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codm is ez af
ty
nah i play ranked
yes, but that'll be poor decision making
ehh
bro dude dont know that i already payed in other games over 60k
What's ya rank

yes yes very eazy haahah
What is bro trying to say 🗣️🗣️❓❓
dont play it anymore got bored bc of my 8.0 kd no one is a worthy opponent
nah ranked's easy af. Reached Lgendary 4 seasons in a row and left as soon as it started becoming p2w
Since 2018 i think?
Eh..me from 2019
P2W 😭😭
you prob didn't play rank
i did lmao

no way in god's green earth you were legendary with that KD
You're either trolling or lying
ever heard of pc?
?
Bot killer right here fellas
no u get connected to mobile players too lmao
that's cringe my bad
Nah bro you're a different breed, no matchmaking with mobile
yes i do get matched lol
codm is a mobile game not a pc game
but u can play it on pc tho
If you're not willing to change your opinion then why waste my time trying to convince ya

its called using an emulatorrrrrrr
Yeah but you'll match with other pc players and controller players too i believe
But never mobile, unless it's a private lobby
yh

even on mobile i still get that kd man
After 4 years
And anyone who tells me otherwise doesn't have experience in the game
Yeah it gets tiring
Nah
It's oke
But I don't have too much time to play
And if u don't train these days is hard to keep up with other
Oke ..bye
bro thinks hes the main character
wassup
Agree this is one of those games where if you leave it one day you get worse than the titanic
@rich crow
been chillin playing so2 giving these guys the big L
I'm the main character of my life
Nab sup
ehh debatable

Hru dude
Eh
Seen better days
But I'm oke tho
From which location do you reside sir young man?
U don't even know me and you say is debatable 💀💀
i mean for me i can leave a game for a whole month or a year and still come back the same skill set man
Oke gtg bye
Not really but bye
oh my bad i thought you replied to another comment
but about being debatable yeah i agree
for me it is like that tho
Ja
Hallo
i use to play alot of tournaments for aw and bo2 cod ect.
Why is an old dog like you playing this mobile game?
No offense ofc but with that experience i thought you'll be playing escape from tarkov
Or a more hardcore shooter
sorry but i dont wanna give my money to the russian mafia
y'know with experience
This game is made by Russian devs though
but do you have to pay in game currency thru paypal?
no
escape from tarkov u have to buy it thru paypal
i think you can and is better
Okay
also whats this cashapp glitch everyones talking baout bro i saw someone with -10million debt
I haven't really done any micro transaction myself using any of those apps
idk I've read that it never worked
It was just a visual glitch, kinda of how you can make something in steam cost 0 dollars if you use the inspect element
its easier tho
that fkn hilarious
don't yall have other apps like google pay? I guess cashapp is just more widely used in the US?
well would you wanna use paypal?
you do know its really easy to grab somebodies account token
im really into cyber security
Why not google pay though
gpay is prolly just as easy as cashapp. I haven't used chashapp tho
maybe you can help deduce how the hell jame's account got haced into
whos jame's
he's jame
who?
not me
also ngl putting stickers on some guns ruins the gun ngl
@daring sequoia start reading from here. The way he describes the "hack" sounds straight up impossible
some combinations look nice
uhh thats weird no info and still got in?
apparently he was screensharing or something and had his 2fa code leaked but he claims that ain't enough to log in because.. uh. Read on, I fogot what happened exactly
bro
so heres the think
thing
first of all he would need ur gmail aka google
and second of all they wouldnt need to get the password they would need to get the account token
but google security with their 2fa is very high so its not really worth trying
like vrchat is easy to take peoples account tokens since its an open source
but google isnt really an open source company
so he has to be bsing
the only way to even get someones account in google is to get their email and pass and theri 2fa (if they have i which you should put on bc why would you not)
or he messed up on his side somehow and doesn't know how
lost 15k gold worth of skins
nah he didnt get hacked
hahahahah
of his skins missing? I think he did to some of the poeple in the chat, u can ask him yourself if u wanna see it
Not really but bye
I have to say goodbye

his password was prolly "femboy123". Very predictable
🎶🎵🎧
Fr
toxic
nah he got it back. But 15k gold worth of skins got stolen apparently
how much is 15k gold in euros btw
L moment
I don't know

