#💬│english-chat
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Where do you live
Imma need an exact address btw
No
Ok
My mama said no
Wanna play with me
Malaysia 😩
If you want to know where i am ask bolt he can geo guess me
That's from a Disney movie 😂 😂 😂
😭😭😭
Calling him rn

What color t shirt
White
Greece
No
(spacebar smash)
Hello everyone
Can i say swears?
No
No
Bruh
Yeah it sucks
chat would be a lot more chaotic if we could swear
The time when i sell skins for like 0.20 i go like
Especially when the average age here is 14
And then boom my gmail deleted by google
fr
Dont ask btw
Isn't it the other way around
What way
gm
like in-game friend?
big day for you tomorrow
yeah
The last time i played standoff i came across a guy named cok destroyer 400
How to have many so2 friends:
Step 1: have a knife
Trust me this works
I dont have money
Speaking from experience
true
Ain't this you? @verbal imp
K
I hate the new level up system
My old account was lvl 42 then it became lvl 1 after the update
dude what was ur last server name beore this?
balls owner
ahhhh
How old is your account
Since 2020
old enough

bruh today it was hard to wake up
Ok sleepyhead
ye fr
Go sleeper again
the wheels in the bus goes round and round
From bp
Sorp
The wheel go round and round
well rn i lvl 61
the door on the bus go open and shut
Open and shut
Open. And shut
The door on the bus go open and shut
Bruh i dont wanna wait for you
Did you get one
he gets it
Allll througth the townnn
Near one
what lvl u on?
he passes the vibe check
64,6
Who

then

Who who passes the vibe check

haven't cleaned the floor in a while
Dang if i only had the stickers from my group chat

Then it's dirty. Mop faster
Manager told me to mop the walls and vacuum the ceiling
K



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yo cs2's officially discontinued for macs lol
Bye
Why 💀
ever since i left the city you
cause modern macs run on arm architecture
probably. They didn't explicitly state the reason but they did mention they'll be developing only for "x64 bit Windows and Linux" from now on
tbf?
Who called me
What game modes came with the S3 update
I remember there was the one where you would capture the zone
But idk if there was another
Good
Who play allies with me?
No problem man
sure but
We just play to have fun
yea i can but one sec
dude im sry i cant
one sec i have to check
ill get back to u
nvm bro i cant
but i will get back to u when i can
They should make a diff graphics option for skins
Yeah absolutely
For example I want low graphics good res for skins
Since the planet is around 4,071 km
While earth is 6,371 km
The planet has a mass of 2.12E+24kg
Made all this on mobile
🙂
That's why it lags a lot
Yo
Wsp
How are you man
my new sens be clownin on me
Damn what's your sens
3.1 2.5 .07
iped prou bleyer )
so i need a rather fast sens for phone
like
fast sens for phone
ylow sens for ipad

@peak grove just came in the chat
You will get used to it
@sour star wanna play?
That's low for ipad no?
Mb my discord froze and did no replys
@peak grove you did a vid on private so2?
I am used to it turning around is still an issue
12,9
That's just a feature with new sens
i git class ask fast
Still adjusting to new sens James?
How many swipes does it take to do a 360
no i always am used to my new sens
1 h and im used to it
2-3 mby more if you've got really low sens
if its when u normally play maybe 7
when u swipe full screen 2
Tf
Fr?
2 is normal
yez
Same thing bro
Alr cya
🦕
Before a years, yes
hornyy ahh mf
No 💀
Oh god she's getting hot
Damn my kd on competitive is 3.80
But you're bronze
I could drop down to bronze and get 50.0 kd
i have 7.7kd on allies on smurf
or 7.1
silver
and on comp maybe 2.6
or 2.7
idk
Who can give me a kinfe 0.06 gold
Gets some helpp
@rich crow how much gold do you have?
0.06
plis gold
dont 3xpect to get a knife for .06 anytime soon
I can send ss too
How can i
depending on knife u need more than the otgers offers
Idc
i have 1.03
Omg
u have to order 1001 or sm
I dont have
Ohhhhh
sell for me
if u order .06 and person sells for 0.6 the person w the highest order gets the knife for 0.06
gold plis
You should have 1001 gold then you can order
no u
bux
u can't order if u don't have enough gold what u waffling about
BUY
fast
only fast way to get gold i buy
Fastest way is to buy gold
ye
Ez
Bruh



