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Because I think I mean even now I have a really big problem
It's a flipping rat
🐤
And my big problem now is I think it got into my main room too
I am waiting for it to make noise in the other room
🦛
Like
I am not sure
I am staying as still as I can rn
But slouched 🐓
I mean
🦐
I literally breed rats. White ones, idk if they're called rats
I have something not nice to tell you
first got them as pets but they multiplied very quickly. Then I found out I can sell them
Although fresh rats sound healthier
🐔
I mean
Dude I am absolutely terrified rn
of rats?
Of the rat having entered my room
That I sleep in
Nah dude aint no way it's here
I hear really slight noises
Nahhh there was a sound cue of it scratching the door from the other room
Nah bro aint no way
I refuse to believe I got tricked and it got here
I've killed multiple black ones that run around in my room
Why tf would you have rats as your pet? 🦛
needed something else to do instead of just coding/studying all day. Should've gotten a dog instead
but at least they're making me passive income
I don't even know where it is
Like I could literally almost never sleep in this room again
just look for it. Is your room that big
hunt it down
Yes yes yes YES
Nah bro that's another story for another time
🐔
I would need a gun and that's still not enough
🐓
@tough meadow got a good video player on android?
Nice shoong
vlc
nice pig
I can now sleep 10% better
hm, is mx player also good?
Knowing it has not reached this room yet


Popodak street sign
He has priority
Because he walks slower
heard of it being better of vlc just gathering some opinions
ui is very outdated tho
Oh yeah wanna mention now randomly how stretches help with pains
@devout bobcat join garden nab
My tibialis anterior muscle swells really badly when I walk
After a while
But if I do likeee
Forward lean heel stretches before, it prevents it
Vlc is ad free, open source, supports more video formats and has more options
🦕
Like how you have to public shame zhxrm to communicate instead of dm where he probably doesn't respond
🐓
I’m the most talkative person in my group. 
When is the new update??
This month 32, at 26:00
Ok
Chupen el pico giles culiaos
Best way to share a color accurately but it's still not accurate if you have LCD
Uh yeaaa it's a little more #33719e at minimum brightness now
🐓
Dang

Now it's #6b96c7 at minimum brightness
7:00 to 7:30 goes crazy
0 to 100 real quick yo
🐔🫴

Yoo I kid you not the sky is a whopping #87bdff at minimum brightness now
🐓
Bouta drop one for max brightness
Hold your horses lads
Houuuuu mamaa
#1a2530 for the max brightness gang
🐓🤙
Amoled gang you'll love this one
I finna be watching the sky at 7:26 am
And translating the color for yall for free
Better tune in
You're in for a treat
🐔
As we hit the 7:27 am mark, the minimum brightness gang has been officially surpassed in real-time brightness
This marks the end for minimum brightness gang
A random guy just tuned in my walkie-talkie. 
Wdhm “Set C cancel”
I ain’t a drive thru employee.
You may be thinking, nahh jit tripping, what is blud yapping about
But I got the skibidi gyatt camera 4k rizz to prove it
😹
I think you took a picture of the sky and are showing it next to the sky
Nah
🦐🤙
I went to wschools

Color picker
Damn bro u think I got the wubba lubba dub dub retina vision 16k skibidi Leroy Jenkins mlg michael rosen rizzurection camera?
Cuz you'd be daamn wrong
I do

Anyway
As I was saying 7 -7:30 am goes crazy
0-100 real quick
😮💨
Well as the clock is approaching 7:42 I am still unemployed
🐓🐔
Uh huh
Yuh uh
buh uh


Mfw arguing with local people about boycotting brands. 
lmao
Hello
we have shotguns
🦕
You've got knifed by a bronze
Guys I want a suggestion
kill me

so you're the bronze

Will u help?
I have an account which is my main but it's common stats KD is low it's 0.9 so clan are not accepting me. Although my rank stats are good.
Don't tell me you got dumpee
So should I make a new acc?
tell them you have a good comp kd. ez
If your account doesn't have something important, you can switch if it's just a Google id
That’s their problem. 
Picky type.
The Don't
Then how I can get a clan
🥲
Given how hard Legendary skins are to get
Make one and advertise. 🐓
Make sure your clan can attract a lot of players by being unique at least.
Cough DD
Broo



Money
its mine
🙂
Hey
I'm not sure I came on discord to find that out

What region
Sg ?
Do u play on Netherlands or France
It's nostalgic bro I remember when I played standoff 1 in 2017 and 16
Nh
who want go allies?
Too lagy
Me
Nice pfp
75600766 add me
Region?
He plays Netherlands
yes
alr
Il go bro
anybodyelse want?
alr
go train
please help
🥲
who want to go allies with me?

