#💬│english-chat
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algum br?
Cowing is the action of intimidation
algum br!
@stray violet what’s the name of that portuguese song you had on repeat
Get cowed 🤣😹
like 5-8 months ago
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i will now try to find twitter women for so2 thumbnail clickbait
Even cow has another meaning
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for this monday and next week
Cow=intimidate
can’t beat em join them
You mean the X women? 🤓
should be enough time for me to script an actual video for sunstrike

🦕 🦕 🦕
Ñ
Life is road blocks ☝️🤓
Life is roblox 🐓


🦕
We live, we love, we lie

Erf gang
🐭🔵

🦕 🦕 🦕 🦕
listen to Eu Já Sofri por Amor Mas Não Sofro Mais (Tik Tok)
what
speak up


@rich crow hi
alright yapperson, you’ve yapped the life outta this conversation.
Ummm Brazilian anthem (yours (very real(:trol:))))))
nice link
Not reading allat 🤣 🤣 🤣
🦐🤙
rad
Why can’t my ping be good
send lobter
🦀
!!!!
🦐🤙
Gum maan
:hungry:
drinkingrootbeerat11pm
🧀
my sweet, luxurious, luscious young goat Justin Jefferson
🐔
dude stop staring at me you are NOT 
🦉
The only times I have died was when my ping was high like 700
Otherwise I would have 0 deaths
Bros having excuses
Sheesh how long have you been playing for
If that’s true
@sick cave you there?
9 deaths all cuz of ping
Hello
Aa
Anyone tryna play Allie’s
3 mins
Ja
I need code game
hi
Hello
My man a flks machine
is playing on a PC emulator a cheat?
Can you join my clan ??
I wish I could be like XQC with rating 0.3
like can we report them
🫡
??
??
anyone?
oh we can do that what a nice server
oh yeah
lol
Go ahead, create a reconnection system that works, you rubbish, I spend 5 minutes trying to reconnect during the match and the simple game doesn't start and I get banned again because you useless people don't know A reconnection system that works is rubbish, it's going to be useless, create something that works in this game
what
yes, your home will be carpet bombed by axlebolt as a punishment
i wish my carpet was an explosive
flug wrote an entire paragraph
😭😭😭
Bro said “you rubbish”😭😭😭🙏🏼
sigh
Wdym ur broke
Well ik ur back broke after all the backshots I gave you but other then that wdym
Okay dude… thats not nice.
I need you to apologize
Are u American?
That’s why
You don’t understand what I said
😭
Its like satire
You don’t understand 😭
Not that part
Sh lil bro
Once again ur not American u wouldn’t understand
🥱
Okay at least we got a surviving economy
U prolly playing a on a Nokia with ur broke self
“Jesus loves you” headahh boi
Yeah it’s cringy asl u say Jesus loves you but you over he gettin pressed and talking shi
Lmao loser
Cause your mad lil bro
💀😭🙏🏼
Stay on that Samsung lil buddy
nice argument
What does crypto ahh even mean
Sup
🍔🍟🥤
Stay on that Samsung lil bro until u can take a joke without gettin pressed
is there even 5v5 in this game
“Jesus loves you headahh
i didnt think there was 5v5 lol .d
💀💀💀
Beo im literally new-
Sh lil bro before your mother beats you for staying awake past ur bedtime
yes, it’s called defuse
Also called competitive but thats for a ranked system
settings > connections > log out
lil bros mom came back and had to hop off
Butterfly
Buttefly
Butterfly
you mean 🦋 this one
Karambit mid asl
Bro there is no animal named karambit
We are talking about a knife
no way?!
😭
Bruh what
guys i cant change my ingame-name, its empty 💀
any solutions?
Can Semone give me a account of standoff ?
Do you have a 2 account?
But when i invite my fried to the loby and select duels it literally kicks my friend out automaticly
wdym a 2 account
U have to put it on private
like another account
Nah
Yo it worked
Yy
.d
btw is there a girl character
Hi
anyone tryna play allies
No there’s not a girl character 💀
istg no1 is playin this game anymoe
bro is downbad
haha
😭
still didnt find a game😭
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Lol
30 min is wild
I used turkey
Nice founfing
shut up😭
🐡
GUYS
BRO
I was almost gold 1
why am I playing so shi all of the sudden
What happened
Man
Anyone tryna play allies?
GUYS
the pley
Age of history2?
iamgine
Ok
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Yes it sucks that i get shiddy players on my team
But what sucks more is the amount of effort I put into winning a match just to lose mmr
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96hrs timeout from ranked because of a lag..
thx
what ? the amount of hours ?
you mean #📸│photos
?
look at it
I sent it
ye...
well I will go fms
yeah man
love this game
im gonna invest frfr
😍
@barren ibex how much u spent in game
Then how u got that
I get killed behind walls
magic
With 25-30 ping
Tell me
no.
why
Server doesn't register shots
U can win giveaways
Whose giveaway u won
Maybe it’s just cheaters bro
why does bro care so much
Then grind for it
In some servers
He said he won from gws he didnt grind for it either
Ok and
This is not an amazing inventory
Its just decent
???
Yeah it’s not like an impossible inventory
Lmao
U got awm Genesis with knives and gloves not all can afford it
fr just 4k-5k gold
Bro
I mean, every match i play. There's no way there's so many cheaters
I aint no average player but whatever u say
Sounds like it
I got just over 200h
I know 3000h players and i still play better then them
260h* rn
Well they get 3k hours cuz they trade alot
I seen a 1200h in the last lobby I got 8 more kills than him
It just made me think how bad can bro be
If he got that much time
ion know
Other quit and come back
Pretty average
Who wanna play allies (im not that good)
So their skills not that good
How many u got then
Also I didn’t mean average in hours
Perfect for 6 years old
No (cuz ur not that good)
K
Proof

