💬│english-chat

[worthy maple]

I can do 45 flick

and I got a good set up on the air dribbling but I can't really carry

That's all 🙂

[eternal forum]

and that’s why you’re silver

[worthy maple]

Nope I can't score an open net but I will practice that

[worthy maple]

I just got the rank yesterday

from

Placement matches

Also I play on switch

🫠

Lol

[verbal imp]

Sell sell sell

[worthy maple]

I'm already watching a how to not miss a open net vid

[rich crow]

pluh ‼️

got a tiktok of standoff 2 with cheats enabled

and i gotta say its crazy

pretty dumb tho

he was so obvious lowkey but whatever does it for him

[verbal imp]

Real

[primal rain]

real

[verbal imp]

give em 5 more years

[rich crow]

im praying on this game's uprise unironically

🙏

[verbal imp]

maybe theyll cook by then (they wont)

Nah I lost all faith

That's wad foul ngl

gonna keep my inner thoughts

[eager phoenix]

hello there

[verbal imp]

Hi

@rich crow @rich crow Hyd

[eager phoenix]

how are you?

[verbal imp]

Not good
Cuz I don't have pattern 776

I will get that exact pattern one day.

[barren ibex]

no u wont

[verbal imp]

Shut

[eager phoenix]

wait what?!

[verbal imp]

my determination alone

[barren ibex]

maybe for 99999.99G

[verbal imp]

will be enough

[eager phoenix]

-_-

[verbal imp]

mfw I can give bro an offer

[eager phoenix]

whats the offer?

[worthy maple]

Imagine being bread

[eager phoenix]

i can give some bread

and money

too

[barren ibex]

imagine being duck that annoys everytime bcs he thinks that he is my opp

[worthy maple]

B quite I'm not giving you my friend

[verbal imp]

when I do eventually sell my current knife I can probably offer him 3.2 or 3.4k

[sonic bronze]

Damn

[worthy maple]

Nah you my rival

[eager phoenix]

nope

no thx

im bbusy

[worthy maple]

And we friend:)

[eager phoenix]

im freaking playing and typing at standoff

oh

[barren ibex]

we are friends

[eager phoenix]

i leaved

won

[verbal imp]

Fabber?!?!? Omg hi

[sonic bronze]

We live we love we lie

[eager phoenix]

????????

[verbal imp]

dam

[barren ibex]

bro thinks that hes a smurf

[eager phoenix]

i know it

[verbal imp]

I've been baited

[sonic bronze]

Im not smurf

[buoyant willow]

We live we love we lie!!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[barren ibex]

then why u singing the smurfs song?

[barren ibex]

real

[sonic bronze]

Because i like it

[barren ibex]

u must be a smurf

[eager phoenix]

someone poland?

[buoyant willow]

A whole Poland!?

[eager phoenix]

yes poland

just a country

where i live

[barren ibex]

bro rlly inviting whole poland to play with him

[eager phoenix]

actually

[buoyant willow]

You know for me as a non native English speaker it was always funny how in word “Bigger” you just need to do a one mistake to ruin your carreer if your famous or smth

[eager phoenix]

o-o

O-O

[barren ibex]

ur name.. i always think that u have some thing which is 191,2cm

[eager phoenix]

true

[buoyant willow]

It’s how tall I am bro wdym 😭

[barren ibex]

nah bro u know what im talkin abt

[buoyant willow]

IKNOW!

😭

[eager phoenix]

i gtg guys

bye

[barren ibex]

bye

[buoyant willow]

Take care pal

[eager phoenix]

have a nice day

[barren ibex]

so its 191,2cm?

world record?

[buoyant willow]

I donno actually

What’s a world record

Lemme see brb

48.2 CM!?!?!

BRO who tf is this guy

Pp

I’m human being

[noble dagger]

[buoyant willow]

Nah bro it’s 48 cm
I need to train hard if I want to beat this record

[barren ibex]

DAMN

48cm

where does bro slide it in?

125.240.242.137?

[buoyant willow]

LMAO

Bro got exposed

And undressed right away

Drugs

[noble dagger]

15003676

[unreal sluice]

Rosie made dinner

And it was good, only 500 calories

[noble dagger]

Without vc

[noble dagger]

Döner kebab

[primal rain]

SyreX

[noble dagger]

kaffn

[rugged trail]

Hi

[unreal sluice]

What anime is ur pfp from?

