💬│english-chat

[plain sinew]

Cant i mean

[brittle knoll]

Sounds like a skill issue

Like literally

[timid cloud]

Woe

Wow

[vagrant ivy]

Now Dune seems to be the go-to map

[cedar raft]

Dune seems to be one of the maps ever

[rich crow]

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sakura still is

[rugged trail]

Hi

[uneven lake]

Vou fazer um torneio de standoff 4 VS 4 quem quiser participar vem no privado

[rich crow]

He said he won 0:8

But he ordered it as 0:8

Which means he lost 0:8

[rich crow]

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[normal sedge]

So true bruh out of all the maps in standoff2 it really is one of amongst them

[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

Was????

[rich crow]

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[sacred notch]

staff?

[rich crow]

Oh I get it

I understand the method

[cedar raft]

i understand the understandable

[rich crow]

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[sacred notch]

I put an invisible nickname, how do I remove it?

[rich crow]

We stay studious and diligent

It feels like the game roasts my team whenever we are one win away and it says "final round" and we end up losing all of the rounds after that 💀

[sacred notch]

…?

[rich crow]

The game titles it incorrectly

[rich crow]

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Its not a final round its match point

I don't know why it says final round

[rich crow]

It honestly should say "Final Round Possibility"

No thats just stupid

[rich crow]

Probably because it is possible

If its possible then it should be match point

Not final round

[rich crow]

Huh?

Wdym

Match point indicates that if the winning team scores the game would be over

Thats why its called the match point, it indicates that the winning team is in a position where if they score once, they win the match

Oh

Sounds like the same thing tbh

Yes but one of them is impropper English and the other is an actual term used in almost all sports or games

On second thoughts final round was the best option for them

[rich crow]

[sacred notch]

I put an invisible nickname, how do I remove it?

[rich crow]

Just like how you remove your name normally

[normal sedge]

Invisible nickname?

[sick cave]

Rip 🙏

[rich crow]

Yea same question

[sacred notch]

No, I can click on the box to change the nickname

[sick cave]

It's not like how it used to be

[normal sedge]

Bruh what do you mean you have an invisible nickname?

We can see your nickname

[sacred notch]

#📸│photos

[sick cave]

Like the invincible text

[normal sedge]

Oh ingame

[sacred notch]

ye

[normal sedge]

Welp

[rich crow]

You mean you can't?

[brittle knoll]

Man i poopdd myself so hard maaan

[normal sedge]

Ye idk about this

[brittle knoll]

(ingame)

[rich crow]

Same

[sacred notch]

ye

[rich crow]

(in real life)

[sacred notch]

ye

[rich crow]

Welp I think you can contact support and see if they can do it

[sacred notch]

I'm using a translator

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🦕 🐤

[rich crow]

How tf you got the name in the first place?

[brittle knoll]

farts cutely (in game)

[rich crow]

Ah hecks naa

[brittle knoll]

Ingame thooo

[rich crow]

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[sacred notch]

Can I send them a ticket in Brazilian Portuguese?

[rich crow]

Idk

[rich crow]

Actually yeah I forgot the game is primarily Russian

That would make more sense

[rich crow]

Nah if that was the case the game would've had somewhat whacky English

[brittle knoll]

Credit: doaenel

🦕

[primal rain]

:df;

.

.

[brittle knoll]

Nice mix

[wispy abyss]

Who can help me get gold 1 I am almost there I need 61 more

Mmr

I need teammate

I have 1000h played

[sick cave]

This is more whack

[wispy abyss]

Who can help?

[brittle knoll]

Sorry i meant dobleedpurple

[odd coyote]

[brittle knoll]

Is that a spinning raw chicken above a spinning mushroom?

My eyesight is bad

🦕

[eternal forum]

where

[brittle knoll]

Youtube

[eternal forum]

where doaenel

[brittle knoll]

He's the guy from yt shorts

[eternal forum]

I know dude

[brittle knoll]

Why ask then

[eternal forum]

obviously I know the best hecarim in the world

I asked

where is he

[brittle knoll]

Are you trying my knowledge

🦕

Why, are you a stalker?

[eternal forum]

possibly

for dantes

yes

[brittle knoll]

Also that doesn't look like a question

Looks like a statement

[wispy abyss]

Bro can you help me reach gold 1 I need 61 MMR more

[eternal forum]

no

[wispy abyss]

K

[brittle knoll]

I am not obliged to answer without having been asked anything

🐓

[wispy abyss]

Can you?

[eternal forum]

where is Dantes?

[brittle knoll]

I can as always, I am able to do anything I want upon consideration, as I have free will

[brittle knoll]

He's next door

[eternal forum]

Great

[wispy abyss]

So is that yes?