Hit puberty @hoary mist
I was jk bro
25k kills 11k deaths on alt
no
lmao
That’s not impressive it’s like 2.67 kd on common
ok bro I got a life too
bro 2.67 kd is not bad
Seems like you’re addicted to the game
Its very good
I only play 1h 30m every day
ok so2mobileplayer
I took that cuz it looks cool
scytheswing
LMFAO
Blud is 8 years old
"scytheswing"
Really cool wow
Now thats cringy
Sounds better than your dog name
Who plays whit 2 fingers?
The actual name is so2veteran I took it for collection
Absolutely not
Wow what a brainless collection name
Pass middle school first then talk to me lil bro
Yeah you’re not older than 13
Ty
This beef is fire 🦅🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
This guy is so brainless
Fr lyst be losing braincells existing🙅🏽♂️🗣️🔥💯
Yeah says the so2mobileplayer
Blud should be yeeted ong🙏👾
Get a life btw
How cringy can u be
And how am I cringe
Yeah you can’t put it above your standards
Lmao
He has only one thing to say
He’s so brainless he can’t think of something else
What a fool
Keep waffling
This guy got hacked or what
who
No
Any1 here serbian?
yo
Yo
yo
hi
anyone up to play?
Whats up gang
Me
anything tbh
Are you like emo or sh
yes
no
I can now
Looks like it kinda
defuse or what?
what you mean?
What u want
“Life is boring”
Are you like
A soft valorant player
i’ve never played valorant
nah i mean like idk what to do like playing footbal is boring basketball
Then you’re losing at life
huh 
Polack is so mad
How can there be so much fun activities and you not being able to find one
Lil bro blocked me and started talking smack in dms
Lmaoooo
Lil bro cant take a joke

u tryna find a problem against me? or what???
I never trying valorant 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
No man
than stop talking.
can’t even start with a how are u? or what
As of recently there had been many reports regarding invisible names of which cannot be changed. This bug is known by the developers and will be fixed in the next patch. You may report your issue via our Helpdesk and it will be fixed as soon as possible for you.
Feel free to also wait for the patch which will be out very soon.
Definitely was not supposed to post this like 2 days ago and forgot.
https://help.standoff2.com/en
just starting with „are you emo?“
nice pinning

