💬│english-chat

[cedar raft]

Nah

[cedar raft]

Alcohol or water?

[tough meadow]

people can't even last a week without water

[cedar raft]

Thats why i asked

[tough meadow]

dude great to hear. Takes a lot to get over alcohol

(if that's what you mean)

[cedar raft]

I doubt it

[hidden wolf]

Is there gonna be a halloween update

?

[cedar raft]

Gotta be

[hidden wolf]

What do u think we gonna get?

[cedar raft]

Zombies i hope

and a new gamemode

Like always

[hidden wolf]

Any collection?

[cedar raft]

Maybe

[frozen elm]

standoff 2

[paper tangle]

standoff 2

[paper tangle]

[frozen elm]

danke

🚬mfffffffhhjjjjjjj ahhhhhjjjjjj

good zaza

[paper tangle]

good zaza

[cedar raft]

HEH vaaas?

[frozen elm]

bathe yourself

[cedar raft]

Fr

Kind words

[cedar raft]

You should love yourself NOW

[frozen elm]

i don't

[cedar raft]

Take peace of that oxygen

[frozen elm]

piece*

a piece* btw

do you even know how it goes

[cedar raft]

Piece brother i dont want no fight

[frozen elm]

sorry

😭

[cedar raft]

Now behave

[rich crow]

Worst game evereth made 🗣️🗣️

[frozen elm]

strandoff 4.7

[rain yew]

Hello

I have a bug I want to report

Very weird bug, players couldnt see me and I couldnt see 3 players on their team(TDM BUG)

And when I killed someone it didnt seem like they knew about it cuz there were still gunshots and they were getting kills from their “ghost” (it happened only once but still)

I mean.. 1 kill but still, means they werent actually dead

I have a clip also

I was just getting ready to play first defuse of my day and this weird bug happened

Enemys teams kills were just adding up without anyone being killed too

Ax?

@silk kraken

[frank vine]

Dear Standoff 2 Team,

Please add a feature on duel mode to end the game as soon as one of the player left the game. There's plenty coward players who ran away as soon as they lost to round 7.

I hope this message reaches the game dev, so I would appreciate other members reactions and replies. Thank you 🙏

[silk kraken]

you can report it here https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[rain yew]

Thank you

[paper tangle]

what if I gave some to you

[silk kraken]

in game or on discord?

[frozen elm]

sorry i just can't

[paper tangle]

ill just give some zaza

[frozen elm]

😍zazer!!!!!!

[paper tangle]

das me

[silk kraken]

yes

[jagged pendant]

who want play allies

im bronze

[rich crow]

Yo

[hidden wolf]

@paper tangle

[rich crow]

Hello

[paper tangle]

Yes?

[hidden wolf]

Can u comr dms

[paper tangle]

Just send it

[hidden wolf]

Its an pic

[hexed gorge]

@sterile trout

[sterile trout]

yessir

[rich crow]

d(x;s)>t

|x+s|>t

[rich crow]

(s+t)÷2=x

[opaque vector]

ayo

how much the bp m16 skin could go for?

[peak grove]

Like

At start

Would be like 200+ golds

[thick talon]

Is this game still okay? 2yrs ago has so many cheater up until I came back😩

[peak grove]

I didnt see cheaters for long ago

But, a lot of smurfing ppl

[thick talon]

Silver up so many, spam dropping ak47 like a fountain before the match starts.

[peak grove]

XD

[peak grove]

Just find a team and everythihng will be ezz

[thick talon]

Even if he's on my side I don't enjoy winning

[peak grove]

Why?

How many hours U have in game?@thick talon

[cerulean marsh]

Frr

Golden lobbies at least make sum sense

But once u got missranked and u gotta crawl your way up again is one hell of a headache w randoms

They all got no game sense or whatsoever

[thick talon]

232

[cerulean marsh]

That's rather specific ngl

[peak grove]

I have 1200+ ......

[unreal sluice]

I’m sick so I’m staying home from school today

[thick talon]

even though I'm lowrank, I just want to have some fun. I ain't going to any international stage anyway to grind up. just want to spend spare time laying rather than opening CS2 on pc. 😩

[peak grove]

Yeah, I get randoms who dont even have basic knowledge

[peak grove]

Get better soon

🫶

[unreal sluice]

Thx

[peak grove]

Chat deAd

[rugged trail]

Hi

[rich crow]

[wanton monolith]

bru why dont i have the redeem code thingy

[eternal forum]

it’s for android

if you have iPhone

you go to the site

[peak grove]

Sup

[wanton monolith]

aw man

that’s racist

iphone lives matter

[peak grove]

Nah

[eternal forum]

meh

[wanton monolith]

how dare u ..

[eternal forum]

no (I have iPhone)

[wanton monolith]

yea ( trynna higher my iphone 6s’s dignity )

[eternal forum]

6 is wild

[wanton monolith]

na just playin

11 but still wild

[sick cave]

Just go to store.standoff2.com

[elfin quiver]

The game cheated me of money, I still haven't received the gold from the deposit package

it's really great

[sick cave]

Click on restore transaction button and wait 48 hours

[elfin quiver]

I have done that many times

[worthy maple]

@unreal sluice

After what episode do I watch Naruto the last movie

?

[unreal sluice]

After shippuden ends

[elfin quiver]

I've been waiting for it for almost 4 days

[mossy ore]

Give me one reason why I am at silver in 2v2

[elfin quiver]

I can't even email the game maker when they don't leave email

it's really disappointing

[mossy ore]

Aight

[maiden cradle]

n word allowed?

