#💬│english-chat
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Bro the giveaway is not mine
There is a turkey server that is doing a giveaway and I need 2 Invites
@jade reef can you join so I can have 1 more invite?
Why man ?
What makes you think that it's funny ?
When did he beg?
well 2 months ago
When I didn't had anything
and i crushed his hope
My friend chill out
I just asked and that's it
It doesn't affect me with anything that you blocked me
And everything that you're saying rn on this server
@peak heron lol bro that mf is 5 hours
let him send
I'm not about to join a server ran by a turkey. He's gonna go glugalugaluga
I replied to that message mistake
My bad
😂😂
well i just meet that mf 1 hours ago
You can win the giveaway
I meant where the screenshot go?
The one you sent in so 2 screenshots
i never see that p350 in my life
just scroll up
ye
I see it
android ver is bugged
Nah can't see it
I have android bruh 
i already checked other stat
i don't see anyone that have over 50 kills with p350
Iphone better than Android
but this guy have 8k
andriod truly
I do have but non ST
it’s debatable
My myself I have Android but I'll buy an iphone 15 pro max
Maybe he did kills in tdm
71 kills
Huh
in tdm
Proof?
Android becomes slower very fast
You sure it's HIS st?
yes
Me using android my whole life 😂😂
I’m the opposite probably
Was there another teammate?
Depends on the phone
i don't see any stat about p350
"my friends tell me that iPhone is better and I've never used an iPhone so it has to be better"
Had the best phones
If you don't update it
It won't
Samsuns s22 ultra
Sure
But you need to change the battery
Both have their own advantage and disadvantage
lol i got wall shotted so hard
Yeah obviously
bro was afk and toogle the hack
truly
4gb ram on iphone is better than 12gb ram on android
You can add custom rom in Android to improve performance but in iOS you can't (idk if you can add in iOS)
no shi
Iphone is better for photos but performance too
Processor matters too
Not only ram
60hz on iphone was always very very smooth
Tell me you know nothing about software without telling me you know nothing about software:
Xddd
ever heard of optimizing only 1 operating system across millions of devices
I only said bro
I know a lot of things about phones
where is it
I can definitely tell
did you misplace it?
But an iphone 11 is still better than some of the phones
He saw the specs online and is a certified phone pro
If I didn't said anything about the processor doesn't mean that I don't know anything
What internet man
When did I mention anything about the processor
bro got the wrong person
What rank u got after calibration?
I know a lot about phones cause I had a lot and I also learned a lot about them
me enjoying the derank
I had both iphone and android
What rank you got after u played 10 unranked games
gold 3 to silver 3 in 2 days
Same
Real
Owning a lot don't make you knowledgeable about them
well im regret playing allies w random
Frfr I don’t know anything about black people
@stray violet send that SpongeBob imitating a bird "i KnOw AlOt Of ThInGs AbOuT pHoNes"🐓
You're right, but testing them , looking and the performance and learning about them makes you knowledgeable
just got home and we already in the funny

Anyone can see the cars race. But not everyone understands how they work internally
“but phones are different!”
I'm waiting for this tbh
Mate
I don't need to prove to anyone that I know stuff about phones
v6 (I don’t understand anything I only like cars )
I'm very experienced in PCs too
He's so cool omg he doesn't have to prove anything
well you kinda do if your claiming things
Which v6
But don't need to talk about it so I just keep it for myself
uhh where i can report to a player?
🐓🐓
im reporting a guy with 8k kills on p350
hol on lemme see which carx put
He started to say things so I had to reply to him
Mate you are a 14 yr old trying to be cool by saying that
Oh now you're bringing age into this?
Didn't claim anything man
Are you playing carx street or carx drift
Nah 😂😂
street baby
yeaaah nice
Just can't have a conversation with a 14 yrs old 😂
Bro is using his last bullet and missed
Most people pretend to be cool on internet but face to face they're scared
Ironic lol buddy
you’re scared ewalk
bro you literally resorted to assuming people are 14y.os
Ok
Listen
what’s even wrong with being 14yo bro I was 14yo like 11 days ago
shiver me timbers ☠️
How about we meet face to face then you can say anything you want
XD
1v1 irl?
Kinda
he’s really out of argument material
You know you not big