[barren ibex]

hi daddy

[rich crow]

Knows anywhere promo codes??

[barren ibex]

store.standoff2.com

[worthy maple]

WHATTT

[barren ibex]

redeem there

[worthy maple]

Bread sus

[barren ibex]

wwdym

[worthy maple]

Bread very sus

[buoyant willow]

Bred 👍

[barren ibex]

real

[worthy maple]

Bread?

[barren ibex]

fake

[barren ibex]

real

[buoyant willow]

ReAl Or FaKe??**

Hmmm

REAL

[worthy maple]

(bat)(on)(as)

[barren ibex]

REALL

[buoyant willow]

AAAASH-…

[rich crow]

@barren ibex its fake

[noble dagger]

Uhh idk I found it on twitter

[buoyant willow]

(We)(live)(we)(love)(we)(lie)

[worthy maple]

Ok

[buoyant willow]

Man I hate this Smurf cat thing

[rich crow]

Know anyweherw a promo ??!??!!?

[buoyant willow]

So annoying

[barren ibex]

its real site

by standoff

wdym

on iphone u cant redeem in the game

but u can only redeem in that site

@rich crow

[sudden tulip]

Anyone else struggles to play standoff on samsung data? Never works for me even with 70 ping

[barren ibex]

[buoyant willow]

I also struggle play standoff man, like seriously, I play for like 30 mins and I’m starting to have gag reflexes 🤢

[rugged lagoon]

Hello

[rich crow]

@barren ibex bro its fake why are you lie

Hi

[rugged lagoon]

How are yoi

[sudden tulip]

Do you even find a match? Mine gets stuck as soon as I try to find game. Tried on 2 devices and only ever works reliably on WiFi but I've got no WiFi at home🤣

[rugged lagoon]

You*

I fine

[rich crow]

Promo codes??

[alpine plover]

Tyyru

[buoyant willow]

Just Google man

[rugged lagoon]

Oh, a bread

[rich crow]

Bro all of them is fake on googke

[buoyant willow]

Idk then

None then

[rich crow]

İt says already owned

Anywhere used it

[eternal forum]

None

[queen prairie]

Has anyone here ever been able to use a promocode from an official live stream?

It never works for me

[frosty hatch]

Im going to kms

[queen prairie]

I put the code in as soon as its on the screen but still doesnt work

[eternal forum]

Nice

[frosty hatch]

I hate myself

I cut myself

[eternal forum]

Good

Skill issue

[frosty hatch]

Im going to do it

[eternal forum]

Sounds like a personal problem

[frosty hatch]

Bye

Forever

[eternal forum]

some people

[paper tangle]

attention seeking is crazy

[worthy maple]

Daum

[rugged trail]

Eyo wasup bro

[rugged trail]

Ei kido sup

Fl@worthy maple

Rn....

Chilling

U?

Oh

Good night guide..and sweet dreams

I will stay a little bit here

Thx

Also

[paper tangle]

[rugged trail]

Yeah

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[somber nacelle]

Is the competitive matchmaking messed up or smth?

I can't find a match for solid 7 mins

[rugged trail]

Cancel and try again

A few times

If not change servers

@somber nacelle

[somber nacelle]

Did both of that

[rugged trail]

What maps?

Sand and rusty?

[somber nacelle]

Only sand

[rugged trail]

Then u have a problem

[somber nacelle]

It qued me in like 30 secs

Meanwhile Allies matches me within 5-6 seconds

[rugged trail]

On sand u can wait max 1-2 min because lots of people play it

But I don't know

[somber nacelle]

Imma try again hold on

[somber nacelle]

Ten mins queing..

[sick cave]

@somber nacelle which server?

[somber nacelle]

Tried all

Tried all maps and still nothing

[sick cave]

Netherlands and france are the most active one

I just finished 3 comp match on Singapore server

[somber nacelle]

Netherlands is my main server

And it is a 10 min waiting time

[sick cave]

Weird, Netherlands usually don't take that long

[somber nacelle]

I swear imma make a video, its gonna be like Anomaly's 1 hour matchmaking

[paper tangle]

you should totally sleep

[somber nacelle]

One final time, if not im losing my mind in allies

[sick cave]

Yea :(

[primal rain]

[paper tangle]

sleep then Buttah

[sick cave]

Que all map

[sick cave]

[primal rain]

🧈💤

[paper tangle]

moment

[sick cave]

[somber nacelle]

Wish me luck

[noble dagger]

Nightly

[paper tangle]

SyreX

[primal rain]

SyreX

[eternal forum]

SyreX

[somber nacelle]

After 5 mins only sandstone quee i got matched

[eternal forum]

yo Semy

[vale sparrow]

hmm

[quaint shuttle]

How do I look at allthe working codes?