[eternal forum]

Time to cosplay as a yordle

I mean

nvm

[brittle knoll]

That's a response

🦕

🛹

[wispy abyss]

Ok I am gonna play by myself then

[brittle knoll]

Why is your cow crying?

🦙

[wispy abyss]

Ok bye

[brittle knoll]

This world has so many unanswered questions

😞

[eternal forum]

Like-

My lawyer advised me not to

Finish the sentence

[brittle knoll]

What sentence?

[eternal forum]

This

[brittle knoll]

A sentence needs a subject and a verb

🐔

[eternal forum]

Yeah but I didn’t finish it

[brittle knoll]

Fair, you didn't say "this sentence" but rather "the sentence"

🍷🐓

Which indicates that sentence is in a pocket dimension and only available to be replicated

[primal rain]

[brittle knoll]

What?

🐧

I tried my best to confine my observation into a stable and constant medium

[eternal forum]

guys kills don’t mean anything true or false

[brittle knoll]

I need to buy water

🐤

[primal rain]

spspsp

:spsp:

[rugged trail]

[scarlet agate]

What is standoff 2 support?

[void bronze]

standoff 2 support

its supports

standoff 2

[ornate dock]

A mythological story

[scarlet agate]

?

[marble flint]

💀

[rich crow]

Yo guys

Is some1 very very good at standoff so I can reach my mmr in allies?

[tawny mist]

Anyone 1v1?

[rich crow]

Reset name

[tawny mist]

Yeah

[rich crow]

Wanna play but no 1v2?

1v1

[tawny mist]

Uhhh

I suck at allies

[rich crow]

Oh

Why there isn't any online ppls

[sick frigate]

Hello

[rugged trail]

Hi

[tawny mist]

Hi

[eternal forum]

Bruh you’re master

[tawny mist]

Not in allies

In allies gold 3

[eternal forum]

We’ll still could be good in allies

What

There’s no way

[tawny mist]

I dont play allies

[eternal forum]

Ok makes sense

I’m just saying you could probably climb

Obviously

[tawny mist]

Yeah it would be ez

[hot jasper]

guys if someone want new standoff 2 discord server w buy/sell/trade come dm ❤️

[eternal forum]

Can I ask a question

[tawny mist]

Yes yes

[eternal forum]

Do kills matter

[tawny mist]

Idk it depends

If u team player not really

U can sacrifice your self for urnteamnto get 2 kills or win ez

[eternal forum]

Yeah

But like

For s normal game

Of comp

[novel torrent]

omfg i just got my first 3k gold

we live
we love
we lie

[eternal forum]

So unless you’re a team player they matter?

[tawny mist]

Yes

[eternal forum]

Kills are the most important in the game right

[tawny mist]

If u die and do nothing

Well yah

If u can trade ur life for 2 or more thats good

[eternal forum]

Yeah

[tawny mist]

But if u play for kills you gotta go solo

[eternal forum]

I mean even if you’re a team player kills could matter

It’s not like you’re only going to try and sacrifice yourself

Fr

[tawny mist]

Yes yes

[hot jasper]

guys if someone want new standoff 2 discord server w buy/sell/trade come dm ❤️

[brittle knoll]

In other words, quoting

I thiink

🐇

[brittle knoll]

Tell your diplodocuses to stop pspsping me

😡

[zinc pine]

[primal rain]

papsps

spspspspsp

[weak marsh]

potnij sie kurwo

[rich crow]

Great atmosphere

[gilded flower]

wah wah

[rugged trail]

[eternal forum]

hi Semy

[rugged trail]

Oh

Hi lyst

[eternal forum]

how are you

[rugged trail]

Well like usual

Boring and bad

U?

[eternal forum]

I’m meh

why bad tho

?

[rugged trail]

Eh

U know

Bad days

... why u "meh"?

[eternal forum]

Bc my friend said he’s not going out and I called him and he picked up and I heard him outside

So

He lied

[rugged trail]

Oh

Damm

This is life dude

[eternal forum]

yeah

it’s fine tho

lol

[rugged trail]

Cool

Anyway

[paper tangle]

Sometimes it be like that

[north ridge]

Drop him

Ez solution

[rich crow]

Nega

[half merlin]

need player 2v2

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[primal rain]

[rich crow]

Hello

@denis::𒈒𒄆𖧷𖠊𒐫𖣘
𒅃ƙׁׅꪱׁׁׅᥣׁׅ֪ᥣׁׅ֪ 𒌧𖣘𒄆𖣘𒐫c𒈒𒄆𖧷𖠊𒐫𖣘
𒅃ƙׁׅꪱׁׁׅᥣׁׅ֪ᥣׁׅ֪ 𒌧𖣘𒄆𖣘𒐫𒅌C🇺𒈒𒄆𖧷𖠊𒐫

[livid prawn]

Breaking News! The U.S and Israeli governments just got caught abducting and trafficking children! Sources say they extract ADRENOCHROME (Adrenalized Blood) from tortured children to sell it to Satanic FREEMASONS and JESUITS. Tell everyone you know so we can put an end to this!

