💬│english-chat

[woven tulip]

it’s like that fake mr beast meme

from couple months ago

unfunny but since it’s mr beast kids like it

[stray violet]

Ok but he fake mr beast

It was a parody video on him

Wth does the cat do

[woven tulip]

nothing

[stray violet]

Then?

[woven tulip]

ñ

[stray violet]

Hi

[woven tulip]

Alguém pra jogar br?

[stray violet]

[woven tulip]

the US just completed a blockbuster trade

5 Iranian prisoners + 6 billion for cap space to Iran for 5 United States citizens

Iran fleeced the US

[stray violet]

Not reading allat

[woven tulip]

i will force you to watch 7 hours of cat smurf memes

[stray violet]

7 hours of Alan Walker?

Where do I sign up

Gas is $7 gas is $7

@paper tangle @paper tangle @paper tangle

Wake up wake up wake up

🦉 🦉 🦉 🦉 🦉

[paper tangle]

awe hell naw

[zealous sandal]

Nice pig

Lets play

I’ll send in dms

[north shard]

pig

[rich crow]

We live, we love, we lie

[north shard]

anyone down for comp?

just a quick match

[sick drift]

Just german lol

[stone pulsar]

Awww a gas fiend

Somebody tryna play allies maybe?

I'm only silver 3 on the account I'm on though

So take that information as u will

[gilded flower]

per what

[gilded flower]

@woven tulip

[stray violet]

Gallon

I mean

3.78L 🤓

[gilded flower]

calculate how much per liter then we’ll talk

[stray violet]

I ain't your math teacher lil buddy

[gilded flower]

no i am

im giving u the exercise buddy

[gilded flower]

hurry up it’s graded

[stray violet]

Like $2

[gilded flower]

i forgot how much gas costs actually

im gonna check my chat logs

and check

because i was talking about it

[stray violet]

2 freedom shmeckles per l*ter

[gilded flower]

okay i checked

it’s like

1.60 euro

get good

[stray violet]

[gilded flower]

in poland 1.4 euro

[stray violet]

Yeah but then you'd be living in poland

[gilded flower]

1.6 euro in austria

then

[stray violet]

You win some you lose some

[gilded flower]

just go get gas and retrieve

[stray violet]

But p*land 🤢

[gilded flower]

2:15 am stop stimulating me

bye

[stray violet]

Hi

[gilded flower]

hi

how are you

[stray violet]

Good, you?

[gilded flower]

typing with one hand

[dire kernel]

Is there any codes?

[stray violet]

Yes

So2s6dune

In all caps

[verbal imp]

82 8w5

[stray violet]

You mean 10w30

[mellow rover]

Thats crazy tho everyone know how to do tax evasion in real life but no one knows how to do it in standoff 2

Thats crazy tho

[stray violet]

Calling the IRS rn

[tough meadow]

if only the irs was competent instead of letting everyone else do their job

the irs makes the US less attractive than it already is for uh migration

[stray violet]

I love leaving duel games when they think they're about to win

I know it makes their little 12 year old feet stomp

[north shard]

LMAO

[stray violet]

I got to 7 wins he had 3 wins. I let him get a few wins to like 6 I think

He said thanks and I killed him

Bro really thought he was gonna get a free win

[north shard]

lmfao

thats crazy

[stray violet]

I don't ever leave duel games. But rn I'm in a trolling mood. Ik most of yall started punching your pillow reading my messages

[unique plover]

omg you make me so angry and upset

brb i need to punch my pillow

[verbal imp]

Losing games

Fun

[stray violet]

I just realized the mengu charm has flames coming out its mouth

Never knew it was animated tbh

[azure adder]

Am selling my acc intrest guys dm me

[stray violet]

Illegal

[tough meadow]

not buying it, but how much r u selling it for

[azure adder]

20€

[stray violet]

Now MY opponents are leaving. It's alright I don't have anything to do anyway

I couldn't care less about the missions

[tough meadow]

how much is your inv worth in euros?

[azure adder]

My inv?

Let me ss to you

[tough meadow]

nah man I don't wanna calculate price in euros

it's fine if u don't wanna

[azure adder]

Idk

25 meybe 30

I don't play anymore and i wanna se if any want to buy I was a stupid kid so I bought things

[tough meadow]

anyway, selling is illegal. If ax sees your stuff he'll prolly ban u

[azure adder]

Mah i dont care

I leave

[tough meadow]

ok then. You'll have better luck with selling in the russian chat: id:customize

[stray violet]

Duels with someone that has 11 games. Fair?

