live skins frfr💀💀

[rich crow]

For only 200 Euros, your own talking skin. I don't see the problem.

[orchid basin]

Gold for ranked? We need two

[proper gyro]

just go play valorant

woman
they ask such ridiculous things

[hybrid prism]

theybwanted live action skins

Bruh keep it real

Like this aint crossfire

[gilded flower]

axlebolt should copy the anti cheat from valorant

[cursive nimbus]

XD FR

[hybrid prism]

Imagine equipping ur gun and seeing dragon shooting flames

[orchid basin]

not a single gold for ranked? 😾

[gilded flower]

add poison bullets $0.20 each

6 usd for a mag

[hybrid prism]

from battleroyale to tarkov

[gilded flower]

make it more realistic

[rich crow]

First, man up.

[hybrid prism]

Add nightvision

[gilded flower]

yeaaa

[hybrid prism]

Add kevlar glass

[gilded flower]

it's so hard to see fr

[proper gyro]

get your money up, not your funny up

[hybrid prism]

Add mk18 with 16 x scope a Green laser and a grip

[gilded flower]

add csgo to so2

[proper gyro]

add add raw plutonium in my area

[hybrid prism]

So2 failed province

[gilded flower]

your own pc in so2 for 49.99 monthly

cloud gaming

[hybrid prism]

like old map was better

[rich crow]

Well spent, my friend.

[hybrid prism]

Bring old province back

[naive anchor]

e can you get banned for mass selling like 40x

[hybrid prism]

No

[naive anchor]

is that considered market manipulation

ok

[hybrid prism]

Its a game thing ude

[gilded flower]

can i get banned for defrauding the government

[hybrid prism]

Dont sell cuz mass😡😡

[proper gyro]

40x of what

[hybrid prism]

No

[proper gyro]

40items is not enough to manipulate the market trust me

[naive anchor]

40x stickers

[gilded flower]

good i just did it

[naive anchor]

ok

[hybrid prism]

Silly me did it on accident

[gilded flower]

me accidentally not paying income tax

[naive anchor]

so if i sell 300x is it now considered market manipulation

[proper gyro]

eh no

[naive anchor]

whats the limit

[proper gyro]

you need atleast like a 1000items to make an impact for a while

[hybrid prism]

Dude i dont know but i had 20 or 17 halloween sticker packs i opened them i thought they will never remove it...

[gilded flower]

government when i don't pay their silly VAT

[proper gyro]

300 items will not last a day

[hybrid prism]

It happened to me alot

Like i have bayonet blood

[gilded flower]

your imagination 👼

[hybrid prism]

For 1400

[naive anchor]

what if i sell a lot of stuff 30% lower than the original price

[hybrid prism]

Selled for 1200 next day so 2 removed ancient

[gilded flower]

then you'll lose money

[hybrid prism]

Do tax fraud

[naive anchor]

but it lowers overall price

[gilded flower]

i did twice

[proper gyro]

it really won't incentivise people to sell less

[naive anchor]

speaking of that why tf is market so low

[hybrid prism]

Dayum

[gilded flower]

im gonna do it again in 7 days

do a countdown

[hybrid prism]

Do not.

[proper gyro]

several thousands rush sold for the spin

[hybrid prism]

I need to sleep tmr i have exam

[naive anchor]

damn

[hybrid prism]

And i have 1 hour for sleep

[gilded flower]

im gonna do it as soon as i get paid

[hybrid prism]

Gah damn

[gilded flower]

stay tuned

sign up for my newsletter

[hybrid prism]

this aint a ytb channel😭😭

What will happen to john ?!?!?!? stay tuned

[gilded flower]

like and subscribe visit my instagram tiktok snapchat linkedin tinder

[hybrid prism]

Will john see his moma?

[gilded flower]

same but i woke up like an hour ago

[hybrid prism]

What exam u have

[gilded flower]

slept from 9pm till 2 am

[hybrid prism]

I have history and religion

[gilded flower]

bio

[hybrid prism]

bio what

[gilded flower]

biology

[hybrid prism]

Explain KFC guy

U like KFC yes?