Lmaoo
Why would I care how you are
no one ever asked me „are you emo“
yeah but u care about that me having in my bio „life is boring“ as a joke
Bro why are you arguing with a person you will never meet in your life step up
Literally no point
should i start a conversation with and say are you emo cause u have „i hate life in ur bio“
@rich crow Can I report a scammer?
yeah but I find happiness in life and fun activities
Yes
ok
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Watchdogs 2 sucks
Yes. But you will have to do so through the website.
https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324062-i-was-scammed-can-you-help-me
alr
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Real
Hahahaha I’m just kidding watch dogs 2 is an elite game
bro forgot his job to post this 🔥
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no im pointing out that the person is weird and can’t hold a normal conversation
How u get scammed?
Idk just felt like I wanted to
Cuz I got 150 gold spare
Wild
K
💀
You felt like getting scammed. So you got scammed.
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Yea but i saw someone tryna sell kunais for free
Bro is spittin facts🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
So I tested it out
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Honeypot??
Am a scammer buster ong
Because begging is not allowed.
Sh lil bro
Ong you wilin get yo money up not yo funny up
Nah wrd..
Can I send the proof in ur dm
If someones gives gold without u begging its still begging?
That how worked with ax
I can have normal convos I asked you a question and you got pressed bro
Sall
Get ur rank up 💀
Can't do anything myself. Has to be through the website.
Then how ax banned him
He same rank as u
these arent my ranks i just picked them to be funny, at least i aint beggin for no gold😭🙏🏼
Cine e roman
who is Romanian
Ax and Hel have different permissions
Me but #🇷🇴│română
He had same roles
I said "lemme hold 20" thas begging? 😭
Exactly

I said "sum1 lemme hold sum gold"
Bro is starving?
😭
You sh too lil bro
Ax is a leader (which doesn't change much in this case) and has more experience on how to handle scams. Though, it is always preferred to do so via the website.
I got gold
Wdym
Just not alot
anyone wanna play and vc?
Play wha??
Ax is W
Who is ax
a staff
.
Uh no. But I wouldn't recommend you going along with someone claiming they are giving free gold.
Ok I reported it through website
Then my friend got banned for giving gold for free it was legit
your awake
Not everyone knows ax bruh

yo zazathoth
Imma need his @
How do you even give gold like what
no
😭
Ax? More like, Axtinguisher.
See lil bro u mad beggin
real
Get yo money up not yo funny up
U sell pattern guns for a lot of gold
Someone buys it
Thats it
OHHH
I wanted to transfer gold from my main to alt but I was gon lose like 80 so imma just buy some more
That makes sense
No your lil bro
why is competetive loading so long??
he scammed me with a poor amount lmfao
Podlot1337 is a crazy name
Blud is that poor
thanks?
How much?
So2 name generator lmfao
in game its sillypeek
150
You prolly in usa servers
That aint much
Fr
U have to play like Netherlands or France
That why I said he a poor kiddo
nah i had it since 2020
💀
in polish
What
Then idk mane
Im in polish
hi
in polish servers
I get comp matches in seconds
🙅🏽♂️
its loading so long
Then play a dif region lil bro
blud is not calling me lil bro 💀 💯
Why does bro call everyone "lil bro"
🗣️🔥💯
Sh lil bro
(instagram reels...)
shush bronze lil bro
Yt shorts
We live we love we lie
Dose anyone just wanna play defuse with me
💀💯
L
zesty
Too many emojis is CRAZY
Dose anyone just wanna play defuse with me
Shhh lil bro you don’t know me
no
No but I’ll play Allie’s
🙏👾💯
I aint a high level
U in bronze lil bro
i do bucko 💀 🗣️ 🔥
I’m not lil bro
fr
I am ranger ong
I am better then u
Crazy
Cap
And I don’t even have a rank
Run my 1’s
1v1
or what lil bro
Talkin about cloz
I will clap you🙅🏽♂️🔥💯
Nah let me chill I’m lowkey wilin
Averge anime fan:
Biggest thing to offend standoff 2 addicts
I don’t Like Anime
She not the main character ong
Ong lil bro
What is blud wafflin abt
On a real note 📝 that wasn’t funny.
Oh yes daddy nuh uh
ok silver 3?
Shhh run my 1’s lil bro
U said u chill?
.
🤣🤣
What bruh
Sh lil bro
A and B conversation C your way out of it lil bro
Real
Ik lil bro I’m just playin
Who allies?
Gyat
Need hellp to rank up 🥺
Got nun to say lmao
That emoji 💀
Me 🤤
Lietuviskas batonas on top
Real
No
Shh lil bro ur bronze no one talkin to u
Go away alah ak bar aly
Add me back
Bro u silver😭
Yo that’s actually crazy tho…
Helooooo
bro just spamming lil bro
Bro add me back
Gyat
Damn these bronze silver egos
XDd
someone tell me some music to listen to
Shhhh
I’m just chillin yall wilin out lil bro’s
Gulping for 1h
Gtw send me ur tag
U send
No u