recovering my consciousness after mindlessly scrolling on instagram for 40 minutes straight
discord is not the place for that bud
15k for me is 200 euro
ah ok. That's not as much as I was expecting
Yeh
So
But what skins do he lost?
Sup polska
Hru
Good
Monday
My mood
Better no
100 days it makes me older from the last time I saw your face
🎶🎵🎧
Wierd
Bye
oMg No WaY ItS MaRkIPLier!!!! CaN i GeT A AuTOGraph??????
Ok
Mamy niemca
i mean u cant do anything in germany
i mean ur not wrong
germanys military got debuffed all the way to 2% after ww2
true
do ya'll prefer fried or boiled eggs for ramen?
well I don't have meat with me rn so that's not an option
I like ramen
skill issue
both bad
Yeah but they aren’t focusing on army i think
why would u wanna eat humans tf
Wait what
mans hasnt heard of the mad cow disease thats wild
Who put fried egg in a ramen?
If germany atacks poland or russia will europe and south,north america will atack them
bad to live in
lil bro they in nato
Im from poland and i know whos stronger
use that passport to move out lol
ever heard of mushrooms, bugs, wild animals, fungus ect.
you don't?
Germany lost too many army
Never 🐔
who cares about your military if your minimum wage is 700 euro a month
Ikkkkkk
Germany can be stronger if they wanted to
No one cares really, If someday a whole ahh asteroid decided to crash on that country, None of them survive
Im moving out from poland
lets go
fr
From poland🇵🇱 to Indonesia 🇮🇩
Yes im moving out in real
From bad to worse
Im going to
downgrade
Asia
Yeah
nah that goes against the Geneva convention
Who??
Hitler
@tepid nymph
Heyyow
@tepid nymph
how do you know it’s a she
did you just assume their gender 😲😰😠
!!!!!!!
America is already destroyed
🦕
I wanna be patchy the pirate from SpongeBob
But I gotta remove one of my leg first
And my hand
Almost forgot that one
the US is like set up to be as innovative as possible in the fastest way possible but that creates instability and isn't very future proof. That's just like a very basic view tho so I might be wrong
It's like trying to finish your homework as fast as you can and ended up failed
anotha night
Jit trippinggg
(nah)
Nice cow
On my momma I never played genshin
bro just found it genshin impact is a video game :tfw:
Don't have enough storage for that even tho I wanted to try
I love genshin impact 🤪😆🤑👽
🦕🦕
@silk kraken piggggg
Hope next year veteran medal will be as big as the 2019 one 🙏
Just noticed that the medal became smaller by years

It's evolving but backwards
🐔
2018 have the nicest medal no cap

Nice pig
small
It's shrinking
🐔
tfw
Ong
: :
coke
Big a bit smaller a bit smaller then bigger by a bit then smaller
♟️
That's only taking the emojis into account
unique cow
🦕 🦕
whenever i see
🧀
I thiiink
🐇
🦕 What if someone measures the models 🦕
Imo 2022 medal is larger than 2021
Make it a bet
Hi
What is he doing
🦕
🚃🦭
I think your pig is running
🚤🦭
He's running after cars and trains
🛥️🦭
And boats and bikes
🛩️🦭
And planes 🐡
He running from the police
Bro has 6 stars
Remind me of that movie called tusk
Bro is happy now
🏰🦭
Bro is about to eat them
(only twemoji users will understand)
🏟️🦭
🦕
Y'all seen that roller coaster incident on german? That's crazy
🗽🦭
nuh uh
does anyone know how to trade skins with a friend?
🏠🦭
Yea when the seal waited for the Rollercoaster to dive and then opened its mouth and ate the roller-coaster
🏥🦭
The piggest cowening of history
do i can trade skins with a friend?
🦭🐊
nope
why?
(only twemoji users will giggle)
ok
🦕
🏙️🦭
As an android user I will need a translation from the pov of ios user
🗾🦭
📝🦕
he bigger than skyscrapers, the golden gate bridge and the country of japan
🌌🦭
🌏🦭
maximum height
🐔🦭
👨🦽❌🏃♂️
(Maximum height now (kokodak can increase his volume larger than the planet))
🪐🦭
👩👦 🦭
What a pigggg
Ios seal looks at the camera
🦕
Translation android to ios: 🦭 = 🦕
Hello
Hello
yoo i cant find the clan requitement channel
who pinged me
zzzzz
its locked for me
the channel senses your skill issue
lmao ight sure
seriously tho its locked
idk ask a mod. @silk kraken
sup
Hru man
doin ok. Just finished eating ramen
it's pretty easy to find for me
Huh
I bought the noodles and made the ramen myself
Which noodles
whatever I can find. Today I used one called "veg hakka noodles" or something like that
For some reason I had giant urge to write something here in Russian, and after only that I realise it’s not Russian chat 😭
Is it getting automatically deleted if it’s another language right I guess?
Lemme try
nah if you write in russian you'd get taken to the russian chat
Damn
For some reason I got taken to Ukrainian chat
And I got Ukrainian role lmao
Where there any promo codes given?
bro this games comp matchmaking is so unfair.
ngl if you use an awp ur kinda bad
Well
?? Why
i mean its kinda easy to use the awp in my opinion idk man
you can skip reload animations
no
wait till ur mag goes to full and switch to knife then back to the gun lol
skill issue
🐧
jk
Hi
@rich crow 
I can't find a place to put the promotion code.
Where can I find it?
Too bad. Thank you.
if you're on ios, you enter the code at store.standoff2.com. There's no promo codes out rn tho
u both are talking about 2 different things
he’s talking about the old awm reload animation and you’re talking about cutting the reload animation by switching guns
That's right, IOS.
I was looking for this site! thank youuu
is it only on ios?
if you're on android you'll find the option to enter promo codes in-game
oh i see
i didnt know that was android exclusive
i thought everyone had promo codes in game
Is this game even still worth playing?
if you ask me, no. But whatever floats your boat man
I don't play anymore
I’ve been waiting for valorant mobile for so long😭
I need a tactical shooter to play
it'll prolly be out next year
I need a substitute because tactical shooters are actually so fun
r6 is also a tactical shooter, isn't it already out for mobile?
It’s not in the App Store yet
common ios L
It is
Only on beta for Canada and Mexico ids
If u use Canada or Mexico id you should be able to download it
it’s bad
to match the original they only need to port the hackers now
sup
Yo gang
probably gon get hacked
man I need to stop having discord open on my lap the whole day
got me procrastinating a lot
then don’t
but I don't wanna miss important DMs if I get any
sigh, femboy, 02 feet licker, stop
what? when