Man who is argumentig ?
How you say
And if you can't take literal pixels on your screen, maybe turn off your phone
He’ll just prove his knowledge it’s ok bro
Ironic
Two little girls
"meet me IRL I'm so tough"
true
You did
I know he ain’t talking brooo
ur mind said that
I bet everything that no one would say this stuff in my face
Maybe I'll meet your mother
How about that my little friend ?
so u want to punch their face?
now he’s talking about my mother
he brought mother jokes‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
wow mom jokes in 2023
Can't punch 14 yrs old
maybe you are the kiddo
ong
if you’re out of things to say
Go to sleep buddies
and have to bring cringe jokes
bro really ran out of word to say
Why are you so obsessed with 14 year olds
Because the way he is talking says that he is 14 yrs old
@stray violet vq37 v6
Well then what about you, a 12 year old?
well if it true i go report
alr
also planning to buy an mk5 or r35
which should i go for
🐓
Mk5
r35 has better stock hp
Heavier
Nah bro guess what I'm not even born
true it is heavier
im 14 yrs old
end it now to confirm that
Ok
🤔
Axlebolt Casully giving me arcane graffiti for 3rd time 
And rare stickers
Like
Can't we switch sides
well it did give me arcane sticker
Give it to me
I will give 3 arcane graffiti for that
let me send the ss
Lucky
ye
I got arcane graffiti for 3rd time
🤝
My own mate betrayed me
and i did got 9k for free
why are russians playing us servers man
so welp
How
im not regreting that
Coz hackers
give 1k 🗿
What happened to that server vte
tf i have nothing
Btw
and i always get the most idiotic teammates evrr
how
well some ruined the server
better find a mate to play with
i usuallt play with eu ppl and its 12 am in us rn so theres no one
well they planning
Who
the owner of that server
What they planning
Silent?
Ye
What they planning
hello hello
Gm
Hi how are u
sup ppl
Good
Gm
I bought night fury with one sticker 100g
Punk
depends
Knife m9 digital burst and karambit purple camo
use raider
or rose if you dont like raider
Already have
punk doesnt really fit well w the kara i think
i dont think punk fits any purple knife
Also I'm thinking about something that would fit with the new knife obsidian skin
Universe only
I had a pic with royal rose
Check #📸│photos
looks good
🍻
Good morning
Morning
Gm
Gm
Good morning
Sup everybody
Nun you
Dude I'm still waiting for vampire anime girl to come to my room.
I am waiting for my headphones to get fully charged so I can play so2
U might have to wait for lifetime
Dam
I am still waiting.
Walkers they in the WOOOOODS they in the rv
And I dont give up
Why watch anime it's 🚮
Bye am gonna play now
Dude stop being trashtalker men.
Ayee nothing abt anime alright
Ur trash
Exept for Naruto it's good
my friend okay calm down
Ur mom trash
Meanwhile mha🚮
There r others too that r good
Frfr
Stop.
Ohh yeah
Dude I am reading Vagabond manga
Nun
What sup
No
A lot of people are trolling you
Fr
No wonder you’re hardstuck silver bro
Same
Surely
Bro you’re not gonna get close to playing like a pro
Explain how you will play like a pro
"prosto"
Exactly
Exactly
You’ll train for 1 week no improvement and quit
No you don’t
I’ve seen how you play bro
And no scope is luck
If you didn’t know
I like knifes
Guy who carried your ahh
I got more knife kills than ak 47
serves so dead
What server
eastern us
3 player and stuck in silver
It’s dead yeah
I think for eastern us you should play in Europe
Fr
havent played this game in like 2 years i jus wanted to hop on again
Cg5 posted a song ABT napoleon 😔
Bluds bio say God first I hate life 💀
Yes of course I left it
Yah
Yeah?
So what
?
I left a long time ago
?
What do you mean
Ima go play standoff
Ye
how long do yall usually wait for a queue
was jus on there
i havent even been on discord in years im not the same man i was
Why not
Hey can anyone please let me know how to restore purchase
Help!!! I made a wrong purchase. How can I get a refund?
Bro who TF are u
Where dawg
I purchased gold
What's so bad ABT it
Can anyone donate gold, I have no confessions about buying gold and I would really like to have a skin in the game if anyone could donate I would appreciate a lot of work collecting cans but all the money I earn I buy food for my house as my mother is single and I have 2 little brother thought it was ugly, kept asking for more, really wanted a skin, good night everyone
I Send it
@rich crow
What should I do about it now?
@primal rain do u have css?
yes
??
F@ck
Me
@primal rain check dms
Bro Satan doesn’t help
walla
I made a wrong purchase
U. Cant refund it
😭😭
And you begged Satan to help XDDD
dayum
I don't beg o was just asking for help
Guys, is someone from Philiphines?
does anyone know solution of crafting recipe not found problem
Then why did you say help me Satan
Yeh but I wasn't begging
Ok but do you really believe Satan will help with your standoff purchase
can u tell me
Ofc

