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[rugged trail]

Something

[raven vector]

The coding must take a lot time

[rugged trail]

Indeed

[raven vector]

Rip

[rugged trail]

Actually

[raven vector]

Good skill to have tho ya

[rugged trail]

The coding is not a lot

[raven vector]

Ooh okay

[rugged trail]

The debug is☠️

If a dot is missing...dead

[raven vector]

Damn

[rugged trail]

999 errors

Hmm I must have a picture with that

Dammmn bro

[safe atlas]

Quem vai querer quem me olhe klbit quem tá ali no Barigui você tem ele dali vai chito grudado link do link agora

[raven vector]

This an English chat Edward

Personally I'm not bothered but still there's a Spanish one I'm pretty sure

[toxic grail]

indian players or asian players

[raven vector]

What does that mean

[raven vector]

?

[frozen elm]

that's portuguese not spanish

[rugged trail]

No ..I can't find it

[raven vector]

Ooh okay

[rugged trail]

Unfortunately

[toxic grail]

i mean is there any indian player or asian player online right now

[rugged trail]

Hmm

Like rn?

[raven vector]

Ooh, I'm asian but I live in uk hahaha

[rugged trail]

I like this stiker

[raven vector]

And I'm not going online I just jumped off after pretty much everyone I played was hacking

[bleak gorge]

Wsp standoff players

[raven vector]

Nm wassup wid you

[bleak gorge]

Any one need help in discord just dm ( iam a devloper)

[raven vector]

Really

[rugged trail]

Offff

[raven vector]

Can you do something about the bullet reg in so2?

[rugged trail]

U still play?

[bleak gorge]

Oh sorry for you but i don't have a role in this server

[bleak gorge]

Yes

[rugged trail]

Dammm

Sounds boring

[paper tangle]

What

[raven vector]

Damn okay np

[rugged trail]

Aza

Like usual

Hi

[paper tangle]

Ello

[rugged trail]

Sup

[paper tangle]

Crazy

[frozen elm]

holle

means hell but looks like hello so its fine

[hexed gorge]

5v5 scrim dm me

[paper tangle]

[frozen elm]

🚬 mffffffhhhhh ahhhhjjjjjj

good zaza

[paper tangle]

Good zaza

[raven vector]

I want some zaza please

[frozen elm]

nuh uh

[raven vector]

😭

[paper tangle]

It’s reserved for the people I know

[frozen elm]

🚬

[raven vector]

We go back aza

[rugged trail]

A milli

Just a milli

[frozen elm]

man i just checked @paper tangle

[raven vector]

Remember in school you hired me to beat someone up

[frozen elm]

messages mentioning me

[raven vector]

Yuh huh

[paper tangle]

Momen

[frozen elm]

how tf did everyone know about the

uhjjj

thing

[frozen elm]

did asph tell them

[paper tangle]

idk what thing you’re talking about

[frozen elm]

tha ting

[brittle knoll]

Manana

[frozen elm]

fireeee

[paper tangle]

Pyromaniac

[frozen elm]

not really

[paper tangle]

Idk I forgot what they talked about

[rugged trail]

Hehe boay

[raven vector]

The?

[frozen elm]

funneled already

easy? easy

[rugged trail]

Hmmm

[paper tangle]

I forgot

[rugged trail]

I think that imma go sleep

[paper tangle]

[rugged trail]

Bye guys
have fun

[paper tangle]

Have good night

[raven vector]

Goodnight semy

[cunning barn]

Buna

[karmic jetty]

hi

[cunning barn]

Romani sunt aici

[brittle knoll]

Your eyes will pop

🐔 🪄

[rich crow]

[livid rampart]

When 4 question will be asked?

[keen moss]

Am i the only one experiencing server issues ?

[frozen elm]

skill issue

[raven oyster]

what in the akseruboruto is this long ahh queue

literally

[verbal imp]

Not a problem for me fr

[raven oyster]

after three consecutive re-matching (because one guy doesn't accept)

now I'm not getting any

[verbal imp]

Be finding a whole lot of games since I'm silver

[verbal imp]

Ima start doing that more often

[raven oyster]

must be you

[verbal imp]

Nah

I usually accept my games

[raven oyster]

how about boiled cat?