[rich crow]

I will touch u

🤨

Didnt stutter

[primal rain]

find job

[orchid dust]

No

[rich crow]

I feel like a noob

I’m in bronze and idk how people can even play with 4 fingers like I’ve tried and it’s hard tbh

[normal sedge]

You gotta get used to it

Might take like a week to get comfortable at it

Just try playing 4 fingers everyday

[rich crow]

M gotcha helpful tips

[normal sedge]

For me it took like 5 days or so

[soft panther]

@weak marsh

[rich crow]

But like the thing is I was never comfortable with four finger and when I got to playing pc on CSGO I could move the mouse fast and flick fast and other stuff

[soft panther]

Guys off topic of course, but who has Discord servers where you can communicate in English, I'm just learning English, and when I have a level A2 I want to start communicating in it, or who often likes to play any mobile games on Discord or parallel, I would be very grateful 🙃

[rich crow]

I see people play 4 fingers and I’m like how do people do that like ik they train but like that’s gotta be something tbh

[pearl epoch]

wait this game is on pc aswell?

[rich crow]

Gameloop yea

[pearl epoch]

so mobile and pc players are connected?

[rich crow]

Don’t think so

I play the real CSGO on pc

[normal sedge]

You arent gonna get the hang of it in a day or two

[rich crow]

Gotcha, well ima try to practice aiming and stuff

I’ve heard there’s hackers in this game which idk if it’s true or not

[normal sedge]

Yes sometimes you will get hackers

[soft panther]

Guys off topic of course, but who has Discord servers where you can communicate in English, I'm just learning English, and when I have a level A2 I want to start communicating in it, or who often likes to play any mobile games on Discord or parallel, I would be very grateful 🙃

[normal sedge]

In competitve

[normal sedge]

You can talk here

[rich crow]

M gotcha, well thanks for the tip

[normal sedge]

Np

[soft panther]

There are few people here who speak good English and play games 😦

[paper tangle]

No

[paper tangle]

The j

[verbal imp]

Myr,tf,ntfbxygcnugcmuhv!

[paper tangle]

Indeed

Going to work

[verbal imp]

Words of wisdom

[normal sedge]

Indeed my fellow young man

It is truly the j

[paper tangle]

Insane

[paper tangle]

the j

[normal sedge]

Pluhufle

Pluhuh

Bruj

[primal rain]

m249 ideology

m249 ideology

[soft panther]

Can I start communicating with you in English, if yes, what games do you like to play? Mobile games preferably 🙂

[paper tangle]

No

Idk why I’m the first target

[primal rain]

operation: xaxazoth

[cedar veldt]

4 fingers te best method

the

[tropic bloom]

Uso droga e to normal

[cold field]

how its possible to play with 4 fingers 😄 i tried, its to hard.. i use 3 fingers

[unreal sluice]

New jjk episode is out

[nocturne ice]

skill issue ngl

[north ridge]

Ye its pretty hard i tried i couldnt play at all sticking to 3 fingers for now

It takes too long to get used to it

[viscid elm]

Hi

[rugged trail]

Hi

[brave crown]

Any ñew promo codes?

[slate dock]

Get better lol

[viscid elm]

🤯

[normal sedge]

1 person relating and 2 responding with "skill issue"

Epic

[brittle knoll]

Spelelelelelel

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

Yo

[brittle knoll]

Drink your tea

Drink your tea

[rich crow]

Bro I play with 4 fingers it's so easy💀

[brittle knoll]

🍵 🐔

Drink your tea

[rich crow]

No

[brittle knoll]

🐔

._.