[gilded flower]

yea

[paper tangle]

me who gave him nitro

[hybrid prism]

Me too

[gilded flower]

i prefer

the

i forgot the name

[hybrid prism]

Rat

[gilded flower]

the orange

chicken restaurant

i mean the branding is orange

[hybrid prism]

popeyes

[gilded flower]

yea

[proper gyro]

nightly's wallet:

[hybrid prism]

Im not black but iknw the names

[paper tangle]

nah

i got like

[gilded flower]

that's crazy

[paper tangle]

500 left

[gilded flower]

500 bands

of course

[hybrid prism]

Ye like things i did in 2003

[gilded flower]

me in bosnia

in 2001

[proper gyro]

lmao what

marvel snap?

discord goofy nitro reward collabs

[hybrid prism]

Serbia

[gilded flower]

they add discord mods in the next marvel movie

clearly this is a teaser

[hybrid prism]

my forearms are bigger than her new bfs legs

[gilded flower]

hot

[worldly ore]

Is it only 2 promo codes? I search in any sites and youtube and ididnt see any codes

[burnt yacht]

I dont understand the ranked i won games and lose points what is this?

[tough meadow]

you win or lose mmr every round. How much mmr you win or lose depends on three things:

• Rank difference: if your team is way lower ranked than you opponents'. Compared to them, you'll get significantly more mmr when you win and lesser mmr when you lose

• Number of players in your team: if one of your teammates disconnect, you'll be favoured by the game in the same way I mentioned above

[verbal imp]

Which shouldn't be like that period

That's what I think tho

[tough meadow]

it's good in theory but matchmaking sucks

[verbal imp]

Solo queuing without losing all your progress in 1 or 2 games is impossible

It's literally a mix of players

Silver players that ranked up to gold

Hard stuck gold players

And high ranking players that somehow deranked to gold

I cant really explain why but it is what it is

[cedar raft]

galanga

[ashen hare]

heyyy

anyone here

[hallow wyvern]

Uyuyun artık a...

[ashen hare]

i got a question

[hallow wyvern]

E

[split marlin]

Good morning

[stiff egret]

Anyone down to 1v1?

[meager crown]

I can't play Competitive or Allie ....

It's says Game found and stuck at that ...

After that Connection problem

[silk kraken]

on which version of the game?

[meager crown]

New

[silk kraken]

you can report it here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[meager crown]

Ok tnx

[near kite]

I bought a knife with gold, can I return it?

@silk kraken

[proper gyro]

refunding gold will result in your inventory to be locked

[rich marsh]

Now I think you are stuck with it

[near kite]

Will I get my money back?

[rich marsh]

Are you talking about real money in-game currency

[near kite]

I deposited money into the game yesterday, I want to refund it. So I want to give the gold back and get the money.

[rich marsh]

I think you can

Go to settings

[near kite]

But with this gold I bought a knife

Can I return the knife

[rich marsh]

Where there is the log in option you have option to get refund

[rich marsh]

You can try still

You ask for refund from Google Play Store as well within like 15 days

[silk kraken]

how much gold did you buy, and what knife did you buy?

[near kite]

1000+500+100 I bought as much gold as

I bought Butterfly Dragon Glass (1.6K Gold)

Hello

[silk kraken]

and you want to refund all 3 gold purchases, or just one?

[near kite]

All

[frozen pier]

When are the cases gonna change

[near kite]

And I want to give the knife back too

Because I think I made a mistake

I will return these and buy 3K gold in the future

[silk kraken]

sell your knife on the Marketplace and other valuables skins that you have until you have 1600 gold in your balance, then you can issue a refund. otherwise, you'll have a negative balance and your inventory will be locked

[near kite]

What is an inventory lockout?

[silk kraken]

you won't be able to use items in your inventory

[near kite]

Ok

I want to do

The rank of this account of mine is already very low.

Because it's old

I play on a new account

[near kite]

Will all the money I invested be refunded as a result of my inventory being locked?

[devout sparrow]

how much gold do i need to have Fang “Haunt” spin?

[silk kraken]

you have to request a refund from the store on which the purchase was made: Google Play Store, Apple's App Store, or Huawei's App Gallery. depending on their refund policy, they'll either accept your refund request and return your money, or they'll reject it

[near kite]

So how?

[silk kraken]

contact the store on which the purchase was made and request a refund from them. there are clear instructions on the internet

[near kite]

Ok thanks

[silk kraken]

to get the guaranteed Fang knife, you'll have to spend 4,820 gold

[near kite]

Do I have to do them all one by one?