Now someone with 38

He left nvm

[woven tulip]

@stray violet watch out

[stray violet]

Someone with 4k games and a 3.4 kd joined

[verbal imp]

💀

[stray violet]

Shoutout to FreshKitchen45

Real drilla

[verbal imp]

I'm asking around for 776 pattern nebula

I

Just

Fricking

Need

It.

Best pattern

[ornate dock]

I got the graffiti "toxic play", I doubt it will be worth much when it can be sold, right?

[stray violet]

I mean at this point you're just buying universe

Or a more expensive purple camo

[ornate dock]

It's literally graffiti, even if it's arcane

[verbal imp]

It's more expensive

Plus

[stray violet]

We already got 2 purple karas

[verbal imp]

Ik

But I wanna exchange mine

[stray violet]

[verbal imp]

I said I would

[verbal imp]

It looks better

More vibrant

[stray violet]

Literally just purple camo

[woven tulip]

we got eggnog boys we got eggnoggggg

[stray violet]

Eggwah

[woven tulip]

it come with

the egg role

[verbal imp]

I will change it if I dont like

It

[woven tulip]

🫳🐝

🫸🐝🫷

🫸🫷

[stray violet]

Duels with someone with 28 games

Blud picking up my skins

[verbal imp]

They always do

[stray violet]

Omg knife fight

He not ready

[verbal imp]

Pop flash

[rich crow]

i just want a fricking knife 😭😭😭😭

but i have no gold 💀💀💀

[verbal imp]

Moment

Same :clueless:

[rich crow]

i just want another knife other than that ugly ahh default knife

[stray violet]

I'm literally not moving and he missed the knife

Twice

[rich crow]

bad aim

[verbal imp]

💀💀💀💀

[woven tulip]

Too many emojis.

[verbal imp]

Imma hop on just to 1v1 u

[rich crow]

whats your best skin amigos

my best skin is the m4a1 kitsune 💀💀💀

[stray violet]

Famas hull

[rich crow]

is m4 “demon” expensive

[stray violet]

Lemme check

Regular or stattrack

[verbal imp]

Ak necromancer

Not stattrack but the craft is good

[stray violet]

It's better not being stattrack tbh

[verbal imp]

It is

Some would say otherwise

[stray violet]

Cheapest craft like that is 1399

1398*

[verbal imp]

W

My craft is only getting more expensive

[stray violet]

I got it for 697

Wait what charm do you have on it

[verbal imp]

S3 epic charm

When I peaked ranger

🙂

[unique plover]

shoutout to when i sold my ak necro for like 100 gold

and shoutout to ztiaa for giving me another ak necro which i also sold for 100 gold

[stray violet]

I remember buying m4 necro for 100 gold

March 2019

[verbal imp]

INSANE

[stray violet]

Now it's 600

650 ig

[verbal imp]

Mane

[stray violet]

What happened to this what happened to this

[verbal imp]

Changed my mind

Now I'm just watching this basketball anime

[stray violet]

Noob with 35 games now

He left

He lost the first round

And left

Loneeeeelyyyyyy

[verbal imp]

I wouldnt

[stray violet]

I'm Mr loneeeeelyyyyy

82 games

He lost and called me a cheater

[unique plover]

sounds like you're cheating

[cinder bridge]

Who's playing on asian server rn?

[tough meadow]

@unique plover yo watched oppenheimer? No spoiler pls i have't watched it

[stray violet]

The bomb explodes

[brittle knoll]

🦜

🐔

[unique plover]

yes. a month or two ago

worthy of the hype

[silk kraken]

it's already been that long?

[unique plover]

was released july 21st. so yeah thereabouts

this has been a really good year for film imo. just generally speaking

[eternal forum]

damn when did time pass so fast

[tough meadow]

cool. Imma watch it when it releases digitally. How would u rate it out of 10

[unique plover]

prolly a 9 or around there

filmography n audio design are fantastic, especially in a theater. acting is generally good. the movies pacing is a lil weird at times tho

like the first hour kind of felt shallow, almost. hard to explain

[flat ferry]

Give me a promocode

[brittle knoll]

🗒️
🫴

[torpid aspen]

Anyone for so2

[void bronze]

promocode

[woven tulip]

ur blocked bud

[proper gyro]

realer

0

ion see it

oh

6

theme all over the place

🐓

emov?