Yeah!!!!
Recipe dont found = u cant craft that guns
ohh
They are uncraftable
😂
damn i lost some gold
oh my god!?!?!?!?
I’m so sorry!?!?!?!
God forgive me!?!?!?

god wont?=!?!?!?!
?!?!?!
God*
good morning amxmasxnasmxxan
Hi
he said "boy your account will be blocked" and whatnot
🥸
🦥
ill go chat with him for fun
what's your in game name
🦍
bro i can't find him

he's making it hard for his victims
Imagine
AY
Hello, is it possible to complete the pass if i started yesterday, im on 7 pass level?
Any new promocodes ?
no unless you buy levels
Ahh
When's the fable crate going bye bye
Only available for people under very specific reason
What?
Anyone want play with me?
Hey guys
Is it possible to buy from the standoff golds website without living in Russia?
I think yes
Ok, ty
maybe try
depends on your credit card
who are you to tell him
He is Kaffn
true true my bad

gm
gm
@sick cave bruh all that priase was just a meme huh. I read it and the discussions around the chapter is just people meming about it like it's the second coming of jesus or something
what
not saying it's bad, it's just not even close to far enough in the story to say if it's good
it's a bout a manga
manga memeing about Jesus?
jjk or csm?
the only good thing i can see this far into the story is the art. It's only 2 chapters for god's sake
Kagurabachi. Surpased My Hero Academia's popularity in 3 chapters
nah
💀💀
Yo I need a duo rank silver on both can't trust randoms region eu
Alies/compe
pls gift me knife 164513606
Yo tf y'all appeal
Hello everyone.
got banned?
What should I invest in?
did you cheat?
but you can make an appeal. If you're lucky it'll work. Take a screenshot of the ban message. On help.standoff2.com, go to the messenger and select the "give us a feedback" option
well you can't root your device, you'll be banned
Hello guys
hacks are easier to install
Maybe you know how long it takes for them to respond?
depends really. They give an estimate on the top of the messenger but they can take longer
oh and it's sunday
so they won't be answering today
Oh it says be back tomorrow
Which pass?
Guys my account got banned for nothing please help me I won a duel match right after I got to results it said that you are account is banned due to cheating
The ban code was 1002
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
Bruh
bruh
Some rich man gives me a butterfly
I was a phoenix in my allies, but only bad people come to my team
I get angry
It seems like people only start the game to play around
🐂🐂🐂
Um Br omgd
Does anyone know if those people who use "vpn" to play will be banned
example: I'm somewhere, he sees me then activates something and kills me on the other side of the world
Hi
Sup
With?
ye
.
Whenever your trying to purchase gold what is that discount on top of the price ?
Whenever your trying to purchase gold what is that discount on top of the price ?
Yeah... scammers
I don't remember
It can be
Yes
It is
But I think that that doesn't apply
So it doesn't apply to anything?
@rugged trail U remember me?
the gold prices are always discounted, it was never not
@hot hornet bruh what
iamgine
and I will ask you something
Should I study law or economics to go abroad?
I have B2 level German
and a1 level france lol
Nice
where you from?
If you’re grinding it yes also do it at the end if you want to surprise yourself with what you get
@eternal forum do you still play btw?
anyone wanna 1v1
are you in the in-game clan?
do you play with the members?
no
it’s kinda dead
I think
and I don’t play that much on that account
mostly my main acc
even if I don't play anymore, I do a great deal of recruiting and coaching for the members
I don't wanna leave until it's back alive
And new members are joining everyday. I was wondering if you could help by being active there @eternal forum
active in discord or standoff
so2
maybe
fine if you don't wanna
hmmm what gold???
the gold I have no use for anymore
only the sticker. I can give away the rest rn. They have potential but not as much as the sticker
i.e. they're not worth waiting for
bet
Anyone can tel me gold transfer or skin transfer still works???
so like rn? How about tomorrow. It's almost my time to sleep
damn
well
it’s whatever works for you I guess
those never existed in the first place

haven't been muted in like a month. That's like a record for me
Wow
How insane
Honestly
For me it’s like
Probably 2-3 weeks
Rookie numbers
XDDD
wth is Vitaly Goordev
Name of the offender
He sends you a message saying that you will be banned, he doesn't have a nickname
And he sends you the telegram
and you fell for that?
He said he would reward me, he analyzed everything, it seemed very real
it seemed very real
ignores the blatant warning
(assuming this was a in game dm)
Man, I lost everything I built in 4 years in this game
(if it's discord bro wtf?)
you had a poor foundation
it'll drop at some point

