💬│english-chat

[vale sparrow]

u too

[peak grove]

Im interessed rn@rugged trail

[vale sparrow]

:>

[peak grove]

Tello me what U find Semy

Cya, be safe, and dont drive if U are drunk-

[vale sparrow]

not me

him

i said it to him

bro

[rugged trail]

Personal development, business development, lots of interesting fitness routines, nice watches ⌚ to check and others

[vale sparrow]

tf

[peak grove]

Oh, ok than

[rugged trail]

Yah...

See you tomorrow dude

Bye guys have fun

[peak grove]

I have one watch, i need to find battery for him...

Battery cost 25$

I dont have it 😦

[peak grove]

Sya

Wanna see my watch? @rugged trail

[spice citrus]

someone 1v1 awp?

[sterile seal]

I finally deserve this role

[paper tangle]

ill send a link in your dms on how to report cheaters give me a bit

[barren ibex]

report them to chinese government

[bronze grove]

help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[stray violet]

Real

Good

A bit tired

[bronze grove]

Not bad

[stray violet]

Nah

Because bozos will just spam it with racist memes because they're "funny"

[static gust]

You mom

[bronze grove]

A

[primal rain]

that's end of every #memes channel

[worthy maple]

2+2=6

There's a extra 2

Because of the government

Jk

[stray violet]

What's 7 + 4

[primal rain]

11

[stray violet]

9

[primal rain]

[bronze grove]

[worthy maple]

Very interaction

[hardy pollen]

Yo

[stray violet]

@hardy pollen where's laser dog

[hardy pollen]

I k k k k

Kidnapped him

Idk

[stray violet]

[hardy pollen]

💷💷💷

Got money tho

[stray violet]

Perfect

[hardy pollen]

Yeah

[stray violet]

Time to buy so2 skins

[hardy pollen]

Yep

[steep timber]

Is there a daily limit for getting coins in so2?

[stray violet]

No

[primal rain]

nope

[barren ibex]

yes 999 million

[hardy pollen]

Just got this

[steep timber]

I played 5 games and i didn’t get any

[barren ibex]

then you're doing nothing in the game

[steep timber]

I did eliminate enemies and won some

Some rounds*

[hardy pollen]

Cheese

[peak grove]

@unreal sluice Sorry for tag, Garou or Baki or Yuyiro?

[hardy pollen]

Anime?

[peak grove]

Anime characters, yes

[peak grove]

G2 = E

W*

[hardy pollen]

Wym

[worthy maple]

Bread

Wsg homie

[worthy maple]

Flippp wsg homie

[hardy pollen]

Wymondham you Michael

[worthy maple]

@barren ibex

Dam bros buys with making baby breads

Busy*

[peak grove]

I drinking coffe rn, before,i was studying Biology for 2h

[peak grove]

G2 is your pfp

Csgo team

[worthy maple]

If forgot what biology is

Is it

Sea animals

?

[bronze grove]

Math

[worthy maple]

Oh

I'm stupid

[worthy maple]

Then name 1 number

[hardy pollen]

Why yall got nitro

[worthy maple]

Because they want nitro

🧱

[hardy pollen]

Yall got discord kittens?

What dose it do?

[worthy maple]

HWAT

[bronze grove]

Use anime emojis

[worthy maple]

Bro please search up how nitro works

[hardy pollen]

Nahh that's all

?

Dw

[worthy maple]

custom banners

[next isle]

[worthy maple]

and pfp

[worthy maple]

Hi sparks

[hardy pollen]

Yo

[worthy maple]

@silk kraken how day going?

[silk kraken]

it's going

[worthy maple]

Dam

It's going

[peak grove]

🤨

Hmmm

[rugged trail]

Sure

[peak grove]

@next isle Hello ma lady, how U doin?

[peak grove]

U back

Lessgo

One second

[worthy maple]

True @paper tangle

[rugged trail]

I'm kinda tired so imma stay just a little

Franco

[worthy maple]

Hallo

[rugged trail]

Hi

Sup dude

[peak grove]

Check #📸│photos

[primal rain]

👋

[rugged trail]

@peak grove

Nice watch dude

[next isle]

true?

[peak grove]

Ye?