[tough meadow]

yes, yu is emo

emo as hell

[proper gyro]

🐓🐓

kinda funny how black maid dress = emo

imma commute to home rn

be back in 15mins or smth

idk

[covert wraith]

[torpid aspen]

Guys anyone who knows

How we can play

Valorant mobile

[zealous sandal]

Goodmorning

💀

[vale pawn]

Does anyone play standoff?

[stray violet]

Nah

[tough meadow]

no. This server is for friends only. How tf did u get in

[barren ibex]

Bro is not letting anyone slide today

[stray violet]

Dancing with somebody like youuuuu 🎵

[terse lance]

Proof?

[lofty blade]

I dont think so no

Its just clothes

[terse lance]

(⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[lofty blade]

What if there was a dude who was wearing a tuxedo for fun but hes not rich, you gonna assume he's rich?

Ofc you would assume

Black maid dress is the same thing

[terse lance]

Bro took it personaly

[lofty blade]

Dude is wearing a black maid dress

[stray violet]

Who wears a tuxedo for fun

[lofty blade]

Exactly

[barren ibex]

What..

[zealous sandal]

“You mess with the bull you get the horns” 🤓☝️

[barren ibex]

Dude wearin a dress?

[stray violet]

Where? (So I can stay away from him ofc)

[zealous sandal]

W jäger pfp

[barren ibex]

W

[terse lance]

Didn't ask for a face reveal tho

[zealous sandal]

Huh

What are you yapping abt

[lofty blade]

You too man

[paper tangle]

rich people

[lyric leaf]

Hello

[dense pendant]

Hi

[normal sedge]

r

[static portal]

Hi

[primal rain]

[paper tangle]

the j

[normal sedge]

Why is ax always awake at 6am

I want to break some rules

Lol

😰 ax typing

[paper tangle]

moment

[primal rain]

[void bronze]

nah he's 35 years old

he dont go school no more

or 25

i dont know

[paper tangle]

20

[void bronze]

nah he cant be 20

[primal rain]

he is 45 behind

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken you are 20 right

[silk kraken]

yes

[primal rain]

@silk kraken aren't you 45

[paper tangle]

see fabber

[silk kraken]

in cat years maybe

[paper tangle]

65

real

[void bronze]

did you just turn 20

or are you going to be 20 this year

[primal rain]

[vale sparrow]

hmm

[void bronze]

no way you're as old as me

[silk kraken]

it's been 8 months

[vale sparrow]

gm chat

[void bronze]

damn

ok you're still older than me

[vale sparrow]

how old are u

[paper tangle]

he's 9 months pregnant

[void bronze]

im 19

turning 20 this november

[vale sparrow]

u older than me

[void bronze]

yes

[vale sparrow]

ez

[void bronze]

not ez

i dont want to be 20

[vale sparrow]

this october i turn 17

[void bronze]

😭

[primal rain]

[vale sparrow]

bro wth

[primal rain]

how many kittens does he have

[grand shale]

hi

[vale sparrow]

9

hi

[silk kraken]

we have more than 26 cats at home, but none of them belong to me, they're my aunt's

[vale sparrow]

11th

[void bronze]

26

[primal rain]

do they all live in house?

[void bronze]

how do you feed all 26 cats

[silk kraken]

yes

[vale sparrow]

ye wth

tyty

[primal rain]

i can't imagine fur of them

how are you alive there

[vale sparrow]

lmao

gas mask

[primal rain]

frr

[vale sparrow]

changing the filter every day cuz cat furr

[dense pendant]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/190846150

[unique plover]

this is what is called the moroccan mindset

[dense pendant]

Add

[silk kraken]

i dunno, i don't feed them, only one of them chills with me, she's picky with her food, and usually only eats cooked meats

[dense pendant]

Add me on standoff

[vale sparrow]

what a expensive bastard xd

[primal rain]

axmn profile picture explained

[vale sparrow]

lmao

[dense pendant]

Add me in standoff

[vale sparrow]

cant because im on my limit

[dense pendant]

Ok

[vale sparrow]

i have to unfriend some ppl

[sick cave]