[raven oyster]

your name says otherwise

[verbal imp]

I mea

Mean*

You arent wrong

But I ain't no dipshi

[raven oyster]

🐔

[keen moss]

Haha funny

[worthy relic]

guys who had server disconnecting problem in France server

i keep disconnecting since yesterday

its not ping problem

[proven summit]

just got the new serpent m4 anyone know how much its worth??

[frozen elm]

stop playing in france

france is garbage

(the country not the server)

(well the server too)

[worthy relic]

its my closet server

[frozen elm]

!!!!

[worthy relic]

but its ok i will avoid it

I've been struggling in competitive

[proven summit]

why cant i sell the guns from this season?

[worthy relic]

wait until the season end

they will put them in the market

[proven summit]

okay thank you

[keen moss]

Me too

[proven summit]

whats the best way of getting knives without paying

[daring cosmos]

Standoff wants to ban my account because I received a lot of complaints, but this is a mistake and I don't use any type of cheat. what do I do? can you help me?

[tough meadow]

you can make an appeal. If you're lucky it'll work. Take a screenshot of the ban message. On help.standoff2.com, go to the messenger and select the "give us a feedback" option

[daring cosmos]

Thanks, but I think it's a scam

[rich crow]

I get scemer and hecker

What can i do

i think I have one

[outer valley]

wdym with "wants to ban"

[paper tangle]

Can you send me a ss

[proven summit]

anyone know an easy way to get a knife?

[outer valley]

prob its the in game chat someone trying to scam him xd

[frozen elm]

fake

he's gotta pay to be unbanned

(trust me)

[tough meadow]

woah mae long time no see

[frozen elm]

i have lost my account

temporaliltyryl

how do you spell

temp

but full

[tough meadow]

temporarily

[frozen elm]

yes

that

thank you

i have to wait a full damned month

because google

[proven summit]

how do you guys get gold?

[hidden sigil]

what is ban code 2002

it said i participated in a fraudulent scheme??

[honest wadi]

anyone know why competive mode is off?

Cant start to find a match

[rich crow]

#📸│photos moderatör

Yes

[lusty flume]

I have this same problem code 2002

But why?

[tulip kernel]

yeah same

[buoyant willow]

Did the game died again or smth?

[hexed igloo]

never was alive

[buoyant willow]

Good point

[cedar thicket]

Hey

[north shard]

yo

[sour star]

yo

im going to sleepep

bye

gn

[north shard]

gn

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[harsh crane]

Hey

[proper gyro]

wonder if that email is legit

[limpid warren]

send me private message

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[limpid warren]

I am selling an akr carbon with 4 koi stikers, send a message if you are interested

[verbal imp]

Ok

[jovial dove]

Bro these shotguns are so unreal

In 15 ft away and get shot in the head with a shotgun

[grizzled linden]

Yeah I said the same thing

For US, most active servers to do rank on seem like Netherlands or France US standoff is dead looks like

Also, the only maps people play on are dune and sandstorm?

[tough meadow]

sandstone*. And yea, people don't play other maps. Kinda like mirage on csgo lol

[blissful mauve]

Russia plays a lot of rust

[tough meadow]

eu, turkey and singapore servers are the only active ones

[blissful mauve]

Brazil servers plays a lot of sand but there's a good chance on not being that map

[regal cove]

Hello

Who wanna play 1v1 with me cus im boref

Borsd

Bored

[jovial dove]

Yep, I might slide back over to c-ops.

[boreal lagoon]

when does the halloween stuff start

[grizzled linden]

Yeah I realize all of my comp provisions are because I connected to Netherlands and Paris

[grizzled linden]

Yeah it’s trash for NA it seems like. Only success on two maps lol

[supple tree]

takes it and leaves

[regal cove]

Who wanna hop on standoff 2?

[rich crow]

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[frozen elm]

ja

how are thou

[rich crow]

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[tough meadow]

cool reunion thing going on here

[frozen elm]

hop on loaf

[verbal imp]

Not even worth it

Cant find a game on c ops either

And its wonky to play after quitting

[tough meadow]

you move like there's a thick layer of mucus all over the floor

I couldn't use the nsfw alternative of "mucus"

[verbal imp]

Yeah exactly

[north shard]

yo

[paper tangle]

About 1-2 weeks

[frozen elm]

is it worth buying the hallower passed!!!