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

Kokodak is going to visit your door in about 41 minutes

🚪🐔

[rich crow]

👍

[brittle knoll]

Warning ⚠

🐔

This is his actual size

[rich crow]

He's not bullet proof✌️

[brittle knoll]

He's a ghost

He's polite enough not to noclip through doors

Unless further provoked

[rich crow]

Okay

I'm not scared 💀

[brittle knoll]

🐡

Well he can't really harm you

[kindred swallow]

Hey sup man

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[kindred swallow]

@brittle knoll hey autistic man wasap man my dogs

[brittle knoll]

Just makes your next 12h of living awkward

Cuz he startes at u

@rich crow

[zinc junco]

Bro i still don't know how you guys throw grenade at close range.
Mine always goes long range

[kindred swallow]

Are you pro?@zinc junco

I am oldest bd player

[zinc junco]

2.39 kd 495hr

[brittle knoll]

Don't answer this dude, he literally just joined to troll@zinc junco

[kindred swallow]

Shut up@brittle knoll

[rich crow]

Lol

[kindred swallow]

What's ur problem

[brittle knoll]

It's prob semy

With an alt

[kindred swallow]

@rich crow haha warhog plane

[brittle knoll]

🐓

He defo has beef with me

[kindred swallow]

I like beef meat

🍖

[zinc junco]

Guys just tell me how to throw grenade at close range?

[rich crow]

Okay?

[kindred swallow]

Check settings @zinc junco

[zinc junco]

Then

[kindred swallow]

Dual button for grenades

[gilded flower]

nah itz me

[rich crow]

I thought your pro player💀

[kindred swallow]

He play almost 500hour and don't have basic knowledge

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[zinc junco]

This is the only thing i don't know

[kindred swallow]

Bruh send ur id@zinc junco

[rich crow]

[kindred swallow]

💩

[gilded flower]

bro made his acc 2 secs ago

[rich crow]

Fr

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[zinc junco]

Ok wait 2min

[eternal forum]

How do you think he’s pro

[gilded flower]

he’s gold

[eternal forum]

Yeah

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[eternal forum]

Is gold pro level to silvers

[rich crow]

Bro💀

I don't play comp much💀

[brittle knoll]

I'd rather argue it's the same guy and made an acc to talk to himself

[gilded flower]

gold at 500h is crazy

[zinc junco]

Me too

[brittle knoll]

Idk just cuz of the discord pfps

[gilded flower]

no

[eternal forum]

Silver at 1.5k and 1k is crazy (I met some like that once)

[gilded flower]

yea back when i used to play ive seen people like this

[zinc junco]

125056733

[gilded flower]

how do they play and not improve

[eternal forum]

Fr

[zinc junco]

Add me

[rich crow]

My friend have 1,5k hours and have silver 3 in comp

[brittle knoll]

U can get 500h kinda easily

[eternal forum]

1.5k is champ for sure

[brittle knoll]

Just watching the marketplace or something

[kindred swallow]

Okay my name is potato

[eternal forum]

🤣🤣🤣

[brittle knoll]

Or whatever

Just having the game open

[rich crow]

💀

[brittle knoll]

💀🦕

[zinc junco]

My name is angry

[eternal forum]

@kindred swallow I can’t bro

I have safari

Sadly

I didn’t know they were strict about that

[brittle knoll]

I have Oprah

[zinc junco]

Where?
I didn’t get any request

[kindred swallow]

I will send later@zinc junco

[zinc junco]

125056733

[brittle knoll]

Blud made an alt acc to waste his own time with himself

[rich crow]

Nah nigma is crazy.

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[kindred swallow]

🍌

I watched morocco earthquake gore video

Hahahahhahaha

[rich crow]

Bruh who asked

[brittle knoll]

Just a 12 yr old

[rich crow]

I watched many gore vids and I don't tell it to everyone Jesus.

[zinc junco]

Then how to use 2nd grenade button?

[brittle knoll]

Don't get so pressed over a kid

[eternal forum]

Same

[brittle knoll]

Tap

[rich crow]

He's kid or me bc I think he's like 8.

[brittle knoll]

Yea probably

[rich crow]

Who cares if he watched gore vids.💀

[brittle knoll]

Wdym

[kindred swallow]

🐁 🐀

I have both of them

[brittle knoll]

Tbh I don't remember what the 2nd was

[kindred swallow]

I am not racist

[rich crow]

Who cares

[brittle knoll]

One I think u just drop the grenade

The other u throw it

[kindred swallow]

I molotov my own mates, its fun

[brittle knoll]

But u can have only 1 button for both

[kindred swallow]

When their health low

[brittle knoll]

Bro thinks I'm talking to him

🦕

[zinc junco]

So how to throw at close?

[brittle knoll]

U just tap the button

To drop it

[zinc junco]

Ok i try

[rich crow]

Ik there's no reason to ban nigma but I think he needs the ban on this server.