Damn, I have 8 and already hard to take care of em

[void bronze]

my house wouldn't be able to fit 26 cats

[vale sparrow]

300 friends

[void bronze]

how big is your aunts house

[vale sparrow]

lol

cat best men

[sick cave]

Facts

But you gonna spend a whole lotta money on em

[unique plover]

some may see 26 cats. i see 2600 grams of protein

[vale sparrow]

like dogs

soo

[void bronze]

one cat is 100 gram of protein

[primal rain]

he bulk🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[sick cave]

[vale sparrow]

fax

[tough meadow]

as an asian, can confirm

[sick cave]

One of my cat got internal bleeding on lungs, His nose were bleeding and so is his mouth, Go to the vet and got charged rm700

[tough meadow]

(never eaten cats tho)

[unique plover]

don't have to be asian to eat small house pets 💪

[primal rain]

fake

[sick cave]

I was saving my money for new piano ☠️

[tough meadow]

i draw the line at dogs. I have 3 cats myself

[normal sedge]

We are not the same

[paper tangle]

what the buttah doin

[unique plover]

read that again backwards in mongolian

[normal sedge]

🗿

[primal rain]

growing 3 cats to eat their kids

[unique plover]

it's called an investment l*beral

[tough meadow]

why we censoring liberal

[normal sedge]

Fr

[vale sparrow]

@sick cave u saw the handcam vid ye?

[sick cave]

Haven't watch yet

[vale sparrow]

A

[unique plover]

american joke

[paper tangle]

very american

[sick cave]

I'll watch it after done eating, I don't really feel that well today

[void bronze]

facts and logic

[normal sedge]

r/obr?🗿

[vale sparrow]

hope u get better man

[sick cave]

Thanks bro ❤️

[paper tangle]

[normal sedge]

Pluh

[paper tangle]

pluh

[eternal forum]

yeah but besides being cute they are kinda useless

[paper tangle]

wdym man they scare the creepers away

[eternal forum]

bruh

[dense pendant]

Hi

Nice man

[tough meadow]

cat owners have higher iq than the general population according to a study

But that's just a correlation, it doesn't mean one should buy a cat to have higher iq (that's something a low iq bosnian femboy like u might get confused with)

duh, ones a cat and the other's a cat

[eternal forum]

I’m not even a Bosnian or a femboy

[dense pendant]

Do you want 1v1

[eternal forum]

it looks like you don’t own cats

[tough meadow]

checkmate, you didn't deny the low iq part

[dense pendant]

Oh

[paper tangle]

[eternal forum]

I’m not low iq either

[dense pendant]

Lol

[primal rain]

m249 ideology

m249 ideology

[dense pendant]

Why

[sweet olive]

Any promo?

[primal rain]

you are like 99% of gamblers

[dense pendant]

Me to

[sweet olive]

?

[primal rain]

SO2S6DUNE which gives Graffiti "Sunstrike"

[paper tangle]

[unique plover]

goodnight

[cerulean marsh]

Isn't that one expired

?

I thought it was just for the first day of the sunstrike update

[charred parcel]

Test

[zinc sluice]

Hello

[cerulean marsh]

Wsp

[paper tangle]

Should work still

I would believe it would stop working by this week

[dense pendant]

Never give up

[rich crow]

Alr nice

[cerulean marsh]

Ah alr thanks

[rich crow]

Why do Halloween 2019 stickers cost so much and new year 2020

[simple star]

I try download so1 and just stay in a black screen

So2*

[eternal forum]

Yo drazzy

[cerulean marsh]

Sup

[cerulean marsh]

Probs your phone can't handle it

[frosty hatch]

Hey

[simple star]

I have a SD gen2

[cerulean marsh]

Bc you cannot get them from the pass anymore? They were limited

All BP stuff after a year or so is expensive

[cerulean marsh]

Contact them on their website, their support team could help you out then

[rich crow]

Most don't cost that much

[cerulean marsh]

Stickers always go up especially legend+

[proper gyro]

supply and demand

learn basic economics

[eternal forum]

Smartest standoff player

[cerulean marsh]

My legendary sticker from the Christmas pass is about 80g rn I'd say

[rich crow]

Naw

[cerulean marsh]

Gtg

[proper gyro]

that's why you stay like this

[eternal forum]

Cya

[rich crow]

no

[sweet olive]

Oh god just 1

[rugged trail]

Hi

[fiery cove]

yes

[rugged trail]

No

[fiery cove]

🥪

Make it for me.