[worthy maple]

True

[peak grove]

Ty

[next isle]

🏎️

[rugged trail]

Chater

[peak grove]

It cost 125$ too 😅 @rugged trail

[primal rain]

🏎️

[rugged trail]

Nice

[paper tangle]

very true

[rugged trail]

[paper tangle]

[peak grove]

My phone cost 350$ 💀

[rugged trail]

You got love on your side

🎵🎶🎧

[peak grove]

Yesn't

Ta ta ta ta ta ta

[rugged trail]

Damm bro u rich

[peak grove]

I was, yes

[peak grove]

Poco m4 pro 12/256 90hz only 😅🥲

[rugged trail]

Hmmm

Ok

[peak grove]

Semy, do U know song "Tacata" ?

Tiagz - Tacata*

[rugged trail]

I don't see how the Hz is affecting your daily work on phone

Like

U don't necessarily need the phone for games

[peak grove]

When I said "hz"/fps i meant on so2 only 90fps

[peak grove]

I do 🙂

[rugged trail]

Ik dude

[rugged trail]

[peak grove]

Ok dud

E

[peak grove]

Go sLeep

Ik u are tired

[rugged trail]

I'm really

[peak grove]

@rugged trail ??

[peak grove]

For dad

[rugged trail]

Bro I almost fell asleep

[peak grove]

Y

[paper tangle]

sekunda sticker when

[rugged trail]

But I have the 🎧 on so I wake up

[rugged trail]

I don't think so

[worthy maple]

Sure thanks 👍

[peak grove]

Go listen it

[rugged trail]

Oke...bye and good night

[primal rain]

stop it

[peak grove]

Its good for fragmovie

[primal rain]

[worthy maple]

What

[peak grove]

Get's some help

[worthy maple]

🧱

[peak grove]

Bye, GN

[peak grove]

Oh nieeee creeperaaa

[vale sparrow]

hmm

[hollow totem]

How do we play on pc

[vale sparrow]

installing an emulator

[hardy pollen]

Whats that

[vale sparrow]

an emulator emulates a phone on pc

[hardy pollen]

Ohhh

[vale sparrow]

and is not bannable to play on pc

[buoyant willow]

Hello bro!

[vale sparrow]

hexagon

u beauty

hru

[torn owl]

Can someone sell starfall for 0.80G?

[primal rain]

please stop

yall

please stop.

[vale sparrow]

?

[verbal imp]

Why should I?

[torn owl]

Did I said u should?

[worthy maple]

Huh

I'm not doing anything

[verbal imp]

Didn't u ask?

[worthy maple]

Didn't I ask?

[vale sparrow]

did i see?

[verbal imp]

Don't u remember?

[vale sparrow]

well i did

[worthy maple]

Did I look?

[vale sparrow]

f

[torn owl]

I js ask if u can I didn't said anything like anyone should do its

[verbal imp]

He admitted it

[eternal forum]

Cheap

[peak grove]

Knife, or g22?

[vale sparrow]

both

:>

[torn owl]

Knife

[peak grove]

Hahaha

Nice joke

[peak grove]

For U, but for me....

[harsh crane]

Hey

[sour star]

[torn owl]

I kinda mean scorpion not butterfly

[peak grove]

LoL

Just buy 1k golds

Ezz

[sour star]

fr

[peak grove]

Hello

[sour star]

15€

[peak grove]

Yep

[vale sparrow]

gn fellas

[sour star]

gn

[vale sparrow]

gonna see u as a new man

kid

more like a kid

[sour star]

💀

[vale sparrow]

tm ma bday

[peak grove]

Cya, sleep well

[sour star]

happy borthday bratan

birthday

[peak grove]

Yep, and I have gift for U 🙌

[harsh crane]

What's up

[peak grove]

Im going to study biology agaIn

[harsh crane]

I am so bad at this shi

[peak grove]

Get betteR

[harsh crane]

Nah this is not for me

[peak grove]

Than, leave game and give me all golds, or Get better

U have 2 options

@harsh crane

[harsh crane]

My inv is badd 😭

[cedar raft]

iamgine

[harsh crane]

Nah compared to y'all invetorys is bad ash 😭

[hardy pollen]

Wanna see mine I'm kinda minted

Let me get a pic

Like it?

[harsh crane]

I don't see it 😭

[steel cloak]

what is a good crosshair

[brittle knoll]

wait this is a better one

🐓

popodak crosshair

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

spelele

hes very veloce

[sour star]

@harsh crane 12,9 4th gen

[harsh crane]

W

2tb?

[limpid warren]

Dragón glass

[sour star]

256

[paper tangle]

insane

[sour star]

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[peak grove]

Gn

[bronze grove]

Gn

[sour star]

casual 11pm rosie behaivior

[peak grove]

@sour star whats diff between father and boomerang?