[peak grove]

Ofc no

[eternal forum]

obviously yes

[peak grove]

@maiden cradle dont listen Rocky

[maiden cradle]

aye aye sir

[worthy maple]

Ohh does it have the story why Naruto cut his hair?

[peak grove]

Duck came

[eternal forum]

let’s say it together

[worthy maple]

who are you?

I do not recognize you

[peak grove]

Why I get pinged??

[peak grove]

Im fl1p, orange cat....

[worthy maple]

Wait

furry?

we different

[peak grove]

Nah

[worthy maple]

you a human in a costume

?

[peak grove]

Yesn't

🙂

[worthy maple]

bro who are youuuu

[peak grove]

Man...

[worthy maple]

I remember cat

[peak grove]

Im Fl1p, i had orange cat pfp with blue eyes

[worthy maple]

but you ain't a cat

[peak grove]

Yes, im him

[worthy maple]

You are a fox

[peak grove]

I changed pic

[peak grove]

No

[worthy maple]

Imposter

[peak grove]

This is cat too

[worthy maple]

Bro that looks like a Pokemon

Pikachu and some random ahh pokemon from a previous gen

combined

[peak grove]

It is

[peak grove]

Nahh

[worthy maple]

Name?

[peak grove]

His name is "Jolteon"

[worthy maple]

i still don't believe you are the cat

🤔

Same name

Different perspective

[peak grove]

Hahah

XD

[sterile seal]

Lie

[mossy ore]

Wtf

There is some scammer DMing me

The DM says: we have a cheat for SO2 click on the link and get the cheat

[maiden cradle]

sure

[peak grove]

Block him

Don't click on random links

@mossy ore

[hollow totem]

Estonia had a bomb threat

Very pro

[brittle knoll]

Eel eel eel

🐍

[worthy maple]

Chamnga

@tough meadow

[tough meadow]

yea?

[rugged trail]

Hi guys

[worthy maple]

What episode do I watch Naruto the last movie

?

[tough meadow]

wut? Finish shippuden, with or without fillers, then watch the last movie

[tough meadow]

yoyo

[rugged trail]

Sup dude

@tough meadow

[tough meadow]

doing ok

[solid sedge]

does Standoff 2 automatically ban iOS devices that are jailbroken?

Just got banned now because of this...

[tough meadow]

yep

[tough meadow]

finished shippuden?

[solid sedge]

Man.. wtf..

I was literally just playing team death match and got banned out of no where

[tough meadow]

well tough luck. You can try making an appeal but it prolly won't work

[solid sedge]

Yeah I'm trying on their website right now

This sucks. Had that account for years and spent money

Since when did they start banning jailbroken devices? I played on my jailbroken ipad like last year and never got banned

[rugged trail]

Nice

[worthy maple]

I already finished it

I'm rewatching it already

[worthy maple]

I didn't skip any fillers

[tough meadow]

ok then you're safe to watch the last movie

[worthy maple]

Ok

[jaunty delta]

When is season ending

[mossy ore]

Ikr

[brittle knoll]

Your pig is running

[peak grove]

What number you get?

1001?

1002?

@solid sedge

[solid sedge]

Doesnt say a number for me

[bronze grove]

[solid sedge]

Just says this device has been banned

"Your device has been banned"

Was I suppose to get a number?

[tough meadow]

yea they're called ban codes. It tells you what you got banned for

[solid sedge]

I never got a number. Here's how it went: I was playing TDM and my device was freezing every time I got close to the enemies, then it eventually froze permanently, so I exited the game, restarted it, logged in, then saw the ban message

i assume the initial ban pop-up was suppose to show up in-game? but since i closed out of my game i never saw it?

[daring oyster]

Who want play singapore region anyone?

[peak grove]

Re - login than

[cedar raft]

I wish i knew

[solid sedge]

every time i log in, it says that

[novel ibex]

How much y'all think the full gold fang gonna be

[novel torrent]

idk like around 1500 maybe

[novel ibex]

Oh shii hopefully

Bec if it is imma sell my karambit claw for it

[sick cave]

Rooted device won't get any ban code

It'll say your device has been banned

[novel torrent]

i dont think thats a good idea cuz furious case is rising in price and so are the skins

[sick cave]

Which means, You can no longer use that device to play the game

[novel ibex]

Yea but I won't be using it bec I have it on my TR side and I need a gold knife for my TR side

[solid sedge]

😢

[novel torrent]

so ur selling a 5k knife cuz it doesnt match the TR side?

[sour star]

lol

[novel ibex]

Pretty much bec I like the fang I have bec my nebula karambit won't come close to that knife

But why is the full golden deagle highest price possible

[sour star]

its nameless

[novel ibex]

?

[sour star]

nameless r either gift
box or comp drop

nameless collection

[novel ibex]

Nah the deagle same name as golden fang

[sour star]

but its nearly unobtainable

the drop chance of the deagle in a comp game is about 0.0000000006

around that

[novel ibex]

Why is there one in market

[rich crow]

2 *

[sour star]

those guys got rlly luck

lucky

[novel ibex]

Dam

[sour star]

or they r some axlebolt investors

etc

cuz most of the people who get it r alr rich

[sick cave]

Which one you talking about?