[brittle knoll]

U r definitely overreacting I think

🦕

[gilded flower]

ban him

[brittle knoll]

Ok ok

Fine

🐔

[rich crow]

I hate kids. Especially when they trying get attention by saying stupid things like. "I watched gore vid"🤓

[gilded flower]

yeaaa

kill all kids

[brittle knoll]

Maaan for real mannnnn

Yea

[kindred swallow]

I agree

[gilded flower]

eradicate the youth

[brittle knoll]

Waiit

🦕 🦕

[rich crow]

Bro your gonna die then

[brittle knoll]

I didn- yea nvm yes

🐓 🐓 🐓

[kindred swallow]

I am the same age your father

[gilded flower]

50

[rich crow]

My father dead.

[gilded flower]

☠️

[brittle knoll]

Wow pedo

I'm reporting you to the local authorities

[kindred swallow]

What's wrong with Pedo

[rich crow]

PFFFF

[kindred swallow]

It's normal

[zinc junco]

Does it work zone only?

[rich crow]

Total kid

[brittle knoll]

Filing a report through discord brb

🐓

[rich crow]

Shut up

[zinc junco]

Ya

[gilded flower]

they dont take message reports seriously

[rich crow]

Nigma ain't funny

[kindred swallow]

@rich crow sorry bro i hurt you

I will buy u medicines

[rich crow]

Nah🤓

[brittle knoll]

Well i think even u said it they do for pedos

So

[gilded flower]

no

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🦕

[gilded flower]

only if they send actual footage

[rich crow]

It'd past your bedtime go to bed kiddo

[brittle knoll]

Or was it servers

[rich crow]

It's*

[brittle knoll]

I guess servers

[gilded flower]

which they still often miss

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Bruh

They made scrolling to see the members harder

🦕 🦕 🦕

[zinc junco]

Wow

[hybrid forge]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[zinc junco]

Thanks

I got it now

[brittle knoll]

Np

[rich crow]

Okay

[brittle knoll]

I gotchu

🐔

[zinc junco]

🫡

[brittle knoll]

Wdym thoo

🐔

[zinc junco]

Respect

[rich crow]

Eugene is active

[brittle knoll]

The grenade thing?

[zinc junco]

🗿

[rich crow]

We can report nigma to Eugene

[zinc junco]

Ya the nade thing

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[zinc junco]

BTW whoever talking about me pro or not then i tell you

I am not Pro

[rich crow]

Why you think like that?

[zinc junco]

An average player play good sometimes

[rich crow]

Oh

[random jay]

[brittle knoll]

@lusty oracle so we have a problematic user here it's @kindred swallow

[zinc junco]

Tho all my freinds on game are Elites

[brittle knoll]

@random jay nice pig

[zinc junco]

They are good

[rich crow]

Lucky.

[random jay]

Thanks!

[zinc junco]

Ya

[random jay]

How are you doing

[brittle knoll]

Can I buy it

[random jay]

Sure... How much

[brittle knoll]

:pige_sus:

I think around for 4-5 arms

[random jay]

I only need 2

[brittle knoll]

Ok then 2 arms and 52k poopux

[zinc junco]

What r u guys talking?😅

[brittle knoll]

Otherwise no deal

[brittle knoll]

Business men with business plen

🐓

[zinc junco]

Account?

[brittle knoll]

I mean plan

[brittle knoll]

Question is how are you doing because I already know how I'm doing

:chick_troll:

[random jay]

Lol!

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[random jay]

Well I'm drunk so it's pretty good

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🐔 🐔

[random jay]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

My reaction fr

[random jay]

Same

[brittle knoll]

Well I also drank

Water

[random jay]

That's just crazy

Oh

[brittle knoll]

And my tummy hurts

🐅

[random jay]

Yeah.... That's a common issue

[brittle knoll]

This is a visual representation of my tummy hurtsing

[random jay]

Damn

That's actually crazy

I hope you'll feel better soon

[brittle knoll]

Thanks for the wishes

[random jay]

You're welcome

[brittle knoll]

I hope you ummm

Uhhhh you ummm

🐔

[gilded flower]

#getwellsoon

[brittle knoll]

._.

[random jay]

#yeah

[brittle knoll]

I tiiink

[gilded flower]

#youcandoit

[random jay]

What would you guys do if you were in my situation?

[brittle knoll]

Which

Wait dm

Just to make sure

🦕 🦕 🦕

[random jay]

Okay.....

[gilded flower]

what situation

[random jay]

I mean rhe situation I'm in rn

[gilded flower]

yeah

[normal sedge]

Wooooow

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[gilded flower]

what situation

[normal sedge]

I would

[brittle knoll]

Me too

[normal sedge]

Ikr

[gilded flower]

#enditall

[brittle knoll]

🐔

I would probably workout

Whatever that might be

[random jay]

Really complicated

[normal sedge]

Bruh

[random jay]

You know, when life gives you lemons.....