Hello guys
what do you want
bio*
autocorrect
we got a bunch of right-wringers here don't we
what
nvm
I'll fall between mid to upper middle class if that makes sense
But imma be worth more than your entire family once I graduate
nah
how much
is mid to upper class in India
is it like
being able to afford food
moment
For free yes? 
Anyone comp ?
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Wanna allies?
Sure
Drop your ID
Wait a min
Yep
100% german or Russia
I will Play on Poland come
Alr les do 1v1 wanna see Oh you teleport
Ok
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@woeful carbon answer this for me:
Why does a queue take long?
a. Bad Servers?
b. No players?
c. Axlebolt should fix long queues idc the reason.
d. All
❎ you failed
all three apply in different contexts. But for that question, it's b
allies anyone?
after bp will end, you could sell items in the market right?
yes, a week or 2 after the bp ends
if u got stattracks, ur chillin
d all
e. delete the game entirely
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What's the best way to grind for loot boxes?
Only if you’re able to get over 20 kills
Otherwise it’s better to grind tdm
Or ffa
I mean everything require skills but defuse its on another level
@tepid nymph Thought so, thanks for info. My goal is to grind for knife skins
I played this game back in the day and now am back
My game is either me smashing the other side so bad, or my teammates dragging me down so bad even if opponents are new
Imagine paying 30€ for a knife 💀💀💀
Tho it's the skin, doesn't affect gameplay
And it's free to play, just takes a lot of grind and time


💀😂
Anyone comp?
Nah defuse is the best
Tdm you don’t get that much xp
Ffa idk
I said if you’re good enough
Tell newbies to grind defuse
💀
Dont need friendly players in this game
40-50 kills its 500 exp
And takes 5 minutes
What
I always get more than 20 kills
But takes more than 5 minutes
And I still receive the same amount of xp whatsoever
Or better a bit, a little bit more
Can u give ur crosshair settings?
Tdm is better time wise
And it could improve sim
Aim
But it’s more annoying to play
Just play so1 u will improve ur aim
Alr let me log
K
No need to fight over which game is better, its just skins bro
Its the skills that you should fight over
Rank?
Gullit or camavinga ?
Not atm no
Football?
Yea
I'm not a fan of Football
Me neither but i find it interesting
Bro When I watch a game I sleep e
Im just too lazy to watch yk yk
Lol
🤣🤣


Can somebody explain to me what the gyroscope feature does?
I haven't played this game for months
uhm idk
Oh ok