[silk kraken]

yes

[devout sparrow]

thank you for the information

[near kite]

Okey thank you

I hope I can get a refund. This knife gave me no pleasure.

[proper gyro]

and people think paying to get skins = pleasure

it's just comestics for the most part

[tough meadow]

@proper gyro did you apply for community manager too?

[proper gyro]

hel naw!

they're looking for us based

meaning NA timezone

which im not available for

[paper tangle]

(community manager is different so im not gonna apply)

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[ashen hare]

hey

can someone help me out

i have a query

when will the fang knife drop on the store ?

[proper gyro]

in about a week or two

shouldn't be that long from now

[ashen hare]

a week more ?

[proper gyro]

fang assuming the sunstrike

[gleaming rivet]

Any working codes?

[ashen hare]

yes

[proper gyro]

bp items tend to drop in the market after 1-2 weeks after it ends

[ashen hare]

alright

ig its almost a week in

[proper gyro]

SO2HW23, SO2S6DUNE

[gleaming rivet]

They don't work ;-;

[proper gyro]

hm

probably reached their redeeming limit

[ashen hare]

what does the secomd one gives??

[proper gyro]

both are grafitti's

[ashen hare]

which the subject X one ?

no option for redemption

[proper gyro]

ios users redeems at the store.standoff2.com

[ashen hare]

ohhh

okok

thnks broo

[split marlin]

Any good comp player?

Sg?

[ashen hare]

which grafiti?

second one dont work

dune one

@proper gyro

[cerulean marsh]

You can redeem the first one as it is from the halloween one, the 2nd one is likely to be expired now since the s6 bp has ended

[proper gyro]

.

[ashen hare]

ohhh

what does the second one give

[cerulean marsh]

it also was giving graffiti

[ashen hare]

[cerulean marsh]

like yu already said

[ashen hare]

lol

alright

[ashen hare]

it was the first one

which gave grafiti

[cerulean marsh]

both have

the other promo just expired

so you missed it, but the rest of the folks have it

[paper tangle]

rip them

[proper gyro]

people be spending their own money and get mad it goes to waste because they dont have disposable income

unrealer

[paper tangle]

unreal

[bronze grove]

hey

14-15k

[proper gyro]

nice

around the same

[scenic crown]

They need billion dollar

They gamble all money

[main pecan]

Hi

[proper gyro]

totally under qualified

[winter dragon]

hi

[paper tangle]

no response

sad

[rustic bronze]

Is there new code?

[bronze grove]

SO2S6DUNE
SO2HW23

[rustic bronze]

What does it gives

[bronze grove]

Graffiti

[rustic bronze]

And the other one?

Still grafiti

[bronze grove]

Graffiti..

Yes

[tribal timber]

when new rank season

[silk kraken]

at the moment, it's not possible to become a Helper, but the general requirement for this position used to be to be to regularly report server violations, and to assist server members who need help / directions, for example, they want to report a cheater, but they don't know where

[paper tangle]

literally what I've been doing for a long time

It's manager

not Supporter

Manager is a whole different thing

its different

and also not worth in the long run

because NA servers are literally dead

No

If it was actually funny then I would

but this time it isnt

[stone moon]

is the spin worth it?

im planning to sell my stickers and such as soon as sunstrike collection is available in the market

[paper tangle]

the spin is not worth tbh

[strong pike]

Hi

[paper tangle]

until the 10th spin you would get a guaranteed knife

but the chances of losing profit is high

[stone moon]

tbh

anyways the knives are now cheaper than ever, what a steal

some few knives went from 2k from 1k rn

tanto knives are now less than 2k

i need 1k gold so i can buy my first knife 😭

broke guy right here

yeah im already in that server

true

[peak grove]

Gm

Nah

[delicate turtle]

Hey guys

I have a question

When is the fang going to be in shop?

[stone moon]

a week or two

[proper gyro]

id say it's debatable, the 120g you spend gives you 2 cases

2 or 3 i forgot

but basically if you can get something good within 3 spins

its aight

its not a tier based spin anymore you could basically get it within 3 spins

[lethal vapor]

To you give mi a 20 gold

[peak grove]

Yo hi yall

Some1 for alies with vc?

[stone moon]

yeah

but i guess ill just say no

ill just keep selling till i have enough gold to buy a knife

[proper gyro]

just save up to like 1.4k and wait when market drops

1.4k could get you alot of choices

when crash

and the deals are really good

[stone moon]

yeah

[vale sparrow]

sup

[main pecan]

Hm

[peak grove]

@vale sparrow go alies mate? With vc?