[novel ibex]

So what are the chances of the golden fang being that outrageous price

[sour star]

bc the drop rate is about 0.00000006

%

[novel ibex]

What you think golden fang gonna go for

[sick cave]

1k-2k probably

[novel ibex]

Imma have to sell my claw and buy more skins that matches my themes for my TR and CT side

[novel torrent]

theres 3, one ytber shahid got 2

[sour star]

id rather hold the claw

since the claw will go up in price even more

[novel ibex]

When

[sour star]

unlike the fang which is gonna hit a certain price and stay for a very long time

[novel torrent]

in like next 2-3 updates when fable will be removed

[sour star]

just hold maybe 2 seasons more

[novel ibex]

I really need that fang for my TR side bec I have nebula and the purple fang just no knife to match tr

Bec try is all gold

Or black and gold

[sick cave]

Which glove?

[novel ibex]

Onix tr and grunge for ct

[novel torrent]

obsidian fang will prolly be the most expensive

[sour star]

grunge gloves what?

[sick cave]

Maybe the pink glove

[sour star]

i dont remember a grunge glove

[novel ibex]

The neon pink and blue

[sick cave]

Punk glove

[sour star]

punk you mean?

[novel ibex]

I though punk was the cloth wrap gloves

Mine full gloves

[sour star]

yh the punk

[novel ibex]

No

[sour star]

the blue on the fingertips one ye?

[sick cave]

Yea, that pink wrap glove is called raider

Punk is the full glove

[novel ibex]

Thank punk I though it was grunge bec it's same color as the lmg

[sick cave]

Grunge is the name of that dual daggers

[sour star]

[weary tartan]

Anyone wanna play stand off 2 :p

[sour star]

school

[novel ibex]

Typo

[weary tartan]

Oh okay 👌

[sour star]

[novel ibex]

Supposed to say than

Not thanks

[sour star]

nah np

[novel ibex]

But yea ig the punk ones I have nebula or the black and purple fang for that side

I just need Damascus and golden fang for TR

[weary tartan]

Why are the knife so expensive :v

[sour star]

yk you could just sell nebula and onyx for champ w aureate

@novel ibex

[sick cave]

Relic fang might be the most expensive amongst them all but looking at how the Russian community hype up the golden fang, the gold one could be the most expensive one

[novel ibex]

No I like my Onix gloves

[novel ibex]

How it's so ugly

[sick cave]

Because it's a patterned base skin I guess

[novel ibex]

I think it will be lesses priced

[sour star]

relic is the cyan one?

[sick cave]

Well, I just want the golden fang

[sick cave]

Yep

[sour star]

aha

[novel ibex]

Yea the blue cyan with orange texture

[sour star]

i want aureate or the yellow white one

[novel ibex]

Serpent

[sick cave]

Aureate and the purple one for me

[novel ibex]

I got obsidian

[sick cave]

I think he meant the flare

[novel ibex]

I think that's the black one with pink tip

[sour star]

no the crackier one

w out patterns

[sick cave]

Yes

[novel ibex]

One with snake on it?

[sick cave]

No, Flare

The one without pattern

[sour star]

no the snake is serpent

the one that was literally made for champ

[novel ibex]

I don't remember flare

[sour star]

its the one w like glass shards

yellow n white

[novel ibex]

Oh I remember now

[proper gyro]

Aurate, Obsidian, Flare

non patterns

[novel ibex]

I love the sound and animation for fang

[midnight lodge]

How do I report someone?

[novel ibex]

Your mom

[midnight lodge]

Or speak to an ADM to unban my account

[sour star]

the best knife sound is actually default bc it makes the least

noise

when pulled out

[novel ibex]

I'm not worried about noise

I don't swap much anyways only when I trying to rush to a point and than go silent to listen for players

I may sell claw and get snad skitter fn and golden claw and nebula awm

[sour star]

bad investment

[solid sedge]

you play with a jailbroken device?

or rooted device?

[novel ibex]

Not trying to invest just enjoy skins for my themes

[sick cave]

Sound like my spatula

[sour star]

i mesn if u holf

if u hold

[novel ibex]

?

[sour star]

i can gain mire gold from claw and get those skins for cheaper

[sick cave]

It is what it is

[novel ibex]

I'm confused

[sick cave]

[novel ibex]

Well I'm not aware of when exactly prices changes

[sick cave]

In the future, He'll be wishing that he never sold that karambit claw

[sour star]

yh u dont have ti worry its just that youll prolly make profite if u hold

[sour star]

he fr will

[sick cave]

Been there, done that

[novel ibex]

Not really had it for about a year and want something new

[sick cave]

My thoughts when I sold my autumn, geometric and neuro glove 🧠

[sick cave]

😭

[sour star]

back when they were like 3k i bought and sold for like 100G profit

[novel ibex]

All I care about is how my loadout looks now how much skins go for pretty much it bec it's not like I'll get much out of selling my acc

[teal dome]

You can’t sell skins on the server

Read the rules #📖│server-rules

Read the rules #📖│server-rules

[sick cave]

Whatever, You do you 🤷🏻

[teal dome]

You’ll be muted

Mods are immediately muting them

[novel ibex]

Well just have to see how much the golden fang is

[teal dome]

I’m not a helper

Send me link, I will report him

[novel ibex]

What is this dude even crying about

[teal dome]

Read the rules N.2

#📖│server-rules

XD

[novel ibex]

Bec your not allowed to in the server

You are bec your spamming to report someone for you breaking rules

[sick cave]

Let's be honest, No one's going to buy that overpriced glove and knife of yours if they can actually get it for a cheaper price @hazy mesa

[novel ibex]

Exactly

No one gonna buy bec they lose prophet

[sick cave]

I know very well that there's a people with 10k+ gold and won't be willing to spend on random people like u

[novel ibex]

I wouldn't even buy it I would go for the lesser option or just substitute a skin instead

[sick cave]

I would buy it if it's to help my friend

Have you ever thought about them being their friends?

