#💬│english-chat
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Hello
Yo wassgod
Can any one make me pro
alr
Say less
Anyone be my teacher
Wym no I can coach him
What rank are you
its not worth it
He’s gold bro
omg
@keen glen pls help
For sure man
Bro if you’re gold he’s silver xd
Bro
Yes
That’s not how the quote works xddd
What
I eat enough to have energy to cycle 20km
U are gold too don't speak to me
Nope
You’re silver buddy
yes but not really healthy
right, i know axle man has 3 years sub for gura
Would be better if you eat more
@silk kraken would you like to explain
hi
real and true
factual
The things might come too ppl who wait
If I lose weight that’s all that matters to me tbh
guys mac or windows
I am looking for a clan that I can join but they have lots of requirements
as much as i hate windows
that’s not a good mindset
Not to those who wait too late
i would say windows
you can eat healthy and still lose weight
what?
I wanna lose it fast lol
Death
I’ve lost 9kg in the last month
I know you do but it’s not good

What ur pronouns big guy
big guy 🗿🗿🗿🗿
rank?
She/her
Thats why I asking for pronouns
She/him
I started around 2021.
I have matches on 2021 💀
She him or she her
i asked rank
ME
She her but she has a penetration tool
Silver but I can rank up yes yes.
dm
No.
Woodpecker
Okay.
U still gold tho
@keen glen my pronouns are she/her nothing else
Aight for sure

Why my chat deleted
hi
💀
@silk kraken
Don't fall for hi m
💀
Goor raim tho
welcome to los polos hermanos
My name is gustavo but you can call me gus
Don't show urself to the laundry again
??
How u enjoying the game
gugu gaga
JOIN VC
tf
Takbir
Someone allies?? Europa Server
allah
not me. But would prolly help if u state ur rank
hyea rosie
good
masyaallah
What should I do I feel so bad I’ve had 600 calories today
mushoku tensei tonight. Last ep of the first cour
Yeah
YAAAY
600 calories is too much
????
wtf
@tough meadow yo since you don't play the game anymore could you sell me some skins you had?
HOW about ur eat my jhonson
@mental pine id:customize
?
600 is wayyyyyy too low
then even it out for the next week
Eating is important
nah imma let some skins go up in price and give it away to friends
Oh alr
give it to me
eating mr jhonson
Save some fable box skins they will prob go up next season
Stop taking advantage of helpless children
???
U manipulator
So eat less than 600 the whole week?
bro
I'm def older than him. I'm literally 20
Famn
helpless child
DAAAmn
shut up bulgarian femboy
I'm a dev, i already have a laptop
I ain’t no femboy and ok fat Indian slave
ok I’m prob getting muted oops
I learned coding last year
actually I don’t deserve to be muted
I am 14 now
because you said that yourself
Woaaah man
U meant it as in like
Government slave
coding =/= software engineering
no
Ik
he said uhh
his race or something
was lie
like
He said he was a fat indiand
idk bro
yes
Weee need to cook
ate some prok brain today. Really tasty
I will legit put my jhonson on u
you mean pig brain?
My friend everything u see u gonna eat except cows
@eternal forum I didn't know you were like that
yep
tried it once it’s disgusting
I'm not hindu. So yea, I've eaten "cows" too
he’s a fan man idk
OH NO
Fan who are yiu
depends on how you cook it tbh
How were nameless collection’s items obtainable?
luck from competitive / allies
opening gift boxs?
I burn more calories exercising than I eat
Rosie the man the women the real one
Not obtainable anymore right?
Still obtainable
How
then eat more
1 in a million
yea then it shouldn't matter if u ate more than u think you should've today yea?

No I am happy about this
I genuinely don’t like to eat more than 1000 calories a day
I hate the beach
How u keeping count of ur calories
Do you even know what it means
Allah the biggest
thats unhealthy
It’s what I said
Saying something idk
I look at all the labels and stuff
Yeah
sounds like it's the start of an eating disorder, rosie
What is the difference between an animal and a human
It depends on the human and the animal
U don't even know
U saying that an animal is a human
yeah, you could say that
balance it out
No?
Ok
What is it different in humans
@keen glen i see that monkey is smarter than you
Explain
What does a monkey don't got I have
you giving stupid questions
Yeah
Intelligence. And by biblical terms humans were created in gods image and given stewardship over the earth.
stupid questions u can't answer
work on your grammar
So animals are dumb?
Compared to humans, yes
Some things animals can do humans cant
A chicken grows in a field
humans are animals too....
i love getting baited by silvers, who then cant even hit a shot
Lmao
Good point
i have 1.74 and 1.88kdr in phoenix allies and comp and silvers are baiting me
silvers are baiting me bro
💀
how u play w silver when u phoenix
clan war
The difference between an animal and a human is