Ah hell naw

U bronze too
No I’m not

That’s just thing
U are
💀🙅🏽♂️💯
Same as u
Yes "riding"
I might be able to play later
It depends how long I play with gtw for
Ok
Goodnight
.
Like i want to see
Alr
U drop urs too batonas
alr
I did rn
Hello
Hi daddy semy
SUP
I'm going to eat
nice
Now I gotta wait 5 more mins
U?
My inv mid tho
Chilling daddy
I might get battle pass to cop some more knives tho
Im kinda broke rn
Damm u Chilling too...nice dude
Urs is good I like bubblegum
Daddy @rugged trail Rate my invenntory
Yoooo…. Why cant you call me that batonas : (
Like 1-10?
Uhhhmm
?
“Daddy” 😭
Man
Sh lil bro
Hello
Fr tho w inv
Thanks daddy
Ok guys ima play some Allie’s catch you on the flip side🤓
U have nice inv too@zealous sandal
Hooray!
U welcome 🤗
Ratio
@rugged trail 
I have some more stat tracks but forgot to send it with the other photo
😄💦💦💦💦
Lol

GuysHow to camp better
I wish botona would glaze me like that😢

Damm dude..u alright?
Where are you from? @tepid nymph
no
🙏🏼💀😉
And how are u guys doing?
Just talking

bad
Why
Why ...
Its the second time lol
Ty
hi
Hi
Then change it
Idk
Fastest healing
Bro my phone on 60hz
If u got high end phone then no need game booster
Same
I am talking about mid range phones
yea then sure
I got a s22u I play on full 120 cuz zamn
bye
Alr cya
Eat well
U 2 daddy
np
Have fun
Battery dies faster tho
I dont even know what phone i got
Like
Samsung galaxy a40 or something
It was something with A
Check about phone
What is Standoff2's ping today? I have 3-4 wifi sticks and even so I have a ping of 300 and I have the netherlands and I'm from Slovakia in the middle of Europe
hi
Hi
Hi
Ping netherlands 300 wtf mans
Hi
I got 3.33 gold
I got 0 rn I sent my cousin 140

real
How?
They should add trading
Its so annoying buying ur friends items to give them gold
Takes 30mins to scroll
Someone tell me how to get google play gcs I need ong
They will not because of scammers
Just buy a god dam pattern gun
U alr see scammers who want to buy their skins
Or a graffiti
What
Which has under 1k ppl
Depends what is he selling
If u try to buy the scammers skin is still like trading
If he gives u gold then tell to buy the graffiti option
What are you saying
@charred bluff What is Standoff2's ping today? I have 3-4 wifi sticks and even so I have a ping of 300 and I have the netherlands and I'm from Slovakia in the middle of Europe
Scammer gives u option to buy knife with gold then says u have to buy his pattern skin to receive ur knife
Still a scam trade
Yes
Guys if I spam slurs In the game chat will I get banned
yes
If someone reports it?
Yes
I have a dream

Why i get 70 ping in eu servers in other games but so2 500?
He no need one
real
Skill issue
Did u spend any money in game?
yes,like 1.99€ that I refunded
Who spend money on games
Lmfao on what
💀💀💀
Not me js asking
A random case
Hi
I got a blue worth 1 gold
U can keep on refunding
Rip
I am newbie
Until u get good ones
Yes I did it a lot of times
Apple support dumb fr
then keep doing it
radio
🙅🏽♂️
P
People
Do u
Dumb ones
Just pass
Bruh why spend anyhow
Whats up
Could anyone buy and sell me some legy skin?
Yes
no
How much gold u got rn
Maybe me
:(:(@)@;"[!:@
İdk
Js asking
How much gold you have?
someone talk to me lol
Talk
Rich
Good jk
How much gold???
I have 655 .16 gold
U got 10?
Damn