[vale sparrow]

wdum bru i have school today

im in front of tha school

[peak grove]

:((

My school start 13:15

[eternal forum]

haha that’s why you stay in Bulgaria

no school

fr

[vale sparrow]

nah im good

[eternal forum]

actually school is good eh

[cerulean marsh]

Sheesh im sorry for ya man

That's a school until evening

[eternal forum]

Sup drazzy

[cerulean marsh]

Hey lyst, long time no see how u been?

I'm in school rn, first class is abt to start and then another 8 coming right up

Also didn't manage to get any sleep so I'm going on with 3,5h of sleep and half of energy drink

[eternal forum]

I been ok wbu

[eternal forum]

Bro how much classes you got

9???

[cerulean marsh]

9 today

I'm in school until 4pm

Home by 6pm

[cerulean marsh]

I'm alr atm

[eternal forum]

Damn

That’s a lotta work bruh

[cerulean marsh]

Yep:'D

Wbu what's on your agenda today?

[eternal forum]

Nothing I don’t got school whole week I think

[cerulean marsh]

Ah holidays huh?

I had them last week

[eternal forum]

Yeah

[cerulean marsh]

Wbu Halloween do you celebrate?

[eternal forum]

Nah

I don’t

Do you?

[cerulean marsh]

Nah, we do have lots of Halloween events tho, my- gtg

[brittle knoll]

Guys

Did you know that the brain has weight

🐓

[eternal forum]

Ight cya

[brittle knoll]

I asked first

🦕 🦕

No Arush

🐓

Wait

I mean yes

🤨

My mockery failed

Also do you usually go around asking people if they have balls?

That's kinda creepy yo

🦕

We got a creep in here

I have about 4

In one of those tubes

Like they come in a pack of 4 when you buy them

PO?

Bruh lol

But where do I send them?

📝🐓

I may have to make a listing

[terse cloak]

is it talking about balls here

[brittle knoll]

And then buy it from there

[brittle knoll]

Yea, I got 4 tennis balls

[terse cloak]

damn

[brittle knoll]

In a tube

[terse cloak]

i lost one of my balls

[brittle knoll]

It's like high scale tennis

[terse cloak]

only 3 left in the tube

[brittle knoll]

🎾

[terse cloak]

you lucky

[brittle knoll]

That sucks

I didn't even use them much

Like my mom sent them

And she did suggest I could sell them

🦕

Cuz I don't have the bat things

Yea well no wonder u lost one

Cuz if you're not playing in an open field they get lost in all the bushes around

[terse cloak]

that sucks

[brittle knoll]

🐓

🐡

[terse cloak]

we are dumb throwing it so far tho

[brittle knoll]

I can't do this no mo

Maaaan

Leleelelelel

[terse cloak]

[brittle knoll]

Cuz I gotta go

[terse cloak]

talking about balls?

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[terse cloak]

oooooo

[brittle knoll]

Ye

[terse cloak]

well bye then

[brittle knoll]

I mean I could talk about balls all day long

[terse cloak]

fr

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[torn sorrel]

Anyone from Singapore server?

[plain elbow]

Me

[daring kindle]

does anyone wanna play with me in allies

sandstone

im gold 1

[torn sorrel]

Rank?

[plain elbow]

@torn sorrel mm or 2v2?

[torn sorrel]

Competitive

[plain elbow]

@torn sorrel last season i was phoenix but but gold 2/1

But now*

[torn sorrel]

Np bro com in dm send your I'd

[plain elbow]

@torn sorrel wait

[torn sorrel]

Playing now?

[plain elbow]

@torn sorrel i cant turn on standoff give me 5 mins

[torn sorrel]

Ok np bro

[tough meadow]

guys gimme ur music recommendations

tired of listening to the same thing over and over

any genre will do

[proper gyro]

you dont wanna ask me tbh

[tough meadow]

lemme try. I like all kinds of music

[proper gyro]

i cant even send my liked playlist

[winter saddle]

I drop headphones in toilet

[brittle knoll]

🐓

F

Bluetooth earphone moment

[vagrant ivy]

Lesgo baby

I got rabid

2k G incoming!!!!!!

