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AMKLAR
Night cerq^^
why is noone on american servers
That’s basically what I was about to say
@silk kraken
i have to play french and netherlands
this game is 10x worse than critical ops frfr
Rank anyone? I’m unplaced in comp 3/10 and jus finished Allie’s silver
bigger playerbase and less active players is crazy
cops is worse wdym XD
Seems kind of like it, the visual trade off for active players is crazy
just not true lmao\
its true i can tell :v
who tf plays cops in 2023
💀
who tf plays this in 2023?
this games netcoding is awful
it was made by roblox programmers
the movement feels awful
you cant do anything without sliding around liek a bod
bot
its sloppy asf
cops is worse than so2 XD
Cops hit boxes are ridiculous
cops feels like im fat when im running
Bigger yeah, but the majority comes from europe

Frfr
insane statement
so2 is solid dont get me wrong
Agreed
and talk about linear gunfights
i get lost even in these maps
and only 2 maps
Mode and map
competitive, all i get is sand and dune
im a data analytics specialist that plays alot of fps games
how ur telling me dune is small
XD
i cant stand roblox
i feel tiny asf
exactly
then ur the worst data analytics specialist
maybe its cuz im on ipad?
i was ipad too
lil bro bro rlly tryna be allat
ur friend with aimbtw?
blind james
Sandstone is the most popular map, older one that needs a remake agreed, dune is played a lot because it's a month old map. You wanna play sth else? Pick province or sum
ye
im playing w sayang and aim
never get games on the other maps
D-mb you do, you should get it within 2min
i guess it also doesnt help that the only ppl i can play with are in the netherlands
idk sayang i guess :v
go russia
6 minutes nothing on all servers
200 ping just would not be fun
i normally play on russia cuz it find match faster (in high rank)
Ye but also when? U gotta realize the most plays between 4-8pm cet
what ping do you usually get nuno
It always does
95/100 in russia
ill try periodically thruout the day
in netherlands takes me +5min lmao
where do you live?
When you go Russia it's guaranteed that you'll get the match
Portugal
netherlands and france is always within one minute
in gold /phoenix/ranger maybe
in elite 2000 mmr u will never find match(soloq)
XD

@cedar raft what do you mean L?
ill try ranked in russia
it just suckes when i get peeked and killed and bullets wont hitreg until 200ms after i hit them
with 200 ping its hard asf XD gl
Plz help me with that ping
I dont have any server with low ping
@outer valley how long did i take u to get high elo
how long have u been playing the game
what are the other best servers
since beta(2018) :-:
Hongkon france
russia, netherlands, france, poland
???
gotcha i guess im just doomed to high ping
idk about other ones
whats your rank
@outer valley how much ping you got
fr?
Turkey as well
which server?
But the most active is Russia ofc
In which server you got best
@outer valley And where you from
Portugal
i like the game and i wanna love it so bad but this ping thing is killlingggg me
I have best ping in hongkong 125
i had a bunch of old stickers that sold for 2k each
But its too much lagging my game
noice
i had awm v2 :-: but i sold it in 2020/21
😭
yeah im holding on to like 2 more things incase they get important
i had the golden ak dude
i sold it 2021
Network issue perhaps?
i get 25 ping on US east
No one giving me a advise about my high ping
but on c ops i get 7 ping all across the united states
Ah I see how it is
@plush lake maybe its game itself problem
Wouldn't say so, at least not rn, even tho accidents like these have happened. I'd just say you unfortunately have to play on Europe in order to get matches sooner which worsens your ping

There's always an option to reach out the support team
And check out forums
yeah i guess so
sadge asf
Tysm
they dont have actual seperate servers prob just one central
Did anyone ever achieve lvl 600
Crazy how I queued for France and only two mins takes less than two mins to find one
Maps*
Na server dead
7 of them in the united statexs
.
7 ping regardless of 1-7
i dont think
Neymar
sua mae
Wow
xd
Essis ingrêsis viu
Hello! How re u all?
Hi
sup