[barren ibex]

hi

[verbal imp]

boom bang bang

[rugged trail]

Yo

[eternal forum]

Wsp

[rugged trail]

Chilling

U?

[eternal forum]

Same

Too tired to do anything else

[primal rain]

[rugged trail]

Nice

[rugged trail]

Then go sleep

[eternal forum]

Probably will

It’s 11pm

Rn

[verbal imp]

776 pattern now

Now

Now

Now

[verbal imp]

Nebula karambit

[verbal imp]

776 pattern

[rugged trail]

777

No?

[verbal imp]

No

776

777 is L

Poop pattern

[queen prairie]

U guys think the slnew scaleskitter will be worth much? I got it from the pass

[eternal forum]

[static kestrel]

Finally got unmuted

[lavish glen]

i buy tanto?

[rich crow]

Best pattern of Nebula AWM?

[rugged trail]

Bro

U for real

[sour star]

@verbal imp 876 pattern damascus dualies pp pattern

876 pattern 🔛 🔝

[verbal imp]

Nothing special about it

[sour star]

its pp

pp 🔛 🔝

[lavish glen]

i buy tanto or not buy?

[sour star]

buy karambit

or stilleto

[queen prairie]

For me

[lavish glen]

i have 1.4k gold

[queen prairie]

Id rather have butterfly starfall tbh

Just gotta get aroun 150 more gold and u get it

Or one of the kunais

[verbal imp]

This guy.

[queen prairie]

U got some good ones 1.4k and under

[verbal imp]

I'm not playing allies ever

[queen prairie]

Good

[verbal imp]

Bro queued allies without me knowing

[fleet crater]

Hello

[verbal imp]

Closed the game as fast as I could

[cedar veldt]

Anyone wanna play allies

[queen prairie]

Are you serious right neow

[cedar veldt]

Not rlly

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sour star]

buy stilletto

[ornate dock]

Don't do it, better save a little and buy a butterfly

[rugged trail]

James

U here ?

[sour star]

yez

[rugged trail]

Bro

[sour star]

yez?

[rugged trail]

Did your acc was hacked?

[sour star]

no i got it back

i kicked him out in time

b4 he could completely take evrything including acc

[queen prairie]

Good stuff

[rugged trail]

Damm

Bro

How

[sour star]

bypassed 2fa

[rugged trail]

Pfff

Bro

Good thing for u

[cloud forum]

Hello could somebody help me with some gold?

[rugged trail]

Probably no

[cloud forum]

Romania

Ce faci

?

[sour star]

atleast i saved master charm and ranger rank

[rugged trail]

Bine frace tu?

[cloud forum]

Bine

[rugged trail]

Ohhh

Good thing dude

[sour star]

im bouta slap another 3kG on this dumb game

💀

[rugged trail]

I'mma go...bro stay safe and take care

Why?

[sour star]

idk

[rugged trail]

Pfff

[sour star]

cuz im braindead?

[rugged trail]

I deleted it

[upbeat cairn]

I won a competitive match and my +44 points were not added to mmr

[sour star]

they were

check again

[rugged trail]

Oke dude

Have fun

Bye

Good night

[sour star]

gn

[upbeat cairn]

did not come

[sour star]

how much mmr did u have b4?

[upbeat cairn]

After winning the match, I left the game and entered it again 10 minutes later and no plus was added.

[sour star]

check ur match history

[cedar veldt]

Anyone wanna play allies?

[elder mountain]

Anyone tryna hop on comp w me?

[cedar veldt]

Allies

[noble dagger]

[limber hull]

@calm light hello

[calm light]

Get the hell back there

[pallid kraken]

No

[calm light]

Who are u

[pallid kraken]

Ding dong ooga booga

Over 4000 people online

Thats cap

Theres only me

[night rover]

And me

[calm light]

Who u

[night rover]

Ur nightmare

[calm light]

Ur not nighty

[night rover]

Nope

[calm light]

Great u admitted

[night rover]

Xd

[brittle knoll]

My knee hurts

🤨

🦵🦵.