[normal sedge]

Bro is drunk

[random jay]

You take the strawberries

[normal sedge]

How much did you have

[random jay]

Dunno

[gilded flower]

do what you can

[random jay]

Not enough

[normal sedge]

Real

[normal sedge]

Boondocks reference?

[gilded flower]

yep

[brittle knoll]

I think working out will help you gain more control of your world

🐇

[random jay]

My pizza is ready

[normal sedge]

Not if he is drunk 🗿

[random jay]

BRB

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[normal sedge]

b

[opaque quest]

wanna play comp guys ?

[brittle knoll]

I never got drunk because I'm already drunk enough

🐔

I think

I mean I don't want to impair my cerebral function any further than it is

🤨

That's kinda the only thing keeping me away from all that stuff

[normal sedge]

Realest

[brittle knoll]

I would rather maybe

[normal sedge]

Smoke weed

[brittle knoll]

Take stimulants than depressants

Yeaaaa

🐡

[normal sedge]

🗿

[brittle knoll]

But since u have to like what smoke it

Then I'd still be like nah

[gilded flower]

drink sum more

[brittle knoll]

Cuz I also want to keep my lungs fully optimal

[gilded flower]

best advices

[random jay]

Have you ever been drunk?

[normal sedge]

Alcoholic advice

[brittle knoll]

Stop drinking and then

You will think more lucidly

About a plan

[gilded flower]

once

[opaque quest]

come comp guys

[brittle knoll]

You will be able to have more optimal thinking

[random jay]

I don't have a plan

What if optimal thinking is not something that will help me in any way

It's all pretty subjective

[gilded flower]

if life doesn’t give you lemons get them yourself

[random jay]

Idk where they grow

[gilded flower]

amarright

uhhh

trees?

[random jay]

It's just weird

The way it works

[brittle knoll]

If you focus on long term prospects

It's kinda beneficial

@silk kraken @tepid nymph

[gilded flower]

why are you talking

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[random jay]

In what way? Elaborate

[brittle knoll]

If you have a plan that will solve your problems, in the future you can just relax, and likee if you don't solve your current problems they will just pile up I think

And you can relax now and then suffer later

I mean the second option is like just ignoring your problems

[gilded flower]

im in between the option 1 and 2

1.5

[brittle knoll]

And I've done that a few times and thought everything's fine but yea now I'm sowing what I uhhh

Yea whatever is the saying

🦕

[random jay]

I have fate in the future

Drinking is not necessarily a bad thing

[gilded flower]

uhhhh

[random jay]

It is in the physical sense, but in a social way it has its benefits

[brittle knoll]

Yea nothing is inherently bad

Unless excessive

Or a way to escape problems

[brittle knoll]

Maaaan

I see so many men in bars chatting with beers

🐓

Or restaurants

[gilded flower]

get one and join them

[brittle knoll]

I imagine it's literally that easy

🦕 🐔

[gilded flower]

i mean

have you tried

[brittle knoll]

Just get a glass of beer

And sit next to them

And they're drunk enough they instantly integrate you into the conversation

[gilded flower]

they won’t even notice you’re not their friend if they’re drunk enough

[brittle knoll]

Because alcohol is like said to just inhibit your insecurities or something

[brittle knoll]

Yeaaa

A bit strange to think about

I mean I kinda was really surprised by how outgoing 007 was

🦕

No of fence

Of fence

[random jay]

I take no offense

[brittle knoll]

Offence

I mean no offense but the drinking explains it

[gilded flower]

i remember he came here saying he’s drunk like 2 years ago too

[random jay]

You are very right in what you are saying

[brittle knoll]

Oh

I thought it was the first time

[gilded flower]

no

[brittle knoll]

And it was xicor doing it often

🐔

[random jay]

I must honestly say that alcohol has helped me in developing my social skills

And it is still to this day

[brittle knoll]

Strange cuz coffee kinda did for me

Which is kinda the opposite

I feel like I was just able to learn new social cues faster with it and say more right things

If that makes sense

Meanwhile I think like being less inhibited you just learn to freely word your thoughts more often

Which I rather prefer to control

Btw I farted hard

🦕 🦕

[random jay]

So it comes down to

We've all got undiagnosed autism

And are trying to fix it with artificial substances

[brittle knoll]

Idk would coffee or beer classify as that

I only saw coffee as an upgrade

🐔

I think

Beer I see as a downgrade imo

Guess it depends on each's own goal

Mine was at first to be able to wake up super early in the morning

And now this became a manifesto for pro-coffee

🐓

[random jay]