U still on?
So u gave ur account info?
duh

Bro rlly gave his account info smh
Should have given it to me
How u even fall for that
Fr
Bruh u play since 2019 and still made that mistake
the fact that he survived 4 years without getting his account stolen is impressive given how he fell for it
I have 400 hours of game
True
Changba

Weren’t you going to sleep
I think thats a slavic name, in my experience i could never give my info to a slav, all slavs i know are a bit crazy
yea it's 6:30pm. I sleep at 6:45
Okay then give me your info
Oh
Ok
Nvm
bro has a functioning sleep schedule
It looked so real man
Send me
Alr I see
🗿
Do you have telegram?
Sleep at 6:45pm tho wtf?
Nah but ill make one
When do you wake up dude
@Vitaly Goordev
yea i uh wake up at 2am
people who wake up a 2
kinda practical ngl
practical?
Can anyone donate it to me?
indeed. I can workout, clean, study/code BEFORE college
it's better waking up early to do your own stuff and prepare for the day, and end the end early
maybe I'll try that in college
True I guess
😳
Just send me a link or something i never used telegram
it'll definitely destroy my social life tho
Wake up at 2-4 am
Ok wait
I find time to physically hang out with friends during weekends. The rest of the week we just interact by sending each other memes
There is no link, it is qr code
but i think it'll improve my time Interacting people opposite my time zone
I dont trust random qr codes
Why would you want to do that
It's the QR code of the guy who scammed me
most of my clients are from eu/na
Hi
Oh clients
morning for me night at them
Sup dude
we do something called "work"
so business talks gets delayed
Dude
a bunch
Send it on dms
hi
@jaunty jolt if i get a virus on my phone youre done
Yeah you probably won’t do anything to him
threat from a whole ahh different country
yo semy. Sup. I'm bout to sleep
are there any promo codes?
welp im eating fried noodles
Yo brother
What?
Nothing much, have a good sleep dude
I'm chilling, and listening to music
yeah it is thanks
Alr np your welcome
my dinners are 95% rice so that sounds good to me ngl
I'mma go study in a few hours, when I get home
Chicken and rice
damn dude nice. Finally huh
What u combine with it?
depends. Meat, eggs, fish, etc. Sometimes I add fermented soybeans i.e. nato
Oh
Sounds nice
How
Not even that omelet rice dish?
In this part of world we don't Cook that,
At least never saw it
Omlete ye , but not with rice
I said omelet rice dish
No
We basically mix rice with everything here (typical asian)
Yeah
I understand what u said
Ok I did too
Anyway gn, I'm out
Cya have a good rest
@rugged trail
Bc you don’t give skins
So I hype myself up
So give skins
@rich crow
This is why you’re nab
Hi dude
Indeed...I know
Ok
You are master
You shut up dude
Too god for me
So give me your gold
Why not
im skipping rice
maybe
idk
ill stick to noodles or noodles with rice
💀💀
Sup
Because
Is there any channel for trades or something?
Trade?
Not here, at least
Soup
Like to trade accounts or sell accounts
Ok a little then
Omg
Do it then say Why you got a bancode or scammed hqhqhqq

Im sorry for misunderstanding
Buying and selling accounts isn’t
No waaay
But scammed its allowed 🙌🏼hqhqhqqhq
Guys please dont fall for obvious scams on telegram
Bro, why I don't get stickers
Whoever falls for it has low iq
Fact
A guy who played 4 years fell for it
If I try pe cry I should get a few crying remotes
Low IQ
Very low IQ
@rugged trail
can u look at ur dm rq
Sure

Wha
Hello guys
Sup
How are you ?
Hi sup
j
Good
@fast gorge there are 3 general ways to get promo codes:
-
promo codes that developers giving to everyone on big updates. they are giving xp, coin, pass point, graffiti or charm. those will not be valid after update. example: SO2S6DUNE
-
promos that being dropped on some of major tournaments in every 10-20 minute. those are giving skins that cost like 50-500 gold
-
content creators that got sponsored by axlebolt. those promos can be found content creator's videos or discord server. gives about 50-500 gold skins. example: Lilith so2
❗️websites that giving free promos are mostly fake. avoid scammers. (Creds @primal rain )
k ty
is anyone playing anything?
I don't play so...

i can but im not that good
New update
have what
i bought it
look dm
11 million Turkish lira (2 dollars)
Idk how much it costs
Yeye
But it prob is perma

Go check
Why u a potato?
Idk xd
Nab

@primal rain are you a millionaire
Is gyroscope working for anyone?
actually nvm
You say that bc you nab
U nab
You nab
You
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