Ficam doidinhos quando vêm eu falar de neymar
how re u guys
hello everyone
Hi
hello
ninguem quer saber de futebol aqui, so pode ingles neste chat btw
which countries are you from?
sup
Portugal
austria/china
ok
sure
have you been busy ncore?
turkey
just ask
yea dude just ask
ban 1 cheater bcs I am bored to play against cheaters
Everytime bro
I have some proofs
you already pinged him and broke the rules, might as well continue
My bad
I think mods let it slide if the devs type in the chat first
k
its rare asf for me rn
I played one scrim and boom pc and cheater
XD
I didnt know he was pc
fr
He said He s ipad
😂
bruh
what the eNcore doing
hes cooking
tryinng to get data for server tweaking ig
his first step to identify your location
xd

ya'll, only english here. U might get banned. Go over to the portuguese chat
he dont know english

then go to portuguese chat: id:customize
Hello
ey bro how can i report someone in the game
click the pause in game and click the player's profile
or you can go to axlebolt.helpdesk

yeah sure cuz i clicked on send message... didn't found it
thx anyway
@rich crow
wait for hel
he can help
@rich crow we have sm1 that needs help
Oi
@lusty oracle (srry for ping but hel doesnt answer)
what kind of report do you want
bugs? hackers?
or something else
hacker

Greetings.
I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over people’s heads.
thats a good one
darn! its raining puns again
u sound like a white dad
Well, you kinda remind me of my own kid, you know, my Caucasian son.
im black
I’m sorry to hear that 😔
.
I thought you were knocks
Winter sport stat is same price as V2 
bro this bug is so annoying
my game keeps crashing
i lost so many games because of this bro
Not br
Deep web browsin
Pills by the thousand
Lean sippin squid up on jolly ranch mountain
The real big slammer
The credit card scammer
Nah I'm number 1
I thought you changed your name
Nope
Again
doing it


welp can't believe im going early to school on a half day because I've got bts responsibilities
ugh
bts responsibilities?
im gonna be at school for 10am-5pm
behind the scenes
Explain or I take your uhhhhh
(i forgot that stupid kpop band ruined that acronyms original meaning)
take it

"without the bucks"

run it back
Hi, new to standoff. I wanted to ask if this game is still active and good to play before I start playing
Depends what region you're from
UK- EU
Hey can someone gift me a knife or a very valious gun please 🙂
Hell no
Ah right, thanks. It’s just I didn’t want to start a game that might be dead soon you know
Jeez
So dead that you'd have to play in another server that's not the us
Mostly since everyone play cod mobile and pubG
South America has Brasil
And there's still lots of active players in Chile, Argentina, and probably Bolivia
I mean you're not wrong
It kinda feels weird when 90% of the players you find are Russian
It does but sometimes you find people of your own kind
Usually they're being toxic to you

I’m playing mobile games when I have a Pc is just weird lol
Mobile games were enjoyable 6-7 years ago
One message removed from a suspended account.
Now it’s just trying to find something to feel like you enjoy it
Tbh everything now is just meh
There's no new games or anything fun anymore
But it's alright
We ball

zelda tears of the kingdom is pretty new and one of the best games ever made imo
better than breath of the wild
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Me rn
Hello chat
Hi
Bro coping so hard that he wrote a harvard-worthy essay
Not an English professor to be reading allat
you're putting all your time and effort into something that isn't worth it
spend time with your family or smth
(im not level 178)
here comes the navi fanboy
trust me you're not the first to give this critique. They're not not gonna change it, at least not now. If you want to at least TRY making a dent, give a feedback in help.standoff2.com
navi got to the finals without losing a single match in the last ever csgo finals
sure, they lost 0-3 in the finals, but it was a good showing
against t2 teams
is faze t2?
oh btw did you hear about cadian leaving?
heroic's gonna be werid now
Bro I can't get into ranked cause no one PLAYS
nah the best case will be stavn awping and adding a real IGL
and boombl4 to c9
Why?
who're they removing? Hobbit?
i guess
he is the gatekeeper of queues, no one can q without his perms
I'm so confused 💀
it's gonna be full russian when hobbit goes out
no
is it an fps?
🙂
🤨
Man
How hard is it to get my first knife
Anyone tryna sell me a knife for 0.15g 🤡
that is if you can bid the highest
Gm
English
Inglich?
Good morning
Gm
Mornin'
Sup
🏎️