[novel ibex]

Well that's you honestly I can just substitute a skin that the same color

[sour star]

@sick cave gimme some gold im ur friend:)

[sick cave]

Well, Whatever, Not my problem, I'd just buy gold if I really need it, Not gonna beg from the rich for gold 🤷🏻

[sick cave]

Bro is richer than me ☠️

[vocal adder]

what does v7 stands for

[novel ibex]

Aye if I sell one of my CT side knives and I don't have enough would you buy some of my skins depending how much off I can from golden fang

[sick cave]

No difference, I'd buy cheap tec 9 and beg from the rich to buy it for 3k

How's that not begging?

[vocal adder]

what team? genuinely wondering :)

[sick cave]

My point still right that people would buy a cheaper option than your overpriced knife

[novel ibex]

Bro no one want your skins for outrageous price end of topic dude if you want to go scam some lil kid go on ahead you'll just be looked down apon when people find out

[sand sundial]

Hey

[novel ibex]

It is bec your over priced all your skins and no one gonna want to scroll all the way down just to find them and buy them

[vocal adder]

i mean i literally created that tag and that team kek

not that u cant use it

[novel ibex]

No one cares about Fortnite

[vocal adder]

oh wtf,then its a diff thing,thought u came from mobile

sorry

[sour star]

sell ur fortnite acc and buy gold

ez

[sand sundial]

Isn’t sharing = caring ?

[novel ibex]

Exactly

[novel ibex]

How much you wanna bet he over priced it too

[sour star]

what if i didnt care

[sand sundial]

😭💀

No one play Fortnite anymore , better hurry

[novel ibex]

Bec you spend all your money on v bucks no doubt why you can't afford gold so you over price your skins that no one gonna buy

[sand sundial]

Bro it is 15$ to buy battlepass😭💀

It is ain’t even expensive

[sour star]

new acc cheaper skins still making money

[novel ibex]

I get people begging me for a $6 battle pass on codm that's nothing

[autumn hinge]

Trade

[prisma cargo]

ê

[sand sundial]

Bro 😭

Like how 15$ is expensive

[novel ibex]

Than why beg people to buy your over priced skins

[sand sundial]

For me it is 15$ ?

[novel ibex]

Close to $20 $15 isn't even enough to get a full meal anymore

[sand sundial]

Huh? 15$ is enough to get a full meal I guess

[novel ibex]

Came to all the chats whining that your post hot taken down bec you didn't read the rules not to mention you said it yourself when you said

[novel ibex]

No it isn't these days how prices went up it isn't

[sand sundial]

I could buy a full meal for 2 people for 15$ 💀

[novel ibex]

Just to eat at a fast food restaurant it's over $20 now

[sand sundial]

You’re probably from Los Angeles or somewhere

[novel ibex]

If your buying the cheap items maybe

[sand sundial]

Idk, I eat protein , chicken and rice, is it cheap?

[novel ibex]

I'm not I live in Mississippi a small state and it's still over priced

[novel ibex]

Depends on where you get it

[sour star]

im in europe

no wonder that u dont csre

[sand sundial]

I get it from different shops every time .

[sour star]

care

if u seel ur knife

or not

sell

[novel ibex]

At least your not in Venezuela

[cedar raft]

My mom claims it is illegal to litter and now we are taking it to court

[novel ibex]

Different shops different prices

[sour star]

well over here in eu 3k gold is 34€

so about 40 usd

[novel ibex]

Almost $40 usd

[sand sundial]

The difference is not more than 3 dollars , u probably eat pizza for every meal 😭💀

[tough meadow]

over someone else littering?

[novel ibex]

Actually I don't

[sand sundial]

Well 15$ is enough for a full meal

[cedar raft]

Ofc

[tough meadow]

well good luck I guess

[sour star]

💀💀

[cedar raft]

My dad lost the house because of betting

We are getting evicted from our apartment too

[novel ibex]

Cheat food yea for a actual meal it's about $25 you probably eat off branded crap reason why it's so cheap that or you just eat chicken and rice everyday and nothing else which is why you probably brought up eating pizza everyday bec your subconsciously triggered by it so you took it out on someone else

[sour star]

ur nothing like ur bio💀

[sand sundial]

Nah I don’t eat chicken and rice everyday , I just gotta eat protien too much , and I do have cheat meal , well wdym by a cheap brand chicken 😭

[sour star]

that sounded so agressive

[novel ibex]

Wym

[sand sundial]

“In my peaceful life with my partner” 😭

Chicken is chicken , idk wdym

[sour star]

@novel ibex

[sand sundial]

I don’t eat at kfc

[novel ibex]

You really need to do better research my friend

[sand sundial]

Bruh 😭

I buy chicken , and my homies cook it for me (idk how to cook)

So idk wdym

[cedar raft]

Then you eat something else

[sand sundial]

I just eat healthy

😎

[cedar raft]

Thats what i said

🥹

[novel ibex]

There are always off branded products even with meat and just bec you eat chicken not completely "healthy"

[cedar raft]

Eating grass is healthy

[sour star]

how glad i am to live in austria

[cedar raft]

You should try

[sour star]

[novel ibex]

Lol the upside down Florida

[cedar raft]

Cows love that stuff

[sand sundial]