yep

plis gold plis
no
plis plis
more plis plis



Gold price in Standoff 🤡
Gold price in Real life 💀


How many weapons have rare animation?
1
Apparently only 2 right?
no
USP also has a rare animation
if ur talking abt guns 1
yes 2
knife aswell then 2
Ye I said weapons
usp and the jkommando
Not to mention USP animation also very cool
I wonder how the real person did it in order to animate it into the game
should add a secret anim for more weapons tho
Holy snokes
I agree
Most in game stunts are first done in real life
it s forbidden in my country
i use Netflix
there s so much more content than in Europe
Use VPN
yes like animations in films for animals
who asked
Stan did
huh ok. Just saying cause crunchyroll sold user info to facebook, now they have to pay every US user $30 lol
The ones that usually sponsor big yt channels
Holy $h¡T
u re from usa ?
nah
but what matters is that they're willing to sell user data
What was the point in buying subscription when user info got sold like it's nothing important
yes like every app tho
ain t new
That is some hot news
Netflix s better 🫵
nvm I'd rather not advocate for piracy here lol
yarrrggghhh
aniworld better
im still sick but imma try to work out again
Yeah we gotta be careful about what we speak these days
ohmaigad deltaray is here
Someone is always there to get offended
haven't worked out in 4weeks this flu ain't funny
Get well soon 
DELTA ?
naw unjust lazy
bro ion wanna workout tryna grasp air
still currently having difficulty breathing
are we even supposed to care
nah u can t move from ur bed
ik i had it this weekend but i just shooted myself w medics so am almost good rn
drinking sum coffee
im past the bedridden part
im still like occasionally fevering up and still have a cold

we go jim
@proper gyro hope u ll get better soon, the more u don t workout the harder it s to get back to it
nd even the weight seems different
stay hard 
💪
Yo
@proper gyro the longest ive been "sick" was for maybe 3 weeks
bc of those lil dots u get
and u have to put dmedication on it
and the longest fever ive had was max 1 week
Any Indian player here ?
it's actually normal for my cold to last a long time than my flu, basically I'll get super sick and weak for like a week or two and I'll be in mediocre condition for about a month
damn th
but they happen around this time of the year
i be recovering hella fast then
I don't get sick often like January to August
it's always on the last half
i was hella like fine in summer where usually most people get sick
if i sleep for like 8 hrs night time and 3 day time
🐔
my fever is half gone
I don't skip school cuz of sickness
unless that sickness was actually gonna kill me🐔
the only times im "sick" is actually bc i slept too late for the week
skipped weeks of school cuz of dengue
so km technically not sick
just took my measurements again
could gain 3cm of muscle in like 3weeks
🐔🐔
my calves still remained it's form which is nice
i cant
bc i dont grow much
i just stay the same
i grew 1cm in muscle from myb 1 month of working out
calves are unironcally the easiest muscle to develop
just run
did an 5min calves exercise for like 3 times per week in the month of August
Yoo
Hello
@proper gyro yo
How you get paid Clients like any idea?
when ur arms feels like fire in gym bc ur blood vessel expand and it gets bigger
wym
Like are they good?

i mean my veins r defetnly slowly showing
but arms arent growing that much 
Wht exercise u doin
train triceps
look for people who need gfx
nd forearms?
meh
Where do I look though
Whenever I use word payment they ghost me
What we talking about the gym over here
I have done tons of free work
not here
Obv not here
show me ur portfolio rn
not much

i took me like 2years of free work to find a niche i want to design

bro got laid by doing graphic designs
How do I make one
I just have made works
Ofc people get paid
nothin
that's why
waitttt

make a Behance
u guys re getting paid
Will try@proper gyro 
u can
🫵🤨
So?
m f you doing graphic design but you got no portfolio to show??
@proper gyro you make your works in pc?
it was a question ma doggo
about 300bucks total now
nice pfp
yea
W
spent 250bucks on this phone im typing on rn
mh how old re u
and ig i only have 30bucks on hand :pepega:
was doing gfx since 2017, but rn 17
i ve the same now
12 Go Ram
12go ram????
what phone is that
1sec
I do works in phone
I am not complaining though it's fine for me 
@rich crow i mean whcih pjone u use
i won t tell u