[paper tangle]

Really depends on the stickers

or the skins

[verbal imp]

We love suffering

[paper tangle]

It be like that

[verbal imp]

We going to the mental hospital with this one

@rich crow I hate u

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

You said L and I got butthurt

You’re getting muted for 1000 years

Shut the funkle up sir

[paper tangle]

not the butthurt

[rich crow]

Damn he typing one long sentence

[verbal imp]

Uhh I don't think muting me for 1000 years is fair treatment ☝️🤓

[rich crow]

The whole U.S. constitution

[rich crow]

It’s not supposed to be fair???

It’s a dictatorship???

[verbal imp]

Shut

[paper tangle]

the

[verbal imp]

I'm.not good on mobile

[rich crow]

I’m.not

Xdd

[verbal imp]

I type like a grandma when I do

Die

[paper tangle]

But I like grandmas cookies

[rich crow]

Die?

Nah

Die lit?

[verbal imp]

They do be good fr

[paper tangle]

fr

[verbal imp]

Go back to 2017

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

That’s the best time

[rich crow]

Dude that’s when I learnt the nwater

Awesome!

[verbal imp]

When she became racist

!!!

[rich crow]

I was born racist wdym

[verbal imp]

Fair

[rich crow]

You wanna hear my first word?

I got it on video

[paper tangle]

Sofia got the Diamond Racist certificate badge

[verbal imp]

The rarest medal u can achieve

[rich crow]

Waiting for my prestige badge

[paper tangle]

Wait 2 more years

[verbal imp]

Diamond is prestige

[rich crow]

No shot

[rich crow]

When I past away

I get prestige

[verbal imp]

REAL

Now we wait

[paper tangle]

Insanely real

[verbal imp]

Hm

My main form of entertainment is now gone

MY CARS

all of them

Are now gone

[stray violet]

My car may consume oil, but at least it has a built-in smokescreen

[verbal imp]

All 123 vehicles I owned (30% of them)

[stray violet]

Cloud of smoke oil

[verbal imp]

It will be missed

[verbal imp]

😭😭😭😭

Dawg

Deadahh ur car was made by mazda

[stray violet]

My friend's rx8 consumes less oil than this car

[verbal imp]

Or secretly rotary swapped

[verbal imp]

LMFAO

No way

[paper tangle]

Skill issue

[verbal imp]

A fricking rotary runs better than ur shi box

That's saying something

[stray violet]

He cruises at 7k rpms too

Mine can't even go there by driving

[paper tangle]

What a nice cardboard box of a car that ewalker has

[verbal imp]

Is it boosted?

[stray violet]

His is stock

[stray violet]

I've only seen mine shift out of 3rd gear at 6200

[verbal imp]

He needs to dump it and put some 20 vip rims and a cold air intake

Fr

[paper tangle]

Fr

[verbal imp]

Yk what that means

[stray violet]

Yes it's a 4 speed

[verbal imp]

Nah im.out

4 speed auto I assume right?

[paper tangle]

he didn’t like that

[stray violet]

Obviously

I want to learn stick

[paper tangle]

Nox will remember this

[paper tangle]

Stick is so much fun

[stray violet]

You're lying

And fake

And texan

[paper tangle]

I am Texan

We’re built for sticks

[stray violet]

Lord have mercy if I ever get my hands on a stick shift

[verbal imp]

Sticks or no go

[stray violet]

I'm gonna be like those Arab videos

[verbal imp]

We loves our sticks

[stray violet]

Where they absolutely smash the Rev limiter for like 20 secs

[verbal imp]

I love grabbing our sticks

[verbal imp]

And hit a truck on the other lane

At 120 mph

[rich crow]

[stray violet]

You mean 300kmh

[verbal imp]

200 mph

[paper tangle]

What the hell is a kilometer

[verbal imp]

NOO

[paper tangle]

[stray violet]

I will now go to a certain German dealership

And place a down payment

For a very specific car

[paper tangle]

He’s gonna shave his beard

[stray violet]

It will be very practical

[verbal imp]

You will not recreate the rs6 incident

[stray violet]

And sporty

[paper tangle]

Remember

No German

[stray violet]

[verbal imp]

I will be the one driving

[stray violet]

"wash away....