[sour star]

the father doesnt come back

the boomerang does

[peak grove]

Yeah

Funny ahahahha (sarcasam)

[sour star]

[peak grove]

Why people in Africa dont Use meds?@sour star

[sour star]

wym meds?

medicine?

[peak grove]

Yeah

[sour star]

cuz they cant swallow with water?

without

[peak grove]

Nah

[peak grove]

You cannot use them on an empty stomach@sour star

(joke)

[sour star]

💀

i get it partially

[peak grove]

Ahah yeah

[hardy pollen]

Like it?

[grand sequoia]

Why getting knives is so difficult

[hardy pollen]

Because

2×9=28

[grand sequoia]

Wtf

Wdym

?

[zenith edge]

Play 2vs2 silver

[stray violet]

Not even hard

[split mauve]

18 lol

[hardy pollen]

Same thing

Took u that long wow

Jk

I lagged

[silk kraken]

☝️🤓

[stray violet]

What

[sour star]

ax a nerd now

[hardy pollen]

Whats 2.63×6.91÷4.1

[grand sequoia]

Nah its very hard bro

[stray violet]

How?

[covert scarab]

Co

[stray violet]

I've had 24 at once

They were flooding my inventory so I sold them

[misty bone]

Wha

[wide pumice]

𝙱𝚛𝚘 𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚝

[zenith edge]

@rich crow grasz?

[hardy pollen]

Who tryna do a tdm?

Or defuse?

[unreal sluice]

Man

Why do I see this girl saying fat people should have free extra seats

[verbal imp]

They need a gym

They need exercise

I'm not gonna give up my seat to some shidder who takes up 2 seats

[thin arch]

But with more fat, you have extra folds to store items in

[verbal imp]

Kool

[woven tulip]

guhhhhhh

[unreal sluice]

No this girl is demanding that obese people get priority boarding AND free seats if they need

[hardy pollen]

Fat shaming?

[unreal sluice]

Like bruh just pay for all that

[verbal imp]

[hexed igloo]

not gonna fat shame, but at the same time it's egoistical

[unique osprey]

I am a designer, and I love creating skins. Currently, I create skins for Counter-Strike, and I would like to submit ideas for skins in Standoff 2. What process should I follow? Is there a workshop or any files I can download?

[hardy pollen]

Ask ax about that he might know

[paper tangle]

You want donut

[steel cloak]

ax why are you listening to panda by designer you absolute sigma

[silk kraken]

you can submit your fan arts in the #🌅│fan-art channel

send any message in the channel and you'll get a message from the Standoff 2 bot in your private messages about how to proceed further. you can then send your fan art submission in the #🌅│fan-art channel, following the format that you got from the Standoff 2 bot

fan arts aren't necessarily ideas for skin designers, it's just art for the community to see

about assets, i think only these are available: https://standoff2.com/assets/

[paper tangle]

because he’s a panda

[steel cloak]

no hes a cat

[hexed igloo]

desiigner

[paper tangle]

You should pin this

[steel cloak]

skrrrrr ya ya ya

panda panda panda

[hexed igloo]

haven't heard of that man in years

[paper tangle]

in yeats

[hexed igloo]

i love yeat

[steel cloak]

yeat mid

[silk kraken]

i don't think it's that important

[paper tangle]

Become a donut then

[hexed igloo]

if ken aint dropping this friday im not gonna hesitate to get that full leaked album, im tired of interscope gatekeeping opium

[steel cloak]

ken carcum

homixider ganger

[hardy pollen]

What yall yapping about

[steel cloak]

rappers

[hardy pollen]

Michael Jackson

[grand sequoia]

I couldn't even get one.

😂

[woven tulip]

[proper gyro]

@woven tulip fake

[sonic bronze]

real

[paper tangle]

realest

[rich crow]

realistic

[sonic bronze]

realism

[stray violet]

Imagine

[bleak gorge]

Anyone here ?

[paper tangle]

No

We’re just a illusion

[steady garnet]

Hi, guys, who is from USA?

[bleak gorge]

Who wanna come play allies with me ?