@torpid aspen Indi bana :)
Offf
@rugged trail Gm
Goodmorning
Gm
Heyy
Waiting at the train station, a pigeon on the 2nd floor just passed me by
I think that lil bud got lost xd
Wbu
Help him find his way out
U need to be an inspiration
To show the right path

I don't know where he went, he went went to another aisle kekw
Man I wish I could I've got so many tests this week and projects to work on
Do by yourself
Some
Help yourself to be better
Yeah once weekend begins I'll try
gm fellas
gm fella
hi
Hey guys i have a issue with ping since two day i found a VPN App. NAMe (Tunnelbear) it's really worked my ping becomes low and lagging issue resolved,😇
In Singapore normally i have 180 to 200 with that VPN app it becomes to 102 to 125 some times 99
its 7:49pm for me
gmgm
Ok..u do what u need to do
Gm dude
gm
im doing good, what about you?
Just waiting until the classes start, but two of them got cancelled so I get to go home earlier thankfully
Wbu?
Someone 1v1 for gold?
When is new season coming of comp
Never
Ranked lobbies are dead and I'm mad
he died
teachers?
or students
Can you guys come to screenshots?
its not for me apparently
🏎️
WHO have a school ?
Unlucky
Same for me
hi all
maybe because it's "national"
One literally just came out
hello
where i can appeal about ban
cuz i useed emulator
and got banned
the bluestack emulator
idk wuy
Hello
Oh didn’t see my bad I was having a test
you'll likely get rejected. But here's how to do it: Take a screenshot of the ban message. On help.standoff2.com, go to the messenger and select the "give us a feedback" option
u did good?
School is tough
Hopefully
I have to cycle 10km, then 4hrs of lessons in a row, then cycle 10km back home, then 2-3hrs of homework
School is good (as a nerd)
4hrs lessons
Xddddd
I have 7
Also you’re trying to lose weight so it’s good for you
u gotta have the most mucular legs in school or smth rosie
I only run and do burpees, no specific exercise that focuses on the legs. But they're quite beefy if I were to say so myself
just did our running thing and I didn’t give it my full and I didn’t even do worse than my classmates
Yup
No they’re skinny
Mee 🙂👍🏻
Private message
Me?
Nooooo
Okk
For sure 🙃
Id?
Mmm wait
160645559
My game name is also Hacky
Me rvnx (am noob)
L like L
yo lilith damn wassup
good u
I'm doin ok too
nc
Yo
Hi
sup
hello
Gotta go in class cya
Cya
lol
maybe. Dude's got the turkish role*, and got all the links in the bio. He may be faking it tho idk
i think its the real one
maybe 🤷♂️
yes 
thank u mate 
Same
funnily enough ur one of the youtubers i watch to get better
Really?
I do watch you but I'm still bad
everytiem i play a game i research on how to get better by either typing how to get better or just watching gameplay lmfao
and his gameplay showed up first
so from then on i just continued watching them
He is good?

yeah way better than me
i mainly like to copy the way he throws his grenades and mollys n stuff
Pro dude
😭
Is 50% headshot good?
For a silver id also say that's good
U silver... Damm
Yeah
Got banned 😢
Cheating code 1002
lol
Unfair
Indeed
I was gold and I didint bottom frag but I was solo queing
aight
Good luck and stay safe
safe bro
?
rule 3 bruh
K
Ohk
Im just missing 120 golds to biy scorpion knife i dont know any good skins i like and want
yk why? bc elite is diff from silver
I don't really care y'know why
Bcuz no one asked you
i didnt ask for ur opinion either .-.
blind stick hamws

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich
welcome
Tnx 😄
🙂


Really

hallo
i learn a bit of german from duolingo
Hello
Yes
hi drazzy
Hey
Hope it ends fast for ya
Hello drazzy
Thx
Whatchu been up to? Both of u
Two of my classes got cancelled so I'm omw home already
So it makes sense
when will be update in game does anyone know?
Ye but still
Nicee
After this lesson I have to cycle 10km home lol
Man ČD lines fml takes to long
at hospital
Wdym
Hi
Now that's messed up
I didn't said u a word i guess
thanks
Iamgine
Wsp
Sup
I will
@timber flare lol you got timeout
💀
Not that topic again
💀
Wt-
nice spying axmn
I remember getting timeouted here for defending people to the point I gave up
It's just a huge topic lots of drama is bc of it so I ain't surprised they banned it tbh
Easier to avoid mass fights
🏎️
Roblox ahh car
somebody want to play ranked?