.....with kerosene"

[verbal imp]

You'll learn stick in the mean time

[stray violet]

(beat drop)

Hi

I remember

[verbal imp]

He remembers

[stray violet]

Me and idiot friend made the funny

We have like

2.3 braincells combined

Look

[verbal imp]

💀

[stray violet]

It's funny because

He's like struggling with the door

Because I forgot to unlock it ☠️☠️☠️

So he's just there like

And I'm in there like

[rich crow]

Here he goes again with cars

Literally not far related = forgets in 2 seconds

[stray violet]

And the door lock is also there like

[verbal imp]

And my favorite one was the evo 5

In yellow

😭

Every time I drove that car (in game) I felt like a boy racer

[rich crow]

Bro I’m not a car person what are you talking about

[verbal imp]

Cars woman

[verbal imp]

Yah I saw that

[rich crow]

You know I’m a watch person

[verbal imp]

Toom him too long just to open the door

[stray violet]

Was funny too because I was waiting for him for like 5 whole mins and I still forgot

[verbal imp]

So why didn't u redo it😭

[stray violet]

I told you bruh

[plucky quiver]

Who here thinks that Standoff 2 should add more cases

[verbal imp]

Pfft

They will

[stray violet]

_ _

[verbal imp]

We dont have to think if they will

They are going to.

[verbal imp]

I think its the air in cali

[stray violet]

I straight up almost crashed again when we went out

[verbal imp]

Just destroying your brain slowly

[stray violet]

He was scared

I was laughing

[rich crow]

The politics too

[verbal imp]

What did u do this time

[rich crow]

All the left wing people

[stray violet]

So basically

That freeway has very short entrances and exits

And I didn't see the exit

[verbal imp]

Yes yes

[stray violet]

So I saw it last minute, jumped 2 lanes, slammed on the brakes, wheels locked up, and car went sideways

But I made it out

I also raced a Porsche and we were going 110

But I think I already told you this

[verbal imp]

Typical altima driver dawg

I mean ig u have to act the part if u have one

[stray violet]

Gotta represent 😤😤😤

[verbal imp]

I dont think u did

[verbal imp]

The menaces to society

[stray violet]

I remember saying this somewhere

OH

And I also have video

Where I sped up and did a blind lane change

[verbal imp]

3% is crazy

[stray violet]

And that same baboon friend was scared for his life

I'll send it again if I haven't already

[verbal imp]

I would be scared too

It's an altima driver

MENACES of menaces

[plucky quiver]

I hope that we get knife skins in cases that cost Credits

[verbal imp]

No

Glove case

[plucky quiver]

Knife and Glove case

[stray violet]

I love driving when there's no traffic

[verbal imp]

We love doing dumb shi on the highway

We ran an old lady off the highway yesterday

We saw her vehicle explode

-Ewalk probably

[stray violet]

Not getting her reboot card

[verbal imp]

It burned along with her car

Sad day

[stray violet]

Unfortunate

[verbal imp]

FUC man

Now I can't drift/race/ do anything really cuz the game broke

[paper tangle]

Yes

[tough meadow]

typical tate fan

not judging, just a joke

[paper tangle]

Becomes mad

[frozen elm]

realest

[stray violet]

You mean fakest

[paper tangle]

You mean Californian

[stray violet]

I hate California

I love Virginia

Virginia is my favorite place

If I could change my name it would be to Virginia

And my last name would be Virginia

Because I love Virginia so much

[paper tangle]

He loves New York

[proper gyro]

@stray violet so you prefer Virginian man than Californian man? and Virgin man over Cali man?

🤨

[frozen elm]

phornication

[honest bobcat]

hey anyone up for a allies match?

[frozen elm]

nuh uh

not with a bronzie

get good brap

[honest bobcat]

...ok

[tough meadow]

mae what rank u in now?

[frozen elm]

championed

both in defuse 2 and wingmen

[subtle nacelle]

damn

defuse 2

[paper tangle]

champion of the zaza

[hidden wolf]

Is there gonna be a halloween update?