[paper tangle]

@stray violet is

[frozen elm]

standoff 2.4

[paper tangle]

You mean stand-off 2.1

[undone sentinel]

[bleak gorge]

Free Palestine 🔥

[frozen elm]

Strand-Off 3

[frozen elm]

damn thanks i was thinking of buying one

[paper tangle]

[frozen elm]

can't smoke rn sorry

[paper tangle]

[frozen elm]

my lung is going to explode

[undone sentinel]

🥹

[paper tangle]

Walk it off

[stray violet]

Fake

[paper tangle]

[frozen elm]

bro

[paper tangle]

Real

[frozen elm]

bro

[stray violet]

I'm from brasil

[frozen elm]

i am going to die

[paper tangle]

Breath more

[frozen elm]

can't even breath deep

[undone sentinel]

[paper tangle]

I think

You should sit down

[frozen elm]

i am laying down

[paper tangle]

No your from

forest man

[paper tangle]

then sleep

[frozen elm]

what if i die in my sleep

[undone sentinel]

[paper tangle]

it’s at least a peaceful one

[frozen elm]

true true

i'm afraid of it being tremendously painful and waking me up though

my right lung is being crushed by my ribcage

[paper tangle]

damn

[frozen elm]

gotta sleep on my left side if i even manage to sleep

[woven tulip]

[lyric shuttle]

hello guys

[lyric shuttle]

is there any prono codes at the moment

[tough meadow]

nope

[lyric shuttle]

when they coming

[frozen elm]

today.

[lyric shuttle]

rly?

[paper tangle]

You should see a doctor

[frozen elm]

yes.

[tough meadow]

There are three ways to get promo codes (ranked from worst to best):

• Events. Like the season 6 dune event stickers.
• Youtubers. Sponsored youtubers sometimes get promos from axlebolt that they can share to their viewers
• Sponsored tournament live streams (Standoff 2 Cybersport youtube channel). They give out the promos during random points in the stream

Note that the second and third methods have a redemption limit i.e. only a limited number of people can redeem them. You gotta be fast

[frozen elm]

i'd have to use my real personal data though

or do i

[lyric shuttle]

when what time

[tough meadow]

wym what time. Read what I said above

[lyric shuttle]

btw can anybody teach me how to become better i am rly bad😂

[lyric shuttle]

other guyvsaid today

[undone sentinel]

[paper tangle]

Insane

[paper tangle]

Misinformation probably

@silk kraken insane

[outer valley]

💀

[tough meadow]

today's haruguchi's birthday

[outer valley]

btw he posted in portuguese chat too XD (he rlly wants to buy an acc)

nvm

hes banned i guess

ios dont have it i guess

[tough meadow]

if you're on ios you can enter them at store.standoff2.com

[steady garnet]

only he?

[paper tangle]

Nah there’s others too

[paper tangle]

He really wants to get carried

[outer valley]

so2s6dune works

yes

[tough meadow]

promos have a redemption limit. Only a limited number of people can redeem them. The ones that are actually good run out in a matter of seconds*

[paper tangle]

That makes no sense in this context

[stray violet]

I love leaving duel matches

Especially when they already have 50 damage on me but they haven't appeared yet

Because they have 300 ping

Also

Temple is the worst duels map. All these idiots just camp where the box is and insta kill you. But when I do it, they insta kill me

Very real

[tough meadow]

sounds like skill issue ngl

[trim wigeon]

I'm back

[paper tangle]

Skill issue

[frozen elm]

i have like 12

[stray violet]

You guys are right

I should maybe work on improving my skill

[hexed igloo]

is this the good ending

[supple tree]

cccccchow long for comp in usa

taking like 20 minute

so far

[cedar raft]

iamgine

[raven vector]

I just came across the most brain dead so2 player in my 2 years of playing this 🤣

Someone was calling him a hacker and j defended him then he started insulting me???

Next game I had to wipe the floor with him ofc take his ego down a little

Bro thought he was good bec he got 50 kills killing afk people lmaoo

He has good aim I'll give him that but jesus bro chill out, you aren't a god at so2 bec you use an m4a1 the lowest skill required gun in the whole game

Dude was killing bots with 200+ ping thinking he's good in a public tdm game🤣🤣

All this bec I complained about barely functioning bullet reg and he thought I was talking about him when I specifically said he wasn't hacking nor did my bullet reg get severely bad when I shot him

[frozen elm]

sorry

oh

[outer valley]

[frozen elm]

@rich crow

look

this brah got leet on his name

!!!!!

whattttt

ohh

what is my name

ah okej

i understand now

[outer valley]

xd

[frozen elm]

you are so sarcastic

nice joke brap

[outer valley]

[stray violet]

Which one

[tough meadow]

THAT one

[stray violet]

[serene snow]

Yeah what word

[cedar raft]

Iamgine?

Nvm we good

Tiltin

[stray violet]

Why

I have Alzheimer's

[verbal imp]

Dam all of a sudden my car stats updated and now it said it has 1717 hp

1293 torque

Do u think this is real? @stray violet

[stray violet]

That's the same hp I have in my car

And it's na

[cedar raft]

I have AIDs

[verbal imp]

Imagine having that much horse power with a snap of a finger

Would literally have no rubber at the end of a drive

[stray violet]

Koenigsegg gemera will have 1700 no?