Go play roblox
cringe go play brawl stars
Go play Clash Royale
my brother is playing taht i have 2 pc with the same dc acc
go play fortnite
Go play PUBG
yeah its a really good game i spent like 2000k dollars on this game
Money wasting at its finest
Nah i dont play so2 anymore
Game is bad
ahhhhhhh
Enemies shooting thru walls
true
And all that stuff
Oh, so standoff is a normal game
Fr like any other game in the market
Anyone playing ??
but standoff2 is a russen game its normal when u kill pepopel in front the wall 
yeah
It's a pity that my normal phone broke and I can't play standoff anymore...

bro spent 2000k

spent!
ye ik
I don't know why I put two-step authentication on the account
spent**** 
and u dont come in
@glass swan can u talk
guys u know the parallel app
for talk
In order for me to log in to the account, I need to be in the territory of Ukraine, so that the SIM card to which the account is linked works, and I am in Poland...
Nah
And my account had 15k gold
2000k?
Like 2 million?
hahahahahahahhah so funny omgggg why u so funnyyy hahahahah
Sure ig
Hi
yoyo
Bye...have fun
nothing much. Got a new client today
tyty
Anyways
Hh

which means you've passed the obito vs kakashi fight yea?
🦕
Yes
?tag hichatsp
hello chat!
that was epic as hell
Would be funny to have the sauropod emoji fall from the ceiling on his feet
All 750 episodez plus baruto
no. There are only two canon movies in the naruto series. Both of them are after naruto shippuden
Also if it's a video it will use fnaf sound effect
When the caption appears after he falls
Lands*
you'll have to watch both to get the whole story @worthy maple
I'm still watching all 750 episodes over and over don't ask why I just love the series
Why are you convincing him to waste his time
Why not
- Naruto the last movie
- Boruto: Naruto the movie
maan
I could do it
Because I have model

🦕
man
If it's a video it will be Hi
also ?tag hisp3d
But in quote
@worthy maple trust me they're really good. Specially Naruto the last movie
Trust me wasting your time is real good

he's already watched 499 episodes
Trust me chatting on discord is not wasting time
so he has to finish wasting his time
🍻🏎️
Depends
🦕
Mmaaaann
What a nice pig
ok. What about in this context?
🍻🏎

I wonder what food it likes
Probably waste
🦕


you are doing it wrong
🍺🫴 🏎️
Pspspsps
🏎️
Whattt
there he is
How?
he likees beer

How did the beer glass do that
beer good
❓
🐤
Iamgine
Iamgine
you'll get used to it. Like how black coffee tastes bad at first
hu
No
it always tastes bad
Good mod
Cant find a competitive match on india/Singapore 🥲
please report the issue here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
both beer and black coffee were accquired tastes for me
Is 10 minutes match-making time normal?
nope
singapore is pretty populated. Should be* 5 mins maximum*

oops

I wish discord had a better way of checking pinged messages especially for super active chats
like pinning message to bottom of screen
and you can close it anytime
but you should see it when you join to server
pinged or pinned?
Umm well I've disabled notifications because it's hella disturbing
Pinged
yea
which works good
Lejbian
desktop or mobile?

Mobile
Word is band ig
there is a notification button on bottom of screen
which shows friend request
but there is a pings tab on that screen
Bla bla bla
yes, you can only use the most formal synonym of the word. But don't use it if not necessary (it never is)

Yeah I know that
What if I have a friend like that then it could necessary
Found it! Ah thanks a lot!
np
Just finished Naruto
Np
I'm back to watching it
go to dms if you wanna confess your feelings 
What
That’s not what I meant
Fr
💀
Also don’t make it sound wrong bro
nice. Your next watch should be Naruto the Last Movie
Current Gold pass is more expensive than the past ones.