Well yes that's what I intended

[random jay]

Ig it depends on how many you drink, and also heavily on with who/in which setting you drink

[rich crow]

Someone comp? G2-3

[brittle knoll]

There have been multiple occasions I've been invited "to a beer"

It's like one of the major uhhh

Ways of hanging out is drinking

[random jay]

It is

[brittle knoll]

Like there's not much else to it other than who gets drunker maybe and says the most outlandish/personal stuff

🐔 🦕

Cuz I mean one of us would definitely have a higher alcohol tolerance/experience

And clearly not me if I'd just be starting it out

But I never felt like I really need that in my life, because I remember I would always have my mind still wandering about either goals or solving current issues

Or just get impatient in general because I honestly didn't grow up having fun doing that

It's like would be just me trying to please others' wishes as always

And that's excluding the drinking part, which obviously I could just say "I'll just drink water, thanks"

[gilded flower]

apple juice

[brittle knoll]

Or soda

[gilded flower]

nah apple juice

[brittle knoll]

But if having fun hanging out with strangers requires drinking alcohol, then like what's the point

[stray violet]

Nah

Apple cider is the alcohol of kids

[hexed igloo]

Apple Cider

🚗

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[brittle knoll]

Literally no one gets that lil bro 😂 😹😂🦕

🐔

🦕

[hexed igloo]

Apple Cider

[brittle knoll]

🚗

🚗 - :]

[brittle knoll]

I think 007 would greatly appreciate your fantastic standoff clan

[stray violet]

Apple juice with carbonation

[brittle knoll]

Nice carbonara

🦕

[stray violet]

You mean carbonaro effect

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[stray violet]

Ok

[brittle knoll]

You mean car borane

🦕 🐢

Your stomach doesn't hurt anymore

🐔 🪄

[hexed igloo]

abracadabra

[brittle knoll]

Your neck hurts your back hurts

🐔 🪄

[crystal spear]

:

[brittle knoll]

Your leg aches your knee aches your shoulders ache

🐔 🪄🪄

Your head is exploding your hands are exploding

🪄🐔🪄
🪄

[bronze walrus]

Hi
هاي

[brittle knoll]

Now nothing actually happened

🪄
🐔

[bronze walrus]

Are there Arabs?

اي شخص عربي يريد يلعب يراسلني

[brittle knoll]

(the audience claps as a very impressive magic show had ended)

[bronze walrus]

Ok

[buoyant willow]

If it’s fresh one then yeah, not those once’s at stores we have

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[buoyant willow]

A bit of soured and with a bit of touch of sweetness

[brittle knoll]

Store ones are just

Water with sugar

Ongggg

[buoyant willow]

Basically

[brittle knoll]

Real apple juices got that ultra-potent, diabetes-causing fructose syrup

😼

[buoyant willow]

Idk I just crush apples thru the machine

Same with beetroot

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[buoyant willow]

Beetroot juice underated

[brittle knoll]

But tbh too many apples are bad

[buoyant willow]

Why?

[brittle knoll]

Fructose is as bad as sugar

[buoyant willow]

Oooh

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🦕

[buoyant willow]

Well I mean

We living only once so

Xd

[brittle knoll]

It's said to spike insulin much more greatly

One apple a day is fine but a bunch

☝️🐇

Nuh uh

[buoyant willow]

I mean

[brittle knoll]

Too much of any healthy thing gets bad

[buoyant willow]

If you skip today 2 apple

[brittle knoll]

Tho

[buoyant willow]

To compensate it I gtg eat 2 tomorrow

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[brittle knoll]

🦕

I think if u exercise like a lot

[buoyant willow]

Eat beetroot instead

Cool thing

[brittle knoll]

Maybe u kinda get immune

Idk

To diabetes (hot take)

[buoyant willow]

I used to spam apples honestly back in times

[brittle knoll]

Cuz I never see ppl with diabetes exercise at all

[buoyant willow]

Like 3-5 per day

[brittle knoll]

So maybe it would make sense

[prime abyss]

I js finished the 100 headshot quest and it didn't register

[buoyant willow]

Sadge

[brittle knoll]

People's health degenerate in their 40's 50's

And suddenly also get diabetes

Apart from already being moderately overweight

But they would always seem to me like they never sprinted in their whole life

🦕

[buoyant willow]

I ain’t worrying bout such a thing, my aah ain’t planning to live until 32

[brittle knoll]

I think u mean not planning to age well

🦕

[buoyant willow]

Speedrun basically

[brittle knoll]

U can just do nothing and living just happens

Literally

[silk kraken]

david goggins enjoyer

[gilded flower]

👎

[brittle knoll]

Is that supposed to poke fun at what I said

[silk kraken]

no

[brittle knoll]

🐇

I don't even watch him

[buoyant willow]

Isn’t it the guy who runs a lot?