Nvm 2300

Oh the 3cyl version will have 1700

And the V8 will have 2300

I was right then

[paper tangle]

He was smart

[proper gyro]

@stray violet ga

[stray violet]

ga

[proper gyro]

y

ching chong bing bong rock hit stone cold

ayeeeeeee

[sick cave]

The wock

[verbal imp]

Good lord
I forgor Koenigsegg made a 1700 hp inline 3 engine

Bruh

That some bull

I have a 9 liter v10 with 21 psi (its hella low to be fair) and it makes just as much as a 3 cylinder

Ngl

Bro probably ran like

2.5 bar of boost

[verbal imp]

WHAT

Nah what the hell man

Koenigsegg is on some goof shi

(I want that engine to put in my drift car)

Just imagine drifting sideways at 120 mph and absolutely annihilating the tires

The amount of tires you would go through in an hour

[stray violet]

No bro

The 3cyl will make 600

The electric motors make 1100

[tough meadow]

does the game ya'll r talking about not have its own discord? I ain't complaining, just curious

[stray violet]

1700 total

[verbal imp]

200 per cylinder

[verbal imp]

Oh

[stray violet]

Yes

[verbal imp]

Okay nice

[stray violet]

I think it's twin turbo

[verbal imp]

My v10 still superior

[verbal imp]

Not bad

The more the merrier ig

[verbal imp]

Still kinda mad I can't get 2000 hp out of the engine

[cedar moat]

Hi

[verbal imp]

Knowing well that ugr vipers doubles the amount of hp I have

Well they can (if they wanted to)

[fringe phoenix]

A lot of people don't realize that disconnecting before the match ends doesnt revert your kills and deaths

[cedar moat]

Ok

My dream is to draw the dude from the ct team posing like napolean

[sick cave]

I finally found a match on dune for that abandoned comp mission, Carrying the noob russian clan and they kicked me, Now I have to find the match again to complete the mission

[paper tangle]

buttah mission part 2

[sick cave]

The match was literally easy but my teammates just doesn't have that brain working

[verbal imp]

The game does but I ain't joining their discord
Plus I like talking to ewalk about ridiculous things

[sick cave]

Also if you wanted to do the damage mission on comp, Don't forget to click on it or the mission doesn't count

What a nice bug

[verbal imp]

Lovely people

[sick cave]

They all can sit in the back trunk of my car

[verbal imp]

Butta throw a brick at their house

[sick cave]

Burn their house even

[verbal imp]

Make them pay for the broken window

Commit arson

[sick cave]

[verbal imp]

What bull is that.

[sick cave]

Exactly, I done playing a comp match and see the progress bar didn't move

It only count if I clicked on the mission

[verbal imp]

They should've kept it in beta (it really wasn't)

[sick cave]

Fr

[verbal imp]

What a stupid bug

[minor dove]

I’m loving this game !

[paper tangle]

he hates the game

[sick cave]

I hope they'll just keep this game in beta, Way too many bug and the server suck

[minor dove]

It’s a love hate

I’m excited for the future

[verbal imp]

At least they can hide behind the word "beta"

At least it would be "understandable"

[sick cave]

Hiding behind their beta mask

[minor dove]

Back to the game I play

[verbal imp]

'6 year beta guys'

[sick cave]

They're the master of excuse

[paper tangle]

buttah is cool

[sick cave]

Sekunda said it's expensive to rent a better server but it's weird that c ops a game that is not as popular as so2 have a way better server

[sick cave]

You're cooler

[verbal imp]

Okay okay I wouldnt say better

Their servers are garbage

[paper tangle]

buttah is cooler

[sick cave]

He literally said that tho, You can search the conversation here

[verbal imp]

But they aren't garbage most of the time

[sick cave]

Straight up 💯

[verbal imp]

I cant even english

God forbid my teacher sees my typos

She gon kill me

(Gladly)

[sick cave]

Lmao

[verbal imp]

Such a bummer tho

Whenever I think of c ops I think of the good old days

2018-2019

Good times

[sick cave]

Fr

The old days when everyone able to play c ops on computer through Facebook game center

And so2 with their flying ragdoll

[verbal imp]

It's a bummer really

Cuz it was good

Genuinely

[sick cave]

It really was

[verbal imp]

Spent most of my time in the ns uratio servers

Wasn't the best but man just playing it just UGHH

[paper tangle]

buttah becoming the coolest guy in this server

[sick cave]

Literally the only good cs copy at that time

[sick cave]

Nah man, It's you 🤨👑

[silk prairie]

who play on southern usa?