[rugged trail]

Hmmm

I'm already full

[woven tulip]

i want s chzezeebruger

[rugged trail]

But if u insist

Sure

[fiery cove]

😨

promo.

[cinder bridge]

Ayy

[rugged trail]

No promo

[cinder bridge]

Who's playing on asian server rn?

[rugged trail]

And no cheeseburger anymore

[woven tulip]

disme

[fiery cove]

Japan?

[woven tulip]

dis me

[fiery cove]

😔

[zealous sandal]

Nice pig

[cinder bridge]

I dunno, slong as asian

[fiery cove]

si

[cinder bridge]

Dunno if it's a bug but I can't play on any asian server rn

[fiery cove]

Damn..

Many European playing Asia.

They lag alot

[cinder bridge]

True

[rugged trail]

Server

🥔

Potato servers

[cinder bridge]

I get low ping on asian server but now I'm stuck at indian server

[rugged trail]

@cinder bridge servers

[fiery cove]

got over 3 kd on silver lobbies. 💀

[rugged trail]

Noice

How many kills?

10k?

[fiery cove]

No.

I have less than 20hrs

[rugged trail]

Oh

[fiery cove]

Ez game fr

[rugged trail]

I thought that u have min 30-40k kils

[fiery cove]

I'll get better trust.

[rugged trail]

Then u can say that something about 3kd

[fiery cove]

I have 1000 kills and less than 200 deaths in death match tho.

[primal stream]

Pls dm me

[fiery cove]

😨

[rugged trail]

Dqmm

New account

Dude.

Pff

[fiery cove]

You good?

[rugged trail]

Ban code?

[rugged trail]

@main epoch

[fiery cove]

Bro was cheating in low elo. 💀

[rugged trail]

Tag AX

He will help u

Maybe

Just maybe

Ax

Tag ax

Nab

Tag him and explain everything

[silk kraken]

https://help.standoff2.com/

[rugged trail]

Ye

Ah or ax?

[fiery cove]

ai out of date.

[rugged trail]

Offf

I'm bored

[silk kraken]

click the red button at the bottom right corner > "Send us a message", and select the message variants that relate to your purpose of writing

[fiery cove]

You were cheating.

[rugged trail]

Ax can I have master rank in 2v2? Pls

[fiery cove]

Just make another account.

[fiery cove]

Noo.. stay banned

No one cares.

You cheat in low elo. 💀💀💀💀😭

[rugged trail]

Or elite

[fiery cove]

Lies.

[rugged trail]

What is bigger elite or master

[lofty blade]

Well probably should not have cheated in the first place

But

[rugged trail]

Damm

[lofty blade]

I think you can still be unbanned

[rugged trail]

He wanna unban his account

[fiery cove]

Does not matter.

A cheater should remain banned.

[rich crow]

Yes.

[lofty blade]

PFFFFT

[rugged trail]

Hehe boay

Oh

Noice

[fiery cove]

💀

[rugged trail]

Lack in skill

[rich crow]

nvr

[rugged trail]

Extremely low skill

[lofty blade]

That maybe it's the reason why cheating isn't allowed?

[rugged trail]

A few years ago this option wass available...now is not

Here is this server it was a special just for that

[fiery cove]

People who cheat and pay for skins deserve to stay banned..

Let them cry

💀

[torpid aspen]

True

Im playing with gyroscope and people using aimbot i mean wth

[jovial grail]

Why can't play

Us west btw

[torpid aspen]

Guys wanna play a custom with me

[rugged trail]

Can I have your kiss forever...stay with me , stay with me 🎶🎵🎧

[torpid aspen]

Deathmach

[silk kraken]

what gamemode are you unable to play exactly?

[jovial grail]

Defuse

I mean I also tried tdm

[rugged trail]

Damm

Don't be so harsh with him dude

[rich crow]

[alpine plover]

Huhryhryutuuu

Jury

[rugged trail]

It's a song

[jovial grail]

is it cus of the war

[rich crow]

no

[kindred swallow]

[rugged trail]

?

[fiery cove]

it's real

[rich crow]

no

[kindred swallow]

What u think , there should be downlodable maps

Because game size too much

[rugged trail]

U oke?

[rich crow]

no

[rugged trail]

What?