Bruh , they get a chicken , and they get it ready for me to cook it , I don’t get frozen meat

[sand sundial]

Nah dude 😭

Prob some chicken don’t eat healthy 😭

[novel ibex]

How else are you gonna keep it from going bad if you don't freeze it smart one

Oml my head hurts

[sand sundial]

I just buy it when I need it

[glacial marten]

You have promo codes people

[sand sundial]

I don’t buy frozen meat

They get it ready for me

Like the chicken is alive

They kill it and make it for me in front of my eyes

[cedar raft]

Buy it cooked saves time

[sand sundial]

Yeh but I prefer my homies 😭

[tough meadow]

whatever the conversation was about, has completely turned into what kinda food one buys

[sour star]

[novel ibex]

Blame the kid who said Fortnite battle pass isn't expensive

[sand sundial]

Idk , they get the chicken alive , kill it and get it ready for me , what does he mean by brand , i don’t get it

[sour star]

💀

[novel ibex]

That's how it started

[sand sundial]

I said standoff 2 battlepass 😭💀 prob ur not talking about me

[loud plinth]

is there any active promo code guys?

[novel ibex]

Doesn't mean it's healthy

[sand sundial]

How so?

[cedar raft]

Oh so you homo?

[novel ibex]

You said Fortnite

[sand sundial]

No I didn’t ?

I even mentioned it is 15 dollars

[novel ibex]

You can go back and look you said Fortnite

[tough meadow]

no. You have to get the good ones right after they're out or they'll run out

[sand sundial]

Reply to it

[loud plinth]

ohhhw okay tysm

[unreal sluice]

I started watching Eminence in shadow

[sour star]

@tough meadow dont get involved its an american and they aregue so well as and asian or european u cant compete

they just too good

[novel ibex]

I'm not scrolling up a 100 message just to prove you wrong your not that special

[sand sundial]

Well me neither

[sour star]

ep?

[sand sundial]

And I am special 😎

Cya

[tough meadow]

s2 or right from the beginning?

[novel ibex]

I got nothing else to do so I'm humoring him with the argument

[wanton monolith]

eminence in shadow is littt

[sour star]

bro is still going ez💀

[wanton monolith]

rushed in as soon as i saw the word shadow

[novel ibex]

Oh your special alr just not like you think

[sand sundial]

Says the one who eat junk food their whole life 😭

[unreal sluice]

Beginning

[novel ibex]

Pretty much I could be toxic but I would get muted so I'm keeping it pg13

[unreal sluice]

I’m doing it on my old half broken laptop I don’t care about just cuz I have to pirate it

[tough meadow]

nice. It's over the top but enjoyable

[wanton monolith]

@unreal sluice question

[unreal sluice]

And I don’t wanna get a virus on my phone or iPad (cuz I care a lot about those)

[tough meadow]

oh, that reminds me. Crunchyroll was caught selling user data to facebook and other third party...

[novel ibex]

I don't good friend I eat home cooked meals or freshly cooked meals nothing like mc Donald's or burger king here and there I'll enjoy taco bell or a taco stand nothing to bad but no junk food and just bec you eat freshly killed chicken doesn't make it healthy either granted no food is really healthy just how the world is

[unreal sluice]

Every major company does that, anyway I’m extra careful so the email I use for crunchyroll has 0 of my actual data

[sand sundial]

Well I am not sick so 😈

[unreal sluice]

It’s an email I made when I was 11 just putting in fake info

Anyway gtg I’m watching eminence now

[sand sundial]

If you are scared to catch a unhealthy chicken , you should not even eat . Everything could happen

But you are just too cheap for saying 15$ is expensive 😭

[novel ibex]

Granted I spend over $200 for fresh ingredients for my meals and going to a fast food restaurant is about $25 yea it's expensive for a few things

[sterile seal]

Exciting

[novel ibex]

I am just more educated things than you are and spend more money than you to know what's expensive and cheap not to mention I don't eat chicken practically every single day I enjoy eating something different every single day like stake or beef ,chicken or even pork

[sterile seal]

More educated things than you are?

I just got a stroke reading that ngl

Dk if it's my bad or you used bad grammar

[cedar raft]

Eminem in the shadow?

[sterile seal]

💀💀💀

[novel ibex]

My grammar I do apologize

[sterile seal]

Ah np

Pork is haram

[novel ibex]

I used poor grammar or we both had a brain fart bec it's like 6:34 in the morning

[novel ibex]

Better than eating chicken days on end

[sterile seal]

I guess we both did

[sterile seal]

nah

[novel ibex]

Perhaps

[sterile seal]

Pork is bad

Overrated

[novel ibex]

You probably aren't cooking it right

I quite enjoy it

[sterile seal]

nah I don't eat pork

[sour star]

pork actually tastes good

[sterile seal]

Haram

[sour star]

depends on what part and how u make it

[novel ibex]

I do recommend trying it when you prepare it wrap it in aluminum foil in the oven bec than it's not like a rubber chewing feeling the meat will literally fall off the bone

[sterile seal]

Haram

[novel ibex]

Indeed

[sterile seal]

I ain't gonna eat it

never ever

[novel ibex]

Your lose

[sterile seal]

That's A W lmao

[sour star]

ik im haramchild

[sterile seal]

💔

[novel ibex]

How you make it personally I enjoy it better when wrapped in aluminum bec all the juices stays in side

[sterile seal]

quit pork and pray

[sour star]

i season it and put it in the oven

or i fry

[novel ibex]

Your just picky

[sour star]

like chicken

[sour star]

hes moslem

[novel ibex]

Might I recommend my way before putting it in the oven

[sour star]

i mean i dont like the juice

not that i dont like it

but like

[novel ibex]

100%

[sour star]

when i eat fat i dont feel well

[novel ibex]

No but the meat is not so rubber like when you try it my way

[novel ibex]

I mean the juices from your seasoning

It soaks it all up

[sour star]

i use powder like seasoning so

i dont rlly have juice leaking

except fat

[rich crow]

Yo will there be a halloween update this month?