[daring sequoia]

bing bong

[random jay]

[unique plover]

no way adren's boyfriend

[brittle knoll]

balla balla balla

[unreal sluice]

Hello

@daring sequoia sup, long time

[brittle knoll]

nice box

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

☐ • ☐☐☐☐☐ • 🖤 — Today at 1:15 AM

[fallen prairie]

Is anyone here/know a montage editor?

PLS dm me with prices and your examples

[stray violet]

@proper gyro

[brittle knoll]

nice bala bala bala bala

[stray violet]

Oh nvm he just does logos

[brittle knoll]

dale dale dale

[stray violet]

He's lvl 5 crook and not level 100 Mafia boss

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

nice bala bala seytan's kasala

🦕🦕🦕

after watching the music video I have succesfully fed my ai and have generated an animation of baller dancing over the song, thank me later, my own imagination

🐂

[stray violet]

Where

Show

Pls

[brittle knoll]

it's in my brain's storage

🦛

[proper gyro]

@stray violet (literally says grapik designer)

nice reply gone

welp ping still there

🐓

[stray violet]

Step up your game noob

Stop playing with Microsoft paint and start editing fragmovies

[paper tangle]

Get your money up, not your game up

[delicate cloak]

standoff can it be played with a Bluetooth keyboard connected to the cell phone?

[gilded flower]

2014 linkin park frag movie

[delicate cloak]

?

[agile goblet]

[proper gyro]

🐔not on 15fps ae

[unreal sluice]

Hello

Tokyo ghoul s2 is good

[sour star]

holas

im about watch some yt

some💦ones

jk

im tired

[proper gyro]

nO

[paper tangle]

No

It’s god awful

[unreal sluice]

?

[unreal sluice]

I like it:((

[stone pulsar]

Just lost to the worst people in allies I've ever played against

Like fr

[proper gyro]

tg manga > season 1 > season 3 > season 4 > season 2

[stone pulsar]

I lost bc my teamate was trash😮‍💨

[agile goblet]

vapo

[unreal sluice]

Teammate me

[agile goblet]

hi my g

[unreal sluice]

I like the anime and haven’t read manga

[agile goblet]

xD

[paper tangle]

I respect your opinion

[rich crow]

Opa

Alguém do brazil

[paper tangle]

But I hate it

[stone pulsar]

No way?

[rich crow]

Hey friends, I'm looking for a clan, who recruits there? I'm from Brazil

[unreal sluice]

Oki^^

[gilded flower]

i dont

[stray violet]

For 500 gold, he might as well make his own clan

[unreal sluice]

I guess everyone has different tastes

[unreal sluice]

Might aswell gamble it all away. He can win a knife worth 1.5k+ but he can only lose 500, it’s a win-win

[tough parcel]

huh!!

[stray violet]

Not gonna give my ssn to someone who can't even spell security

[rich crow]

We live we love we lie!

[hexed igloo]

the standoff 2 economy after this devastating statement 📉 📉

[tough parcel]

@rich crow wow

[rich crow]

Sup @tough parcel

[brittle knoll]

yooouu cowwwww

🦐🦐

[brittle knoll]

awwww

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

what a nice pig

[rich crow]

Ohm

Thats yiu

You

[lime stump]

Bigus chungus

[tough parcel]

Who lives in the sea and is loved by people?!

[delicate cloak]

?

[gilded flower]

stap talking

[stray violet]

@gilded flower @gilded flower @gilded flower is it really 170 cm

[gilded flower]

yep

[stray violet]

😋

Come over

[delicate cloak]

?

[tough parcel]

really!!

[brittle knoll]

youu coowws

🦬

☹️🐆

[gilded flower]

you ever have to wash your hair and

[hexed igloo]

no if you cant modify where the input presses on

[brittle knoll]

yea

[stray violet]

I'm bald

[brittle knoll]

[stray violet]

I look like Mr clean

[hexed igloo]

he's hot

[brittle knoll]

you mean mr proper

🐓

[gilded flower]

i feel like i just ate

[hexed igloo]

you either be bald and rich or you're just a monk

[gilded flower]

everyday i go back home from school and i just fall asleep

[proper gyro]

or bald and broke

[stray violet]

Without me 😣

[brittle knoll]