2-3 GB is not much dude

[kindred swallow]

I play game since 500 mb

[rugged trail]

Bro

[kindred swallow]

:((

[rugged trail]

10GB is much

[rugged trail]

Then?

[rugged trail]

Ok

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[rich crow]

no

One message removed from a suspended account.

1gb is a lot

i barely have 500mb left all the time

[kindred swallow]

Yes my phone run at 60 fps

Now it won't open

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[kindred swallow]

Holy

[spare flare]

60 is fine

Im 45

[rugged trail]

True

[rich crow]

?

[rugged trail]

Oke..bye

Have fun

[kindred swallow]

Bruh who updated the sound in this game?

Old sounds were like real guns

Now it sound like POTATO

[rich crow]

I'm in school right now

We live, we love, we lie

[elfin geyser]

[vale pawn]

Does anyone play?

[supple hawk]

Why did they added sniper blast If most votes are for 3v3 allies

☠️

[wet marsh]

hey

[lofty blade]

Hi

[light herald]

Guys i am having this issue

I there a solition?

[lofty blade]

Hoh

[light herald]

Cant send the screenshot

[kindred swallow]

Naize

[lofty blade]

Maybe in #📸│photos

[silk kraken]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[light herald]

Wow lots of guys having this issue

Sended to #📸│photos

[lofty blade]

What issue

[light herald]

Check #📸│photos

[lofty blade]

I saw it

Wth

Let me try to log in

I can log in just fine wth

[light herald]

I think this issue relatet wit the Turkish players

Idk

[lofty blade]

🤔

Server related?

[shell hearth]

Maybe market prices are being updated?

gold is very cheap en turkey

[lofty blade]

But if it is getting updated should the issue also happen to me?

[lofty blade]

Unless....

[shell hearth]

Aren't gold prices determined regionally?

[lofty blade]

I did not know that

[shell hearth]

Anyway, I think it will be fixed in 1-2 hours.

[woven tulip]

cya

[light herald]

Are we gonna play with emulator ?

Is this allowed

[dense pendant]

Idk

[lofty blade]

Bruh

Idk

[shell hearth]

not allowed in clan tournaments

[lofty blade]

Yikes

But true

[light herald]

Ranked yes?

[shell hearth]

idk but maybe

[lofty blade]

What kind of emulator

Controller?

[worthy maple]

Bro imagine

[lofty blade]

I can see the emulator on the pc

So dumb

Why can't he play cs instead?

[shell hearth]

pc prices...

[spice crescent]

😦

[shell hearth]

Even the worst PC is 6-7k in Turkey

[light herald]

@spice crescent 19408869

[lofty blade]

No offense it anything😞

Its the controller for emulator

I mean, when you use the controller you can only aim at a fixed speed

It wouldn't exactly fit when you're going to shotgun rush

Because with the shotgun you need fast aim and fast reflex

[sweet flare]

I mean it isnt supposed to be on pc

[lofty blade]

Pc you can use mouse

Its an advantage

[sweet flare]

Yes but it isnt supposed to be played on pc

.

[lofty blade]

It should be considered cheating yes?

[sweet flare]

If its banable yes

And it is

So if its banable its considered as some sort of cheat

[rich crow]

hi

[worthy maple]

hi ____

[timber heart]

@rich crow wanna play allies

[rich crow]

i dont play so2

[timber heart]

Ok

[rich crow]

Ok

[timber heart]

What

?

[rich crow]

yes

?

[timber heart]

Nothing someone type something

[rich crow]

lelel

[worthy maple]

Funny

[verbal cloak]

Ik

[worthy maple]

🖋️🖊️

[fiery cove]

Nerf shotguns.

[verbal cloak]

@worthy maple who are u?

[worthy maple]

wdym ho am I?

I've been here

[verbal cloak]

Just askin

[worthy maple]

Who is you?

[timber heart]

I support u one shot kill range should be lessen

[worthy maple]

Hi changba

[timber heart]

And range dmg should be lessen

[tough meadow]

Yoyo

[worthy maple]

@tough meadow

[verbal cloak]

The destroyer

[fiery cove]

yes

[worthy maple]

Of what?