looks like asus
12 go ram it has to be really fast
Yeah bro Asus ROG phones have 16 gb ram
yes it s smooth
just buy a pc tho
But the price tag is insane
Fr
play csgo
unless u alr have pc
Valorant
The same cost as a pc
cs 2
my pc cost like 8000€
Or your just a mobile gamer
Can you show your phone works if u have
my laptop cost 350€🤡
💀
ah nvm asus tabs is a box design
350°C prob
Bro has that 96 go ram bro it must be really fast
500°
My laptop 899 💀
😂
Cant even run cs2 on 200 fps
@proper gyro
Or 100
and 0° to 100° in just 0.5 secs
That's a scam for 899
old phone broke
blud have this 2015 Samsung aah tablet
candy crush
fruit ninja
Nah bro I turn on my PC open YouTube it turned into a airplane
temple run
899 euro airplane bro
i mean my laptop goes 0 to 100
Damn
tutududu
@peak heron my headers is from mobile ers
350 euro oven
check that
max verstappen
Max verstappen🗣️🔥
😂
Oh you using extended ram what phone is it?

My dekstop had 16 gb of ram 💀
step 1: start genshin Impact high graphics
step 2: high luminosity
step 3: wait 0.3 ms
step 4: ur crambled eggs re ready
ah thank you, it's a top end realme
Yeah I mean quick and easy lunch

👍
Name bro
mfw i evaded the most obvious features
jiao zi taste so gud😋
idk the ui doesn't tell me
i mean 0.3 secs for my eggs
Bro got that Walmart realme phone
looks like chinese enough
you cant make more time
How much you paid?
but u can make more money
Bro forgot rice
@rich crow he asking
bro graduated from himself
what

its alr done
wbt Katsu?
@rich crow
Don't you know where you get the most xp per level?
@proper gyro also In phone Photoshop has restrictions for layers so I can't put much texture or overlay
wth is katsu
paid wht
fake aah Asian
For the mfkin phone
ps touch
And gimme the name
hollup
bro im chinese not japanese
use ps touch
checkin that
teeth hurt
Yes I am talking about that only 
am from Singapore ma doggo
and if u name me katsu spell it in chinese
picsart is great for cc
Can u rate my design though
PicsArt is the best on mobile like Photoshop just on mobile
the sweet sour chicken?
basically you need pixellab(texts, and sometimes turning pngs into 3d) PicsArt for cc and nothing much, ps touch for main design
no not really
Bro how y'all get arcane skins from the battle pass I got 2 rares legendary spray and a rare sticker
it's really garbage outside cc and cleaning up composition
google pixel
imma go watch yt b4 i need to be omw to school again bye
where
7 noob
Like in dm @proper gyro
That's the name?
no dms tho
Oops got a warning
but both re the same Ram
Bro has PC ram installed
English pwease
(oh i thought it was a realme, chinese phones really like to copy everything huh)
Where should I show my works then
Word
In a server or something
why you asking me
Imagine having a Poco x3 pro
mf i ain't getting no dms from u
💀
Coz I wanna SHOW to You
no notifs
I didn't dmed yet
no nothin
@proper gyro
mf was waiting for it
Yes
🦕
hell nah
server notifs are off
not dim
🦕 🦕 🦕
specifically muted so2
ur necks hurts prolly
I could roast you
My neck doesn't hurt
In the oven
🐎
Yea💀
blud thinks he is dimsea
Bro your not harry potter
they don't
He likes to torture mfkin chickens
whomp whomp
I think in live streams they give out promocodes
@rich crow ok
russians stream
Because it's a Russian game
There are three ways to get promo codes (ranked from worst to best):
- Events. Like the season 6 dune event stickers.
- Youtubers. Sponsored youtubers sometimes get promos from axlebolt that they can share to their viewers
- Sponsored tournament live streams (Standoff 2 Cybersport youtube channel). They give out the promos during random points in the stream
Note that the second and third methods have a redemption limit i.e. only a limited number of people can redeem them. You gotta be fast
my go-to copy pasta
Bro pinned the message
Hi
🤪Hey guys
Someone know some so2 trading server? Im trying to get a akr dragon with four the king sticker
afaik there's none
I get in with a trash troll throwing mols and doing nothing and I turn out losing 55 rank points,what is this bro
anyone wanna play allies/comp
sambadi vants tu plei vit mi?
same, i got a person who wont stop buying deagle each round even though he cant aim for shii
anyone wanna play?
That's mad annoying
i also do that 🙂
when i hitnor dont hit first shot
i see if its 1 tap
if not i spam