:sp::sp:

🐡

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

🐖

[stray violet]

Pigger

[hexed igloo]

going to sleep after school is always the biggest mistake for me

[brittle knoll]

sytopi cowing me

[stray violet]

You rn: 🐄

[brittle knoll]

i think you mean

🐙

[hexed igloo]

you pig

[proper gyro]

ong

[stray violet]

[verbal imp]

[hexed igloo]

haii!! x3

[brittle knoll]

🦕🦕

[gilded flower]

hi

[brittle knoll]

🎤🦜

[verbal imp]

Mfw I spent over a month to get this stupid cookie

[proper gyro]

currently only anon members are active

[hexed igloo]

is it mid

[gilded flower]

might as well change servers

to avoid the censorship

and free speech violations

[verbal imp]

^

[brittle knoll]

you can try servers like

[hexed igloo]

Americans seeing the server rules

[brittle knoll]

erfn

or

nvm

🦕

[verbal imp]

Hii

[gilded flower]

nah cuz slurs are blacklisted

[stray violet]

House is totally destroyed
"Cookie was mid ngl"

[proper gyro]

anon banned hard r

[gilded flower]

you would know

[brittle knoll]

what a bunmch of piggssss

[gilded flower]

i dont use such words

[gilded flower]

i wouldnt know

[stray violet]

Only anon and loaf are gooder servers

[proper gyro]

had to test it

🐓🐓

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[stray violet]

How did you test it

How do you test it

[gilded flower]

now that kafnn left loaf i might join

[stray violet]

Hi

[gilded flower]

😲

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[gilded flower]

Hi

[proper gyro]

it's worst than before

🐓🐓

[verbal imp]

Did u hate him that much

[proper gyro]

they made into a public server typa thing

[gilded flower]

im kirrring

[brittle knoll]

uhhm actually slurs arent banned so its the best ☝️🥸

[verbal imp]

But you can't say em

[gilded flower]

he’s in erf

and im in erf

[proper gyro]

mods cring tho

[verbal imp]

Erf

[stray violet]

My server has true free speech

[proper gyro]

krankenwagen un vas krankerhaus

🐓🐓🐓

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

emote research facility

[proper gyro]

server full cant join

[verbal imp]

Ah

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

🧪🐓

[gilded flower]

the server?

[verbal imp]

Gotcha

[stray violet]

Server

[proper gyro]

didn't invite me when nightly gave me nitro

[hexed igloo]

my server is

[gilded flower]

hes bouta drink it

[verbal imp]

Thr server in question

[brittle knoll]

hes just looking inside

[stray violet]

Just as long as it's not mega's speech

[brittle knoll]

he's fidgeting with things

🏓 🐓

[gilded flower]

i dont think he’s talking

[hexed igloo]

baffling

[stray violet]

Not in der

[brittle knoll]

erf is only joinable for emoji at worst

[proper gyro]

kinda trash that i need nitro for more than 100servers

[brittle knoll]

🐔
🤝

[hexed igloo]

you can't do that man, it's either going to be woomb woomb or boo-womb

[unique plover]

u mean womp womp❓

[stray violet]

Shooga shooga woop woop

[proper gyro]

woomb woomb

[hexed igloo]

historically

[brittle knoll]

nice gloonging

[proper gyro]

googol

[hexed igloo]

i was baffling but now im yapping

[stray violet]

🔏

[gilded flower]

only if you’re really desperate

[unique plover]

and now you're waffling

[verbal imp]

Womp

[brittle knoll]

🦕

🐔

[verbal imp]

Kinda cooking

[brittle knoll]

i need to poop

[gilded flower]

xd

[stray violet]

Hold on lemme connect my piping

[brittle knoll]

🦘🚽

hurrryyyy

[stray violet]

Ok

Go

[brittle knoll]

🦙
🚽

🦕
🚽

[proper gyro]

bro misses twice

[paper tangle]

Sloop

[gilded flower]

goon

[stray violet]

🚽

🥣 🤨

[paper tangle]

[stray violet]

Time to eat

[brittle knoll]

nice shbooggloongling

[proper gyro]

:raisedbrow_3D:

[brittle knoll]

shgabooglagoogagling

🎤🦩

[gilded flower]

i ate so mych today i don gotto eat for like 3 days

[stray violet]

Diet believers be like:

[gilded flower]

102% diets fail

[brittle knoll]

mmaaann

only working out succeeds

[proper gyro]

alr gtg

[brittle knoll]

🐥🫴

no dont go

wow what a piggg

🐔🪄 your ears hurt

[stray violet]

Hurry upppop

Poop faster

I need more food

🥣 😠

[gilded flower]

hungwy

[plush mantle]

ANYONE 1v1?