[verbal imp]

I do but I'm not going to play now

[silk prairie]

mm

[verbal imp]

I felt so much better with the old movement

[sick cave]

Thinking about so2 makes me wanted to commit arson

[sick cave]

Ikr

[verbal imp]

Game is too awkward to play nowadays

Doesn't feel right at all

[sick cave]

Everything is awkward about it

[verbal imp]

They should make a new game

It's about time

[sick cave]

Fr, They don't have any progress at all

[verbal imp]

Let it die 💯

[verbal imp]

There's nothing new either

[paper tangle]

nah its you

🫵

[verbal imp]

Only a few new skins and thr same recycled skins

[sick cave]

Exactly, Idk why some people still defending the game

[proper gyro]

on my mates pc rn

ehehhehehehe

[sick cave]

[proper gyro]

imma download cs2

[sick cave]

Stream it

[verbal imp]

Was PISSED when saw my exact knife I unboxed reappeared in the same case

[sick cave]

Lmao

[rich crow]

Hoven activating

[verbal imp]

Also btw

I got this knife out of luck idek how

[sick cave]

Which knife?

[verbal imp]

Then I pulled a knife and a glove back to back

Probably where all my luck went to

Uh

[proper gyro]

updating cs2

nvm the rblx

[rich crow]

W

[sick cave]

@verbal imp sick knife

[verbal imp]

Those 2 I unboxxed (for free)

[sick cave]

I think the only knife I have is that flat looking one, I forgot what it called

[sick cave]

Nice luck

[verbal imp]

And the other knife

Flip

[sick cave]

Damn

I hope so2 rework the butterfly

Make it look like the one in cs

[verbal imp]

Nah they wont

[sick cave]

Yea they won't

[silk prairie]

who tryna play on southern usa?

[sick cave]

Or maybe add a new knife and call it balisong

Could make something similar with butterfly just like they did with fang

[paper tangle]

i think

donut knife would be funny

[sick cave]

Eat the knife to restore hp

[paper tangle]

[tough meadow]

@vale sparrow happy birthday dude

[vale sparrow]

ey ty

[silk kraken]

happy birthday, any cake?

[vale sparrow]

ty and ye

🍰

ty

[rich crow]

happy birthday gang @vale sparrow

[vale sparrow]

ty

around 2-5 days

i think

[silk kraken]

the cheater needs to be banned first, you should report him with video evidence if you have it https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[opaque vector]

bro u not the one reporting theres a lot of cheater that have to be banned

gonna take some time but cheater gonna be banned anyways

[verbal imp]

Wot

[rich crow]

look at my bio guys OMG 💸

[verbal imp]

Bro is looking for attention

[opaque vector]

what's so special about it?

[eternal forum]

@vale sparrow happy birthday bro golqm da ti porasne

[vale sparrow]

xd ty

[next isle]

[vale sparrow]

[peak grove]

Chat dead

[rich crow]

dw i do just promote

my status*

[vale sparrow]

of course

[next isle]

[vale sparrow]

[brittle knoll]

Watakow!

🤨

🐔↔️

:kokodak_wide1:kokodak_wide2:

[vale sparrow]

lmao

[brittle knoll]

Nice jungling

🐓

Jungly gungly

[vale sparrow]

[brittle knoll]

Jungilly glungly

[brittle knoll]

Nice googer booger

🐓

[peak grove]

@next isle Gm

[primal rain]

:@gloong

[peak grove]

@primal rain gm

[primal rain]

@brittle knoll

gm

<@&623865280208175104> gmgmgmg

[peak grove]

Bro just casualy ping all them

[primal rain]

[peak grove]

Roar

Raarrrr

[sour star]

yall be doing whatever u want

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

Gum

🧀

Maaan the peroxide melted the tinnitus away no cap

🐔

I can hear almost pure silence now

[peak grove]

Same

[brittle knoll]

I recommend 1 drop of hydrogen peroxide 3% diluted with 40ml water per 200ml in each ear, wait 1-2 minutes for the earwax to dissolve while each ear is upright, then dry off with toilet paper, apply every 4 months if there's no existing condition, such as a ruptured eardrum or sensitive ear canals, every 2-4 weeks if you use earplugs for sleeping everyday

🐓🫴

(💁‍♂️)

[vale sparrow]

no

[brittle knoll]