Why allies?
Play death matches to get the controls to hand
And when you got comfortable with controls then play defuse
And when u got a little good in defuse
Start playing ranked

When will be able to sell items from sunstrike collection?
Ok ty
People in the so2 discord server after asking normal users questions only the devs would know 🤪😎😎🚗
you get used to it
I literally don't care
Ok that’s it

@cinder night are you black
Look in DMs
Yes
blocked.
based
¯_(ツ)_/¯
"mods, crush his skull"
Why isn’t nobody chanting with me
ok
Ok but why is this dude being racist

danke🚬
Hey it’s my dawg @tough meadow how’s it going
Cause people think pretending to be racist is funny
good zaza
It’s messed up


Nothing much
You doing good?
Yep yep
Good to hear

If you guys are wondering why I’m up so late is because I have to go on a trip
For me it’s 3:00 and I’m getting ready rn because we gonna leave
Hi
yeah
Update today????

any allies?
sup fellas
i was just touching grass
those days
now im back at it
gonna pump more content
i ofc will try
yes
i have 2 houses there and family there
Touching grass?
How dare you
You betrayed me
greek
man wat can i do when my gf just was like
a yeah this week ill be in ur house
Ok
yes
But why go outside
and a axlebolt office
Ew outside
going with friends and have fun
I haven’t seen sunlight in months
came back to the game after a while and realised i had had a sticker worth 10000 gold
Another reason why I hate the outdoors is because I’m always busy modding discord servers
same
the gas mask one
even 2021 having a ancient m9 being 1.3k
Marge
now 6k
i was suprised it was that one
Homer
ez
on me
W
truee
ill uplaod later
plssss 20gold
the gun skin
That's me
U coming back to the game?
im playin csgo mostly


i use to play this competitivly
halloween update today?
had to retire
ah
what if he actually decided to add this on 2.3 and then we gotta wait another 10 years
nah he wont do big updates from now on
and he will have workers
he said
cuz 2.2 was in development since even before 2.1
wait...
im goated
imagine fr
When standoff 2 update out
we dont know
this is me btw :3 even if you care ^_^
I think it's gonna be on tuesday
They are uploading a video rn
Lmao i just reported a Cheater in so2 support
didnt knew that cheaters can join a full 5v5 room
There's a video coming in 10 or 15 mins
Did anyone get something good in this battle pass !?
I got a deagle and Oasis sticker
selling stickers = profit
I got 4 stattrack serpent
lucky
Dayum
What knofe yall get !?
Well I didn't buy the pass
dawg i dont have gold pass 😭
Srry for yall
like i have the enough money to buy it heh
It's the Halloween one it's always worth it
And it'll be comparatively cheaper I guess, the price is also something to look out for
Gloves most prolly
doe subject x come with a medal or pass
Most of em are scamms
?
of course
I think so
not all of them
i won once but banned after saying slurs
It has to come with a medal
i hope so
When update?
What's yall current rank !?
Elite
gold 3
silver 2 on allies
Unlucky
not in a mood for comp these days
I just want skull stickers
didnt bought full pas cause medal didnt look that great
subject x medal full will look great
i hope
90945096 Y4NNI
I got the silver one
Tbh the sound on fang is quite annoying
I think its enou6
Xd 😂😂
I got the obsidian one hbu !?
Damascus fang is cool too
i wanted obsidian
The one with gold and white !?
cant post pic
grey and gold
gold and white is the flare
guys who want to play allies?
good morning!
I have if you want I can send to you
Let's play allies?
@safe iris u wanna play in 1h
hello rosie @unreal sluice
The update is online
🍻
🍻
lol still not appearing in my play stores
UPDAte
What server u on !?
lmao
i thought update releases 5 days after trailer release
southern
France is most active one
ayo
New updat
the spin is back
Halloween update js dropped
Fr!?
yeah
suprised we didn't had one in sunstrike
Hope it got good stuff cause imma be spending the life of my acc onit
found a match lol
well there was a leaked spin
yea
Bsahtek
hru delta
👌
How abt the skins !?
log in for abit then nap
bp skins in market?
doubt
nice
Haii and also hello @primal rain
yeah sadly :c
Xd 😂
New episode of shield hero was good
the video will begin
in this game can u create free custom tdm room like codm
The vid still loading
I think so
who wanna be my alies gold 1+ europe
m4, ak12, g22, m40 and gloves
LETS goooooooo
yea
stickers
looks cool
and deagle
Iamgine
Half gloves of full !?
full
ok what
Do they cover the fingers too or nah. ?
wha?
bruh

Rise
in spin you can get fang, deagle, p90, and shotgun
New update?