aw hell naw
Humans learn
joij other clan
Animals dont
silvers and below dont
im getting baited by silvers when im in vc with them bro
That is a animal thing

ok bro go get a life
Not wrong
What?
They eat sleap
repeat
They always looking to stay alive
eat sleep anime repeat
this guy talking to himself the whole time
😎
Hi
Yeah
School is trying to make us animals
Hello
better not to give him attention
Ur creative
im not

hes not wrong
what is bro on tho??
i aint doing allat
Bro are you good?
But
We always thought that swans are white
Untill a black swan showed up
Which perturbed the sense of having only white swnas
The chance of a black swan
Is so low
racism now?
What are you talking about bruh
what the heck
Just like ur life
hes one of those 10 yo who get influenced a bit too kuch
U ever thought that maybe
he's either trolling or being pretentious or both
If u pour a drop of paint in cup
I suggest you go to therapy or learn socializing
Is bro trying to be wise?
And not go back
bro needs to go to the mental hospital
he isnt
What is life
real
He's really weird huh?
It can happen
so i drop paint out
But if it did it would mean that time went back
What are you on bro 💀
and then if floats back in?
Hello
It spreads
your parents?

What are you saying bruh 💀
better not to give him attention
Yeah
bro this guy is mentally unstable
I agree
Goldie thinks he better
borke af
Than humans
broke
time moves only in one direction, this is called the "arrow of time" in physics
He does not realize he is being called mentally ill
But
lets leave him alone for a bit
bruh what
If an atoms can spread like it did
It'll get worse for him
When first dropped
why is this guy trying to act smart
The chances are low but possible
he aint smart
If u lived millions of years u can see it
Ik
Ur a potato
exactly, he's being pretentious. With very surface level philosphy that 10 year olds can think up
💀 
Playing mobile games
💀
hes a pice of baguette
bros blind
What is a baguette
he cant see that im bread
oh ma gad
Bro how old are you? 💀
And what is potato
thus guys 9 yo
Hahahahah
Yeah bro he is not making sense
or either he’s insane
brain not working
you are in mobile game discord server
I think he’s just insane
Both
you underestimate 9 year olds
fr
Frfr
my brain not brainin rn
Brain is not a thing
Y'all losin brain cell from this dude?
Scientifically
hell yeah i do
hes on it AGAIN
U can't go to a doctor and say my brain is hurting
Bro what do you mean scientifically
it is. Consciousness is the one that's considered to be not physically real
i can
yes you can
ive had brain pain b4
Scientifically there is an organ in the human body called the brain search it up
my brain hurting
Bro I think you need some rest
no not rn
From this dude
this guy has 10iq
Smart 🤓
hmm
bro thinks hes einstein
But bro is ienstoin
i think bro is gone
Bro got banished to the shadow realm and sent back beyond repair
lol
he left the server💀
my brain stopped braining when he was here
Wait really? 💀
yeah
he did
go on his profile
Bruh 💀
we are finally safe from him
Thank god we are cleansed from the darkness that pledged this land/server
blud did not see the light
Blud saw the darkness
Anyone want play?
Sure
Dm
hmm
yo haru
waiting for someone to come vc
I see
anyone play gyro here?
he’s waiting for his friend
yea
do you face the aim disturbance issue when crouching ?
or jumping
that reall ducks up the aim.. i was wondering if theres any fix or something
Competitive so2 gonna be funny next year. All the pros used to ipads will be forced to using mobiles
Wtf u can say the f word here?
idk
wtf???
Like in professional tournaments
no anymore
its good
@eternal forum yo u muted?
YOOOO boys active as usual in here
Damn
Btw I just got my first legendary gun ::>>>
I am happy
Oooh what's that?
Thanks
The gun?
Yeah and skin
nah
It was the m110 sunstrike
Oh alr
In battle pass
But do you use the gun?
In tdm
Ah alright
🤮
Why?
Playing the game again!
👌
What it's not bad
Just asking but really that gun is barely used
Ye it's funn
Welcome back
No skill gun
Which one
Ik no scope just spam
Bro what? 💀