[verbal cloak]

U dont want to know

@rich crow knows

[worthy maple]

I already know

Because I don't know

@barren ibex

[verbal cloak]

Ok

[timber heart]

[worthy maple]

say

[verbal cloak]

🤫🤫

[worthy maple]

yeah

[verbal cloak]

Yessir

[worthy maple]

Ok I investigation

[verbal cloak]

Komm online auf süß

[worthy maple]

Done

I know what it is

[verbal cloak]

Ok

[worthy maple]

ok

[verbal cloak]

Lmaoo

Crazy

They put me in a rubberroom

Looll

[worthy maple]

I bet I can ping some one random

[fiery cove]

you have alot of free time.

[worthy maple]

@rustic cradle

[tough meadow]

I mean discord already gives u hints as u type pings

[worthy maple]

😀

[tough meadow]

Oh ok

[verbal cloak]

@rich crow comp after school?

[worthy maple]

I pinged some one eandom

Reandom

Random

[kindred swallow]

@spiral willow

[tough meadow]

@rustic cradle rocket league for 7 hours? Damn dude

[timber heart]

@fiery cove aliws

[worthy maple]

Wait

[verbal cloak]

Yessirr

[worthy maple]

He plays rocket league

I wanna play duos

[lofty blade]

Goddayum

[verbal cloak]

Sure bb

[timber heart]

I swear dude i open leader boards and saw some pc guy with no life on top

Or valorent or something

[tough meadow]

Ax is online. Y'all not careful

[kindred swallow]

Who got level 600??

[timber heart]

Idk

[tough meadow]

I saw someone with lvl 600 on tdm one day. Prolly a dev or someone that works for axlebolt

[lofty blade]

Sheesh

[timber heart]

I was lvl 50 when they reset ours

[lofty blade]

Same

[tough meadow]

Wait they reset it?

[lofty blade]

Yeah

[tough meadow]

I don't play anymore so doesn't really matter i guess

I was 180 when I left

[lofty blade]

Oof

[timber heart]

Oof

[lofty blade]

And all of the levels gone

Just like that

[timber heart]

Are u sad

I feel sad for her

[lofty blade]

That's probably pain

[timber heart]

Oof

[lofty blade]

How many hours @tough meadow

?

[tough meadow]

1.4k. I stopped playing for 2 years, came back for a year and stopped playing again last month

[lofty blade]

Damn

1.4k hrs for level 180

And all of it just

Poofs

Away

I didn't remember so2 giving rewards when they reset my levels

Maybe i just forgot i dunno

Hi

I got the fabm "toxic"

Yk

That green skin

For the fabm

Yeah

[verbal cloak]

I be poppin bottles

[fiery cove]

😨

[tough meadow]

You really are just* 13 aren't u

[eternal forum]

it’s obvious

[worthy maple]

Dms

Imagine

🖊️🖋️

🪑

@brittle knoll

[fiery cove]

that's 5th grade science.

[worthy maple]

Bros deserted

🖊️🖋️🪑

[gray ferry]

Ok

[wind hill]

Bro is speaking facts 🗣️

[cold field]

jean, better play other game recommend you

[tough meadow]

funny rage, my favorite kinda rage

[cold field]

cod try

[gray ferry]

Ok

Cool

[cold field]

well i am making break from standoff 2, so trying cod. Looks not bad, no cheats or something

whats ur rank?

[tough meadow]

problems with cod (I played 4 seasons and was legenday rank in all of them):

1. pay to win. Paid guns have unfair advantage

2. Kinda too easy if u have the p2w advantage. Like I said, I was legendary in all the seasons, even the season when I joined

[cold field]

Ye it’s pretty not hard to kill in cod. In standoff much harder, so you not playing cod?

[tough meadow]

not anymore

You get or lose mmr per round. Opponents get mmr advantage if:

1. one of them disconnects
2. their rank is way lower than yours

so even if they lose, if they won enough matches with one of more of those disadvantages, they get more mmr and u get yours deducted

yea ik

Why do we get pushied for the game's mistake

[cold field]

what other games you playing without standoff?

[worthy maple]

Sca red

[hasty swan]

Hey guy I have a question I just won a ranked game but I get - 20 why?????

Dam. _.

True

Btw is there any new codes?

[worthy maple]

No

[hasty swan]

Sure but he says no ;-;

What's bp I'm still new btw

Can't do ;-;

But mehh I'm not used to spending money on games tbh

[verbal cloak]

Yea?