[winter saddle]

Guys

[vagrant ivy]

[winter saddle]

I drop headphones in toilet

[unreal sluice]

@tough meadow is death parade a good anime?

[tough meadow]

interesting concept. But never takes off. Just ends up being a generic show. You may like it tho

[unreal sluice]

Oh okay, I’ll give it a try. Also demon lord retry is like it doesn’t even try to be good xd but it’s still funny

[vagrant ivy]

One piece is the funniest anime I've watched so far

[tough meadow]

it's gotta be Grand Blue for me

[peak grove]

Check #📸│photos

[winter saddle]

Can’t wait to meet you!!!!!

Fnaf

[peak grove]

Bullet near the head

[vagrant ivy]

Which server do you play on?

[vagrant ivy]

That's happened a lot with me 🤣

I forgot the number of times it happened

[rich crow]

hi children

[torn sorrel]

Anyone from Singapore?

[vagrant ivy]

Me

[torn sorrel]

Ok come lets play

[vagrant ivy]

No mic beware

[rich crow]

For Christmas what map you guys want to have a winter theme

[vagrant ivy]

I'd love to have province or Sakura

[torn sorrel]

Send your I'd in dm

🎉

Your rank?

[vagrant ivy]

Wait I gotta enable friend request on the game first

[vagrant ivy]

Currently silver 4

[torn sorrel]

Ok sure

[torn sorrel]

Dm I'd

[bronze grove]

It is forbidden

[torn sorrel]

Which server

[peak grove]

Netherlands, france...

[fringe rose]

Promo code?

[rich crow]

SO2S6DUNE
SO2HW23

[rich crow]

I'll do province rn

[rugged trail]

Hi

[rich crow]

Hi

[spiral thunder]

I want to be able to shoot enemies while running

[spare snow]

day uh 3 i think of grinding standoff until i get a knife

[spiral thunder]

How can I avoid enemy bullets

[spare snow]

i missed a pink in empire box

[spiral thunder]

I opened 46 boxes yet i only got to purple guns.

[spare snow]

i havent even got a purple

[spiral thunder]

I'm not rich to buy crates

[main pecan]

Hey how are you guys 😊

[spare snow]

not even a dark blue i think

[spiral thunder]

Dang

[spiral thunder]

Hi

Can you please give me tips

How to use joystick better

[main pecan]

About what

[spiral thunder]

Hmm

How can I avoid enemies?

What's the usual pattern?

[main pecan]

🥲 learn maps

[spiral thunder]

Well-

I agree you have a point

[main pecan]

Don't make sound

[spiral thunder]

In terms of shooting

[main pecan]

Easy wins

[spiral thunder]

How can I have advantage

Should i just peek peek?

And shouldn't not be open?

[main pecan]

Some people have good aim some have bad . So we can't do anything about our movement

[spiral thunder]

I see

I respect you

[main pecan]

Just camp and make no sounds . Sit at places where they least expect

[spiral thunder]

What server do you play in? Let's play

[main pecan]

Sg ( I just got bronze I am noob)

[shell socket]

Who wanna 1v1 for gold

[spiral thunder]

Let's play!!! I can play sg or hk or jp

[main pecan]

Wana give gold for free to someone who is in need like a new player (not me )

[spiral thunder]

Can I try

I'm new too

[main pecan]

Ur rank ._.?

[shell socket]

Me

[spiral thunder]

I am still what do you call that

[rich crow]

sex

[shell socket]

Im new that’s why trying to get gold

[spiral thunder]

The 10 games thing

Calibration

[main pecan]

Nice 🙂

[main pecan]

Nice

[spiral thunder]

But my allies rank is gold

[main pecan]

🌚

Pro

[spiral thunder]

The competitive is 5/10 calibration

[shell socket]

How much gold u got

[spiral thunder]

No.

[spiral thunder]

0 gold

I only have 2 credits

[shell socket]

Then read better dawg

[spiral thunder]

@main pecan Are you going to play now?

[shell socket]

Who wanna 1v1 for gold

[main pecan]

Na just lost alot 🥲

[spiral thunder]

Huh

[main pecan]

💀 interesting

[shell socket]

Same⚔️

[main pecan]

Cute 😭👌

[shell socket]

Bet wait

[spare snow]

posted day 3 progress in #📸│photos

[main pecan]

Nc

[shell socket]

💀

[spiral thunder]

Sorry if i didn't understand but the sentence is just too vague

[rich crow]

#📸│photos Rust Halloween 🎃

Edging is against the rules

[main pecan]

Reply to me @rich crow

[rich crow]

?

i liked 2019 Halloween

Sadly i didn't grind the pass for 1k gold now

[spiral thunder]

Anyone who's playing, can I join?