When using earplugs at night i highly recommend doing this in the morning so the ear canal can recover some earwax/oil

It's a tiny bit exfoliating

[vale sparrow]

…

[brittle knoll]

🐔💬

🐔

You meant

[vale sparrow]

no

[brittle knoll]

He's the devil he's a bad one he's a rebel

🎶

[vale sparrow]

yes

[brittle knoll]

Average 15 year old rebel

🐓

Radio rebel

📻📡

[vale sparrow]

im 17 tho

[brittle knoll]

"umm umm I'm ummm ackshly 15 and a half ☝️🤓"

[vale sparrow]

[brittle knoll]

Your ears will also explode

🐔🪄

Well anyway

Boring

[vale sparrow]

hru dud @sick cave

[sour star]

[vale sparrow]

[rich crow]

kuru kuru

[unreal sluice]

More school😔

[sour star]

ajaja

L

[worthy maple]

Dash

[bronze grove]

Gmm

[rugged trail]

Hi

[tough meadow]

yo semy how're u doing

[rugged trail]

Hi

On work lately

You?

[tough meadow]

got myself into debt for the first time lol

but doing great otherwise

[rugged trail]

Yeah ... always a bad felling about that

Debt

[rugged trail]

Good to hear that

[peak heron]

How much

[rugged trail]

Lol

That's personall problem dude

[tough meadow]

yea I don't wanna say lol

[peak heron]

[sharp vessel]

rate my pfp

[mossy ore]

How can i get free gold?

[sharp vessel]

if someone gives it to you

[mossy ore]

Bruh

[sharp vessel]

you get free gold

[tough meadow]

that's kinda messed up

[sharp vessel]

wdym

[tough meadow]

I mean is a fetus sfw?

I guess it is if it's still alive

nvm it's fine then

[sharp vessel]

dunno

[tough meadow]

• Promocodes
• Get lucky with boxes and start investing
• Have someone give it to you

[sharp vessel]

• promocodes dont really give gold, unless you get skins.. and most of the promocodes and online events are restricted to only russian audience
• you still have to play for coins so it isnt really free since you have to earn it
• 3rd is the only way to get something for "free"

[sullen spire]

Marketing

[sour star]

@tough meadow how da heck u in debt

[tough meadow]

• what? Restricted only to russian audiences?
• u don't pay for coins with actual money, you get them by grinding matches

[sour star]

spend tok much on so2?

[tough meadow]

I've got stuff to pay for

[sour star]

aha

[tough meadow]

cause I'm an adult

[sour star]

[sullen spire]

old time have 9 origin cases selled 2021 2,5k x9

[sour star]

theyre 10k now

[tough meadow]

yea keep laughing, once you're independent u gonna realise the femboy accessories ain't cheap

[sour star]

ajaja

i aint no femboy

but alr

[rugged trail]

Dammm

That's hard

[cedar moat]

Hi

[vale sparrow]

sup @rugged trail

[south sky]

Koi ha?

I can't play standoff 2

Can someone help me?

[sour star]

wym

[vale sparrow]

wdum fr

[south sky]

Match making problem

[mossy ore]

Can i upload my yt vids on #🎥│so2-videos

[south sky]

[sour star]

yh send the link there

[mossy ore]

Ok ty

[rugged trail]

E yo dude wassup

[peak grove]

@rugged trail Do u have long hair?

[opaque vector]

[eternal forum]

3rd is easiest (personal experience)

[tough meadow]

what a weird question

[peak grove]

@next isle

[tough meadow]

I don't think such questions are against the rules

[somber spire]

What

[peak grove]

They , are, i think

[tough meadow]

plus pinging devs is against the rules. If ax was here he'd ban you

or least time you out

[next isle]

@somber spire Dialogs concerning political topics are strictly forbidden, such questions may cause conflict situations and are provocative.

[tough meadow]

bruh pinging devs is not allowed

what do you need?

5002 is for people who get boosted by cheaters

make an appeal. Take a screenshot of the ban message. On help.standoff2.com, go to the messenger and select the "give us a feedback" option

[worthy maple]

We live we love we lie

We die we hate we truth

[rugged trail]

I had ...

[primal rain]

go enjoy your life

[sour star]

[primal rain]

maan

Gum maaan

[sour star]

[noble dagger]

[primal rain]

Syreax

[noble dagger]

Kffn

[vale sparrow]

in class

[worthy maple]

I'm new to the server

how to chat?