Gimme sooome
Is ingame vc fixed
yoo the update is out
full gloves :DDD
ok updates done
Where patchnotes
lets gooooo
no iOS update?
I guess no 
Is the game broken
bruh
I can't open it
no cw with my clan ig
Update it
I think they updated it for Android
Is there new PRomocodes?
Yup
When update comes out in iphone?
iOS?
okay

💀
💀
isnt it better to just release to ios first and when it gets accepted then release to android instantly
💀
iOS is arabile?
Ios getting the update 2 or 3 days later
:((
Yeah
fax 🧛
It could be today it could be tomorrow you never know
Bad update doesn't load
golds each spin
Habilajw 🗣️🤖🗿
🐤
Not always
nah man i aint wasting golds if im only getting awful things
because they on android lol
you can also use random skin selection for knifes and gloves
🤝🐍
Promo code
Too many people downloading at one time
Try later or tomorrow
I hope the servers can handle it 
They can't like any other update
Bad update 🎶
season 5 update crashed the server lol

Same
Ikr
same
it will be next halloween while standoff 2 is updated
Do y’all remember the Winter Update?
500mbps download speed but it takes 5 mins for it to reach 0.2% 😭😭😭
The servers 💀
its stuck on 0.1%
That doesn’t sound good 
I wonder if the sunstrike skins are already on market rn
To join in the game need infinity years
Thousand people downloading at the same time Your internet speed is like 0.01mbsp
🤣🤣🤣
💀
They gonna announce if they are
Ye like they always do
I didn't know about that cuz I just recently came back to so2 around this month
I didn't know they would announce when battle pass skins drop on market
servers kinda dead
Good to know
Truly
Fix em
sure
Yea i downloaded it in 1 sec
I can't
Skill issue ig
For some reason it downloads 0.1mb every couple of seconds
i wonder what is that 1.8gb
Like I'm in the game and it needs to download 500mb more than play store's update
But it just won't
Mode, battle pass etc
Ehh. Pretty much everyone's getting the same thing
Maybe Halloween update or something
no way
I'm specifying that the play store update worked but the in-game one doesn't
0.5mb in 10 minutes
They waiting halloween to update this
Is market place down for anyone
2.3 gb total
Yes me too why ?
The servers probably broke
When you're in game you are downloading the update from so2 servers which are slow af
idk , probably bug or smth
Maybe there's lots of people downloading at the same time and servers can't handle it
Ok that's nice 🐈🐈
Thats what am sayyyiin
maybe
i dont get why competitive doesn't start for me
I wonder why the update just isn't included in the play store version
Why do we have to update from their servers too
I wait for like 3-4min for matchmaking and it still doesn't start
yea i know 
We out here can't open the game and he is out there trying to find a game
Yeah I guess their potato servers just can't handle it
wht happened for yall
Update
It should probably fix itself in a day
More
Maybe a couple of hours too
1,3 mb💀
bro so2 brokey google play
In the middle of the night works best when no one is online
i think the new skin on akr is arcane 
We need new standoff 2 servers
literally everything downloads at 300kbps
we need
They won't do it (it costs money)
Market place is down
The servers were already horrible
Because the aggressor always had the advantage
Because of the way lag works in standoff 2
And now the servers just broke down
this happens every time
Fr
Haha jokes on you literally wait 30 minutes to matchmaking dune
Work for me now
50 ping on netherland and 100+ in match 
When the summer update came out at least it somewhat worked
Now it doesn't work at all
It's good for meee it's loading
like he said, not gonna happen. Search up what Ruby (dev) has said about so2's servers
@tough meadow can a game disrupt an entire app store download speed?
what did he say
Finally fast
and how the players with 200 ping+ are on the turkey ,poland region?
What have they said
Finally the upd is loading
Nah thats a you problem
i can literally download from any sources and yet still be in 200mbps speed
Not for me :(
Batonas Pitt 
Idk about you but i downloaded it in about 1 minute
dude he said a bunch. Just look it up here yourself. It's all on this server
Who said it
The download stuck at 36% bruh
tried to download vlc
like slow it down?
Mine is 53,8
ruby. He's a dev here
fr everyone has a different problem 😭
on google play or in the game?
Give me the full name
Don't just say ruby
And expect me to know
Swipe left and you will see her
only 240mb left 😭
Inside the game
Ruby Sparks
Are you stupid or something
ok
Right actually
bro just swipe lol
Its not hard its on top and nobody is else is called ruby
Any phoenix/ranger wanna play comp I need one person
Someone else is
Haven't seen anything regarding servers from ruby so idk
I mean sure if the game's using up a significant amount of bandwidth
Swipe to the left i meant
Use search option
Anyone else having trouble downloading the update
Yup
I'm stuck on 0.5%
Axlebolt needs new servers man
Lol
@zinc salmon
They were bad before but now they completely broke down
Lol
Nothing in huawei
@zinc salmon
Try using her discord name sekunda.
they're frying sausage with servers
.what happeend to the market place
I just told you I did
Damn that's old
Game is dead they shutting it down
Probably why I couldn't find it
What server ru guys talkin abt?
Oh
Jk
Lol