[gilded flower]

@lusty dagger

[plush mantle]

1v1 here?

[verbal imp]

I slep

[next mural]

[brittle knoll]

I poped

🦎🚽

[stray violet]

Hold on I'm eating it

[brittle knoll]

Wait

Leave some for me

[stray violet]

That was really good

I ate the bowl too

Oops

[brittle knoll]

🦜

🐢

🐊

You oigggggg

Youu oiig oiiiiggg

Youcowwww

Oh yeah

[rose bone]

Oi

[brittle knoll]

Anyone remembers spoignant

🦕

What a nice spoig

"I am very spoignant"

I thiiiinj

Oh yeah

Anyone remembers deleted user

Yea me too

As well as deleted user and deleted user

😁

And deleted user as well not to mention deleted user and who can ever forget the one and the only deleted user

[stray violet]

Hi

Ringa dinga ding

[rich crow]

Hi when do battle pass skins hit the market?

[feral frigate]

It’s impossible to get 150 on the pass without paying right?

Y’all should extend it ngl

[rocky fjord]

galera quero anunciar meu trabalho ao inves de vc gastar 125 reais pra comprar uma faca de 2k 500 me procure q acho ofertas de 75 reais obs- cobro um valor pequeno da minha comissao

Guys, I want to advertise my work instead of you spending 125 reais to buy a 2k 500 knife, look for me and I'll find offers for 75 reais - I'm not aware of a small amount of my commission

[paper tangle]

Hello

[tough meadow]

Fun fact: if the first moon landing would have somehow failed and the dudes were stranded, nasa planned on cutting communication with the astronauts

They would have been essentially ghosted by the entire planet

[stray violet]

Bruh who calling my phone !!!!!!!!

[stray violet]

Hello

How are you

[delicate gyro]

Help moderator?

[dusty fractal]

Quien habla español

????

[merry valley]

Anyone else having trouble getting matched into Southern United States servers?

For whatever reason I never get matched, I’ve gotten 25 minutes wait times, and the “cancel” button doesn’t work?

[delicate gyro]

Help me

@rich crow

[merry valley]

I’ll try that.

[rich crow]

What is it?

[delicate gyro]

Dm please

@rich crow Dm please

[rich crow]

Sure.

[zealous sandal]

Anyone tryna play Allie’s?

[timber dawn]

What.

Dawg

You can wallbang in this game?

Since when

[rugged girder]

rank and server?

[rugged girder]

through some walls u can or js pre fire

[merry valley]

It worked! Thanks for the hemp.

[tough meadow]

Only through certain material like wood. But there's a bug where if you stand too close to a wall your head will stick out and you can be shot through the wall (classic Axlebolt)

Rare @rich crow appearance

[zinc roost]

👉 👈

[zealous sandal]

Silver 4 and im cool with any server

[rich crow]

Hi when do battle pass skins hit the market?

[karmic storm]

Anyone remember me?

[paper tangle]

No

[unique plover]

i got 2 phones

one for the plug and one for the load

[livid dagger]

Qlq bro

[vital raft]

10 minutos aliado

[void bronze]

the bob got me crunk

[uneven moss]

How to get a competitive match? I haven't got one since the day I played this game

[rich crow]

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[tough meadow]

Samyang noodles is life

[dusty fractal]

Hola

[uneven moss]

Toilet and plumber worst nightmare 💀

[rich crow]

Hello

[stray violet]

Omg hel

Hiiiiiii

Where's axeman

I have very important question for that man

The axeman

[torn wasp]

Singapore server rank gold 1 ??

[worthy maple]

Bah

Nah*

[paper tangle]

Just ping him

[unique plover]

one time i pinged axmn and he came to my house at like 3 in the morning. really weird guy. smells like goat cheese

[worthy maple]

I think the only people that know me here are. aza, lym, semy, changba, waiting for copulatio..., gloong and I forgor more

Oh yeah

Butter

And I forgot the rest

[tough meadow]

wow @unreal sluice he forgot about you

[worthy maple]

omg

Nooo

dam

My fault

I was thinking to much

I forgot about her

[quaint shuttle]

What's all the working codes or how do I find em out?