[main pecan]

._. Will any other maps change ? Now@rich crow

[rich crow]

No

[main pecan]

._. I was thinking

[shell socket]

Np

[main pecan]

Shululu lu

[rich crow]

On rust it was funny when everyone at T spawn we're shooting each other

[main pecan]

Dululu lu

[rich crow]

Nowhere else

[main pecan]

Dululu shululu

[rich crow]

It's just ai generated:)

[main pecan]

Fululu

[main pecan]

🙂👉👈 nice

[rich crow]

No it was high jump and speed

[spiral thunder]

@main pecan Are you playing now?

[rich crow]

Or something

I forgot what gamemode was 4 years ago

[main pecan]

@spiral thunder na . Imma take a bath

[spiral thunder]

Okay

[rich crow]

And everyone was camping in the same place

[main pecan]

Dulululululupulululululululu

I have a million dollars question@rich crow

[rich crow]

what

[main pecan]

Is the donut not rotten yet?

[rich crow]

No

[main pecan]

🌚how do ya know?

[rich crow]

because it's been 1332 days

[main pecan]

💀🫴

[rich crow]

What style you guys think fits dune if any possible lol

[ivory ice]

How to is i get knife without buy is posible?

[rich crow]

Step 1: get a pillow step 2: get a blanket step 3: dream

or steal account from rich young kids

[void bronze]

what ai are you using

[rich crow]

(will get bannedk

[rich crow]

photoleap premium

[rich zinc]

step 4 get up, and see the reality

[void bronze]

damn

[spiral thunder]

Step 5 go to work and buy gold with your paycheck

There you have it

Knife

[rich crow]

Orrrr

Get your moms credit card

🤑 ignore the flag

[spiral thunder]

Pros, won't get banned

Cons, spank from mom

[rich zinc]

step 6 you get fired, and you go on dreaming about the impossible

[spiral thunder]

Aww man

[rich crow]

Step 7 you got a resume and get hired at standoff 2??

[rich crow]

I'm starting to think maybe dune isn't suited for any event 🤔

[spiral thunder]

Wow

I wish too

I don't know coding tho

[raven oyster]

step 8 play so2 during work hours

[rich crow]

step 9 get fired

[rich crow]

Ui design, or even making maps?

Graphics or skins

Or animation

[raven oyster]

they're hiring janitors

🐗

[spiral thunder]

Ooh i can clean

[hybrid apex]

U know what keeps me from playing? It takes ages to find a match

[balmy lake]

Why does y'all only play Sandstone ... can't find nothing but this map in comp

[raven oyster]

huh

just exclude sandstone in your search

[balmy lake]

I've been in search for the past 10min

[raven oyster]

play in russian server

[balmy lake]

These one map trick kids smh

I mean.... even playing in France servers there's like only Russians lmao

[raven oyster]

less queue in your server

[balmy lake]

Idk about that lmao

[hybrid apex]

Is this a dead game lol? The player base is like below 100 why I'm not finding a match.. I started looking for match my phone has 100 percent battery charge and now it is down to 94 still no match

[rich crow]

idk

did you know sometime in august 7th 2019 there were 70K players online only able to play 4~ gamemodes

[scenic crown]

@hybrid apex what server

[hybrid apex]

Singapore is as dead as the other

[north pond]

Axlebolt better make an update for sandstone, legit it's like the only valid map in comp and plus its minuscule size makes it a close quarter combat area that pushes player to play more aggressively than being tactical

Literally everything my ct team does is just plain rush towards exposure to gunfire

[tough meadow]

sandstone does need a remake. But your problem isn't the map's fault. It's your teammates'

[hexed igloo]

its fine as it is honestly

[main pecan]

Better then many other maps

For example sakura 💀.

[rich crow]

sex

sex

[main pecan]

💀🫴

Ehm ehmm 🌚

[hexed igloo]

i rather have this map deleted instead of a remake

[deep tangle]

Umm

[hexed igloo]

its so bad

[deep tangle]

What

[main pecan]

Standstone?