[bronze grove]

Like this

On your fingers

[worthy maple]

lol

Anyway

[worthy maple]

Kaf

[tough meadow]

seeling account's not allowed @silk kraken

[tough meadow]

the support sometimes take several days between replies

[vale sparrow]

sad but true

[next isle]

[bronze grove]

Sure

[mossy ore]

You are a worker in axlebolt?

[next isle]

[mossy ore]

I remember playing standoff 1. Maybe it needs an update...

Same

Dab me up

[vale sparrow]

im bored

last class

going home and gonna have a party

[mossy ore]

SO1 is almost filled with hackers these days

[vale sparrow]

my bday party

[vale sparrow]

F

[mossy ore]

Ye

[vale sparrow]

i mean its old

[mossy ore]

It was 3rd person but good af

[vale sparrow]

3rd person even

[high imp]

Can u sell BP skins after the season ends?

[rich crow]

Yeah

[tough meadow]

a week or two after the bp ends

[high imp]

Good

[keen pasture]

Any codes

[vale sparrow]

man ngl

pass ez

i like grinding it

any pass ngl

[stone skiff]

Who wan play?

[sharp vessel]

[mental pelican]

I have reached 5600

Coins

Goal to 10000 is half way there

[vale sparrow]

@sick cave nc highlights

[raven oyster]

🤨

[eternal forum]

yes you’ve almost wasted your time to the ultimate nice

[mental pelican]

What

To ultimate what?

Also wdym by almost wasted

Sir you have the most broken English known to mankind

[eternal forum]

??

you’re wasting a lot of time

bud

[mental pelican]

I know

[eternal forum]

and you’re happy with it?

[mental pelican]

What do you expect me to do

[eternal forum]

not waste time maybe?

[mental pelican]

Yeah

[primal rain]

lystueushfowjd

[mental pelican]

Im playing this game like 1 hour a day

[eternal forum]

kaffnnhfjdjdj

[tough meadow]

It does

I don't have a copy-paste for ranking system tho, so I'm not explaining rn

[worthy maple]

I had a spelling arror

Edrro

Erroro

Bruh

[tough meadow]

@worthy maple done with Naruto the last movie?

Personal performance is the least important factor in terms of how much MMR u get or lose

[sour star]

hello there

[mossy ore]

Lets talk Sunday. The coaching i was talking about.

[somber sigil]

[sour star]

sure

[mossy ore]

I love 02 💜💜💜

[rugged trail]

Dammn...nice

[tough meadow]

how good or bad u play don't matter much. Other factors like number of teammates and rank difference between ur team and the enemy team matters more

So2 cuts/adds MMR per round IF:

• ur teammate disconnected and/or
• ur team's rank is way lower than the enemy team's

you'll get more MMR every round u win than the MMR they get when they win. Your MMR deduction every round u lose will also be lesser than theirs

[sour star]

[vale sparrow]

now no

bruh

[rugged trail]

Oh

Yeah

[vale sparrow]

now we wait for ppl to com

in ma house and start the shi

[rugged trail]

U doing some party?@vale sparrow

[vale sparrow]

yea

bday moment

[rugged trail]

Bcs I would like to join

I'mma bored rn

[rugged trail]

Eh... happy birthday dude

Wish u the best

[vale sparrow]

ty

[tough meadow]

Did they disconnect or were they kicked? Cause kicking doesn't give u an MMR advantage, only if they disconnect (as per so2 support, I asked them). Also either:

• one of your teammates may have been very high in rank
• one of theirs may have been very low in rank

Anyway imma sleep

Well y'all didn't have the MMR advantage then

[primal rain]

hi changba

[tough meadow]

Yo

[eternal forum]

kaffnjdjcjdjejd

[primal rain]

lsuejwkxpnwodmw

[eternal forum]

ok bro ok ok ok

[zenith edge]

POLAND

[zealous delta]

I took a wok to poland

[worthy maple]

Nah I didn't watch it yet

[primal jacinth]

Ayo the pizza here!!

Open up Man!

"knock" knock

Is somone at home?

I guess im gonna eat it by myself

Bye now

Also can You sell the standoff 2 collection skins???

[sour star]

ofc

[hexed igloo]

i think he meant the one you get from leveling up

[sour star]

OOhhh

@primal jacinth

[uncut venture]

Hello

[gray ferry]

Hey, light

[uncut venture]

Sup

[gray ferry]

nthng much just vibin life is good wbu

[uncut venture]

Thats crazy

[gray ferry]

is it?

[stray violet]

That's insane

[gray ferry]

wdym its not

[stray violet]

It's bonkers even

[gray ferry]

Ok