[novel ibex]

Yea the grease will soak the seasoning into the meat so

[sour star]

most likely

[novel ibex]

It won't leak everything if you wrap it up tight just want be as hard and feel like rubber when chewing

It's so good

[sour star]

i mean the way i eat it or like the parts

they arent rubber

like pig feet

or whatver

[novel ibex]

You eat pork stake or what

[sour star]

in chinese we call it ju ti zi

[novel ibex]

Like pork chop

[cedar raft]

iamgine

[sour star]

i forgor how to spell

[novel ibex]

Ah ok

[cedar raft]

same

[sour star]

kinda

[cedar raft]

Pork chicken is much better tho

[novel ibex]

Well the next time you make a pork chop try my way at least once and tell me how you like it

[cedar raft]

Hi random

[sterile seal]

Wasn't it clear tho

[sterile seal]

Hey other random

[novel ibex]

Bro I can't even pronounce your name so your just a random I don't wanna know

[cedar raft]

I am looking for attention and i am not getting any

Send help

[sterile seal]

Wsg Baldwin

[novel ibex]

Oml it's a floating cow worship it

I'm sorry that was rude

[sterile seal]

I don't worship cows

lmfao

[cedar raft]

True only americans do

[novel ibex]

My fault my fault

[sterile seal]

you mistaken Muslims for Indians lol

[sterile seal]

ik

[novel ibex]

Nah we don't

[sterile seal]

no one said it wasn't

[cedar raft]

Insert megamind meme here

[sterile seal]

lmao

[proper gyro]

should not have hot dropped with players 4 ranks below me

[novel ibex]

Nah

I enjoy my Mexican side of food where there is alot more flavor like here hamburger are a staple but I don't indulge in just hamburger I gotta have something with more kick more spice

[sterile seal]

Took my g soo long to type a "nah"

[cedar raft]

Do you eat dogs

[novel ibex]

No I did I just said the s word and it gave me a warning

[wanton monolith]

better than the whole squad afk

[sterile seal]

No hate but who tf asked you for that shi

like this is for so2 my g

Not for your personal preferences

[novel ibex]

.

Still asked

[sterile seal]

no?

He asked for burgers

You replied with Mexican food

[cedar raft]

?

[sterile seal]

you dumb or?

[cedar raft]

nothing there

[sterile seal]

fr

[novel ibex]

Actually yea he asked and I gave a response

[sterile seal]

nope

[cedar raft]

No i didnt

[sterile seal]

No one did man

[cedar raft]

no proof

[novel ibex]

How is that not a question

[sterile seal]

he didn't ask what you like bro

he said no burgers it's a meme

[cedar raft]

Fr

What you like tho

[sterile seal]

ain't his fault if you are dumb

[novel ibex]

Never heard that one so I didn't take it as a meme only a question

[sterile seal]

now someone did

[sterile seal]

Your prob

[wanton monolith]

Where do they drop the promo codes?

[cedar raft]

In places ig

[sterile seal]

They don't

[novel ibex]

Probably a meme that wasn't really funny honestly

[sterile seal]

how can you tell

[cedar raft]

Fr the dude who send it was a real braindead

[sterile seal]

it was funny to me

[wanton monolith]

How does it work then?

[novel ibex]

That's probably why I don't recognize it

[sterile seal]

You either get it from youtubers doing giveaways

or here from championships I think

[cedar raft]

I wanted to say something after braindead but i probably would get banned

[wanton monolith]

aha gotcha , appreciate it g

[novel ibex]

No doubt chat mute

[tough meadow]

There are three ways to get promo codes (ranked from worst to best):

• Events. Like the season 6 dune event stickers.
• Youtubers. Sponsored youtubers sometimes get promos from axlebolt that they can share to their viewers
• Sponsored tournament live streams (Standoff 2 Cybersport youtube channel). They give out the promos during random points in the stream

Note that the second and third methods have a redemption limit i.e. only a limited number of people can redeem them. You gotta be fast

[cedar raft]

I have been muted so many times

I def gonna be banned this time

[sterile seal]

no problem man 🫡

[wanton monolith]

i ain’t reading all that tbh

kryptex gave me a résumé

but thanks

[novel ibex]

Same like twice or 3 times

[cedar raft]

Its my 7th strike or so

[novel ibex]

@sour star tell valen hes only known for his behind being annoying @rich crow

Idek I'm just the messenger ig

[cedar raft]

@rugged trail

[novel ibex]

Dam

[cedar raft]

Yo you should both stop talking since ur randoms

[novel ibex]

Man don't act like your some hot shot bec your honesty a no body to me and a waste of time to even get to know so crawl back into your lil hole when you came from bec no one find you cute or tough or impressive

[cedar raft]

Thats not even my rank

Start spitin fax random

[novel ibex]

I would say something but ik fs it would hurt his feelings and get me chat muted

So imma be a good bun bun and not hurt this kid feelings

[cedar raft]

Lets agree with him and show him he is the boss

[novel ibex]