Still school bruv

Ikr

[opaque quest]

comp allies ?

netherlands but my rank champ

[lime stump]

Aj jahabi are u here?

[foggy perch]

Dude why in the game is the sniper blast butt alies 3v3 win the vote 😭

[rich crow]

Allies 3v3 is horrible

[opaque quest]

rank add

[lime stump]

@rich crow nah

But sniper blast remind me of the old days 2019

[north shard]

lol

[opaque quest]

rank add

[brazen pivot]

Hello everyone i have a issue with SO2

İ cannot entrance to game and they gave me this failure codes

But i can't share screenshot in here

[rich crow]

@charred bluff, I apologize for the ping, but I want to ask if you want to add the Czech Slovakia role as well And on top of that, the chat, like the Russian chat as well as ours, there are plenty of Czechs and Slovaks who play it and are here. It's just my idea

[tough meadow]

better to get it through a mod than a dev. It's risky since you're not allowed to ping devs

[gloomy verge]

Better do the chat by urself here no one work

[rugged trail]

Hi

Hilo

Polska

[eternal forum]

pretty sure if there’s a role it wouldn’t be Czech

yo Semy

[rugged trail]

Eh?

Ur not from Polonia?

U

Oh

I have to go

Bye ..and have fun

[rich crow]

İ need a promo code

[forest dune]

When are all new stickers/graffitis tradable?

[tough meadow]

a few weeks after the bp ends

[forest dune]

Ok

Cheers

[boreal void]

comp anyone?

[torn wasp]

Singapore server rank silver gameplay??

[brittle knoll]

My back hurts

🐫

🦙

Yo Mama llamaaaa

[worthy maple]

_ _

I un typed

[worthy maple]

Semy

@rugged trail

[lime stump]

Camel kabab 🐫

🐫

[brittle knoll]

Your back hurtz

🐔 🪄

[lime stump]

Nah i plank daily

[brittle knoll]

•—•🪄

[lime stump]

My back hard as rock

[brittle knoll]

I very rarely do planks

Maybe that's why my lower back hurtedd

[lime stump]

[tough meadow]

@lime stump works out harder than dim

[brittle knoll]

🦕

I only do dips

Almost everyday

My shoulders are rock

🎸🐓

I mean delts

🦕

[lime stump]

Dinosaur nuggets

😋

[brittle knoll]

Pushups I could also do more often but putting hands on floor feels uncomfortable

[rich crow]

jump out the house

NOW!

[brittle knoll]

🐤💬

[lime stump]

[rich crow]

gloonf

gang

[tough meadow]

what? Why does it feel uncomfortable?

[lime stump]

Theres a grenade

[rich crow]

shoutout #cdr thank you for music

[brittle knoll]

Because it feels very dirty

🦕

[tough meadow]

clean it 🗿

[brittle knoll]

And my breathing is also awkwarded by the floor

[rich crow]

yea

[lime stump]

I also have OCD and adhd

[brittle knoll]

Because I don't want to breath in dustt

[rich crow]

bruh are you romantically attracted to the floor or what

🦕

oh

[brittle knoll]

🦕

🐔

[rich crow]

use mask

[brittle knoll]

Nice pigging

[tough meadow]

I still wear masks outdoors. Don't feel comfortable without it anymore. Damn pandemic

[brittle knoll]

Do u have diagnosis papers bro 😂 😹🤖💀

[rich crow]

xddd

[lime stump]

Yuck you eat pig? 🐷

@brittle knoll nah i have all symptoms

[brittle knoll]

U aint have no proof lil bro 🤣🤪👽🫣

[rich crow]

yea i have adhd ocd schizohprenia musicophilia, uhhhh holocoptiosis, fictosexualisis, aspergillus,

[worthy maple]

@tough meadow

I am in typing

[rich crow]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

Self diagnosis is the worst thing a human being can do 😢🤢😮‍💨

[worthy maple]

@brittle knoll

[lime stump]

💩

[worthy maple]

fortnight

I bet he won't understand this

Without emojis

[brittle knoll]

U need to find all the differential diagnosis too, something a psychiatrist does the best ☝️🐓

[lime stump]

Do you also have Aids?

[brittle knoll]

You can't jump into conclusions

☝️🐔

[worthy maple]

🖋️🖊️

🖋️🖊️

Pens

[brittle knoll]

And only from there a professional can then narrow everything down