[soft jolt]

Can anyone help mee?

[verbal imp]

With?

[soft jolt]

2v2

[lavish glade]

Not crouching while shooting I’m better (I’m bronze one🗿)

[verbal imp]

Sorry can't help

[soft jolt]

Ok

[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

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[tough meadow]

@rich crow btw u told me u haven't heard of Anki the memorization software yea?

[proper gyro]

truly

[soft jolt]

*Hong Kong hell server... *

[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

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[worthy maple]

Huh

Really?

[lavish glade]

US ranked servers are so dead 😭

[worthy maple]

I didn't know

Das crazy

[tough meadow]

approx 30% (maybe 40 i don't remember) of the medical students in the US use Anki. Studies show that regular methods of studying does't really do much, what's effective is spaced repitition. Anki automates and calculates when you need to revise to maximise information retention.

(New paragraph)
If you're interested, pls check out "How I Ranked 1st at Cambridge University - My Secret" By Ali Abdall on youtube

(New paragraph)
lemme know if you do check it out and you're interested in trying, I'll let you know about the best settings. Also, there are pre-made questions and answers for med studenst by med student anki community

[tough meadow]

I'm not sure but from previous conversations mayo might be slightly transphobic (he might've been trolling). So let's just be safe and use rosie's bio pronouns

[rich crow]

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[tough meadow]

ah ok

[rich crow]

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[tough meadow]

and there it is

[rich crow]

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[inner cliff]

Huh?

[rich crow]

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[tough meadow]

sure, but what about people that identify as another gender? Surgically changing your parts is not what makes one a transgernder, it's the self-identification

[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

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[azure orbit]

Hey

[rich crow]

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[azure orbit]

They are only 2 genders

[rich crow]

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[tough meadow]

the new trend is to differentiate between gender and sex. Sex is biological, while gender is a social construct

[azure orbit]

[rich crow]

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[azure orbit]

Agreed 👍

[rich crow]

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[azure orbit]

👌👍

[tough meadow]

ok sure. Let's just stop the convo here. I'm more interested in getting you into anki

[azure orbit]

Tf

[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

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[lavish glade]

Bro I can’t find a ranked match for NA servers

[rich crow]

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[azure orbit]

I'll tell u the solution gimme ur acc

[tough meadow]

k

[lavish glade]

What no

[azure orbit]

Lol

[worthy maple]

Imagine

[lavish glade]

What servers have the highest amount of active players

[worthy maple]

Sin

Sing

[azure orbit]

Singapore

[worthy maple]

Singap

Singapaor

Singapaor

Bruh

[rich crow]

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[lavish glade]

Ok

[rich crow]

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[azure orbit]

It has good Ms too

[worthy maple]

I type fast

[rich crow]

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[worthy maple]

The jell

Bruhh

[rich crow]

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[worthy maple]

Lol

[azure orbit]

Netherpands😂

[worthy maple]

Netherpand

[rich crow]

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[azure orbit]

😂

So does anyone have good knifes here

[thorny marlin]

Yep

[lavish glade]

Found a match instantly

[thorny marlin]

I mean some ninja stole all my letters on me keyboard

[azure orbit]

I know u should give me ur accc

[thorny marlin]

U ont want it man

I dont play this game often

[azure orbit]

Do u have skinss😶😶

[thorny marlin]

Barely

[azure orbit]

Any ak 47

[thorny marlin]

Im basically new to the game buddy

[azure orbit]

Ohh

[thorny marlin]

I've played before

But didn't play as much

[rugged trail]

🐔

[stray violet]

That's right let em know

[tough meadow]

@rich crow btw they may not be toppers but there's a couple of NEET succsess stories using anki. Lemme know if/when you want them

[worthy maple]

_ _

[lavish glade]

I need a server where they speak English 😂

A server that’s has a lot of English speakers

And doesn’t have high ms

[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

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iPad players having bug since new update

If they dont put low graph on everything they gonna crash midgame always

[sweet flare]

Ok

[worthy maple]

Guys if you cut your money in half you get half more than what you had 😲

[vale sparrow]

ok

ig

[rich crow]

[worthy maple]

Bro what

[rich crow]

:ALEKS

[outer shale]

how do i report again in browser

[rich crow]

[tough meadow]

the broken traingle in axlebolt's logo is a foreshadowing to the fact that the game will always have multiple game breaking bugs

[tough meadow]

help.standoff2.com

[outer shale]

*again

i reported one

And i need report another one

hard game only cheaters

[tough meadow]

until they reply and close the report, you can't send a new report

[outer shale]

oh ok so i clear cookies/history and report again yes?