Nah bec his just a no body that no one recognize his channel Is probably as dead as his reputation

[cedar raft]

Same

[novel ibex]

@cedar raft now you know why I'm behaving rn

[cedar raft]

You very kind and undersubbed piece of work i am going to kindly ask you to step out of this chat

[novel ibex]

Couldn't say it any better myself

Is that all you can say two actually 3 sentences

That's how I'm your unprivileged as a child

[cedar raft]

Your words are kindly irritating me so kindly step out of my life dear traveller

[novel ibex]

Point proven

Kid who think his a hot shot with 52 subs depressing

[cedar raft]

Fr man i am the hot shot kid with 65 subs

[novel ibex]

Not much higher than mine honestly

[cedar raft]

Fr

[novel ibex]

I'm 56

So yours not much higher

And I very rarely post as well

Only one video I'm proud of out of the amount I made

[plucky sable]

Wsp guys

[novel ibex]

Sup

[cedar raft]

I make random vids on games i have

barely edited

[plucky sable]

I need geam for allies

[novel ibex]

@cedar raft stick as 103 subs

[plucky sable]

Team

[cedar raft]

Dam

[novel ibex]

Type in zrg edit enjoy

That's my best edit I made

[rain brook]

Alies ?

[cedar raft]

57 subs now

[plucky sable]

Ye

[novel ibex]

Sick

[cedar raft]

Much better than mine tho

[novel ibex]

Yea my best edit since than ain't made a new vid since 5 months ago still have more subs than that valen guy

Bet all his was begged for

[cedar raft]

you should try shorts

they really get stuff going

[novel ibex]

Maybe not sure I don't really play much anymore since I retired from codm

After I won my last tournament I retired that was last year

[cedar raft]

If you ever start uploading again keep that in mind

[novel ibex]

I will thanks

But yea you can see how good I was at codm

The zrg was my baby that I couldn't lose with

[plucky sable]

Alllo

I need team for allies

🥹🥹🥹🙏

[novel ibex]

Go to player search dude dam

[plucky sable]

Channel die

I arleady writing

[novel ibex]

Than wait for someone to respond

[plucky sable]

👍

[cedar raft]

True that

[wanton monolith]

u too fine

[novel ibex]

When I won my last tournament I won a ipad 10th gen and navy jersey

[wanton monolith]

u swing that way?

[cedar raft]

Nice

[novel ibex]

Haha lol

[plucky sable]

L

[wanton monolith]

wdym L wsg

[novel ibex]

Traded it for a brand new PS4 best trade I made

[plucky sable]

Just

[wanton monolith]

im trynna give a homie a kiss goodnight

[cedar raft]

Fr thats an insane trade

[novel ibex]

Dam second warning

[novel ibex]

Shii man I'll take it I would love a good night kiss homie no homoie

[novel ibex]

Shii was brand new just bought from Walmart

[wanton monolith]

i’ll give homie two kisses on the cheecks

not face cheecks

jk

maybe

[novel ibex]

Shii man let me pull my shorts down real quick lmao

[wanton monolith]

boutta beat da shlonga on me

crezy

[novel ibex]

Haha pause pause lol

[wanton monolith]

i’m expecting a ban any sec tbh

[quasi shard]

spread the cheeks and u may find nutella

[novel ibex]

Haha lol no doubt Brodie

[wanton monolith]

or may find strawberry pie

[quasi shard]

oh...

[novel ibex]

Haha that's just gross

[quasi shard]

😂😂

[wanton monolith]

nutella » would be better in that case

[novel ibex]

Dam y'all wild

[quasi shard]

I posted a screenshot in screenshots can u guys tell me if that skin will have any good value or not

[wanton monolith]

i’ll go far but only for u homie

[quasi shard]

I agree

[cedar raft]

Socks on and no homo

[novel ibex]

Which one

[wanton monolith]

under the bedsheets

[cedar raft]

Fr

[quasi shard]

ump5 arid

[novel ibex]

Nah it's just a rare and not even a good skin maybe 1.00g at most

Maybe alil more

[quasi shard]

😔I don't think I'll ever get legendaries

[novel ibex]

Just save up honestly

[quasi shard]

is there any way to trade in so2?

[quasi shard]

it's gonna take sooo long

[novel ibex]

Nope man sorry

[novel ibex]

What tier are you

[quasi shard]

tier as in level?

[novel ibex]

Yea for your bp

[wanton monolith]

NOOOO

now gotta wait 5 mins cooldown

i accidently canceld the vid i was responding with

[frozen egret]

@k.nightly

[novel ibex]

Skill issue

Where my kiss btw

[quasi shard]

ohh tier 15

[novel ibex]

I'm owned two

[frozen egret]

Go 1 vs 1

[wanton monolith]

gotta be patient sweet cheecks

[novel ibex]

How many days is left for bp

[quasi shard]

do u guys have knives. what's the best way to get a knife

[wanton monolith]

starting OF

[quasi shard]

12 days

[novel ibex]

Just buy them out right

[quasi shard]

Astagfirullah

[quasi shard]

I see

[wanton monolith]

they be costing allata gold

[novel ibex]

Just save your money and spend it on gold than buy the knife you want

[wanton monolith]

OF will be halal if u make it men only

[quasi shard]

okay. noted

[novel ibex]

Yep

[quasi shard]

that's worse!?