M110
M110
New map?
Dune
Is there a new map
Dune map
Bro you goin to give me flashbacks to my bad dream bruh 💀
Bruh wtf
Lol
Ohh
A desert map I don't like it
???????
Bro was dark asf
Same as sandstone or better?
Maybe my insomnia demon?
Not better it's just not good small map
Aajhahahahahaha fr
I never wanna go to jail 💀
I think it's called sleep paralysis demon or something
Yeah I mean that
Lol
Pov you got sleep paralysis and the demon clap you 💀
Tom Holland be like:
I'm already posting it
Wtf y’all talking abt
Bro naw man please dont
Idk eitjer
Bros came back with his milk
Don't eva let yo demon near yo when you sleep
I got rawed bruh 💀
Bro what? 💀 lucky?
I ain't lucky I woke up and felt down there sore
Lol
But fr I felt every second of it I felt my rectum stretch 💀
😮
anyone have a so2 acc?
Bro How can we play without an acc
There's no guest login
For sale
"Fore sale" yea ok
I meant like i put a gun up for 50.0 and buy it
Nope all my gold took by shqt case
how much gold did u have
16g
What
Is been a month
Bro wtf is 16g
Ouh
Atleast I still have my m9 digital burst
m9?
Yes
Standoff have m9?
M9 bayonet knife
Nope
Bruh u ain't finding easy gold. Get a job or ask your parents or something
All those gold is my money I spent on game
It doesnt lets my dad card
Bros snatching dad's card
I asked him and said ye
X1 ?
It doesnt accept
Alguém
It has enough money on it
Just don’t buy gold lol
Rob a bank🤑
🧠
Otp bank
just don’t spend money!!! Easy
Naj
The charge😬
Frfr
I’ve got 2 phones one for the charge and one for the plug
Wireless
●
█▄
█ ▄█▀█●
wild

bot?
Who bot

Discord should add translate so I can Russian
My ping is good but I’m getting disconnected for no reason
There’s a Russian chat bro
And then I’m just raking up deaths and no kills
True
Cuz a death gets added by disconnecting, and another death by changing rounds and then another death randomly
Ye but I can't understand wth they all chatting
learn you lazy human
I'm to lazy
Bro it takes years
I tried once but I quit
Oh I thought you were Russian by the way you said it
It’s not that hard bro
I’m starting to learn it this year at school
And I already understand 10-20%
it takes two years it's not that bad
Yes but my school only teaches english and german
By default
German is good
A lot of people at my school wanted German and not Russian
Because we kind of
Understand a little
umri
I dont choose
??
My school does
What does tjat mean
nun
Nothing
Why
Nah
😭
Nobody is typing anything
Hi
Hi
Why is it that enemies are always faster?
game logic
+15 movement speed!
I have died countless number of times because of this
Does this gun in my pfp make it look better?
It does
Thanks
Hi
I know exactly how you feel
I tough everyone speak only russian
Huh
Nox what lvl are u
And ur aim is good so good?
Anyone wanna play
I didn't even play it yet but I can I'm 5 away from comp
competitive mode
Yeh
Oh
I get slammed by sum high lvls so it's hard to get their
Can someone help me get silver 1 or 3 in allies?
Ok
bored*
Its only me or when im getting to hight rank all playiers start camping
Id?
Whos?
Urs
Cant
Ok hold up
Where u from
damn im from sweden
How's it over there never been there
are there any promocodes active ?
how's it in ny?
Obvious
No
ok
Since I live near a store heaven place lot of noise from cars and very close stores makes it easier living
SO2S6DUNE which gives Graffiti "Sunstrike"
Yeh
I ain't grind much
Stopped 2 years ago then came back
And that was on another acc
Ok what lvl are u in old acc
Idk
thx bro
its making it harder to live
np
True
Do want play allies?
exactly
Inv me ishiw
No
SO2S6DUNE which gives Graffiti "Sunstrike"
Not a new code noob
They didn't add new ones
if it works
Told you
counts as new
Bruh
Ok