[brittle knoll]

I only remembered one short where he's like

Tied up and jumping in a lake and swimming

🐡

[brittle knoll]

Oh yea

Where he was like escaping from some jail

Or prison

Where they were torturing him

And he was like ran for his life for kilometers

🦕

[gilded flower]

8h uv school tomorrow

#boutaenditall

[brittle knoll]

Nice ultraviolet school

🐡

Full time ultraviolet resistance training school

:pk:

[gilded flower]

Is that supposed to poke fun at what I said

[brittle knoll]

Yes

🦕

[gilded flower]

☹️☹️☹️

[brittle knoll]

Cuz idk what uv means

[gilded flower]

of

[brittle knoll]

That's the only bell it rung

[gilded flower]

sounds the same as of

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

Oh i get it

🐔

[gilded flower]

#boutaenditall

⚔️

[brittle knoll]

That reminds me of some post

Saying "english is the only language written like it's spelled"

🐔

[gilded flower]

your

your right

your rite

[brittle knoll]

And then some person responds with like

[proper gyro]

yor rite

[brittle knoll]

Holy pooop

Mosquito jumpscare

🐤🐤

[proper gyro]

boo

[brittle knoll]

I even had earplugs and I heard it as it literally touched my ear

[buoyant willow]

C

[brittle knoll]

Poop

[vital bolt]

Klk

..

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[gilded flower]

1c in tha cut 2

[brittle knoll]

:rooster_right:

:rooster_looking at the user above:

[willow flicker]

I’m at bronze 4 but I’m scared to play any more matches

Bc I don’t know what kinda teammates imma end up with

😭

[viscid elm]

Skill issue

[proven tangle]

What’s up with Russians calling me soft for doing better then them? I literally have 14-23 ping and they have like 4 to 5 times as much💀

[gilded flower]

quit

[willow flicker]

Yeah bc am new :/

So how being a new play skill issue now

I’m just lvl 35

[viscid elm]

Not my problem🤯

[gilded flower]

☹️

[paper tangle]

It’s just Russians having a skill issue

[willow flicker]

Is it bc am black 🤨

[gilded flower]

now we’re talking

[willow flicker]

😂

Yo who has like umm 500 mrr wanna play couple matches

[vestal token]

Ey

How fix my ping?

[willow flicker]

Tired of Russian looking at the wall and giving the enemy side there weapons like

[willow flicker]

Go to the country 🙂

[vestal token]

jajajaj

No men

Really

[willow flicker]

Ur not from the region so ur ping will be high

And if ur from the country ur wifi just trash

[vestal token]

I before having 170 of ping

[willow flicker]

Am from the Caribbean and am playing on 230 ping

[vestal token]

And

After

260 of ping

Why?

I don't know

[willow flicker]

Mhmm tbh I don’t know

[gilded flower]

they could’ve changed the server

[vestal token]

I know

I always play in br

[gilded flower]

for one in a different location

[vestal token]

Because in other region no have people

[vital bolt]

👍🏻👍🏻

[willow flicker]

I playing in Russian server very competitive

When ur teammates walking right pass the enemy

[vestal token]

No, i'm from ecuador

[willow flicker]

Who does love that 🙂

[willow flicker]

Oh

[vestal token]

Is bad men

[willow flicker]

Cuervo what’s ur mmr

[vestal token]

I need 3 o 4 shoots in the head for kill the people

Is one shiet

[willow flicker]

U wanna play some matches

Id 158727543

Id if ur interested

[vestal token]

What is mmr?

[willow flicker]

It’s right at ur rank

[vestal token]

Ok

But

I play in the night

[willow flicker]

What time is it for u

It’s night for me

6:40 pm

Come on let’s run some matches

[vestal token]

In my country too

But

I speak from 10 or 11 pm

[willow flicker]

So no play?

😦

[vestal token]

In one hour you can?

[stone pulsar]

They rlly gotta fix the ques lol

I was waiting for a ranked game while listening to yb fell asleep for 12 minutes and still not ina game

[slate dock]

Maybe you didn't add the mainstream map

+It's true matchmaking at night takes so much time

[jolly mural]

Go on Russian servers. Find a match in less than 30 seconds

[atomic iron]

cbukvf

[fallen prairie]

Who on here is a good montage editor? Need one for my 150 sub montage

[deft steeple]

anyone tryna ranked?

[frail rune]

I would but ur way better