[frozen elm]

realest

[paper tangle]

[frozen elm]

danke

mfffff aaaaaahhhhhjjjj

🚬

good zaza

[paper tangle]

good zaza

[paper tangle]

really missed ya ngl

[frozen elm]

i have been involved in unspeakable conundrums

[paper tangle]

I really dont care

as long as your here thats all that matters to me

[frozen elm]

:0000

[paper tangle]

[supple tree]

how long for comp

[vale sparrow]

gm

[rugged trail]

Gm

[frozen elm]

grandmaster

[unique plover]

rise and grind

[eternal forum]

Gm

[vale sparrow]

gmgm

[eternal forum]

gmgmgm

[vale sparrow]

gmgmgmgm

[eternal forum]

ok fr fr

[vale sparrow]

xd

hru

[rich crow]

Hi

[modern basalt]

Almost gold

[vagrant ivy]

Skins are so disturbing during game.

[next isle]

🏎️

[proper gyro]

then don't use any

🐓

[glacial steeple]

U look familiar

[next isle]

🏎️

[glacial steeple]

So anyways

Can I transfer my skins of one ☝🏻 e-mail to another email linked account

Like transfer data to another email typa thing

Idk how to explain it

[rugged trail]

No

U can't

[glacial steeple]

Damn that's crazy

[rugged trail]

Why?

[glacial steeple]

Server ain't the same without tikko

[rugged trail]

Yeah

But he left a while ago

[glacial steeple]

Cuz I don't use that email account anymore

And I thought maybe I should play this game again for a bit

So uhh I wanted my night wolf back

[rugged trail]

And can't u log back on it?

[glacial steeple]

I use another email id now

So yeah......

[rugged trail]

But u can login on the old one?

[glacial steeple]

Was wondering if I can transfer skins gold etc to the other one

[glacial steeple]

Yeah I can

[rugged trail]

Then

Just change the email

Dude

[glacial steeple]

Teach ong

Idk how to do it

I m kinda slow in the head

[rugged trail]

No problemo I can help u

[glacial steeple]

Maybe cuz I fell frm the stairs as a child

[rugged trail]

If u wanna

[glacial steeple]

Please do kind sir

[rugged trail]

Sad story

Can we do that in dm?

[glacial steeple]

I don't have much to offer but my well wishes will be with you

Sure wherever u want

[rugged trail]

Rn

If u wann

[glacial steeple]

Yeah

Cool

[next isle]

[paper tangle]

sock

its me

nightly

[glacial steeple]

Damn hi

I m sock

[paper tangle]

It be sock

Hello btw

Long time no see

[open bridge]

@everyone Is your market working??

[glacial steeple]

I started this game again

And needed some advice on data transfer

Idk

[regal cove]

[unreal sluice]

Cringe gif

[paper tangle]

Awe hell naw

[rugged trail]

Damm bro

Have u saw the video posted by axlebolt will throwing grenade

[gilded flower]

why

[peak grove]

Helolololo

[eternal forum]

Why would it be cringe

[unreal sluice]

The whole sigma thing is cringe

[eternal forum]

Why?

[peak grove]

@unreal sluice i still waiting

[unreal sluice]

Because it’s just little kids who think they’re so cool for hating women

[eternal forum]

Dude?

Lack of knowledge

Of course

[rugged trail]

@eternal forum

[eternal forum]

@rugged trail

[rugged trail]

Is not cringe

[eternal forum]

Fr

[rugged trail]

Yeah

Rose..sup

U here?

Anyway

[modern basalt]

You are cringe

[rugged trail]

How Are you dude?

[eternal forum]

I’m good you?

[rugged trail]

Good tho , thx

Just I forgot my headphones

No music for today I suppose

[eternal forum]

Eh you don’t need them

[rugged trail]

Better no?

Yeah ... indeed

[modern basalt]

Don't play with music bro

[frozen elm]

strandoff 2

[rugged trail]

Why?

[modern basalt]

You need sound

Sounds

For better position

[rich crow]

hello
Can anyone help me؟
The game banned me for cheating but i didn't cheat.

[modern basalt]

I have gamesense just lack teamates

[modern basalt]

Same thing happend to me you can't do anything Abt it

[eternal forum]

He doesn’t play this bad game

[rugged trail]

Saf

Sad

[modern basalt]

Oh

[rugged trail]

Oke...I have to go

[rich crow]

No way?