[wanton monolith]

u better not be talkin bout real money

[wanton monolith]

well , true

use bunbun

[novel ibex]

For what

[wanton monolith]

selling feet pics

[novel ibex]

I ain't buying

[wanton monolith]

u the plug wdym

[tough meadow]

my old account got banned here for talking about feet. Like a year back

[novel ibex]

Skill issue

[wanton monolith]

they tok it personal

cuz they only got 2 legs

my ex called 30 mins ago , should i call back?

[novel ibex]

Nah

Skill issue if you do

[wanton monolith]

maybe she finished focusing on herself 😭

[novel ibex]

Doubtful

[wanton monolith]

females bruv

[novel ibex]

Indeed

[wanton monolith]

i love them

[novel ibex]

Your lose

[wanton monolith]

anime ones only though

[novel ibex]

Oh yeah bang her brains out

[wanton monolith]

with my third leg?

[novel ibex]

Oml

I'm going to bed

[wanton monolith]

without the homie kisses ?

[sage bloom]

Does anyone know how to fix when playing standoff on pc it lags when I’m in full screen but when I’m not it’s fine

[eternal forum]

loser move

[cedar raft]

Gawd dayum

[cedar raft]

Gn

[eternal forum]

Respect

[wanton monolith]

right click on it > properties > comptability > ✅ on disable full screen optimisation

[quasi shard]

💪🏼💪🏼

[cedar raft]

right click on yourself > straight properties > comptability > makeout with men

[wanton monolith]

that’s already checked

[cedar raft]

No homo tho? right?

[wanton monolith]

ye

trans men only

[cedar raft]

Socks on

[wanton monolith]

who are basically females undercover

[fair storm]

🤡

[cedar raft]

And transwomen too right?

[wanton monolith]

naaa those are all urs

[cedar raft]

Nah thats sus

[wanton monolith]

its not when u say no homo

[cedar raft]

But you lose part of your dignity

[orchid skiff]

The heck u mean straight properties

[rigid bolt]

What new code?

[sour star]

[onyx flume]

02 is overrated

[primal rain]

fr

frfrfrr

[onyx flume]

i dont understand her personality switch

[primal rain]

i am into real girls

not computer pixels

[sour star]

and thats y u think shes overrated?

ur opinion

[onyx flume]

one of the reasons

[eternal forum]

legit

[primal rain]

lysirowjncpwnxpw

[sour star]

ok

[eternal forum]

kafnfnfnfnjeusuzjdjej

sup kaffn

?

[onyx flume]

she looks great tho

[primal rain]

luepwjxpwnspwxwo

[sour star]

did u forgwt to take ur meds again?

[primal rain]

[eternal forum]

kakfigdjsnsnxd

[sour star]

this turkish man

2nd day streak forgetting meds?

[scenic wave]

Hi Long time no see

[onyx flume]

dontcare

[scenic wave]

What?

[primal rain]

i am about to change my bio because of people like you

racist jokes are not funny

[scenic wave]

Wtf

Wtf is going on

[onyx flume]

what do you teach?

[scenic wave]

Everything good at home?

Ähm is this dead

The server I mean

[onyx flume]

what

[scenic wave]

Is the server dead

???

[onyx flume]

no

[naive anchor]

saata andagi

[lament furnace]

Salut

Cineva 1v1

[onyx flume]

u have a clan right?

[lament furnace]

I don't understand

I need play 1v1

[naive anchor]

what caln

[gray ferry]

Why do i sometimes play very badly and sometimes like a cheater?

Is it just me?

[quasi shard]

yo any of yall do scrims?

[rich crow]

Guys

[sour star]

how to improve

[sour star]

bad day good day

[rich crow]

I need help, What gloves and knife are best to get for 2.5k G

[sour star]

one of each or only gloves or only knife?

[meager ore]

Buy 12,500 red dragon desert eagles.

[rich crow]

and gloves and knife for 2.5k G if possible

[sour star]

im not sure but if try to make orders

and idk how much exaclty everything is rn

so id go for butterfly black widow w templar

[rich crow]

Okay ty

[rugged trail]

Hi guys

[naive anchor]

i also do that sumtimes, one round i clutch a 1v4 awm and then next game i get crushed

[obsidian hound]

Helo

[near kite]

Is the site not working?

[obsidian hound]

Anyone got

[near kite]

I can't log in to the site

[obsidian hound]

Trading sites

[near kite]

Standoff 2's website

[obsidian hound]

Is there

my trading sites

[near kite]

oh

[obsidian hound]

Any

[near kite]

I'm not talking about that

[obsidian hound]

I mean

Yeah but

Do u know any so2 trading site

[near kite]

I can't log in to help.standoff2.com

No

[obsidian hound]

Skill issue moment

Why do u need to login to standoff 2 help

[near kite]

I created a support request yesterday. I want to check

[obsidian hound]

Ok

What do u need help with

[near kite]

Nevermind

[obsidian hound]

Yk

I love the old 2018 so2

Damn..

[near kite]

me too

[obsidian hound]

It's all Shite now

[near kite]

It's not as fun as it used to be, but it's still fun

[obsidian hound]

No..

[near kite]

why

[obsidian hound]

It's never fun now

But one thing I only know today

[near kite]

There was a lot of cheating before

[obsidian hound]

Is fun is that

[near kite]

Not much right now

[weary tartan]

Any one from Singapore wanna play w mic

[obsidian hound]

I'm from singapore

We can play an escalation

But I'm low on battery

[fluid hare]

can someone help me with the gold and buy my tec 9 tie die? only 10 gold

pattern 120

and the pfp a white samoyed dog with the cap

[rich crow]

Guyss i am now gold 1 i cant beliveee