Damn

Anyone for allies? (Bronze 3)
Maybe it's your fault we lose 250 rank points for no reason fr
Nuh
can i join too?
Yoo
anyone wanna play??//??//??
Wym randoms
random ppl
then join a clan. You'll find them in #🛡│clans (xTFx looks like a good one)
it doesnt have any requirements?
in most of the clans u need to be gold+
no
Aight thanks
no rank requirements. Look at the requirements yourself
how can i join
How get butterfly knife????????
check dms
Hi @everyone If u are seing me leving the server bye guys all i miss you Bye Standoff2 Standoff2 was mr fav game but sorry guys bye @everyone
Ok
Bye @everyone
Bay
tagging everyonne doesn't work
@everyone
Yo
Any one have 100k hours here?
If u have
Dm me so u can join clan
If u want
100k???
Yea
so 11 years?
Yea
longer than the game's existence?
Yes or 50k?
Nag I'm kidding
Nah*
@everyone imma quit now btw IGNORE ME!
U want more???
Dawg why you trying so bad to get attention
u just gave him what he wanted
damn
bro mad

Hello
i feel unironcally positive after workout

i give up on csgo teammates
i mean csgo's been officiall put down for like a week
The skin of csgo is to expensive for me
i honestly don't like they killed csgo
So that why I play standoff
u can still play it
they killed own playerbase 
it shoulda been treated like css
though i haven't played cs2 yet im still in the opinion that css is the best cs we had
I prefer having a united playerbase over a split one. But cs2 is an absolute shi show rn
csgo2 srr
you can download og csgo but servers got taken down
you can only play community ones i think
the hitboxes are extremely off. The server desync is insane
they fixed
they fixed hitboxes by little
with todays update
feels wierd w the bad graphics
i can finally hit headshots
so id still prefer csgo
yea ik. But how did such a major bug get past beta lol
bc it wasnt done
which?
the game isnt even properly done
they thought that no one gonna find out
1.6
im not a 1.6 stan
fr
🐔
im a css enjoyer
and bc of that game is absolute trash
sure but they rushed the release. It shouldn't be THIs buggy*
but valve as we know are even bigger clowns when it comes to updates
even axlebolt is 10x better at releasing w less bugs on deadline
bro what do u expect when beta was alr dogwater
they worked fast on hitbox bug tbh
first time
if they didnt they would lose so much money
bc ppl stop play
in and instant
they made over 100 millions with paris capsules 💀
bc cheap
csgo basically scam
HEY! i’ve got a question
if you're very lucky you can make money from cases
but its rare
imma contact chinese government to make axlebolt show us the % of getting skins
me with CS:S🐓
imma just go to 3rd party and buy skins
L on valve
crazy
so.
i wanna buy the battle pass (the cheaper version). in my normal battle pass i’ve conquered 30 levels. if i buy the gold pass will i collect 30 rewards or do i have to repeat the missions all over again?? will my progress restart??
no
im genuinly tweakin cuz ion wanna spend my money for nun
imma sell my inv and go 3rd party web so they give me free money
it's an upgrade not a separate pass
so if i buy the pass my progress will be on zero??
refund all csgo2 inventory then gamble it
:reaction:
no youll get all the skins
youll get 30 items
guys i think he doesn't speak English
on god???
yes
i swear if i spend my money on nun rn
on yo mom G
off satan
*trying to trust random people on discord w ur money but youn got options
then dont buy
bro if you're double guess in spending cash, probably means you don't have disposable income
me
we literally gave an answer right after you asked
does anyone have some codes can use right now? can i have it ?
ngl winter 2022 was better
use code: BREAD
s1 bp slaps
for a bread ingame
oh ty
SO2S6DUNE still works i guess
code is There15n0kn1f3l3f7
i missed it bcs i quitted so2 at that time
how yall still have the promocode shii ion have it
ios?
thats so weird ios isnt privileged??
anyone comp/allies
yup
no ios is poor
bet
on ios version its deleted
you can redeem it on the site
bcs of apple sh
go standoff2.store
drop yo id\
or sm
id
for ios u gotta redeem at store.standoff2.com
why do you think they sell the same thing over and over 🐓
drop your id
14635250
blud empty yo pockets
yh just give ur id let juku redeem
f u bro :((
they so green ♻️ they use the same frame every year for the past 6years
its expired bro i think
added
did u try ur57up1D
now he will hax your account
luv u bro

too bad
nah bro is hacking his acc
lmfao
nope
its expired bro
nah 0 gold and tec9 tie dye
...
"expired" 
put numbers as letters
this bro trusts discord ppl

🤯🤯
dgtydlbah
cry

and then pushups again
crying
do u have any code ?
then pushups again
exactly
NVC0Pb9r4G4?si=LqcphHmy2Mzv0HL9
do this atleast 156535 times

Expired
when?
You mom