[tough meadow]

I mean that may work but won't u lose track of your previous report? Is it a report where back and forth communication is necessary?

the previous one*

[outer shale]

i would got only or banned or not banned

i dont need that info

[tough meadow]

ok then

[fervent drift]

Anyone competitive bronze or silver

?????

@everyone

[tough meadow]

pinging everyone doesn't work here

[rich crow]

Report him

On Another website

U used Google to report ?

Then report the guy on firefox for example

[cold field]

how much money spend here? 😄

damn

[tough meadow]

do u wanna sell it or something

[outer shale]

ty

[tough meadow]

that's illegal, i don't recommend it. But if you were to ignore my advice to not sell it, you should calculate the total price of your inventory in gold, then convert the gold to your currency or whatever. You'll get a good estimate of how much your inv is worth*

(Again, I don't recommend it)

[fervent drift]

Anyone comp bronze

So go practice

[cosmic berry]

Sa

[fervent drift]

Wtf ?

So play normal defuse

Or aim trainer

Apps

[primal rain]

#🇹🇷│türkçe

[rugged trail]

Kafn

[cold field]

aim trainer apps? what u play?

[timber dawn]

Should I spend my money for skins

[rugged trail]

Try aim champ

Fps aim trainer

@cold field

[rugged trail]

Sure .

The best investment opportuniti ever

[timber dawn]

Why tho

Wait I lowkey want it

[rugged trail]

U invest now in So2 for example m...5k$

[timber dawn]

But its expensive asf

[rugged trail]

Next few months u will still have 3k$ invested

So

Yes

[uncut axle]

What you all recommend? craft the item until get legendary and arcane, craft and sell? Or no crafting and sell them?

[rugged trail]

No

If u craft

U have bigger chances to lose

Like 90%

[timber dawn]

What do you think I can get for 400 golds

[rugged trail]

Or more

400

What u what

[timber dawn]

Skins prob

[rugged trail]

A knife u won't have

Or gloves

So think on some skins... what u like more

[timber dawn]

Only gun skins? Is that how rigged the game is

I want gloves or knives

[rugged trail]

For a cheap knife I need minimum 800-900 G

Fro gloves tho

I don't know rn what are the prices

But

Ye

[timber dawn]

Can't I just unbox the knife I want

[uncut axle]

So what do you recommend? If I did not craft at all, then my inventory will get very big with multiple guns on same model etc

[rugged trail]

Well buddy

It depends on luck

If u are lucky enough to get a nice and expensive skin ..is worth

I crafted rare skin worth around 50G

And I got an epic worth 30G aprox

[uncut axle]

I got my first glove 480 golds, while my first ever knife is 680 golds... now they both have bigger prices.

[rugged trail]

So...yeah

[azure orbit]

Is anyone leaving standoff here

?

[rugged trail]

Usually crafting is not a good idea

I left

[rugged trail]

Very nice

[azure orbit]

Well is there anyway I can have ur acc not forever just temporary

[cerulean bluff]

Hello guys may I know if there's a redeemable codes?

[rugged trail]

No

It's impossible

Yo have my inventory

[azure orbit]

How?!

[edgy light]

Because of ToS

[rugged trail]

Because I don't even think to share it with someone

[rugged trail]

Nah... because of I don't want

[azure orbit]

Oh oky 😅

[uncut axle]

Is this your reply to my question sir? How about you reply buy adding the name for who you are replying with so we can connect appropriately.

[rugged trail]

I spent something in my inventory so nah

[azure orbit]

Is there anyway I can get a knife for free

[rugged trail]

?

[edgy light]

He will use cheats, so your account will be banned

[rugged trail]

Pcc

Oke

[edgy light]

Easy scam

[rugged trail]

Nah

Anyway

[rugged trail]

Yes

[azure orbit]

Huh?

[rugged trail]

Do the pass

Evey day

[azure orbit]

Pass is super hard

[rugged trail]

No

Not really

U just have to play