[rugged trail]

Cya

[modern basalt]

Oh then he can play with music

[modern basalt]

Yeah way

[eternal forum]

Cya

[tough meadow]

A bunch of people got the ban message yesterday/this morning. When did you get yours?

[rich crow]

So what's the reason for banning ?
Did someone reported me?

[modern basalt]

The legends season update

[modern basalt]

Did you root your Device?

[rich crow]

No

[modern basalt]

Then it's a false ban

[tough meadow]

@rich crow you can make an appeal. If you're lucky it'll work. Take a screenshot of the ban message. On help.standoff2.com, go to the messenger and select the "give us a feedback" option

[rich crow]

If it is wrong, will they fix it?

[modern basalt]

Maybe

Try to contact support mine didint work

[rich crow]

Thanks I will try it.

[unreal sluice]

“Lack of knowledge” but all I see is boys hating on women and calling themselves sigma everywhere, I don’t see anything else

[eternal forum]

I haven’t even seen that sigma is supposed to respect women so what you’re seeing is not a sigma

[tough meadow]

Yea the "sigma" philosophy in itself might be good but MOST OF* the people that claim to follow it are not

[peak grove]

@next isle Hello ma lady

Good day

🙂

[cerulean marsh]

True that, it's starting to get cringe

[rugged trail]

Back

[peak grove]

She don't responding 😦

Chat dead

😦

[rugged trail]

Who?

[peak grove]

Ruby 😦

[rugged trail]

Off

Sad

Bro

Just don't cry

[peak grove]

I will start if she don't respond

😦

[sour star]

[harsh crane]

Hey

[sour star]

[harsh crane]

Sup

[sour star]

[peak grove]

Hello yall

[rigid fable]

Yo

[unreal sluice]

@sour star yo

Zero two

[rigid fable]

#📸│photos

Cool planet

(Earth rip-off)

[rugged trail]

...

[sour star]

[cedar raft]

Lets sign a petition to Make Standoff great again

[sour star]

try

[regal cove]

Who wanna hop on standoff 2 with me?

[mystic bay]

Anyone here to play Allie’s ?

Unrated

[rugged trail]

No

Better no

[primal jacinth]

Add me If u want my ID : 187666602

[modern basalt]

Gl

[regal inlet]

If you want 100g dm me

[modern basalt]

Me

[regal inlet]

Dm

[modern basalt]

I did

[tough meadow]

was he being legit

[modern basalt]

He said to join a giveaway

[tough meadow]

come dms

[onyx sigil]

I need gold

[frail briar]

some 1 have so2 french server?

[rich crow]

Guys i just joined here because i have a weird problem, whenever i move my phone the camera moves with it i cant basically aim how to fix it helpp

[tough meadow]

there's a ghost in your room

[peak grove]

Yes, off gyro scop

[tough meadow]

gyroscope*

[rich crow]

Okay

[broken saddle]

anyone compe?

[brittle knoll]

Nice 4/5 beat

This apng definitely needs some improvements

📝🦕

— unnecessary compression artifacts remaining from gif conversion
— bugged extra frame
— not on beat

📝🐓

[zealous delta]

Who wants.to play ranked bronze

I'm hardstuck on bronze 4

[sour star]

the name of the sticker tho

[zealous delta]

Dn

Damn

DAMN

[zealous delta]

Anyone?

[tough meadow]

join a clan or smth

[zealous delta]

Cant

That's why I'm asking

Numbnuts

Every team need 200h+ I only have 120h

And like gold 1

[tough meadow]

hmm xTFx doesn't seem to require any amount of hours played #🛡│clans

[zealous delta]

Damn

IL yry

Try*

[zealous delta]

I applyd long ago and I can't figure how to close my old application

[quick acorn]

Supppp

[tough meadow]

i've talked to one of the higherups there, check it out

[zealous delta]

I'm playing comp rn

[rugged girder]

bronze…..

[sterile seal]

💀

[sour star]

[hearty rapids]

Yo

Where should i get a code?