Alies someone?
is there any active promocode?
Competitive is dead or what
ok
Selam
bad server
Sup
Sorum olacakatı,sezon bitdiğinde ödüller sezon boyunca çıkdığımız en yüksek ranka göre mi veriliyor?
Sup ducky
Someone playng
me
Ok
One message removed from a suspended account.
Ive been searching for russia, poland, france, hong kong, usa for 2 days still got no matches
looking to team?
France I instant get matches
IDK
ow
Ello
ello
@sick cave nice ninja defuse 🥷 🧈
I dont hawe mouch time now
How are you
@turbid nymph you want to join TheForsaken?
Wanna play with me?
yea
My mum took my phone
i requested
alright I'll dm you the invite for the clan, you can apply through there
oh ok
did you apply through the application system?
what
@turbid nymph dms
عمك S9P
عمك
hi
شطفكب
شطفكبnice arabic messages 

يواد شطفكب
Thanks! Really glad that they improved the smoke making it possible to ninja defuse
i think it's better to buy a really good gaming desktop instead, unless you already have one
im not actually good at standoff 2 i just have an amazing gaming chair 😒
@silk kraken can i play standoff 2 on emulator?
Heelo
like i wont get banned?
yeah, but it sucks
kinda
g'day
to be more clear
i used Windows for my whole life and I've never used pc that had average specs (always trash ones
) now I'll buy a PC to only play csgo and other little games that doesn't needs good specs also I'll use it to desing and code in university so i was thinking a msi notebook. but today my dad bought a macbook air for himself and it was really smooth now I'm really confused to choose 

playing games on mackbook isnt a good choice
why not steal your dad's macbook air and buy another PC for gaming?
yo
whats up
real
man i have a family that still thinks people on discord can make me go suicide and he probably will check my all private files 
and i hate it

also
that's more than overprotective
turket lore
💀
also
Goodmorning stand off server
having two pc???
!!!!!!!!!
good afternoon
ture
just use 1 instead
u cant play smooth on mackbook
true*

i checked some tests
👑
relatable
Skill issue
O_O
hi 1 blocked message
lmao
listen to yourself bri
unless you're unsmart
L
nahhhhhh 💀
The key to life is balance
You’re not phoenix bruh
how do you know?
He acts too dumb and his rank display was like bronze or silver
There’s another factor I think
But I forgor
uhm
I love this game
Easy bro
Can you win money from playing standoff 2???
Yes
Bro money?
Oh really guess I gotta start playing even more
Yea
Nope
Oh wow
finally completed all the question now time for new ones
Tournament
i will solve some previous year questions as well
They do have tournaments
Yeah but that’s like so hard to get into
And championship
@unreal sluice be my gf
Yeah
He’s a noob and he probably won’t get in one
Lyst how good are you
But
I’m noob
I used to play back in the day
Sports industry has always been fcuked up monetarily.
But i quit
If she’s gonna be your gf then you gotta be bottom
imagine thinking standoff has real tournaments
wdym?
No
she likes to dominate
I played csgo for like 4 years then I came back too this which is like csgo
?
🤫
you ugly nvm
wtf
I played
1v1??
You like it ??
I don’t think I can play cs2 tho
i confessed she rejected
Not like I wanted to be with u anyway🤡
I would
This is basically csgo but Mobile
that doesn't make any less uglier
I used to play counter strike 1.6 when I was 6 years old. Pure nostalgia now!
That’s wild coming from you
W w
It’s why I play it
what rank are you
?
1v1 euro server
wild its coming at you
Did you even understand what I said?
I have too unlock competitive so im unranked rn
naa you're too ugly to be understood my bad
What rank were you before
@unreal sluice hey I'm just joking girl
Umm gold or something like that
It's hard to believe since a lot of troll accounts exist.
f what?
💀
wtf
Nice
But csgo is so fun
Except I’m not a boy🤡
I have a rare knife it took me 3 years to get it
allah will punish that person
Trans girl*
you a trans
is that grrrr?
Of course it is. But for those who can't purchase a desktop this game is paradise
trans your fluids into mine
hell nah
Like I care what some book written 500 years ago says
?
“Some book”
To me it is just some book
Uuuu a lot of people will find that sentence offensive 💀
is that the "i might left" grrr from todays matches?
I fee has for you then
Yes
oh hi rose
?
Hello
Feel bad*
How come?
Why should I care? They’re trying their best to disrespect me and then start crying after I don’t respect a book?
You’ll understand later