Or sakura?

Standstone tries to give de_dust vibes from csgo ofc it can't but it tries

[hexed igloo]

yes

[rugged trail]

[main pecan]

Tbh it's just a madminds making 😂

[queen prairie]

Sunstrike skins on the market?

[hexed igloo]

sakura and z9 is kind of like if you're on one side you gotta give all your efforts surviving if you wanna go to the other one

[main pecan]

😂true

Like wth

Imagine 1v4
And Ur on the wrong site and the bomb has been planted

💀💔

[hexed igloo]

the new dune map is fine tho, definitely an improvement from breeze

[main pecan]

Yea dune is kinda good but it's deadly for the people with fast reflexes

And people who are good with short range gun

Cuz shotgun and a tiny bit of sprinkle of skill u can win

Easily

[rich crow]

Hi

[main pecan]

Hi

Bund marwason?

[rich crow]

What's is going with price on market

[jagged abyss]

Idk lmao

[split marlin]

Wht happened my child 😇

[inner iris]

when will the update come on iphone

[proper gyro]

crash

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Nice crash cymbal

[jagged abyss]

Anyone waiting for butterfly knife default color haha

[crystal geyser]

Bruh wth I can't log into Standoff 2 with my FB account

After the update

Haissssss

[cinder night]

That’s what you get for using Facebook to log into games

Who does that

[split marlin]

Can u boost me?

[cinder night]

Like dawg you actually use Facebook to log into games

[split marlin]

Allies right?

[crystal geyser]

Yea got a problem?

[cinder night]

You deserve it

[cinder night]

Yes I do

[rich crow]

Hello FB_8760

[crystal geyser]

Hmmm whatever floats in ur boat man

[cinder night]

Im happy you can’t log into your account that’s what you get for using Facebook to do it

[crystal geyser]

Lol 😂

[cinder night]

Im laughing At you rn

[rich crow]

Would Zone 9 fit the New Year Party style?

[void bronze]

nah

[hexed igloo]

wilson

[split marlin]

He will ask you for your account password so beware.

😇

[cinder night]

Noooooo

[split marlin]

I asked you to play with me

And you ask for my acc pass

🤧

Tht doesn't even make sense

Why idiot donkey?

You can simply play with any other acc

Hahah

For sure

At least m not asking ppl for thier acc pass

🤣

Ok i don't have time.

Finding
Block button

Lol he also. Asked for yours?

Bro be safe... Or your own risk

😦

[cinder night]

I just watched this old yt video I made of me playing so2 8 months ago and I was terrible

I really thought I was good

[spare snow]

im trying to market flip with dark blues

[whole lotus]

Why everything price went down drastically

Its crazy

This is economy crash

I was about to sacrifice my knife for the spin

[unreal sluice]

?

[whole lotus]

Are you broke

You will risk for scam

If i spin 40x

Its guaranteed knife right

No

[unreal sluice]

No

Because each time is independent from the other

[rich crow]

anyone wanna play allies eu?

cant get outta silver alone

[ivory ice]

How to get good knife

How cheap

[unreal sluice]

lol

:DD

[spare snow]

how does purchase requests work

[rich crow]

The person with the highest order gets the sold item first if the sold item was equal to their set price or anything lower.

[spare snow]

hm

[cerulean marsh]

After 12 spins I believe yes, the total maximum price is 4900 golds or something

For all 12 spins

[spare snow]

[cerulean marsh]

Each time you spin, it removes the item from the wheel and you continue

Each price of one spin also increases

[rich crow]

4820 to be exact.

[cerulean marsh]

Thanks

[spare snow]

4820 gold.... is a lot

[cerulean marsh]

If you're unlucky yeah

[raw kestrel]

Hello, does anyone have a promotional code?

[spare snow]

i have like 0.39 and im new

[cerulean marsh]

SO2HW23

Gives a graffiti

[tough meadow]

believing otherwise is called "the gambler's falacy". Pretty cool you knew that

[cerulean marsh]

Unless you craft - which is also a long time process there's no other way to gain golds unless you buy golds

[spare snow]

ive been selling my skins and trying to flip them, is crafting really good?