[verbal imp]

It goes with the song

[sour star]

[vale sparrow]

hmm

[verbal imp]

Hello

[sweet copper]

Evening almost

[primal jacinth]

Stop watching the hub now

And stop beating Ur meat

[sweet copper]

Ahh yes

[primal jacinth]

Go touch grass boi

[sweet copper]

I haven't ever visited the hub

[charred tiger]

Aight

[sweet copper]

Humans = disgusting

[primal jacinth]

Get a life stop donating on onlyfans

[sweet copper]

I am poor

🥲😔

Hru

Ö

Öval

[primal jacinth]

Tip : Join the mafia for a quick buck

[sweet copper]

Mafia sells drugs

[primal jacinth]

I know

[sweet copper]

Man I fear this server's moderation

[glossy pawn]

Anyone wants to play 5v5 rank ?

[primal jacinth]

A long tine ago i was in jail for 2 years but when i got out i got paid 25.000$ for that columbian snow deal

[charred tiger]

Work hard and stop watching the hub

[tough meadow]

wth happened here

[verbal imp]

Something

ig

[primal jacinth]

I am rich and loaded

[leaden bluff]

😋

[rich crow]

[sweet copper]

I found that out hard way

[summer shadow]

Hi

I am new to the game

Hello anyone?

I am looking for friends to play sand off 2 with

[kind flame]

Hello u can use #1044085342308941944

[summer shadow]

Thx

[kind flame]

[rugged trail]

Hi

[summer shadow]

Hello

[rugged trail]

Sup

[barren ibex]

hello

[summer shadow]

Btw devs can you do something about like the player avatars they are pretty nasty

[barren ibex]

just choose yours

[summer shadow]

Okay

[mystic bay]

Any peeps for allies?

😊

[summer shadow]

I would love to play but now I can't

[mystic bay]

Ok

Np

Anyone else 😕❓🚪

[golden ravine]

hi

[mystic bay]

anyone wanna join my dc server?

Youtuber things

[golden ravine]

youthxtiv

[mystic bay]

What

Hi

[golden ravine]

pls duo

[mystic bay]

For what

[kind flame]

[mystic bay]

Lilith

Hi

I watch ur videos ur good

[kind flame]

hi thank u

[mystic bay]

How are u so brave in comp

I mess it up quickly

[kind flame]

I never thought about it

[mystic bay]

Ok

[kind flame]

[mystic bay]

My highest was pheonix s5

[kind flame]

[verbal imp]

Real

[mystic bay]

thats my only rank

So its good

I am a season 1 player

And never touched rank

[verbal imp]

Good on you

Both rank and allies are mid

[mystic bay]

Allies is different

Silvers are elite players

Golds are pheonix players

My highest was g2 In allies

[verbal imp]

Gold 4

Never cared about getting any higher than g4

[mystic bay]

Me to

But a cheater got on my team and got me to pheonix

Only one time

[verbal imp]

They will deduct mmr from u

[mystic bay]

I got 81+ mmr 💀

But its seasonal now

Allies?

@everyone

See thousands online and no replys

☠️

[verbal imp]

Hm

[peak heron]

[tough meadow]

1. Pinging everyone does't work here
2. The poeple online are not necessarily online in the english chat alone. Hell, the online status is global and not restricted to a single server

[mystic bay]

🤓

[tough meadow]

yea yea

[mystic bay]

So ur phoenix now

[tough meadow]

I was

Don't play no more

[mystic bay]

Oh

[tough meadow]

sup boii

[mystic bay]

Always seen ur name at gold 2 for a long time

[peak heron]

Sup

[mystic bay]

Anyone allies?

[verbal imp]

Nah

[peak heron]

Nah

💀💀

Same time

[mystic bay]

Ok

[teal charm]

VICTOR

hello

[verbal imp]

Im busy "playing" 10 gun game matches

[mystic bay]

[verbal imp]

Absolute joke

[barren ibex]

imagine playing so2

[mystic bay]

[verbal imp]

I don't have to imagine

Cuz I am

[barren ibex]

ain't you a hater?

[mystic bay]

[verbal imp]

Yeah

I am

[barren ibex]

bro wants to get banned

[verbal imp]

My account is better

[mystic bay]

[barren ibex]

i only have butterfly cold flame and like 5 other arcanes

eh its ok ig

[peak heron]

I just joined end games and it counted

[mystic bay]

i had every knife

[peak heron]

Had?

[mystic bay]

Yeh

Hate my self

[peak heron]

What happened now

[mystic bay]

I wanna kms

Sold them

[barren ibex]

you have infinity gold?