YO CHAT
hey*
Bro doesn't know his own nationality
thanks for the protein
Who play alies or compe?
TY :))
Btw dude I'm not sure when but when I need like paid advice on how to improve my site design, how much will u charge@proper gyro
I need more boulets
I need more boulets bigger weapons Hasta la vista baby
thank you for the protein sir
So who play?
are you a girl
Ye
ok I give 3000 gold
no
:((
no
Why??
no
Why not?
From 🤓 to 🗿
yes
@pure haven wanna play allies?
honestly i have not ventured into advice services, so i have no idea how much I'll charge. and i don't think im even qualified 🐔
Anyone wanna play allies?
Big weapons sir
?
It's not exactly advice. I'll give u a site design, layout , source code or whatever u need and you suggest changes however you want to, using any method you think works
Wait let me see if I can play rank now cus I just downloaded this game
Holon @cedar veldt
Who come rank
Ok but kda
@cedar veldt I still need to play 3 games to play rank in compe
Ask somebody else to play w u
Help
When I connect with wifi the game says "connect to the internet"
And whenever I use mobile data it works
Any solution
Aleight
Alright
Anyone wanna play comp/allies?
hm i see, so this what will happen:
i ask you what you want first or you think is the problem > list those down as the owner pov problems > then ill list my problems i faced with your site as a consumer > deduce the changes needed to be made or add some bit of research how x should work > then make a prototype with those notes.
ill use figma cuz it's free and not a proprietary software like xd
(also figma is just the business standard in freelancing)
(xd is more of a closed doors company thing)
i prefer lmao or lol
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#braziliansrevealthemselvesyoudonthavetoask
(i don't know the reason why it's called xd)
Rosie is doing well with her diet
you can’t get cases from luck right
(also nvm xd is dead)
Only 406 calories today^^
Figma sounds like a ligma joke too
you can get cases as luck drops
skins, nameless, discontinued cases/boxes are in luck
I can get anything for free as long as I’m lucky
i got g22 pattern 4days ago
Sounds great, exactly what a I need, a comfortable ux/ui for consumers
I know about those I’ve gotten like 5-6 from those 0.40 gold skins
I found out abt the nameless later
and now I wasn’t sure abt the cases
but that’s insane
i googled it and it says xd is experience design
🏃💨
Yea but the level of luck needed makes it an impractical source
How about figma? Does it starts as a ligma joke?
i knew the X was experience but not d
Experience D
i thought it was development for some reason
"what's ligma?"
Yeah of course
That's probably how it started
sub_bass.mp3
Amogus.mp3
wow fr?
xd
The dune one?
alr
boys you think ump arid 777 pattern worth of overpay?
no
It look like azz
yeah but maybe bc of 777
no
i got the purple shotty
000 always expensive
777 no?
I got the m4a1 but not the stattrack tho
could a just gave me the m4a1 tbh
666 yes
what generation we live in
01?
001
you mean 001
My bad
NGL I've never used software for prototypes. Maybe that's why my sites look so bland and have badly sized/spaced stuff
you absolutely should🐔
that's why web designers exist
Farming tec 9 tie dye for ez gold

did you reach legend
No
i smell skill issue
wait I can just check nvm
202 mmr

im not the best web designers, just sayin
ok man good luck
Any Arabs here
so the product might be heavily inspired by stuff that's online and proven to work
I don't need the best, just someone to help out with my terrible sense for design. I just don't have it in me
any1 ranked?
bing bong
Hello
Me
It says low ping in the list but when you're in game it be going all da way up
God this matchmaking sucks
It's not my connection because in other games my wifi is stable
There's a so2 Facebook page with 30k Arabic membre
Or less I don't remember
Anyone wanna play allies or comp?
Appreciate it bro
No problem
Hello
🦕
Me wishing bhopping returned
You can’t slide
Me
Rank?
I am in match now
Ah mb
Come pv
Sucks

Pv?
Anyone allies (who can speak english cuz im tired of those russian teammates)
?
Me?
Nice okay
Pv means private stupid kido
12628290
You don't know english
2v2
I sent
Is there any tournaments
Xim
Dang chill 😂
Can anyone tell me where I can join standoff 2 tournaments
Dang chill
Dang didn't know there was an update ;-;
Firma carros
Xd
What can you get from tournaments anyway 🤨
Fun bro
There is no tournaments for bronze
Maybe fam but can you get gold or smth rare 🤨
🙂
Ok I will push to the maximum rank in 1 month
I am a Esports player in PUBG , COD warzone etc etc
Oh well nvm I'm just doing like a business thing that gets me gold every day and it works well from 0.09 to 7.53 soon
In like 5 days
Selling gray skins?
Nahh I buy then sell
A
In higher price
I see
😭😭😭😭
I know that sounds bad but mehh it works well for me
And it's working 😎
Even tho I can't believe ppl actually buy what I sell 🤨
🦕
I can now 😅
😂 send me your I'd again I will add you
58158956
I gambled until 4 o'clock at night
Bro And would have to go to school at 8 o'clock
Hqhqhqhq
@cedar veldt dang an Allie 2v2 ended up being 2v1😂
Any new promo codes?
nope
My man, Wano arc finally ended after 4 years, ahh I’m looking forward! @polar ice
@silk kraken you should go to bed 
you’re stalking him so hard
I'll sleep once I'm done watching a movie
I know lol (you’re legit a stalker)
Oh nice
have a good night though
I’ll send any reports I can towards you
or any missing ones
Thanks 👍
Why does the game take forever to just find players to start comp with? 🙂
do discord stand-off mods even get paid
Couldn't play a single match the whoke week
Servers being bad
Server India or Singapore
Most likely both
zazathoth do the standoff discord mods like ax even get paid
No
I knew it
Gotta find a clan
a clan isn’t gonna help you
At least can provide some players to play the game with
Sure
orobably