The same thing happens with every pass they shut down all servers because there will be new pricing.
That's why I don't update rn I am waiting
this halloween update is late like fr why did they even released it?
is the game not loading for yall either?
same
Halloween hasn't even started yet
so2 servers fighting for its life like every big update
game is dead rn lol it doesnt load that 500mb thing
It wasn't like this when the summer update released
avg Russian game
the biggest progress ever in ≈30 min
It just died today
Changba wanna play comp?
One day they gonna burst in flames
🥹🥺
We need to buy gold so axlebolt can get new servers man
lmao
☠️
TicTac ,KentApk
What's tht?
YouTubers I think
are there any new codes
Standoff 2 YouTubers
lmao you don't know about these 2 YouTubers?
I used to watch tictac years ago
Nah
They are Russian
That's why
me too
Bro the new gloves are the best looking ones in the game
are there any new codes?
I wish standoff 2 had more English players
Apperantly they are the biggest so2 youtubers
Only Russians everywhere
it says 5 days bruh
Russian game whatchu expext
Fr
russian kids on all regions xdd
Fair enough but idk I just wish because the game is really good
I watch TicTac even though I don’t understand anything that he says 💀
Yeah like just stay on Russian regions ffs
Yea man unbelievable
To stop being toxic and stop being 8 y kids
are there any new codes man?
Wish they had some kind of filter to split the russian with the rest of the world
same 
No-one's giving an answer so stop asking it every 5 seconds
That sound kinda racist tho
Yeah I see first standoff chanel that have a million subs
Nah
bro I'm just asking
The Russian kids are so bad at the game I want competent temmates
are there?
Hahahaha
12.1% this is the progress in 5 minutes
The Russian kids are both blind and deaf
SO2S6DUNE which gives Graffiti "Sunstrike"
I'm stuck there too
Idk separating humans just because they have different nationality sound racist
new codes
thx
Not because of their nationality but rather because of their stupidity, also Russians aren't a race
KentAPK bro his is crazy he got thousands of gold
nope
Good one xD
Just put a id verification on game start fr
If it works, it's new
"arcane in first spin"
Hi everyone
i think we need to wait 2 hours to f download 517 mb
Dwang
If there is a russian server then why do they play on the Turkish server?
Update stuck at 12,1%
bro i only got mp5 😭
Norway
Ya bi siiii
Not only Turkish servers, they play on every server
Bc they have better ping
I think
lmao
Just download it when its night exactly when nobody is playing the dead game
Skins sellable?
when the update will be here on ios?
what the
golds increasing every spin???
100 yıl cumhuriyet Kutlu olsun. 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
if i play on Rusia ,the players just kill me after walls
? Huh dead game?
Timezones exist, not everyone has night at the same time
tru
Tru
wth are these servers 💀
I remember once playing standoff 2 with my cousin at 1 am, didn't even know he was awake
Use central standard time zone
Lol
axlebolt uses the servers to prepare breakfast
Potato servers
I wonder what's going on at axlebolt rn
Are they trying to fix the servers maybe
They chillin
Axlebolt servers are about as good as Roblox servers, breaking down every day
Just waiting to everyone to get off the game for the servers to become stable again
It's closer to west Russia
Russian kids don't know what servers are so they choose random one
What th hek
@hallow phoenix u have champion on comp?
Uninstall to fix
Tried that
It works trust the proccess
U sure?
waste another 1 hour
?
guys i think Axlebolt make tiktok videos
It doesnt work
Shhhh he doesnt have to know
I tried thar
Lol
That's standoff 2 servers for ya 🔥 💯