[peak heron]

Why solf

[mystic bay]

Had m9 kumo

[barren ibex]

or what

[peak heron]

Sold

[verbal imp]

Ur telling me you joined 10 games and they were all 1 knife kill away from ending the game

[barren ibex]

if i had every knife I'd prob just end the life

[peak heron]

Yes

And it counted

[mystic bay]

[barren ibex]

its the highest point of no lifing

[mystic bay]

[barren ibex]

does anyone play cs2?

[mystic bay]

[barren ibex]

nah

[mystic bay]

[tough meadow]

wayyy too buggy right now

[peak heron]

[barren ibex]

ik

[mystic bay]

[barren ibex]

bcs of that i got 7 days comp ban

[mystic bay]

[tough meadow]

hell it's kinda crazy to say but current CS is less stable than so2

[mystic bay]

[barren ibex]

i mean it just came out

[tough meadow]

the ranking system is also a mess. Sounds like it's worse than so2's

[barren ibex]

its normal

[tough meadow]

true. Still a crazy thing to say

[barren ibex]

lol

[verbal imp]

Would still play cs over this game

[tough meadow]

yea that's a given

[rich crow]

Sup

[barren ibex]

then play it

[verbal imp]

Give me 4k

[barren ibex]

4k?

[verbal imp]

Usd.

[barren ibex]

bro you don't need 4k usd for a pc

[verbal imp]

I do

[barren ibex]

bro wants nasa pc?

[verbal imp]

Yes.

[barren ibex]

nahh

[verbal imp]

4k rn

[barren ibex]

yea

in 100 years

that's when i get out of debt

[rich crow]

nice baguette

I need more boolets

[barren ibex]

Thank You Sir

[glacial steeple]

Bored

[barren ibex]

Thanks for the protein sir

[rich crow]

W

E

Plz help me

Im new player

[wet osprey]

Run and shoot @rich crow

You gonna be good trust

[glacial steeple]

Use m40 only it's the best gun

[wet osprey]

ofc

UMP its good rn

And shoot the feets

[rich crow]

fr

run nd gun in this game lfmao

even if i m holding for like 20sec some random guys bronze 2 run and double headshot me

[wet osprey]

Lmfao

[rich crow]

M40?

[whole lotus]

My game crashed in matchmaking and standoff banned me from comp

And it made me silver

Standoff is torture

[rich crow]

and you couldn t reconnect

[whole lotus]

Yeah

[rich crow]

ik just got the same

-88

even tho we won 10-3

[barren ibex]

skill issue

[rich crow]

i didn t even played 1 round

not even the warm up

[whole lotus]

Same

[rich crow]

i was playing another comp in the same time

and it worked

[whole lotus]

Bro I'll cover their whole office with nutella

[rich crow]

@barren ibex come media u ll see

[whole lotus]

I just pressed join button and my game crashed

So i relogged and then i got banned

[rich crow]

30 sec

[civic cloak]

Helppp

[rich crow]

i had the [error:game does not exist]

[whole lotus]

@rich crow

[rich crow]

ye

[whole lotus]

Stuff like this makes me want to delete the game

[rich crow]

i stopped playing this game like 3 times for 5 months each

so ngl it makes me rage as hell

plus now everyone plays run nd gun and hits head

[barren ibex]

@rich crow damn -88

[whole lotus]

Bro i think they reduced -100mmr

From me

I had 1096mmr

Now im silver

[barren ibex]

play cs2 then

[whole lotus]

I shouldve stopped playing

The curse is real

[whole lotus]

My laptop woulda blow up im not even joking

Before update cs was like 20fps on my laptop

Maybe even less

[barren ibex]

if on low settings

nah i think

unless the laptop survived WWII

[whole lotus]

My laptop witnessed the Mongols burned Baghdad into ashes

[barren ibex]

impressive

[mystic bay]

I need more boulets

[summer shadow]

CSGO crashes for you guys too?

I meant sandoff2

[whole lotus]

Yea

[summer shadow]

Bruh I thought it's only my device

[whole lotus]

Standoff 2 just gave me a reason to plant a bomb in their office

[primal jacinth]

I love columbian cocai-

[summer shadow]

I love the ragdoll