[unreal sluice]

No it’s cuz we’re doing different probability distributions in maths haha

Calculating the probabilities of different events

[cerulean marsh]

It is, it's perhaps maybe even the best way to earn golds if you don't wanna spend irl money in game, mind that it may take months though

[spare snow]

im trying to save up for a pc so yeah f2p

[rich crow]

Crafting is not really a great way to start off. I would recommend investing.

[cerulean marsh]

Of course, but even that requires spending money on golds

[spare snow]

how is a beginner supposed to invest if they dont know anything about market

[rich crow]

Well, the battlepass exists. The items you may get can possibly have a good price after sometime of them releasing on the market.

[spare snow]

yea the stickers and chibis

and sprays

[rich crow]

It's a start, of course. So not a massive jump.

[spare snow]

when to they release? a month after bp end?

[rich crow]

That may vary. There's no specific time.

[clear magnet]

Guys

I need help

Someone scammed me

[raven oyster]

you were dead, now you're nothing

🐗

[clear magnet]

What do i do if i get scammed

[rich crow]

sex

[raven oyster]

real

[clear magnet]

YOOOO

Lets gooo

[raven oyster]

you regret

[rich crow]

yes

[bronze grove]

you can report scammer to: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324062-i-was-scammed-can-you-help-me

[rich crow]

no

[raven oyster]

shouldn't the guy who got scammed get banned too,. since he was involved in illegal trading

?

[bronze grove]

Yes, it will be banned.

[raven oyster]

double L

scammed and banned

[bronze grove]

the person who frauded will be banned.

No.

unfortunately..

[barren ibex]

Fr

[sharp oriole]

#📸│photos is it rare to get legies from boxes

[bronze grove]

Axlebolt does not have your account information.

[barren ibex]

1 in 10 million chances

[sharp oriole]

Really?

[barren ibex]

No

[sharp oriole]

Are there any odds anywhere?

Like official odds?

[barren ibex]

They dont give a dam abt your lost skin

[sharp oriole]

No odds ok

[rich crow]

How tf can someone get scammed

☠️

[barren ibex]

Kids

[tough meadow]

getting scammed isn't axlebolt's fault. They clearly say don't fall for in-game messages that claim to be them

[upbeat canopy]

hey everybody

[barren ibex]

Bro got scammed?

Thats skill issue

[void bronze]

damn

bro lost 0.10 gold

[barren ibex]

How much is it

[upbeat canopy]

can someone give me some gold?

[barren ibex]

💀

[void bronze]

i feel you man

[barren ibex]

Never give up bro

You will come back stronger

Air

[void bronze]

i dont lose

i gain weight everyday

yeah

[barren ibex]

I'll sell my awm genesis and buy green mp7

👍

(real)

Uh

[vast escarp]

only the scammer? does that mean the rule about commercial fraud is pointless?

[barren ibex]

If i ever get scammed, im sueing axlebolt for 10 million dollars

🗣️

[vast escarp]

how hard is it to ignore scam

[barren ibex]

If you have 10iq

[vast escarp]

.

10iq customer

[barren ibex]

They better protect my acc

@rich crow its your lucky day, choose a number from 1-10

[scenic crown]

@sour skiff chek inbox

[vast escarp]

they can't magically steal your account unless you try to get free gold on shady websites.. don't share your account details on any unofficial websites or people and you'll be safe

[scenic crown]

@vast escarp can u join a server

Chek dm

[barren ibex]

You're getting 10 parking tickets, enjoy!

[vast escarp]

i can

[barren ibex]

Im never searching for free gold

I got enough

Nah

[vast escarp]

then you're safe

[barren ibex]

Bros about to sue me for 10B dollars

[vast escarp]

"injecting free gold, pls wait"

[barren ibex]

nah

Im white

This wont work

You dont own me

[vast escarp]

scammed

🦥

chicken is the 🐔 in general.. it is both male and female

the cooked meat is also chicken

female chicken is called the hen, male chicken is called the rooster

🦛

[ancient vapor]

hii
do you know how I can get help from a mod?

[vast escarp]

@silk moth @ancient vapor

[ancient vapor]

I got baned, and I dont know how

[vast escarp]

@bronze grove impersonating mod

[frail sage]

Who wanna play competitive

[scenic crown]

@rich crow can u help me

[ancient vapor]

I just want to play 😭

[frail sage]

Ad me id 75600766

Ok

[raven oyster]

deez nutz

i dont even know you

[ancient vapor]

thanks

[frail sage]

Someone if want to play competitive my id 75600766